#badass old lady

[clairebearsparkles]

I hope she bites me oh my god /asexual

Listen I loved Needles, but a little pathetic man can only get you so far. Plus Lady Mowbray has dogs so like it’s a win all around

#the magnus protocol #tmagp #the magnus protocol fanart #the magnus protocol spoilers #tmagp spoilers #tmagp 15 #lady mowbray #badass old lady #cw gun

[ben-talks-art]

God, I forgot how much of a boss Teresa was in Claymore

- She basically just did whatever the hell she wanted

- Adopted a little girl who grew up to be just as badass as her despite having no parenting skills

- Got every single one of her coworkers mad at her, and when they tried to punish her, she just clobbered them

- She came back in the finale to kill the woman that killed her while acting like she couldn't give less of a f**k about her because she was too busy chatting with her daughter

- Proceed to refuse to elaborate and just leaves after demolishing the final boss

- And, she did all that with the biggest sh*t-eating grin on the planet.

What a legend. 🥺

#old badass ladies #teresa claymore #claymore #favorite mangas

[layla4567]

That's how the money works

Summary: Villain par excellence (much more efficient than other male villains) you are in a relationship with Jeremiah Valeska and you are his queen of Gotham: Lady Gotham

Warnings: maybe a lil suggestive, fighting, mention of injuries and blood, mention of harassment of women, bad words/coarse language

wc: 1.8k this is hort folks

A/N: inspired by Lady Gaga's song "money honey"

Clicking hard with your steps echoing on the cold wet sidewalk of Gotham City. The nauseating vapors came from the sewers and gave the city a mysterious and dangerous vibe, it was always like that. It was night and you were tired, the last robbery went perfectly, you always got what you wanted. This time you were dreaming about a pearl necklace that you saw in a shop window, you remember telling your boyfriend Jeremiah that you were going to get it no matter what it took. He looked at you with a knowing and mocking look because he knew it was true. And there the necklace was now, adorning your neck exposed to the cold temperatures of Gotham.

A luxurious life is what you always aspired to, and being a villain it was much easier to achieve. Although to be honest Jeremiah was a lot of help, you know, he's a millionaire and he can buy you anything, and he does, but it's much more fun to steal. You are an independent woman too. You knew that trying to be a hero in this putrid city would never lead to great things, Gotham had been lost for a while. And that stupid Bruce still believed there was hope, poor thing. With you at the helm as queen of Gotham City there was no place to hide. You continued walking, taking off your sunglasses to put them on your head, it was night but you didn't care, it made you look elegant. Your long black dress with a cut on the leg accentuated your best curves and caught eyes, but be careful of the slimy guy who whistles at you on the street and says dirty things to you.

To top it off, your beautiful white feather boa hugged your back and rested in your arms, serving as a shelter. Every step you took squared your hips. You passed near an alley where there were two tall guys who looked like thugs, when you passed they licked their lips and gave you lustful glances. You made a face of annoyance and disgust.

"Hey doll, what is a pretty girl doing alone at night?"

"What do you fucking care, idiot?"

The other jerk who hadn't said anything whistled in amusement as he continued to look at you up and down.

"Chill out pretty, don't get angry with us"

They were making you sick. You gritted your teeth and continued on your way in silence, or so you intended when one of them grabbed you by the arm tightly.

"ah, ah, ah where do you think you're going huh?"

If you were a different person you would be terrified and shaking, but all you felt was an angry anger building in your stomach and chest like a volcano about to erupt. They didn't know who they were messing with.

"If you don't want to lose your useless arm you better let me go NOW"

You struggled until you got away but the other asshole got in front of you and cornered you, you were in the middle of those two creeps who were now starting to get angry.

"You're not leaving here, bitch."

The one who was in front of you grabbed you by the wrists making you hurt and he clung closer to you. Now they were going to meet you. Baring your teeth, you kneed the person in front of you in the groin; he doubled over, uttering insults. The guy behind you grabbed you by the stomach trying to get you off the ground but you were faster and threw your head back, headbutting hard towards his face. He screamed and put his hand to his bloody nose. The other one who was lying on the floor started to get up but you kicked him in the stomach, leaving him immobilized.

"Damn whore!!"

Still holding his nose he tried to punch you but you stopped him just in time and hit him in the ribs. Before he fell to the ground in pain, you grabbed him by the face near the jaw with your cat claws digging into his flesh, scratching it and causing him to bleed slightly. You brought his face closer to yours so he could listen carefully.

"Listen to me, you stupid bastard, if you were looking for a defenseless woman to preach your disgusting things, you were in the wrong person. I feel sorry for the woman who had to give birth to such a useless being like you."

