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shardkn1ght · 5 months
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I GOT THE JOB!!!!!!
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mortuarybees · 9 months
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same people crying about ups drivers winning $42/hour are the same people who dismiss unions and say they just take your money and don't do anything for you. Bet you'd like $42/hour!!!!!!!
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golyadkin · 3 months
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it's because i wouldn't let you kill the bounty hunter isn't it
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stil-lindigo · 5 months
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You are not childish for wishing the world was better than it is. We were owed that by the people who knew better before us, just like we too will owe the people who’ll come after us. But defeatism does nothing. It puts nothing on the plate you’ll hand to your child, your friend, your lover. You may never live to see the world become as good as it should, but that should never stop you from trying to improve it anyway.
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yourangle-yuordevil · 5 months
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what if we flirted at the gentlemen club 😳 (and we were both flirting) 😞❤️😞Discreet Gentlemen's Club
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nouverx · 1 month
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Vox won the hottest Hazbin Hotel character poll on twitter against Lucifer in the final round and I can't stop thinking about it I love my pathetic TV Girl he deserves it
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frostedicebells · 2 years
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“And I don’t think anybody should feel bad if they get diagnosed with a mental illness, ’cause it’s just information about you that helps you to know how to take better care of yourself.
“Being bipolar, there’s nothing wrong with it. Being bipolar is like not knowing how to swim. It might be embarrassing to tell people, and it might be hard to take you certain places. But they have arm floaties. And if you just take your arm floaties, you can go wherever the hell you want.
“And I know some of you are like, ‘But Taylor, what if people judge me for taking arm floaties?’ Well, those people don’t care if you live or die, so maybe who cares? Maybe fuck those people a little. I don’t know.”
Taylor Tomlinson, Look At You (2022)
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machinerot · 4 months
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r-aindr0p · 3 months
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Man the jury is unhinged on those culinary crucible event
I genuinely thought for a few seconds that Ortho would idk casually nuke the food
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nibbelraz · 10 months
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When the tiny human that lives with you runs your kingdom with such speed and efficiency you can't help but want him carnally
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baklavagyna · 1 month
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oh you want to talk to the manager? too bad. level 5 thunderclap. bitch.
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chakiryshka · 7 months
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— Mystra would consider...forgiveness?
— She would consider what she considers to be forgiveness.
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vainvaiheart · 5 months
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behind every sandy man is a woman rooting for his downfall
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mienar · 8 months
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good morning bakery 🍞🥖
instagram | shop | commission info
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danyllura · 1 year
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Katniss in the first book is so funny because beyond her being absolutely wrong in nearly every assumption she has of Peeta. Every other chapter she’s like “two can play that game” about him being deceptive and then she utterly fails at it. 
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azuneekun · 7 days
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Shane's getting ready for the day 🐔☀
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