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journalsouppe · 23 days

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Professor Layton and the Spectre’s Call!! I actually discovered ordering the game from the UK with shipping was actually cheaper than ordering the American version of the game, there were no major differences that I could tell as they still had the original English voice actors.

I enjoyed this game!! Not my top favorite installment but I still had a great time and loved the new characters. The puzzles were well designed and had nice scaled difficulty and the mini games were really neat too. The Eternal Diva references were so blatant lmfao but I’m excited for Miracle Mask! I was also super exhausted when writing the summary so sorry there’s so many errors and I use the word fun a million times ToT

The Descole and Tea sticker are from JordyDrawsMerch! All other stickers are from Daiso. Writing typed below!

Rating: 8.3

Played: Sp 2024

Port: DS on 3DS

Favorite? Y

Replayable? Y

Recommend? Y

Series: Professor Layton

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Emmy and BABY LUKE!!

OH THANK GOD IT’S CHRISTOPHER ROBIN MILLER

Ngl im so excited to watch the anime, I love the animation sm

Oh Layton is not taking Claire’s death well at all

I love how animated the background now is!!

Beautiful music as always

Does Clark have the same VA as Dmitri lol

THE WORLD WILL END? Damn Luke

The specter looks like one of those little kingdom hearts guys

Luke’s been a LaytonMobile hater since day one lmao

Luke is especially funny in this game

Layton taking Luke to the black market is so wild

THE PUPPET PLAY IS ADORABLE

I’m going to fight aunt taffy

Ooo we get to play as Emmy

Holy shit Emmy

GIRL FROG

Emmy asking if Layton always pokes lamps he sees is making me think he physically touches everything the player taps

The convo with the meowing man???

CHELMEY AND BARTON

Based anti-cop npc

THE DYNAMITE WORKS LMAO

Is Hershel gonna get a cask of amantillado’d T^T

The canals are so pretty i like the design of misthallery

Oh i do not like the police chief

I LOVE YOU EMMYYY

Grosky is very funny

Omg the cliff death police cover up reminds me of killer frequency which i just watched a playthrough of

FUCK JAKES

Where’s phoenix when you need him

JAIL BREAK JAIL BREAK!!!

I love descole’s voice

YAAA LADDER VS STEP LADDER

NESSIE???

The story book stories and animations are so CUTE!!

I wonder if Naiya was added to the game to hit at the Eternal Diva

This kinda reminds me of a pokemon movie but I don’t remember which one it was

^^ it was pokemon heroes when latias and latios were caught ^^;

AN OCARINA!!!

Creepy fucking factory music ToT

Oh dear. I seem to have stepped on a hexagonal spanner

Descole always serving massive cunt

Woah the golden garden is beautiful

Ohh so that’s why Luke was fork life certified in plvspw

ZAMN T^T

THE WAY THE SPRITES WALK KILLS ME LOL

I really like these little episodes from others POVS! ^_^

Summary

This was such a fun origin story for Luke and Layton. Very much a classic Layton game with world ending machinery and gorgeous environment design. I really liked both Emmy and Descole, there’s a more serious undertone than with Don Paolo as the main villain (even though I do love Don Paolo). Emmy is amazing!! I was afraid she would be sidelined like Flora was but I’m glad to she stands her ground and does what she wants to do. I alos like how we got to go on our own adventure as her to London, she’s a character that doesn’t need to rely on Hershel to solve everything. Meeting Luke was great, loved his blank stare. It was fun seeing his origins and how Clark and Hershel knew each other. I’m curious how the prequels will play into the New World of Steam, especially now that Luke’s family have stories and sprites (unlike in the original trilogy). Loved the ACAB story, v nice to play while I’m still so mad at what’s happening to university students currently. Descole was so fun, I am obsessed with his outfit and personality. Unfortunately I was spoiled on who he is but I’m very excited to learn more. I think similar to Ace Attorney, the fourth installment is that last game in the classic 2D style, which is sad but PLvsPW makes me very hopeful about 3D Layton. The overall story was fun, I really liked the sub plot about the Ravens - that was really fun (i was so tired writing this omfg). I wish we got a little more backstory on the rich guy who died, I feel like there’s more to the story. OO I loved the little episodes, especially the one about Chelmey. They added a lot of fun context and gave more life to the NPCs. Such a fun and classic Layton game, I can’t wait to play Miracle Mask! (And read the light novels). This wasn’t my favorite Layton game but I still really loved it and had a great time and loved the puzzles — that’s all I want from PL!

#journal #journalsouppe #bullet journal #video game journal #professor layton #spectres call #last specter #professor layton and the spectres call #professor layton and the last specter

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folklorefairyy · 2 years

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of flower crowns and feelings - e.m

summary - in which you make eddie a flower crown and he looks far too pretty in it

word count - 0.710k my shortest fic in a longggg time, but i just wanted to whack out a cute little something

author’s note - my lovely friend @sunflowersteves sent me a thought about eddie and because i’m obsessed i had to write a baby blurb about it!

warnings - i’ve avoided gendered language but i did write this with fem!reader in mind so there may be an undertone to the fic!

‘Baby, what are you doing?’

Eddie’s ring-clad hand squeezes your knee as he lightly questions you. His own, that you are perched between on the daisy-filled grass, squeeze together to teasingly squish you.

You tilt your head back, lashes kissing your brow bones as you look up at him so sweetly that he can't fight the urge to kiss you, lips pecking your nose so quickly that it tickles and you scrunch it in return.

‘I'm making you a flower crown Eds,’ is your soft response, pride filling your features as you flash your teeth at him in a giddy grin.

Eddie moves his gaze from the smile he wants to mould with his own to your hands stained green from flower stems, your pile of flowers at your feet. Content with your explanation you continue your endeavour, fingers twisting to tie little pieces of flora together, tiny white petals flying from your fingertips.

Eddie’s head tilts and a smile grows as he watches you work, oblivious to his stares of ardour, completely smitten with your fascination with the delicate blossoms you’ve made your fixation for your picnic date in the sun.

Watching it grow longer and longer he questions you once more. ‘Baby, why are you adding more?’ He brings his hand to thumb a rogue flower by his mud-stained shoe, the other rubbing circles into the skin of your knee, both so delicate against the calloused tips of his fingers. ‘Surely, this is big enough to fit your head by now.’

At this you twist to face him, the action sending his arm to rest on your back. His eyebrows lift at your abruptness but dip as you pout up at him. ‘Eds, what do you mean for me?’ You lift the flower crown to his face and your eyebrows scrunch further in perplexity, ‘I’m making it for you!’

At this Eddie chuckles, hand coming to rest on your cheek, his thumb choosing the soft skin there as it's next spot to caress. Despite the initial surprise that you wouldn't want to wear such a pretty thing, his heart warms at your gesture. ‘Really, for me?’ he asks softly, voice laced with an adoration only you can conjure up.

A shy smile pulls at your lips at his softness and with an adoration of your own you whisper, ‘Yeah honey, I think you’d look really pretty.’

Eddie’s cheeks turn rosey at your compliment and a bashful smile tugs at his lips. ‘Thanks sweetheart,’ he whispers against your lips, meeting them in a soft kiss, ‘You’re prettier though.’

You laugh against his lips, kissing him once more before lightly swatting his chest with your free hand. You slowly bring the flower crown to the top of his head, placing it gently on top of his wild curls so as not to break it. You toy with his hair for a moment, ‘perfecting’ the look before you deem yourself satisfied and rest your hands on his cheeks. You peck his nose, whispering a ‘perfect’ against the few freckles that kiss his skin.

Eddie’s cheeks grow impossibly warmer and his smile pulls at them so far he fears they may ache after. His eyes crease and dimples adorn his cheeks and he doesn't think he’s ever felt happier than being your perfect boy, sitting in a field with flowers in his hair.

His fingers nip your sides and he lolls his head to one side, a cheekiness to his expression. ‘You sure it doesn't ruin the whole metalhead look?’

You giggle once again, fingers coming to hold the flowers in place, ‘Not at all baby, in fact,’ you bring your noses together whispering against his skin as though it were a big secret, ‘I actually think it’s pretty metal.’

He presses his lips to yours once more, smiles moulding together as he whispers back, ‘Well shit sweetheart, I think I might have to wear it forever then.’

The giggle he so loves to hear falls from your lips once more, the sound spurring on a chuckle of his own. The two of you melt together, sharing laughs between sweet kisses as you sit in a circle of stray petals, a flower crown sitting oh so pretty atop your favourite metalhead’s curls.

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coffeecakecafe · 15 days

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Ask for kitties, and you shall receive kitties!!!!

These are the cats that live at my mom's, but each kitty has claimed their favorite human.

The first one is Gizmo. She has an emotional attachment to my brother lol.

Next is Charlie (also known as Charizard, or Char Char Binks), who is obsessed with my mother. She raised him from a wee kitten, so she IS his mother. She babies him so much.