You spat the words like they were bullets piercing his skull, your eyes flashing with rage like burning flames. Your nails kept digging into his skin. They'll probably leave a nice mark tomorrow. With your face contorted with anger you slammed the man's head into the ground hard, it made a crunching sound when it hit the cement. But he had not died, no, he would simply suffer some bruise or fracture. Painful enough for him to remember who he had messed with.

You turned around threateningly and breathing hard towards where the other guy was ready to continue fighting if necessary. The idiot was still on the floor clutching his stomach, visibly terrified, you couldn't help a small grimace similar to a smile on your lips. You slowly crouched close to him who tried to crawl away from you without success, he was still very sore and you could see it in his expressions.

You tilted your head, considering your words. "You're lucky you're still alive or Jeremiah isn't here with me." Upon hearing that name, the guy's face turned pale as wax as he opened his eyes wide, a feeling of pride flooding your chest. Mr. Valeska as you used to call him was the most feared villain and you were proud to be able to stand by his side.

"Oh I see you know him, well in that case you know that his favorite prey are the perverts who harass women and of course, that he loves to test his new acid tanks on them" You stood up now smiling smugly. "So if I were you I would be careful next time, take that as advice." You shrugged your shoulders and left the alley with the same confidence and security that you felt before this attack.

As you approached the mansion you could notice that your nail had broken "fuck" you cursed under your breath. The truth is that after that fight you were no longer as presentable as before, your perfectly combed and stretched bun was now letting out rebellious strands and you were panting from the effort of the fight. He noticed that, and as quickly as you entered, somewhat disheveled, he looked up from his desk where he was arranging and cleaning his weapons on top of some plans and fixed it on the person who had entered.

"Darling, what the hell happened to you?"

His deep voice took on a serious but calm tone, when he spoke like that you knew he was trying to control his confusion and anger. He sometimes got upset when you went out alone or were reckless about who you messed with. But you were his Lady Gotham and he couldn't hate you for that, on the contrary, he knew perfectly well that you were capable of disarming an army of men with a look, and he was delighted to have a faithful and loyal companion like you.

You tried to make light of it by standing up straight, crossing one leg in front of the other, one hand on your hip and the other brushing a rebellious strand out of your face. Jeremiah snorted, feigning exasperation, but a glow dilated his pupils. You knew that when you posed like that he melted

"Come here"

He ordered, pushing the chair he was sitting in back with his feet to move away from the desk and make room for you, then he patted his thighs demandingly. There were countless times you had sat on his thighs, sometimes when he was working on a new plan. Sometimes you did it casually or when you wanted me to buy you something, and other times it ended up being something else. You bit your lower lip and approached him, sitting on his legs with yours between the space he had left. You placed your arms around his neck.

"Some thugs harassed me in an alley." You said with an anguished pout, trying to be sad.

Jeremiah's face tensed as he looked at you seriously. He knew very well that you were not just any defenseless girl, even so, having some miserable perverts hissing at his favorite woman was something that made his blood boil.

You noticed that his face was acquiring a slight reddish color, furious with anger. You placed a finger on the tip of his nose. "But don't worry, I taught them good manners." You ended up smiling mischievously and openly.

The villain's face relaxed and a seductive smile emerged. He loved a woman who knew how to defend herself, he loved you.

"That's my girl". He smiled wider looking at your lips.

Without waiting any longer, you succumbed to your desires and kissed him passionately, licking his lower lip. With each kiss he placed his hand on your thigh and slid it, caressing you up and down. Suddenly his gloved hand slowly came up and came dangerously close to your inner thighs. The fabric of his glove tickled you. You moaned into his mouth.

"Miah..!"

He flashed you his white-toothed smile in response. Your lips were running over his chin and jaw, barely resting on his pale skin, humming his name. Your warm full lips rested on his neck and you smiled against his skin while he caressed your back. You felt his breath and his fragrance near your ear.

At the best moment, Ecco came in abruptly, opening the door with a slam, making you jump and making Miah's muscles tense.

"Tell me one good reason not to blow your mind with a bullet now for interrupting my office like that."

Jeremiah's face was serious again, he didn't even bother to get up from the seat or push you off his lap. The clumsy Ecco swallowed and spoke with an erratic and fast voice like a nervous hummingbird.

"I'm sorry, but it's the weapons supplier. He says he does not accept the payment terms. In fact, he's here waiting at the front door".

The pale man uttered insults in a low voice with his eyes still on Ecco but he did not seem to see her, his mind was beyond this earthly plane, devising a plan. Suddenly you had an idea.

