#based on shitty writing

[aparticularbandit]

Please understand if I watch Loki it will be primarily for Sylvie.

I've only mostly seen one episode but with all the gifsets and everything I expect that I will unashamedly love her.

I just don't want to see the show.

#musings #bandit #and also understand that part of that is the sylvie hate i saw on my dash for months #and the...shipping betwen loki and...what's his name i have not seen the show #okay it IS mobius #i thought i was wrong because you know morbius is also a thing #those were just the things i saw across my dash #and i just #ugh #i love you all but it makes my heart sad to see ship-on-ship hate #and hatred for a female character getting in the way of a ship #even if it is valid #based on shitty writing #i honestly can't say anything i haven't seen the series #but #i debate #for sylvie #who i'm already attached to #(and also for nexus events because of mcu worldbuilding reasons - and also the sacred timeline vs. multiverse stuff etc.)

[noxious-fennec]

3 years and I'm STILL IN THE FUCKING BUILDING... unbelievable... anyway happy re-bday to my pathetic cringefail politician

Alt ver. under the cut

***Massive disclaimer: i do not support the cc this is strictly about the fictional character

#cwilbur #c!wilbur #dsmp fanart #my art #woah hi hello how's it going #still in this hellhole i couldn't claw my way out my fingernails are too short #still had to do smth for this guy i mean cmon. major influence over my life for years #speaking of which hey major redesign. you know why. #nothin much to say. random outfit. face based on gregory peck tho it's not rly clear here #lives tattoos i thought were fun. tried to make the revived life look like a shitty stick n poke dont know if that reads well #aro ring but on the wrong finger whoops. dont care enough to fix it #anyway hope you enjoy :p fangs for sticking around xoxo #OH and first time writing an image desc. hope it was good!! ik its like a mile long but idk how to be any more concise #fennec.art

[based-bobcat]

It's interesting that Ollie does most of the things Jason thinks Bruce doesn't do.

>Killing criminals, specifically avenging someone

As absolutely shit as Cry for Justice was, the fact that Ollie killed Prometheus for maiming Roy and killing Lian was absolutely in-character and Bruce wouldn't have done that. Bruce was dead at the time, but you bet your ass he would've tried to bring Ollie in after.

>Thinking about the little guy

A core aspect of Ollie's character is his leftism, I mean, his stance on looking out for the little guy. JLU isn't the only time he rejected joining the league because it was too far removed from the streets. He's more likely to protect people who loot supermarkets during a crisis than the owner who tries to shoo them out (This happened in 52). As much as bad writers would like you to think otherwise, Bruce would NOT condone rioting or looting of any kind.

>Looser parenting/Showing affection more.

Look, Ollie was a notoriously bad parent back in the day. But we can say that his hands-off approach did help Roy more than Bruce's my way or the highway type parenting with Jason. Both Roy and Jason had the same issues when they were kids (probably one of the reasons they get along so well, eh?), but at least Roy was allowed to go with the Titans. Being with kids his age probably helped immensely with his growth. And while Batman has trouble admitting he loves his Made Found family*, even too himself, Ollie doesn't have that problem. He tells his kids he loves them all the time and the amount of bear hugs he gives them cannot be counted on 4 hands.

Lest we forget that Bruce's way of ebbing Jason's anger issues was either to ignore it or telling him to his face that taking him in was a mistake.

Also Jason liking Ollie over Bruce is funny, because Bruce would fucking HATE it.

-*I know current writers, Tom the fanfic writer Taylor, like to write Bruce as someone who tells his wards he loves them every single opportunity he gets, but i'm sorry but that's just not him. Bruce is a severely emotionally stunted man and has trouble telling anyone he loves him. One might argue that this Alfred's fault, since he kept his distance emotionally until it was to late. a mistake he recognized and vowed to not make again with Dick, but that's a post for a different day.

