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cavernfullofexistentialdread · 3 months

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hey uh dread, who are the crayon monster people from HatchetVerse (lords in black i think?) ? U keep rebloging stuff abt them and now im curious.

Oh boy oh son OH MAN OH NOOOOO

YOU’RE GOING TO FUCKING REGRET THIS 😭😭

LONG POST AHEAD!!

So, the lords in black are a family of eldritch beings from the HachetVerse (as you correctly said). They are made up of a group of 5 brothers. While you can also include they’re sister, she is her own separated thing

Each lord in black are associated with a particular “theme” and each have their own dolls. They are from a realm outside of all dimensions (or timelines) known as the Black and White. They can be summoned or you can use their powers through a spell book known as “The Black Book” (Ik so creative)

Wiggly, or W’gog Y’Wrath is their leader; “The lord in black”. He has his own musical in the trilogy, with him being the main antagonist of Black Friday. He’s associated a lot with squids and octopuses with his whole tentacle motif. His powers mainly include driving people mad and space manipulation. He represents capitalism and wrath.

Pokey, or Poketho, “the one singular voice”. He’s the most … “unkempt” one. In the words of his sister “He hates every voice that isn’t his own”. He’s the first LiB we meet in the first musical of the trilogy, The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals. Unlike Wiggly, he can out right take over people’s minds and he LOVES musicals! Although he’s very pretentious and petty. He’s supposed to represent envy and vanity I’m pretty sure.

Next is Tinky or T’Noy Karaxis! “The bastard of time and space”. While he has no musical, he does make his appearance in NPMD (where all of them show up). But he mainly shows up in Nightmare time, a side series of the Hatchetfeild trilogy. His title is pretty self explanatory, he can manipulate time and space. He’s the most sadistic of them all and like to torture one guy in particular for all of eternity.

Then we have Blinkey or Blinklotep. “The watcher with a thousand eyes”. Like Tinky he’s mainly in Nightmare time and shows up in NPMD. However there is a line in a COMPLETELY separate OTHER starkid show called trail to Oregon where a character refers to the audience as “the watchers with a thousand eyes” but WE DON’T HAVE TIME TO GET INTO THAT! He also drives people mad :) He’s just a little guy who like to look :)

Finally we have my personal favorite, Nibbly! Or Nibblenephim! “The insatiable”. He’s the super gender one that’s walk-in round she/her but is still him. Femme he/him swag!! He like to EAT. He CONSUMES. He’s uhm… he represents uhm… vore. Same situation as Blinky and Tinky with his appearances.

Then we have Webby! “The queen in white”. We have no idea what her doll looks like or her true name. She is limited to a mention in Black Friday and all her content is in Nightmare time. She is associated with a lot of spider imagery (Ik very similar to Wiggly and his octopuses with a strange, 8 legged creature). She is however, LUCKILY NOT EVIL! She has a strained relationship with her brothers but they are her or at least were mentors. Wiggly HATES her for some reason. She’s also a massive dork lmao. Here she is!!

I could rant all day about my theories yeah that’s the basic basics

Fact check me if I’m wrong no beta we die like Maxwell Jäegerman

if you want to learn more WATCH THE MUSICALS AND NIGHTMARE TIME.

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alexdonovann · 5 months

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Strange Days (Kathryn Bigelow, 1995)

Strange Days (Kathryn Bigelow, 1995) is a science fiction thriller set in Los Angeles during the last two days of 1999. With the general consensus being that the end of the world is imminent: Los Angeles has devolved into a warzone of debauchery, violence, and crime. The film centers around ex-cop Lenny, who deals SQUID devices on the black market. SQUIDS are illegal devices that record peoples’ physical sensations and memories from their cerebral cortex onto a mini CD disc that allows them to be played back and experienced by anyone.

Lenny’s ex-girlfriend Faith’s friend Iris ends up recording police murdering black rapper and activist Jeriko One. The audience has only briefly been introduced to Jeriko via a speech he gives on television protesting the police state that Los Angeles has fallen into and pushing for peace. Since Jeriko’s character is not further developed before he is killed, he exists as more of a symbolic placeholder for all of the innocent black people that police have murdered. Iris is then chased by police but ends up getting the tape to Lenny before she is brutally raped and murdered. Lenny and his driver/bodyguard/friend Mace (who is also in love with him) then have to run from everyone who’s trying to kill them and Mace gets the tape of the murder to the police commissioner.

It’s interesting that even in this apocalyptic, end-of-the-world setting, racially motivated violence and police brutality are still prominent. Bigelow has discussed in interviews being motivated to begin production following impactful incidents in the 90’s such as the Lorena Bobbit trial and the Rodney King verdict and the riots that followed in 1992. Multiple of the characters in Strange Days are overtly racist (ie. the cops/murderers), but more subtle racism also permeates throughout. When trying to figure out how to get the video of Jeriko’s murder to the public, Mace and Lenny go to Lenny’s “friend” Max (who will turn out to be an awful person) for help. Max says simply that Lenny and Mace should not show the tape because there will be riots. In this moment Max is willing to silence the story of police murdering a black man to avoid causing a more than warranted uprising.

Bigelow seems to have intentionally sought to explore the intersection between race and gender as she stated that she created Mace’s character to examine "valuable connections between female victimisation and racial oppression." Mace proves to be stronger and more confident than Lenny; she repeatedly saves their lives and gets them out of tricky situations, yet she is still reduced to the role of his bodyguard/driver, and not given much of a story outside of Lenny’s world. At one point when they are in the car, she points out this dynamic saying “driving Mr. Lenny,” a reference to the film Driving Ms. Daisy (Bruce Beresford, 1989). Mace is additionally in love with Lenny because he stepped in and helped her take care of her son when the kid’s father was no longer around. Despite Mace being a strong, smart, and badass, black woman, her story is somewhat reduced to being the white man’s sidekick. She is also in love with Lenny for the entire film and when they eventually kiss at the end, it feels like she has now only existed to be his love interest.

#oxyfilmidentity #@theuncannyprofessoro

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myheadsgonenumb · 10 months

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50 Random Character Asks: Remus edition

You're not supposed to answer all 50 of these - but I wanted to, so I did. For wolfstar.

Remus:

1. Canon I outright reject

Remadora. Fine - it's canon he married her, but I do not accept it is canon he loved her. I can't even find evidence he liked her. She just wouldn't accept him telling her "no" and ended up marrying her out of sheer embarrassment.

2. A canon or headcanon hill I will die on

just wolfstar really - they were never a couple, in canon, but they loved each other desperately and quietly from 1971 until they died. Theirs was - quite literally - the love which dares not speak its name.

3. Obscure headcanon

His mother taught him how to skim stones, and he taught the others how to do the same. He also taught the others about sex. Purebloods don't teach that stuff - they have a mother/daughter or father/son talk the night before the wedding. The wedding night itself is usually a disaster. But the muggle practice of educating your children on sex is considered most distasteful by the wizards who know they do this, and not even considered as a possibility by vast majority of them. Hope - of course - taught Remus all about it, and he told the others. Mr. Potter was most taken aback when he tried to talk to James, the night before he married Lily, and found out he already knew what to do.

4. Favorite line

Mr Moony Presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business.

5. Best personality trait

Empathy and gentleness ... and being the master of the wry understatement.

6. Worst personality trait

A tendency to bury his head in the sand and run away from and/ or ignore his problems.

7. Age/height/weight headcanon

current age: 63 height 6' 1" weight 13.5 stone (189lbs/ 85kg)

8. Unpopular opinion about them

He's not that fussed for chocolate and he is a similar height to Sirius.

9. Scene that first made me love (or hate) the character

Probably the boggart in the wardrobe scene. It's been over 20 years since I first read POA, but I'm pretty sure my crush was already cemented in place before he reached the shrieking shack.

10. Best moment on screen (or in the book)

Every time he drops whatever he is holding when Sirius's name is brought up.

11. Faceclaim for the role

I don't like face claims.

12. Crack headcanon

His hidden talent was how high he could wee up a wall, he beat the other boys every time.

13. Dumbest thing they’ve ever done

in canon - married Tonks. In general he's quite sensible. He did go skinny dipping with the giant squid once, though (and Sirius).

14. Most heroic moment

Willingly signing up to fight in a war for a world which hated him and offered him no future just because it was the right thing to do ... twice.

15. Worst thing they’ve ever done

All variations of Snape's Worst Memory - where he refuses to challenge bad behaviour, even when he has the authority to do so, and thus allowing people he loves to terrorise, bully and humiliate other people. I don't think SWM was the only example of that.

16. Deepest darkest secret they won’t even admit to themselves

He quite likes scurrilous Rita Skeeter articles - he experiences a lot of schadenfreude from them. He hopes one day she will write one about Draco Malfoy - because that little shit used to drag Remus's robes .

17. Quotes, songs, poems, etc. that I associate with them

I don't really associate any.

18. What they’d go to see a therapist about

He's a British Boomer. He doesn't go to a therapist.

19. Vices/bad habits

He's secretive. He's learned to be for good reason - but sometimes he keeps secrets when he shouldn't.

20. Scars

Lots. There's the large, jagged, purple one with visible teeth marks around his torso - that one never fades, and then lots of smaller, silver and white, faded ones which criss-cross his chest and make his chest hair grow in strange patterns. Fortunately the wolf tends to savage the same places over and over (the bits it can easily reach), and so the damage is limited to the same few areas and the same cuts open over and over. They heal quite quickly, but the scars never fade totally. The wolf has only managed to scar its face on three occasions: the night Remus's mother died, the night Snape got into the Shrieking Shack and the first full moon after James died and Sirius was arrested. He has a few, faded scars across his face from these incidents.

21. Drink of choice (not just alcoholic)

Hot tea and red wine (not in the same cup)

22. Best physical feature

His broad shoulders and his jawline.

23. If they were a scented candle, what would they smell like?

Vanilla

24. Most annoying habit

Talking himself down.

