#and they dont realize what it'll be (and dont even think it's that serious)

[kalims]

he's a ten but he...

premise. sometimes certain bad habits of theirs make their overall rating just a tad bit lower—besides the fact that they keep doing it.

characters. dorm leaders

content. gender neutral reader

malleus (doesn't have a sense of space)

"look beastie, that flower is a native of ours,"

"I agree mal, but I didn't think you taking up the entirety of my seat will make me see it better,"

he blinks, then shrugs.

like i said, has NO sense of space.

if an average person would make an excuse to constantly be in physical contact with who they admire, then malleus is the complete opposite. well, not entirely but he doesn't even bother to construct an explanation as to why he's literally sat over your seat when you coincidentally get put in a table together.

if you start questioning him about it the most you'll get in a very outright 'because he wanted to.' it's not even one of those sarcastic replies he's 100% serious!

cause he believes there's no use in lying about things to be honest.. to further emphasize that, if he ever acts like he does hold fondness for you that surpasses the platonic meter but doesn't mention it he probably hasn't realized yet.

if he did he'd already walk over and bluntly tell you about it.

(I wish I could be that unbothered.)

lilia thinks it's the cutest thing though. you swear you see flashes of light for a split second from the ceiling but when you look up there's only a suspicious swinging chandelier.

^ totally has his own album full of pictures.

if malleus ever discovers it he won't even be disturbed, probably would ask for a copy 💯

since human lives, and their bodies are so fragile he'd taken it upon himself to protect you from harm. even if it means trailing behind you everywhere way too close for comfort, or standing a bees wing away.

while he is respectful most of the time, he's encouraged if you don't comment. if anything, he seems pleased you dont seem to be bothered! (and it'll get harder to tell him to stop when he's so happy the more you let it happen..)

"child of man, have you slept?"

*starts leaning his body forward, to squint at your eyes.* practically right in front of your face.

"WTF."

not even a warning or anything! but atleast he's concerned?

idia (won't even show up for anything and insists a 'virtual' date is better.')

user: where tf r u??

ghoul666: WDYM? at the dorm?

user: IVE BEEN WAITING HERE FOR 20 MINUTES

unintentionally stood you up 💀

you literally have to tell him that you're waiting for him to arrive at the specified area you discussed where your date would take place but would end up vastly irritated when he questions if you guys even did.

ghoul666: we do??

user: I'm taking my minecraft bed away from urs.

ghoul666: NO PLS

ghoul666: HELLO????

next time you log in minecraft it's probably because he begged you to play, you WILL end up seeing some kind of structure that probably took days to make. that's not even the entire thing cause the inside is entirely decorated to your taste.

in short: he constructed some kind of venue for a wedding.. even changed his skin to wear a tuxedo 😭

though he has sparked your pettiness, hence the ignoring him period. even you have got to admit that it's freaking adorable...

big sign, emphasis on please: Im sorry pls put ur minecraft bed back I can't sleep w/o u and I have to wait entire days for it to turn into morning :(

with what he's built you're sure it's 65% true.

if you do end up forgiving him, few weeks later attempting to schedule another date will only end up in naught.

ghoul666: can we not go there

user: 😐

user: you are testing my patience love

ghoul666: 😓 (he is screeching about the term of endearment part btw KABSJAJSAJA ortho would enter his room very concerned.)

ghoul666: how abt

ghoul666: mimic together? call

user: sighs

user: I'm only agreeing cause I want to spend time with you

queue more screeching from his end that you're completely oblivious to.

the only screeching you're gonna hear though is when you guys do get into call as you play, and it's mainly out of terror when his soul gets sent to the void ascending when the entity pops out of a corner and starts chasing him.

"I GOT THIS. ILL CARRY U THIS IS FINE" *screams again* but really wants to impress you so he pushes through.

unsurprisingly does carry you.

asks to match avatars right after (idia love languange)

vil (frets over you way too much.)

"vil, did you see the chocolate in the freezer?"

"oh, that? I noticed that you've already gone through the ideal number of bars this week so I took it upon myself to make sure you don't go sick on me,"

"I love you but please give it back—"

"I love you too, and no."

disclaimer: he does this for your own good 😜 (average mom excuse.)

looks out for you more than he does for his own dorm residents. everyone is wondering where he ran off to after class, especially since he's the one that scheduled the pomefiore meeting every fridays!

and to think he was the one getting irritated over the more newer first years for being late..

*shows up literally half an hour in*

why you ask? you simply shouldn't have texted him about abandoning your daily walk together through the gardens in favor of catching sleep since you called in sick (you're suspicious if crewel really did go in to check for proof, and not concern.)

vil's really feeling the absolute regret of not checking his phone during classes.. well, he only saw the message which was coincidentally sent like somehow ONE minute after the lecture started and he's only seeing it 59 minutes later.

oh you poor thing!! though the lunch break is short, he has about 5 minutes for a trip to the mirror chamber..

you'd think the 'seen' icon below your message was a weird omen for something you're not sure but it must be doom cause vil is right at the front porch of your crappy dorm. at his own expense?! looking more disheveled than you've seen him before.

if a few stray hairs was disheveled at all. more importantly, he still looked drop dead gorgeous!

you probably looked quite terrible with the blanket draped around your shoulders looking like you just crawled out of your grave, because he looked absolutely mortified at your state.

"oh great sevens.." he looked like he was faint, huffing and fanning himself with his hand. "look at you, why didn't you tell me sooner, darling?"

you blink, swallowing to make your throat less dry but your voice still comes out raspy. "I did, like an hour ago—" without your invitation whatsoever, he steps in. promptly shutting the door behind him (which surprisingly still stands sturdy.)

vil takes a hold of your shoulders before reaching his hands upwards to tilt your face around. "you should have sent earlier," he says. you keep in the comment that you were sleeping during it, and you told him about it during second period so.. "your face is so pale."

you sigh.

"yeah, I just saw. I know, I look hideous right now."

vil frowns at you, stopping to angle your face at him. "don't ever say that. I always find you beautiful even if you are.." he glances at you from face to toe, then back up. "sickly."

"... I feel offended."

"hmph, shush now. let me draw you a bath then I know something that will boost your system."

after much coaxing in his end, you reluctantly take a warm bath in the hopefully hygienic bathroom. true to his word, vil did... concoct something. though it looked pretty the random steam that flew from it was really suspicious.

the residents don't dare to question, except rook of course. who already knew what transpired! :)

epel: 😃 (atleast vil wasn't around.)

"roi du poison~ tell me, tell me! is the trickster well? have you cured them with your love?"

"rook, you have 5 seconds to get out of my face."

rook giggles away.

kalim (thinks money will buy anything, including your forgiveness.)

"here!" there's a suspiciously bright smile on his face as he hands you.. some keys?

you deadpan, jingling it in your hands. it weighs heavy than the average, probably because of the fact that it's literally made of gold. "... kalim what is this?" you emit a sigh, from suspicion and concern.

"a gift!"

"wait why does it say lot 111--"

as you can already, that was an actual, literal house. which you imagine would probably be a lots more grand, and new compared to your old baby ramshackle.

but you do love it despite it's love for falling apart at the most inconvenient of times..

fighting with kalim was rare but it was hard to even argue with him because the notion of disagreements are so bizarre to him that he unintentionally doesn't treat you seriously with your concerns, accidentally downplaying them aaaand now you're upset.

after the ranting to jamil about how you must be busy with a lot, since you haven't even talked to him in the past 2 days. all it took was a side glance to his friend in denial and jamil immediately knew.

"what do you mean they're mad!? D:"

"just.. go apologize, I don't want to get caught up in this."

if his definition of an apology is buying you an entire house...

( ^ it is btw.)

kalim really doesn't mean any harm. he just really wants to sate whatever anger you held for him <- maybe he's overthinking it but it's kalim so he's 99% sure it's his fault! even though it hasn't even been confirmed from your end he'd probably accept it whole heartedly.

he wanted you to talk to him again so badly that he wouldn’t mind showering you with houses... since your living situation doesn't live up to your kindness (sorry ramshackle love u xx)

you know what. he wouldn't even notice he's the reason you're upset at first even though he's been asking around on who put you in that mood. despite himself being the perpetrator but he didn't really know that did he?

the only reason he does is because he assumed you were just because you avoided him like some sort of.. cockroach! (he dislikes those.) and he couldn't take it anymore.

was probably 1 sec away from barging into your dorm which wouldn't take a lot of effort since one ram to the door would probably break it.

bless jamil for jailing all the carpets so kalim doesn't find them.

even if said carpets fling him off when he's riding them.

"kalim, why would you buy a literal house... and you also got a rare address paid--"

"for them! ;D"

"... you do know they'd be more offended by the fact that you'd try to replace that.., ahem. dorm, right?"

"oh... should I buy them a vehicle then?"

you only promise to forgive him once he takes back the keys, and the house entirely...

(grim begged you to keep it, 'house for him apparently.')

azul (keeps trying to offer you discounts thinking it's a good excuse to have you over.)

"I assure you. you'll find no deal better than this."

