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Emma: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?
Chevalier: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.
Gilbert: Three of us saw it, Chevalier. How do you explain that?
Chevalier: *points at Silvio* Sleep deprivation. *points at Gilbert* Paranoia. *points at Keith* Delusional personality disorder.
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I have an ikemen prince OC in my head but I have no idea how to translate her to text. The struggle is real 😭
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Gilbert: I am not a lunatic. I have the psychiatric report to prove it. A slender majority of the panel decided in my favour.
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sometimes i forget it's not normal to have forgotten huge chunks of your life and like yeah i joke about not remembering stuff but i genuinely do not remember most of me Being Alive.
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this too shall pass
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Google is actively blocking Captcha on Firefox
Firefox users have noticed that captchas - both the picture kind and the click the box kind - are not resolving on Firefox. Tests on Chromium based browsers show that it works perfectly fine on them. It is also known that Chrome will be disabling all ad-blockers in June when it moves to Manifest v3, which will greatly limit what extensions can do.
If you use Firefox, there is an extension called User-Agent Switcher and it allows you to change your browser's UA to Chrome. This will allow you to bypass reCaptcha/Captcha blocks set up by Google and make them function properly.
It could be a code snafu on Google's part - but given how predatory they have been acting lately, I'm going to guess not. Don't get locked out of your websites or feel forced to use Chrome again just to browse.
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I saw this question posed on tiktok, but I think Tumblr would really enjoy it too.
If a fae creature offered to give one million dollars for a bone chosen at random, how many bones would you allow them to take?
Light clarifications; The fae is not the one choosing the bones. The bone is taken at random. Each bone, no matter the size or importance, is worth a full million dollars. You must also declare the exact number first, you can't go bone-by-bone. You either say 2 or you say 10, you can't work your way up to a higher number. The bones are removed instantaneously, and the money is given immediately as well. You will not get in government trouble for acquiring the money.
Tell me in the tags/replies how many bones you'd let the fae take. And as always, reblog for bigger sample size.
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it used to be 2007 you know
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i like when you delete a tumblr post and it says This post went to heaven. that is not where my post went
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I honestly cannot believe how far T(W)ERF rhetoric has spread on this site. They used to be the ONLY ones I saw openly mocking the concept of identifying as queer, the ONLY ones I saw referring to people as ‘kweer’ in a mocking way.
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The former president has pushed a slew of terrifying proposals, both publicly and privately, that he plans to unleash on America should he take down Biden
Donald Trump reportedly did not expect to win the presidency in 2016, which isn’t surprising considering how ill-prepared he and his team were to take control of the country. He appointed established conservatives to key positions before learning some had personal principles that extended beyond indulging the president’s ego. Trump wreaked havoc on the United States for four years, but the damage might have been even greater if he wasn’t battling career public servants who tried to check his impulses, or if he wasn’t such a political neophyte.
Trump will not be the dog that caught the car heading into his second term. He’ll be ready and waiting to take the wheel and hit the gas. The former president has now had nearly a decade to burnish his understanding of how Washington, D.C., works, and to assemble a political machine laser-focused on exploiting a federal government full of loopholes to give him the power to enact an authoritarian agenda that could spell disaster for the economy, the environment, human rights, and democracy.
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True Fear: Foresaken Souls Part 3 is coming out on Halloween!!! I'm so excited! Ive waited so long to see this trilogy completed!!
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Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made
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“i didn’t play it like that” this and “i didn’t play it like that” that. here’s the thing, i don’t think my guy jackles understood that when he said that he left us all with two choices; either he lied for whatever reason and did play it like that or OR he really didn’t play it like that and jensen ackles wanted to fuck misha collins so bad it made dean winchester look stupid
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I'm reading Hawke's Wicked Game story and oh my God the second hand embarrassment is killing me.
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