25. 3 things they’d want to take with them if they were dropped off in the middle of nowhere

a map of the area, food and water, a waterproof cloak

26. What they would do if stuck in an elevator with [insert character of your choice from the same fandom] Umbridge - seethe quietly, and smile politely

27. Their guilty pleasure

Sirius

28. How they feel about [insert character of your choice from the same fandom] Luna Lovegood - he smiled indulgently at her conspiracy theories and felt sorry for her because she had no friends and was lonely, he always made sure he took the time to speak with her for a few minutes every lesson and if he saw her in the halls. He liked her a lot - but he thought she was nuts.

29. Eating habits

Perfectly normal - Hope raised him to have nice table manners.

30. Sleeping habits

He can fall asleep anywhere (especially when it's close to a full moon). He is neither a night owl nor a morning person. He is a sleep person.

31. If the had a tumblr what would it look like?

photos and facts about dark creatures, interspersed with Rita Skeeter -style commentary on Umbridge. He'd also reblog a lot of Luna's stuff.

32. Something guaranteed to make them smile/laugh

Sirius taking something apart so he can enchant it.

33. Something guaranteed to make them cry

stubbing his toe - but they're tears of rage as much as anything.

34. How they react when they are feeling X emotion (sad, angry, excited, scared, etc.—can specify as many as you like)

It's very hard to tell when Remus is feeling an emotion. He doesn't like to let his face know. Until he gets totally overwhelmed and then he has a full breakdown.

35. Their idea of a perfect day

Wake up early - next to Sirius, a leisurely breakfast, reading a book with a cup of tea, going for a walk in the countryside and then heading into town to people watch. Eating out (so he doesn't have to cook) walking home in the dark, holding hands and looking at the stars, and then time for the crossword, cocoa and bed.

36. Their favorite season

Summer

37. What they really think about themselves

Secretly - he's actually OK with himself and sort of quite likes himself. He feels like he should be ashamed and apologise for his very existence and not bother the normal people ... but deep down he knows it's them that's wrong and that there's nothing wrong with him. Before she died, Hope told him he was her perfect, magic little boy and she would never wish him to be any different - and he has never forgotten that. He's funny and he's clever and he keeps a very neat sock drawer - what's not to love?

38. Favorite holiday

Christmas

39. Favorite game

Monopoly

40. Favorite book

He has three he will never admit to: Hairy Snout, Human Heart - by an unknown werewolf author; Gadding with Ghouls by Gilderoy Lockhart and The Life and Lies of Albus Dumbledore, by Rita Skeeter.

He tells wizards that he likes to read Beedle the Bard in its original ancient runes, and muggles that his favourite book is War and Peace.

41. If they could have lunch with anyone in the world (living or dead, from any fictional universe or the real world), who would it be?

Hope Lupin - he still misses her, after all these years.

42. 3 comfort items

His wand, the last jumper his mum knitted him before she died, and the first jumper Mrs. Potter knitted him after his mum died

43. 3 favorite foods and 3 they despise

Favourites: cheese on toast, apple crumble and bacon sandwiches. Despises: cooked carrots (though he doesn't mind them raw), semolina/ tapioca and fruit salads.

44. Their happiest memory

Being told he could go to Hogwarts.

45. Their favorite celebrity

Notorious Mass Murderer, Sirius Black

46. The person they most admire

Notorious Mass Murderer, Sirius Black

47. Their dream job

He'd settle for any well paying job, that used his talents and where they wouldn't fire him for being a werewolf tbh. He does quite enjoy being a free-lance boggart hunter (which is lucky - because that's how he's spent most of his adult life), but the pay is patchy and there's not much scope for promotion.

48. Scariest moment of their life

He doesn't really remember the initial attack by Fenrir Greyback - just a lot of pain and fur, and he didn't really understand what was going to happen the first full moon after... so his scariest moment was waiting for his second ever full moon, when he was only five, and he knew what was coming and knew there was nothing even his dad could do to stop it.

49. Favorite toy as a child

His dad had a collection of dark creature miniatures, which he has sent off to a catalogue for. Remus liked lining them all up, making them all fight, and making the lethifold swim across the floor.

50. A memory they’ve blocked out

He would tell you he's blocked out Draco Malfoy dragging his robes ... He has not.

#remus lupin #remus lupin headcanons #wolfstar

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hrodvitnon · 2 years

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She had to admit, nighttime hunting of the squid shoals was a strangely mesmerizing, beautiful thing. The way the reddish bioluminescence of the squid flowed and rippled through the shoal as they fled Manda’s jaws and Maddie’s many mouths - he was right, it was really something amazing. Not even the likes of BBC Earth’s best footage could really capture the experience of being there in the moment. Just, wow.

And now, tired, and very full with raw calamari, Manda and Maddie both found themselves resting on the nearest island they could find. Just lying down and gazing up at the stars. Here, thousands of miles away from any human cities, she could see the star field in full, and it was amazing.

“That’s Orion,” Manda says, pointing a claw up at…somewhere in the sky. “A great hunter from Greek mythology. Not the best guy, but they had different standards.”

“You know a lot about legends and stars.” Maddie comments. She scoots closer to Manda. He doesn’t seem to notice.

“Mum taught me a lot about myths and history. There’s so much that can be learned from human culture, so much we can learn.”

She’s practically just one step away from cuddling him now. Nowhere near comfortable now that her body was massive, covered with hard scales and tough plant material, but the emotion was what counted. Manda turns to look at her. Lock eyes for several seconds.

“So…”

“Oh shut up, you big snake.”

And she kisses him on the snout.

Well, it’s far more of a nuzzle than a kiss. Madison never thought she’d take the sensation of having lips for granted, but once Manda’s shock leaves him he immediately returns the kiss, nuzzling over their snouts in innocent, first love.

They break it off. Staring at each other awkwardly. Maddie smiles. One of her tentacle mouths snaking up.

“So…how far do you wanna go tonight?”

"Gack," Manda chokes. His bioluminescence bursts and his tendrils flare out, suddenly behaving remarkably like any nervous human boy who's ever been invited into his girlfriend's bedroom.

Madison silences the rogue mouth voicing certain naughty thoughts, and she is an adult after all, of course she's going to have desires and naughty thoughts; and ever since she realized a growing attraction towards Aunt Viv's son, part of her wonders if, like some reptiles, Manda has two--

"I mean," Manda tries again, his vocalizations cracking. "If that's what you want, I..."

"I wasn't entirely serious! Your mom always taught me not to go all out on the first date. We don't have to if you're not comfortable."

Manda deflates in some relief, but teal lines still trail all over his body in that particular way of blushing. His amber-colored eyes glance her way and she bumps their heads together in another "kiss". Even if nothing does happen tonight, Madison has a feeling she's going to dream of what things may have been like if they were human, where things like this are easier.

"So what about second dates?" Manda asks, feeling a burst of confidence. Maddie feels something inside her flutter.

His mouth quirks into something like a smile and he slips away -- not to flee like an awkward teenager reaching critical mass embarrassment, but so Madison has a full view of his body. Manda really is a gorgeous Titan; built like a whip, elegantly handsome, and the way his clear crystalline spines and antlers gleam and sparkle from the night sky is nothing short of magical.

Manda recalls something his mother-uncle told him before when talking him through courtship, that he'll instinctively know what to do if he wants to impress a potential mate, or girlfriend. Whatever they're going to be. He lowers himself into a bow, tail lifting up and fanning out its cerata tendrils; then he spins, tail unintentionally spraying water but he figures that'll just add to the performance.

Madison watches him in interest, and then feels her heart skip realizing he's performing a courtship display. The way he uses his tail looks almost like a traditional fan dance she's seen at festivals, and that's before he lifts himself to stand on his hind legs, long body snaking up until it looks like his antlers are holding the moon itself, a low serenading moan releasing from his throat.

#tardisspacemug #mandazawa #biollante!maddie

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ask-wb-alexandra · 2 years

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Stolen coat:

One shot: SFW, Father-Daughter fluff

"Has any of ya seen ma'coat?" Newgate asked as he stopped briefly in front of a group of his sons, they were sat in a circle on deck playing cards, they shook their heads and went back to their game.

Sighing the man carried on his search, he'd only taken it off to help Thatch carry a huge Squid he'd caught down to the kitchen, he didn't want to get any black ink stains on the white fabric. He'd just left it on his chair for not even 10 minutes, when he'd come back it was gone.

He presumed it was one of his brats playing a prank on him, however the normal pranksters were busy doing their work. Of course it couldn't have been Thatch, the Yonko had gone and found Haruta, they were doing their evening training with Vista, so they weren't the culprit. And all the others that he could think of didn’t have it either...

Newgate was stumped.

Well this was pretty fucking vexing, he wasn’t really mad about the coat per say, more that he couldn't find which brat took it. Or rather he couldn't think of who. That annoyed him a great deal, the man took a great deal of pride in knowing he was always one step ahead, whether that be one of his kids trying to pull a fast one on him or an actual enemy...

He rounded a bend, intent on going to sit in his chair and sulk ponder while he had a drink, though he froze at the sight of a small giggling figure prancing around. The scene almost made him choke on a laugh...

Well he'd found his coat- and the culprit.

It was Grumpy, this was very unexpected. The little blonde girl hadn't even been on the crew a month, three weeks at most, but in that time she'd been either extremely nervous, not really saying or doing anything unless prompted or in his case only a bitey little monster with an attitude problem...

With exception of the apprentices, no one on this ship really knew the girl, not in the way that mattered. She was this withdrawn, quiet and sad child, with a very distrustful and frightened haki always rolling off her.

In fact Newgate found that strangely he could never ignore her emotions. Even when he tried to block them out, he just couldn't... it was almost like trying to block out his own Haki, which was completely impossible to do.

So seeing Grumpy acting like an actual kid, was such a shocking relief, in fact he hadn't even realised how much joy it brought him and how worried he'd been, until he was watching the girl running around with his coat on, giggling at her own silly impressions of Newgate. He didn’t even care that she was making fun of him, only filled with happiness knowing that deep inside, the girl was still capable of being a little dorky idiot.

It meant so much knowing that even with all that trauma, his daughter hadn't let it break her or let it consume what made her who she was. He knew many a person, adults even who would have given up at lesser things.

