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nicosavior456 · 3 months
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Adventures of Chika Hanabusa: The Restoration of Earth
Disclaimer: This book follows the events of Percy Jackson and Heros of Olympus fanfic, this fanfic will not include Trails of Apollo, The Kane Chronicles, and Magnus Chase.
Chapter 20: New Faces
Hyun PoV
As Alabaster, Ryan, and I walk inside the portal, we are suddenly in front of the gate and you can see the label at the top that says Spiti, which is Greek for home in black paint. The gate opens slowly and the three of us walk in. There is a woman in front of us, and she is wearing an ancient toga that is color blue. She has the same green eyes as Ryan, and she casts a welcoming smile. Her hair is in a braid to the side of her shoulders.
"Nice to meet you, Hyun Mun, I am Rhea. The Titaness of Comfort and Motherhood." She says in a serene tone, Holy shit I'm standing in front of Olympian's mom. You know, she kind of dresses very basic for someone who is the Queen of the Titans. I quickly bowed in front of her, but Rhea just laughed.
"No need to bow demigod, I'm no longer queen of the cosmos." She holds her hand up to me and I take it. Dang, she's stronger than she looks. She could work in the WWE and beat John Cena in a fight. I may not be gay, but dang she’s a hot momma with her smile, her big breasts, her toned arms hiding in the toga. The gods got their beauty from her. She leads around the settlement, which is full of one-story houses with different colors and symbols from one another. We walk further into the area and there is a girl that is coming to us. She has a grey sweater and blue skinny jeans with some dirt stains. Her eyes are light blue with some green tints, she has short brown hair, and she’s wearing a carefree smile.
“Heyo, my name is Camira Sealgait, and I’m a daughter of the Titan of Air and Hunting named Lelantos. A pleasure to meet ya” She says in a thick Irish accent and she holds her hand in a handshake. I look at both Rhea and Ryan and they nod for me to take the handshake.
"My name is Hyun Mun, I'm a Roman demigod and my godly parent is Trivia, but I'm also a legacy of Venus." Camira took my hand and shook it wildly and my whole body shook up and down. The girl is strong, she could have broken my hand easily.
“Anyway, Hyun there are more of us. They just not here now, well except one." Camira bows before Rhea and she makes a cheeky smile to Ryan.
“Oh Ryan, can I show her my archer skills real quick." Ryan made a hand gesture like he was letting Camira take the stage. Suddenly a bow and a quiver of arrows appear out of nowhere around Camira's body. Ok, that can be useful, since monsters are very fast and you need to use your weapons quickly. Camira stands in front of us and aims her bow in front of the tree. She shot the arrow and suddenly the arrow hit the branch of the tree and the branch hit the floor. This girl has so good archery skills, and could even be better than the children of Apollo.
“Dear please don’t cause a lot of destruction, Ryan you take Hyun around while I will regrow the branch quickly." Rhea sighed and the tree regrowed another branch while Camira did a nervous laughter and rubbed the back of her head. Ryan and Alabaster took me to the woody part of the settlement and as we went further in the woods, we saw a small lake and a Japanese boy moving his hands and the water following his hand movements. It was a pretty sight to see the lake dance to his tune.
“This is Kaito Hanabusa and he’s the son of Tethys, the titaness of Fresh Water.” Kaito stops and he look at me. He has similar facial features to Chika except he is more masculine. His eyes are ocean blue, and he has similar black hair to Chika.
“Wait are you Chika’s cousin?” I asked Kaito and looked shocked.
“How do you know my cousin?” Kaito got off the lake and his clothes were still dry despite Kaito being at the lake. He wears a  blue tank top with yellow basketball shorts.
“I did a quest with her?” Kaito stares at me with uncertainty showing in his face.
“How is she? I hope she’s doing well” Kaito says as if he worries about her.
“She’s fine, she is a strong fighter.” Kaito did a smug smile while he crossed his arm.
“Yeah, she is."  I think I might like it here. It seems very spacey and comfortable compared to Camp Jupiter. I hope Ben will make it here.
"Hey Ryan, I have a quick favor to ask," I say in uncertainty, I'm not sure if the guy can bring Ben but I have to try.
“Let me guess, you want us to bring Ben Sinclair and his mom here. It has already been done.”
“How did you know that is what I’m about to ask.” What is Ryan? a telepath?
“This guy told me.” Ryan points to Alabaster and Alabaster looks away.
"I only did it because Ben is the only one who can make you behave. It's not like I care about your happiness." Alabaster's face is a bit mad with rage. I never thought Alabaster had a heart. I guess this asshole did the right thing. Kaito looks bored and decides to move back to the lake.
Ryan leads Alabaster and me away from the lake and he walks back to the house area. Rhea softly reprimands Camira and Camira looks on sheepishly. Lord, I do not want to imagine what Rhea will be like if she's pissed.
“Ryan dear it seems like another recruit has come." Suddenly the same portal that took me here reappears in front of us. Two people came out of the portal. Omg….It's Ben. He wears a Minecraft t-shirt and jeans. He combs his brown hair to the sides, and he runs up to me, and carries me in a warm embrace. The 2nd person was Ben's mom, who still wears her doctor's coat and has tied her blonde hair in a ponytail. Her blue eyes show warmness as Ben and I hug each other.
“Ahh, young love.”Mrs. Sinclair chuckles warmly. I almost forgot I got out of Ben's embrace took out my pouch, and handed Ben the pink portion.
“You think that this can work Hyun.”
“It has to, I sacrificed so much to get to this point. This is it, we can end this stupid curse once and for all.” I said confidently, this portion is our only hope of fixing this werewolf business.
“I trust you.” Ben drinks the portion, and his body shakes violently. Ben's mom held Ben to her chest meanwhile Ryan ran to Ben's side and held Ben’s hand.
"At ease Ben, everybody waiting for you," Ryan says in a soft-spoken voice Ben's body stops shaking and he falls asleep while his mom holds him close.
“He will be fine Mrs. Sinclair, he just needs to rest now. I'm guessing you are going to watch over him now." Ryan looked at me and I nodded.
“You don’t need to guess; I know I will.” Ryan leads Alabaster, Miss Sinclair, and me to what I believe is the infirmary. This is it, it's all over. The curse has ruined both our lives, and we are finally free of it. I have put up with the Titan's Army bullshit for far too long to get to this point. I have hurt, killed, and betrayed others all for the sake of curing Ben. He will no longer be a werewolf and we can finally have a normal life away from New Rome and the Titan War. This is the first time when I'm genuinely happy, I've finally won. Ryan is carrying Ben throughout the whole walk; He looks so peaceful now away from the burden of being a werewolf.
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pin-crusher2000 · 5 hours
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Earth 66
1) Story you would write for Chris and Jon if it’s up to you?
2) Story you would write for the Grayson-And’r kids?
3) Between Chris and Mar’i , who’s likely to wake up before the other and make breakfast for them?
4) Favorite Pro Wrestlers for both New Young Justice and Young Titans? (If they’re into that)
5) If Chris and Jon were a wrestling tag team, what’ll be their theme song?
Good questions @paladin-of-nerd-fandom65 :D
1:
Aftermath Zod: after the battle & death of his father, General Zod, Chris decided to stay in his room suffering from depression after betraying his family & earth working as a sleeper agent. Jon goes into his room to check up on him & tells him they would always be family no matter what. (Chris is a little jealous that he isn’t the bio son) they both hug, crying into each others shoulders.