"I'm not even that hungry for sea food, actually I'm craving some--"

"you're in luck then! ahem, it's 26% off due to a special event for today."

pro tip: keep insisting to eat at other places cause he's gonna keep increasing the discount by 2% until you eventually relent. once, you made him go to the point of 75% off, it's almost hilarious if not for the fact it only worked once.

now he won't go last 50!

ahem. if you look closely you can almost spot tiny cracks accumulating with each denial you respond with, and each increase of his discount. he's grown to be wary about the bullshit 'lucky' promos you just happen to stumble on.

last time you did he practically lost a week's worth of the presumed income he's predicted cause you actually went around and told your first year friends about it... who.. in turn told some, other friends of theirs about it and you could guess.

love must hurt.. and unfortunately it's his wallet wailing.

but azul is not so easily swayed by this! for you have swayed him first! *wink wonk*

but azul has another trick up his sleeve... keeping on roping jade and floyd into it; whom are far too enthusiastic cause finally— something fun to do! someone to bother! not only have you got the most stubborn octopus having frequent suspicious 'deals' but here are his equally suspicious lackeys.

who keeps.. talking about fried octopus..

yeah, you're not sure if preaching about azul’s species is the job they were assigned.

they're fairly easy to point in the right direction anyways. the tweels have always associated you with the word 'fun' so just a little, friendly suggestion from and they were off to their merry way. mortifying every single person you come across with their sudden attachment.

one of their tricks? following you around. and just somehow, every single place you enter is just mysteriously full even though you peered inside and there was like 7 tables empty. what are they hosting? ghosts? spirits?

...

they do look like they've seen some though..

jade rn: "a shame indeed, you must be hungry. why don't we escort you back to monstro lounge?" :)

long story short you can't even reply cause the sleek eel is already guiding you around by the use of his hands on your shoulders. just to make sure you don't stray away from the destination, he says.

"didn't you say that yesterday's promo was like, a one day thing?" you quirk a brow, and you almost fool yourself into thinking he flinched.

azul clears his throat. "well—today is.. the month before you've graced octavinelle with your assistance—"

he praises himself for his quick thinking.

COME ON! it doesn't matter if you're sick of eating stir fried shrimp, or the butter one, or every single dish they serve that includes shrimp! (also do not mention that you ate somewhere else before you just decide to visit his dorm because that establishment just mysteriously got filed a non-legal business report.)

then you've got floyd chasing you around with a fork. which is more terrifying because he's holding it in a notion that would seem like he'd just stab down at you when he catches up with your little goose chase.

it's just.. you're not sure if your stomach could take another bite of the poor food he stabbed into, and is now chasing you around with.

you screech. "JADE PLEASE."

the man shrugs. "it's a free taste."

"AZUL."

"... only on a condition of course."

frankly. it took all the balls he had to actually sputter out the most simplest sentence ever, cause during the time he rehearsed that in front of his mirror it just plagued him with embarrassment but he's getting desperate.

'I'd like to take you out to dinner, somewhere else of course.'

actually, maybe obliterating any possible craving for the food of his lounge just might've been part of his plans to ask you out..?

leona (prevents you from actually being productive via dragging you down to 'nap' every. single. time.)

"I will literally fail if you don't let go of me right now."

"hmph. so what? it's not like failing a grade killed anyone."

"leona just because you've lived through a lot of fails doesn't mean I have to, we're not all rich enough to not finish school."

to which he'd retaliate that all you'd need is to marry him and you'd be set for life.

there is no winning an argument with leona when it comes to his naps. if he states that you're to be next to him as he sleeps, its final. no buts, no retaliations, cause apparently they're all invalid according to him even if you drag him to court.

rhetorically of course, that if its a comical court scene his only statements are; 'well you're wrong', 'who cares', and 'i dont care'. one way or another he's still gonna win you over and now you're fit snugly in his arms, lamenting.

and if crowley chastises you for not doing the errands (via leona's common interference.) the only thing you need to honestly do is to complain to leona about it and suddenly crowley has the kindness to forgive you for your 'laziness' then says something about enjoying your time together?

leona's work no doubt.

you suppose he does has its perks. even if most of it isn't exactly ideal.

if you're being smart then you should give him an ultimatum or something, or bribe him. but... that really has no guarantee to work either cause you're ending up defeated, or just defeated and flustered since he's somehow unconsciously flirty.

at the end of the day you can't really hate him cause the following day you find out he sent an already sleep deprived ruggie to do your work. 'so you can shut your fussing up and let me enjoy you.' he says, and you quote.

it goes something like;

"if i finish my work i'll stick by you all day."

a stready flow of confidence keeps your voice firm as you glower down at the blank-faced leona sat on the grass. he merely tilts his head, raising a brow at you and seemingly pondering from the way his eyes fly to the sky.

you'd think that maybe your plan actually worked but he merely grunts and flops backwards, holding the back of his head with his palms as he laid. and! he ignores you.

...this little greedy man... "why should i care whether or not you finish your work?" he huffs, like the evil, arrogant spawn he is but you can't really defend yourself cause said evil spawn bewitched you so much that you actually still like him.

"because you care about me?"

"...fine," he scowls, releasing a breath you'd mistake for irritation. "then, do you really think i need you to finish your work when i can just keep you right here?"

you sulk. "i'll do anything you want?"

he deadpans as if you said something stupid. "i don't need you to anything else but sit still and be pretty."

...

...

see what i mean about him eventually winning you over? yeah.

next morning there's a rebellion in savanaclaw about overworked residents and ruggie is the head of them.

"he said that he doesn't need you today." <- ruggie, steering you away.

"really?" <- you, confused

riddle (overthinks TOO HARD.)

“I'm just a little busy.”

“I understand,” riddle says.

“I'm just a little busy.” he understands.

“a little busy.” its just… a small thought…

“I'm just busy.” his mind is a hazard at this point. 

for someone as supposedly maintained as riddle—you'd think his mind is as composed as it is organized. like the pens you'd perfectly align in correlation to order of colors, or the neat pile of clothing folded neatly, tucked in some corner in your closet that is farther in since it's used less.

that's just how he is, or at least seems to be. a bundle of organized thoughts, every thought connected to another. a mind too clean to be going on haywire (when he isn't in a particular mood, that is.)

you're just busy. he thinks. you said it yourself, with that agonizingly nice smile that must be sprinkled with some kind of spell from the way it just eradicated all the protests in his throat upon sight. he isn't one to question it, he wants to help but not if you don't ask.

he can only stare with resigned acceptance at your insomnia induced eyes.

but when the curtain of darkness befalls night raven college, even in the comfort of heartslabyul is he still thinking about that thought–and he can’t help but wonder; why exactly are you busy? its not that he’s suddenly hyper aware of your lack of presence since you’ve been attached to the hip the previous week and now you’re just.

…busy…

riddle likes to think of himself as a level-headed, private person. like the boy he raised himself to be and therefore proud of. but its way past 10AM. which is usually the time he sleeps, and let me tell you that he’s never once broke the cycle for years. yet here he is, a frown of frustration present on his face as he wills his mind to sleep.

somehow closing his eyes felt forced, he immediately snapped them open once his mind decides to conjure an image of you even in the darkness his lids offers.

“THIS IS ABSURD.”

and the yell promptly woke up the entire dorm from the ferocity of his scream. (and of course gave them the flashback of their year.)

that night was one of the worst he’s ever had because he woke up with red rimmed eyes and a pounding headache that ensured his bad mood the rest of the day.

everyone noted to steer clear.

and he unknowingly steered clear of yours since you were ‘busy.’

“why are you sulking?” a voice queried, spoken as though they were eating something as they asked. a reprimand rises in his throat, but it all just dies down once his sharp eyes settle on you, slipping into the seat in front of him then raising a brow and the traces of irritation practically evaporates from his eyes.

he feels the need to cough–so he does. “i’m– i’m not.” he clears his throat, avoiding your eyes but still sneaking in glances, something he notes is that you’re still looking everytime he does. (and boring an unimpressed face because he knows you don’t believe him at all.)

guilt rises in his mind, because he feels a slither of annoyance and its the presence of pettiness that bothers him. riddle knows you’re not at fault, just his mind at convincing that you just somehow decided in the span of a day that you might not like him anymore–so he can’t help the bite. 

“why are you here?” a glance not intended to look mean.

“i thought you were busy.” he adds.

your brows raise, he spots your teeth holding your lips back from showing your grin and he feels warm. “what?” he hisses defensively, despite you not even having replied to him yet.

he leans backwards, straightening up in his seat when your chin leans forward, resting on your intertwined fingers. you flash him a smile. 

“mr. rosehearts, are you perhaps… sulking because i’m busy?”

“no!”

silence.

“no.” he repeats, weaker.

“well,” you continue, beaming. “i heard from ace that you were awake the entire night, and that you kept him awake too. are you alright?” 

he sputters. “it wasn’t because of you!”

you snort. “i didn’t even say anything about me.”

so you incline to following riddle around, poking fun at him and still trailing after the seemingly enraged red head because despite his angry protests, demanding you to go away because you’re annoying he keeps glancing back to see if you’ll follow,

so cute…….

