#and my wife has covid

[dewmie-in]

*awkwardly jazz-hands into the room*

I'd love to talk more about these two nerds. Here are some headcanons/story ideas that I hope you like!

Have you ever seen a snake yawn? Sometimes it's just a big stretch, but I have seen a few videos where the little guy's face practically turns inside-out. Because of how they eat, their jaws are very flexible. I imagine that in the first few months of their relationship, after Dewey has gotten comfortable enough around Jamie to slip up just a bit, he yawns without thinking about it and then has to deal with the aftermath.

Jamie is nearsighted and doesn't wear glasses that often (perfectionism) but around the same time Dewey stumbles upon a picture and awkwardly remarks that it's cute.

Their first kiss happens on the beach, which could have been romantic if the wind hadn't blown Jamie's massive amounts of hair everywhere, including into his partner's mouth. Looking back, they both think it's funny.

These are all incredible and if I wasn't completely exhausted I would draw the Dewey sneeple-yawn like right now.

#new job (again- long story) #and my wife has covid #so i cant do much rn #but thank you dearest sewergoblintrash for keeping the ship alive #answered asks #dewmie headcanons

[deadlydelicious]

Now I know they were constrained because of Covid but I think my perfect Supernatural ending would be a sight flash forward, with a camera tracking through the bunker, bustling with hunters coming and going.

We start by finding Sam standing at the big map table back in his season 14 premier role as mission control dispatching hunters on jobs, but this time he's got a baby strapped to his chest. Eileen comes in, covered in a bit of blood spatter clearly just back from a hunt, and she gives like a quick kiss to the baby and to Sam.

The camera continues tracking showing Garth in the library with Claire and Patience, deeply embroiled in some sort of research/story exchange trying to one up each other. We continue on through the halls, alternate Bobby and Charlie walking past geared up for a hunt, down past the kitchen where Donna and Jody are standing round the counter drinking coffee and laughing. We keep continuing through the space seeing all these hunters gathered in this home base, laughing and living and bonding

And then we go down to the basement, where we find Dean. We see him only from the back; alone, on his knees, facing a wall that's been covered in some sort of sigils. He's murmuring quietly, clearly in the middle of some sort of incantation, and we have arrived just as he finishes with a flourish of sparks and smoke from the bowl at his knees. We then cut round to show a centered close-up of his face as he stares forward, a worried look on his face, watching the wall. It holds on this tight close up, hanging on his expression as he waits in trepidation. Then suddenly his face is lit by a bright glow, and we see his expression crack into a teary smile as we hear Castiel's voice say "Hello Dean".

And cut to black

#kx watches spn #kx watches supernatural #i just know the ending thats coming is such a bungled mess #and some of it is covids fault but most of it is shitty writing #supernatural #spn #dean winchester #sam winchester #castiel #team free will #destiel #eileen leahy #fuck you of course my finale has sam and eileen with a kid- down with 'blurry wife and dead guy jr'

[opens-up-4-nobody]

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#man ive never seen an eating disorder kill someone else besides a parent infecting a child but my nana is really trying #shes like 1000% orthotexic. will not eat anything not filled with vegetables or fat. and my grandpa is 87yo with a heart condition currentl #in the hospital for covid bc thry went to Christmas church and dont believe in being vaccinated and my dad is so frustrated #bc he knows his mom is not gonna give his dad hearty foods. he needs to eat like protein shakes and meat and ice cream. anything thats not #her cooking which sucks on top of being extremely healthy. except its not healthy bc they dont eat a balanced diet #so its my nanas eating disorder killing her husband and shes so fucking frustrating. im like 99% sure she has obsessive compulsive #personally disorder bc she fits to a T and has zero insight. she may have full on 0cd bc talking to my dad he has more obvious 0cd #compulsions than i do. he used to say phrases before going to bed and would take 2 steps across the floor to prevent bad things from #happening. so like im pretty sure my nana is where i get my perfectionism and 0cd. god. i wish i could express how fucked up she is #like my dad said at least he had a stable home to grow up in but like she has zero sympathy for other people. cannot look past herself. wil #not wear a mask bc she doesnt care enough abt other ppl. my dad was like: u would not have survived in that house. which is fair bc i am #barely keeping it together coming from a stable home with two sympathetic parents who i know love me #and like its sad that they're suffering the effects of buying into the fox news bullshit and its killing them #but also. genuinely. i think theyre not very good ppl. theyre the type of people who think they're better bc they're religious. white. and #thin. and theyre not better thsn anyone. their grandchildren cant stand them. well cant stand her at least. papa is just quite so its hard #to say what hes thinking. apparently he was confused last night and saying something about eating dinner on the golf course. which sounds #nicer thsn being in the hospital lol. ugh. he seems not long for this world tbh. may he pass peacefully to b with his 1st wife who died of #brain cancer at age like 20 or something. so it goes. bleh. how many funerals are intended for me in the next 5 years? hopefully none but #that seems improbable with the unspoken drain circling that seems to b going on in this family. old age and like almost 10 years of cancer #defying the stats but for how much longer? #i dunno. its just so weird to watch these things happen and not talk about it directly to the other ppl who see it #i worry that ill come off as too callose or inappropriate bc i have that tendency when something bad is happening but thats everyone else #excuse? idk i just feel like its better to talk abt things #unrelated #ed mention #i tell u this so i can say these things to someone and also bc if i were u. i would like to hear the drama #bc im nosey and i assume other r too ;-]