2: Young Fight Club: taking some ideas from Victor Zassz hosting a underground fight club for kids, however the host is either: a OC named Knuckle, a 14-16 year old thug who runs a kid gang kidnapping children to fight, OR OR in a au, Colin Wilkes who is a villain after so much mistreatment from the foster care system. (Here he has no venom powers, just beefy muscles) (both has brass knuckles or gloves that can hurt metahumans)
Jake & mar’i decides to look upon some missing kids posters & mange’s to find a underground fight club; Jake, wearing something gangster looking (XD) decides to be undercover fighting others (other tough looking kids) & mar’i sneaks away to save the missing kids.
The final battle ends with Knuckle/Abuse getting his butt kicked by Jake & mar’i; he ends up with drawings on his face & his underwear pulled up from his butt.
3: hmmmm Chris, definitely thanks to his mom & dad, but mar’i does cook too. (With either partner wrapping their arms & hands around the other’s stomach, with a kiss on the cheek.)
4: (only doing the members that might watch wrestling)
Jon Kent: John Cena, Undertaker, Seth Rolllins, Rikishi, Scotty 2 Hottie, Daniel Bryan, Kane.
Hunter Trevor: Roman Reigns, Sheamas, CM Punk, Edge, Cody Rhones.
Hector Hall: Chris Jericho, The Shield, CM Punk, John Cena, The Rock.
Jake Grayson: John Cena, The UnderTaker, Brock Lenser, The Rock, Roman Reigns.
5: definitely Too Cool’s “you look fly today.” Fits them perfectly XD or maybe the Superman theme with both running around the “stage” with white shirts, jeans, & shoes, plus a red blanket for Jon & a blue blanket for Chris wrapped around their necks.
Thanks for the asks! Let me know if you got more! :-)
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agentnico · 3 months
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Argylle (2024) review
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Mr Cavill, you sir are fine class gentleman. But that flat-top haircut is a disgrace and you know it.
Plot: Reclusive author Elly Conway writes best-selling espionage novels about a secret agent named Argylle who's on a mission to unravel a global spy syndicate. However, when the plots of her books start to mirror the covert actions of a real-life spy organization, the line between fiction and reality begin to blur.
I have noticed critics have really been harsh on this movie, with as of this writing Argylle holds a 35% review approval from Rotten Tomatoes. It’s not that bad. In fact it’s really enjoyable. Yes, it’s really dumb, but it’s also fun. Director Matthew Vaughn’s latest is gladly a crowd-pleasing action spy flick that is full of twists and bombastic set pieces, that takes inspiration from the 1973 French comedy The Man from Acapulco starring Jean-Paul Belmondo, where the novelist too was getting mixed into their fictional created spy world. Yes, there are an abundance of twists, so much so that if you really look into it there are so many logical gaps and absurd plot holes, however this movie embraces its silliness and simply tries to out-do each twist with another one, as if in a personal race of wit. Some turns are predictable, some less, but it’s all good fun and every time the story threw another narrative curveball I couldn’t help but have a smile on my face.
That’s really what this movie boils down to - it’s an irreverent over-the-top espionage blockbuster that’s a ton of fun, featuring an all-star cast of famous people, most of whom are only cameos (Dua Lipa fans please reserve your expectations), all of whom are having the best time ever and you’re enjoying the ride alongside them. Henry Cavill does his best Bond impression, however even though he’s the titular character he’s actually hardly in the movie. I’m serious, aside from the opening sequence he pops in maybe 5 minutes total in the whole film? Yep, guess that’s your first twist there. Argylle hardly has any Argylle. Nevertheless Cavill as always is a charmer, but maybe wait till Guy Ritchie’s The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare to get your proper 2024 fill of Henry Cavill. Dua Lipa does a dance; John Cena’s in there somewhere but I couldn’t see him (almost as if he’s, dare I say, invisible!); Catherine O’Hara excels; Bryan Cranston does the evil-dude-in-a-lair trope with the gusto of Walter White for he is indeed the one who knocks, and Samuel L. Jackson is heavily under-used, acting as only a MacGuffin to give the movie’s finale some extra stakes, though that does fall a bit flat. However the main characters of Argylle are Bryce Dallas Howard and Sam Rockwell. This is their movie. With Howard playing writer Elly Conway with a delightful spark, but it’s Sam Rockwell who’s the MVP, which shouldn’t come as a surprise as he’s great in these type of sarcastic roles. He gets one of the best lines and moments, and honestly he’s on top form.
In terms of negatives, the CGI is bad. Like astonishingly bad. There are some truly cool action sequences, but they were consistently hindered by the overused obvious green screen which was so jarring, and at times it felt like even when characters were standing just talking that they were still enveloped in CGI. Heck, this movie includes a cat which by the way adds nothing to the plot, but it’s there and for the most part it’s a CGI cat, which just looked daft. Also at over 2 hours the movie could have easily cut off a little fat and shortened its runtime, as it did overstay its welcome a little. That being said this is the most fun I’ve had with a Matthew Vaughn flick since his first Kingsman movie, and it was nice to switch off my brain and simply enjoy a silly nonsensical piece of entertainment. Oh, and the soundtrack choices throughout were great. Can never go wrong with a lil’ Barry White.
Overall score: 5/10
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dyed-red · 2 years
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get to know the blogger
tagged by the lovely @applecrumbledore to do a 20 questions and 20 tags game. a bit late with this reply but better than never!
About Me
Name: phyn, phynali, redhead
Sign: capricorn and it shows
Height: under 5 feet, yes it is a curse
Birthday: Jan 3
Time: this is getting weirdly specific
Favorite band/artists: i’m literally So Bad at picking favourites i honestly don’t know. uhhh Fleetwood Mac? carseat head rest? idk guys music is good go listen to lots of it
Last movie: The Gray Man
Last show: the Sandman (it was really good!)
When I created this blog: like several several years ago with the username ‘theregoestheneighbourhood’ but eventually changed it to dyed-red to match my ao3 pseud. but i only started using this blog actively in like early 2020 and at the time refused to tag anything or interact with folks haha (sorry i’m a curmudgeon)
What I post: a lot of wincest, weirdcest, and some gencest, but especially content about sam and dean. stuff i think is interesting about characterization especially
Last thing I googled: John Cena’s filmography (i was trying to remember the name of the show Peacemaker)
Other blogs: @/phynali is my main, @/coldtomyflash is the side for my former massive hyperfixation, coldflash
Do I get asks: sometimes? i really love getting asks though so please send them. i do have one unanswered one in my inbox from a million years ago about the episode ‘ask jeeves’ that i haven’t rewatched and can’t reply to properly (yet) but i TRY to answer the ones i get
Following: i’m at 144 which is way too high. for the first 8 years i spent on this site i kept it under 100 except for little blips. since joining the SPN fandom it’s it’s 1.5x what it was before and i keep itching to cull it but also don’t want to
Average hours of sleep: ~7, but i genuinely need like 9 so sometimes i crash for 11-13 hours
Instruments: i’m the least musical person i’ve ever met
What I’m wearing: jeans and a t-shirt
Dream job: my existing one with more job security and autonomy, and fewer demands and expectations. my industry needs an overhaul
Dream trip: through southeast asia
Nationality: canadian but i don’t live in canadia-land any longer
Favorite songs: we’ve been over how bad i am at this favourites thing right? right. okay go listen to Clam Crab Cockle Cowrie by Joanna Newsom
Last book I read: A Deadly Education by Naomi Novik, because i decided i should probably read astolat’s original works and holy hell did i enjoy this book, can’t wait for the third in the series (holding off on reading the second so i can read all 3 when the last one is out)
3 fiction universes I’d live in: steven universe, dctv-verse (the flash, etc), uhhh... star wars?