However with the right loving care and support, one day Grumpy could become this very same little idiot smiling and dancing around, it might take a great deal of time and effort, but if the end result was this child he was watching now, then it would be worth everything and more.

After a few minutes of watching the cute little scene before him, Newgate groaned, he didn't want to take it... but they would be arriving at the next island in a little while, as such Newgate would need his captain's coat back.

Reluctantly he approached the girl, making sure to be heard, then lightly tapped her on the head with his huge finger, crouching down in a poor attempt at seeming less big and intimidating.

"I think that's a bit big for ya" Newgate tried to sound soft and gentle, while for the most part he wouldn't have bothered, there was no point trying to be something he wasn't, not when the girl would have to get to know him properly anyway, how would she know him if he wasn’t acting normal? It would be like lying, Grumpy wouldn't know him, she would know a fake...

And besides if the little brat was going to act like a grumpy little shit, who bit the man whenever he approached or heckled him with childish insults... Which admittedly both those things made the pirate piss himself laughing, he found her hilarious especially how she reacted to a bit of his teasing.

Point being, he was the type that followed the same kind of ideology in the sayings: If you can't take it, then don't dish it out and Treat others how you'd like to be treated.

Even to a kid, well a kid of Grumpy's age anyway, she was old enough to understand that if you were an ass to someone, then they were probably going to be an ass back...

Though after seeing how happy and relaxed Grumpy was, he couldn't bring himself to be anything but as nice as possible.

The girl looked up, beads of sweat were starting to run down her cheeks as her blue eye fixed on his own golden ones, though instead of fleeing like he expected, she went bright red, he was hit with a strong wave of embarrassment. Which made Newgate chuckle, okay, that was the second time he'd been surprised.

"Can I have my coat back?" He asked still sniggering as she was slowly starting to resemble a tomato, Grumpy looked down, fidgeting, finally pulling down her head scarf over her eye.

He couldn't hold in his bellowing laugh as her lion ears and tail popped out, pushing her bandanna off her head a bit as the ears appeared.

"SH- UT SHUT UP STUPID OLD GEEZER!" The girl yelled flustered, this pushed Newgate over the edge, he landed on his knees, banging his hand on the wooden deck, wheezing his ass off.

Abruptly having his coat chucked over his head, still laughing, he heard the sound of feet running, as his embarrassed daughter retreated.

#one piece #one piece oc #fanfiction #oc #digital art #whitebeard crew #one piece au #op whitebeard #oneshot #written story

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sweetchup · 3 years

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Bi•valve

Noun

an aquatic mollusk that has a compressed body enclosed within a hinged shell, such as oysters, clams, mussels, and scallops.

AKA

The Most Common Seashell in the Ocean

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Vol. 2: Into the Deep // Ch. 7

Type: Poseidon x reader

Word Count: 3,000+

Masterlist

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A loud creak fills the night air as you make your way through the empty halls. You feel yourself freeze for a second, holding your breath as you listen for any signs of movement. For any signs that someone else would be in the halls as well. Thankfully no one was actually there and, once you deem it is safe to continue, you round the corner to the staircase.

Tonight marks your third day staying here. Well, technically five days but you don’t count the two you were unconscious. Even though you had asked, as well as begged, Marine to take you to see Triton on that first day he wouldn’t allow it.

“My Lady, You must stay in bed! You are still injured!”

“Please, My Lady! Master Triton is fine.”

“Lord Poseidon would behead me if he saw you up already!”

Which has led you to this. Sneaking out at the bleak of midnight to make your way to Triton’s Manor. Thankfully, yet also not, Poseidon doesn’t station knights in the Manors so you could easily make your way through the halls.

Sorry about this Marine…

You felt bad about tricking Marine like this—You could already imagine the heart attack the poor fish would get once it realized you had disappeared—But you couldn’t stay in that room for one more moment. All day, every day, for the past three days it was all about Poseidon’s and your’s picture perfect fairy tale love story.

Apparently, all of the servants, and you meant all, believed that you had stolen their dear lord’s heart and to protect you from the wicked Amphitrite he allowed you to take care of his son. So when Marissa—who was apparently Triton’s aunt on Amphrite’s side—tried to attack you, Poseidon was so worried about your safety that he made you stay in his kingdom instead. They said it was the love story of the millennium…

Honestly, they couldn’t have gotten more off from what really happened.

“Finally…” You gasp out as you see the exit in sight. Traveling across the vacant grand entrance, you stand in front of the cold stone door. It’s pure size and golden details makes you pause from grabbing onto its handle.

You can do this…

Taking a deep breath, you finally grasp the metal handle and give it a pull.

“It weighs so much…” You mumble to yourself as you put your whole body weight behind your next tug. No wonder Triton was so strong, these doors were no joke. If it weren’t for the fact you were underwater and it made things lighter, you, in no way, would be able to open this door.

If only that magical shield, or whatever it’s called, that was around the whole palace area wasn’t in place. That stupid thing that actually allowed gravity and no magic spells inside its area. You could have just swam out an open window instead of going through all this trouble.

But, what can you do... It’s not like you could actually boss Poseidon around. You were sure that you were on the last straw with that guy.

“Woah…” You gasp out as you peeked outside from the open door that was now wide enough to be able to slip outside.

Due to Atlantis—where Poseidon’s Castle was located—being on the ocean floor, the moon was able to shine down far enough. Leaving the place often dark with only lanterns or other god made items for light. Well, that’s based on what you saw from inside the manor.

Outside was a totally different story.

Angular fish, Jellyfish, Squids, Luminous Shrimps. All of them covered the night sea in a blurry of glowful colors in front of you. It looked like billions of stars in the night sky. Except for the fact they were actually closer to you.

“A Human…?” A squeaky voice calls out. Startled, you look around in confusion and it takes you a moment to realize that one of the Luminous Shrimp was calling out to you. As you raise your hand for it to latch onto your finger, making you let out a small giggle from its front antenna tickling at your skin, it gains the attention of the rest of the swarm of shrimp that were swimming nearby.

“A Human?”

“It really is.”

“Is she Lord Poseidon’s new bride?”

“What was her name again?”

“(Y/n)? Right?”

“(Y/n).” All the shrimp begin to chant as they swim over and tickle at your skin.

“H-hey!” You giggle out, twitching and wrinkling at the strange feeling. Your stomach beginning to hurt as the small giggles turn to full scale laughter. “That tickles..!”

The shrimp continue to tickle you for a couple of more moments—along with chanting words of praises for their ‘new lady’—before suddenly swimming off in a hurry.

“H-Hey where are you running off—“ Your voice pauses as your back suddenly hits something hard. “Wh—..”

As you spin your head around to take a look at what you had bumped into, you freeze on the spot. Oh what good luck you seem to have…

“P-Poseidon…”

At the call of his name, you see the said Sea God’s eyebrow twitch slightly under the light glow of the sea creatures. Ah. You forgot you weren’t supposed to address Gods so casually. Especially him.

“I-I mean, Good Evening Lord Poseidon…”

The cold look on the God’s face doesn’t change as he continues to stare daggers down at you but it at least seems less menacing now. Perhaps it was your internal survival instincts thanking you for avoiding death once again.

…

Ah, this is awkward.

“M-May I help you, Lord?” You ask Poseidon as he continues to stare at you. You were hoping for some sort of response or answer to make the atmosphere less awkward but all you got was a scoff in response. The only thing out of said exchange that didn’t make you angry was how he drifted his gaze away from you and onto the floating sea creatures instead. Just thankful to get his piercing gaze off of you.

What was this guy’s deal?

Not wanting to spend another moment with the rude fish god, you turn and walk away. As your feet tread the last couple of steps of the stone stairs and onto the path, you find yourself looking at the sea grass that stood just yonder of it.

This must have been the area that was originally meant to be used as that ginormous garden as, compared to the rest of the surrounding area, the sea grass stretched out for yards in front of you. Honestly, you guessed two whole soccer fields could squeeze inside the vast circular field in front of you.

Actually, as you stared at the sea grass that seemed to dance in the tide of the sea, you wondered if it was anything like normal grass.

“Ah!” You can’t help but let out as you place one bare foot onto the field. It was soft, extremely soft. You would even compare it to the feeling of silk with its smooth and chill-like feeling.

“Human…”

At the call you tilt your head upwards to come face to face with a giant jellyfish. When did that get there? Also, why did it come down in the first place? The rest of the jellyfish were drifting much higher up. About roof height even.

“Human…” The jellyfish calls again, this time stretching one of its tentacles out towards you. Its smooth purple like texture makes you entranced by it. Ah, was it asking you to shake its hand?

“H-Hello—“

Just as you stretch your hand out to clasp the jellyfish’s, a hand on your wrist stops you. Instantly, you freeze as you recognize the green glove that was attached. Oh god, what did you do this time?

“L-Lord Poseidon-n I wasn-n’t— Gah!”

Instantly your head flies upwards back to the jellyfish as you hear its screeching. Poseidon’s other hand was holding the jellyfish head in a death-like grip. Based on the veins popping out from his arm it was like he was trying to squeeze the jellyfish into mush.

“Lord Po—“ You are cut off as Poseidon’s chilling voice resounds out next to your ear.

“You weren’t trying to do what?” You feel yourself calming down slightly as you realize he wasn’t addressing you. Though it wasn’t by much as you were still pressed against the strong god as he berated the jellyfish in front of you, “Insolent creature. Know your place.”

“I-It was only trying to shake my hand!” You shout out as you turn your gaze up to the god. His chilling blue eyes almost making you want to back down if it wasn’t for the fact you knew you couldn’t. It wasn’t right of him to punish a poor creature that just wanted to greet you.

“Shake your hand?” Poseidon chillingly repeats, a small chuckle laced in at the end as if he finds the situation to be humorous. Slightly, the god tilts his head down. Just close enough to whisper in your ear, “Human. Open those pathetic eyes of yours and take a hard look at my hand.”

Although you were taken aback by Poseidon’s harsh words, you still turn your gaze to look at his hand. Oh. Although his hand was mostly covered by his glove, you could still see the searing red bumps and lashes that decorated across his fingertips.

“Not only that.” Poseidon whispers again, making you jump slightly, “This jellyfish is deadly poisonous for humans.”

