I'd write an entire BoKris wedding fic just so that I could make Bojan say "There's a bomb at this wedding. Your butt. Your butt is the bomb, there will be no survivors" to Kris
If i dont reply to dms and asks its because im like that kitten full of milk image but instead im full of mental illnesses i hope you guys understand 🙏 i love all my mutuals like jesus loves his chidlren i prommy
Mike: Tallest. This is just fundamentally true. (I used to play around with the idea of Will jumping in height and passing up the whole party but buff!byers sniped that out so)
Lucas: He’s like 1 inch off from being the same height as Mike much to his annoyance and Mike’s excitement.
Dustin: He is proud to stand as the middle ground between tall and short.
Will: Somehow not the shortest much to his surprise. Everyone looks kind of mini compared to the other two though.
El: She’s actually pretty close in height to Will, maybe by an inch or two. Will thinks she might pass him.
Max: The shortest but she definitely gives the energy or the tallest friend.
i told swaggy this but i showed my mom a picture of de paul in those fuck ass braids and she said he looked like a white shemar moore in that one tyler perry movie with the bad lacefront braids 😭