tagging: okay 20 people is way too many and idk who all has done this and who’s currently active, but let’s see how many i can think of... @fandom-hoarder, @brotherwives, @trials-era-sam, @catboyjohnwinchester, @theangiediary, @redmyeyes, @hi-im-dazey, @peach-coke, @jaytwo, @ruinedsam, @themegalosaurus, @youchoseeachother, @brother-in-a-g-string @prince-of-elsinore
(no pressure if this isn’t your thing, and/or if you’re the type of person who likes being tagged in stuff like this don’t hesitate to drop a note here and i’ll try to remember you for next time)
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fkyumerica · 3 months
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this was his abraham lincoln coat
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as big as the wall
crown molding
the line
this is her too
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she was the corpse bride and he wanted his mom to kill her
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and vampira
heres one hers
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he raped it on her
these were the 'angels' in their house
lizzie bordens mom
she killed her to do it
carrie, carries daughter
carries mom
diana
and diane
jean and cheryl
then jeffery did and boys
she was barbra bush and looked like a normal old woman to me
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she was et and he put her in a dryer
jeffery/vinnie/chipper did "i can buy anyone to be my friend"
to kill her
and he shot her there
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ing the house
the ghost wedding dress
that statue got her pregnant and he put his great grandma in it
the victorian hat part of the house
it is mary sues mother
she feels so bad
this face meant i will rape you with infants
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she left her relationship and wanted attractive giants to stay to
a group
she was related to them she could do it she thought
and stay safe and alive
his eyes are the same
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brian/john cena
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brokeback mountain
and he did inbreed
she just said she would give me one
they take down people with a shark everyday
madonna is their family
and has to have hard tits live everyday to show her great grandpa so he leads apes through the country everyday
morning to night keep running
was ireland a name to one family?
it was his name
oh wow lilacs
and them in it
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him and his wife
then the rest go in to orgy
they are it
the apes
she is amanda gibson, carrie is
eye contacts
we followed her
all she does is fake a walkie talkie
no im over here
all basketball players too, 11
kid rock mated with her, the grandma
great
amber did too
carrie cut his dick off
then they go wild
anything you say i will send at oyu
farts
they did it
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usagirotten · 3 months
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Movie Review: The Beekeeper is astonishingly bad and entertainingly good
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Action heroes have had a very active participation in film and television for decades, each generation has seen and had their favorites and it is a genre that is popular among locals and strangers. These productions have an already established rule: the actors evolve and adapt to new media, leaving the baton to others. During the 80s and 90's we saw the birth of those who are now great stars of celluloid, Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Bruce Willis, Wesley Snipes, Harrison Ford, Steven Seagal, Kurt Russell, Jackie Chan Mel Gibson among many others. The new generation of heroes has brought with them diverse and varied stories ranging from the fight against drug traffickers, white slavery, kidnappings, conspiracies, large-scale robberies, and everything attached to the modernity of the time in which we live being Tom Cruise, Dwayne Johnson, Keanu Reeves, Liam Neeson, John Cena, Robert Downey Jr, Chris Hemsworth, Ryan Reynolds, Chris Evans, Vin Diesel, and Jason Statham who are now in charge of taking the action to a new level. With productions that range from the most complex and successful to the simplest that end up being part of a catalog on some Sreeaming platform, good, average, bad, and very bad productions make it clear to us that there is everything for everyone, the director At the beginning of 2024, David Ayer presents a film that complies with the rules with a different approach, The Beekeeper raises how dangerous modernity can be.
What is the film about?
The so-called Beekeepers are elements that form and apply a special program outside of any chain of command, men and women work ruthlessly during the most extreme circumstances involving a national emergency, when Adam Clay (Jason Statham), a retired Beekeeper, discovers a conspiracy in The highest levels of the government will have to unlock all their knowledge and defense mechanisms to fulfill a new mission, revenge against those who believe they are untouchable and above the law. We cannot deny that this genre is extremely entertaining, having a premiere like this in which we see the actor Jason Statham flaunting everything he knows about martial arts and fighting is extremely pleasant for those who like this type of film, the idea That there is a "secret" elite that brings order where others cannot is extremely cliché and trite, here there is absolutely nothing new or anything that enriches but there is something that entertains. Adam Clay is a stealthy ex-combatant who seeks revenge in the purest style of hitting, kicking, shooting, and chasing against those technicians who profit by using the internet and electronic media to rob people online, Clay is a modern and updated version that reminds us of that trilogy directed by Sergio Leone and starring Clint Easwood in 1964, the famous Man with No Name from the Italian films of the spaghetti western genre, a man who knows how to move, who has high-level tactile training, knowledge of firearms and personal defense with the bonus that now, retired, he lives in the countryside raising bees and selling his honey, which means that he is not an ordinary beekeeper. As a starting point for this whole mess of action, we meet his neighbor and friend, an older woman named Eloise Parker (Phylicia Rashad) who lives on the farm near his and rents him space in her barn to work on the process of Honey, the friendship between the two has its reservations. Eloise is the only person who cares for him and with whom he can talk, the typical man who helps those in need regardless of the cause and consequences. Eloise, ignorant of the risks involved in using the Internet to carry out banking procedures, makes the terrible mistake of responding to a phishing scam, a technique that consists of sending emails that impersonate companies or public organizations requesting personal and banking information from the user. , within minutes her bank account is empty, and the account of a non-profit organization she helped found, leading her to commit an act of suicide. Clay immediately trades in his beekeeper's clothes for a commando team to deal with and stop this criminal organization from doing what the law does not or cannot do because it is at the center of corruption.
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Up to this point, things are presented in a linear way in which none of the characters are completely established. We have the action hero, the villains of the evil corporation, the victim, and the FBI agent who investigates the event and who turns out to be the daughter of Eloise Verona Parker (Emmy Raver-Lampman) what we would expect from this is that everyone would develop alongside the main story, that each revelation, although not an impressive twist, could give us give as viewers a more general idea of things but that does not happen and it does not happen for the simple reason that they intend for this to be a saga that has more installments, something that does not seem to go out of fashion in Hollywood. Continuing with the plot, when Agent Parker learns of her mother's death, she immediately takes the case and arrests Clay on suspicion of homicide. When it is determined that Eloise's death was a suicide, he is released. The agent reveals that this group who robbed Eloise has been in the FBI's sights for some time but they are tough to track down, their attitude ranges from neutral to pessimistic about whether they will be found and prosecuted, wanting to achieve justice for Eloise Clay contacts his former fellow Beekeepers to find to the scammers responsible. At this point the film itself tells us where things are going, this narrative arc has been constant in presenting small acts that open new subplots, this is because we want to tell things differently, from here we already know that Clay will have allies in his search, he will find them and there will be a display of action where the good guys face the bad guys and end up coming out ahead in a situation that has us very worried and in the process, we will see chases, fights, explosions, more fights, more chases and more explosions that comply with the rule that it establishes. It seems that it is a great merit that the film never gives more details about how these characters arise, how these criminal organizations are born and operate, nor does it establish who Adam Clay was before becoming a commando of this secret elite, as it is that without having An identity exists outside of any known government structure, it is only established that he is an agent that operates under the terms and conditions of the group that trained him, of which we also know nothing or what they have done. Director David Ayer is no stranger to the action genre, one of his most popular failures is Suicide Squad (2016) or for being the one which opened the film saga of The Fast and the Furious (2001), and here he wants to show us that it seems easy to make tapes with this theme and it's not just about giving stupid shit but it has a current story with a social message in which we should all take care of each other about fraud and the value of friendship while the topic of bees and the ecological discourse of what they represent is completely diluted, it is just a mere pretext to give a twist to the identity of the protagonist. The script written by Kurt Wimmer (The Thomas Crown Affair, Street Kings, and Point Break) is also no stranger to this genre, his script lacks strength and the necessary impact to place it at a level in which what we see has symmetry, things happen by chance and for its benefit, it establishes as a rule that it does not matter if the characters are established or if their extreme and exaggerated action justifies the 105 min duration, there are no relevant dialogues that give more seriousness and credibility, it is only focused in tin action which justice for all these victims of cyber fraud is more important than following the law, in the special effects that range from the excessive use of CGI to more practical effects.