[999-roses]

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#i picked up my sibling (that I had been almost no contact with for like 9+ years?) from the airport and. fucking hell #they were sick and told me to mask but apparently they didnt bother to mask... IN AN AIRPORT ON AN AIRPLANE #anyway i masked in my car. 1+ hr drive home #this was a few days ago now :) #they've been to the gym several times since then. still coughing 🙃 #guess what. I'm sick now #mad doesn't even begin to cover it #gonna do an at-home covid test :/ wish me luck i guess #edit: my partn--i mean wife has all our at-home tests & we been in different cities for a hot second. great. #well at least i wont pass it onto her. i guess

[socallmedaisy]

apologies that my queue for the next 3 to 4 days is just renee rapp and sex lives of college girls gifsets I've been in bed with the flu for three days and was vaguely delirious when I went into her tag

#teasing my wife about her liking renee rapp when we went to see mean girls (2024) a month ago #and then falling face first into the same hole 4 weeks later has been a humbling experience #(I took four covid tests and they were all negative so I am sticking with it was the flu thanks)

[amethystina]

— Merry Christmas! 🎄

I know it's technically not Christmas yet, just the day before, but in my country everyone tends to celebrate a little early and wish in advance so I'm doing that ❤️

I wanted to be able to give you a gift because I consider you an amazing writer and person, but unfortunately it won't be possible. Even so, I hope you can have a great holiday and spend Christmas with people you love.

(PS: If you are from any specific religion that doesn't celebrate Christmas, let me know and I can redo my comment! Either way, I hope your day is wonderful)

Merry Christmas! :D

Actually, in Sweden (where I live) we celebrate Christmas on Christmas Eve so you were actually right on time ;) Christmas Day is more of a "let's laze around and try to recover from all the food we ate yesterday but also eat even more because moderation is overrated" sort of deal.

Though it's a little different for me this year since I'm actually alone for Christmas — by choice, don't worry. So instead of Christmas food, I've been eating reheated takeout for the past three days since I've barricaded myself inside our house and refused to do anything even remotely straining (including cooking).

Basically, the last two months have been rough, with work being incredibly stressful and me being very sick (and just mentally and emotionally exhausted overall), so I decided to stay at home and rest. Which is pretty sad since my wife is visiting her relatives right now and there are some nephews I've yet to meet, but I would probably have collapsed if I had tried to go with her. Sooo yeah.

Also, please don't feel like you have to give me anything! I gladly share my writing with you all and I don't expect anything in return :) That said, I appreciate you thinking of me — that's very sweet of you! Thank you 💜

But yeah! Merry Christmas and thank you so, so much for taking the time to send me such lovely well-wishes! I hope you're doing well too and I wish you a good rest of the year and a wonderful 2024! :D

You're amazing 💜

#Amethystina Replies #Anonymous #Like for real #I opened the front door the first time since Friday just this morning #Because I had to check why it was so goddamn noisy #Turns out it was our neighbour snow blowing our driveway #Because he thought we weren't home and wanted to help #But he kept going even after he found out I was home #Because I'm having another bout of long Covid induced sickness #And all the coughing made him very concerned #So he decided I shouldn't be shovelling the driveway in my state anyway #He's so nice ;___; #Like this man is the best neighbour ever #He has every tool imaginable #And gossips like everyone's business is his business #He is an absolute hoot #And we bribe him and his wife with cookies and homemade apple sauce #God I'm an ACTUAL adult aren't I? #I'm making nice with the neighbours and everything

