#bc i cant

[hopepetal]

Woe, bkau fic be upon ye

@applestruda

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The night was young, and the grass was still warm from the bright sun that had shone down on it all day. The moon shone down on the group gathered around the campfire, who were all chatting merrily as the flames crackled and spat sparks toward the night sky.

Loudest of the whole group was Scar, who was telling a story with large gestures and likely even larger exaggerations. "...and then, surrounded by at least fifty of the undead, I heroically-!"

"-turned tail and ran?" Grian interrupted, a twinkle in his eye as he leaned forward, smirking. "You don't expect us to believe you really fought them all off, right?"

Scar slumped over, looking helplessly at Grian. "You are so mean! Yes! You were supposed to!"

"But I'm right," Grian pressed, and with a groan Scar sat back down. "I am!"

"Aww, Grian," Pearl interjected, smiling, "be nice to the poor man. He could've been telling the truth!"

"No," Scar sighed dejectedly, "I was lying. But it's no fun when he calls me out on it!" He flopped over onto his back. "You could at least pretend to fall for it."

Grian snickered, leaning against Pearl. "But it's so much more funny this way."

Scar whined, pushing himself back up. A cool night breeze wove it's way through his hair- he'd been growing it out recently and taken to wearing it in a small ponytail. Pearl had told him he should keep growing it out so she wouldn't be the only knight with long hair. In return, he had told her to cut her hair. She'd look good with it short.

Impulse laughed, still focusing on roasting his marshmallow. "I think your story is funny, Scar. You should continue." He glanced over at Mumbo in slight disgust and horror as the knight bit into a completely burnt marshmallow. "How can you even stand that?"

"It tath gud when it'th burnt!" Mumbo protested, his mouth full of the sticky, sugar-filled goodness.

Impulse rolled his eyes and went back to slowly turning his marshmallow over the flames, intent on getting a perfect golden brown roast. "Everyone here has awful taste."

"Hey!" Pearl huffed indignantly. "Who was the one who taught you how to roast a marshmallow perfectly, now?"

Impulse chuckled. "Everyone but Pearl."

She smiled triumphantly. "That's better."

#boatem knights au #pearlescentmoon #gtws #goodtimeswithscar #impulsesv #grian #mumbo jumbo #they toast marshmallows around a campfire together #bc i cant #and i want to #my writing

[amazing-dan]

dont cry, CRAFT

#can you believe dnpcrafts is back #bc i cant #dnp #amazingphil #dan and phil #daniel howell #danisnotonfire #phil lester #phan #dan howell

[posidonfrahorus]

i lived a lie my whole life

#percy jackson #percy jackson and the olympians #rick riordan #rickriordanuniverse #riordan books #riordanverse #percy pjo #pjo fandom #pjo series #annabeth chase #heroes of olympus #incorrect percy quotes #percabeth #he isnt in his 30s #imagine tlt happening in 2022 #he’d be born in 2010 #can you imagine that #bc i cant #how do people born after 2009 exist #like how

[zombiefishmonster]

dream blunt rotation

#daria #daria show #daria mtv #daria morgendorffer #jane lane #brittany taylor #jodie landon #can u imagine what would happen #bc i cant #but i want to experience it

[picture-me-in-the-trees]

idk about y’all but i’m so pumped to live through this kinktober as a royjamie girlie

#if y’all thought they were insane now #just WAIT #bc i cant #royjamie

[teddybeartoji]

so guys uhhhhhhh is it actually possible to uhhh cum untouched.... just from uhhhh watching a film bc i– uhhh i–

#i am currently doing breathing exercises #bc i cant #be #this time i might actually be dyibg #long post incoming #be ready #mayor of loserville

[fella-lovin-fella]

doing laundry. pray for me

#im just doing one load #bc i Cant #i just need to get through it #the problem is the waiting #like. #one hour to wash #a bit less to dry #and THEN i have to fold them #and THEN i have to PUT THEM AWAY??? #fucked up #not mlm #dantes talking again

[taechnological]

can u believe we get to look at him for free??