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Towards its conclusion we see that each character already acts on their own and it seems that we are watching segments of different films, the editing is very uneven which causes it to have more errors than those mentioned above, the holes in the script and here time is wasted that is good They could have used to give a more general idea of things with those useful flashbacks, the FBI agents investigate something, Clay kills everyone without rhyme or reason, the villains try to reestablish their order and a line of defense, all this with the end is that if this works there may be more sagas using mainly the character of Adam Clay in other missions and if not it doesn't matter because it was an entertaining and forgettable movie. Something else that its script has is that it is indiscreet in itself, the references to other films of the genre are evident as well as the recreation of scenes that remind us of the Mission: Impossible saga, The Fast and the Furious, and those classic films martial arts B series starring Bruce Lee, the film plays between action and fantasy combined with science fiction that addresses a current issue with a social message, the mixture of these elements is what makes it very unbelievable but it doesn't matter either, the genre itself is not to be taken seriously, it is only to entertain. None of us is indeed exempt from being a victim of such a fraud, the message it tries to give us lacks seriousness and falls more into the joke or joke that a country woman cannot or should not be more than 2 million dollars in an account without any type of protection, once the decision is made that the character commits suicide, they do not give any explanation or indication of whether or not they recovered that money, it is understood that if in a game in which so much The director and the scriptwriter leave it to the discretion of the viewer. Having already stated its flaws, we can say that not everything here is so bad, there are very well-choreographed fight sequences as well as the chase scenes, Ayer has a unique handling of the shots and what he wants us to see in them, and the constant cuts It does not allow us to fully appreciate all that work and leads us to ask ourselves, what did he say when I said what did he say? Even in these times we think and have the foolish belief that this helps more to make the action look spectacular and that is not the case, it simply confuses us and takes us out of rhythm. All this waste of entertaining errors works in its context, a fantasy about how satisfying it would be to brutalize and kill this type of criminals who take advantage of innocent people without fear of being punished, a topic that is current but has been treated in different ways for decades, we already know that governments know about this and do nothing, as do police departments specialized in cybercrimes, which are protected by an endless network of corruption that goes from the streets to the upper social spheres and policies. The Beekeeper as a commercial product is completely ridiculous and excessive in almost every way, and perhaps this is why it fulfills what it promises, it is pretentious and boasts of being something new that they believe will make us think that we want to see more of this, there will be Those who do and there will be those who don't, the proposal loses everything interesting that it could have been and perhaps in other hands this would have a different result for better or worse, as spectators what we want is to have a pleasant time that distracts us from the daily routine of our day. every day and we are not as demanding in this genre as in others. The cast is made up of Jason Statham, Emmy Raver-Lampman, Josh Hutcherson, Bobby Naderi, Minnie Driver, Phylicia Rashad, Jeremy Irons, and again we say that they do what they can with what they have, some more, others less but the last name Statham sells and makes numbers at the box office, here you don't need more than what they can give. The music composed by Dave Sardy and Jared Michael Fry is just what is expected from a production like this, it complies with the rule of being an audiovisual companion with no other pretension than being a good job. In conclusion, The Beekeeper is astonishingly bad and perhaps that makes it entertainingly good, once again we see what could have been and was not, one more missed opportunity, something that aims to open a new saga in the genre that occupies it without any brilliance. and substance, something that may or may not delight fans but is there trying to occupy a place among the best action films. The Beekeeper is now available in movie theaters in our country. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzINZZ6iqxY Read the full article
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what-if-nct · 2 years
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i never know whether to call him bang chan or chris but i DO know that he looks like he could be aussie john cena for halloween
I will call him every version of his name in one sentence. It just depends on what feels right at the moment. Sometimes he's Chan, other times Chris, or Bangchan and on occasion Christopher but that's when he's been bad. But oh my god, He could be Aussie John Cena, I now need to see him dressed as John Cena, low-key the jean shorts, shirtless arm band look would fit Chris so well it's not even funny how it would be so in place on him Im scared. Also I use to have a crush on John Cena when I was a kid. But I've grown up and I've seen Roman Reigns.
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milkdoie · 3 years
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mark is jealous of yours and jaehyun’s friendship.
requested: Hi can you do a mark imagine where he’s jealous of the friendship y/n and jaehyun have even though he isn’t fully dating her either? Thank you
warnings (edited): mention of food
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“jae~ come here!” mark turned away from the screen of his phone and watched you call over jaehyun, the older man plopping himself right in between you two.
the kitchen was too close to the living room and he was still able to see what you two were doing. was this even allowed in broad daylight? this seems illegal.
“hey, y/n! are you hungry?” the feeling of jealousy was slowly eating away at his chest — it was almost painful to watch you guys be so touchy with each other.
“hey, y/n! are you hungry?” the feeling of jealousy was slowly eating away at his chest — it was almost painful to watch you guys be so touchy with each other.
“i could eat; do you have anything in mind? there’s this new italian place down the street if you-”
“great! i’ll get your shoes for you!” he beelined to the door and picked up your sneakers, rushing back to wear you and jaehyun had been sitting.
“um, mark, we have to order it first. remember? no dine-in anymore.” jaehyun raised a hand in protest for his friend to calm down, but he couldn’t help feeling bad as he watched mark drop the shoes and trudge over to his phone.
you grabbed a hold of jaehyun’s bicep and rested your head on his shoulder while you both waited for the menu to be pulled up on mark’s phone, sighing at the comfort of his hoodie.
“is it just me or is mark acting weird today?” he nudged your head with his shoulder. you nodded in agreement and looked over at your friend; he was acting a little out of the ordinary.
“no, i think so too. he seems a little agitated, but i’m not sure why.” you pouted at the possibility of something being wrong.
“y/n, you never told me what the restaurant was called.” the palm his chin rested in slapped against the counter. “oh! “l’ultima cena,” mark typed the name into his phone and began navigating where to order.
“‘kay, what do you want?” he walked towards you both from behind the counter and kneeled down to rest his forearms against the coffee table. “i heard their penne is really good.. and their garlic bread.”
“so, you want penne and garlic bread?” you nodded at his confirmation, watching as he punched in his own order. you expected to hear mark ask what jaehyun wanted to eat, but he never said anything after that.
“i’ll have what she’s-” jaehyun awkwardly removed his arm from around your shoulder after realizing mark was staring daggers right at it.
mark got up from the floor before jaehyun finished, “it’ll be here in half an hour.” his voice was deep, surely an octave lower than usual, and he was avoiding eye contact with the two of you at all costs.