#ㅤ◜◡◝ . . signed ! #twst x reader #twisted wonderland x reader #twst #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland headcanons #twisted wonderland imagines #twisted wonderland scenarios #twst fluff #riddle rosehearts x reader #leona kingsholar x reader #azul ashengrotto x reader #kalim al asim x reader #vil shoenheit x reader #idia shroud x reader #malleus draconia x reader #riddle x reader #azul x reader #kalim x reader #malleus x reader #idia x reader #leona x reader #vil x reader #gn reader

[erwinsvow]

i’m definitely projecting BUT i genuinely feel like shy!reader would have wavy hair and be so insecure about it (even tho it’s so pretty) so it’s always straightened but i just know if rafe saw it he’d fall even deeper in love with the girl!

oh 100%. lets project together angel why not. if you dont have wavy hair pls look away im sorry. but i do have wavy hair that i straighten all the time so ! you sent this to the right bitch

your hair, though you've been told so many times was pretty either way, is usually straightened several times a week, if not daily. it's easy to fall into the trap of preferring it sleek and shiny than the waves that were pretty for the first day, frizzy the next, and somehow constantly clashing with the outfit you selected for the day.

you thought straight hair was easier, looked better, went with everything. even if it wasn't true, you had bought into it for long enough, your blowdryer and flat iron your two best friends.

the first time rafe met you, your hair had been straight. it was that way on your first date, as well as your second and third, as well as every sleepover at tannyhill or early morning drive to watch the sunrise at the beach. he'd never seen your hair any other way, not realizing there was, in fact, another way for it to be seen, until today.

you and rafe had spent the first hour of the morning rolling around in his bed at tannyhill, working up a sweat, which then was washed off in the shower together. rafe gets out first, listening to his phone ring repeatedly in the distance. you finish up, washing your hair and turning the water to the hottest setting now that rafe wasn't there to complain.

when you walk back to rafe's room, he's on the bed, still on the phone. you try to dry yourself off and get dressed without giving him too much of a show, settling for one of rafe's old frat shirts and using another shirt of his to start drying your hair. he looks at confused, but you don't say anything, knowing he's still on the phone. you need at least a minute to explain cotton t-shirts and scrunching to him.

rafe finally hangs up the call with barry while you rummage through your overnight bag, realizing your flat iron and blow dryer were left behind on your bathroom counter, a result of finishing up your hair for your date yesterday.

"is sarah home?" you ask, looking up at rafe.

"don't think so. and didn't i give you a towel? why's my shirt on your head right now?"

"i forgot my hair stuff at home."

"oh," he says, walking back to his dresser and returning with something in his hand. "here." he hands you a hairbrush.

"what am i supposed to do with this?"

"you said you needed hair stuff. uh, you're welcome."

"i have a brush, rafe. i meant my dryer and my iron. do you think sarah would be mad if i used hers? is that weird, though?"

he didn't think it was that serious, but you look more upset by the second.

"what'd you need that shit for? we're not going anywhere until lunch. it'll dry by then." you stand up, taking the hair out of his shirt and trying to salvage whatever waves remained.

"i wanted to wear it straight for the club, though. my outfit, it looks better with straight hair-"

"huh?"

"and i didn't even detangle or use that conditioner, it's all at home. ugh." you keep scrunching, going to the mirror and taking a look. rafe follows behind you, eyebrows knitted in confusion while he takes a piece of curly hair between his fingers. it's pretty, the way it falls around your face and certain pieces are curlier than others. you look pretty like this, though he's sure you look pretty any which way.

"how come i didn't know your hair's like this?"

"um, i like it flat. do i have to go to the club like this?"

"i like it. s'pretty. c'mon, leave it."

you turn to face your boyfriend. like everyone else, he's just saying it to be nice.

"will you take me home to grab my stuff? please?"

"if you really want it, kid, but i think you should leave it," rafe says, bringing his hand up to your hair, stroking the pieces by your face, twirling a wave around his finger. "c'mon, for me?"

you hesitate, looking up at your boyfriend.

"but i wanna look nice for the club."

"the fuck are you talkin' about? you always look nice."

"but it's not as nice. it's messy. i like it-" rafe interrupts you, bringing his hand to your jaw the way he always does, squeezing tight but not too tight.

"stop. it looks nice. stop overthinkin' it. got it?" you nod. "s'nice. you should wear it like this more often."

"sure. whatever you say."

"that's right."

#btw is this the same anon who sent another ask in the pink font? my pink anon? #also im so sorry if this wasnt what you wanted its just what came to mind ! #rafe cameron #rafe cameron x reader #shy reader

[actualbird]

marius: My boyfriend just called to tell me he's eating an orange he found in a parking lot and I'm now realizing we're going to have to have a discussion about "found ground food".

luke: it's an orange! it's---there's a protective peel around its entire surface, so the fruit inside is fine

marius: it is NOT fine, you dont know where that orange has BEEN

luke: where it's been?? what do you think the orange did?? go dumpster diving? swim in the gutters by itself?? it's an orange, it cant do anything but be an orange

marius: doesnt mean that you should just EAT ANY ORANGE YOU FIND

luke: hey, i want it on record that i would not eat just any orange, like, like if i saw an orange at a crime scene, i obviously wouldnt eat it---

marius: you wouldnt eat it because of the hygiene or because it could be evidence?

luke: the latter. BUT MY POINT STANDS. im eating this one

marius: YOU ARE AN INSANE PERSON

luke: it probably just fell out of somebody's shopping bag, it'll be fine! ive ingested worse poisons back during NSB training to build resistance against chemical substances!

marius: just because youve survived worse, doesnt mean that thats your baseline of putting things into your DIGESTIVE TRACT

luke: blah blah blah im marius and even if im not a doctor im gonna sermon my boyfriend about some totally harmless found ground food---

marius: first off, your 'me' impression SUCKS. second off, "FOUND GROUND FOOD"??????

luke: you dont understand. leave me alone. im angry at you now. hmph

marius: ARE U SERIOUS

luke: sorry i cant hear you im having a moment with this orange

#luke eats the orange and stays 'mad' at marius for a grand total of 7 minutes #marius just massages his temples the entire time luke is eating the orange #tears of themis #mariluke #marius von hagen #luke pearce #asks #anon

[hymn-of-muse]

With Your Permission

A Percy De Rolo x Reader, Featuring Vax'ildan as your brother!

requested by the amazing @syth-de-rolo

"It'll be fine." Taking a deep breath, Percy did his best to convince himself things would go well, keeping his composure. But in truth, he was a nervous wreck.

It was super simple, it should be easy, he went over what he'd say a million times, but still he was almost sure it wouldnt go how he'd thought.

Standing outside Vax'ildan's room, he took one more deep breath, raising his hand and lightly knocking on the door. At this point it was clear to the party how much you and percy loved each other, even more so obvious to your brother, who'd already opened the door before percy could even finish knocking.

"Ah-Hello four eyes, did you need something?" he asked, chuckling a bit at the fact that they surprised each other.

"yes-" percy cleared his throat and adjusted his glasses, a bit out of nervous habit at this point. "i wanted to ask you something, its a bit important, if you dont mind me taking up a bit of your time."

Vax's eyes shifted past percy, over his shoulder towards...Keyleth's room, before he shrugged and stepped aside with a nod to let percy inside. "alright then, freddy, what is it?" he asked, still using nicknames.

"well..." percy started, stepping into vax's room and going over the question in his head once more as the door shut behind him. "you see...I'm thinking of asking (name) to marry me-"

a noise came from vax, almost like he had nearly just choked on air. "wait wait, youre what?" he asked, a bit surprised by the sudden announcement of percy planning to propose to his sibling. "dont you think vex would be better to speak to for advice on things like that?"

"well no, you two are closer. and its not exactly advice im looking for. Vax'ildan, I'm asking for your blessing to marry them." Percy clarified, already feeling embarrassment rise up as his face got a little pink. "if its alright...With your permission-" he tried to reiterate or rephrase what he said but stumbled over his words.

"I got it Percy." Vax stopped him. "I honestly should have expected that to come from you, but you still managed to catch me off guard." he chuckled.

vax making the moment a bit more light hearted somehow did not ease percy's anxiousness over things. "right well...i just wanted to be sure everything was alright with you, seeing as youre siblings and very close at that, and i value your opinion." he started rambling again.

"Percival." Vax stopped him again. "You don't need my permission to marry my sibling, you both make each other very happy, they love you, anyone with eyes can see that. So of course i'm alright with it, my friend and my sibling getting married is more than fine by me."

Percy let out a breath he hadn't realized he'd been holding this whole time. "thank you."

"of course." he placed a hand on percy's shoulder, his face going from a smile to a more serious look that immediately brought back percy's nervousness. "but know that if you hurt them, de rolo, i will hunt you down and make your life hell." like a flip of a switch vax's smile was back. "not that you'll need to worry about that, you make them very happy, i'm sure they'll be overjoyed at your proposal."

"you really think so? I'm not even sure they'll say yes." percy admitted, ignoring the threat he just got from Vax a mere second ago.

"Well I am, i know they love you. especially with all those looks you both keep giving each other when you think none of us are looking." he teased, nudging percy's arm with his shoulder, successfully embarrassing the gunslinger.

"yes we...thank you Vax'ildan." percy gave a small smile. "I'll stop taking up your time and let you get back to trying to sneak into Keyleth's room." he teased back as he headed out, leaving vax-who thought he was being smooth-flustered and stammering to try and come up with an excuse.

#percy x reader #percy de rolo #percival de rolo #percy de rolo x reader #lovm x reader #tlovm x reader #crit role x reader #fanfic blog #fanfiction blog #fanfic request #fanfiction requests #reqs open #critical role x reader #legend of vox machina #legend of vox machina x reader #the legend of vox machina #the legend of vox machina x reader #x reader requests #x reader fluff #x reader #fluff warning #x reader fic

[skatingbi]

Yeah im...gonna expand on my Ace lives AU more bc im drinking that good ole copium :')

Too lazy to make this gramatically correct so accept my random word vomit!

