#bad dad jokes

[sexygrammaticalerrors]

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[baddadjokez]

The oldest computer was owned by Adam and Eve.

It was an Apple with very limited memory. Just 1 byte and everything crashed!

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[felixpigtails]

*hyunjin asking for some serious advice*

hyunjin: what should I do to bulk up?

chan: doing lunges are the best way to get in shape

chan: it’s a huge step forward

#incorrect quotes #stray kids #skz #bang chan #stray kids incorrect quotes #kpop quotes #hyunjin #jyp stray kids #bad dad jokes #dad jokes

[thanos-the-dad-titan]

You've heard of POP Tarts, why aren't there any MA Tarts?

The PASTRYarchy.....

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[annastrxng]

Incorrect Turn Quotes

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[aficklemuse]

Conversation between me and my partner:

Me: "Lesbians love astrology. They're like, 'what sign is she?'"

Partner without missing a beat: "A red flag."

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[stevethewhipped]

Hey, Steve...hate to tell you this but I'm three months pregnant...and it's yours :)

Oh yeah?

Probably. I’ll take care of em for ya

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[memes-of-my-father]

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[shallweswoon]

Colin: Sorry Pen, but I got fired from my job at the bank today.

Penelope: But Colin you don't even work at . .

Colin: (interrupts) A lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

Penelope: (rolls eyes) 🙄

(yes, that's my man)

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[baddadjokez]

How do you get a country girls attention?

A tractor

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[ghostpepper-at-midnight]

dad joke of the day!

How do trees get on the internet?

like everyone, they log in

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[einsteinsugly]

2011. Halloweentown.

Eric (holding up a beer, pointing to a cooler): Hey, I take it you're here for the boos? *With a laugh* Back in my day, eighteen was legally old enough for the boos.

Leah (laughing, clearly joking): Sorry, Dad. I'm pregnant.

Eric's eyes go as wide as a ghost's.

Leah: ...That was a joke. Laugh.

Eric (laughing uncomfortably): You know the rules, missy. No joking about monsters, broccoli, or pregnancy.

Leah: I'm legally old enough for the boos. *Taking a beer out of the cooler* Your rules no longer apply.

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[felixpigtails]

*stray kids discussing when they like to sing*

chan: singing in the shower is fun, until you get soap in your mouth

chan: then it’s a soap opera

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[thanos-the-dad-titan]

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[beekeeping-up-with-the-joneses]

Turkey eggs never took off as a breakfast item because they’d make you sleepy, which was counterproductive.

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[queenleafasgard]

Texting with dad

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