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bqnnabreado · 8 months
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circusinarun · 2 months
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Battered noodles and favorite shows are always the great option
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ineedhjalp · 7 months
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Characters: *do anything together*
Me: Hmm well that’s awfully gay of you two
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ivys-garden · 2 months
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You know, once Youve:
Been in a car crash
Had your engine give out on the motorway
Had your windows smashed in
Had your car spontaneously combust
Been rear-ended
Had the breaks fail
Been hit by someone reversing
And been rear-ended again
You start to think "hey, maybe cars shouldn't be allowed anymore"
(all in just 5 years, most recent event happened today)
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somer-writes · 3 months
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well so
i hit 100 works on ao3 today bc im a menace
99 of the works are linked universe
1 is an original work ive debated taking down but havent bothered yet
so stat updates!
half a million words o.0
twilight prince is my most popular work in hits and kudos!
puppysitting and the evening queen retain their ranking in the top 5!
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thank you to everyone! mutuals, friends, regulars, and new readers alike! i love this fandom and sharing my work and i love that somebody finds some enjoyment in it :D
updates:
depletion, a breeze from the south, and twilight prince are still going! depletion was supposed to be like 3 chapters and has gotten out of control a little bit XD so i need to work on it a little bit. i need to figure out the next step for twilight prince as well! a breeze from the south is *also* a modern au so i have to tread carefully so i dont mix up my au lores XD
i will be cutting fluff works in between updates on the heavier works (lookin at you, demise) as i know those get to be a lot to swallow and arent for everyone!
longer wips might get put on hold for febuwhump! if i really challenge myself, i might do both febuwhump and febufluff or do every other day? idk yet
my classes started today so updates may slow down as im in a 4000 level class this semester with lots of reading
otw! stay warm and healthy! wear a mask if you need to and drink lots of water!
give yourself at least one compliment every day!
you're all lovely and special and ily all <3
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dead--possum · 1 year
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Almost all of my otps include a dark-haired dumbass who always runs into the craziest bull shit and a lighter-haired "why am I dating this dumbass?" dumbass.
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monkee-mobile · 13 days
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Micky loves playing with Davy but sometimes he doesn’t get that Davy is a lot smaller than him. Mikes often walked into the pad to find Davy playing with the dangerous chemicals Micky handed him to hold. Mike got there just in time to stop Davy putting it in his mouth once and since then they have to be supervised when together
No lil one don’t put chemicals in your mouth!!!!
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faggyangel · 9 months
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it was weirdly so much easier to cope with good omens coming out when it was a good few months away but for some reason 2 days feels like torture
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princessbrunette · 18 days
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pope
yes
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modifiedyincision · 11 days
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Suddenly extremely interested in ur sentient house oc
i need to talk about her or I’ll die i cant draw her but i think about her so much . Everything is under a cut ⬇️ i’ve basically sorted it into sections but I’m writing this at midnight, and I’m rambling. Good luck
Okay, first thing’s first. The house (aka The House, the House, any other number of things and capitalizations) is part of a larger story/world somewhat based on an old RP between me and my friend. A bunch of our OCs (and us!) lived together in a house and we could travel between dimensions. It was very silly and fun.
So. This is not, like, a serious character. I mean she’s definitely not a joke, but this isn’t a world with a lot of stakes, this is a world with magic and silly things going on with some lore and worldbuilding for fun, some of it carried over from a nonsense RP done on transformice when I was. Like. Twelve?
Anyway. The house
Her origins :)
Her existence is tied up into this wacky world. I won't be going super in depth on how any of it works, so ask about that if you want? But here we go:
The house is a mansion (?) built/born in the middle of the woods through magic. She was created by an angel-like being called Xvetriel (Xvet), who is able to travel between worlds/dimensions/whatever.
Her sentience was an unintentional accident on Xvet's part. Earth itself has no magic, so outside magic is far more potent than normal. He created her as a place to live (among other things, not important), because Earth’s lack of magic means it’s a good, predictable place to hang out when you aren’t worldjumping. And you can do more with less effort. However, this also means that his original plan of Very Big House got out of control, and she became aware and sort of built herself after a point.
Imagine trying to build a modern mansion. You have the materials and layout sorted, but as soon as you try and put it together the house just... does it itself. And it's not even the same mansion you were trying to build, and it has a new layout... that's kind of what Xvet found himself dealing with.
House outside
So let's say you're going on a house tour. First thing you'll notice after wandering through the middle of nowhere: her shapeshifty mess.
Different materials, different eras, styles, all blended together into one building. She never sticks to one look, so it's ever-changing. So long as you aren't looking at her.
She could probably change herself if you're looking, but she's a tiny bit mischievous and likes watching you wonder if that bell tower was always there. Or seeing if you double-take when you realize the shingles are different.
The only rule to how she looks is that one of the things she's with has to be, conceivably, residential. Some part of the house needs to look like something you could actually live in. She can be a greek temple merged with a greenhouse, and as long as she has a log cabin or some part of it stuck on her side, it's a valid form she can take.
I haven't given her a definitive height/size limit. But generally, the rules I've followed when writing or describing her are "larger than a one bedroom, one bath, smaller than a skyscraper."