Binx is the 3rd kitty, and she has literally claimed my sibling. She has CH, so she is a wobbly kitty.

The 4th cat is Sable, who is extremely shy and loves my dad.

The last cat is mine, her name is Tucker, and she is so dumb <3<3

This kitty is my bf's, her name is Flora and she is the silliest girl. She loves him so much, and I'm glad that she loves me now, too <3

Also, my sister has ten cats, so if you need more cat pics, I've got em lol

So many wonderful kids! I love that they have such distinct tastes in humans. Gotta have matched sets

#coffee cats cafe #thank u this is delightful

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walkingaftermidnight07 · 1 year

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Chain of Thorns: all my main thoughts

yes hello, i wanna make a large post abt this bc i just need to list everything out since i have A LOT of thoughts

MAJOR SPOILER WARNING

SERIOUSLY

DONT READ FURTHER UNLESS YOUVE READ THE BOOK

Things I Liked:

basically every moment where we got to see Will. I was laughing at so many things that Will said and I missed having that, since I will never get enough of Will's humor.

Seeing Jesse interact with the Merry Thieves. It made me so happy and I love seeing Jesse's dry humor mixed in with the Merry Thieves; he fits in with them so well.

Just human Jesse in general. Everything about him made me so happy. He was so kind and brave and quite funny.

Getting to see more of Anna/Ari. During the first book we got almost nothing of them, partially because of Ari being poisoned but also because Anna was kind of not in the main circle yet.

Christopher visiting Grace and them getting to know each other. It made me so happy that there was someone who could see past what Grace had done and could give her a second chance, and their bond over science was so sweet.

Thomastair. That's it. No explanation needed.

Ghostwriter I thought was pretty well done, but the whole "them kissing would cause Lucie to see demon stuff" was kind of unnecessary.

Jem being there for Grace and talking to her to help her through

The Watchers were a really cool plot twist I wasn't expecting

honestly the james turning on the lamp on pg 127 caused a lot of pterodactyl screeching which was fun

the Herondaisy scene in chapter 23 hehe

Effie every time she opens her mouth

Also Bridget who is my queen. she is my love, my life, my star.

Eugenia Lightwood just existing was fabulous.

Esme being the most random plot thread ever which caused a lot of unexpected laughter

"Alastair why are you so stupid I brush my teeth dont tell anyone" LMAO

Alastair with the baby

Again, Thomastair.

Matthew's eventual acceptance of Alastair into the group

Cordelia outsmarting Lilith with her deal

Belial having a weird obsession with being crowned prince of London or whatever

Also Belial's weird bird demon friend made me CACKLE

Bridgestock blackmailing Charles. if i'm honest, i think it was a great part of the plot bc it did kind of give Charles a slight redemption (but also him being kind of outted is also really bad) but i think it was great in kind of allowing Flora be able to accept Ari without fear of Maurice

Lucie and Cordelia talking abt Cordelia's boobs lmaooo/The Wicked Queen Cordelia

Grace's entire arc through this book

the different meanings behind "cordelia ran"

Things that made me sobbbb:

Will becoming a sort of father figure to Jesse

The Merry Thieves helping Matthew with his drinking

Cordelia and James when they finally confessed for real

Matthew's entire arc with his drinking and telling the truth

Christopher's death

"you are my unfinished business" IM SOBBING STILL

Christopher's death

The scene where they see that Kit's dead

Kit being dead

Intermission: Grief

the fact that kit was in fact dead and not going to come back at the end (i was in denial for the entire second half)

Matthew and James while in Edom

Thomas coming out to his family

Alastair telling Cordelia that he's always afraid for her with her being the wielder of Cortana

Again. Kit's death. (i cried a lot ok its been an emotional couple of days)

Things I didn't like:

The whole love triangle. I still don't think that Matthew truly loved Cordelia and i never believed it would be an actual love triangle

the fact that the truth about the bracelet had to be kept secret for so long. it felt kind of unnecessary. there were other ways to draw out the plot than that.

the fact that tatiana exists

Kit's death. I feel like it's so unfair that of all people, he's the one to die. it didn't feel well written, it felt like it had to happen bc she couldn't kill the queer characters and Kit was the only main character left that she COULD kill.

Grace's entire plot being kind of left without an ending.

The lack of mourning/a funeral for kit. (since we didnt get enough mourning, i think im going to write it bc i want to suffer for the purpose of completing the loose ends)

the pacing. the entire plot felt so oddly paced, and it wasn't as much of a mystery like choi or chog.

again, why christopher? i feel like matthew would've been a better choice, or perhaps sona.

magnus kind of getting written out so early

though i love our gay couples and their accepting families, it is a little bit unrealistic. i get that the point is that this particular batch of the families are very kind people in comparison to what their families become a little farther down the road(ie Robert, maryse, etc), but it still feels a little bit unrealistic.

i felt like the whole lucie and cordelia struggling with their friendship thing was a little bit too much to add into this already very full book. (although i loved the wicked cordelia reveal that was fun)

i feel like we didn't fully get the wrap up at the end that we needed. we didn't see enough of them after the battle, as they came to terms with their losses and their wins and how they would continue their lives.

also we never really got to see jesse meeting his cousins/aunts and uncles and i wish we'd gotten that.

Questions I still have:

bridget? whats going on with her? theres a throwaway line in the coda mentioning something is odd abt her, but thats it??

grace. what is going to happen to grace? i wish we could perhaps see her and figure out if she's alright.

im still confused abt the lightwood line. i guess they're trying to say that alexander is going to continue it? (that actually kind of makes sense, genetics wise tho, cuz alexander looks like cecily and alec and izzy are supposed to inherit that)

will we ever get a revised family tree?

blackthorn line???

Rupert's ghost?

fairchild line? am i correct to assume that its going to tie into charlotte's pregnancy reveal at the end?

I'm sure I have more thoughts but I can't remember them at this present moment and I didn't write them down but these are all the ones I wrote down.

lmk what y'all think abt this book

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scruffyssketchbook · 8 months

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how was old eevolves like?

It was written by an 11 year old. And it shows.

Shun had both Naruto and Avatar powers (he could bend all 4 elements and do Ninja Jutsu/control his chakra). And was a Mary Sue. I focused so much on Shun x May that it seemed like they were the main characters and everyone else was a side character. Eve’s dolls in ssec were in old Eevolves but Ruby owned them. Ofc, no June. Shun made them and they could talk because ofc they can. Sylveon wasn’t a thing when I wrote old Eevolves so Ruby liked Randy and there was no love triangle there. Max was never in the series cause him and his best friend Jax went away to learn ninjutsu from a Naruto ninja master. He wanted to get stronger so April will notice him. Which he did. Ex (or X) was an evil shiny Umbreon named UMBREON X and he was obsessed with Flora and he led a group of shiny Pokémon that terrorized everywhere, and ofc, Mary Shun had to stop him with his cool bad ass Naruto powers. Umbreon X also eventually got April Pregnant. Why April? She had nothing going for her so I thought it’ll bring her back into the story. It didn’t. :V She ended up hiding the baby from everyone. I forgot her son’s name. It’s probably Keith. Keith won’t be in New Eevolves and April is not getting pregnant either. Randy was a runt (like Vay is) and apparently it was Shun’s fault???? Idk. They had a big fight about it (with curse words and all) and Mary Shun with all his edge on display was like “ya…… come with me…….” “Leafeon……. It’s my fault….”. Randy is still oblivious as Ever with how Ruby feels about him, and only realizes when she heard her tell someone else. When he confronts her about this, she lists off the whole cast, saying the Eevolves main characters by their Eeveelution name but every other Eeveelution character by their actual name.

Mary Shun (who was Literally Black from ES but more Emo and Edgy) got super emo around May, so he leaves and May is heart broken for years until a kind Glaceon boy made her happy again and when Shun comes back against his will she still chooses SHUN AND NOT THE CUTE NICE GLACEON BOY WHO HELPED HER THROUGH ALL HER SAD TIMES. (The cute Glaceon character is in new Eevolves too, trying to find a name for him because I don’t remember his old name.) Speaking about Mary Shun, he at the ripe age of 12, had a mate and a child on the way, but both were killed by a Pokémon attack right in front of him (Ofc he killed the Pokémon who did it afterwards) and that is how he became edgy mc Edgelord. Also he borderline hated May and always told her to leave him alone and insulted things she liked. But OFC he had a soft spot for her cause she reminded him of his dead wife *eye roll* literal Tsundere. There is a picture I drew of him and said dead wife, they look like adults. Randy is playing a game with Ruby next to them and they look like literal babies. These characters are NOT THAT FAR IN AGE FROM EACHOTHER. Also ofc there are Eevolves kids too, they have their OWN drama. And one of them ofc is a Ninjutsu master at the ripe age of 4 years old. (Eevolves uses human aging, not SSEC aging btw). Everyone had dead or missing parents. Flora and Max’s parents died in a fire, April and May’s mom died and their dad was missing, Jet never knew his parents, Ruby’s parent abandoned her, Shun and Randy’s parents- are actually alive but Shun disowned them along with his older brother. So they were mostly living on their own. From a young age. No family or cousins or anything. Max evolved into a Jolteon btw.

