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princessdave · 2 days
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You know that scene in the extras where all the other peak lords have a meeting and are like “So is SQQ possessed or brain damaged? He was polite to me the other day!”
Do you think Shang Qinghua is keeping that in his pocket like a secret weapon? Like he knows that Shen Yuan is so confident in his acting skills and totally thinks he tricked everyone, and he’d probably be humiliated to know people clocked him from day one. Do you think he’s keeping that info behind glass incase of Peerless Cucumber getting too smug?
SQQ: *calls SQH a hack author one too many times*
SQH: *holds up a finger, pulls a bottle of truth serum out of his pocket and drinks it*
SQQ: Wha—
SQH: The rest of the peak lords all had meetings behind your back to talk about how different you were from the original goods. You didn’t notice people repeatedly checking you for possession. We all agreed to just humor you since we thought you had amnesia.
SQQ: You! Dumbfuck—
SQH: You’re not a good actor.
SQQ:
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cloaca666 · 3 days
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cumplane am I right
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eyeaesteria · 15 hours
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SVSSS characters as AO3 insane author's notes:
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nibbelraz · 1 day
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Fluffy Moshang Prompt for @alikamorein for Svsss Gotcha 4 Gaza! Thank you so much for your donation. I hope you like it!!!
I thought it would be cute of them to finally have their own honeymoon and enjoy each other's company while being super lovey dovey!
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lacamorte · 1 day
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~ blessing
Shen Qingqiu and Shang Qinghua have an ongoing joke about Shen Qingqiu needing his permission to wed Binghe, since he is his 'child'. Shang Qinghua always whines about how if Shen Qingqiu keeps bullying him, he'll retract his blessing to marry his son, and Cucumber just rolls his eyes and smacks him over the head with his fan.
Luo Binghe wants to know who Shen Qingqiu is getting married to. Mobei-jun wants to know since when did Shang Qinghua have a son.
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ineffectualdemon · 2 days
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I have not slept for over 24 hours and I think Mobei should have horns so Shang Qinghua can hold onto them while he's getting eaten out and direct Mobei where he wants
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thesummerstorms · 2 days
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Anyway, there's an itch at the back of my brain for a scenario with Shen Yuan who is also Shen Qinqiu (insert reincarnation nonsense here) and somehow his meimei ends up in PIDW with him.
Far from sweet and demure, she turns out to have just as sharp a personality and an equal propensity for rants. They start bickering vehemently enough to scare the disciples, clearly having the time of their live while doing it. Yue Qingyuan is supportively misty eyed.
Shang Qinghua, on the other hand, is terrified because of fuck, now there's two of them.
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dumbfucksystem · 2 days
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you can’t tell me that with airplane’s terrible naming system that he DIDN’T have pop culture references for things in his drafts. like of course he would never actually post them as part of his daily 8k money grabbing porn content but the system doesn’t care about that, so you can imagine the kind of visceral internal reaction that sqq has when he realizes that the wife plot that he just got fucking tranquilized with is a very rough outline of a rickroll
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sinn-bee · 6 hours
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Sometimes we do this thing in the Bingliu Server called Monsterfucker Monday M*gma and then we just go insane drawing so here’s my sketches from today
I drew Bingliu centaurs with glaives, mer Moshang (orca Mbj and Selkie Sqh), and (under the cut) Mer Lqg getting lightly bullied by marine scientist assistant Lbh
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Welcome to the monsterfucker zone
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Uncensored here ⬇️ I gave him a fun shape merdick
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cafmee · 23 hours
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Airplane towards the Sky 🛫 Mostly known as Shang Qinghua
I did this one to match the mbj one 🧚
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solarnexas · 19 hours
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my favorite thing abt sqh is how much he just..lies. not even out of any malice or at times even necessitated discretion. he promises u everything, reliably delivers it—half bcs you'll have his head otherwise, half bcs he's an unwilling people's pleaser(..and terrified for his life)—and yet still. there's a genuine complicit sort of understanding within him, that all he says, he means half heartedly. everything in his life is so precarious, either physically, or in mental house of cards, that to give a word, a statement, a sentiment, with an internal genuineness would mean to put on stakes feelings that he has full faith in himself to never deliver on. its a constant form of lying that comes from self doubt, a house where nobody is there to listen to u in the first place to account u for it, a stage where everything is a demand and urs is a performance you think will cost u ur life if u fumble it once. the only promise he had ever intended to fulfill faithfully was to his king, and it was bcs he'd written it so. there's original goods sqh who'd betray his king for ambitions and purposes for his own gain and then there's our author god airplane, perfectly possessing the demeanour of the most snivelling, sycophantic-appearing man alive, never having one thought to betray his king, who, apart from being his favorite creation slash wet dream ofc, was also the keeper of the only role in sqh's life whom he offered himself to willingly (by not killing mbj) and then worked that position never intending to be anything else
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levemetal · 3 days
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I have a million and one svsss AU ideas that idk if I'll ever write cause I have 0 confidence in my untested writing skills. Any of these appeal to you?? Go ahead, use 'em. Know any fanfics like that? Please please PLEASE leave them in the comments. Ideas to add? Anything? Please go ahead I have no friends that are as deep in the svsss brainrot as me to subject this to ˚‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥᷄⌓˂̣̣̥᷅ )‧º·˚
Continued under the cut due to excessive rambling
These will be Ghost King/Calamity!SJ cause he has been living rentfree in my brain ever since one braincell at one AM shouted about it so you have been warned.
