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FIVE SYMPTOMS OF A LAZY PERSON

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Why is there such a high risk of fire at the U.S. Open?

There are so many matches.

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I can't believe I got fired from the clock factory.

I put in so many extra hours!

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I am trying to teach my son chess but he struggles with the castles

He keeps making rookie mistakes

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Teacher: Daniel if you had $5 in one pocket and $20 in the other what would you have?

Daniel: Somebody else's pants.

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A limbo champion walks into a bar

and is immediately disqualified

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The oldest computer was owned by Adam and Eve.

It was an Apple with very limited memory. Just 1 byte and everything crashed!

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A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar.

The rabbit says, "I might be a typo."

#submission

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What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Hulk?

A star-spangled Banner

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It's pretty obvious that if you run in front of a moving car you will get tired but if you run behind it..

do you just get exhausted...?

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What's leather and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe

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I tell a LOT of dad jokes but I'm a woman.

I guess that just makes me a faux pa.

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What line should you never use with an anti-vaxxer you want to date?

Let's give it a shot

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How do you get a country girls attention?

A tractor

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Why shouldnt you use a dull pencil?

Because it’s pointless.

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I asked a librarian if she had a book about Pavlov's dog and Schrödinger's cat?

She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not!

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I quit my job working for Nike.

I just couldn’t do it anymore.

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