“hey mark, are you okay?” you called out to him. “i’m fine.” you couldn’t help but think otherwise; he seemed so irritated today, almost like he was trying not to cringe at the world.
the room was then filled with an awkward silence, but luckily it was able to pass the time seeing as though the doorbell rang. mark rushed over to door and picked up the box of food that was left on the ground before walking back inside.
placing the box of food on the kitchen counter, he left it untouched and waited for you to get off the couch.
you walked into the kitchen from the living room and made your way over to the box of food that held the contents of your lunch. you excitedly pulled out the takeout container of pasta followed by a paper bag filled with mini slices of garlic bread.
trying to hand mark his own food was a challenge; he wouldn’t look back at you, gaze completely focused on the man still sitting comfortably on the couch. jaehyun, noticing his antics once again, walked over and placed a hand on mark’s shoulder.
his first instinct was to deny his touch, attempting to shrug his hand off and walk away, but jaehyun’s strength was underestimated.
he rolled his eyes and pulled him through the hallway and into a room on the left (which was mark’s room, now looking over all the decor). “what’s your problem lately? it’s like you’ve been walking through fire around us.” jaehyun crossed his arms against his chest.
“i’m fine, you know this.” throwing his head back in frustration, mark rubbed his hands up and down his face. “mark, it’s me, you can tell me the truth.” he finally made eye contact with jaehyun.
mark hesitated, his breath shaky as he let out a sigh. “okay... well, uh- i’ve just been having a lot of confusing feelings lately, and... i don’t know how to act on them. there’s this person that i’ve been- well- i’ve been kind of, into them. but, i feel like if i confessed, our friendship will be ruined. i’m sorry if i’ve been mean...”
jaehyun’s lips curled up into a smile, his older brother instincts flaring in. “aw~ markie has a crush~” he stopped himself from ruffling up mark’s fluffy head of hair and kept his hands to himself. “well, yeah! i just told you that.” with a roll of his eyes, mark began finding the interior design incredibly interesting.
“who is it, huh? maybe i can put my wing-man skills to the test?” he sat down on mark’s bed and patted right beside him, indicating mark to follow suit. “i don’t think you’d be up to helping me with this certain person.” he shook his head.
brushing the overgrown hair out of his eyes, mark continued. “you guys seem to be getting really close lately.” a tight lipped smile formed. “oh,” jaehyun couldn’t pinpoint who exactly mark was talking about; they don’t have many mutual friends.
two minutes of silence cleared his thoughts, a quiet gasp leaving his mouth as he finally figured it out, “do you like y/n, by chance?” mark nodded in reply to his question, head hanging low and fingers rubbing at his temple.
“hey! that’s completely fine; is it me you’re annoyed with?” mark nodded again, looking up at the man he saw as an older brother. jaehyun made a sound of acknowledgment, “if i would have known, i wouldn’t have been so touchy-feely. i’m sorry, man.”
he dismissed his apology with a shake of his hand, “no! please don’t apologize, you had no idea i was even feeling like this. i should be the one apologizing to you for being such a dick this whole time.” shame filled his doe-like eyes.
“i understand; crushes are complicated. i can help you all you want, just let me know and i’ll be there.” jaehyun smiled, dimples on full display and he whips an arm over mark’s shoulder.
“thanks, dude, seriously. it’s just- i haven’t felt this way about someone in so long- i don’t even think i’ve felt like this about anyone. just... watching you guys act like that around each other hurt more than i thought it would.”
jaehyun let him go on, letting him rant about his feelings and burn off all that extra steam he seemed to have been holding in all this time. but, if they didn’t leave his room soon, you’d definitely start getting suspicious.
“look, now that i know about how you’re feeling, i won’t be as touchy as i was. as long as i have something to do with it, you guys are going to be dating in no time, yeah? now stop sulking and go eat lunch with your soulmate.” mark let out a laugh at his exaggeration, getting up from his bed and pulling jaehyun with him.
now standing up, mark leaped onto him and embraced him in a hug. “ahhh~ okay, okay, get out!” jaehyun pat his back.
“hey! you okay?” you got up from your seat at the kitchen table and walked over to your two friends. “yeah, i’m fine now; we just had some things to go over.” the way mark was fiddling with his fingers made you look at him suspiciously, but you brushed it off. “okay, well, are you planning on eating anytime soon? it’ll be cold soon.”
mark looked back at jaehyun, now remembering he had nothing to eat. “it’s fine! i should probably get going now, anyways. enjoy your food, lovebirds.” he made sure to say the last part as quietly as possible, but mark was able to hear it.
a bright pink hue crossed over his cheeks as he whipped his head towards him, chuckling out uncomfortably and wiping his clammy palms off on his jeans.
“okay, let’s eat, shall we?” mark ushered you back over to the kitchen, turning around once more to shoot jaehyun a warning look.
holding a hand over his mouth to silence the laugh that was threatening to escape, he grabbed his shoes sitting on the welcome mat in front of the door. quickly tying the laces and turning the knob, he exited the apartment.
he finally let out the laugh he was suppressing, “this will be fun.”
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haik-choo · 4 years
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haikyuu as different texas boys
taylor bailey: kageyama, asahi, yaku, kai, koganegawa, goshiki, osamu, hoshiumi
plays jv football, probably a freshman. wears those jeans that are rally dark blue near the seems and are light blue in the middle with a very ash brown belt. their shirt either says is a salt life shirt or a A&M shirt. either cowboy boots or sperrys, no exceptions. drives a grey ford f-450, relatively well-maintained. occasional mud on tires and blood in bed of truck from the deer they killed last weekend. casual shit. doesn’t hang out with girls. prefers fishing to hunting if he’s being honest. their dad is probably jacked. there’s one in every class of yours, they’re either naive or bland. sorry, bud. 
zachary richards: atsumu, kuroo, matsukawa, hanamaki, terushima, reon, 
call him zac. no ‘h’. does NJROTC but only casually and gets annoyed at the try-hards in the marksmanship program. does a few advanced classes and no one knows why he’s in them because he doesn’t even try. is hot and gets a lot of girls but is only loyal to the girl that he’s been dating for a few years (flirts a little here and there though). dresses like the typical fuckboy but with a flare of jock even though he’s not a jock. has too many girl friends to count. you introduce yourself to him and he forgets your name one day later. (you think he’s hot but you’ll never say anything) 
trey harrison: lev, kindaichi, kunimi, futakuchi, shirabu, tendo, suna
“lmao i hate texas i’m gonna leave here as soon as i graduate” but skips every other class and has already been held back two years. smokes weed in the bathroom and knows the on campus police officers so well it’s almost sus. people either hate him or love him. people think he’s faking not knowing the answers in class but he really doesn’t know them and just needs help. kind of sweet but also kind of an ass. makes a gun sign with his hands but has never held a gun in his life. administrators come in and just look at him like :| and motion him to follow them and no one bats an eye because it happens so often. parents are actually texas-born and raised and he likes the rodeo but will never admit it. 
bo: bokuto, nishinoya, tanaka, ukai, yamamoto, kyotani, 
no last name needed. no other words other than HICK HICK HICK. owns a beat up red pick-up truck who’s engine they worked on. they do donuts in the parking lot and take up two parking spaces. has fresh kill in the bed of their truck. has a long mullet with their shirt sleeves rolled up. bell-bottom jeans with a huge john cena-esque belt. jeans are tucked in his huge ass cowboy boots. is a proud texan, born and raised. probably super short. they go hunting every weekend and occasionally go mudding or dirt-biking. their girlfriends are just like them. THICK accent. honestly they have bde. 
jake moreno: sugawara, akaashi, kenma, tsukishima, takeda, oikawa, semi
award-winning swim kid in student council, people think he’s gay but he’s not. looks like they belong in california. wear dusty pink bermuda shorts with a life is good shirt. have made friendship bracelets by hand. social butterfly. own three different hydroflasks, has painted each one. extremely artistic and friends with everyone. so many girl friends, so many. friends with other guys like him. activist. owns cowboy boots but they are exclusively for the rodeo. girls protect him with their life. is super pretty and a lot of girls crush on him. usually tan with light eyes. unbelievably good grades and aesthetic notes. 
garrett higgs: daichi, kita, yamaguchi, ennoshita, hinata, inuoka, iwaizumi, moniwa, aone, ushijima, aran
in FFA (future farmers of america), genuinely nice and wants to grow up to inherit their dad’s ranch. posts videos of playing the guitar and riding horses. really sweet, a little protected. so utterly catholic it’s almost shocking. has one girlfriend they’ve dated since middle school. you can’t help but want to hug them. sometimes smells like horse manure. gets attached to the pigs they raise and always feels bad when they sell them after competition. usually quiet. drives an expensive truck that they guard with their life. their parents are rich rich. lives on 20+ acres of land that has been in their family for over a hundred years.  
misc: sakusa has never been a texas boy in any of his past lives and will never be a texas boy in any of his future lives. texas makes his skin dry and it’s humid and muddy. dis cos tang.