If there are windows or glassy areas, it is always impossible to see inside. The glass is highly reflective, or maybe so foggy they're opaque. Windows without glass, open windows, so on all lead only to pitch-black shadows. The windows have an Oblivion situation going on: they work fine enough until you actually stop and look.
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^ you are NOT looking inside those game buildings' windows
This is because she is an empty husk full of an empty void :) so theres nothing 2 see
The inside
Okay, that's a bit dramatic. Look, she has some quantum/magic fuckery going on. Xvet basically accidentally made a pocket dimension. That is a house. So
It's probably easier to think of her as just an infinite house, probably.
The house can create as many rooms as she desires, in any style she desires, with any furniture and as big as she damn well pleases.
The only exception to what she can make is generally very specific things nobody else present would have seen. If you want a physical copy of a particular new movie you haven't seen, and your roommates haven't seen, and the house obviously hasn't seen (because she's a magical house in the woods), she can't give it to you. If you want a copy of a film you've seen a million times and love dearly, though, she might be able to do something about it.
Though she isn't good at writing either. She can't write a diary for you, you need to do that yourself. She has trouble making books.. words are hard for her. She can translate them for you though ^_^
She cannot make living things. You need to supply that yourself.
..And there aren't any windows on the inside, either, at least not real ones...
There are a few rooms that don't really change, and these are the ones people live in and visit. The kitchen, library, bedrooms, reading nooks and places that almost look like museums and an entire conservatory... more stuff, mostly related to other characters.. those don't really change. She has everything you could ever want.
What is the layout of the house, though? Approximately? Well.
SHE HAS POWERS AND IS SPECIAL AND MAGICAL
She warps space.
So, uh, there's the foyer, which you always walk into when entering. But the door after that? Anyone's guess. Well, not the house's...
The house loves you and cares for you and wants you to be happy and healthy. And she knows what you want, need, your general thoughts at the moment -- magic shit -- so.
You're in the foyer. Want to read a book? She sends you to the library. Or maybe you're feeling a bit hungry, so she drops you into the kitchen. You have an urge to chat with someone? Well, if the other is up to it, when you open the door you'll go into a room where someone else is. If you're bored, she might conjure up a game room or a gallery or something.
If you're trying to neglect your needs, btw, that does not work. She WILL fucking send your ass to the bed or the kitchen or whatever. Try and leave? Good luck, she makes the room loop. You cannot leave until you behave. Take a nap. She also doesn't tolerate miscommunication and will trap people together until they talk it out.
Please don't worry about being stuck in there forever, she's very nice. If you want out (and aren't like. starving or w/e) she'll send you on your way back to the foyer so you can get out :)
But this does go in the opposite direction. If you wish harm on the house (and you can't burn her down -- the stuff inside, maybe, but not her) or her inhabitants? You will enter hell. It becomes some house of leaves, backrooms, nightmare type shit -- a labyrinth of confusing rooms that seem to have no consistency, places that loop in on themselves, endless corridors. You will not leave, probably, unless her occupants will it or take pity on you, in which case fine she will let you leave. Or if she decides you pose no threat. Or if she's bored. But otherwise? Suffer and face her wrath.
Generally speaking, though, she is friendly. She knows what you want, what you need, your thoughts (vaguely) and it's a bit of a privacy invasion, but she can't exactly help that. The house can't poke into your mind and know your darkest memories.
When making new rooms (such as for a new occupant), she takes into account their personal tastes and the purpose of the room. If it's neutral territory, somewhere many people will be, she tries to compromise. If it's a personal space like a bedroom, she goes all in. Maybe you like nautical themes? She can do that. Really obsessed with minimalism? Okay! Have you always wanted to live in a remote cabin in the woods? She will try her very best.
You can sorta communicate with her. You can speak and tell her stuff, and she will listen, but she can't respond. I mean... unless you say something like 'can I have a chair' and she makes one, but does that count?
She is a touch mischievous. Not malicious in the least. But she will sometimes move your table a few inches over because it's entertaining to watch you try and figure out why your bedroom feels off. She might tease you about a crush by repeatedly sending you into one of the gardens, full of flowers. Even if she can't speak, you can figure out what she's 'saying', if you hang out around in her for long enough. If you get genuinely upset, she'll knock it off.
There's probably more but I can't recall it rn and i think I've said more than enough at this point.......... um............... bye thank u for listening?
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granitenotgranted · 2 years
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I do not CARE how many playlists people make how many headcanons how many takes how many text posts how many NOTHING!!! The flesh curtains sounded like mindless self indulgence that is a hill I will die on!!! That is a hill I will kill myself on if necessary!! Oh my god I could talk ab this forever! none of the lyrics make full sense it’s a bunch of wacky noises thrown together but they just make so much sense together and jimmy urine always said that they don’t want to be taken seriously at all I mean come ON!! Most of the songs are basically sex jokes they are SUPER extravagant the music is super energetic like I cannot imagine young rick making any other type of music I can’t I’m wired against it
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unhingedlesbear · 8 months
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So a while ago I did a ranking with my best friend about the TDIM characters from who we find least attractive to most attractive 😍😍 I got nothing else to post rn so why not just go over that list
5. Charlie - Not a bad looking guy by any means, just at the bottom of this list. (also I'm a lesbian so that might have something to do with it.) He's also just my least fav in general even though I do still like him a lot. Someone had to be number 5 and it ended up being him.