“Lord Poseidon-n. I beg for your forgiveness. I only did this because Lady Am—“

“Shut up.” You wince and shut your eyes close as Poseidon encloses his grip on the jellyfish. Crushing its head in a grueling squish. Even though you saw Marissa decapitated less than a week ago, you still find yourself shaking out in fear. Unable to find it in you to open your eyes.

“Tch. Pathetic…”

At first you thought Poseidon was addressing the now deceased jellyfish but you soon find out he wasn’t. Letting out a small squeak, your eyes fly open instantly as Poseidon hauls you up into his arms. Though, you soon regret that decision as your gaze locks instantly onto the corpse of the jellyfish.

Shutting your eyes once again, you shakily lean against Poseidon as you attempt to dull the sickly feeling settling in your stomach. Not even bothering to question or ask where he could possibly be taking you.

It is only when you hear the loud squeak of a door being open that you open your eyes. Looking over Poseidon's shoulder as he ventures further into the building, you try to find out where you were. From what you could see, it definitely wasn’t your Manor as the halls were far too grand. With floor to ceiling grand windows, marble floors, and intricate works of art, it left you speechless.

It is only when your gaze locks with one of the many photos on the walls that you finally realize where you were.

“Are we in Triton’s Manor?”

Poseidon doesn’t give you a response but you pass by more photos and paintings of Triton, you knew your assumptions were correct.

But,…

Pressing a hand on Poseidon’s chest you lean backwards to stare at the god. His eyes continue to face forward, seeming to stare right through your torso that stood in front of him as he doesn’t even bother to gaze up at you, “Poseidon… Why are you helping me?”

Once again, Poseidon doesn’t respond, only giving you a small glance upwards as so to give a glare to show his distaste in how you did not address him properly. You swore this guy changed his mind so much it was giving you whiplash. He decides at one point to full on ignore you and the next to save you from impending danger.

“I thought you wanted me dead.”

This time Poseidon actually reacts as he pauses in his movement and his eyes turn to gaze up at you. Their cold glory makes you flinch at his emotionless gaze.

How did Triton come from this man…

“You wanted to kill me as you dragged me underwater with Triton, right?”

A long pause fills the air before Poseidon finally responds.

“I do.”

You feel the need to flinch under the harshness of his words but don’t. You knew you couldn’t. He wasn’t saying ‘I do’ because he wanted to kill you in the past. No. He would have said ‘I did’ if that was the case. Even as he saved you from the jellyfish. Even as he was currently holding you in his arms, Poseidon still wanted to kill you. He still had the desire to.

But…

Why are you still alive then?

“Stop thinking.” Poseidon coldly orders as his eyebrows twitch lightly in annoyance. As if he knew what you were thinking, he continued to answer. “You are alive because you need to be. When you aren’t worthy to me anymore, I’ll throw you away. It’s as simple as that.”

Poseidon continues to stare up at you, seeming to wait for any more peeps out of you before venturing on. He grunts a little as you fall back in his arms, your chin resting on his shoulder as you look around at the items that decorate the halls. The warmth leaking from your body through your nightwear makes him freeze slightly but he doesn’t say anything. Choosing for once not to voice his disgust outloud and instead looking at the items that decorate the halls as well.

Soft…

Poseidon’s fingers twitch slightly as he accidentally graces your warm skin that was hidden under the shirt of your nightwear.

Stupid…

His mind instantly ridiculed and pummeled down the disgusting thoughts that clogged his mind. Especially over the fact that he, of all gods, shouldn’t be intrigued over the softness and warmth of a human.

“Tch. We are here.” Poseidon grumbles out as he finally rounds the corner and opens the door to Triton’s room.

Yet, even though Poseidon thought it would all be over if he reaches Triton’s room and places you down, he comes face to face with another problem.

“What the hell do you think you are doing?” Poseidon snapped out. Even though you came all this way, and caused a lot of bothersome troubles in the process, you only leave his side for a second to check up on Triton before coming right back. Did you not care about his s—

Instantly, Poseidon stomps that thought out of his mind.

“Your wounds. You’ll need help patching them up.” You bluntly told the god. Even though you had flinched at his outburst seconds earlier, you still reach forward to grab his hand. Did you want him to kill you?

Poseidon retracts his hand and glares down at you.

“I do not need your help.”

“Bu—“

“Gods… have no need for armies. No need for betrayal. No need for support. Such are the gods. Ever since the beginning, we have been the perfect beings. I. Especially. Do. Not. Need. A. Human’s. Help.”

After Poseidon’s speech, there's a long pause. Out of the corner of his eye, Poseidon watches you walk away and believes you gave up. That is until he sees you drag a chair over near him, patting the seat in a gesture to get him to sit down that makes his nose wrinkle up in disgust.

“I—“

“It’s my fault.” You state, cutting Poseidon off as you stare back at him. Your sharp fiery gaze unwavering as they stare back into his cold emotionless ones. “You don’t need my help since you are perfect but… it’s my fault. So I owe you one. So give me your hand so we are even. If Gods have no need for support then they have no need for favors as well. Right—“

“Shut up.” Poseidon barks out coldly. Giving you a harsh glare before, surprisingly, sitting down in the chair. For a second, Poseidon feels his hand twitch as he sees the surprised look on your face, wanting to wipe that fowl look off your face but stops himself as you kneel down to examine his hand.

I’m getting too worked up from a stupid mortal, Poseidon thinks as he turns his gaze up to the ceiling as you pull off his glove. Seeming to begin to treat his wounds.

Stupid…

Poseidon feels himself grit his teeth as your hands softly graze up and down his. Examining it to see what must be done to treat the many wounds. He wonders if this was how you treat Triton’s woun— Stop. So carefully and—

“Stop.” Poseidon bellows as he pulls his hand away from your grasp. This was idiotic. What in the world was going on with him?

It’s just like the time when Triton was born.

Stop.

How warm he felt inside seeing—

STOP.

“Hey. I need to—“ As you grasp onto Poseidon’s hand once more, he instantly grabs the front of your shirt and throws you across the room. Thankfully you landed safely on Triton’s bed, only the wind knocked out of you but…

“M-Mom?”

My, I’ve never seen a look like that.

Poseidon feels his body freeze as his gaze comes in contact with Triton’s. The boy that was once peacefully sleeping now wide awake as he takes in the scene in front of him.

Hmmm… You sure secretly spoil a child you don’t care about.

“F-Father?” Poseidon feels his hand balls into fists as Triton calls that title towards him.

I know you won’t divorce me unless you want something to happen to your precious so—

The loud slamming of a door cuts Poseidon’s thoughts off and he finds himself out in the hallway.

Stupid…

All of this, everything, was stupid.

A perfect being. He was a perfect being. Gods have no need for armies. No need for betrayal. No need for support. Such are the gods. Ever since the beginning, we have been the perfect beings. We have no need for the herd... no need for scheming... and no need for support.

Such… are the gods.

Author Note: Oooo a lot happened this chapter. Especially a lot with Poseidon’s character. Feel free to discuss what you thought about this chapter and Poseidon’s inner monologue. I would love to hear about your opinion or answer any questions if you are confused on some parts.

Taglist: @angeli-fucking-cat @marixxhq @sproutcorner @orophaea @anime-lover-forever-1127 @fortuna-stella @icy-spicy

#shuumatsu no valkyrie #shuumatsu no valkyrie x reader #snv poseidon x reader #snv poseidon #snv #record of ragnarok #bivalve

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xsugarysweetsx · 3 years

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CONGRATS SWEETS!! Can I please have a regular request for Yami and a Fem!reader maybe how she tells him that she's pregnant but is a little scared of how he would react? Thank you! And congrats again!!

A/N: thank you anon!

warnings; Language; some suggestive references;

Please enjoy~🍰

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“So this had been happening for a week now you say?” Owen asks as he looks over some papers. You hadn’t been feeling well and on top of that your symptoms had been very strange. You were nauseous more, tired, hungry and you’ve thrown up in the morning for the past 3 days in a row. You had to have something to get these wile symptoms.

“Yeah, it’s been a bit hectic“ you admit “I’ve been craving some weird foods too, like when Yami makes squid”

“Well after the tests and according to what you’re telling me I can only come to one conclusion“ he explained looking up from his papers

“you’re pregnant.” huh?

“W-what..like..like a baby?“ you ask to confirm

“Yes as in a baby. I estimate you’re about a month in by now.“ after some talking you made arrangements to come back and check on your health and the baby’s. Walking out of his office Finral was waiting for you, Yami had to go on a quick mission and didn’t want you going alone. He may not show it but he was the protective kind of lover.

“Y/N, what did the doctor say?“ Finral asked as he summoned a portal home

“O-oh nothing. just a stomach bug some rest should help me.“ you lie through your teeth. Stepping through the portal first Finral comes after you and you’re back at the base in no time. Without saying a word to anyone else you make your way to your bedroom with a million things on your mind. You we're going to be a mother. You have thought about children before, but that's when you weren’t with Yami.

Oh god and Yami, it's not that you didn't trust him, you trusted him with your life. You just didn't know how he was going to deal with hearing the news of being a father. He already had enough people at the base that got on his nerves, what if a baby got on his nerves? What if he wanted to leave because you're having a baby? What if you were a terrible mother? What if things just went bad?

Things weren't the best right now especially with the whole battle going on. Everything was like a disaster in your head. And yet you felt you wanted this baby. You wanted to care for it, to love it, you wanted this baby. But how are you going to tell Yami?

“god I need to lie down...“ you groan as the open the door to your shared. Walking over onto Yummy's side of the bed you snuggle into his pillow and taking his son. He smelled like cigarettes cologne and just a tiny bit of alcohol. It wasn't the best scent in the world, but it was his. You slowly fell yourself drifting off into sleep, your eyelids falling heavy as you doze off.

Couple hours had passed when Yami had gotten back. Finral filled him in on what you had told him. You only said a stomach bug which only made yummy a bit more worried that it wasn't something specific. He was told that you just went up to your room without a word and stayed there. He could feel something was off with your Ki. There was never any hiding anything from him, because he could tell.

