[ kal • half elf • outlander • great old one warlock ]
"you wish to know more about me? alright. my full name is kalandyn. no surname. don't use it unless i say you can. i'm half drow and have lived in a forest on the surface with my father all my life. i have no idea where my mother is nor do i care. life was pretty peaceful. i became a warlock when my patron appeared to me after i read a creepy looking tome in an even creepier library. don't worry about it. i once spent around six months invisible. don't worry about that either. before i got snatched up by the mind flayers i had just woken up in a forest roughly three days travel away from home with absolutely no idea how i got there."
"let me guess, don't worry about it?"
"oh, no. i'm very fuckin' worried about that one actually."
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So… funny story…
I was watching TFA season 2 and I saw the pattern of “all spark fragment goes in thing; thing becomes new bot” and I thought
“Gee imagine if it went in a train, we could officially get Astrotrain. But wait, he wouldn’t be a triple changer…. Unless….”
And so Blitzwing now has a son. Enjoy!
Bonus:
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So. The graphic novel, huh.
The artstyle is pretty good, I can’t deny it. Joey’s design is beautiful, very dilf-coded. Buddy looks… young. VERY young. He’s supposed to be 17 in Dreams Come To Life but somehow manages to look 12 ? Plus, I don't know how to describe it, but he looks very...angry ? Upset ? I don't think his bubbly, awkward personality appears much in the graphic novel, with his gaze being very...severe. He just looks weird, like a 40 years old in a child body. And Norman… Deep breath. His design is…no. Absolutely NOT it. I didn’t expected much but I still managed to be disappointed. I’ll wait until we get to see Sammy and Tom (especially) before expressing what I think is wrong with these designs but… yeah. I’m so sorry, Norman.
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HoO is so funny to me when you actually think about the ages of all the characters. Octavian is 18. Percy and Annabeth are 16, almost 17. Reyna is presumably 16. Frank just turned 16, Jason’s about to turn 16. Leo and Piper are like 15. Hazel’s like 14 and a half, and Nico is 13.
The Death Sibs are both the youngest and oldest on the Argo II. Octavian is a college freshman getting into petty drama with a bunch of high schoolers. He gets told to shut up at one point by a random 8th grader. Everyone is scared of the 8th grader. We Sent A 13 Year Old To Superhell and he came back weirder, Just Like Middle School. TLH was just three high school sophomores being sent to do a task and it going Exactly Like You’d Expect. Percy’s the only demigod on the ship who can legally drive (though Reyna gets her drivers license at some point before TOA). What Is Happening.
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based off that one concept art post except it's only mikey because i'm too lazy to do anyone else :')
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