Are you gay 🫤
WHAT
trembles what why would you say such a thing. whatever would make you think that of me. how dare you even propose such a thing. yes of course I am
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You and me are going to be boyfriends in our sims house hold @j-hauke
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"Just who the hell do you think I am? I’ll yield to none!”
You better believe I’m combining Gurren Laggan, Divinity Original Sin 2, and my OC’s. Here’s Merezi getting her source collar off.
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Sorry to blow up your feed with jewish discourse but I just wanted to look up Julian doing Jewish things and found a bunch of anti semetic things going on in the fandom that I was unaware about.
I'm behind because I just started playing and I'm a simp for Asra so haven't played much of Julian's route yet. Can't we have one ONE character that's coded Jewish and does all the Jewish things™️ without discourse? Like I just wanna simp a hot mensche okay?! Damn.
Also how are you going to name him Ilya (a slavic version of Elijah) give him Jewish traits and mannerisms literally design him after Jeff Goldblum a Jewish actor and turn around and say he's not in fact Jewish? And then try to excuse away your antisemitism like bish nooooooo.
I know there's more pressing things to worry about but I'm tired of all the discourse 🥺😭
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"dont hate the player hate the game" i know how to multitask. i am choosing to do both
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something happening on a mission, something personal that has soap spiralling; panic and rage making him reckless, thoughtless, and ghost has to draw the line
“you’re compromised johnny; you know what that means?”
“you’re not pulling me out,” soap immediately snarls. he turns on him and ghost barely recognises him; venomous fear turning his eyes to unyielding ice. "you're not sidelining me; i need to be in this-!"
but ghost has never been afraid of venom; spat or dripped straight from bared fangs.
he snakes out a hand grip the back of his neck, jerking him in a rough shake. "if you can't think, you can't be a soldier," he growls and he flinches like he's been struck.
his lips quiver as they twist in a sneer and he wrenches, trying to free himself of his hold.
ghost doesn't let him.
"it means you give your body to me because your head ain't fucking attached to it anymore."
soap stills, body trembling beneath his hand as he sucks in shaking breaths.
he tightens his grip, pulling him closer and digs his forehead hard into his. “it means you give yourself to me so i can have the weapon that you are and use you the way you're meant to be used."
the ice in soap's eyes fractures.
ghost’s voice drops to a whisper, spoken only to johnny, not this facade of vengeance and pain, and wills it to reach him through the glaciers.
“so i can keep you safe ‘til it’s done and i can bring you back.”
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What my Hazbin Hotel self-insert fic will be like:
Alastor: I feel absolutely nothing for anyone. Frankly, I'd laugh as I watch you all scream and burn. Maybe do a little dance on your graves if I feel like it.
*Alastor pulls me in*
Alastor: But if any of you so much as touch this one the wrong way...
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Oh boy, you've done it now. You've hit me with ✨️inspiration✨️ so now I must write, you've been warned.
Emily: I don't see why there couldn't be another God. Maybe the Lord created them! Gave himself a brother, or sister? It sounds pretty lonely being the only one of your kind...
Adam *stops sipping on his drink*: Like a pantheon? Nah. Can't see G doing that.
Sera: Emily, I know you are young and it might seem hard to understand have great our Lords powers are, even now, I too can find it almost impossible to believe too.
Sera *behind Readers view butterfly, cupping here hands gently around the wings as much as possible*: A piece of our Lord has returned to us, he has come to observe us and it isn't our place to question his motives or judge the form he takes.
Emily: But-
Adam: Listen Em, the big G does this kinda stuff some time. He just checks in through a beam of light, or on a divine chariot or appears as a burning bush, says hi and then checks out again, used to do it all the time. And yeah, sure, they don't sound like how he normally does but like, this is God we're talking about, can change his voice at will.
Emily: BUT-
Sera *gently petting Emily's head: See Emily? Our Lord may work in ways we may never understand, he may have bestowed on us knowledge and awareness that may seem too vast to comprehended, but I assure you that he is doing it all for our own well-being.
Emily: ... Okay.
Emily: Hey, Adam was built in the Lords image, right?
Adam: That's right, Em! I'm might not look exactly like the big G but he got all the important parts right atleast. *nudges Emily with his elbow before going back to sipping his drink*
Emily: Then... Whose image was Lillith built in?
*A few seconds of silence passed*
Sera *putting a hand over her mouth*: ...
Adam *dropping his drink in shock*: Oh. Fuck.
Anon can I just say... YOU'RE A FUCKING GENIUS I LOVE YOU /P
I have been blessed with a beautiful idea that I shall use in the future😌
This has actually genuinely saved me as I didn't have any real idea of how would I make them think that reader could be God's sibling where it also would make sense. The idea of Emily introducing the idea to these two is so real actually. Although I do think it would take a little bit more to convince Sera, in particular, to be 100% on the idea, she would be on board with Emily's idea soon after😭
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opening the camp camp tag and getting jumpscared by m/a/x/v/i/d for the third time this week :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
i dont get why people put that kind of stuff in the main fandom tags. they know they’re gonna get shit for it and they could very easily just not tag it camp camp and then only people who actively searched for content of the ship would see it. it would cut their hate comments in half at least and also prevent me from having to see grown adults drawing ship art of a 10 year old and a 24 year old
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