Walking into your shared room you were on his side. You liked to lay on his side to get comfort after a long day. He hated to leave you when you needed him but t the same time he was protecting you and everyone else. He sat down next to you and played with your hair

I gotta make her my wife....it’s not fair that I just have her as my lover, she deserves more...

“mm Yami?“ you stir awake as you sat up

“Hey, feeling any better?“ he asked bringing you into his lap, he loved having you there “Heard it was a bug but....your Ki is off, you sure it’s nothing more“

Damn it, you forgot he can read your ki. Better now than never right...hopefully all went well

“Well....*sigh* Yami,“ you take in a breath “How would you feel about one more...person...here?“ you ask not being clear

“Hm? Are we getting a new member?“

“You could say that...“ you say playing with your fingers “only..not right now...in like 9 months..“

“Why so damn long?“

“Because...that’s when the...baby will be here?“

“Baby...“ suddenly his eye widen and he spits out his cigarette “YOU’RE PREGNANT?!“ he yelled out

“y-yes...“ you said as your heart was beating in your ears “are you upset?“

“Huh why would I be upset? Either way I was kind of anticipating you’d be pregnant“ he giggled scratching the back of his neck “Well I mean with all the action that’s been going on in here it would be weird if your weren’t“ he laughed

“Yami!“ you blush hiding your face in his neck

“Hey listen“ he wrapped his arms around you “I really am happy, we get to be parents, and you’ll be the mother of..of our kid. I...“ he pulls back to look at you “Let’s get married“

This day could not take any more turns than they are right now. He was excited to be a father and now he wanted to marry you. In all honesty it was a dream come true but it was all so sudden that you didn’t expect it.

“Marriage? And you’re happy about the baby?...are you really Yami?” You asked squinting at him

“Yes I am, and I’m only this nice with you and you know that” he squinted back “well you and the one on the way”

“Oh right...now it’s three of us.” You smile “Yami...I’m happy” you press your forehead to his feeling nothing but content in the moment. You were really doing this huh?

“Hey princess” he calls you by your nickname “I love you, both of you ”

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I hope this was okay!❤️

#yami sukehiro x reader #yami x reader #black clover x reader #black clover x reader pregnant #black clover x y/n #black clover #black clover yami #anime #anime x reader #fanfiction #black clover anime

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chongoblog · 3 years

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Hey, I really want to watch CPU kerfuffle, is there a document that sums up the first 10 episodes so I can start at 11 and know everything important?

Funny enough, there actually is! Around the time of 10, I created a lore document that I would try to update with each Kerfuffle. I kinda stopped doing it around 11, which is the magic number for ya. However it IS 50 pages long (and a lot of the information is out of date). Ever since then, a wiki has been created which does a good job of covering many things, although since a LOT of characters return (some with a lot of Spoilers attached to them)

Here's the lore document and here's the wiki, but for the sake of brevity, I'll include a "brief" synopsis of Everything Important From Season 1 of CPUKerfuffle You Need To Know About So You Can Start On CPUKerfuffle #11 (under the cut)

So here's the Season 1 Synopsis. CPU Kerfuffle is a tournament series featuring Level 9 CPU's with their own names and distinct characters (this characterization is ramped up in Season 2 but one step at a time). Each tournament is a double-elimination bracket of eight fighters, and the winner of the tournament goes 1 on 1 against the current Champion of CPU Kerfuffle. The Champion is allowed to slightly alter the rules of the tournament to fit their style (for instance, when ICEE was Champion, he made Freezies appear occasionally) In the beginning, it was run by me in-universe and was a largely informal affair.

In terms of the Important Story Events, there aren't too many in Season 1, so before we cover those, let's introduce some character that might be important later.

-Squid Jenny: A disciple of the god Iggy Koopa. In her first tournament, she was presented as a FIERCELY loyal subject before actually briefly defecting from Iggy while also changing her name and gender presentation. She would later go on to return as a follower of Iggy, but with a new name and a new sense of personal agency. She says Trans Rights, obviously.

-Hamburger Helper: A Red Ridley who was the first Champion and held his reign as Champion for quite some time. Is married to a Ganondorf named Dadandorf and they share a son named Jimbo, who becomes Dark Jimbo out of teenage rebellion.

-Florida Man: A white coat Joker hailing from Florida, and a being of all the chaos that entails. He doesn't do much in Season 1, but keep an eye out for him in Season 2.

-Home MD: A doctor who wishes to find the cure for losing. Over the course of the series, he loses and regains his medical license.

-Spriteman/Perfect Spriteman: Spriteman is Just a Guy Who Really Loves Him Some Sprite! He won't stop talking about his favorite citrus soda! But....what happens when his obsession goes too far? He turns into a Piranha Plant, that's what.

-Patch-Man & Hoedown: Patch-Man is the owner of a large farm known as "Patch Farms", which is a place of bountiful harvest, although there have been some very intriguing farming techniques used there, such as creating a daughter that is also a gijinka of Corn itself named Corn on the Cob. He's married to Hoedown, who is secretly a member of the pirate crew known as the Red Kraken. Within Season 1, Hoedown is the only member of the Red Kraken in CPUK

-Captain Valentine: Just an overall cool dude and the face of the tournament throughout Season 1

-The Grunk: A Big Boy who can get pretty angry. He specifically joined the Kerfuffle after Hamburger Helper dissed his Tinder profile.

-Dantoinette: More accustomed to Soul Calibur, Dantoinette came over to CPU Kerfuffle to see how the other side played. She is.....very good.

There are more, but I want to keep this at least somewhat brief. So in terms of the relevant lore, here is the series of events that take place:

After a few tournaments of Hamburger Helper keeping hold as Reigning Champion, Iggy sends Jenny to see if Hamburger Helper is up to something. And it appeared he was, as he was building a strange machine.

Soon after, a fighter appears that simply goes by the name of "Crimson". And once he joins, an incredibly strange tournament takes place that includes splitting and converging of universes. The Guy from Spy Kids 3-D is there. There's a lot of confusion (and a lot of it gets kinda retconned? Only so much you can do when you improvise things lol), but it's discovered that Crimson is a sort of hivemind demon that can control other people at will while also holding some power over the different dimensions, and it's clear that Hamburger Helper is working for the Crimson.

On the ninth CPU Kerfuffle, we approach a Season Finale, preparing for things with a set of round robin preliminary rounds. And those are eventful. Home MD loses his doctorate from how badly he's beaten, Captain Valentine becomes possessed by the Crimson, and The Grunk is actually found DEAD, killed by the Crimson.

After this tournament, there is a hiatus. In-universe, I decided that having all this negative PR was way too much to handle, leading to a lack of tournaments and leaving the battlefield in an almost Mad-Max-Style chaos for months. Amidst the Chaos, the fighters all create four factions, or "Teams", which I'll talk about later.

At the end of this haitus, Iggy himself steps down from the heavens and uses an enormous amount of his power to greatly weaken the Crimson, ridding most of its existence, but still unable to turn Captain Valentine back. In light of coming back AND saving the world a little bit, Iggy becomes the new owner of CPU Kerfuffle, bringing back my friends and I simply as commentators in-universe. Squid Jenny becomes a field reporter to help the tournament run and to help the audience see the discussions happening between fighters. Another person working for the tournament rather than fighting anymore is Home MD, whose doctorate is restored after he manages to revive The Grunk from the dead.

This leads to the tournament titled "#Reboot". There isn't much that happens in this tournament in terms of lore, but Dantoinette becomes the Champion, which leads into Episode 11, which is where you'll be beginning. At that point in time, there are 8 different teams, which will be explained at the start of CPUK11.

Have fun!

#cpu kerfuffle #long post #for anyone who wants to get into it heres the post for you

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paintbrush-kinnie · 3 years

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Miku's Intro!

It's about time I fixed this mess lol!!!

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My names are Miku, Rin, Painty, City, Karma, Rose Gold, Zodiac, and many others!!! I will link the post with all my names in a second!

I am agender and my pronouns are xe/fae/it/they!!! I also go by any neos with themes of space and nature, specifically moons and flowers!!! She/her is slightly okay. Please don't refer to me with he/him!!! I'm also testing out 🌺/🌺s and 🌆/🌆s pronouns!!!

I'm taken by multiple F/Os and a real person!!!

I'm polykin, specifically werewolfkin and fairykin. I'm also questioning if I'm mermaidkin. Please be respectful!!!

I am diagnosed with ADHD, and self-diagnosed with autism, depression, and anxiety. I am also very paranoid!!! I am questioning if I have PTSD, PLEASE DONT ASK ABOUT MY TRAUMA UNLESS I SAY IT IS OKAY.

My favorite colors are pink, rose gold, purple, and teal!!! Pastels of these are AMAZING-

Please tag imagines of eye contact, hate to my F/Os, ccs, kins, Hyperfixations/special interests, and comforts, spoilers to ANY media, loud noises, mentions of the names "Kimberly", "Kim", and "Kimmy" (until further notice), and the last names "Yentes" and "Mattocks" (Mattocks is until further notice) with PDL, Painty Don't Look, MDL, or Miku Don't Look!!! Please also tag Among Us, Squid Game, and any other stupid trend with PDL/MDL.

I run @/ii-headcanons, @/miku-writes-fics, and @/ask-the-inanimate-insanity-cast!!!

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Special Interests/Hyperfixations include Vocaloid, Undertale/Deltarune, OSC (I've only watched BFDI-BFB, II 1-3, TNM [not including newest ep], and ONE!!!) I'm also getting into back into Sonic Boom and getting into TOH and Bee and Puppycat!!!!

My F/Os are Ralsei (Deltarune, romantic, specifically queerplatonic), Oliver (Vocaloid, familial, specifically parent-son), Eleanor Forte (Synth V, romantic), Hatsune Miku (Vocaloid, romantic), Kagamine Rin (Vocaloid, romantic), V Flower (Vocaloid, romantic), Tails (Sonic, specifically and ONLY Sonic Boom, romantic, specifically queerplatonic, this does NOT include Tails in CR:K.), And Paintbrush (Inanimate Insanity, romantic) I'm okay with people who are also dating them!!! You can find stuff about them in the tag #F/O moment!!!

