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Terfs really think dicks are inherently weapons of mass destruction like??? What the FUCK are u saying lmao

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Jonny, I stumbled apon your blog on complete accident and it may have been the best accident of my life. I have but one burning question I must know-

What is your favourite animal?

Oof, what a question - there are some real bangers out there in the ol' animal kingdom.

As a kid I was very into tigers. Loved those big stripy fellas - my grandmother used to cut out pictures of tigers from magazines and present them to me in a manila folder when I visited. I never asked her to do this and didn't have any use for the pictures, but she gave me a lot of them.

Penguins are also up there - waddling around having a good time. Feeding time at the penguin habitat is always a highlight of any zoo visit. Sure, maybe they make houses out of their own shit, but who are you to judge?

Seals as well, especially when they're fully in orb mode. Just wobbly ocean friends!

Plus, if I'm down the aquarium anyway, I always make a beeline for the pacu fish. Big, dumb motherfuckers just swimming about like idiots - they bring me a lot of joy. Plus I recently discovered they have human-like teeth, so that's a win for team Your Nightmares.

Also sharks. Every week is Shark Week if you're not a coward.

In the end, though, if I had to pick a current favourite, the one that brings a smile to my face even in its crudest doodle rendition, why, 'tis none other than the humble crab. They come in a plethora of shapes, sizes, colours and flavours, and every one of them is just a silly little guy.

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I go by all pronouns now am i invited to girls night pleas eplease please please pl

#julian posting

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Guys my girlfriend is so pretty 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

#julian posting

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Kinda fucking with black coffee recently and i thought it was the drink people only pretend to like. But i get it now its pretty yummy. Even by itself tho i do like to sweeten it

#julian posting

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this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it

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the sleeeperrrrr

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some notes based on my travels

#HELPLESSLY OBSESSED WITH THE CUBE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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pathologic moodboard

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mistresses

#im going insaaaane these faces!!!!! #absolutely ill over the changeling's color palette #and her mischievous little face #this is real #op are/were you a fan of the moomins #yes its about those lovely noses

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> jonny sews this is a fact and i am right. ok? ok.

[ID: A digital painting of Jonny D'ville from The Mechanisms, sitting cross-legged and sewing a square floral pattern onto a navy jumper. His brows are furrowed in concentration as he works. The background is a deep blue space, with stars scattered around. End ID.]

#THIS IS TRUE!!!! he does!!!! its true

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My horny ass could never be a mechanic

#ME AS FUCK

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Help I thought about Drumbot Brian for too long 20 dead 15 injured 90 mysterioously missing after the octokittens were let loose

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Help I thought about Drumbot Brian for too long 20 dead 15 injured 90 mysterioously missing after the octokittens were let loose

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Help I thought about Drumbot Brian for too long 20 dead 15 injured 90 mysterioously missing after the octokittens were let loose

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Help I thought about Drumbot Brian for too long 20 dead 15 injured 90 mysterioously missing after the octokittens were let loose