#Jason Todd #Red Hood #Roy Harper #Speedy #Oliver Queen #Green Arrow #Batman #This is based on my comic knowledge of these characters #I have not and will not read any fanwork regarding these characters #I like my shitty writing to be paid for by an embarrassing company #DC

[eternallyfrustratedwriter]

Chevalier and Dogs

When Belle came to the palace to choose the next king she didn't come alone. In addition to her over eager friend, Rio, she also brought two senior dogs with her as well. For the most part they were pretty low key, sleeping a good portion of the day and spending the remainder of it glued to her side. The oldest of the two, Holly, was a 14 year old pekingese who was mostly blind but still had amazing hearing. She survived on a combination of spite and a love of food. Sadie, a 9 year old pug, was her polar opposite. She loved everyone and thrived on attention. Her love of attention did cause a jealous streak, though, and she was also a little too intelligent for her own good.

The princes reactions to the new companions were a mixed bag. Leon, Jin, and Luke were delighted to have the dogs around while Yves was bemoaning the inevitable prospect of dog hair getting stuck to his clothes. Nokto and Licht were pretty much indifferent, not seeming to care one way or the other. Clavis simply took delight in everyone elses reactions.

Then there was Chevalier.

While he didn't say anything it was clear he wasn't exactly thrilled at the prospect of having the dogs around. Even more so because they seemed to take an immediate liking to him even though he did nothing but ignore them. For the most part they were content to just be where he was but there would be times when one of them would be bold and paw at him for pets. Still, he would ignore them.

As Belle grew closer to the second prince, spending time in his private library with him and taking walks in the garden, his attitude towards their constant presence started to slowly shift. It started with him giving them a clumsy pet when no one was looking to also just simply letting his hand rest on one of their heads while he was reading.

The biggest shift of all, though, was when he was sitting the gazebo to read and had them both resting on either side of his lap. They snored away peacefully as they enjoyed their pillow. The moment was only broken by Clavis strolling up and pausing at the picture in front of him.

He recovered soon enough, though, and burst out laughing loud enough to cause the previously sleeping dogs to give him an accusing look. Chevalier simply clenched his jaw before returning to his book, already imagining the 'fun' his fool of a brother was going to have with this.

#ikemen prince #chevalier michel #clavis lelouch #ikepri chevalier #ikepri clavis #ikepri x reader #chevalier michel x reader #My title is stupid #I based the dogs off of mine #because they are the bestest girls #This feels like shitty writing but I'm posting it anyways #dias drabbles

[pigeonwit]

fandom has become a contest of egos rather than an act of love towards the source material and its miserable and i hate it

#hey my guy. my guy. i started writing fanfic by making shitty soul eater self insert oc fic #i make shitty fanart. i write bad poetry. thats how you fucking get better at it. #and yknow not to sound cheesy but its fun to look back and see where i improved and grew #i actually made a pretty decent drawing yesterday! im very proud of it! i wrote a little bit today! im proud of that too! #what do you have to be proud of through theft. #im not gonna act like im above seeking attention and validation. i do that shit all the time. but how is that validation worth anything- #if its based on something you STOLE

[eebie]

i cant keep it hidden any longer

#i get nervousss n shit about gettin character voices all wrong #i spent all of yesterday worryin about if theyd say each others first names or last names or WHAT ! idkkk #i didnt write any more than this But i rlly rlly want to #basing this over the exact types of convos me n my friend have When i watch her play granny #i say dumb shit like ooohhh shes gonna get you Or why are you so mean to this old lady😢😢😢 to rile her up🤭 cos its funny #and then when i run out of things to say i start asking shitty would you rather questions like Would you rather make out with granny #or springtrap. would u rather have to be angel dust Hazbin hotel(she HATES him) or Pinkypills william afton (also HATES) #idk how id write that for these guys. ik theres gotta be a way though #my rambles #homestuck #writing feels more vulnerable than just my silly ass drawins Cos its lettin ppl peek in2 how i think n perceive shit . its intimidatinggg #but im posting it anyways !! ill fight off the urge to delete it the best i can #sayin all this Meanwhile it’s just a few lines from a pesterlog emulator LMAO . i take myself too seriously w stuff like this #rhas my problem i think . joviality come to me NOW! i am lighthearted and carefree about rhis #yaaaayayayaaayy!!!! #FOR THOSE WHO DONT KNOW. GRANNY IS A SHITTY MOBILE PUZZLE HORROR GAME. THE OG !!! #all the shit like Piggy on roblox. thats copying granny 😤😤😤😡😡😡 #my drabbles