I AM Paintbrush, which is a bit strange considering they're on my F/O list. Please don't make any comments about this. I am slightly okay with people who are also Paintbrush, but they make me slightly uncomfortable. Please respect this!!!

My kins are Sticks (Sonic Boom), Lightbulb (Inanimate Insanity), Fan (Inanimate Insanity), MePhone4 (Inanimate Insanity), Toilet (Inanimate Insanity), Bow (Inanimate Insanity), Apple (Inanimate Insanity) Kagamine Rin (Vocaloid), and Fukase (Vocaloid). I am comfortable sharing kins with them!! Hell, I love meeting new people who shares these kins with me :)

Fukase (Vocaloid), Tails (Sonic Boom), Sticks (Sonic Boom), Orbbot and Cubebot (Sonic Boom), Paintbrush (II), Fan (II), Lightbulb (II), Kagamine Rin/Len (Vocaloid), Eleanor Forte (Synth V), Bow (II), Marshmallow (II), V Flower (Vocaloid), Oliver (Vocaloid), Hatsune Miku (Vocaloid), Candle (II), Clover (II) and Piko (Vocaloid) are all comfort characters!!!

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DNI if you follow basic DNI criteria, proship/anti-anti, queer exclusionist/support them, are into problematic media and NOT critical of it, anti-otherkin/therian, and use the word "simp" freely, unless you don't know the original meaning.

BYF: I use the word queer freely and untagged! Wowaka is a comfort artist, please don't disrespect him around me, and PLEASE remember that this man is dead. I'm not the best at interacting with systems, please be patient with me! Circus-P/VocaCircus is also a comfort artist, please don't say anything disrespectful about them around me. Beast by Circus-P/VocaCircus is a comfort song!!! Gloom is a comfort content creator, please don't say anything disrespectful about her around me. Please tell me if I interact with a problematic person!!! If I like a song/video by a problematic creator, please know I do NOT support any of their bad decisions. This also counts for Wilbur Soot. I love writing!!! Ask me to write anything about my F/Os and I come RUNNING. I use emoticons, ,,, , and !!! A lot!!!

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GIFs used were made by @/voca-kin-edits and @/sunnys-headspace-full-of-edits!!! Check them out, they're awesome :)

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That's all!!! See ya soon!!!

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#Intro #Pinned Post #FINALLY FIXED THIS UP-

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vaguely-concerned · 3 years

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The Mandalorian Chapter 11; the rewatch edition

I have found a bit more enthusiasm for this one on the rewatch, so here goes!

- din snapping ‘I’m trying my best here!’ in a vaguely annoyed tone as his entire ship is going up in flames around him because he mostly doesn’t get angry as much as sulky... the height of cinema

- I love frog husband’s clothes, because they’re in a very similar style and colour scheme to frog lady’s but also incorporate the knitwear we see on the people of trask, so it both underlines his belonging with her and implies that he’s been on this moon for quite a while, they may have been apart for some time

especially his scarf is a darling detail and there’s a bit of contrast in texture to it next to his wife’s, it’s nice. he’s wearing a similar kind of vest to what we see on the fishermen later, too

- I think my favourite part of this entire episode (well second after din cradling the baby against him after nearly drowning) is just the design and Vibe of the planet and especially this harbour

for one I LOVE that it’s shown that even in the middle of the day it’s dark enough that the electric lights are still on when it’s overcast (it reminds me a bit of norway during the winter, actually, when dawn just never quite breaks and then slinks off in embarrassment before it’s even noon). and there’s also the... sails? nets? hanging around looking almost like flags, which are very Aesthetic but god knows what they’re for. maybe for drying fish on in the summer?

I think the building in the distance behind frog husband’s back here is a lighthouse? or it could be one of those towers for loading you see when they scout out the empire ship too, I suppose!

and one for my strange obsession with Texture on this show: these fabric-covered crates!!! they look exactly as dingy and moldy as you’d expect them to be in this climate, I wonder what they’re for (& I vaguely want to touch them)

- from the sound of it din’s vibroknife is uh ‘on’ when he pokes the squid thing, and he also goes for the tentacle the furthest away from the baby <3

proof the calamari flan have been scratched up a bit during all that time in din’s pockets! (the attention to detail in this show sometimes istg)

- this is 100% me reading too much into things again, call the overthinking police I’ll do my time meekly lol, but the boat looks a little bit like the mudhorn signet from this angle:

again din keeps his hand on or sooo close to his blaster in this entire scene, he knows this is sketch as all hell

a) once again I want to praise the effects team for how GOOD the aliens look in this episode holy shit and b) the hell is this dude wearing on the straps of his overalls tho

- the dude mando (axe woves) uses his little... wrist launcher thing to shoot with to finish two off the fishermen, so my theory that they can be loaded with other things than the whistling birds for slightly less effective use (maybe without the level of honing we’ve seen din’s be able to do?) is looking good!

- din actually has quite good form when diving into the water, I’m guessing he can swim at least tolerably when not in full armour, being stabbed at from all directions, having just had his son eaten by a sea monster and also being trapped in with said sea monster (I’m a strong swimmer and I can tell you that there’s a reason they make you swim with clothes on from time to time to see how hard it is, it sucks. with metal plates strapped all over you as well? yeah good luck) people don’t tend to hit the water that gracefully without some kind of training in my experience lol. might be some of the training with the jet pack has carried over too, considering he throws himself off that cliff in chapter 12 with similar confidence?

it’s interesting that they’re once again showing us a threat where the armour doesn’t help and even hinders him. we’re so used to the ways it can make him near-invincible, but it can also drag him down (literally, in this case. aha ha ha. well if I’m not here for my own entertainment then what am I here for honestly)

- din’s voice sounding like he’s just on the verge of crying as he cradles the baby (and the sound he makes as he realizes the baby’s alive) is my kryptonite, turns out. fucking breaks my heart into tiny pieces every time, I would die for this man and he wouldn’t let me

- in support of din’s paranoia: so far this season we haven’t been able to go five minutes without someone talking about peeling the precious beskar off a mandalorian corpse, I can see why his mind was primed to move in one particular way there

- I think the fabric of din’s cape has been treated with something that makes it waterproof; the water seems to pearl on top of it rather than soak in! can you imagine how heavy it would get if it did absorb water tho christ

(a bit hard to see at this size but that’s what it looked like to me close up anyway! could also be that it’s wool and that’s why it looks that way but I prefer an elaborate sci-fi explanation here, because it doesn’t look particularly weighed down afterwards) might also explain why he doesn’t seem worried about it catching on fire when he uses the jetpack haha, maybe this is something the mandos do with fabric they’re going to use for a long time

I also enjoy part of the gambeson/undersuit thing poking up from under the shoulder pauldron and cape; I think this is about as disheveled as we’ve seen him since immediately post-mudhorn

- the sound mixing in this scene, where din’s breathing is layered a bit over everything else so you almost feel like you’re in the helmet with him listening to what the others are saying........ oh my GOD, it embeds you so deeply in his POV but so subtly

- not to be biased or anything... but din and the armorer’s armour design is so vastly superior to these guys it shouldn’t even be a competition lol

din looks like an honest to god knight in shining armour except also sci-fi western and the armorer looks like a fucking war goddess from a time beyond memory; the clone wars mandos look like high end cosplayers (eh maybe it’s just my dislike for the boobplates that has me so 😒 lol. also a lot of dudes were very shitty about that whole thing and I don’t say anything but the ‘vaguely-concerned will remember this’ telltale message pops up in the corner every time)

moment of saltiness over: I do like the differentiation between their individual character designs

the differences in body type and helmet design is nice! they look like a unified team, but with individuality. I suspect the ladies have those belts and their armour plates on the hips instead of the front of the thighs to emphasize the ‘female’ silhouette, which. okay fine whatever

- bo katan looks very pointedly down at the baby after saying ‘a group of religious zealots who want to return to the ancient ways’ which makes me VERY nervous for reasons I can’t quite articulate

- the mournful guitar version of the mando theme as din watches the sunset...... hmmmmngh (this might be some Symbolism happening to us folks strap in for the identity crisis he still hasn’t processed)

- I Cannot get over din being so unimpressed by and uninterested in bo katan’s ‘retake mandalore’ sales pitch from literally the first moment dfhasdkjfhsad sorry lady kryze this man just does not do main quest shit, he’s all side quests all the time and that’s why I love him

- as someone who after chapter 8 wrote a whole-ass fic that was wholly & exclusively about din telling the baby he’ll always come back for him... some of the shit he’s been saying this season does feel like it’s been written to mercilessly victimize me, personally and specifically

- guessing this structure in the background is the traffic control tower! doesn’t really matter, I just thought it was neat

- this part of the soundtrack is called ‘ship o hoj, mandalorians!’, which I found incredibly charming haha (it’s ‘ship ahoy’ except how you write it in swedish, good one herr göranson)

- bo katan is vague about who exactly the new mand’alor would be if they took back mandalore to begin with, she doesn’t specify she is planning to be the ruler until she’s already got din on the ship and in no position to refuse to help. gotta respect the grift at least lol

I do love her voice, though, it reminds me a bit of jennifer hale as shepard

- “I need to get back to my ship, with the foundling” your honor I uh love him so fucking much

- frog lady stroking the baby’s back a bit as she holds her hand behind him to make sure he doesn’t fall backwards while playing with the tadpole ;___________;

and also frog husband and frog lady reaching out to hold hands and frog smooching as din and yodito leave ;____________________________________________;

- when din says the exasperated “mon calamari. unbelievable” line, the baby makes that little blowing a raspberry sound he does as if to agree ‘uh-huh unbelu -- unbelly -- unbelievable dad smh’ and it is very very adorable

- there’s quite a bit of Stuff in the concept art that didn’t make it in this time around; I wonder if maybe they cut some stuff for pacing or whatever and that’s why this episode is so short? water leaking into the cockpit of the razor crest, something that looked a bit like whaling going on on the docks and more spaceships taking off (maybe there were originally meant to be some smaller ships defending the big empire one?), there’s quite a bit here

#star wars #the mandalorian #the mandalorian spoilers #the mandalorian meta

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Please tell us more about your fankid William Zeppeli II! It's so funny how we both have a fankid with the same name hehe

Oooooh I love Will Zep 2. I'd simp for him if he wasn't my own creation lmao.