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a/n: self-explanatory. also @c0wisland and her ‘haikyuu as asian fuckboy’s inspired me to do this. what a c0w (complete 0verride (of) wow (because she gave me flack for saying she was the GOAT)) also ion know much abt the inarzaki players and afterwards...i still have to finish the mange and anime don’t @ me LOL
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Triple H x Fem Reader- “The Bitch Is Back”
Triple H has had one helluva year throughout 1998, though other wrestlers have had one helluva year in 1998, yourself included.
Hell, the WWF in general has had one helluva year throughout 1998, they changed their logo, the atmosphere, the gimmicks, writing, and even slightly the name, to "WWF Attitude".
Not only was Triple H's popularity increasing at the end of 1997 and into 1998 with D Generation X, he eventually became the leader of DX when they added more members, and DX's popularity skyrocketed, so did the WWF's popularity as well as yours.
At the end of August 1998, Triple H cut a promo towards the Rock, threatening to make him his bitch.
The month before that, Triple H cut a promo boasting how he's gonna show the whole world who the Mack Daddy of the WWF is, and yep, this is another promo aimed at the Rock.
And a month after August 1998, Triple H cut a promo holding a wrestling belt, bragging about it and saying "Who's your daddy?".
Seeing him cut those promos have sexually aroused you so much, try to guess why...
And not just sexually aroused you, but gave you an idea...
Even better, Triple H shaved his facial hair at the end of 1998, which is a great thing, because he somewhat lost his looks when he had it in the summer of '98.
Sometime after that promo where Triple H threatened to make the Rock his bitch, when Triple H didn't have any facial hair on his face, you were talking to him one day, telling him how you saw those promos he cut towards the Rock and how they turned you on so much, so much, that it gave you an idea.
You shared with him your idea, and while he was slightly skeptical about this idea, he doesn't mind it.
He's mostly a nice person when the cameras aren't rolling and doesn't play the frat boy he plays in the WWF.
You invited him to your dressing room and shut the door, hanging a "do not disturb" sign on the doorknob.
It's a good thing the two of you are doing this in your dressing room, why?
That way, no one will hear the two of you, or at least, Triple H.
If the two of you did this in a hotel or motel room, people next door will hear you!
And if you did this in the locker room, people will see you, and while you like people watching you in the locker room, you want to be private with him.
Once the door was locked, Triple H pointed his index finger at you.
"I'm gonna make you my bitch" Triple H ordered, his face scrunching up and looking angrier, his tone of voice sounding serious, like he did when he cut a promo at the end of August 1998 on the Rock. "My submissive little bitch"
Your pussy quivers hearing him say that at you, your spine tingling a bit, your knees feeling wobbly.
No, he isn't gonna rape you, you told him to do this to you.
Not to mention, you're surprised he's using a word like "submissive", you're surprised at the vocabulary he's using.
You (and Triple H, too) just hope people don't hear the two of you behind closed doors and someone worries that you're getting abused in there.
"What do you want me to do?" you asked him.
"Suck my dick" he ordered, his tone of voice the same when he wanted to make you his bitch.
You nodded your head, you'd love to suck his cock.
While you nodded your head, he unbuttoned and unzipped his jeans, sliding his fingers under the sides of his jeans snug around his hips as well as under the elastic of his boxers, where he pulled his jeans and boxers down, exposing his erection.
Hearing him unzip and pull down his pants made your face look down at his crotch area, only to see his penis springing out of his jeans and boxers, his slit and penishead in front of your eyes.
Your eyes grew wild seeing his cock in front of you, he could tell by your facial expression you love his cock.
"I see you want my cock" he noticed. "That's what good, filthy sluts do".
He put his hand behind your head, where he pulled you all the way down to his penis, you lowering all the way down to the floor until you crouched in front of his cock and your face was right in front of his dick.
He pulled your head into his erection, where his cock was slipping in between your lips and entering your mouth.
Your teeth separated from one another when his cock slid into your mouth, enough until his dick fit inside your mouth.
Your lips circulated and wrapped around his shaft, he staring down at your mouth consuming and inhaling his cock.
"Now suck it!" he ordered, sounding serious.
You began to suck his cock, your face and head going up his shaft as you sucked it.
You're surprised he isn't doing D Generation X's iconic "suck it" gesture while he shouted "suck it", but he'll do that soon.
When you sucked his cock, precum was spilling out of the slit of his penishead and entering your mouth, you gulped and swallowed his cum down.
He could hear the gulping sounds your throat was making swallowing his precum and he was proud of that.
"That's what good sluts do" he purred at you, spreading an evil grin across his face. "Suck cock and swallow cum, especially mine!"
He wanted to say what a good slut you were while you sucked his shaft before you started gulping his cum, but he didn't want to repeat himself by saying "that's a good slut".
"Who's your daddy?" he asked you, his voice husky, raspy and sexy.
Your eyes looked up at him when he said that, your face pulled away from his cock so you can hear him when you say it.
Though, maybe you could just point to him while you suck his cock.
"You are" you answered, his cock no longer in your mouth.
"That's a good girl" he answered.
You then went back to sucking his cock again.
You're surprised that he didn't yell at you for not sucking his dick just so you could say something to him, but remember, you told him to act this way.
You went back to sucking his cock, your head bobbing up and down his erection while you sucked him off.
Triple H's character he plays in the WWF would tell you to suck his cock and call you a slut, but you don't mind it.
He shouldn't have called Sunny "skanky" back in April this year, because you are a notorious slut, both the character you play in the WWF and when you aren't playing your character.
Plus, Triple H's character always brags about his dick and his sexuality to the ladies watching this in the audience with that sexual innuendo he shouts ("I've got the rocket if you want the ride!").
He raised his hands up, crossing his hands at the wrists and forming them into an "x" shape, forming this "x" shape above his genitals, only to quickly drop his hands down until above his penis, still keeping his hands in an "x" shape.
"Suck it!" he shouted, his hands forming an "x" shape.
Of course, he had to do this, why not?
You were trying to contain yourself from giggling, though, I bet giggling while having his dick in your mouth would help create a buzz-y feeling on his shaft that would feel so good.
That "x" shaped crotch chop wasn't all he did.
His hands separated from one another, only to motion a "v" shape at his "bikini line" area, his hands forming a "chopping" motion.
"Suck it!" he shouted as he did that other variation of the crotch chop.
And you did just that, suck on his cock, swallow his cum.
While his cock is being sucked on, he's leaning his head back a few times, his eyes rolling in the back of his head.