BRO I JUST FOUND AN IMAGE OF MAY SAYING “WANNA BE THE SANTA IN MY SLEIGH” TO SHUN WUT LOLLLLLLLLLLL HELP I WROTE THIS WHEN I WAS 11

All of this ofc. Is changing.

I feel like the only thing not changing completely is Jet’s backstory, because HONESTLY. It’s the most grounded. I completely overhauled Shun’s personality, gave April more personality, changed everything with Max, gave them actual parental figures (well not Shun, his Parents stays borderline disowned, but the rest do have parental figures) and in general made the story like- not seem like it was written by a 11 year old.

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charmixpower · 1 year

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Issue Twenty-Four: Love Potion

Jester Comic Jester Comic Jester Comic Jester-

Um fnsbdnsksbs girlie???

I'm so obsessed with Stella's top jacket and headband 🥰 so so cute

Musa is so adorable as well 😍😍😍

Bloom, why, just, why

Imagine opening a book and it's just "make a motorcycle outfit appear, for second years" I'm so obsessed

They are so cute!!!! Love all their outfits!!!

Flora's off the shoulder sweater 😍 Aisha's sweater vest over the open button up 😍 Tecna's thigh highs and electric horns 😍 Musa's sideways music note 😍

Bloom's is very mid next to Tecna's

This is so so so cute, most couple ever

So adorable 🥰🥰🥰

Shilly, stop trying to be a home wrecker plzz

Shilly stuttering when talking to Icy is everything to me, she so clearly is confused and freaked out by Icy talking to her and then remembers Icy doesn't have her memory

Important question for this comic

Uh why the fuck does Icy do this??? Boredom??? Because the only reasonable answer is boredom

This actually gets more confusing later on, but we get there when we get there

Comics Tecna you are not my baby girl even a little bit 💓 Look at how they massacre my girl

THAT IS SO UNSANITARY!!!! FUCKING AWFUL!!

NFNSBJWEJBEBRNWNWBWBW SHILLY ACCIDENTALLY MAKES STELLA IN LOVE WITH HER ALT CON THATS HILARIOUS

Why does this random ass student dislike Stella so much??

"She was always so full of herself just because she had a boyfriend"

incorrect, Stella is always full of her self

But also Stella literally save Alfea form being destroyed, learn some fucking respect

I have no comment, I am rolling on the floor

Nothing to see here folks

Also Bloom you wouldn't be saying this if it was Sky

Look at Musa's sweater 😍 she's so adorable I'm obsessed, she looks super cute in orange

Hate the under shirt tho

SERIOUSLY WHY DID SHE DO THIS!!! IF SHE JUST WANTED TO UPSET THE WINX AND CAUSE DRAMA SHE WOULDN'T TELL SHILLY THIS!!! WHAT IS GOING THOUGH HER HEAD!!!

Literally the only explanation is wavy she wanted to exert control over someone and control their actions though her words, because that's the only thing she gains from this situation

Which is an interesting characterization of Icy as a toxic manipulator who enjoys dragging people around to her whims, but that's never stated, so my only recourse is to assume that the writers don't even know and just wanted this plot to happen

Also they somehow made Icy's top WORSE

Bloom is literally just watching this without doing anything, amazing job looking out for your friends

Even if Brandon's been acting weird, this is v good evidence that isn't his fault, and you don't sit there and observe what's happening. You confront Shilly about what she's doing because maybe she's making it WORSE

This moment is really sweet tho, god I hope Shilly becomes a reoccurring character as a witch who is friends and helps the Winx bc all witches are evil is sooooo annoying to me

"I prefer to win you over, day after day!"

THAT IS SO FUCKING CUTE!!! MOST COUPLE OF ALL TIME FOLKS!!! THEY ARE THE BEST!!

#Winx club #Rus liveblogs #Winx comics #Winx comic #long post

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madstronaut · 3 months

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baby's first konig longfic

(masterlist of my FaFiCoWriMo rambles at the Fuck It We Ball link below! looking forward to seeing this become a long untameable monstrous ouroboros of a list)

omg t h i s f i c. IT BARELY HAS ANY SMUT IN IT till the end and it is one of the hottest konig fics ive ever read (and honestly I think he takes home the trophy for man most thirsted over in COD fandom, sorry ghost but you’re all winners in my panties i mean heart I SAID HEART)

Reading: Cat/Mouse/Den by @papaver-decervicatus

idk wot it is - the tenderness and purity of their first few interactions? the forbiddenness of stumbling upon a private radio channel when they’re technically Not On The Same Side? the little GIFTS they give each other? How he can always find her despite her literally being a topranked sniper? the way their physical meet-cute is him literally catching her in his arms?! the knowledge maus can snipe him at any moment and yet konig willingly stepping into her crosshairs? LLBLBLLLBLGLGB

That last “She’s pretty” comment for me was the emotional equivalent of stabbing me in the heart with a roughshod serrated knife in how cute it was (btw let me warn you if you haven’t already gotten the memo folx my whole brand is being aggressively encouraging and excited over fanfic and writers in an increasingly unhinged yet polite manner<3)

in true konig fashion i love how excited he is that maus might be the literal death of him and that he would die happy if she was the one to snipe him lmao

also can anyone else relate to doing a private eye style deepdive into facebook archives stalking and searching for info about your crush and memorizing it like konig did here for mausy lmao

"It’s pathetic, the only place he feels any sort of peace is at war."

chef’s kiss, love this line. brief, but tells you so much about konig’s headspace

“A younger part of him is jealous. The older part smothers that part down as he takes in the view.”

I love this line!!! ive wondered sometimes about the science and why of attraction and maus basically living konig’s dream i feel must play a big part of why they’re so drawn to each other...and ofc no explanation needed for why she is attracted to konig because everyone is, undisputed law of nature, go look it up on wikipedia and jstor, thank you no questions at this moment

“There’s a creek at the bottom, and interesting flora marks the cliffs all the way down. He wonders what wildlife drinks from the stream down there and if there are any decent caves he could find an opening to.”

have u ever thought about what you or someone else might have been in another life, in alternate timeline? I can see biologist konig fitting in quite well in civilian life <;3 LEMME DAYDREAM ABOUT ALL MY SOLDIER BOYS SAFELY RETURNING HOME FAR FROM OR NEVER HAVING TO ENDURE THE FOG AND TERROR AND HORROR OF WAR OKAY

“The exposed rock of the ravine flames to life with amazing browns and reds, and the stone sparkles like rubies and tiger’s eye stones as the sun's rays catch it.”

also sidenote the way the scenery is described here would make me want to go take a photo and download it and save it as my wallpaper; so descriptive and lovely i could see everything so clearly <3

“The sun is setting behind her. She’s very far away, but his skin prickles to life knowing that he’s being watched.”

I also love this usual role reversal of maus being the predator watching her prey (though is he arguably her prey if he wants to be caught? lol anyway putting aside the essay on existential questions in fanfic-)

It’s a beautiful place, really. It’s not such a bad place to die, he thinks. She’s a good shot. She’ll do it quickly. Nothing to fret about,really. It’s his own fault, anyways.

I am obsessed with their chemistry but most of all something about this powerful man fully placing his life in her hands just does it for me

“I’ll bite, soldier.” She says, hurriedly, like someone might walk in on their little game. Like the teacher is about to find the two kissing in a supply closet at the school.

*me reading this line, giggling madly*

He sits down on the ground and opens his legs as wide as they’ll comfortably go and rests his cheek in his hand propped on his thigh. If he’s going to die, he’s going to give her a pretty show.

me: okay slut

also me: ✨o k a y slut✨

I also love how he’s imagining what she would be doing/how she’s reacting all based off what I assume is the equivalent of a shitty driver’s license photo he saw of her 🥰

i also feel like getting warning shots as foreplay IS so konig-coded (yes im fully aware as i type this that this man has so much fanlore, fan hcs, fanfic, faneverything out there despite not even being in the storyline of the main campaign lmao)

I also love the flip to maus’ POV - though when she notes how outrageous it is for him to keep his shiny knife on him i bet you my future firstborn that it’s to get her attention <3

also <3 sniper candy <3

also we love a girlboss who asks >100x to shoot him on sight lmao

It’s been months since the ravine and she’s seen him just about everywhere she’s been. When SpecGru was gathering intel on KorTacs drug affiliations, she saw him in the haunted deserts of Sonora, Mexico where she lies in the dirt redder than blood and coyotes sing her to sleep. She gazes down at him atop crumbling 16th-century Byzantine marble when she picks off the guards of a weapons supplier in Belgrade, Serbia. In the ancient and verdant bamboo forest of Yibin, China, hunting down spy affiliations, she camps across a creek from him for a night.