[willowser]

so so random but since u were talking about touya and how he’s a little crazy about you do u think he would like any of our guy friends.. 😭

LMAOOOO. no. kxnfidjskshduskala i—hmm. no, i don't think so LOL i think he's an attention hog LOL and even if he wants to play that silliness like he doesn't care about us or whatever....he's NOT COOL with us giving our attention to someone else kafjdjskalql if they're his friends as well, like any of the league, i think he'd care less, but he still doesn't like you giving attention to anyone else LOL

#this is actually so funny i wanna write something based off this LOL #ykw this is how you get canon dabi to move forward in your shitty budding relationship. bc he doesn’t want you talking to anyone else LOL #what a BRAT HOW FUNNY #✿ thoughts: dabi/touya #✿ ask willow

[ms-scarletwings]

Now I don’t mind this established trope at all where people are basically ants in the minds of dragons, but then, just once in any fantasy media or campaign I want a dragon or other massive higher creature that responds to the existence to humans in the exact way that I do to bugs.

Dragon that stops flying because it saw someone sleeping in a field and pokes them with a branch out of sheer curiosity to check if they’re dead or not.

Dragon that watches goblins scurry into one of their little huts and just pries the roof off to stare at them and look at the inside of their little shelter before putting it back down with a satisfied grin and leaving.

Dragon that sees a person treading water in the middle of a lake or the ocean, carefully plucks them out, and sets them down on dry land. Maybe puts a goat’s leg in their lap in case they need a snack. Also calls them “Harold” for no apparent reason.

Very young dragon that screams and freaks out upon seeing a bearded man with brightly colored robes and a pointed hat until it realizes the guy isn’t casting any spells. “Ohhhh you’re a wizard mimic” and then proceeds to handle the guy for a few minutes, fascinated. It also addresses the dude as “Craig” the entire time.

Dragon grabs a wild boar and repeatedly starts placing it in front of a town because it wants to see some hunting behavior in action.

Thief gets caught sneaking into a dragon’s lair. Resident reptile roars and is seemingly about to obliterate them when its mate suddenly comes rushing in with a giant cup. They have a grumbly back and forth before the thief is scooped up and promptly brought to be dropped off at the nearest random village. Dragon’s mate refers to the thief as “Sullivan SillyMan” the whole way.

Dragon that encounters a member of a humanoid race it has never heard of or seen before, at least in this region. Stops everything it’s doing and immediately kidnaps the individual. Speeds back to its lair and keeps them imprisoned while trying to flip through some tomes. Eventually drags out a magical item that they use to open a communication with another dragon, describing the prisoner, showing them the prisoner, exchanging friendly banter. There’s a whole 30 minute to and hour convo and everything. Dragon refers to the captive as “Thaddeus” the whole time. Last thing it does is sketch out a drawing of the person before taking them back to where they found them and turning them loose again.

Dragon doing this to a gnome

#dragons #bugs tangentially #dnd plothooks #fantasy ideas #weevil #shitty writing prompts #based on true events #Especially the part where I give them random names #scarlet rambles about things #y’all will write dragons as so knowledge obsessed and smart but with no real scientific passion huh

[camellia-thea]

sometimes you reread something you've written and go "hmm. that explains a lot about me actually"

#guesses on what i just reread hjkgdfjhkg #i say that like it isn't *so* much of my writing #like. anything about taralin. that says so much about me #anything about dove? so much about me #navi? so much #any character study i write? probably also says something about me #longfic? says something based on what i've focused on #oneshot? the key theme? about me baby #can you tell i have issues? #i do btw i am so mentally ill its unbelievable #this is a joke-- most of my stuff is not intentionally about me #but there are themes i turn to when i'm feeling shitty and they're often related to me in a tangential way #for said reason i've spent a lot of time writing about grief

[wherestarsarestillasleep]