He could sit down and have you suck his cock there, that way he won't have to try to keep his balance while you suck him off.
"You've got such perfect cock sucking lips" he purred at you, putting the pads of his fingers under your chin and holding your chin up.
That's what many men have said to you, even before you joined the WWF.
"Your lips and my cock together" he said "Look like what my cock's gonna do to the lips in between your legs pretty soon"
You know what he's referring to.
You could gush so many compliments about his cock, and you have (amongst other body parts of his), but right now, you're busy sucking him off.
"You're so fucking hot"  he purred at you "My perfect little fucktoy"
He wasn't just your "fucktoy", but your boyfriend in real life.
He was also romantic to you sometimes, even when D Generation X were blowing up.
You've sucked on his cock for a long time, such a long time, that he eventually came inside your mouth, his face scrunching and tightening up when he came, and you, like the good girl you are, swallowed and gulped his cum down.
Since he knew he came, he ordered you to clean all of the cum off of his dick with your mouth and swallow it.
And that's precisely what you did, you still presumed to suck his cock, and not just that, but wrapping your tongue around his penishead, your tongue roaming around his shaft, trying to gather all of the cum off of his penis.
The side of your tongue dragged up his shaft, carrying the cum with your tongue, and you tried to swallow all of his jizz, cleaning off his cock.
Your tongue also licked up his shaft, cleaning up his shaft.
His penis inside your mouth was going from hard to soft, no longer becoming erect after he came.
He could feel your tongue on his shaft, he recognized your tongue on his cock.
"That's it, suck and lick my cock, slut" he purred, looking down at you sucking his cock. "Clean my cock"
You're trying your best and hardest to clean his cock, clean it until there's no more jizz on his cock.
And likewise, he could hear your throat gulping down his cum.
He was smiling hearing you gulp his cum down, and while he might have some pretty beady eyes, he was looking down at you suck his dick.
He saw what looked like no cum on your cock, but your saliva, the saliva shining on his shaft under the lights hanging on the ceiling.
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Today, I had planned on typing this fanfic that's inspired by this guy on reddit who is OBSESSED with John Cena, John made him realize he's gay, and he shared what he wanted John to do to him.
What he said did inspire me to type a fanfic but with Triple H instead, although I was contemplating whether to type it or not since some of it isn't really all that sexy.
I was even thinking of typing what his fantasies are and combining them with this idea I got from one of his fantasies.
I even wondered what Triple H I should've typed about in this fanfic inspired by this guy's John Cena fantasies.
Although, the fanfic inspired by the Cena fantasies could've been written about anyone, I was even thinking Davey Boy Smith, and even this "you're my bitch" fanfic, I could've typed about someone else that I'll type fanfics about in October this year...
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⁂ Echo [o3/o3] (Daniel Bryan)
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Author’s Note: So, when I was looking up information for the ending of this part, I realized that the day I originally posted it was his birthday which seems hella whack and coincidental, but I certainly didn’t plan it that way.
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“I’m fly like I’m killing the scene like, I’m a villain with wings. I’ll sleep when I’m 6 feet deep. Right now I’m living a dream, Though we may be reckless.”
When Kyle finally got over his shock, he removed himself from the top of the pile, allowing you to move, as well. You then helped Jericho to his feet.
“Sorry about that,” Kyle apologized, bowing lightly.
“It’s fine.” he responded, looking down at you both – he stood just a foot taller. “I saw you both in the ring.”
You glanced at each other, wondering what he had planned. If he decided to turn you in, you could easily take him down but the time it would take to do so would give the perfect opportunity for someone else to come along and subdue you. And if he tries it, you were fully prepared to take off. He may be strong, but there’s no way he could catch you if you took off running.
“Relax. I’m not turning you in.” he smirked, folding his arms over his bare chest, “You both did a pretty good job on kicking the Nexus’ ass.” he paused, “If you’re looking for the exit, it’s that way.” he turned to the side, pointing down the hallway from which he had just come, “Go straight down, you’ll pass about three other hallways. The fourth one is the one you go down.”
You looked at each other again.
Kyle leaned closer to you, holding his hand in front of his mouth. “Could be a trap… what do you wanna do, Y/N?”
You shrugged, “Since he gave me a soda earlier, I’m willin’ to trust ’em.”
Jericho raised an eyebrow and Kyle clarified, “Y/N is addicted to soda. Anyone who gets them a soda is basically good in their book. Anyway, thanks for the help!”
Chris’s laughter could be heard as you followed his directions down the hall, walking at a leisurely pace. After all, why not enjoy the peace while you had it? Soon enough, you’d be running again. Now’s the time to save energy.
“I wonder if this is a dream.” Kyle mused.
“The hell are you on about now?”
“Well, this has to be a dream, right? I mean, this kind of thing doesn’t happen in real life! If it wasn’t a dream, we would have been caught the minute we entered the ring. We wouldn’t have met Sheamus or Jericho, or argued with Barrett. You never would have gotten a soda from Jericho and we would have been caught by now! It has to be a dream.”
“There’s an easy way to tell if it is or not.”
“Really? How?” he questioned, looking over at you curiously.
“In dreams, you can’t feel pain.”
“So?”
You waited until he had walked a little ahead of you before bringing your foot up and kicking him hard in the back of the head like a soccer player does when hitting a soccer ball. Kyle yelped loudly, the sound echoing through the empty corridor.
“Ouch! What the hell was that for?!”
“It hurt, right?” you asked simply, beginning to walk again.
He blinked, following after you slowly. “Ohh! I get it! The fact that it hurt means that I’m… I’m not… dreaming…” he paused, stopping in the middle of the floor. You stopped as well, turning around to look at him. His eyes widened, “Holy shit! I’M NOT DREAMING!”
“You’re going to get us caught if you keep yelling like that. Idiot.”
“Ohpe!” he clamped both of his hands over his mouth and laughed sheepishly.
“Let’s just get out of here,” you muttered. As cool as it was meeting with the wrestler’s of Raw, there was one that you wouldn’t too thrilled to run into. You weren’t sure if he was actually there tonight or not, but you didn’t want to find out. And if he saw the match like the others did, there’s no doubt in your mind that he’ll be looking for you. It’s been a long time since you saw him last and you’d like to keep it that way.
“Aren’t you even the least bit excited?” Kyle prodded, poking your arm. “I mean, this is a once in a lifetime chance. We should enjoy it!”
“Maybe,”
“What are you hiding?” he pouted, poking you harder. “You’re hiding something!”
“I am not,”
“Are so!”
“Not,”
“Are so!”
“Real mature, guys.”
“Who the hell asked… you…” you trailed off when you realized who was now standing in front of you.
Adam Copeland, better known as the Rated R Superstar Edge, was standing there, a smile on his face. He was dressed in normal clothes, consisting of a pair of jeans and a black form-fitting t-shirt. You had met Adam a couple years ago but you weren’t so sure you could be considered friends. It was more of an acquaintance/partner type thing since you had banded together to beat the shit out of a few gangsters on the street. You were surprised he still remembered you.
“Edge!” Kyle grinned, “Been a while, huh?”
“Yeah,” he glanced at what Kyle was wearing and couldn’t help but grin. “A fan, huh?”
“Teehee,” Kyle rubbed the back of his head, smiling sheepishly, “Yeah.”
“Weren’t you traded to Smackdown ’cause you pissed the GM off?” you questioned, cocking your head to the side.
Edge chuckled, moving closer. “All this time and that’s the first thing you say to me? Cold.” he paused, “Yes, I was traded to Smackdown but that doesn’t mean I can’t come and enjoy the show. And tonight… well, it was interesting. You guys are still kicking ass as hard as before.”