“we’ve got to stop meeting like this!” - konig, probably

He would’ve been a good sniper, in another life. If he wasn’t built like the trees she climbs for her shots.

mausy your crush is showing 🤭

He walks like a monster with three legs (and at some point about three months into their little game, she touches herself thinking about that third leg.

i mean honestly? give maus a medal for holding out for three months before succumbing, damn

The secret stays between them and their radios become the divining rods of close encounters.

secret forbidden relationship is one of my fave tropes <3

Mostly it’s just breathing on each line, mostly it’s just-

“König?”

“Maus?”

“Mhm.”

“Hmm.”

honestly this sounds more intimate than sex

She knows she should get a shrink or a good fuck to stop fucking thinking about him like this, but sometimes he whispers a joke into his radio and she laughs, and sometimes she tells him about the book she’s been reading, and sometimes he shows her his favorite knife tricks, and sometimes she tells him stories of before she was in the military and he always laughs and asks questions to show he’s actually engaged and he cares and-

this is so domestic and cute for warzone flirting <3

When they’re alone he’s the perfect gentleman, he gets no closer than when she reaches out to contact him first. When they’re not, it's a whole different story. He runs into the middle field like if he can just reach her, he can keep her. If he can carry back his conquest, well… kings get their war spoils, don’t they? It’s a terrible secret she keeps alive only in her heart, but she hopes one day he finally will.

mausy gettin bingo on all our fave kinks today, apparently

maus picking up on his knife skills and noticing his anxiety via the shaking hands (and that they don’t shake at all around her) is just peak PEAK PEAK PEAK fanfic vibes. feeling safe around someone is one of the biggest green flags in the universe and a gift <3

It’s a shame, but she’s a little happy that it’ll be König, her cat, that’ll catch her corpse.

honestly these two were made for each other lmao

ok THE SCENE WHERE THE FIRST TIME THEY REALLY, REALLY MEET? HE KILLS FOR HER? LITERALLY PUTS HIS ARMS OUT FOR HER TO CATCH HER FALL?

And the first thing he says is a promise. A promise of help. A promise of aid.

I was like speechless with joy and giddiness for a good minute or two reading this whole scene lmao SO SATISFYING esp with konig’s lil gasp when she falls into his arms <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 UGH PLS PAPS CAN I GIVE YOU A MEDAL??? A HUG??? A KISS???? MY UNDYING LOVE AND DEVOTION??? well in lieu of all this I’ll just give your fic multiple visits and so much rambling <3

also their first meetcute THEY EXCHANGE GIFTS????? HOW FUCKING CUTE ARE THEY GOD

He has created, against all odds, something beautiful and delicate out of a brutal tool and doomed material.

so this absolutely stunning construction of a sentence pretty much sums up why I love COD fandom/fanfic writers so much..

I forget where I read this somewhere on this hellsite but it went something like “it’s subversive to write these men made to die/made for war, made to be loved instead” and reminds me of one of my favorite quotes that I stumbled on a random reddit Q&A

“I get discouraged sometimes - just like everyone. I question whether my music/life/work matters at all.

The danger is letting other people define your soul's worth. Sometimes folks will like what you do, other times they'll hate it.

But I continually remind myself that I do NOT matter as a result of what I do, I matter because of who I AM. I am not a "human doing" but a "human being. " I matter simply because I was made in the image of the unmade maker, and I am loved by Love.”

“I am not a human doing, but a human being”

“I am made in the image of love, and I am loved by Love”

“we are, against all odds, something beautiful and delicate, created out of brutal tool and doomed material”

these words touch such a deep and core and unspeakably true part of me - that i forget often, that i find hard to believe, that i struggle to remember and cling to - and tbh one of the most frequent places I find this much-needed encouragement is in FANFICTION! <3

fanfic writers you are truly some of the most beautiful people on this planet <3

anyway yeah, fanfic as therapy is a helluva drug and so fucking real

if I could give all my beloved writers a diploma i would pay a calligrapher to write this gold leaf ink or some shit and put on my best lipstick and smooch it all over and print it out on vellum for you all <3

ANYWAY WHERE TF WAS I- o yes, simping over both maus and konig

When he turns to go she thinks how much his hands must’ve hurt to make this little thing

this is so real; everytime I try my hand at sewing/mending (and i got tiny hands yall) for an extended period of time my fingers always end up so crampy in a uniquely painful way

i also get big “gift of the magi by o. henry” (truly one of my favorite short stories of all time) vibes from this exchange <3

(tl;dr: here, my heart, let me cut out and gift you my heart - oshit what’s that? your heart? *scrambles to catch and not break it*)

cos honestly on one level how fucking hilarious that they basically exchange a piece of wood and a rock lmao but really THEY ARE GIVING SOMETHING SO SPECIAL TO EACH OTHER <333333

The next time she sees him, about a week later, she sees him sharpening his massive field knife with the tiny whetstone on his comically large thigh, and in response, she thumbs at the wooden effigy in her pocket. They laughed into their radios to each other.

ok how fucking hilarious and sexy that they are basically watching each other finger each other…..s' gifts

the final dialogue in chapter two needs to be in the merriam-webster dictionary under “flirting 101: peak examples”

but also omg THE EXTRA LITTLE GIFTS SHE LEAVES BEHIND FOR KONIG? HER FLINTING A HEART AND HIM SHATTERING IT IMMEDIATELY IN HIS GIANT-ASS SEXY ASS HANDS AND LEAVING HIMSELF BLEEDING AS PENANCE????? HIM IMAGINING COOKING FOR HER AND READING ALL TEH BOOKS SHE RECS HIM??? Honestly him musing about actually fucking her at the end is the LEAST sexy part of all this and the line about him aching to make her mewl did…things to me

if I could distill the maus x konig energy here into an drink, I think I could run up everest naked without breakin a sweat

The man is quick, but König is quicker, taking off through the snow like he did as a child. Running with reckless abandon, long legs carrying him faster and further than anyone else when he and his cousins would play capture the flag at his Oma’s house in Gauso.

i love papa’s (really need to find a better nickname for writer while I write this lol) way of capturing like…the sense of child-like wonder/safety and domesticity you return to when you are in love/find yourself in the presence (physical or not) of someone you love in her writing, also why i really love this fic so much

Slicing that man clean between his ribs like a lion strikes a lamb was the second most satisfying experience of his life, greatly eclipsed by the settling of her weight against his chest when she trusted him enough to jump into his arms.

*chanting to summon my talented fellow konig simps to draw fanart of this scene*

“You big, everywhere? I mean, with hips like those… ”

“...” Fuck, bad time to get a boner.

SIR.

hast thou not heard the term “video killed the radio star”???? you’re alone and miles away only talking via radiowaves, LITERALLY THE BEST TIME TO GET A BONER???? smh unless ofc the best time for konig is when he’s with maus <3

“…he’d been chasing a little prayer in her shape. He wouldn’t have considered it ‘done’ when he gave it to her but-

Her warmth was still in his fingers, her beautiful eyes trained on him, her fantastic form somehow devoid of his blood or his filth in his rescue attempt, well. He had been praying, hadn’t he? It’s only right to pay tithing to the thing you worship. He gave her the figure, and he did so with the only real regret being that he couldn’t give her more and that he almost sullied her perfection with his violence.

also men near-worshipping the women they simp for is also a huge kink of mine (i mean whose isn’t it? also i hurt my brain trying to discern if that last sentence i wrote made sense but college was a long tiem ago for me soooo)

And to top it all off, when he wrenched himself away from her, heart heavy and entirely certain that she would never, could never, follow- she called him back and reciprocated.

can confirm, reciprocated feelings is an indescribable feeling, war on drugs would’ve been game over day 1 if it was fought with requited feelings

When he turns away it is because his brain cannot comprehend a world in which she walks away with him.

well, snipe me right in the heart why dont you papi! (again, still need to find a different nickname for writer)

And in fairness, he would rather die than admit his treachery, not out of any misplaced moral but instead out of precaution for her safety.

honestly, husband goals

konig’s dream is p e r f e c t i o n “I love and trust you and feel safe enough to put my life into your thighshands, even if that means you’ll take it”

“Like dovetail joints, a great carpenter must have made them to fit together. There must be a God, and he must have made her to perfectly fit beside (and dare he hope, inside?) her.

The only thing older than war to mankind is intimacy. You need soldiers for war, you need men for soldiers, and you need love to make those men. “

“He is remembering how to be human, to be a man and not a soldier, and he smiles back into her mouth.”

“She is giving him total control. Complete power and without hesitation. In her teary eyes, he sees a soldier’s trust, firm and unwavering. Ever faithful. Unquestioningly and genuinely she believes the man she’s at the mercy of will make her need no mercy. “

once again paps (yes yes need new nickname for writer, stfu mads) just dropping literary masterpieces casually

“König,” her eyes glaze over with worry. It’s a dangerous game they’re playing and they both know it. “Are you sure you want me?” She whispers, lips meeting the shell of his ear, he feels her fever pitch skin even through the fabric of his mask. His heart aches and he’s so angry with himself that she could even ask that. As if there were ever any questions. As if he has ever wanted anything else in his life like he wants this. As if there is anything else to want. As if there is anything else.