At marineford, luffy is screaming for a doctor or literally anyone who can help ace. He knows ace isnt dead, he cant be, because he promised. A brother doesnt break promises. By some miracle, him, ace, and jimbei escape to Law's ship because hes there and a doctor. He offers to help the three of them.

Neither luffy or jimbei question it. They drop in and jimbei, being the least injured, helps law get them to his operating room. Luffy refuses treatment until Ace is at least stable. Law is not nearly willing enough to put up with luffy but he gets to Ace first anyways. After maybe 10 hours (or more, lets face it ace was a fucking mess) Law emerges and says ace is stable enough to where he wont die on the spot. He cant guarantee his survival though.

Thats enough for luffy. The shock and adrenaline from Iva's devil fruit powers catches up shortly after and he passes out.

When Luffy wakes up, its a few weeks later. Ace is still in a coma, but Law guarantees that Ace is stable enough to live through it. He forces them both in recovery by resting, and Jimbei looks after luffy at the request (orders mostly) or Law.

"No extreme activity, strawhat. I mean it. If you open up your wounds again you will die." Law states plainly.

Luffy still runs away. This time its still the same PTSD flashback but with so much more anger. Ace lived but barely. How is he meant to be the pirate king when he's so weak. Thats when Jimbei steps in just like in the canon storyline, telling him how he's clouded by what he cant do and instead needs to focus on what he can do and who else he has with him. Luffy breaks down then, and jimbei lets luffy hold onto him for comfort. He recognizes that he's just a kid. He's been traumatized so much in only a few months and he's figured his childhood was pretty rough and thats added to it as well.

When jimbei talks with law privately about this, law agrees. Theres not much they can do since they dont know luffy well enough, but they give him space to heal while also making sure luffy doesnt hurt himself. Jimbei is tasked with watching luffy, just as he promised ace he'd do.

So lets fast forward a few more weeks and Ace wakes up. Ace is in a lot of pain. Like, a lot. But he reassures luffy he'll get through this. When luffy tells ace whats been going on, his older brother looks so serious and he hasnt seen that look since they were kids.

"Luffy, promise me one thing," Ace says with a firm tone leaving no room for interruption, "Promise me you'll never, and I mean never, hurt yourself like that again." And when ace finishes talking luffy cries again.

"I will, I will, Im so sorry Ace just please dont leave me-" And ace hugs him as best as he can in his condition. Luffy promises. And now ace can rest easy as an older brother.

When luffy goes with Rayleigh, Ace has to stay with law on the ship because he's unable to be relocated. Luffy only relents when ace promises not to get hurt, and law will take care of him. Law tells luffy that ace still wont be able to move much for a long while, maybe even a year. But luffy is okay with that as long as Ace is alive and well. He'll get stronger so he can protect ace just like how ace protected him.

So the timeskip happens. Law drops ace off with luffy and they board boa hancock's ship to go to sabaody archipelago. The entire sequence with the imposter strawhats is kind of the same except for when ace nearly blows his cover to kick their asses but luffy stops him.

"Theyre not worth your time, ace. Plus, I really want you to meet my nakama!" is what he says after he realizes theyre imposters. Ace is stunned by luffy's rare show of maturity and listens. He still complains, though.

When they arrive at the ship Luffy is thrilled to meet his nakama again and i think it'll be fucking hilarious for them to meet ace because what if the military says ace is dead in the newspapers? I mean, theres no way he survived, right? Luffy just took ace's body to bury it. Thats the story they put in the paper and luffy doesnt correct them.

So, the crew are like "hey luffy whos your friend?" and luffy is like "oh thats my brother!" and ace removes the hood of his disguise to wave.

"WHAT!?!" is all thats heard and chaos breaks out. Because what the fuck? Ace is dead??? Or he was but now hes here???

"Nah, they just wrote that because i shouldnt have survived, but here I am!" Ace replies and laughs at the crew's confused and stunned expressions. So when ace says he's sticking around with them, they just nod. Nobody really protests. Its surprising, but they know Ace would die for luffy and they share that sentiment as well.

#I will be writing more. #I need this au to cope #one piece #portgas d ace #monkey d. luffy #ace lives au

[y0urnewstepp4r3nt]

Trying my hand at the shovel talks. However, I really don't know how to write and can't stay in one point of view. So sorry about that it's probably annoy but enjoy.

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Dustin and Mike

Steve walked into family video expecting to takeover for Keith and spend the next 5 hours being bored out of his mind. What he didn't expect, however, was the little shits bursting into family video as soon as Keith left.

"Steve we have to have a serious talk with you."

Henderson, of course it was, and Wheeler.

"What. What's so important that you barge in here for?"

Henderson had the nerve to look at mini Wheeler like he was already done with Steve.

"Well Steve, we're here cause you can't keep it in your pants and are now dating OUR DM. So if you screw this up like you did with Nancy and he gets sad we suffer. Don't hurt Eddie or we'll kill you."

Henderson just nods agreeing with Wheeler.

"I'm not gonna hurt him chill out."

"No Steve. Mike has a point, you're a resident heartbreaker in the worst way! You can't hurt Eddie because then we suffer aswell and maybe you need to realize that! When you hurt Eddie you'll hurt us. This isn't one of your hot girl dates that you dump with no consequences Steve!"

Before Steve could even open his mouth they had already left. Leaving him to think about what they said and if they really thought he was going to break Eddie's heart. Maybe Mike meant it, but maybe Dustin was just giving Steve a shovel talk first then he was going to Eddie's. That has to be it right? I mean they thought of each other as brother. Steve shrugged it off and continued his ghosttown shift, waiting for Robin to start.

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Robin

"Ohhh Steve-o! Guess who came to save you from boredom!"

Robin walked in and slammed her hands on the front counter.

"You'll never guess what happened today. Tammy freaking Tompson came and gave a speech about how much the school helped her achieve her Nashville dreams!"

That was definitely something, a Muppet preaching about her Muppet voice success, iconic.

"And you made googley eyes at her the entire time cause you love her muppet voice."

"Oh my god Steeeve! I tell you one time and you never let me live it down. Anyways before you head out as your best friend I have to tell you to be careful with Eddie because sometimes you move to fast and he might get the wrong idea and be hurt."

She's started rambling so Steve cuts her off, feeling a little hurt.

"Rob, I know it'll be fine I won't move too fast he won't get hurt. I'll see you tomorrow yeah?"

"Yeah, yeah good see you later dingus drive safe!"

Steve waves and walks to his car frowning. Did he really seem like someone who would hurt Eddie? Robin had a point, he would probably freak Eddie out with his loud love. Maybe he should have thought about that, months ago, before Eds asked him out.

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Lucas & Max

Steve was walking up to Eddie and Wayne's trailer when he heard red yell his name and give him a come here gesture. So he turned and jogged over to her and Sinclair. It'll be quick anyway.

"What's up Red, Sinclair."

"We just wanted to let you know that when Eddie feels sad he likes to play music loud. Like at max volume. So if you break his heart just know you'll have to face us."

"Jeez guys I'm not going to break his heart why are you so intense about it"

"Steve if your going to break his heart wait a month until the break so we dont fail."

They both ran back into red's house as Steve started his walk back to Eddie's trailer. At least they said if? That's gotta count for something right, after 3 other shovel talks, if seems pretty optimistic. So Steve walks into Eddie's trailer a little less energetic then when he first got out of the car, but it's fine. He'll be ok.

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#steddie #eddie munson #steve harrington #stranger things #robin buckely #robin and steve #dustin and mike being lil shits #my attempt at the shovel talk ficlets i see #we dont talk how the first three parts shrink #i dunno if i should write more #i kinda want to add more to make it have a happy ending i dunno

[iceheap]

So it turns out that people are actually active her in Tumblr when it comes to the Aphmau fandom so wassup okay here's the thing.

I'm a veteran aarmau shipper. I know he messed shit up in MCD but I think that's the writers doing shit not Aaron's fault specific so uhhh hmu in the asks if y'all wanna hear my headcannons or rewrite or whatever. I've seen a few people around doing little rewrites and whatnot so I figured I'd do mine while staying true to the aarmau aspect. As much as I can anyway.

So yeah rewrite aspect 1: Aaron's cold and quiet and snappish because he's greiving, not because it's his personality. Give him a healing arc. THEN have him catch feelings. He's upset he's caught feelings. Wow, being in love is shit, fuck this.

Denial. Heavy denial. I'm not in love. Nope. I'm just learning how to feel emotion's again, yeah that's totally it lol haha

Anger. Wow I'm such a shitty person. My wife and son are dead while I'm over here pining over this random really pretty and smart and intelligent and of equal status to me girl who's a lord and understands my struggles. I'm such a bad person. Fuck me.

Bargening. It's fine! I can be a little in love, I just won't say anything! It'll go away if I avoid her. If I push Laurance and Garroth her way, she'll choose one eventually and I won't be in love anymore!

Depression. She's never gonna love me back. I'm a fuck up, why would she love me back. I don't want her to love me back, I'm just damaged goods, whats so special about me anyways.

Acceptance. I'm in love with her. I won't tell her because I don't want to be in love with her. I'll be happy with whatever guy she chooses. This is a passing crush and it'll go away, and even if it doesn't, that's okay.

They move in toghether. He makes her breakfast. He holds her hand when they go to and from their little training feild. He teaches her how to whittle wood.

Aphmau herself is less passive than in the series. She's serious and stands up for herself more, less of a damsel in distress, and he makes her laugh with sarcastic quips and quiet jokes.