"Oh but who does he think he is!" You said out loud dramatically as if you were in a theater. Jeremiah looked at you surprised but he caught your intentions at once, you had that Machiavellian glow on your face and he knew what it meant.

"I think we should teach him good manners, don't you think dear?". He said smiling and looking at you knowingly.

Oh yes, Team Valeska was back in action, it was so romantic to destroy annoying people together as a team. Who wanted one threat when the world could have two?

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first time writing for this fandom of which I'm not a part and I have no idea what the series is about or most of its characters, but tumblr insists on showing me fics about the valeska twins in my feed, so here I am.. *sighs*

#one shot #imagine #female reader #drabble #blurb #short pov #jeremiah valeska #jeremiah valeska x reader #jeremiah valeska imagine #gotham tv #badass female characters #old money vibes #gotham city #gotham #gotham fox #badass fem reader #lady gotham #queen of gotham #jerome valeska #jeremiah valeska x fem reader #jeremiah valeska x female reader #dc universe #dc #Spotify

[echoing-gravity]

Can Marinette Bench press a building?!

(Ladybugs, also known as lady beetles or ladybird beetles, are able to carry objects that are up to 1,000 times their own weight due to the unique structure of their exoskeletons. An exoskeleton is an external protective covering that provides support and protection to the insect's body. This covering is made up of a material called chitin, which is a strong and lightweight polymer. The exoskeleton also gives ladybugs their characteristic shiny, hard shells. Ladybugs use their powerful leg muscles to lift and carry heavy objects, such as large leaves or other insects. The unique structure of their exoskeleton allows them to distribute the load evenly across their body, making it possible for them to carry heavy objects without being weighed down. Additionally, their strong legs and other muscles are equipped to sustain this weight too)

But like with her legs???

I wanna see a MLB x DC fic where Marinette is working with young justice and like a building fucking falls on them but marinette just fucking kicks it away. Or picks it up. Itd be even more absurdly funny if she wasn't transformed and the super strength is like a kwami side effect.

WHAT IS MARINETTES WEIGHT? IS THERE A CANNON ANSWER??? DO I HAVE TO PULL A MATPAT AND DO PIXEL MEASUREMENT MATHAMATICAL BULLSHIT???? I WANNA KNOW IF SHE CAN LOFT A BUILDING OR NOT!!!

#mlb x dc #ladybug miraculous #i can't do math #Like 1000 x the weight of a 15 year old is prolly maybe not enough to lift like a skyscraper but like maybe a McDonald's?? #I want to see Marinette throw a batburger building at that one crocodile rouge #Or the joker #Yeah no deffo the joker but durring that arc where he trys to torture Tim. Can u tell I ship ShutterBug? Or is it timmette? #Shutterbug is cuter #Anyway #After Mars throws the building at WHOEVER as marinette and not lady bug #We could have the silly miscommunication of oh! Kryptonian! But like it could go angsty if they assume she's stronger than she is like she' #Got super strength but prolly not on Mr. Clark -I am totally just a reporter who is not suspicious at All- Kent #So if Kon or someone patted them on the back at Kryptonian power levels it would prolly result in an ow #Is this Buff Marinette? Does this count? Am I the only one who remembers that au #Also I now headcannon that ladybug has thin plated armor on her suit like an exoskeleton and whenever anyone #Asks her how she can pick up heavy things she says “Oh! Im just Chitin :3” (cheating) puns are contagious and no one is safe #badass marinette #Buff Marinette #marinette dupain cheng #tim drake x marinette dupain cheng #Also Tim totally has the hots for the girl that could snap his spine. Im just saying what we're all thinking

[moongothic]

Lotta people wondering if there is correlation between "Haki can reverse DF status effects" and "Croc never used Haki" (-> "he can't use Haki lest it detranses him"), and while plausible

I do want to ask, do y'all think Haki could reverse what Shinobu did to Momonosuke? No, this is related I swear

Like my logic is that there's generally speaking two types of Devil Fruit abilities

there's ones that create "temporary status effects" onto others, either wearing off with time or if the user passes out/dies/undoes the ability (Foxy, Sugar, Bonney etc)

ones that change you permanently and won't become undone even if the user died (though some may still be reversible by the original user) (Hancock, Shinobu etc)

And as we know, Haki can reverse those temporary status effects, as we see Law do with the Sickness Doc Q inflicted on him and his crew, right

So the question is, while Haki can reverse the temporary changes, can it also break through those (mostly) irreversible changes? Do you think Momonosuke could reverse Shinobu's Ripening ability and deage himself if he mastered his Haki?