Truly every beloved’s hopeful query and every lover’s debt to happily answer <3

When he wakes up in his cold barracks, decidedly alone and not in between her thighs, he pounds the bed in frustration.ly ok the mood whiplash when i laughed out loud at konig pounding bed with his fists cos hes grumpy and horny

Not so dissimilar to the bride-stealing traditions his Oma had told him about as a boy.

damn oma what stories you be tellin to children lmao

though I AM recalling a medicinal anthropology class I took in college that was absolutely fascinating - we did touch on bride-napping as an actual thing in hmong culture (though from what I learned it has less IRL dubcon and more elopement vibes)

The fantasy of her is potent and life-consuming, but he is also viscerally aware that it is just that. A fantasy.

konig, thinking this, as he lives out most of his actual fantasies lmao

It is not real and despite his choking desire to be with her, he is not entirely sure she wants him.

ah yes, ‘idiots in love,’ an absolute banger of a trope

He wants so desperately to just be a fucking person for her. A person allowed weakness, a person allowed good-morning kisses, a person allowed terrible flirting, a person allowed to sit in the same room, a person allowed to touch and savor and make better another human. Allowed to heal, not harm. Allowed to save, not slaughter.

But he is a soldier, he’s not a person, and he’s not sure he ever really was a person in the first place.

The only thing he wants more than to have her is for her to want him. That hope is a delusion deeper than the ravine they met at, he’s sure.

🥹🥹🥹🥹

yep just uh nothing happening over here, not crying over fanfic what -how dare you insinuate-

He feels no shame when he wraps his arms around the bunched comforter on his chest, imagining it’s a slight body he faithfully cradles.

*tripping, stumbling, running to pay for a custom body pillow big enough for konig to hug for his comfort* (not for me, would be too big anyways)😉😏

no literally ive thought about it i might have to do olympic-level qualifying gymnastics stretching to fit someone of his stature anyway it’s not like i made to-scale stick figure models doodled out on post-its in various creative positions to work out the physics of it or anything cough

If she knew how obsessed he’s become that he cannot help himself from having dreams about her and cannot help himself from getting off to the idea that she killed him with her fucking thighs

sir.

please.

i am ready to beat off the hordes of other women with a sharpened stick who would find this hot and respectful af

also obsessed with this soap who chews on pencaps and macguyvers radios to look like they’re fucking (or maus just has her head in the gutter, but really girl whose isnt??? and someone really needs to tell me if this is wrong grammatically every time i type it it sounds right)

also as a certified soap simp i also just have to say, you know you’ve got it bad when you look deep into soap’s eyes… and fantasize about another man LMAO

“No thanks,” she purrs as she finally sets herself into position.

i like this subtle nod to konig after she re-tells her katze’s joke <3 ooooo reading papaver’s writing is like eating a three-course meal at your fave comfort diner<3

The early morning light hits the streets the same way it had hit the forest ground that day.

i also love this line <3 i can picture those blue-orange sunrise hours in my head and it’s so lovely because the scene is also tinged with all the complex emotions from their first meeting

He throws it up and catches it without looking at it, instead his eyes are laser-focused on Mouse.

hothothothothothothothot (i realize just typing out hot over and over again leads you to also read thot, but honestly, still tracks)

She remembers her trigger finger twitching with sinful power, she remembers choking back the insistence at killing another lonely person, devoid of their autonomy on a basic level when they signed up for a mercenary-issued ticket to hell.

this line…is too real

“Because they are weapons of maus-destruction. ” Konig replies like it’s not the stupidest thing she’s ever heard in her goddamn life.

somewhere simon ghost riley has to suppress the urge to put down his rifle, stand up, and do a slow golf clap

Suddenly, his eyes look lived in, like someone has just put up new curtains in an abandoned house. His whole affect changes hinging on what was an irresponsible outburst on her behalf at best.

And for the first time, she does not fear a monster hunting her through the woods, silent and purposeful in his pursuit of prey. Instead, she wants to understand a man, whose eyes have lit up like a princess has just laughed when he kissed her hand.)

*i am suppressing the feminine urge to print out paper doll cutouts of maus and konig and just hang them around random parts of my apartment making heart eyes at each other*

Maybe, it's dangerous, to wave a steak in front of a mountain lion, but what if she wants to get mauled?

these two, a match made in heaven. truly there’s someone for everyone~

also i love this COD book club that is happening; i also have a semi-regular work meeting where I hit the jackpot of getting the most chill but passionate cohorts and our goal is basically shooting the shit & talking about stuff we love and how to share it with the world like a workhours book club and I hope everyond gets to experience a little joy in the middle of 9-5 capitalist hell that is the workweek like this <3

Soap says, pulling out a well-worn copy of The Silence of the Lambs from the bag.

“He said he picked it up years ago in Polish thinking it was a cooking field guide.”

fucking dying

how she could rest entirely on top of his chest and not touch the ground beneath them and-

once again i fucking love their inadvertent mindreading/mirroring their shared desires unbeknownst to each other. MOVE THE FUCK ASIDE, JANE AUSTEN

also if gromsko gave me “special field medicine lessons” I would probably pay to continue them

also on this note MEN ARE SOME OF THE SNOOPIEST MOST GOSSIPY BITCHES IN THE UNIVERSE CAN I GET AN AMEN? CAN I GET A HELL YEAH? CAN I GET A WHOOP WHOO-

she basks infatuated by the calamitous captivation he exhibits.

*fanning myself with ripped out pages of shakespeare and hemingway to burn at papaver’s altar*

When he lifts his hood to blow a kiss to her, she knows she will never get her traitorous heart back.

sir??

excuse me sir????

i thought you were told you couldn’t be a sniper? what the fuck is this tender bullshit of a snipe straight to my heart-

also that last chappy YAY ENEMIES TO ALMOST-LOVERS TO ALMOST-ENEMIES, LITERALLY CANNOT FIND THIS TROPE ANYWHERE!!!!

He’s always hoped to be able to pound down into her quaking form.

the first time i read this i blacked out after seeing the phrase “pound down” and instead all i remember after slapping myself awake is actually reading the phrase “he’s always hoped to take her to pound town”

also why am i hot for righteous konig in shining armor being willing to go from zero to murder when he thinks maus is a pimp

and the INDIRECT KISSING VIA THE CIGGY? UNFFFFFHHH FUCKING KILL ME NOW SO I CAN DIE HAPPY (yes i am so easily pleased, sue me)

also i shrieked when maus kicks her crotch up WITHIN SPITTING/BITING DISTANCE OF KONIG PLEASE I WOULD PAY TO WATCH THIS FEATURE LENGTH FILM????

The throbbing in his pants also suggests that he’s probably forgiven her by now as well.

*nodding sagely* yes, boners never lie

also maus slapping konig while he’s holding a knife between his teeth is big step on me queen energy

also the requital and reciprocation of the lines and actions they feed each other is just- one moment: *goes to sephora to buy more lipgloss as i ran out while giving chef’s kisses in bulk to papaver*

i love that konig is passing the time just being horny for maus, an efficient king 🫡

also when i saw gosau austria mentioned i went down a hole googling where it is/pictures and it is absolutely beautiful!!!!

I eagerly await updates papi <3

#madstrothought #FaFiCoWriMo #fanfiction #call of duty #Cat/Mouse/Den #papaver-decervicatus #König #i accidentally wrote decervixatus when i first typed this and laughed so hard im sorry papi

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cryptidsncurios · 1 month

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The Muse Trifecta and Nature

Personal stuff got me thinking about the environment so here’s an off-the-beaten-path sorta headcanon sooo lessgoooo:

Xigbar

Doesn’t really think about nature much at this point. When he was still a wee Luxu he was awestruck by its wonder and beauty, but now Xig has too many other things to deal with. Like Fate and Destiny and BS Old Men Obsessed with the Apocalypse or Whatever. So he enjoys it, but like.. at a normal level. Hiking and camping and birdsong is cool tho, and when an animal is cute, it's just... it's cute okay, let an old man think a baby bunny is cute :/

Kuja

ADORES nature—but only for its aesthetic value, in canon and in AUs. In his main verse, he even has a menagerie in his Palace that works as a biome and is thus self-sustaining—located underground so it’s like… magical and fantastical and gigantic—with an artificial “sun” and so on. Of course, he only cares to curate it with the ~loveliest and most ~enchanted flora and fauna, and is very picky about the color palette. In the end, it's really all to cater to his personal vanity.

Kimbley

Perhaps a shock and surprise, but he's actually legitimately fascinated by nature. ...Though, admittedly it’s on a rather morbidly objective level, his primary interests involving witnessing growth, death, and decay. ...And uh, to clarify, though, all three stages apply to plants, and only the latter two apply to animals (but we’ll not step into describing that territory here).

