#bathroom talk

[system-of-a-feather]

New syscourse topic cause the current ones suck

If a system takes a shit, can we consider that shit a split part? If so, if someone were to EAT that piece of shit, would they then be taking that split part into their system? In that case, is system hopping technically real? I would think so.

Discuss. (All sides of syscourse welcome and all perspectives welcome)

#literal shitpost #this came from an unironic conversation with reimei and taken wildly out of context #syscourse #alter: riku #potty language #bathroom talk #poop tw #coprophagia #coprophagia tw

[lostsoilose]

Okay, everybody talks about the constipation that comes from high restricting and fasting. And that's fair it's rough

But I don't see anyone talked about the opposite. When you're first starting up restricting again after a period of not and you're having to go to the bathroom all the time because your body is processing through what you've already given it so much faster because you've finally stopped giving it new food and so it's just starting to tear through what you already gave it in those last few moments of weakness.

And how even though it's inconvenient to have to go to the bathroom so often, there's this wonderful feeling that comes with getting so much awful crap out of your body so quickly.

It makes me want to try adding in laxatives so bad, but I don't have a way to get them into the house without making everyone I love with incredibly suspicious :/

#pro ana #pro4n4 #pro a4a #ed relapse #male ana #laxatives #bathroom talk

[despairmakoto]

byakuya togami DOES NOT FART

byakuya togami does not POOP

byakuya togami does not even PEE a little

he only goes to the Restroom to fix his eyeliner

UNDERSTAND?

#/j #byakuya togami #danganronpa #unsanitary #gross #bathroom talk #obviously he does these things it's a joke #all caps

[hershellaytonlovespuzzles]

Pouring one out for your McDonald’s restroom experience

It was so bad

When I put in my two weeks my manager had me clean the bathroom floors. But I wasn't given anything that I could. Do that with. And the storage closet had nothing with a handle. All I had was rags 🥲

Good news is I'll never go back so it's all good

#space talks #unsanitary #bathroom talk #cleaning

[idkanamewtf]

life is a party and i'm the piñata (i'm watching a movie and i need to pee but i don't want to get up to go to the bathroom)

#back to our regularly scheduled programming #aka #bathroom talk #ugh #i exhaust myself #like #miss gurl #just get the fuck up

[chekovsphaser]

I'm hungry but I've also been shitting my guts out so I don't want to eat anything because it's finally stopped and i don't want to risk aggravating it again

#tmi #the chronicles of the chronically ill #bathroom talk #im so hungry though.......

[thedreadvampy]

Losing my shit about this article in which a transphobic Tory was so busy panicking about existing in the vicinity of a Trans that she almost certainly misheard "jeans" as "penis" and decided that not only was this a problem with the other woman, but also that the world must be informed of this pressing danger.

"a trans woman! I had to stand directly behind her....I thought, 'this is going well', I'm handling The Situation fine'..."

translated: I saw a tall woman with broad shoulders. How would I get out of this alive? I thought. she has a PENIS. PENIS PENIS PENIS. through some force of PENIS I mean will I managed to PENIS behave normally towards her. My hands were PENIS PENIS PENIS shaking as I tried to dry them. summoning up all my PENIS courage I said 'dryer's crap innit'. she turned to me and said " yeah I'm just goiPENIS PENIS PENIS"

It's been a week and I'm still shaking. This proves trans women are the problem and I'm not weird. I'm fine. It's fine. If you think about it I'm the hero hePENIS!!!!!