Tenmyouji biker speech is like the most important scene in vlr to me. Without that it looks like the narrative never even questions akanes explanations and plans and motives and like i guess that's easy to do when you playing video game are also viewing it from a dozens of timelines at once as means to the true end perspective. And the other characters in that bonus chapter like clover and alice are so bizarrely understanding and not mad at her for kidnapping them. But it being junpei of all people who forces you to think about how every timeline goes on and is the single linear world there ever was for everyone else in it. When akanes plan is so much "i am going to kill jumpy 6000 000 times so i can make a happy world with jumpy :)". It's so important and it singlehandedly fixes something that wouldve really really bugged me and it makes akane and sigma better characters when it's explicit the game isnt just like exclusively believing theyre simply correct

#seriously it #really contextualises akanes state in those timelines as a tragedy in a whole different way than she even acknowledges #my like Whole Take on akane is based around agreeing with junpei here i think #and that in real life i cannot time jump so how could i possibly not empathise more with that perspective i guess #this goes back a lot into how i write aoi even in just 999 also. ESPECIALLY the safe end so fucking compelled by the safe end #its kind of middle ground i guess cause he's operating under actions that align with akanes multiple world spanning plans but ive always #assumed hes a relatively shitty esper so even though he Knows she's right he can't Feel it. he is also just one guy in a linear world #that like. semi puts that aside #finding happiness in a world that hates it... #junpei you hearing this shit!? #tag later #(still does not have a tag for jumpy my top 3 character)

[dimitrscu]

I hope this isnt rude to ask but I see you talk about ocs but do you ever write about them?

it’s not rude to ask. i do write about them only i don’t post it anywhere. from what i’ve seen people are kind of weird about non tarnished ocs and to be honest it makes me a little anxious lmao

#every fan base has shitty people but for some reason this one is just annoying as fuck #the fanfic side of this fandom is small and yet can be so very judgmental and mean #like literally for no reason #so i keep shit to myself and one of my friends who knows fuck all about elden ring and therefore won’t judge me harshly #she just nit picks my actual writing and not necessarily what i’m writing about #i feel like everyone writes a similar storyline with a few differences #and if you dare deviate from that they’ll be in you inbox telling you to kys #maybe one day I’ll be brave enough to post it #perhaps once the dlc comes out and things die down again #anon #asks

[bidokja]

as a fellow orv fan i think you have good taste. what is this damn reincarnation you speak of............

damn reincarnation—officially titled "my blasted reincarnated life" but who the fuck is gonna take that seriously. not me!—is a manhwa about hamel, one of the heroes who saved the world from the demon kings, but who tragically died just before the party could kill all of them. in hamel's final moments, vermouth—the strongest of the heroes—promises to kill the rest of the demon kings no matter what. hamel then reincarnates as the descendant of vermouth to find the world at peace as they'd all hoped...except the final few demon kings are still around. despite their promise, vermouth struck a deal with them instead of finishing them off.

just why did this happen? did vermouth betray him, or were there other reasons? are the demon kings really to be trusted? why did he reincarnate as vermouth's descendant? what happened to his former companions? what did they have to say about all this? are any of them still alive? who can he trust? just what is he meant to do?

this is what damn reincarnation is about. basically, i like it because of two reasons. one, the writing is well done. it's paced well, with plenty of room for characters to grow, for events to be set up and revealed, etc. low low bar but it solidly clears it which is more than i can say for plent of other similar series. and two...oh my god fucking finally a reincarnation series where the reincarnation bit is vitally relevant for the entire rest of the plot, not just a Get Strong Quick scheme that's never actually plot relevant aside from maybe an identity crisis angst chapter. like. it is a Get Strong Quick scheme too dgmw, I'm not saying damn reincarnation is a masterpiece or reinventing the wheel or anything, but it's just really engaging and fun to read.

#another series where the reincarnation is actually relevant is Duke Pendragon #though its more a Mix of regression and reincarnation #plot is good in that one #but the women arent just passively Meh theyre just Badly Written #which is a shame since their base personalities are varied and show potential #but they're like...never actually important and always end up relegated to 'mc fangirl' roles #it sucks lmao #but yknow. typical shitty misogynist action manhwa writing ykno #at least in damn reincarnation the girls/women are like. interesting and have their own stuff going on that Doesnt involve the mc #like. they do also revolve aeound the mc but its as much as any other character since hes like. The MC ykno dhskd #....ANYWAYS read damn reincarnation its Fun #ask #damn reincarnation

[masquenoire]

It's a very rare occasion when Roman is attracted to other men. More often than not they tend to be meta, some type of mutant perhaps or were AFAB themselves. Very few if any 'normal' males have ever caught his eye barring one or two exceptional individuals. He's got picky tastes and isn't afraid to hold men to -much- higher standards than when it comes to women.