This intrigue started all the way back in his youth, where he showed an affinity for studying all the flowers and bugs around the town, and was given a space in the shed next to his house, all to himself, to nurture plants and collect various insects, which he would pin to boards once they died, and his dad thought this was all great because wow! He’s not causing trouble everywhere he goes! And isn’t threatening the other kids! Which was why I pulled him out of school! But of course dad eventually found out it was hardly an innocent hobby that stopped at just insects and was actually MUCH WORSE than he could have imagined. :| One thing leads to another and his dad is dead, oops. But hey, he’s now got a whole shelf of nature-oriented books, and his alchemical notes are in a book disguised as a botany textbook!

How cute, right?? Haha… ahhhhh..... :/

#headcanons: the fatal marksman #headcanons: the reaper most capricious #headcanons: the crimson monster

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chronicallysweet · 2 months

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au!toki + flora — needy streamer overdose!

summ. streamer toki

per. narrator

pt. multiple parts

warning : lots of sex mentions / references , BOOBS ASS TIDDIES BUTT , scared of how i wrote flora , flora has the name cecilia in this to make it easier but flora is still a nickname

au : could be read as college / late hs au

it was around eleven pm on a saturday , one that cecilia had decided to take to herself , and rightfully so. the entire week had been filled to the brim with tests , quizzes , studying , ecetera. it was partially her fault — is what elza , her sister would says

cecilia didn’t think it was her fault , wanting to be successful and piling yourself in work because of that wasn’t inherently bad.

however , that didn’t matter now. it was her time to unwind and she wasn’t going to let every jest get to her mind the moment she was supposed to have a minute of clarity.

so , as one does , cecilia opened her browser of choice and then twitter. she scrolled — between all of the people she followed , which were just cat meme pages , plant growing journeys , gun gale online server updates , all the way until she reached exactly what she was looking for.

a seemingly innocent page with a pink profile picture and a cute banner overhead , the display name reading “ toki! 🐾📷 ” .

it was just a streamer she happened to like. she thought toki was very pretty—- she was very nice to her fans , and over time , flora just may have gotten a little attached. it was no obsession , maybe just a comfort streamer at most. it’s not like she was all over her page, constantly checking or anything .. it was just a causal way for her to settle down for a little bit after doing a ton of work.

elza and a few others had made accusations , baseless ones , cecilia would call them , that she had formed some sort of parasocial relationship with the streamer , but it was just nonsense.

her finger hovered over the ‘enter stream’ link in toki’s new post.

tokibot says: welcome to the stream , all! 🙏🏾bless🙏🏾! thank you for coming to tokichan stream 😘😘 your presence is appreciated 💕🌸

[ poisonbloom ] sent a waving emote.

[ dragonmommy273 ] : you should stop streaming

[ ichikaaahh ] : shut up ugly

[ dragonmommy273 ] : kill yourself

[ dragonmommy273 ] : listen to the haters

[ rosiwosi 🔧 ] : who keeps letting this girl in? didn’t we just ban her last stream?

[ cryobun22 ] : hi toki :3

[ tokilive ] she finds a way to join cause she luvs me

[ dragonmommy273 ] : shut the fuck up and pop a titty ho

[ pufflewsouthparkfaceakagerald ] : i love u mommy toki

[ tokilive ] : someone donate 100 n i’ll flash u guys ;)

[ dragonmommy273 ] donated 150$ for : never again

[ tokilive ] : ah

[ tokilive ] : of course it’s this dyke

[ dragonmommy273 ] : pop a tit

[ tea_shrine ] : please fuck me toki i need you carnally and spiritually

[ woofertism ] : wtf baby why are you here :(

[ tea_shrine ] : trying to see the tokussy?

[ woofertism ] : me too …

[ woofertism ] : come to my room we can watch together

scrolling through the donations with a pleased expression , toki put a finger at the hem of her top , sliding slower and slower until it reached the area just above her nipple.

“ .. i forgot to add a zero .. sowwy! ” she said in a sing songy voice , leaving her shirt positioned the way she pulled it down with a wide grin on her face.

the chat went up in flames almost instantly , leaving toki to ignore it and tune into her game as cecilia struggled to keep her eyes off of the specific patch of skin that was now exposed to the stream.

unfortunately , unbeknownst to our poor little poisonous flower , toki was a streamer that did “after dark” streams , which meant that after exactly eleven thirty , things would start to get interesting .. in the sense that she would do really explicit things and strip for donations.

was she really about to stay is the true question. she was no freak nerd that was easily embarrassed at things , but something about seeing toki in this manner had pulled a switch in her brain and she was now fixated on what was to happen next. surely the donation bar wouldn’t fill up that fast — is what she thought but unfortunately she was very … very wrong.

there were 50$ left to be donated ..

and toki would move her shirt even lower.

tokibot says 50$ more to tokitits!! 😊 🌸💕 is anyone else as excited as me? no? okay. 😒🖕🏾

[ imnotkahuna ] : can someone please donate im tryna see some titties

[ cryobun22 ] : ur gf has huge tits what’s the big idea

[ imnotkahuna ] : she is mad at me for calling her an alcoholic

[ plainjane06 ] : she’s scamming y’all lmfao

[ rosiwosi 🔧 ] : can you guys stop? she’s not gonna do that again if you keep saying things like that.

[ tea_shrine ] : if she really cared about us she would shove a—

[ tea_shrine ] has been removed from the stream.

[ dragonmommy273 ] : she’s proven herself to be a scammer what a bitttchhhhh

[ ilovemommytoki ] : yeah idk guys :/

[ rosiwosi 🔧 ] : this bitch tea_shrine rlly made an alt omfg

[ ilovemommytoki ] : no i didn’t what

[ ilovemommytoki ] : please don’t ban me i need to see

[ ilovemommytoki ] : i need to see the tokuss—

[ ilovemommytoki ] has been removed from the stream.

[ rosiwosi 🔧 ] : wow , tons of people are leaving just cause you want 50 more dollars

[ tokilive ] : why don’t you donate then , if you love me so much?

[ tokilive ] : oh she left too

[ poisonbloom ] sent a waving emote.

[ poisonbloom ] sent 50$ for : pity money

“ ohh , my love ?! thank you so , so much , poisonbloom … i appreciate it greatly .. ” toki exclaimed , breaking the prior silence and leaning closer to the stream to see if it was truly happening — she got the donation that she wanted !

there was more awkward silence considering cecilia was responding in emotes and chats.

“ .. so are there any strings attached or do you just wanna be nice to me? ” toki said , now playfully tugging at the hem of her shirt while awaiting a response in the chat.

cecilia was utterly embarrassed .. she’d never gone to this degree with toki before. she’d always thought the girl was some sort of variety streamer. of course , not to this extent — but nonetheless the entire thing was embarrassing. she had just done this to herself , and now toki was asking what she really wanted. no one else , just her.

the truth is , cecilia didn’t join to see tits. i mean , were toki’s big? yeah. had she acknowledged that? abso fucking lutely. but she was straying from developing this sort of crush after all and it probably wasn’t going to be very good for her health , so —

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I finally finished my Larycent playlist because these two make me feral.

Tongues & Teeth

Oh, I will ruin you. It's a habit. I can't help it. I know that you mean so well but I am not a vessel for your good intent. I will only break your pretty things. I will only wring you dry of everything. And if you're fine with that, I will poison all your happy thoughts. I will love you like the ashes in my cigarette box.

The Fruits

My love, are you the devil? ... My love, you're something special, I've never met someone like you. You'd make me fall from heaven but I know just what I do. "Devil," you call me but seems to be enjoying the fruits of my labour that came to me too young when he stole my virtue. I'm glad it seems to serve you that I was born a daughter and not a son for if I'm going down I guess I'll take you with me. Screaming birds sound an awful lot like singing and I will tell you now that I'm not even singing there's no escape for some least of all for me. I feel your lips kissing my feet, but even so.

Don't Blame Me

Halo, hiding my obsession. I once was poison ivy, but now I'm your daisy. And baby, for you, I would fall from grace.

Fly On The Wall

Don't you wish that you could see me every second of the day? That way you could have no doubt that baby I would never stray. Don't you wish that you could be a fly on the wall? A creepy little, sneaky little fly on the way. All my precious secrets, yeah, you know them all.

Curses

Every word I say is kindling, but the smoke clears when you're around. Won't you stay with me, my darling, when my walls start burning down? This house says my name like an elegy, echoing where my ghosts all used to be. There's still cobwebs in the corners and the backyard's full of bones.

Pomegranate Seeds

I get what I want, one way or another. I'll own your heart and soul, my lover, six feet under. Kore, kore, fauna and flora, how did you get your throne? You made a deal, traded daffodils for a kingdom of ash and bone.

