octazumi

[octazumi]

It’s definitely this whole outfit because what in the world are these colors. They don’t look flattering (says me who doesn’t have any fashion sense whatsoever)

Also I think wearing a cane for an aesthetic is also kinda silly of him (but you do you I guess)

Hiii! I would like to compile a list with all the housewarden’s strangest fashion hot takes, so could you give the good people one to see?

-🐀

(OOC: This will be compiled in a post if your consent is given, please lmk when you answer. Links to your account will be provided, of course!)

…And why should I do this? I never have any strange fashion choices.

#they’re so boring and they do NOT look flattering on him fr #I just wanted an excuse to hate on this clothing choice 😭 #I really hope I’m answering this correctly (or else I’m going to be sorely embarrassed LMFAO) #kazumi replies

[octazumi]

Cutie patootie/lh /j

Okay but have we considered that fae eyes do the thing that cat's eyes do?

#kazumi replies #sebek

[octazumi]

@/is-it-offwithyourhead and let the people decide

Dear Quartz,

I fear that you may actually like Azul, my proof is one of your liked things came on my home page and it was literally you and Azul getting married. Do you have a defense against this? 🤨

Errmmm where's ur proof buddy..... 🥺🥺🥺

#too scared to actually tag LMFAO #kazumi replies #does tagging that account make sense? #maybe it does #and maybe it does not #who knows lmfao

[octazumi]

@sebekzigvolt1

Yk I haven't SEEN the arugula but... Lilia did show me a picture of Sebek's grandpa last week during club hours and I'm JUST sayin...

… hold on let me text Lilia rq

[octazumi]

@floydleechrp @mountainloversclub

#kazumi speaks #I dunno I thought this was funny/silly #is it true though

[octazumi]

Happy New Year you guys!!

Make sure you don’t work at Mostro Lounge today because it sounds like a horrible shift (I’m sleeping in and you can’t stop me)

#don’t tell on me to jade or floyd pls #I can handle azul. but not them. #mun speaks: I’m sleepy but I got virtual kisses from my bf so I’m happy (still sleepy as heck though) #kazumi speaks

[octazumi]

This sounds scary so I’m not even going to ask

this you with Jade and Floyd? /j

I suppose so, yes.

@mountainloversclub @floydleechrp

#kazumi replies #jade

[octazumi]

Pretty pretty pretty :)

Malleus may be pretty too but I think you’re prettier!!

How does it feel to be one of the prettiest people I know?

- Kazumi ( @octazumi )

....Thank you, Kazumi.

That said, I'm definetly no match for Waka-sama!

#aww #the small thank you is so cute #kazumi replies #sebek

[octazumi]

HOW DID I RUIN YOUR LIFE-

#kazumi and Other Things That Ruined My Life: An Autobiography by mountainloversclub

#kazumi replies #jade #I can’t believe you this is so mean </3

[octazumi]

Obviously not.

Bro all of my inbox is just people begging for the fem Octavinelle to notice and marry them hey guys are u guys ok

#kazumi replies #quartz

[octazumi]

No <3

Bro hearing my mom say "Jade Leech" is like hearing someone reveal to your crush that you like them

AND IM NOT SAYING JADE LEECH IS MY CRUSH it just feels like that feeling like I have never felt so embarrassed in my life

#teehee #im such a silly little guy #kazumi replies #quartz

[octazumi]

Too bad you have to cater to the masses idk

We should have more azul art ngl like what are you doing not drawing azul

START DRAWING AZUL???

#you shouldn't accept my art because i genuinely have no artistic skills and make him look terrifying (not in a 'it looks like him' way btw) #kazumi replies #quartz

[octazumi]

Are you sure??

@mountainloversclub

Bro hearing my mom say "Jade Leech" is like hearing someone reveal to your crush that you like them

AND IM NOT SAYING JADE LEECH IS MY CRUSH it just feels like that feeling like I have never felt so embarrassed in my life

#the plot thickens #kazumi replies #quartz

[octazumi]

Quartz’s crush is Jade Leech confirmed??

Bro hearing my mom say "Jade Leech" is like hearing someone reveal to your crush that you like them

AND IM NOT SAYING JADE LEECH IS MY CRUSH it just feels like that feeling like I have never felt so embarrassed in my life

#kazumi replies #quartz

[octazumi]

I agree with Jade.

Draw him instead.

We should have more azul art ngl like what are you doing not drawing azul

START DRAWING AZUL???

#/j obv #you would not like to see the art of azul I have :D #kazumi replies #quartz #jade

[octazumi]

* volume of music subtly increases *

To that one anon that keeps flirting with Idia, I don’t know if you’ll see this but this is about you (so Idia can make a move smh/j)

(Floyd ( @floydleechrp ) suggested this and I thought it was hilarious. If you have a complaint, take it up with him. Idk.)

*clears throat, puts on music*

Percussion! 🥁

Strings! 🎻

Winds! 🪈

Words… 🎼

There you see her, sitting there across the way~ 🎶

She don’t gotta lot to say, but there’s something about her~ 🎶

And you don’t know why, but you’re dying to try

You wanna, kiss the girl 🎶

- Kazumi ( @octazumi )

NO NO NO NO I WILL NOT KISS THE ANON

SOMEONE SAVE ME

#kazumi replies #idia

[octazumi]

Tag him tag him

@blind0raven would you mind explaining the purpose of your gifts Floyd's having a crisis over here /hj /lh

- comb

IDK IF TAGGING IN AN ASK WORKS BUT I HOPE YOU DONT MIND-

PLEAS E PLEASE IDK WHOS FLIRTING WITH ME AND WHOS JUST BEING NICE I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND LAND GIFTING CUSTOMS

#im such a good influence #kazumi replies #floyd