[hatake]

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#my poor therapist caught covid just before his vacation 😢 #he had to cancel our appointment today obviously/understandably #and i'm kind of stressed bc i won't see him next week either #i feel like my therapy sessions are the only reason i can feel sane lately 😭 #sounds like my cousin is getting a divorce #and i just know my fam is gonna complain about how poor chester the molester was taken advantage of by his evil wife :( #if how he acted when we were growing up is any indicator #wouldn't be surprised if he was abusive towards her and that's why she's leaving #just not excited about having to hear everyone pity his gross ass #and having no outside source to affirm that he's actually capable of and & has done so much wrong lol #ughhhhhh

[eoieopda]

we’re taking a bit of a breather from my parents’ massive itinerary (bored midwesterners who never travel to big cities, lol) so i am briefly back with crumbs of my actual life for those who care —

1.) for context: i’m 28, @cinnamin-ji just turned 30, and our older brother (one of two) is nearly 31. our parents were younger than all of us currently are when min-ji and i were adopted (which means they had four — FOUR!!! — young kids by the time they were my age ☠️ and they did not stop there, oh no!!) anyways, they’re in their mid-50s. when i tell you that it is MORTIFYING how much more energy our parents have than we do??? been struggling to keep up all day omfg. i cannot hang 😮‍💨

2.) i’m 99.9% sure my parents were more stoked to see my dog and best friend (he’s been my best friend since childhood) than they were to see me and my sister 😭🤪

3.) my jewish-italian mother (double whammy of mom-ness iykyk!!!) drove approx. ten hours with BAGS UPON BAGS of pre-prepared meals for me, my sister, and aforementioned best friend. as if we’re all starving to death (she did say “you’re too thin 😐” to each of us before even saying hello btw.) their SUV was essentially wall to wall with tupperware and i still can’t wrap my brain around how they transported three (3) entire adults and their travel bags, too?

4.) my dad cannot process the accents/slang here so anytime someone speaks to him, i can hear his brain making the windows pc error noise, lmao. poor guy.

#my oldest brother and his wife were supposed to come but one of my nephews has covid which is sad sad sad #but fuck i’m so happy i missed my fam so much 😩 #non bts #jade speaks #saranghae sister #ot6

[pepprs]

my mom isn’t letting my dad go back to his office bc him being out of the house stresses her out and makes her have a flare up and it’s like kind of insane. like i understand why the idea of him doing that would make her panicky and angry as someone who also struggles w separation anxiety and abandonment shit / has physical symptoms from that kind of stress (though not to the same degree ofc) but also he is a grown man. he should be allowed to go to his office and not have to shape his entire life around her needs. and she keeps guilt tripping him out of it and it’s impacting his quality of life a lot and the whole thing is kind of… hm

#purrs #delete later #also she’s guilt tripping me into coming to the stupid fucking potluck on sunday bc she needs the extra help and it’s like… what are you #gonna do when i move out. like i am a grown woman and i should be able to choose how i spend my two precious weekend days. and my dad is a #grown man and he should be able to choose where he works. like is that not a little bit insane. i get it but also….. i do think it s kind of #fucked ip that it’s her way or the highway and her needs take priority over all of ours and she’s asking us to bend to what she wants when #she wants it. like i get it bc she’s sick but it’s not fair for her to expect that from my dad especially. particularly when me and my #brother are back at work / school in more high risk environments than my dad who would be in a private office alll day. and the thing is no #one is brave enough to all her on it bc if we did it would be the END of the world. she even threw a fit on my dads bday and complained bc #the things he wanted to do were things she didn’t want to do like all the man wanted to do was go mini golfing and when that wasn’t good #enough he just wanted to go on a walk and my mom complained the whole time and also scoffed the movie he wanted to watch and said it was #boring and it’s like… wtf it’s HIS birthday??? but what do you expect from the woman who (and in fairness her friends got her these as gifts #but still) has TWO kitchen items that say some variation of ‘a marriage is when one is always right and the other is always the husband’ 💀 #i look at that little plaque every night bc it’s in front of the sink when im doing dishes and it makes me so fucking angry. like my dad is #a whole fucking person and he can be right too and he deserves to make choices and be happy and not have his wife put him down all the time. #idk. and she puts down his family all the time too and complains when he wants to do the most reasonable things for his own enjoyment that #don’t align with hers and criticizes his interests all the time and it just sucks to see. he never shows hurt or anything so idk how he #feels about it but it makes me so angry and sad and when i tell her to stop she just lashes out at me so. 🤪. like how do we get her to stop #making her needs more important than everyone else’s bc… she may be our mom / his wife / whateger but that doesn’t make her queen. no one is #(andalso this has only gotten worse bc of covid / her being sick. like this has been a lifelong thing it’s just it’s a lot worse now bc the #circumstances gave her room / forced her to have to take up more space. and it’s just so frustrating. i get it. but none of us are pawns or #dolls or subordinates or anything. there’s 5 adults here and we should all be able to make choices and not be guilt tripped by her. lol #)