Criminal

He is a villain by the devil's law. He is a killer just for fun. That man's a snitch and unpredictable. He's got no conscience, he's got none.

Partners in Crime

If the heat comes close enough to burn then we're burning this place to the ground cause you'll never take us alive. We swore that death will do us part, they'll call our crimes a work of art. We'll live like spoiled royalty, lovers and partners in crime.

Poison & Wine

You only know what I want you to. I know everything you don't want me to. Your mouth is poison, your mouth is wine. You think your dreams are the same as mine.

Ivy

I wish to know the fatal flaw that makes you want to be magnificently cursed. He's in the room, your opal eyes are all I wish to see. He wants what's only yours. Oh, goddamn. My pain fits in the palm of your freezing hand. Taking mine, but it's been promised to another. ... He's gonna burn this house to the ground. How's one to know? I'd live and die for moments that we stole on begged and borrowed time so tell me to run or dare to sit and watch what we'll become and drink my husband's wine.

After Everything I've Done For You (That You Didn't Ask For)

What's that look on your face? You're horrified. You think I'm a monster. For doing your dirty work. You think love is stainless and pure but beneath all the fantasy there's filth and there's gore.

Green Green Dress

Deep, dark velvet hugs your silhouette, black silk stockings, you're my Juliet, soft, long hair, baby, beautiful eyes cool me down before I jump into your thighs. The green, green dress 20 buttons and a strap, the green, green dress what a pleasure to unwrap green dress, oh, what it can do what the green, green dress does to me on you me on you.

Good Girls Go Bad

I know your type, you're daddy's little girl. Just a take a bite let me shake up your world cause just one night couldn't be so wrong. I'm gonna make you lose control. ... Boy you're dangerous. You're that guy I'd be stupid to trust, but just one night couldn't be so wrong.

#larycent #hotd #larys strong #alicent hightower

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katyspersonal · 1 year

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I think I didn't send you an ask yet so here !

10, 13, and 24 for now !! :D

(Asks from this ( x ) meme)

10. Your favorite ost?

Oh, this is definitely Living Failures! It was the very first Bloodborne OC I've ever heard though. A friend that played From's games shared it with me and back then I didn't pick instant interest in the game (unlike how when I've heard Micolash's theme...), but the music was AMAZING. It was the coolest videogame soundtrack I've heard in years, and I sat until 5 AM that night listening to that track on repeat. Because it got me so hyped I've lost all sleep, that's why!!! Still remains my favorite track, just... absolutely unrivaled buildup, beautiful instruments, and of course, AAAAAAAVEEEEE AAAAVEEEEE STEEEEELAAAAAAR. When I was obsessed with that track back then I of course could not appreciate the lore significance and how well in conveyed the absolute reverence, anguish, yearning and desperation for salvation from the 'stars', so now I love it even more. It is one of the best tracks in the game, it didn't need to be attached to an epic battle to be epic.

13. A cut content you would have wanted in the game?

God, how this is even a question? Of course, OF COURSE, what else it can be other than...... ARCHIBALD'S [EXAGERRATED LIP-LICKING]-

sdfhfhsghfsd okay okay but seriously now xD There is... a lot of stuff. Almost all cut content of Bloodborne is removed in such an elegant fashion that you can sort of still discover how probable it is it upon vague clues... as if it wasn't removed, but hidden (Rom gurl what you doin THIS time). The perfect example is Annalise's unborn baby whose mention was patched out very early after launch, but you can still conclude it from how both Annalise and Arianna lose melanin in their hair and from that bloody trail leading to Annalise's under skirt area.

(patched out and only saved via screenshots)

However, it is for THIS reason why a lot of cut content of Bloodborne is BETTER stay cut - because it creates a more challenging lore riddle! Isn't it more fun to deduce a lore bit using your own observation and analytical skills, instead of just being told what happened exactly? From Annalise's unborn baby to 'if there is Flora would not there be a counterpart named Fauna?', things better stay untouched and create a mystery!

But there is a different kind of cut content as well, and I am talking about…

( x )

I owe this discovery to @val-of-the-north , and also I believe @nymerias-wrath confirmed this detail (she tends to know absolutely EVERYTHING about cut or patched out content so I'd recommend asking her for any clarification you ever need). It sounds like such a good idea! I presume the lake refers to the one Rom is guarding, and again, a bird chirped to me that you'd end up in the upside-down Byrgenwerth. (I really need to gather more solid sources now that I am talking about it...) I still adopt it in my ideas and make it so that Moonside Lake used to be the portal into the rest of Byrgenwerth (and that's how Edgar found Micolash), but Micolash 'closed' it when Edgar had dick brain moment and spilled him the truth just because he was a simp -_- And sent some of the Shadows he had serving him as Mergo's "dad" as a bonus loool.

Not to mention I fucking L O V E Micolash's cut dialogue soooooOOOOOOO fucking MUCH. Just… everything about it. I am, in fact, not all too happy about how we only meet him in the "end" of his way, already fully insane and gone, when cut dialogue suggests he STILL has a struggle left within him, between his human side and 'madman that only cares for higher plane' side (Adeline moment). It was just… so tragic. Like… I get that after everything player been through, meeting him SHOULD have been a comic relief moment so the player recharges and still has emotional energy to care about plot's culmination… There was just no room for the 'betrayal sequence' I suppose? …except there was, and I think the devs could have elaborated Nightmare of Mensis more, make us see Micolash as a friend NPC that we go back to during Nightmare questlines, someone that grows on us to the point we see him as Doll v.2 (maybe he could even level us up too, or give us special benefits in exchange of Insight). So, instead of recharging player emotionally with hilarity (or annoyance, depends on how you feel towards Micolash's "battle"), we could have been recharged by the fake sense of peace and comfort, see him as someone interested in freeing Mergo just as much… and then HAHA LOOSER GOTCHAAAAAA. The only good thing about the decision to make him more plain is that 'traitor' is the fact that betrayal sequence is THE ultimate imba of Tumblr sexymen, and if he did betray us, he'd have even STRONGER grasp on the simps. o_o hoooo boy… There'd be NO survivors....

24. Share a fond memories.

I presume this must refer to fandomry? Because every single moment of playing Bloodborne is already a good memory. xD Hmmm... I already mentioned that time when I got an anon ask on my 'formal' blog, saying 'can we get random alfred hcs'? I felt extremely honoured that someone wanted ME to share the ideas about a character they liked, especially when back then I was just an awkward asocial lore person in the fandom and didn't pose myself as a writer upon request, or just a writer. It is because I cherish that moment of trust so much I avoid saying unflattering things about Alfred despite having grievances with the character. x) It was just such a good memory that I never get tired of bringing it back!

I also have a very good memory of a certain day. That day I was able to catch my coworker stealing money from the cash register (!) and attempting to frame me (!!!), using nothing but my amazing detective skills, so I was already pretty hyped. I was ranting to Val about it in a VC over phone on my way home. And imagine how much more joy and unhinged happiness I felt, when during VC I opened Tumblr and saw the ask celebrating that 'finally good Doll takes are picking up and people are giving her a justice instead of seeing her as gross sexual object and then claiming to love her'. I am paraphrasing but you must recall that one because you clearly got an ask from the same person xD Just... one "victory" layered upon another, and I've felt such intense mania and CHEER, that the raw power of emotions made that day a blinding, bright spot somewhere in the record of my life. This is what happens to a mf when they barely ever feel real happiness and just pretend to look alive. Maybe it was not a big deal in retrospective, but it made me feel DRUNK in happiness. ...so drunk that my response was not very nice and more like 'HAHAHAHA MFKING LOOOOOSERS WHO IS THE BEST LORE PERSON NOW HUH FUCK YOU ALL I AM FUCKIN BALLIN'' that I still feel a bit guilty about ^^"" But it was one of my best memories nonetheless.

Out of a bit more personal stuff, I'd say that you and @heraldofcrow are a very fond memory, and also @jarognieva . You guys sticked with me through everything, even when I started to genuinely spiral to my worst and fully embraced the prospect of you all being sick of me, you still chose to stay mutuals. Seeing you grow from a shy user to someone with very elaborate ideas and a lot of passion was an absolute delight. And I've got to see how much your art improved over time, and how Crow started to draw. I am just glad that I got to at least see you guys get better and make more friends and improve your skills.... (and seeing how much I rotted Crow's brain with overly specific lore bits when I saw her insane theory ramblings about Vilebloods AHAHAHAHAHA.) Like... just watching you guys was a great experience, getting to talk with you and to exchange the ideas is even more than I could have asked for, but I am very thankful.

Also, of course, my version of Rom getting FANART. I cried pathetic unloved kid happy tears all three times I received it. Two drawings were done by Saintmic and another one was done by someone else who is, eh, a NOT fond memory now, really.