Because I feel like, if not, Crocodile could totally use Haki (if he can in the first place) without it undoing Iva-chan's HRT, because Iva-chan's HRT is supposed to be permanent, it doesn't wear off, the only way to reverse it is supposed to be by Iva-chan's own hands

But if Momonosuke could deage himself again by mastering his Haki, then I feel like Crocodile could indeed be in trouble

#Moon posting #OP Spoilers #OP Meta #Sir Crocodile #I do feel like Doc Q's ''Turning Into A Woman'' Disease is like. Setup for fucking something #That shit was *way too fucking specific* for it to be just a throw-away gag for funsies #Who knows maybe Blackbeard and Cross Guild end up clashing and Doc Q does his thing #And ends up doing -100000 Dysphoria Damage to Crocodile's psyche or something #(But if Croc can't use Haki that could lead to a badass fucking way for him to awaken his Haki or something) #Or maybe Doc Q could abuse the sickness to his advantage if BB crew go up against the Strawhats #Because. As we all know. Sanji can't kick a lady. And Doc Q could make himself untouchable by our idiot cook. Or summin' #IDK #I think my deal is just that I don't want to see Crocodile get permanently detrans'd because god fucking knows #If he wanted to get the T again Ivankov would absolutely humiliate him to hell and back and I don't want to watch that #Esp since the two are on bad terms. Ivankov does not have to fulfill Crocodile's wishes at all. #It'd just be too painful man I just would not want to sit through that shit #Let my man enjoy his gender euphoria in peace he's too old he shouldn't have to deal with humiliation and dysphoria anymore

[eli-mr-lightblock]

I have found it really fun to turn stock photos into tma so that's all ima post for a bit

#the magnus archive fanart #tma #gertrude robinson #Badass Gertrude Robinson #Hehe old lady #Yes just yes

[merriclo]

> from hcau <

yeah i’ve made granny syrup’s design before i’ve made multiple of the main characters’ what abt it

#i actually love that old woman so fucking much. she is everything to me. #she is a badass old lady and i love her dearly #she’s the one character i won’t be tormenting simply bc she’s too cool #well ok that’s a lie bc oracle does die very young but we don’t get that far in hcau #unless i do epilogues which. very likely. #hero’s call au #hcau #hcau spirit #hcau oracle #hcau granny syrup #links meet au #my art

[dandelion-wings]

I haven't gotten anywhere near Skirk yet and I'm already in pre-mourning for how wrong Hoyo did her. I wanted a weathered, scarred, ancient woman with scraggly hair and I knew I was never getting that, god forbid a woman in a gacha game be less than attractive, but they still didn't have to do her like they did ;o; she could at least have looked like an adult!

#i've been feeling this since i first saw the picture #but then i saw a little comic of a tough old woman piloting a mecha #and it reminded me #so now i am sad about it all over again #let! old ladies! be badass!

[qqueenofhades]

I’ve never seen any Dracula movie (I knew some of the general story from being alive for 30+ years and I’m now doing Dracula Daily), and seeing your posts about the awful choices the adaptations have made make me really happy with my life choices of not having watched any. I need the Muppets to make an adaptation; they haven’t let me down yet.

Okay, but when are we going to get an actually textually accurate Dracula adaptation instead of the endless schlock we have been foisted with to date? We have a legion of new Dracula fans who are INTIMATELY informed about the book thanks to reading it closely in small (or uh, not so small) chunks every day and writing extensive analysis about it afterward, so I am just saying. There is a market for this.

#anonymous #ask #dracula #dracula daily #just think! #nuanced explorations of power gender religion xenophobia and society in victorian england! #power couple madly in love mina and jonathan! #strong queer/polycule vibes for the Squad! #van helsing who isn't a badass sexy Manly Hero but a flawed old man #trying his best but making mistakes #a careful exploration and deconstruction of misogyny! #seward on the autism scale even? #so much good stuff that could be done #if they weren't just about HORK HORK LADIES LOVE GETTING ASSAULTED ACTUALLY! #anyway yes i am just saying

[robotsandramblings]

i just rewatched The Phantom Menace - it's been a very long time since i have - and i almost forgot how good it is?! (esp for a 25 yr old movie!)

admittedly, TPM always been my least favourite of the prequels, and both AotC and RotS get way more rewatches outta me. but this rewatch reminded me of just how good it really is. it's got a nice touch of everything... politics, lightsaber battles, space battles, ground battles, character introductions, etc. I think i need to rewatch it more often! :)