Aaron knows how to knit and tailor. He used to in his spare time before everything went to shit, so he starts making Lilith Garnet clothes. He makes Aphmau a beautiful flowing dress for every day wear with leather accents to add on as armor and Aphmau treasures it greatly.

He can't cook for shit.

He only builds half their house because he's stupid and has no self preservation and almost breaks his back when he falls of the roof like a dumbass.

He finally wears a shirt after soneome gifts him one, having realized he doesn't wear one for the asthetic✨, it's because he's poor af and lost his mind to the lust for revenge and wasnt thinking of functioning for a while there.

He actually gets help when he breaks Garroth out of the Irene dimension and doesn't sacrifice himself for no fucking reason.

Garroth is salty but they learn to get along.

One day Garroth is like at least you treat her like a queen and Aaron is like wym and Garroth is like bro y'all are dating wym wym and Aaron is like we are. What.

He asks Aphmau and she's like Aaron you make me breakfast, do all the chores, kis my hand good night, every night, tuck in OUR daughter, make me breakfast in bed, and run our finances. I thought we were in a queer platonic relationship at least. We don't have to date if u dont want to but yeah I kind of assumed.

Aaron's like well shite. Did I accidentally seduce my crush. Wtf happened. What is happening.

They defeat Shad as a group toghether idk. Aphmau isn't Irene because that plotline and reveal was STUPID. She's a decendant of Irene and nothing more fuck all y'all.

There that's my Aaron. Hmu if u want more of him, might post more anyways because fuck man they did him so dirty.

#aaron lycan #aarmau #aphmau #aphmau mcd #minecraft diaries

[lightadarttomendyourheart]

ive had this picture of who you were in my head for so long, a perfect picture. and most times you've made me like you more and more and the picture has remained perfect, but after amsterdam you changed that picture. i no longer think you're perfect and i know you're not, no one is, but that's really affected me.

the way you get so bothered by little things really bothers me. i'm such a positive person and i dont let little things get to me, and i thought you were the same, but you're not. the smallest inconvenience can set you off and tbh i just really dont like that. i know you're not perfect but idk. and the way you behaved at anjunadeep. i dont even want to talk about it, but it really altered my perception of who you are. and i know it's just part of getting to know each other because we really don't know each other like that, especially not in our bad moods. it's just the hotheadedness that threw me off so much. you're a nice person and i never thought we'd have a conversation or fight like that but we did. and wrapping my head around the fact that you're not exactly how i've always thought you were is what's bothering me the most. that that's a part of you. i hate it. i don't ever want to have a conversation with you like that again but i know we will. its inevitable. and i can't tell you this. i can't tell you i thought you were different and now i'm being proven wrong and that's what hurts the most. i dont want to tell you i'm worried about having fights like that again because i'm just scared of being hurt.

when we talked today i finally started almost feeling normal about us again. i know it would be so much easier if you were here. we could talk it out or just spend time together doing nothing and that would help me get over it. maybe its bad to say but you missing me so much and telling me and saying how much you like me and all that is helping. i switched to avoidant attached real quick. and i think you also made me realize, maybe you do like me more than i like you. or maybe i'm just more levelheaded about us. but either way, it's helping me get over it. idk how long it'll take me to fully get back to 100% like i was, but i hope i go back before xmas. i just also realized how young and immature you can be. you haven't lived life on your own, you've never had a serious longterm relationship. you've not had to deal with a lot of serious real world stuff that i think actually makes a big difference. you're kind of just a boy in a lot of aspects and realizing that is also putting me off. and again, i can't tell you that.

and i can't bring myself to return all the affection you're giving me. telling me you have jamie withdrawals and missing me more than last time. i do miss you, but if i'm being honest, it's not that much. not until we chatted today did i truly feel like i wanted you here with me since i've gotten back. maybe i just need more time and more space and i'll be myself again.

#personal

[taikanyohou]

I wanted to add onto what you answered yesterday to that anon that even with the unfinished released chapters we have of Hemp Rope, WinTeam are still in a stage where they mean a lot for one another but haven't really defined their relationship so I feel that that feeling is maybe being translated on screen (which is good screen writing). As in, they haven't said "hey, you're my boyfriend, we're dating" but they know that they're definitely treading that line and that it goes beyond casual hookups/FWB.

I don't think they're in a frame of mind as of current to view each other as boyfriends due to their insecurities: Team still thinks that's just how Win treats everyone and Win has insecurities of not being wanted long term, but I think with the drowning incident coming up, it'll start getting really serious and it'll make both of them realize that. It'll push them into accepting their feelings for one another and help them work through the insecurities.

As of this last episode, I don't think they're boyfriends nor do I think they think of each other as boyfriends (and I'm extracting this line of thought from what Win said in the next ep preview about not wanting to be in love or whatever). I think next episode will start the foundation to them being able to admit to themselves that they love each other, albeit little by little and seriously now.

Its pretty murky, still, what their relationship to one another is, but the near death experience/witnessing it will make it clear.

hiiiii anon!!!!!

no i agree with everything you say here! i dont have anything more to add!

#faiza answers

[ingenio-academy-if]

Can you give brief summaries of the ROs personalities and their romantic routes please? Thanks!

Hello! thanks for the ask! I am more than happy to provide that information, however, before we start a quick PSA.

I reserve the right to change any of these statements that I'm making in this post. The game is in early development, I am still learning new things about my characters every day! Changes are to be expected.

Are we all good on that? okay? okay.

This ended up not being brief at all...

Zane:

When you were friends Zane was a calm, loyal friend. A bit blunt and doesn't have the habit of smiling at strangers, but he was kind and mischievous.

Now he is simply cold. Angry, Very tense. He will not go out of his way to help you out, and honestly, he'll be mean. It all comes from a place of hurt though... and well, something else too.

His romance route is all about forgiveness. It's going to be a slow burn with some delicious tension once you've broken through the initial hatred he'll feel towards MC at the start of the story. But afterward, it'll be a tender love that the two of you will need to navigate together as plot shenanigans happen.

It will be easier to romance him in the poly with Aimé.

Evander:

Evander is aloof, he makes it very clear that he has absolutely no interest in being here. He doesn't really want to be in this class! But, he can't go against his father. He is a bit socially dense, having a hard time understanding the subtleties that happen in communications with other people. But he loves being right, and you will catch him smugly smiling whenever he is.

His romance will be tension, he obviously wants you but something is holding him back. Goes out of his way to be meaner because he doesn't know how else to push you away. Entering a relationship with him will reveal a childish side of him that he hides from others. And it will help him realize that hey, maybe he shouldn't just give up on himself and those around him.

Aimé:

Aimé's whole theme is love. They love fiercely and hard, they crave softness and understanding. They don't want to be alone yet find themselves somehow isolated in the school. They also don't speak of their past, how they got turned into a vampire, when. They can be pretty airheaded, but they're so so SO polite!

Aimé's romance will be sweet and cute, they will be happy to have you around. There's just one problem. Their fanclub, and well society too since vampires are thought to be evil bloodsuckers but lets focus on the real issue. Actual people will try to stand in the way of your blossoming relationship, and you need to come to terms with the reality that dating an immortal might get... tricky.

Nova:

Nova is a go-getter, a top-grade student, with that you'd think that they're the serious type. But no! They're pretty bubbly, they love interacting with people. But most of all, they love being in charge and they love a good challenge. If your mc gets popular, she might view them as a threat, which will excite her a lot.

Nova's romance route will be a whirlwind romance, you can start it off quickly and she is all-in almost immediately. She will try to treat you well but issues will arise that are connected to dating a werewolf. She will be a jealous and slightly possessive lover.

Kane:

Kane is weird. They are happy to see you before you even know who the hell they are. They treat you like an old friend who they haven't seen in years, a person that's important to them. Yet if asked they dont reveal why that is. Something about them isn't right, they want to get close to you, but for what reason?

Kane's romance can be a whirlwind romance, similar to Nova, you can start it off early and then have all the secrets revealed when you are already in deep with Kane. Or, you can slow it down and learn the truth before being in a relationship with them, but after you've started having serious feelings for them. Kane's route will have many secrets, and suspicious behaviours, you just need to decide if they're worth it.

