incorrect quotes: spiderman across the spider verse part 4
Miles: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean.
Gwen: No, go ahead. I want to hear it.
Miles: It sucks.
Gwen: That's not constructive criticism.
Peter B : I'm usually that person who has no idea what's going on.
Kidnapper: I have your partner.
Miles: What? I don't have a partner...
Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spit in my face?
Miles: Oh, you have Hobie. Tell him dinner is getting cold
Miles: Where are your parents?
Miguel: What are parents?
Miles: That’s just about the saddest thing I ever heard get said.
Gwen: ....Thou shalt not marry each other, for thy art both sinful...
Peter B : I just wanna fucking marry Miguel!!
Hobie: If you get in trouble, I'm gonna be like... a lawyer to you. Ok?
Pavtir: Okay.
*later*
Miguel: Pavtir! Sit down on the chair, you're in trouble.
Hobie, whispering: Deny everything.
Pavtir, loudly: That isn't a chair.
Hobie: Why were you up yesterday until 3am?
Pavtir: How did you know I was up until 3am?
Peter B : We could hear you clapping to the FRIENDS intro every 25 minutes.
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Miguel looking at a mess both Miles and Dulce caused after a fight with an anomaly: This can’t get any worse. Can it?
Miles shaking his head no- scared of Miguel to death:
Dulce inspecting her mess with furrowed brows: Sure it can- just give me a minute.
Miles at the sight of Dulce holding a bomb:😳
Miguel: DUL-
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(Inncorrect quotes with SPIDERMAN: Across the Spiderverse part 3)
Miguel, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Hobie: Hey.
Gwen: Hi.
Pavtir: Hello.
Miles: Hey!
Miguel: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Peter B: We were out of Doritos.
Gwen: Quitting! It's like trying, but easier.
Miles: I think I mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart. (*queue Hobie signing marriage papers in the back*)
Miguel: Die.
Peter B: Please don't die!
Miguel: DIE!
Peter B: PLEASE DON'T DIE!
Miles, confused: Why are they yelling at a plant?
Hobie, watching while eating popcorn: They bought it together and Peter B wants Miguel to accept it as their kid.
Gwen: I know you love them.
Miles: I am not in love with Hobie!
Gwen, staring at Miles: I never said who...
Miles: *realizes*
Miles: Shit. Well, anyways-
Miguel: Where are you going?
Hobie: To either get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide on the way.
Gwen: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Peter B’*
Miles: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of God, Please be good.’*
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Hobie: Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they're a wide-eyed mess.
Miles: What the fuck kind of Subway are you going to?
Pav: Substitute teachers deal with so much shit.
Y/N: Guys.
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Dulce posing in her new suit Miguel made:
I’m a God.
Hobie who’s a tad jealous: You’re a teenage girl.
Miguel senses it and stands by his kid with his elbow on her head: You act like there’s a difference.
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Miguel O’Hara as things the ninja from Ninjago have said
only true ninjago fans will get these LMAO
@i-put-the-wit-in-dimwit @adorefavv @chessbox @daydreaming-en-pointe @darksidescorner @hoe-bie @hobiebrownismygod @jasontoddssuper @skullghoulz @sp1derw1re @spiderxpawz @the-cat-and-the-birdie @thecrowandtherose
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Miguel: *whilst sitting in a fridge* I’m sorry, I consumed the last of the deli meat. Cheese?
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Miguel: HOW am I supposed to strike fear in this?? ITS PINK!!!!!
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Miguel: NO, IT CAN’T BE!! NO, NOOOOOO
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Miguel: HeLlO My bAbY, hElLo mY hOnEy, hElLo my rAgTiMe GaaaaaaaaaL SeNd me a KIsS by WIIIIIiiire *does a silly dance*
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Miguel: *in genuine distress* wait, there’s NOT, GONNA BE CAKE?!
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Miguel: what look? I wasn’t looking-
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Miguel: kids? *panics* w-why would we have kids were not even married let alone-
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Miguel: YOUR FEET STINK!!
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Miguel: I’M NOT WEAK, THIS BUCKET IS WEAK!!! *kicks bucket aggressively*
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Miguel: I’M GOOD AT EVERYTHING ELSE WHY DO I HAVE TO BE GOOD AT FILLING BUCKETS?!?! “Go with the flow”, I’LL SHOW YOU HOW I GO-
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Miguel: WHAT?! YOU DID WHAT?!?!?!?!
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Miguel: *gasps* WE SHRUNK!!!!
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Miguel: *trying to imitate a stone warrior* BEQUEATH BEQUEATH BEQUEATH
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Miguel: now we’re assailants??
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Miguel: YOU BACKSTABBING NO GOOD EUEEAAAUGH
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Miguel: JUST CUT ONE ALREADY-
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Miguel: why won’t you take the flier?? JUST TAKE THE FLIER-
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Miguel: I have no friends…
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Miguel: WE REALLY NEED TO START LISTENING TO ME!!!!
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Miguel: and this is Peter, master of blabber
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Peter: you not freaking out, is freaking ME out!
Miguel: *going insane but weirdly calm about it* Peter baby…
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Miguel: NOT. SO. FAST.
Peter: …seriously?
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Miguel: and I can make a little extra if I do the human piñata.
spider gang: *confused but concerned*
Miguel: don’t ask
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Miguel: hey, I am NOT an airhead.
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Miguel: YOU’RE THE ONE WHO CALLED ME AN AIRHEAD!!
Hobie: uh no, it was me actually :)
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Miguel: I don’t even have pockets
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Miguel: SHUT IT MUSH MOUTH
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Miguel: if I ever get out of here, I’M GONNA BITE YOU-
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