[lanibgoode]

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#the universe has decided to kick me while i'm already down #got told today they'd be taking away our insurance because our income is $100 over the limit #and then my wife came home from work and tested positive for covid #why

[born-to-lose]

Aggressively promoting the bar where I work on all my social media

#i'm reposting the job ad everywhere on instagram and facebook etc etc we're not nearly enough people #next month is fucking packed for me i only got 11 days in november without any kind of appointment #i agreed to take over five shifts instead of the usual three bc i don't have a regular job yet so i can still do that to help #(and also hoping i can get some more free weekends in december so i can go christmas market hopping) #but i'll def attend the st nicholas day party which will double as my birthday party since i don't have anyone else i'd wanna spend it with #anyway pls before covid they were 12 people and now we're 6 😭😭 if you exclude the boss' mom who usually only works wednesday and thursday #sometimes the boss himself works behind the counter too but only if he's not the dj or if there's no concert #sometimes even his dad or wife and one of my coworkers can't work much rn either bc her son has cancer and she can't plan too far in advance #for anyone who doesn't live here i'm still promoting it for cheap international glam concerts. paunchy cats. you gotta have been there #mel talks

[shadowkira]

Time to covid test because we're short staffed and people are coming in sick. Some of them have been masking up but others have not and they're not wearing K95s... and now I feel like I'm getting sick. 🙃

At least three people I've worked with in the last week have or have had covid.

#Personal #fml my wife literally just started working a part time job and has been out sick herself with long covid... without pay. almost 6 weeks now #I'm sure we can survive for a week of me off but I don't have enough personal time to cover a full week. ugh.

[calliopecalling]

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#so this week has been one thing after another in my house #first I had an ovarian cyst rupture that landed me in the ER on Monday #then my baby's childcare provider got COVID #now my wife and I are sick too #(COVID tests pending) #it's the first time my rewatch series progress has been this thrown off #since I started back in fall 2021 #I'd planned to recap 4x08-13 on Tuesday but... #then I had it almost all drafted on Wednesday night but tumblr bugged out on me and froze the browser so I couldn't save it #yes I'm an idiot who drafts things straight in tumblr rather than copying and pasting #anyway #I was too tired and annoyed to re-do it #I'm still not sure when I'll finish it but hopefully in the next few days and if I run out of s4 sets I'll just queue random jeresa sets #until I'm back in the proverbial saddle #or maybe I'll just throw up something half-assed to get it over with #WHO KNOWS

[alsaurus-loves-dean]

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#my wife has covid. we are stuck at my sister’s house in Connecticut #we have cats at home and I didn’t bring my work laptop #and also my pregnant wife has covid lmao fml

[bigfishthemusical]

hmmmmmmmm I’m gonna fucking explode with shrapnel!! Fucking die and explode

#my parents are talking about how Crazy the new variant of covid is like they didn’t all stop caring about the pandemic months ago. #and like. my uncle got covid just this week and he’s immune comprised. and his wife has been visiting my grandparents a lot recently so like #i think I should have the right to put people in a small container and shake it very hard.

[anothermansjeans]

screaming, crying, ripping my hair out

#this is fun #so fun #so my prof has covid 🤪 #and our last american lit class is tomorrow #and i don’t feel prepared for the final at all 😋 #and then my other lit class with him on tuesday is supposed to be an exam day before the final #and he canceled the review zoom so that’s fun #i hope he feels better soon but his wife had covid and he knew this was a possibility so idk why we didn’t plan accordingly 🤪🤪🤪🤪 #anne marie shut up pls :)