Though honestly, Saintmic was a very good fandom memory as well. I once posted a very creepy, weird remark on Micolash as a character and how he'd corrupt people with his cultist brainwashing..... and after some time I got a reblog from him with even WORSE (/pos) take. I was so surprised to see someone having an idea more disturbing than mine. And it happened later too, when I proposed the idea of Micolash not harming fertile females specifically because of his gross obsession with women and birth, and he added that in fact it was more likely that he just used women for rituals (especially their menstrual blood) when men were just cattle. I am dead serious. The creativity and lore just... increased so much as we were exchanging ideas, my lore got so much better, I actually owe my ultra super fantastic and elaborate portrayal of Micolash to him as inspiration and someone giving ideas and honestly knowing Micolash's very soul. Honestly, you can play a game of 'guess how much of my Micolash lore I owe that guy' and you will lose because you probably not estimate big enough. Ya'll just don't know what it feels like to be a weirdo, to feel avoided and shunned even by fellow Micolash simps for "disturbing" and "not sexy" ideas, to question whether I am just spoiling a beloved character with my monkey brain and then meet someone who just hits a blunt and goes all: 'I smell weakness'.

Basically I've found my Stitch yeah. When you get 'the creepy kid' side-effect in the autism drawbacks fortune wheel, you learn to cherish such things </3

Thank you for the ask!!!

#bloodborne #ask replies #seriously though being a micolash fan with 99 Insight is an..... experience #i've met maybe like... two micolash fans that are on the same wavelength?#and the sad part is that /I/ am the bad guy here #i mean what can i say? 'you guys love romanticized version of mico and not the fucked up and twisted and callous person he is'?#like... i can't exactly make an arguement that it is a normal experience to love a man so vile and twisted he crossed beyond ALL morality #this is a funny back and forth #(can't tag saintmic because his blog is deactivated but he is always in my (nightmares) headcanons)#and in my heart (and also my nightmares)#(i mean what else you expect from the micolash person number one? it isn't called 'host of the nightmare' for no reason)#/pos #i still blush about that doll ask #i become such a despicable monster when i feel self-confident i should just stay in low self-esteem forever </3 #*starts to kin seluvis for no reason*#they did nerf micolash's character arc just to prevent the most powerful sexyman that ever lived tho #i am telling you

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Azalin Reviews: Tristen ApBlanc of Forlorn

Darklord: Tristen ApBlanc Domain: Forlorn Domain Formation: 547 BC Power Level: 💀💀💀 ⚫ ⚫ (3/5 Skulls) Sources: Domains of Dread (2e), Castles Forlorn (2e), Domains and Denizens (2e), Secrets of the Dread Realms (3e), Ravenloft Gazetteer Vol. 1 (3e), I, Strahd: The War Against Azalin (Novel)

Forlorn formed while I was a reluctant ‘guest’ at Castle Ravenloft. Neither Strahd nor I found anything of significance within. It was hardly worth the effort it took me to explore it. The name of ApBlanc’s Domain is quite fitting. It is an insignificant, pitiful land infested with goblyns and wolves with a smalls scattering of mud huddles that encompass what the peasants of this land refer to as ‘civilization’. ApBlanc dwells in Castle Tristenoira, which looms of the Lake of Red Tears. As overgrown child clinging to his morose demeanor, ‘Forlorn’ suits Tristen well.

It took nearly three and a half centuries for our tormentors to deem Tristen deserving of his own velvet cage. The reasons for their capture of us is nonsensical at a surface level, but an obsessive nature is at it’s core. To understand Tristen’s descent into Darklordom, one must delve into his past, starting as most stories do with his parents.

Tristen’s parents, Flora ApBlanc and Rivalin ApTosh, were the Baroness and Baron of a small fiefdom in Forfar - a land located in the Prime Material Plane governed and served by a Druidic Order. Their marriage was formed of love, a rarity amongst the nobility. Rivalin left to defend their land against invaders and towards the end of the campaign, Flora was informed her husband was slain in battle. Pregnant with his child, Flora took some solace in the belief that he would live on through their child.

Flora grieved for her spouse and when she heard a tale that he was spotted roaming the lands, she searched for him. Rivalin did die on the battle field, though not from a blade or arrow, but from a vampire who scavenged the fallen and drank the last drop of Rivalin’s blood. The former Baron rose two days later as a vampire and with his love for Flora still in his heart, he made his way back home to her. This, of course, is the romantic telling of this tale. The truth is centuries old, but vampires are, like many of the undead, creatures of habit. Was it truly love that guided him or merely a sense of familiarity?

Regardless, Rivalin told Flora of what he had become and she did not turn him away. He resisted the call to the blood for as long as he could until he began to sup upon his wife as she slept. Those small sips were not enough and in time he hunted the people of Forfar. A newly turned vampire is easy to track for even the most novice of hunters and Rivalin soon met his end at the hands of an angry mob. Upon witnessing her husband’s true death, Flora dramatically laid upon his body and cried out in grief. The people, seeing her pregnant state, were convinced her baby was tainted by the vampire’s curse.

Soon after Tristen was born the people of Forfar tore down Lady ApBlanc’s door. Mobs of individuals are never particularly logical and Flora escaped with Tristen through an unguarded exit while they focused on her front door. She ran to the Druid’s sacred grove and thrust Tristen into the arms of Rual, a Druid who was meditating there and pleaded with her to keep him safe.

Rual ushered the babe into the forest as the villagers descended upon Flora. She pleaded with them and explained how Tristen was a ‘normal’ baby. His flesh was warm, not cold and he had no fangs and his heart beat steadily in his chest. However, mobs rarely listen to reason and in response to her pleas, the villagers strung Flora up and hung her from a tree.

The Druids, wishing to bring balance to such an evil act that occurred in their sacred grove, bid Rual to raise Tristen as one of their own and Flora was buried beneath the tree she died on. Rual raised Tristen as a nobleman. In her mind he would eventually return to his lands and reclaim the ApBlanc fiefdom. However, her idealistic future for the boy was always shadowed by a lingering doubt of what he could become.

When Tristen turned 15 he began to crave blood. Conducting his own research, Tristen discovered he must be a vamprye, for he craved blood like a vampire but was, by all accounts, a living being. In time he gave into his cravings and fed on the beasts of the forest and one day Rual caught him in the act.

Believing he would face the same fate as his parents, Tristen attacked his adoptive mother while she was meditating alone over a sacred antler beneath the tree where his mother’s remains were laid. Rual reacted to the attack by stabbing him in the chest with the antler. In turn, Tristen overpowered her and drained her dry. The first human blood he had ever tasted, he did not realize something was wrong until it was too late. Rual had purified herself with holy water for her ritualistic meditation.

Believing he was dying, Tristen increased his fury against Rual and though the holy water in his system would have cured him of his vampryic nature, Rual cursed him as she died. “I beseech the gods to make you an eternal prisoner of this place, which you have stained with evil!” She shouted with her last breaths, “Let murder burn your veins with every setting of the sun and may peace never come to you!”

That evening, Tristen rose as a ghost tied to the scared grove. Upon the next day, he was a mortal vampyre once again, but still unable to leave the grove. Every evening he dies, his blood burns with a painful fire and he becomes a ghost only to return to his vampyric state the next day. He attempted to escape the confines of the grove by burning down all the trees that encompassed it, but as the last tree fell, he found himself unable to leave the area. So, he lived in what once was the Druid’s sacred grove for centuries, calling upon the wolves of the forest to bring him victims and treasures.

In time he amassed enough wealth to build an estate over the grove. There he married Isolt and with her had three children. The two sons died, mistakenly, by Tristen’s own hands. His daughter, Brangain, was imprisoned below the castle until she renounced her mother’s faith. According to Tristen, Isolt committed suicide by jumping off a high tower, but the puncture wounds all over her body indicate a more obvious reason for her demise.

The castle soon fell as servants died along with their masters. The people of Forfar shunned the place and Tristen did nothing but brood in his home for five decades until he decided to expand again. Claiming to be his own relative, a common vampire tactic, Tristen built up his estate into a castle. Tristen then claimed the land of Forfar as being rightfully the ApBlanc’s to rule and declared war upon the currently ruling family, the ApFittle’s.

A long, bloody war ensued, in which Tristen sought the death of every single ApFittle and their supporters. When Tristen executed the last of his rivals, a paladin named Andrew ApFittles, Tristen declared himself as the ‘absolute lord of his domain’. Perhaps appreciating irony, the Dark Powers answered him by drawing Tristen into Ravenloft and the Domain of Forlorn. His people became twisted goblyns though the Druids remained as they once were and tirelessly work against the ghost/vampyre.

Tristen is still cursed to dwell in the grove he died in and to die a painful death every night and every day he becomes a vampyre once again. After seven decades, Tristen enforced his will and control over the goblyns of his land and they now obey only him. He is quite formidable, having many of the strengths of a vampire but not all of their weaknesses and as a ghost is is nearly untouchable. He may be tied to Castle Tristenoira, but his influence extends throughout the Domain.

#raveloft #dnd #tristenapblanc forlorn #azalin rex #darklordreviews

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