very this

#red said #it's just. I'm obsessed. #everyone on Twitter is saying 'never happened' and i think they're wrong #this absolutely did happen and she's been obsessing over how vindicated it made her feel enough to WRITE AN ARTICLE ABOUT IT #because she MISHEARD SOMEONE IN A CASUAL CONVERSATION #i lay out my reasoning thusly: if you were INVENTING a scary trans woman in bathroom story out of nothing. why would it be this? #why would you go with 'we had a banal conversation until she said a sentence that makes no sense and that no human has ever uttered #but which does coincidentally sounds almost exactly like a mishearing of a very NORMAL thing to say in the circumstances #then she left and nothing else occurred' #if you were going to INVENT a story you would probably make it MAKE SENSE or SOUND THREATENING #i truly believe this is a very authentically told account of what she thinks happened #because who would. by means other than mishearing. think 'I'm going to wipe my hands on my penis' makes any sense at all. #a) 'I'm going to dry my hands on my genitals' says the presumably fully clothed woman #b) who then proceeds to leave without doing anything threatening #c) WHO SAYS PENIS THREATENINGLY? sorry it's writing out 'penis' repeatedly that made this jump out to me but like. who says that? #you might hear someone talk casually about their dick or cock but i stg it's only doctors and TERFs who casually use the word penis much #it's so. clinically descriptive. it's a weird use of language. but it IS. something you could plausibly mishear from 'pants' or 'trousers'

[fantasma-espacial]

Have you ever gone to the toilet and being like: Huh... So that was that little pain i felt two minutes this morning in my stomach.

Because i did

#bathroom talk #toilet #that sure was a dump

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

#selfie bee #hello friends!! how are you doing!! ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ #I'm very very tired today #I woke up very early today because I took a driving lesson! #I have had my licence for many many years now but I haven't driven in so long #and when I tried I just turned on the windshield wipers again and again #so I'm taking some refreshment lessons! I was really afraid of driving again but my new driving teacher is very nice (❁´‿`❁) #my last one scared me a little because he talked a lot about bathroom renovation #I just drove for an hour or so but I was so concentrated that I'm very tired now #I have another lesson tomorrow because I deleted every information in my brain about how to park a car #all those synapses are currently used to remember Godzilla facts #another big news!! #I saw a PHEASANT last week #we almost hit it with the car but luckly it remembered in time that it was a bird and flew away #I've NEVER seen a pheasant before!! ( ´ ▽ ` ) #I knew that pheasants were real because my favourite cartoon as a child was animals of farthing wood #and there's pheasants in it and then they get murdered and all the other animals are like 'oh well' #but I had never seen one! #I feel like a stronger person now #one that can drive a car #maybe even park one ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ #have a wonderful evening friends #<3

[system-of-a-feather]

#potty mouth #bathroom talk #pee #poo #i am an adult #no the child in this brain did not suggest this

[piefanart]

Mmmmmm one in the morning, my favorite time to sit on the toilet in agony! /s

#pies ramblings #will i puke? will i shit my guts out? nobody knows! #tmi #bathroom talk #unsanitary tw

[skyrim-forever]

#skyrim #the elder scrolls #tes #meme #tesblr #im very normal #was at a party a few days ago #and someone I was talking with brought up skyrim and that they liked it #and I had to go to the bathroom because I didn't know how to talk about the game like a normal person #skyrim meme

[disabled-dragoon]

My cat started to panic because I took longer to stroke her goodnight than usual and I think she thought I forgot 😭 [crying face emoji]

#sat there pawing at my sleeve and trying to get in my face while I talked to my mother #this creature #this is the same cat btw that saw me fall in the bathroom ONE TIME #and now refuses to let me be in any room bar my bedroom by myself #cats #not disability related #caps in tags

[p4nishers]

"you go too fast for me, crowley" "aziraphale has picked up the pace" OH MY FUCKING GOD????!!!!

#good omens #NO ONE TALK TO ME IM HAVING A CARDIAC ARREST #WHT IS THIS???? NEIL WYF IS THIS???? #SOMEONE HELP IM DRY HEAVING ON MY BATHROOM FLOOR #FUCK U MEAN PICKED UP PACE???? BELLO??? LITERALLY WHAt??? #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #crowley #azicrow #good omens season two

[fiberc]

this has close to nothing with the drawings in this post but i honest to god think i found imposter dans actual name. anyway

#art #dan vs #dan mandel #chris pearson #ill talk about it whenever i post again. not now. because i have to go to the bathroom

[just-eyobis]

If you asked me ten years ago what skill I'd use the most today, I wouldn't have guessed it was cleaning up poop!

#bathroom talk #caregiver