#ro ask #ro zane #ro evander #ro aimé #ro nova #ro kane #ro info

[the-s1lly-corner]

Fluff alphabet w/ knubbler (remake)

Remaking this because skimming through the old version some of my hcs have changed + I wanna get back into writing for mtl while the rot is here... maybe I'll do some other characters (winks)

No queue we die like men (I'm inpatient and wanna post mtl NOW!!!!(.. quickly realizing why I dont do long posts like this on mobile anymore. Not proof read we die like dethklok fans

Bonus prompt ♡ is PDA

Notes: reader is GN though this is mostly focused on general knubbler hcs

CWs: edit

Attraction

I would say hes a bit shallow but I'm a dickface shipper/j, serious note I think depending on circumstance he can overlook surface level stuff if you're charming enough! I mention in the original post that I think he enjoys feistier folk; outspoken and ready to dish it back if its tossed at them. It keeps things interesting even if it can get frustrating at times. Needs someone with humor, though

Bonding

He tries to make time for you when hes not working, he usually takes you out somewhere. Usually dinner or to the mall- hes bit materialistic and he doesn't mind spoiling you. Music fanatic, listens to everything and looooves listening to some of the stuff you're into, most definitely dissecting it too thanks to his career

Cuddling

Average older person body type, a bit on the cooler side temperature wise. VERY handsy when cuddling most of the time. Prefers to be big spoon but would not object if you turn the tables

Dates

As mentioned he spoils you, so going somewhere nice (and a bit pricy) is a common date experience. Flirting and innuendos aside, dates also double as a catch up thing for you. Again due to him working hard a lot of the time to keep up with his career

Emotion

Hes pretty level headed, though seeing him getting frustrated or annoyed isnt an uncommon occurrence. He has a pretty normal threshold when it comes to bullshit in the day to day- does get a little more emotional if hes under the influence, its just hard to guess which emotion it'll be until hes drunk

Family

Hes not interested in having children, for the most part. Hes had those fleeting "what if" thoughts, but anything more than that? No. That being said I do personally headcanon that he has siblings, who might have children of their own. Rich aunt knubbler supremacy/j

Gift giving

Again, he spoils you. A lot. He can afford it thanks to working with dethklok, and that's assuming hes not also producing for others. Even if hes not giving you something significant, hes sending you roses to remind you you're his

Harsh

He can get short when hes angry but he does try his best to reel himself in and try to find a solution, and depending on the context willing to compromise so both sides are satisfied. Naturally hes easier to work up if hes stressing out. Prefers to go to the side to cool off if things get too intense

Injury

Very similar to the old post, he reacts accordingly based on the nature of your injury. He can be a little insensitive to it, though, but like.. in. a "oh we have different pain thresholds and I kind of forget that" kind of way

Jealousy

Oh this man gets jealousy with a capital J. Want a quick way to get him worked up? Make him jealous. I mean don't becahse that's kind of shitty but. You know. Depending on the context and how the relationship as a whole is going hes either going to toss you to the side or play your game- has the "I didnt lose you you lost me" mentality, kind of gets nasty with it if you really fuck things up

Kiss

Lots of kisses- quick and light, or deep any passionate. Any kiss is a good kiss- tends to favor your mouth of course! Loves being kisses on the cheek

Love language

Guys I don't think I said this yet but he likes buying stuff for you/j

No serious notes, he listens to you. You're someone he can just talk to, no having to worry about your job or your reputation. Just talking. Hes a good listener, actually. Physical touch is another way he shows his love. Not even just sexually; reassuring and innocent hands on the shoulder or a hand steadying you on your back when you're faltering. Things like that

Marriage

Similar to having children hes never really thought about it. He doesnt strike me as the type to settle and commit to something long term, even just having you long term as a non-spouse is a change for him. He might warm up to it one day, he might not

No

A quick dealbreaker is if you put his career in jeopardy. Hes worked way too hard for this and hes not going to let it get wiped just like that. Not even necessarily getting him fired, just interfering in any negative way can put in a lot of tension

Oddity

Goofy ass laugh. Laughs at his own jokes, most of which being bad or corny. That's not even touching on his sexual innuendos. Horrid. Tomato tomato tomato

Petnames

Naturally he calls you babe and baby. Hon and honey are thrown in there every now and then. Oh he would definitely use dumber names in passing, partly because he unironically thinks they're cute and because he likes seeing your reaction

Quiet time

Well I guess it defeats the purpose of this segment being called "quiet" time but that idea earlier of the two of you just sitting and enjoying music together and analyzing it sounds nice. Outside of that the two of you can sit in silence doing something on your own. Life can get hectic, especially when one or even both of you work for dethklok

Risk

He takes risks, calculated ones though. He thinks about the pros and cons of everything before acting, and if it would be better to do it than do nothing if the outcome doesnt look too good. But that's in the context of himself and his work. But with you? Unless you're dying or in danger he tends to play it safe even if he can still come off as a douche every once in a while

Shh

He has his healthy share of secrets. Nothing wrong with that, privacy is important. If he needs to tell you something that he thinks you should know, he will tell you when its appropriate

Tunes

Maybe its because I'm going insane over these songs, and I hope you can forgive me for not linking them but:

Modern day cane and mx sinister

Both by IDKHBTFM. Less of a "you guys listen to these together/it reminds me of knubbler x reader stuff " but because the songs kind of remind me of him in general/I feel hed listen to these

Upset

He tries to work through things when hes upset, but he does separate himself from the situation if it gets too much- whether it be to keep him from saying or doing something hes really going to regret later or because he just can't deal with it in that moment

He offers to listen to you when you're upset, he tends to be unbiased so he can offer a good solution if that's what you need. He does try to spare your feelings but get ready to sometimes hear what you dont want

Wedding

Valentine

Roses, candies, and a reservation to some fancy place- something higher quality than the usual. Definitely the type to try to initiate intimacy on Valentine's

If it DOES happen, hes going all out. Maybe it's the fact hes rich and famous and he can overindulge a bit, but an expensive wedding is likely. It may not be huge, in terms of attendants though. Just friends and family

Xray

Hes gotten very good at reading people over the years so good luck trying to act normal around him if something is going on. If you seem avoidant about talking, he does try to drop hints that you can talk to him

Yearn

Oh this man yearns, both innocently and not so. He copes well enough between the times you are apart or see each other less

Zzz

Snores in his sleep. Has a long routine. Sleeps like a sickly Victorian person; on his back, head tilted backwards, arms sprawled across his torso. Primarily sleeps on his back, though, maybe you can cuddle into his side

Bonus prompt ♡

Looooves PDA, always holding you in some way. If the setting is professional he will keep his hands to himself. Does not mind showing you off, either

#mtl x you #mtl x reader #metalocalypse x you #metalocalypse x reader #dick knubbler x you #dick knubbler x reader #knubbler x you #knubbler x reader

[wujico]

i havent texted my girlfriend today. cant bring myself to do it. im going to end things soon, so that they dont have to deal with me any longer. what am i supposed to say, when theyre two stars away from grace... and im just me.

i want to hate them, so that it'll be easier once i do what i need to do. but i love them so much, more than anyone else. theyre the only one i have in my shit city.

i hope they hate me. i hope they gossip about me and its only bad things that they tell. i hope when they think of me they only feel resentment.

i hope im the villian, when they talk about what we once were. i hope when i finally end it all, they talk shit about me to their family. we have a mutal friend group... when we break up, i hope our friends hear their part of the story only.

i hope they hate me and i hope they make everyone else hate me as well. then i'll truly be alone.. but its okay. because i deserve it.

its better than them loving me, because i cant be loved, when im i like this.

i wrote this ^^^ then decided to text them. it wasnt dry per say but just... distant. they asked me if i knew about their new animal jam oc that they've be drawing (i did, because of their pfp which changed on most platforms) but i said no, cause i just want hear them talk. i love how pretty they look when talk about their interests.

but well... apparently i was the last to know. they said, "oh i thought i told you." I care, obviously, that i wasnt the first to know (jealousy issues and all that).

Maybe it would have been nice to at least have a snipet of their work when they were drawing the multiple drawings of him.

its been like that since we started dating though; their friends get first priority. their discord group is the first to get spammed. i wonder what its like, having a group of irl friends who actually like you for you... ill never know that feeling, not since my old toxic friends.

but ive gotten used to being second, im nobodys first, its whatever. but i wanna know things, even about my girlfriend. but theyre not being forced to share things like that, its just me. its who i am. i am so unlovable, i am so unapproachable.

its definitely my fault, that we cant talk about things anymore. i want to blame it on my depression. i want to blame it on my autism and need for space. i want to blame it on my uni classes that keep me at the school from 9am to 8pm most days. i want to blame it on my insomnia.

but those are exuses for how shitty of a person i am.

thats why im breaking up with them. because i cant even be enough to hear about their interests without it feeling forced. they deserve someone more, someone better. i dont love myself, but i love them, even then i dont think thats enough.

why do i have to be like this?

i just wanna be someone's first choice. just once. but nobody will ever choose me, so ill close myself off and push myself away. slowly...

not even 🍀 realizes yet. sometimes i go distant and shut off, but we're both like that. i wonder if hes noticed that i never vent anymore, or talk about anything serious. i wonder if he analyzes my discord status as a cry for help instead of a simple song lyric. i wonder if he can read past all the fake happiness through capital letters, emojis, keyboard smashes and exclamation marks.

ive been pretending ive been getting better, but thats been far from true for a while. sh doesnt even work anymore. i only wish for death now.

🍀 left me before. three times. once, it was because i was needy. the second time, i wasnt enough for even his boyfriend- he chose his boyfriend over me. the third time was the worst, but thats a story for another day.

he always apologies and says hes sorry; i say i forgive him, because i dont want him to feel guilty. he left me for a reason, its cause im an unlovable person. and i do forgive him, how could i not? when hes the person who gives me life? getting that text message that he wanted me back was literally like a dream, but i didnt and still dont understand why he would take me back. i dont think i deserve a third chance.... who knows

i forgive him. i cant be mad at anybody anymore, i cant find it in me to care. but im still hurt by it. im scared, too. im scared im gonna wake up and he'll be gone again.

im selfish, but im scared when he mentions his friends... how pathetic right? but its them who told him to leave me all those years ago.

maybe it'll be best this time though. if it happens a fourth time, he has to believe them right? i hope they make him hate me.

but ill pretend im okay for another day.

