badhockeytakes

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so you're not supposed to try too hard to score on them... but you must keep trying your hardest to prevent them from scoring? make it make sense

#this whole thing is just dumb #toronto maple leafs #hockey #nhl #bad hockey takes #from twitter #blue checkmark rule

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Sallinen had a superstar career. Henderson had a decent career and a big moment or two. just say you hate women and go.

#riikka sallinen #paul henderson #hockey #hockey hall of fame #no checkmark but he's a radio host with >10k followers i think he can wear this one

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"biggest statement game of the season"

against the flyers

with this guy in net

sure.

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some of us don’t like those ads either, greg

#fuck off man bettman isn't gonna fuck u #nhl #bad hockey takes #blue checkmark rule

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we’re choosing not to include the logo because unlike this guy, we know the difference between “racist” and “iconic and creative.” 

#blue checkmark rule #hockey #bad hockey takes

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Steve

well, we think Hailey said it best:

#hockey hall of fame #caroline ouellette #bad hockey takes #from twitter

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Zegras is a very fun and talented player, but man this ain't it. Seider's an incredible player and firmly deserves his win.

#nhl awards #moritz seider #detroit red wings #hockey #bad hockey takes #from twitter #calder

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venn diagram of people who think sports betting is a great way to grow the game and people with no moral backbone:

#bad hockey takes #hockey #from twitter #greg wyshynski #the gambling industry is evil as hell

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tell me you don't remember there are hockey fans outside north america without telling me

#'nobody' is a BIG generalization there buddy #from twitter #iihf world championships #iihf worlds 2022 #hockey #bad hockey takes

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is this a bit

#like SERIOUSLY are you JOKING bro #bad hockey takes #From Twitter #Toronto Maple Leafs #dallas stars

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kids these days, expressing personality? supporting their siblings? where will it all end!

#bad hockey takes #From Twitter #brady tkachuk #matthew tkachuk #flames #sens #nhl #hockey

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right. every knows you must be tall to be good at hockey. I mean, who’s ever heard of Martin St. Louis or Brad Marchand? Ted Lindsay, what a scrub. Johnny Gaudreau? useless. Cole Caufield? hopeless. 

#steve simmons is low hanging fruit but C'MON MAN #like bro #Toronto Maple Leafs #hockey #nhl #From Twitter

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“the only position i want to play is wife” - me, according to this guy

#bad hockey takes #hockey #From Twitter

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hockey moms, noted for their extreme lack of bias

reporters, noted for talking to hockey players for a grand total of 20 minutes every 2 days

everything about these tweets is insane

#from twitter #hockey #bad hockey takes #nhl

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“there are no fans of hockey, the sport” - man who definitely understands and can speak for all hockey fans everywhere

#absolute clown shit #From Twitter #arthur staple #blue checkmark rule #hockey #nhl #connor mcdavid #edmonton oilers #bad hockey takes

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because goals are literally the only thing that matter, right?

#even if you don't care about advanced stats look at the fucking plus/minus my dude #bad hockey takes #Toronto Maple Leafs #From Twitter #hockey #nhl #nick ritchie #zach hyman #edmonton oilers #boston bruins

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buddy we don’t blame anyone for not wanting to play in buffalo this year

#owen power #buffalo sabres #bad hockey takes #From Twitter #hockey #nhl