Disclaimer that I did put the ages in the Fankid Bio but all of my Fankids are Adults now. I say "kids" only because they're the child of my OC ships lmao. Will Zep 2 is 22.

He's the son of Jocasta and Caesar. Jocasta also has another son named Kieven who she named after a friend she lost. The two get along a lot like Caesar and Joseph, frankly. When you're raised by those two, you tend to pick up on those habits. He often "played favorites" between the three of them when he knows he can get something. Like if he knows Joseph will agree to something Caesar won't, he will only ask Joseph. Sneaky kid.

He likes to make Pottery, and really enjoys a lot of Italian foods (who doesnt!). He is very interested in learning how to cook it. And his favorite food is Squid ink pasta, because Joseph convinced him to try it even though it looked strange 🥰 His parents are all very supportive, and he loves and respects his mother. And thanks to Jocasta, he has a big interest in pyrotechnics.

He is a major flirt. A lot like Caesar. Even when he just started school, all the way up to adulthood, he had several girls with a crush on him and he was always very pleased. He would even set up Kieven with them, too, which led to a lot of double dates. He may bicker with his brother, but they have a sort of unspoken pact to help each other get girls. And boys. It took Will a few tries before he was willing to test the waters with men.

One of his favorite features is that he has inherited Caesar's birthmarks.

He is close with his half sister Holly. Kieven and Will both love her because she's very sweet, and they leave her out of a lot of their bickering 😂

Once Holly got old enough to start dating, those boys did everything in their power to make sure no nasty guys got to her. They are so overprotective.

He likes to play guitar. Wither for random people he is flirting with, or simply to relax and have a good time. It has led to some impromptu dance moments with his family, friends, or strangers. Quite wholesome.

Caesar as a dad is very typical to what someone would expect. Her very loud and expressive, and sometimes temperamental. But he's Italian and believes in strong family bonds, and he loves his son dearly. He hates it when all his children team up to try and mess with him though, because they're all little shits about it.

Joseph likes to embarrass the kids whenever he gets a chance. Will always gets embarrassed. Kieven does something in response that is twice as embarrassing. Will usually threatens to disown him on behalf of the family.

Caesar is definitely the strict parent. Joseph encourages shenanigans and Jocasta is an easygoing person who let's things go a lot, so Caesar is left to be the rule-enforcer.

All of Jocasta's children know the story of "Go Left" and how a simple joke saved her life, so they all believe in her little superstition too.

If there's any more info you'd like, I'm happy to provide!!! Thank you so much!! 🥰🥰🥰

(Also, note for everyone. He is open for RP and interactions 👉👈)

#Supernaturallyginger #William Zeppeli II #Jjba Fankid #Oc tag #Fankid Tag #CaeCasta #Caesar Zeppeli #Jocasta

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characters that are new to me this year that i like

- Lucy Gray Baird (The Hunger Games) Snow deserved that actually.

- Sejanus Plinth (The Hunger Games) I need to stop liking male characters in this serious. They always die

- Jake Wheeler (Chucky) my son. I need to catch up with Chucky though.

- Brigitte Fitzgerald (Ginger Snaps) Me in High School tbh

- Maeve Millay (Westworld) Please let her writing in S4 be better

- Armistice (Westworld) Hot with a cool tattoo, rip

- Bernard Lowe (Westworld) Also better be in S4 more

- Hector Escaton (Westworld) Hot goth cowboy

- Father Paul Hill (Midnight Mass) Pathetic vampire priest

- Seong Gi-Hun (Squid Game) Pathetic dad but trying his best

- Kang Sae-byeok (Squid Game) Deserved better

- Tommy Shelby (Peaky Blinders) A mess, a bloody one. Thanks to catering to me by making Cillian Murphy bloody. I also need to catch up.

- Too many hades characters but I got the highest hearts so far with the grunting skeleton man.

- Garrus Vakarian (Mass Effect) Alien boyfriend

- Jack (Mass Effect) Shouldn’t be straight and I got her killed rip

- Kasumi Goto (Mass Effect) The better dlc character who I also got killed, I’m so good at games

- Legion (Mass Effect) Cool robot meme

- Liara T'Soni (Mass Effect) Of all people was not expecting her to be a crime lord and I’ll probably romance her next

Mordin Solus (Mass Effect) Rip you strange funky alien

- Samara (Mass Effect) Milf alien

- Tali'Zorah nar Rayya (Mass Effect) Another character I wish wasn’t stright sighs

- Aymeric de Borel (FFXIV) Malewife who I didn’t expect to love but here we are

- - Ysayle Dangoulain (FFXIV) Deserved better

- Yotsuyu goe Brutus (FFXIV) Evil wife

- - Jesse Faden (Control) I hope somehow she gets a happy ending

- Emily Pope (Control) A nerd

- Casper Darling (Control) The I have predictable taste

#im bored so you just get whatever text posts are popping in my mind dkfjkdf #i got into a lot more new stuff this year it seems

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“Have you ever seen a dead person before you came here?” | @bluescarfvivi sent !

↳ squid game starters | accepting !

How casual the question sounded--almost as though they were merely talking about the weather as of late. Rain, of course, would have been the answer, the constant sound of drumming against the roof more of a comfort than a hindrance. For a moment they had nothing to do but wait, to remain indoors and stay safe, or at the very least try. But to remain quiet? Impossible. Whenever Vivi was around, noise was sure to accompany her. Didn’t she ever get tired of talking?

“Is that something you really want to know, or are you simply filling the time?” His voice was level, carefully masked, expression difficult to read. If the question had annoyed him his features gave no indication, and it might have been reasonable to suggest that he was simply bored. “I might ask you the same question--if I was interested enough in hearing your answer.”

Sharp eyes turned to survey Vivi, cold and calculating despite the warmth of color reflecting in them from the room’s soft, amber light. Should he choose to decline answering he was certain the woman wouldn’t push for more, but something in that moment left him feeling strangely talkative. Perhaps it was just the fact that he knew he could affect her, but only one other person in the world had ever drawn as much out of him with relative ease. But then, Vivi did remind him of a certain Phantom Thief...

“The first body I ever saw was that of my mother’s. I’ll never forget that day for as long as I live. I was four years old and staying with her during the day at a rehabilitation clinic. Her health was failing, and she chose to check herself into it in her final days. I remember how kind many of the nurses were, how they tried to help her, how the doctors tried to keep her alive, but it seemed as though she was determined to defy everyone. Four years living with a broken heart had left her weak, unfit. I was a burden, a drain on her incredibly limited resources. At times I’m amazed she survived as long as she did.”

Of course, he couldn’t remember much before that. Surely she must have cared for him at some point; he survived four years with her, didn’t that mean she wanted him? He could remember her warmth, her rare smiles, the pain of living with a broken heart and a cursed child. By checking into that clinic she had told the world she truly wanted to keep living, right? Or would she have been better off to find a home for her child from the beginning? At least then Goro might have grown up with someone who cared about his continued survival. But no, she had died, tragic and rejected without ever making plans for her son. Of course, Goro placed the blame squarely on Shido for that. He was the one who killed her, after all.

“I remember the nurses had left the room. I was sitting on the floor beside my mother’s chair--she always sat beside the window and stared out into the garden, as though waiting for someone she loved to come sweeping in through the flowers. In her final days she grew too weak to even move herself over to it, so someone would assist her and monitor her health. But it was as though she knew to wait, because moments after we were left alone her heart simply...gave out. I looked up at her, her eyes closed, her face pale, and something inside of me felt as though it gave out. I didn’t even know what was going on at the time. I shook her cold hand, called out for her, asked her to wake up. I remember getting to my feet and putting my hand on her shoulder and having the wild thought that my mother wasn’t there anymore, but how was that even possible? I could see her sitting there. It was ridiculous--so why wouldn’t she wake up? Why would she leave me?”

Bitter laughter rumbled deep in his chest, a sound that seemed to surprise even him. Strange; he had hardly meant to go on in such detail, but once he opened that door it was as though everything just spilled out of him. As though he couldn’t stop. As painful as it was remembering that day, there was some comfort in actually talking about it. Besides, seeing Vivi’s reaction would probably make it all worth it. Would she regret opening her mouth? Would she pity him like everyone else did? Disgusting.

“Well? Does that sate your curiosity?”

#bluescarfvivi #yo uh #i didn't expect to write this much holy shit lmaooo #vivi you just got infodumped r u okay #idk where they are but something awful is probably going on :D #what is it about vivi that makes him feel like he's talking to akira though like damn #✪✧ —— 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕕𝕖𝕥𝕖𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕧𝕖 𝕡𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕔𝕖┊(goro.)#✭❣ —— 𝕚𝕥'𝕤 𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕨𝕥𝕚𝕞𝕖!┊(ic.)#✭❣ —— 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕧𝕠𝕚𝕔𝕖𝕤 𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕘 𝕠𝕦𝕥┊(answered.)#long post

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Friday Releases for September 17

Friday is the busiest day of the week for new releases, so we've decided to collect them all in one place. Friday Releases for September 17 include Prisoners Of The Ghostland, Deltarune Chapter 2, Montero, and more.

Prisoners Of The Ghostland

Prisoners Of The Ghostland, the new movie from Sion Sono, is out today.

In the treacherous frontier city of Samurai Town, a ruthless bank robber is sprung from jail by a wealthy warlord, The Governor, whose adopted granddaughter has run away. Strapped into a leather suit that will self-destruct within five days if he doesn’t find the missing girl, the bandit sets off on a journey to find the young woman — and his own path to redemption.

The Nowhere Inn

The Nowhere Inn, the new movie from Bill Benz, is out today.

From real-life friends Annie Clark (a.k.a. GRAMMY award-winning recording and touring artist St. Vincent) and Carrie Brownstein (Portlandia, Sleater-Kinney) comes the metafictional account of two creative forces banding together to make a documentary about St. Vincent’s music, touring life, and on-stage persona. But they quickly discover unpredictable forces lurking within subject and filmmaker that threaten to derail the friendship, the project, and the duo’s creative lives.