- ji

(1 / 16 / 2024)

[mourningwithmagicians]

an update

it's been 3 weeks, here's an update.

i'm dating someone (seriously.) my friends know about him. my parents know about him.

the big anniversaries are done. the only one coming up will be the dating anniversary and the break up anniversary. i deserve to move on.

i am sad but i have moved on in that i am ready for a serious relationship. you know what does hurt is that i'm not sure if i am loveable. i'll never trust in love again the way it was with the past. i like myself so much. i love myself so much. but i don't know if i see the appeal in myself to others. i'm just waiting for the other shoe to drop. for him to see me in all my ugliness and flaws and see if he'd want me even then. why does he want me? i'm really not sure if i am wantable like that.

i'm writing this now worried about if he'll ever see it and if it'll make him realize i am damaged goods. i still deserve an emotional outlet so i am writing it and posting it for the public to see. i don't want him to see me for the sad person i am on the inside. not sad because of the break up but just sad because i am depressed and still learning to accept love again and accept that someone could love me again.

could he truly love me for me? all of the flaws? could he hold me as i am crying or would i ever even have the capacity/capability to cry in front of him? honestly i hope not.

when will i open myself up fully? am i open now? is this open? am i capable of accepting and giving love? giving love, yes. i'll give love to anyone who i think deserves it. but that doesn't mean i'll get it back. which is okay, i could live with the 'tolerate it' kind of love. sometimes i think it's all that i deserve.

is that all i deserve? the guilt is setting in so hard. i feel so guilty for moving on. like i dont deserve it. like i dont ever deserve love again. i know i do, but a part of me doesn't feel it.

i am trying SO hard. i don't wanna lose this. this is the first semblance of what could be something good for me in ages. i don't wanna fuck this up. can he sense my desperation? if i lose him, oh well. i don't have much left to lose. i'm giving it my all.

i said that last part like i don't care, but the truth is i care SO much. i'm scared of rejection constantly. i'm scared that he'll realize i'm nothing but damaged goods (ew i hate that term but it's honestly how i feel) and like a bag of wet flour and realize there's better things out there. i do think i'm great, but i can't imagine anyone else seeing me that way.

this is a dumb post. im sick and staying at home with covid so maybe it's making me say things like a big dummy.

god, bless him and his family and keep them all safe. i'm ready to move on. please give me a happy ending. they lived happily ever after with 2 babies and true love. i know i don't always deserve it, but i sometimes do.

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My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

this show is so fucking funny. the winchesters are the only family ever that held the neurotypical child in a worse light than the very AutDHD one. “because i didn’t wanna bow-hunt or hustle pool because i wanted to go to school and live my life, which in our whacked-out family made me the freak.” like that’s hilarious. i just KNOW dean was getting a 60 or below in every class and his dad fucking loved him for it but sam gets straight As and Bs and his dad couldn’t give less of a shit. dean has never completed a piece of homework in his life but sam would always do his AND get it in on time and their dad discouraged sam’s way of thinking because he liked it better when they slacked off. dean’s only friends were other warriors cats kids and they were only friends for like a week because he was too weird even for them. sam made friends with or at least was acquainted with most of his classmates and that was seen as bad because he had less time to hunt monsters. literally magical.

6 notes - Posted July 10, 2022

#4

sorry for theaterposting but the the general impression i'm getting from the rtc fanbase is that not a lot of people like or agree with the idea of noel catfishing mischa but i for one am super on board with it. i think it's hilarious.

think of your high schools soundcloud rapper (there's at least one of them). you don't know him that well and he's got goofy ass rhymes and he's just a funny character. now imagine your school and town are small and insanely boring, and you're the only gay guy there. you're bored as fuck and one day on youtube you see one of this soundcloud rapper's videos in your recommended and you think "hey, wouldn't it be funny if i pretended to be a hot girl and trolled this guy?" so you do and it's funny and you keep it going for a while because what else do you have to do. then it's been a couple months and you realize this guy is super serious about this relationship and you don't want to end it because you're still having fun, and also because deep down you know it'll hurt him and you've kind of gotten to know him. he ends up proposing to you and you don't know what to do so you say yes and you guys are having cringy google translate internet sex on the regular and he starts talking about saving money to go to ukraine where you don't live to meet you and you realize there's no way to get out of this without him getting hurt. you're vaguely considering faking either your death or your catfish persona's death because you love drama. then you go on a choir trip and the guy is there so you do what you usually do and reply to his texts whenever he's not looking. then you fucking DIE and you're like, this sucks but at least i don't have to deal with that fake online relationship i got myself into.

and then you look over and he's there next to you.

7 notes - Posted December 11, 2022

#3

izzy hands is so workingclass bitter prolegirl mindsick cripplerage.

10 notes - Posted November 28, 2022

#2

honestly from now on im considering it a hate crime to think of zoro as straight. and cis for that matter.

13 notes - Posted April 25, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

i love ruining zoro for dudebros. you dont understand him like i do. i know that hes fat and trans and autistic and gay and mentally ill and disabled. but even more importantly i know he likes math.

14 notes - Posted July 6, 2022

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[mytheoristavenue]

How the MHA Boys react to you coming out as Non-Binary

(Y/P) = your pronouns

(C/N) = chosen name

(D/G) = dead gender (I hope that's the right term)

(D/N) = dead name

(O/G) = opposite gender from birth gender. (Ex: born fem, now masc.)

Bakugo:

Bakugo was at first quiety suprised by your confession, to an extent that you thought he may be disappointed or even angry at you. As you turned away, he caught your wrist, holding it firmly before you could fully leave his reach.

"So...what do you go by now?" he ask quietly, his gaze averted.

"Well...I want to start going by (C/N), and I'd really appreciate it if you'd use (Y/P) for me from now on?" You replied, still uncertain of your boyfriend's feeling towards the matter.

"Could I still call you my Eternal Flame...?" he asked, timidly.

"Of course you can, Babe." Bakugo chuckled softly, cracking a grin, before wrapping his strong arms around your waist and lifting you up into the air.

"I love you, (C/N)!"

Midoryia:

Midoryia slowly set his dumbells down onto the gym mat as he processed what you'd just said. He stared at you witha blank expression, his 'deer in headlights' demeanor beginning to make you uncomfortable. You looked away, ashamed of your confession. 

"Well..." he began, finally breaking eye contact to rub the back of his neck and nervously glance up at the ceiling, wanting to word his repsonce very carefully. "I just don't see why anything has to change?" he asked, almost wincing when he heard himself speak. "Not that I dont care! I do care! I-I just, does that mean we have to break up? Do you not like b-boys anymore?" Deku was more confused than anything else and his rambling was just making him more anxious. 

Gently you approched him, cupping his cheeks. "I'm not breaking up with you. I just wanted you to know so you understand that your not dating a (D/G) anymore. I want you to be okay with that."

"Well, I love you, and I don't care what gender you are." he smiled weakly at your gentleness. "By the way, what is your gender?"

You chuckled a bit at his confusion and lack of knowledge of the topic. You were thankful that he was accepting never the less. "Well, my pronouns are (Y/P), and I'm going by (C/N) from now on."

"But you're still my Honey Bunny, right?"

"Always."

Kaminari:

Denki blinked at you, mind blown, grease dripping from the chilli dog he held in mid bite. "Non-Binary? Like...ones and zeros? I don't speak binary code." You snorted at his dead serious responce, before breaking out into a full belly laugh. He blushed , setting his food down and looking away bashfully. "W-Well what does it mean then?"

"Non-binary means neither male, nor female. I don't identify as either gender."

"So...you're an it?" he asked, his head cocked to the side. 

"Well, I perfer (Y/P), but I guess that's kind of the concept."

"Well," he sighed, shurgging, picking up his dog again. "As long as you're sitll my (D/N), that's fine with me!"

You cringed a bit, but remembered to be patient with your boyfriend, knowing this will take some time. "Actually, I'm your (C/N), now. I don't really want you to call me (D/N) anymore."

Denki pursed his lip with a bubble in his cheek, deep in thought. "I respect that, I admit, it'll be a little hard to remember that, but it's the least I can do for you!" 

Sero:

Hanta cocked a brow at you, sitting across form you at dinner, on a private balcony at one of the nicest restraunts in town. "So?" He asked, shooting a pang of disappointment through your body. Detecting the hurt in your expression, he sighed, standing to his feet, before extending a hand to you. You took it gingerly, allowing him to pull you out of your chair. 

"I had hoped by now that you'd realized that a love like the one I have for you goes far beyond the bounds of the limits of something like gender." he smiled gently at you, pulling you along with a slight sway of the soft music in the background. "Did you really think I'd care about your identity? You're beautiful inside and out, no matter what pronouns you use."

You blushed deeply, entraced by your boyfriend's words. Sero had always been spiritual, and you felt a little silly for being so worried over his reaction, but you were still so releived to be so well received. "By the way," he cooed, pulling you into a gentle waltz. "What am I going to call you from now on, Amor?"

You grinned, blushing deeply. "(C/N), (Y/P)."

"You got it, baby."

IIda:

Tenya had deffinately needed time to himself to process your confession, and you had been very upset with him the last few days. You thought, for sure, your relationship was over. That is until you opened your second story dorm room window to find your estranged boyfriend standing on the grass, a fist full of pebbles and a bouquete of flowers. 

"Tenya! what are you doing? Why didn't you just knock on my door? Or answer any of my calls or texts?" you hissed, annyoed and tired. He blushed a bit, rubbing the back of his neck, he had deffinately seen this in a movie. 

"Sweetheart, I just had to tell you, I'm so sorry for my distance, I had no right to run away from you when you confessed your gender to me." he announced to the night sky, and surely to the rest of the dorms on your side of the building. Now everyone was going to know your secret, great.

"Tenya, I'm still upset with you, and flowers and throwing rocks at my window aren't going to change that!" you shouted back, about to shut the window and return to bed. 