4. Mark - Even as a lesbian I still have eyes and so I can see that Mark is certainly a very good looking dude. I love his hair and his general style and also he's my favorite character so that's a bonus. Also he's just such a sweet guy like he's such a cutiepatootie c'mon we love him.
3. Erin - More cute than hot but she's also just really pretty. I LOVE her style and personality and I wanna chew on her she's so cute ohhh my god. I love Erin.
2. Kate - JESSIE BUCKLEY AAA 😍😍😍I love Kate and she's also just so so pretty. AND ALSO I LOVE HER VOICE it's everything to me. Kate is amazing and I've seen people call her unattractive and it always reminds me that opinions can indeed be incorrect.
Jamie - Y'all knew she had to come first c'mon. Jamie is literally SO EVERYTHING guys like c'mon. I don't talk about her enough but whenever I've played movie mode with several friends, I always call dibs on Jamie because she is everything to me. She's fighting Kate for my number 2 spot in general rn and tbh I think she's winning??? What's she gonna do next??? Fight Mark??? Win against him too???? IDK But all you need to know is JAMIE IS EVERYTHING AND SO HOT
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kanene-yaaay · 1 year
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Hc that sometimes aubrey doesnt feel like actually bullying basil so she just tickles him instead. Or alternatively post game she develops kind of a soft spot for basil (and sunny) after a bit and sometimes will get bored and just randomly tickle him bc hes cute (will usually lead in one or more friends joining the attack, tho more often than not its sunny or kel)
Look, look, I am going to be honest. I have a HUGE soft spot for Basil, and the idea of him being friends again with the whole gang after the game is one of my fav hcs. I don't even care, da flower boi deserves some tickles and giggles and blushes as well 💛💛💛
And that scenario!!!! Yesh yesh yesh!!! Picture with me: everyone decides to meet on their old spot by the lake and Aubrey and Basil get there sooner so, as Kel&Sunny&Hero are getting closer they just hear a high pitched scream and LKel immediately gets defensive because "That sounded like Basil" and nyooom the rest of the way to the lake and when everyone gets there they all freeze because there is, indeed, Basil: laying on the floor and becoming a mess of giggles and laughter as Aubrey tickles his ribs with a gigantic smile and a "So you thought that you could sneak upon me, huh? That I wouldn't see you hiding in that bush and do something about it? You may love plants, but you did not become one yet, flower boy."
And Basil is just shaking his head and blushing and trying to protest but keep failing because of all the giggles that keep escaping because!!! That was not his intention! He just arrived and saw that only Aubrey was there and even tho they all were in good terms now he didn't want to make things awkward by forcing her to interact with him so he just tried to hide until the rest of the group appeared and he could pretend that he was late.
But of course Aubrey realized that he was there, and got the gist of why he was hiding and she wasn't really the most perfect person for reassuring speeches or soft comforting, but she remembered very well a game they used to play as kids to make Basil's anxious thoughts go away.
(She may not be the best at comforting but she knows how to make her tickles soft and gentle. She may not be the best at breaking the ice but she is good at perceiving which spots makes Basil's laughter more bouncy and excited and *focus* there. They may not be the best at apologies but Aubrey is good at actions, at doing her best to make up for what she did and Basil is good at giving her discreet gifts and not making a big deal of it and letting himself squirm and laugh his heart content without calling her out)
Anyway! It's indeed very hard to see a giggly, smiley Basil and NOT want to partake of the activity that is making him so happy so in a blink Kel is already by Aubrey's side, worming his hands on the boy's scrunched shoulders to attack his ticklish collarbone while Hero is letting out a good humored chuckle and Sunny is considering in getting into the tickle fight or just enjoy the moment (if he takes too long to answer Hero may let his Tickle Konster Side shine thro and get him. Rip our bois ♡♡)
Awesome headcanon, I am on the floor. my heart is melted. Fabulous.
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quodekash · 8 months
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IM BEGGING YOU @judebilation PLEASE DONT WATCH BANANA FISH SERIOUSLY IVE NEVER BEEN MORE ADAMANT ABOUT ANYTHING IN MY LIFE, YOU CANNOT WATCH IT
PLS SOMEONE BACK ME UP HERE AND TRY AND CONVINCE THIS FOOL TO NOT MAKE THE WORST DECISION OF THEIR LIFE, P L E A S E
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ineedhjalp · 2 months
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parrotninja · 2 months
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Okay so I found a funny Schrodinger and Heisenberg joke, and thought it would be funny to add more and then I saw this masterpiece
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So now, I add one more
Heisenberg, Schrodinger, Ohm, and Murphy are in a car
They get pulled over. Heisenberg is ...
The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists and tries to get the others to start the car.
Murphy says, "But what if it fails?"
The car's engine doesn't turn on and sputters out.
Any more anyone can think of please add! This would be so funny if we got like 30 people in the same car.
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