The Eyes Of Tammy Faye

The Eyes Of Tammy Faye, the new movie from Michael Showalter, is out today.

THE EYES OF TAMMY FAYE is an intimate look at the extraordinary rise, fall and redemption of televangelist Tammy Faye Bakker. In the 1970s and 80s, Tammy Faye and her husband, Jim Bakker, rose from humble beginnings to create the world’s largest religious broadcasting network and theme park, and were revered for their message of love, acceptance and prosperity. Tammy Faye was legendary for her indelible eyelashes, her idiosyncratic singing, and her eagerness to embrace people from all walks of life. However, it wasn’t long before financial improprieties, scheming rivals, and scandal toppled their carefully constructed empire.

Blue Bayou

Blue Bayou, the new movie from Justin Chon, is out today.

Blue Bayou is the moving and timely story of a uniquely American family fighting for their future. Antonio LeBlanc (Chon), a Korean adoptee raised in a small town in the Louisiana bayou, is married to the love of his life Kathy (Alicia Vikander) and step-dad to their beloved daughter Jessie. Struggling to make a better life for his family, he must confront the ghosts of his past when he discovers that he could be deported from the only country he has ever called home.

Copshop

Copshop, the new movie from Joe Carnahan, is out today.

Screaming through the Nevada desert in a bullet-ridden Crown Vic, wily con artist Teddy Murretto (Frank Grillo) hatches a desperate plan to hide out from lethal hitman Bob Viddick (Gerard Butler): He sucker-punches rookie officer Valerie Young (Alexis Louder) to get himself arrested and locked up in a small-town police station. But jail can’t protect Murretto for long. Viddick schemes his own way into detention, biding his time in a nearby cell until he can complete his mission. When the arrival of a competing assassin (Toby Huss) ignites all-out mayhem, mounting threats force Viddick to get creative if he wants to finish the job and escape the explosive situation.

Cry Macho

Cry Macho, the new movie from Clint Eastwood, is out today.

From Warner Bros. Pictures come director/producer Clint Eastwood’s uplifting and poignant drama “Cry Macho.” The film stars Eastwood as Mike Milo, a one-time rodeo star and washed-up horse breeder who, in 1979, takes a job from an ex-boss to bring the man’s young son home from Mexico. Forced to take the backroads on their way to Texas, the unlikely pair faces an unexpectedly challenging journey, during which the world-weary horseman finds unexpected connections and his own sense of redemption.

Wife of a Spy

Wife of a Spy, the new movie from Kiyoshi Kurosawa, is out today.

The year is 1940 in Kobe, on the eve of the outbreak of World War II. Local merchant and amateur filmmaker Yusaku (Issey Takahashi) senses that things are headed in an unsettling direction. Following a trip to Manchuria, he becomes determined to bring to light the things he witnessed there, and secretly filmed. Meanwhile, his wife Satoko (Yû Aoi) receives a visit from her childhood friend, now a military policeman. He warns her about Yusaku’s seditious ways and reveals that a woman her husband brought back from his trip has died. Satoko confronts Yusaku, but when she discovers his true intentions, she is torn between loyalty to her husband, the life they have built, and the country they call home.

Lady of the Manor

Lady of the Manor, the new movie from Christian Long and Justin Long, is out today.

Past and present collide in this supernaturally funny buddy comedy when stoner-slacker Hannah (Melanie Lynskey) is hired to portray Lady Wadsworth (Judy Greer), a Southern belle who died in 1875, in a tour at Wadsworth Manor. Hannah, a hot mess, figures she can fake it —until the ghost of Lady Wadsworth appears! Lady Wadsworth tells Hannah it’s time to change her wild ways — and she’ll haunt her until she does — in this hilarious movie costarring Justin Long and Ryan Phillippe.

Best Sellers

Best Sellers, the new movie from Lina Roessler, is out today.

In a last-ditch effort to save the boutique publishing house her father has left her, an ambitious young editor (Plaza) goes on a book tour with a bitter, booze-addled author (Caine) who put the publishing house on the map decades ago.

Squid Game

Squid Game, the new TV series from Dong-hyuk Hwang, is out today.

Hundreds of cash-strapped players accept a strange invitation to compete in children’s games. Inside, a tempting prize awaits — with deadly high stakes.

The Morning Show S2

The second season of The Morning Show, the TV series from Jay Carson, is out today.

Picking up after the explosive events of Season 1, this season finds the Morning Show team emerging from the wreckage of Alex (Jennifer Aniston) and Bradley’s (Reese Witherspoon) actions, to a new UBA and a world in flux, where identity is everything, and the chasm between who we present and who we really are comes into play.

Deltarune Chapter 2

Deltarune Chapter 2, the new game from Toby Fox, is out today.

Fight (or spare) alongside new characters in UNDERTALE's parallel story, DELTARUNE...!

TOEM

TOEM, the new game from Something We Made, is out today.

Set off on a delightful expedition and use your photographic eye to uncover the mysteries of the magical TOEM in this hand-drawn adventure game. Chat with quirky characters, solve their problems by snapping neat photos, and make your way through a relaxing landscape!

Severed Steel

Severed Steel, the new game from Greylock Studio and Digerati, is out today.

Severed Steel is a single-player FPS featuring a fluid stunt system, destructible voxel environments, loads of bullet time, and a unique one-armed protagonist. It's you, your trigger finger, and a steel-toed boot against a superstructure full of bad guys. Chain together wall runs, dives, flips, and slides to take every last enemy down.

Montero

Montero, the new album from Lil Nas X, is out today.

#Games #Movies #TV #Music #News

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Beetlejuice Headcannons and Ideas

This is just a list of the headcannons and ideas I came up with for Beetlejuice (the movie and the TV show). I might add more later on, so watch out

-After a while, Lydia started to develop feelings for Prince Vince and while she was visiting the Neitherworld with Beetlejuice, she eventually confessed her feelings for Vince and they fell in love. And Beetlejuice immediately went into overprotective uncle mode

-Queen Aranea, Prince Vince’s mother, is something of a witch and she enjoys brewing potions and creating spells

The Giant Squark is a giant squid/shark hybrid that is native to the Neitherworld and they’re ferocious predators the dead fear

-Aranea met King Sebastian, Prince Vince’s father, at a drive-in movie. She was working at the theater and Sebastian, who was Prince at the time, noticed her and he was instantly smitten… and Aranea was smitten with him, too. But she knew a commoner like her could never be with the Prince of the Neitherworld, so she decided to disguise herself as a princess to fool Sebastian’s parents. It worked for a little while, but when everyone found out the truth, Sebastian stood by Aranea and he told her that he loved her for who she really was. And he told his parents that if they couldn't deal with that then he and Aranea would leave. But of course, that didn't happen

-Prince Vince was born and raised in the Neitherworld

-Sebastian abdicated the throne when he thought Vince should be ready to rule. He tolerates the boy, but he doesn't like his son’s gloomy disposition

-Aranea can transform herself into a Giant Squark

-Sebastian can transform himself into a chimera

-Vince can transform himself into a four-headed hydra

-When Lydia married Vince and became Queen of the Neitherworld, she developed supernatural powers of her own, including the ability to transform herself into a giant red and black spider

-Sebastian has two pet hounds named Basher and Slasher

-Lydia and Vince have a daughter named Mona

-Juno had become Lydia’s royal advisor when Lydia and Vince were crowned King and Queen

-Mona’s best friend is a young albino girl named Anna-Maria Bloodworth… and she’s the child of Bloody Mary

-Heaven and Hell do exist, but the Neitherworld is more similar to a purgatory

-When he was alive, Beetlejuice was a conman as well as a crazy drug addict and after a while, he started to hear voices in his head. The voices got louder and louder until finally, he couldn’t take it anymore and he decided to kill himself, which led him to end up in the Neitherworld

-Beetlejuice was supposed to assist Juno in helping her clients understand and readjust to their new afterlives as well as help them get rid of any unwanted guests. And he quit because he thought he could do so much better at getting rid of the living than any ghost ever could

-Adam and Barbara were high school sweethearts when they were alive

-Juno was a higher up at a very successful company, but the pressure to be perfect was a little too much for her, especially at her old age. And at the end of it, she ended her life

-Beetlejuice started out as an ordinary ghost, but he wanted to be more than that. So he went to see a sorcerer and asked him to be more powerful than any ghost in the Neitherworld. The sorcerer agreed, but the price Beetlejuice had to pay was his sense of reason and most of his sanity

-Both God AND the Devil created the Neitherworld together. It started out as a thought and after a while with help from a bit of witchcraft, it manifested itself into the freaky and wacky Neitherworld we know today

-Sandworms were ancient beings created by a group of gods and they feed on the dead. That’s why Beetlejuice and most of the Neitherworld citizens are so afraid of them

-Miss Argentina used to be an ordinary beauty pageant queen from South America when she was alive. She was a champion, but when she lost a SUPER big pageant at the peak of her career, she thought she lost her thunder and had a bit of a mental break. Her loss combined with all of the stress she was under to be the absolute best drove her over the edge and she decided to end her life, even though she keeps saying it was an accident

-There are all sorts of strange and crazy creatures in the Neitherworld. There are rats the size of bears, vicious butterflies, monsters made of goo, demonic clowns, cats, dogs, and rabbits that are very similar to Cerberus and Orthrus, and so many more

-The Neitherworld has nobility, but very strange nobility

-There are some rather cruel and nasty punishment methods in the Neitherworld, mostly taking inspiration from medieval torture methods as well as a few magical ones

-Maxie Dean and his wife died after Beetlejuice smacked them sky high with hammers

-Halloween is a pretty HUGE deal down in the Neitherworld and I'm sure they do, kind of like how the inhabitants of Halloweentown go to the human world to spread Halloween spirit

-A necromancer from a long time ago wrote the Handbook for the Recently Deceased so it could help out new souls that aren't used to being dead yet

This is all I've got so far, but feel free to tell me what you think and tell me which one is your favorite

#Beetlejuice #Tim Burton

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