"Wait, please!" Iida yelled, desperatly. You sighed, before hearing him out again. "Please, give me another chance, I know I don't desrve one, but I promise, I do love you truely, the real you, no matter what you identify as."

Your lip trembled, feeling your walls begin to crumble, it was always so hard to stay mad at someone as passionate as him. "I don't believe you."

"Please, just look to the sky, Sweetheart!" he begged, as a low rumble began to roll in. Your eyes widened as you granted his wish only to find a small plane crossing the stars, twisting and pivoting to scratch caligraphy against the dusk horizon. The plane's exhaust came to spell out the message. 'I love you, (C/N)!' in cursive, punctuated with a heart. 

Your agner melted away as tears began to slip down your cheeks. You hiccuped as your gaze fell down onto your boyfriend, who was desperately holding his breath for your reaction.

"I love you too, Teddy Bear."

Sato:

Sato set down his whisk, looking at youwith a cocked brow, leaning on the counter for support. "Like...you're (O/G) now?" he asked, a tad confused.

"Not exactly. I don't really identify as male or female. I'm neither."

"Oh," he said, pciking up the whisk again, before using it to mix in the batter of the brownies you'd both been making. "That's pretty cool. So, do you use 'They' now?" he asked, smiling at you as he handed you the battered whisk to lick. You blushed at his thoughfulness and understanding. "(Y/P) actually. And I'd like for my name to be (C/N), too." you said as you did.

"You got it, sugarcube." 

Tokoyami:

You had initially told Fumikage your secret during an emotional break following a harsh end of semester finals week. Upon releasing the information, you dashed off toward your room mortified about your premature coming out. It was now the last day of the semester, winter break beginning tomorrow, and you were cooped up in your dorm, sobbing about your inability to spend Christmas at with your family while all your friends began to go home. 

Suddenly, you noticed a note being slipped beneath your dorm. You knew it was Tokoyami, he always did this when the two of you fought. Crawling to the door, you rested against it, gingerly taking the page in hand. 

'To comprihend the construsts of sex, is to gain grip of the limits of time - untangible. If it be a sin to feel unwelcomed in thy skin, double it so to be so entangled in dedication to such a sinner. I beg His might to strike me down on the cusp of my proudest moment should He feel the need to demand my atonement for my crimes of lying with  (Y/P), who hath transformed thy temple so. I bequeathe to you, oh, Heavenly creature, all of my passion, and love, most unconditional.

- Fumikage'

You beamed at his poem, a few tears rolling down your cheeks. "Oh, Fumi," you whispered, clutching the page your your chest. Suddenly, a second paper slipped under the door, this time, written in print, instead of old english caligraphy.

'My family has extended an invitation to our Christmas gathering to you, Light. You'll be able to stay with my family and I in a private room, should you choose to accept. They're excited to meet my partner, (C/N).'

Your eyes widened at the second letter, heart skipping a beat at the thought of meeting your possible in-laws for the first time. Slowly rising to a stand you opened the door to face Fumikage, dressed comfortable for the bus ride to his hometown, with two tickets in hand. You instant clung to him, burrying your face in his hoodie, sobbing your heart out. 

"I accept!"

Kirishima:

"Babe, can we please talk about this?" Kirishima asked, bumping his fist on the locker room door that you'd taken refuge behind after coming out to him. "Please, just talk to me!" Slowly you cracked the door open, peaking out. His crimson eyes softened as they met yours. "I just don't understand why this is such a big deal..." You let go of a deep sigh before fully stepping out of the dressing room to face your boyfriend.  

"It's a big deal for me...I've been wanting to come out for a long time and it's really scary to think you might not accept me for who I am..." Ejiro thought for a moment before his eyes settled back on you. 

"Well, who are you? I want to know the real you, not some mask you put up to get me to like you." You honestly felt a little silly about introducing yourself to your boyfriend of six months. "Here, I'll go first! My name is Ejiro Kirishima, and my pronouns are He/Him. My hero name is Red Riot, and my quirk is called 'Hardening'. I can turn my skin into rock."

You took a deep breath, bashfully looking away, so you didn't have to see his eyes trained so hard on you. "H-Hi, my name is (C/N), and my pronouns are (Y/P). My hero name is (H/N), and my  quirk is (Q/N), (insert quirk discription)."

Kirishima grinned at you, wiggling his brows and flirtatiously leaning against the wall. "Well, there Lovely, I'd love to take you out on a date, just gotta break up with (D/N). I think I like (C/N) much better."

Todoroki:

Shoto wasn't really sure what to say when you first told him that you were Non-Binary. He honestly really didn't mind, and he din't think it mattered that much. It was clear you needed comforting, but he was at a loss for words. Gently, he pulled you into his arms as you both sat on his bed at home, and he held you, allowing you to cry iunbto his chest while petting your hair, hushing your soft cries. He continued to sooth your hysteria for as long as it lasted, cooing sweet everythings in your ear for the rest of the day.

"I see you."

"You are so valid, and so loved."

"You're going to be okay, no one will be mad at you."

"You are so precious to me, (C/N)."

Mineta:

Minoru stopped in his tracks along the sidewalk as you bother were walking to a local shop that sold your favorite snack. "Non-Binary? Like computers?" he asked, looking up at you with a cocked brow.

"Well, not exactly, it means I don't identify as a boy or a girl." you said, cautously as you both began to walk again.

"So, what do you identify as?" he asked, pressing the button to signal to the crosswalk that you were ready to cross the street. 

"(Y/P), I guess?" you strugged, still holding his hand as you both crossd the traffic filled residential.

"Does that make me gay?" he asked, suddenyl concerned.

"I thought you were bi?" you asked "Why would it matter if you were gay, regaurdless of wether or not we were still together?" you asked, puzzled, only to roll your eyes at his responce.

"Oh yeah, I do kinda like boys. Sometimes I forget 'cuz I only like you." he said, nonchalantly, entering the store with a ding of the welcoming bell. You blushed a bit as he made a b-line for the asile your favorite snack lived on before speaking again. "Guess I'm pan then?"

"Guess so." you replied, taking the bag containing the now paid for snack from the clerk.

"So what do I call you now? Like what's your name?" he asked, pressing the crosswalk button again. 

"I think (C/N) has a nice ring to it."

Mirio:

"Woah, that's super rad." Mirio beamed when you confessed your gender identity. 

"It's rad that I feel dysphoric about my gender?" you asked, cocking a brow.

"Well, not that part, but now I totally get to watch you transform into your best self! That like the definition of heroism."

"I give up, how do those two things corrolate?" you asked, your shoulders slumping with confusion.

"Oh, Babe, don't be silly. Being a hero is all about working hard to make yourself the best version of yourself so you can be strong for others! And this is like the ultimate transformation!"

Tamaki:

Amajiki satared at you blankly for several minutes, long enough to make you very uncomfortable. Finally, he approached you, taking your cheeks into his shaking hands. "Oh, butterfly, thank you for telling me. I'm honored that you trust me so much to help see you through his change." he praised, kissing your lips gently. "I'm so glad I get to see you metamophisize into the person you feel best as, you truly are a beautiful butterfly."

After minutes of non-stop praise, you finally pried your boyfriend away from you to look into his eyes. "Thank you for being here for me, Amajiki." you whispered to him, entraced in this pure moment. 

"Anything for you, my sweet (C/N)."

Shoji:

Mezo didn't really react to your admission, merely taking what you'd said into consideration, filing it away in his mind as important information. He nodded lightly, as a sign that he'd heard you, and was listening to your feelings. Shoji didn't really recognize people for their gender, or outward appearance rather the intentions of their heart or, in certain situations, the strength of their quirks, determination, or ambition. Obviously, he knew that you were asthetically pleasing to his eye, but he had always felt your true beuaty lied in your compassion for others, and willingness to put your peirs first, a trait he wished he had mastered as much as you had. It was actually what put the nail in the coffin for his feelings for you.

Mezo hummed quietly, cradling you in his hammock of appendages, rocking your cries into soft whimpers, until you were composed enough to hear him out. He spoke lowly, careful that his tone was neither too loud, nor too cold, or stern. "You will never be defined as my heart by what you were born with, or what you choose to change for yourself. There will never been anything you could alter that would change how deeply devoted I am to you, I promise. Let it out now, and when you're ready, we can talk about what I can do to help your transition go smoother."

Ojiro:

You and Ojiro had been training, sparring off against eachother when you confessed to him. He had noticed how distracted you'd been, but he didn't realize that you were so much so, that you completely missed one of his attacks, and guilt flashed through him when he saw you sprawled out on the mat, having taken the full force of his powerful tail to the side of the head. While he was helping you recouperate with an ice pack, you told him.

He new what it meant, but somehow he was still a little confused on exactly what that entailed. "So, you're not going to go by (O/P) anymore?" he asked, checking your head for bruising. You shook it, disorientating his search without meaning to. 

"It's going to be (Y/P) from now on."

"Are you going to change your name?" he asked, parting your eyelids slightly to have a look at your pupils for dialation, luckily not finding any. 

"I am, but I haven't decided on one yet." you replied, coopoerating as he went on with his concussion checklist.

"Well, what should I call you in the meantime?" he asked, finally taking away the ice pack to inspect your face, noting a large bruise on your temple.

"What do you suggest?" you asked in return.

Mashiroa sat and thought for a moment. "How about Bruisey?"

"I'm going to hit you."

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