#💀 || musings #💀 || headcanons #Something a little spicier because fuck tumblr going down #Fucking ruined a response I had #So ya'll getting this shitty little thing before I head off to work #Roman is so fucking picky when it comes to men I swear #Every guy he's been attracted to? It's been some supernatural entity or meta-based person #Or were AFAB themselves like him #Average joe on the street? Not gonna look twice #Some guy that is not normal? Well that's different... #It's funny because Roman is so much less strict when it comes to women #He loves them all #Well not ALL of them but a good looking face and body turns his head so often it's not even funny #If you're a guy you'd better be a mutant or a vampire or a nightmare or something fucking special LMAO #Anyway that's out so I'd better get ready for work #Back at 8pm AND THEN I AM WRITING #Unless tumblr wants to be fucky some more grr

[guideaus]

being so against unfamiliar things is kind of a sad pov to have. Whether a book is old, a movie isn't made by the most popular studio full of famous actors based on an already recognizable IP, music by an indie band, whatever, especially if it's literally foreign, i think it is bad to confidently refuse to engage w different things. Like... why not put some effort into being curious about things in the world, instead of boasting about being comfortable and mocking others.

#personal #a 6 y/o girl being into barbie is understandable. a teen girl liking romance. if ur a grown adult and saying how anything not YA is a snooz #fest i think that is bad tbh... #i dont think its abt being 'intellectual' (tho its not bad to think abt things) but even just the base act of trying smth new #and frankly consuming media is fairly easy lol. u arent being tasked to write a book for a grade #and even if u struggle reading u can try. look up words. reread what u dont get. ask others #a lot of those posts just have a very shitty uncaring attitude that i remember from hs #and it is annoying to see ppl act immature #not to mention the ppl publishing counting on these ppl to mindlessly consume whatever's most palatable #i wont say im offended or anything (bc it more shows their insecurity) but if im being mean i think it is dumb #and sad so many seemingly refuse to try the scary hypothetical 'foreign 3 hour black and white' film

[martyrbat]

batman secret files: clownhunter

(ID in alt!)

#on one hand i can see why they would want to make jason a mentor to bao and all because parallels #but on the other.... i think jason and bao would been boring real fast #jason is like... older brother coded. bao needs his shitty uncle (khoa) it makes things funnier #plus i feel like once again its trapping jason in the ‘i cant exist without my life revolving around the joker’ loop hes been in #which is annoying and just wrong when people imply that to bruce and like... i get why jason it may be more true since yknow. #his life was cut short by him then he was forcefully brought back to life and it's personally traumatizing #but i still think it makes for such boring writing and doesn't allow the character to ever grow or change. #they wont let jason exist without that joker b-plot and if he takes on a kid that also been personally traumatized by him #then jason wont be allowed to potentially grow from it unless they make it about him caring about bao more and moving on because of that #but also... bao is like... 14.... #him having khoa as a mentor allows him to have more opportunities and experiences so he doesn't become joker based #like hes always gonna have that hatred for him. his life was changed by him and his parents murder. #but thatd be the ripple effect to cause him to be a vigilante and everything (like how it did with bruce) instead of his entire life #revolving around just the clowns and never growing from it. gotta have a nice contrast y'know?? #does any of this make sense? no. I'm sleepy and have a migraine. #am i gonna post it anyways and cringe in the morning when i reread it and realize people also can perceive my rambling brain mush? yes </3 #c: batman secret files: clownhunter #crypt's panels #jason todd #red hood #bao pham #clownhunter

[kafka-ohdear]

what was i trying to do 3 months ago

#band of brothers #hbo war #help #ronald speirs #carwood lipton #speirton #wow #the duck knows how to write #surprisingly yes #band of brothers fanfic #yeah shitty grammar and what about it #based on a post i made #if you know you know