#bc i cant #seokjin #jin #kim seokjin #bts jin #bangtan #taechnological #bts

[americanedpsycho]

i will never take the scene when patrick flexes during sex seriously, and i never will. bc of personal experience.

#╰ out of americanedpsycho. #i cringe so fucking hard and i laugh #i cant even reblog a gif from it. #aND NO I WAS NOT AND DO NOT FLEX. #this is why he never flexes when i write usfw stuff. #bc i cant #i'd be on the floor

[quackitytheduck]

hooooly shit. holy shit. oh my god

#can u fucking jmagine #bc i cant

[fakehelper]

glkdjfl okay imagine being racist in an rp group chat, then when an admin corrects you, because they are the ethnicity you were offending, you go to their dms and say “but i didn’t mean it like that tho,” so then it’s explained in detail why what you asked was racist and why something you were supporting (a movie) was racist and you keep giving them bs apologies that they don’t acknowledge bc they’re bullshit apologies so you LEAVE THE RP less than 24 hours later bc “it’s not the rp for me rn” LIKEDGK DLHGRD AND THEN your next logical step, of course, is to use that same account to join another rp, within an hour of being unfollowed, with a character that is based on the movie that you were told was extremely racist. can u imagine that

#BC I CANT #i cant make this up lmao #i literally don't understand how #in 2022 #some people are so ignorant #but also! how people are just straight up racist but pretend they're ignorant #and then show you exactly how racist they are #but then again their first bio was racist and we thought we could help educate them into writing a better one #and look where that got us

[cadaverkeys]

You guys rlly don't realise how much knowledge is still not committed to the internet. I find books all the time with stuff that is impossible to find through a search engine- most people do not put their magnum opus research online for free and the more niche a skill is the less likely you are to have people who will leak those books online. (Nevermind all the books written prior to the internet that have knowledge that is not considered "relevant" enough to digitise).

Whenever people say that we r growing up with all the world's knowledge at our fingertips...it's not necessarily true. Is the amount of knowledge online potentially infinite? Yes. Is it all knowledge? No. You will be surprised at the niche things you can discover at a local archive or library.

#rambles #if you are a person who is into delicate skills #like lacemaking or printing or sewing #you will know fair well just how non expansive the knowledge online is in comparison to written guides from like the 50s #there was a time where at least one person in the household had to know a constructive skill #but in the modern day there is just less ans less demands for comprehensive guides #library propaganda #im stuck doing an essay rn but bc i have covid i cant go to the library and its totally fucked me #i want to source a lot of the stuff i read irl but i just cant go and get it and theres no online ver

[drakenathan]

#polls #remaking bc i forgot to change to 1week. #but yeah us latinos smelling so damn good while showering everyday while some other places.....like.....ew #just some perfume.over their sweaty ass...or not even that...cant relate. #brasil tag #t.txt

[reallybadblackoutpoems]

meditations on first philosophy (1641) - rene descartes

"who give a shit"

#rene descartes #ok #so this is a reference to that post #bc i cant stop saying it #sorry i havent been active #ive been working on an opera #and have been having like p bad health issues #but its ok #learning to crochet a minecraft frog #idk if itll be like any good #whatever life is love anyway #blackout poem #blackout poetry #author #book #poetry

[ninjasmudge]

last night i had a dream that i was playing minecraft and i noticed i had 77 blocks of cobblestone in one slot instead of it being capped at 64 and it was so jarring to me that it literally booted me out of the dream. like sure you can fly now and your childhood home is a pharmacy but 77 pieces of cobblestone? unthinkable. wake the fuck up.

#minecraft #tagged so i can find it ig #PROBABLY MEANS I PLAY TOO MUCH MINECRAFT TBH #IT WAS 77 COBBLESTONE DO U UNDERSTAND HOW JARRING THAT WAS #IT LEGIT WOKE ME UP BC I WAS LIKE 'that cant fucking happen.' #shark talks #l

[sunlit-mess]

???

#messyr #doodle #artists on tumblr #hazbin hotel #bc i really like alastor being the aroace mf he is #IDFK WHATS WRONG W MY EYES BUT I CANT SEE COLORS PROPERLY ( probs bc of the old monitor ) #radioapple #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor #lucifer morningstar