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#that 70s show #that 90s show #eric forman #donna pinciotti #steven hyde #jackie burkhart #michael kelso #fez #teh polls #pokemon go to the polls

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#that 70s show #that 90s show #eric forman #jackie burkhart #donna pinciotti #steven hyde #michael kelso #fez #teh polls #pokemon go to the polls

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That 70s Show, Comic/Manga Edition. According to AI.

#that 70s show #that 90s show #eric forman #jackie burkhart #donna pinciotti #steven hyde #my pics

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The Office 3x23 | Abbott Elementary 3x10

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#that 70s show #that 90s show #eric forman #teh polls #pokemon go to the polls

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i hate saying this but kitty is a boymom. this is why she babies eric and is so spiteful towards laurie (ironically just like what her mom did to her) and later even donna.

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JENNIFER ANISTON as RACHEL GREENE FRIENDS (1994-2004) 1.18 | The One With All the Poker

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Why Betsy's birth date, according to the wiki, makes no sense.

The second half of season 6 and first couple eps of season 7 certainly didn't happen within a couple of weeks. More like, a couple of months. Her birth date being around late February/early March makes more sense.

The evidence:

*Donna said she would stop going to her classes, at the end of season 6. This indicates she at least started the spring semester, which usually starts in mid-January. I headcanon that she was kind of bluffing, and just finished the semester, and then took a semester off to focus on DJing.

#that 70s show #that 90s show #betsy kelso #donna pinciotti #my essays #i am close to changing it in my verse

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I actively headcanon the church the Formans and Pinciottis go to is nondenominational. It just makes everything easier.

I could be wrong, but did you mention in a post that the Formans were Catholic? I always assumed they were maybe protestants. Mainly because of Pastor Dave. And the we never saw any priest on the show.

Nope. The Pinciottis are Catholic, and Bob sent Donna to Catholic school in season 5. Eric and Jackie's families are likely Protestant. I assume this because Kitty's family is Swedish. And Jackie's surname is German, which could mean either, but eh. I can't see the Burkharts being Catholic.

Also, Fez's host parents are Christian fundamentalists. Probably Protestant (his host parents in that one episode gave me that vibe), but since Fez probably came from Latin America, he likely had Catholic influence of some degree.

And then I can't see the Kelsos or the Hydes caring enough to go to church, but the show mentioned Kelso's grandmother was religious.

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Wednesday, August 1, 1979. The Kelso Khronicles.

AN: This is the necessary context for why Kelso randomly proposed to Jackie in season 8. And, upon further extrapolation, why Kelso stated he did it with Jackie at the motel (and to mess with Hyde, too). When Brooke rejects him, he tries to go back to Jackie, but to no avail. She's done.

*****

Chicago, Illinois

Yet another fiasco has occurred, and it's all his fault.

"Okay, I'm sorry." Kelso is notably sheepish, albeit with a devious grin. "But we're not dating or anything. You're my baby mama."

Brooke angrily shoves him, and he nearly stumbles into the couch. "Don't ever call me that. And don't ever bring that girl into my house again."

He brought a girl to Brooke's apartment, while he was babysitting Betsy. And they didn't even make out or anything. Well, not in front of Betsy, but still.

But Betsy was taking a nap, and the girl was hot. Like Farrah Fawcett. She was wearing next to nothing, a tight miniskirt and a tube top, and is way dumber than him. And that's a feat.

He'll never see her again, though, so he's fine with Brooke's terms and conditions. "Okay."

Brooke, in turn, relays the obvious. "Or a girl like her!"

"Fine!" He loudly scoffs, arms crossed, like a child, "I'll bring a brunette next time! Someone who looks like Jaclyn Smith."

She isn't just mad, she's seething. And maybe, a bit jealous. "Fine."

In turn, Kelso relays the insanely obvious. "You're totally jealous!"

Brooke is quick to deflect. "I'm not. You're a moron."

"A hot moron!"

She rolls her eyes. "Still, you're a moron."

"But I'm hot."

Brooke is notably reluctant. "Yes."

"And you look like Jaclyn Smith," Kelso adds, "But way hotter."

"Thanks." Her voice is notably flat, and unforgiving. "If it wasn't for Betsy, I'd never let you into my life. You know that, right?"

He shrugs, relaying the reality. "But Betsy's here, after that awesome Molly Hatchet concert."

"I can't believe you wanted to name her Molly. Or Bambi." Brooke returns to the situation at hand. "That girl looked like a Bambi."

"Her name is Cindy," Kelso amply defends, "And she's an actress, not a prostitute."

She refuses to back down. "I stand by my statement."

"I was only going to the Playboy mansion to look for a job," He explains, "So I can help out and stuff. But I got distracted."

"Go to the police station, and look for a job."

"But being a security guard at the Playboy mansion sounds way more fun," Kelso whines, like a petulant child, "And I got the job, by the way."

Now, Brooke is livid. She ushers him out of the apartment, leaving him in the hallway.

But not before insulting him. "You're a fool."

And with that, she slams the door.

*****

Point Place, Wisconsin. Two days later.

Whenever Brooke rejects him, he feels sad. And whenever he feels sad, he wants to go back to the 'ol ball and chain.

It's a flimsy 'ol ball and chain, and ring in hand, he's desperate.

"Jacqueline Burkhart, will you marry me?"

*****

If you want to join the game, click here. The dates that were given to me for KB and JH happen to meander around the time of season 8, so *sighs.*

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Back to the Future (1985) dir. Robert Zemeckis

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“Courage is the most important of all the virtues because without courage, you can’t practice any other virtue consistently.”

— Maya Angelou (via suspend)

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I definitely see them meeting earlier than what is shown in that ep. The pilot said they were friends when they were four.

I call Donna and Eric’s trope: the lover boy and neighbor girl trope. Childhood besties turned into lovers vibes! Their flashback scene where they met is one of my favorites!

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#gregory eddie #the man you are 😭🥰 ABBOTT ELEMENTARY (2x22 | 3x10)