- Dual Ghost Kings YQY and SJ, Post canon of PIDW. That's it that's the idea. Their extras hurt my cold dead heart way too much and as much as bbygirl SJ is a piece of shit, Yue Qingyuan deserves happiness, and for that he needs his Xiao-Jiu. Basically YQY does not stay dead when Bingge turns him into a pincushion à la White No Face to Xie Lian except with arrows. What happens from here? Idk didn't get that far but I imagine he steals back his (probably dead) Xiao-Jiu, maybe does some other batshit insane shit like we all know that deep down he's capable of, and the duo fucking COMMUNICATES for once in their life and they live happily ever after. Bonus points for hilarious deaths for Bingge.
- If you're a filthy multishipper like me, want a BingJiu version of the above QiJiu? Easy, SJ decides to haunt Bingge's ass for eternity and vice versa when Bingge kicks the bucket and so they spent the rest of eternity trying to make each other miserable in increasingly ridiculous and creative ways. Maybe along the centuries they find a common enemy or sort their shit out and proceed to make their awful existence everyone else's problem. A match made in hell, truly <3
Are you seeing a theme yet. I like a general comedic air to svsss AUs, it just belongs to the svsss experience ya know? Anyway carrying on-
Shen twins, and SQH twins cause why not. If you want Binghe twins too, actually probably funnier with Binghe twins, where one is our beloved maiden Bingmei and the other OG!PIDW Bingge but forced back in time with memories of the PIDW timeline. Transmigrator SQH aka Airplane gets the peak lord + Mobei-Jun plotline while OG!SQH is just chilling as an An Ding Peak Hallmaster or something. Meanwhile, the Shen twins have a funny game of imposter going on. As far as everyone is concerned, there is only one Shen Qingqiu, Shen Yuan. Shen Yuan transmigrated in earlier into the novel, but ended up going to CQM with Yue Qi while SJ got stuck in the Qiu household as in canon. From here the details can change but the main idea is that
A) Shen Yuan knows how to do his peak lord job actually
B) SJ is a calamity ghost, having died either in his disciple years or alternatively never made it out of the Qiu household alive
C) Both SY and SJ have been playing switcheroo when SY needs to head out and do stuff or just wants SJ to do his paperwork for him.
I still need a good reason for the switching and duping, but wouldn't it be funny if the disciples just had to deal with their peak lord behaving WILDLY different at times. Most of the time it's good ol' Shen Yuan smiling at disciples, way too enthusiastic for monsters and plants and keeps forgetting his fans everywhere. Then one random week in the month after he has a resting bitch face, scowls, snarls and bitches at anyone and has 0 patience for teenage attempts at music.
Most shrug it off as just terrible migraine weeks, but some disciples are suspicious, most of all Bingge who is CONVINCED something is WrongTM. Like, he KNOWS SQQ and this SQQ is just so different, something must be different. He doesn't know how right he is yet everyone just thinks he's actually insane.
I know this is probably increasingly insane and dumb, but fast forward to the Abyss opening. SJ was probably there to keep an eye on his clumsy twin, but SY ends up asking the ghost to look over the Luos, as the system still demands that they go to the abyss. So SJ after much grumbling agrees (after all he probably just was unmasked as ghost calamity, and the twins as demons, with a huge amount of cultivators moving their way. It's really the smaller hassle to jump into the Abyss and deal with the horrors there. Besides, the scholar in SJ would be curious about the abyss (and SY too let's be honest) ), kicks both in and goes "Alright we're taking an impromptu field trip" and jumps in after leaving SY to deal with the political mess that comes after.
Anyway, the last AU can be changed in various ways, like make it a PIDW time travel fix it with only the OGs around, or just Shen twins, etc. Feel free to shout at me how dumb this all is.
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that-one-chaos · 11 hours
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Either my humor is broken or this is somewhat funny every time I try to save a MoShang picture pinterest tries to put it in the BeefLeaf board like "ah yes, my favorite svsss characters, He Xuan and Shi Qingxuan-"
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hayateart · 2 days
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Death of the Author - Chapter 3, part 6/8 is up for supporters on Ko-fi!
This comic is still very much Moshang centric.
Pages completed 074/???
I will start posting the comic on tumblr/AO3 in 248 days.
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l33n1s · 2 days
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So your'e telling me Shang Qinghua Never tried to do a sick ass kickflip on his sword (and fail obvioulsly).. that's bullshit
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ineffectualdemon · 21 hours
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Okay but imagine Binghe meeting a prophet in abyss but it's No Longer You from Epic
It fits so well! Especially this bit with the murderous "Who!?"
[TIRESIAS] I see your palace covered in rеd Faces of men who had long beliеved you're dead I see your wife with a man who is haunting A man with a trail of bodies [ODYSSEUS] Who? [TIRESIAS] I see a song of past romance I see the sacrifice of man I see portrayals of betrayal And a brother's final stand I see you on the brink of death I see you draw your final breath I see a man who gets to make it home alive But it's no longer You
Like please! I would love that
Oh! Oh! What if it's Shang Qinghua because Mobei told Binghe he's a seer!?
And it's a Binghe who just got out of the Abyss?
Do you see!? Do you understand??
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