#[old lady voice] BACK IN MY DAY... ok but seriously there used to be a lot of hate for TPM! #(i think there still kinda is to a degree...maybe not full on hatred anymore but a strong dislike?) #i never understood why.. even back then #jar jar binks i suppose... annoyed a lot of fans... honestly i don't mind him lol #also i almost forgot how much of a badass queen amidala is in TPM... i love natalie portman!! #rorambles #star wars #prequel trilogy #edit: i said it was 15 years old but it's fucking 25 YEARS OLD WTF #i can't math lmao

[silencedrowns]

me: “I’m not like, the biggest one piece fan” (this is true though, I swear)

also me: started yelling and slamming the couch arm in excitement when I realized that s2 confirmed to include chopper which means 1) we will get…. HER…… and 2) THEY HAVE THE CHANCE TO DO THE MEME CASTING PLEASE

#one piece #I was all of 15 when I first saw Dr Kureha and even at that age I fell a little bit in love #fucking goals #I also want to be an old lady who is a badass and also still hot

[batcavescolony]

I love her

Batman: No Man's Land

#barbara gordon #batgirl #oracle #comics #dc comics #robin #tim drake #batman #bruce wayne #dick grayson #red robin #jason todd #nightwing #batman: no mans land #shes so badass #and smart #she made sure theyd come back #dont mess with barbara gordon #plus she doesn't have internet in this comic so she have operatives all around doing her leg work bringing her info #good for her she dont need the internet to be a badass info lady she can go old school #batcavescolony reads comics

[wraithsoutlaws]

been thinking about the neglected section of dagger's lore after he leaves the bakkers as a teen and winds up in a smuggler outfit and aaaa for so long i couldn't grasp details of it all but now its flooding in and its coming together :ratscream:

#like. imagining this very old school set of self-reliant outlaws #they have a hq base on a farm where they grow their own food and even have horses (rare and stolen ofc) #very low-tech #the leader was originally a man but gd that was stupid it's obviously gotta be a big buff old badass lady #dagger would never willingly take orders from a dude (daddy issues) and thats a big reason he hates being in the clan #but he would look at this woman and what she does with a little bit of awe and a lot of respect #and the farm brings back nostalgia from his childhood even though so much of it was bad its something he subconciously longs for. some kind #of stability. and he knows how to work because of it and that puts him in good graces right off the bat #he's used to being low tech its natural for him #and this is where he starts his love of knives #guns are a hassle they rely on ammo they're heavy and bulky and hackable but knives are pure fight and skill #and so visceral. and he learns how to fight and has a love affair with close combat and pain and blood and sweat and dirt #but it starts to corrupt him a little bit. he cares less about the jobs and more about causing pain and feeling pain #so it falls apart of course but its a very integral part of his life

[ijusthavesomanyblorbos]

can we take a moment to talk about the straight up hilarity of tf prime's setting

i gotta be honest i have no idea what the deal is with the vehicons. i dunno if they're canonically sentient or not but for all intents and purposes their only real role is cannon fodder, so they're basically like... megatron's little roombas. except instead of vacuuming they do crimes.

but ASIDE from that. guys. prime has such a small ass cast. and like they hype everything up so much and the stakes are supposedly so high. BUT THIS WAR IS LITERALLY JUST LIKE 10 GUYS. AT LEAST G1 HAD LIKE PLATOONS. BUT PRIME?? THERE'S NO ONE!! THEY'RE FIGHTING OVER A WHOLE PLANET WHEN THEY LITERALLY COULDN'T MAKE UP A SINGLE AMERICAN FOOTBALL TEAM!!!!!!!! I WILL NEVER GET OVER THIS!!

#and definitely absolutely it was the right call #i mean prime would not have worked with a big cast #but it's still ridiculous #kinda begs the question how many bots there were on cybertron to begin with #idk i mean they're super long lived so maybe there was only like a million of em #but imagine if all of earth got wiped out #and all that was left was like #you #that bitch susan from work #your healthcare provider #a 14 year old #a badass biker lady #a construction worker #a plastic surgeron #okay i started this with one bit in mind but now im just having fun naming prime characters #and they all fist fight #you get my point #maccadams #hbrambles #transformers #transformers prime #tfp #ALSO!!!!! CAN I JUST SAY #i had to look up the size of a platoon AND a football team to make this post #so maybt it's not a very good analogy... :(

[skaruresonic]

listening to Eggman's SA2 stage themes as character discourse rages across my dash

#look man I ain't got the time or energy to care anymore. I just want to rock out to some badass themes #and remember the good times #I'm an old lady now leave me alone to reminisce on the good old days

[curiousstrawberryarts]

sharing art maybe so 😳

#her name is sayuri and she's most kindest badass lady #oc: sayuri #this is like a month old but i finished it today so why not share #maya draws