“Of course!” Kyle grinned proudly, sticking out his chest, “‘Cept we kick it even harder now! We could so own you, Edge!”
“Oh, is that right?” Edge smirked, “I’ll have to keep that one in mind.” he paused, “Figures you haven’t been caught yet but, for the record, the security guards aren’t the only ones lookin’ for ya.”
“Who else?” Kyle asked cautiously, glancing at you as he did so.
“Nexus, for one. You really pissed them off. Plus Cena, Orton, Miz, and his sidekick.”
“I told you this was a bad idea!” Kyle whined, hitting your arm and jutting out his bottom lip.
You glared at him, pushing him away. “It was your idea! If it wasn’t for you, I never would have been here, to begin with! Besides, what happened to ‘enjoy it while it lasts’ and ‘it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity’?”
“That’s taken out of context!”
“My ass it is!”
Edge’s laughter broke up the argument and you turned to glare at him.
“You brats haven’t changed a bit!” he wrapped his arms around your shoulders, pulling you both into him. “I’m getting flashbacks of the last time we met. Good times.”
“We did have pretty good teamwork.” you mused, looking off to the side, hand on your chin.
“That’s because you’re so much alike!” Kyle commented as if he had all the knowledge in the world.
“And how’s that?” Edge was curious.
Kyle pulled away, moving to stand in front of the two of you with his index finger in the air, “It’s simple. Y/N,” his finger moved to point at you, “is a bitch. Edge,” it moved to the Rated R Superstar, “is an asshole. See? It’s fitting.”
Edge glanced at you, “Now I remember. You were the annoying one that I wanted to smash into a brick wall.”
“See? See?! That’s the Rated R-Asshole coming through!”
“Can I hit him?”
“By all means, please do.”
“Nooooo! I’m too young to die!” Kyle cried, dodging Edge’s hands and running down the hall. You and Edge took pursuit, running after him. It didn’t take long for Kyle to be stopped, but it wasn’t by your hand. No, it was by a six-foot, one inch tall bright orange wall, causing him to hit the floor. “Uh-oh…”
“We’re screwed,” you muttered, looking first at John Cena, who towered over Kyle’s sitting form, arms crossed over his chest and face blank. To his right was Randy Orton, still in his wrestling gear.
“I’m not a part of this,” Edge commented, holding his hands up in surrender before glancing at you.
“Gee thanks!” Kyle stuck his tongue out at him.
“Nice to know we can count on ya, Adam.” you rolled your eyes, resisting the urge to hit him.
He grinned, “I know, right?”
“You traitor!” Kyle whined, slowly getting to his feet.
“I’m not involved in this,” he responded, shrugging and looking away.
“W-What…” Kyle cleared his throat, offering a sheepish smile, “What are you going to do to us, Mr. Cena… sir?”
“You’re coming with us,” he answered simply, grabbing Kyle’s arm, dragging him away.
The Viper lifted to fingers and motioned for you to follow.
With a sigh, you waved at Adam before following the apex predator. When you passed him, he grabbed your shoulder to make sure you didn’t run. You glanced at his six-foot, four-inch frame and scowled. Of all the enemies to make, it just had to be the viper.
“Hey, Kyle?” you called, despite the warning look for the wrestler at your side.
“Yeah?” he glanced over his shoulder, a questioning look on his face.
“We have a really bad taste in enemies. We always get the most troublesome ones.”
“There you go, stealing from Shikamaru again!”
“Oh for the love of… will you come off that, already?”
“Not until you admit that you stole it!”
“I borrowed it, dipshit. There’s a difference.”
“Same difference.”
“You act as if I’ve said it’s my own.”
“You never said it wasn’t. That’s the problem!”
“Be quiet,” Randy growled, his eyes narrowed at you.
“He’s biting you first,” Kyle muttered under his breath.
“He’s not Hibari Kyoya.” you scoffed, folding your arms and looking away.
After a few more twists and turns, you arrived at Cena’s dressing room. Once inside, the Viper locked the door and the two turned to face you.
“Y/N!” Kyle whispered harshly, grabbing ahold of your arm, “They’re going to kill us and hide our bodies in here! They’ll probably sell our body parts on the black market!”
You pulled away from him, staring at him blankly. “The fuck have you been watching, man?”
“CSI, Law and Order, Bones, NCIS.” As he mentioned each name, he counted them on his fingers.
You shook your head, slapping your forehead and muttering an idiot under your breath.
“We’re not gonna hurt you,” John spoke up, sending a strange look to Kyle, who was still naming off crime shows he’s watched.
“Eh?” he froze, “Then why’d you bring us here?”
“We wanted to thank you, actually.”
“Thank us?”
“There’s not many people out there willing to stand up to Nexus. But now you’ve made them your enemy.”
“They were our enemies the day they started attacking our boys,” you growled, glaring at the wall.
Kyle nodded in agreement, “That’s right! We may like a few of the Nexus members… for weird reasons,” he glanced at you, “But when it comes down to it, we have to pick our boys over them!”
“And your boys would be…?” John raised an eyebrow, glancing at the merch that you both wore.
“You and Randy Orton, of course!” Kyle grinned since he was wearing the most Cena gear.
“The Miz and his leach,”
“Chris Jericho,”
“King Sheamus,”
“You don’t have to say king every time, idiot.” you rolled your eyes. “John Morrison.”
“And the Big Show! And yes, I do! It’s out of respect, which you know nothing about!”
“We did count Edge, too, but not anymore,” you smirked, glancing at Kyle.
He nodded in agreement, “Traitor~!”
John grinned, “Alright then. What’re your names?”
“Kyle!” he grinned, holding his hand out. When John accepted, he began to shake it wildly, “Big fan, man!”
“I can tell,” he chuckled.
“And this bitchy little thing here is – ”
Before he could finish his sentence, you kicked him in the back of the head, sending him to the floor. With your foot still on his head, you grinned. “The what now? I couldn’t quite catch that.” Kyle hit the floor, no doubt calling out a various string of cuss words that couldn’t be understood thanks to said floor. “Name’s Y/N,”
“Not the friendly one, huh?”
“Meh,” you shrugged, looking off to the side. Kyle smacked the floor with his hand and you looked down at him, a fake surprised look on your face. “Oh! I forgot you were there. My bad.”
“Yeah right! You’re such a bitch!” he whined, rubbing his face and pouting.
You shrugged, “So’s life. Not like complainin’ is gonna do anything.”
“I like both of you.” Cena caught your attention with the smug look on his face, “What do you say to joining me in the fight against Nexus?”
You didn’t even have to glance at each other. Kyle was already running forward, standing just inches away from Cena with sparkles in his eyes, “Can we?! Can we, really?!”
“Hold it,” you grabbed the back of his hoodie, forcing him back roughly. “What does this entail, exactly? Would we be apart of the WWE?”
“Unfortunately, I can’t arrange that, but you can still work on the sidelines for me.”
“Good. Becoming part of the WWE wasn’t really in my plans for today. Then again, neither was coming here, to begin with…” you trailed off.
“Oh, will you let it go?” Kyle whined, sticking his tongue out.
“No. I will never let it go because I will never get my six hours of sleep back!”
“Do you two always go at it like this?”
“Sometimes.” “Always.”
You glared at each other.
“You’ll be traveling with us,” Randy spoke for the first time, though he still looked angry. Then again, he always looked angry.
“I’ll arrange your hotel stay and everything else.” John added, “By the way, I don’t know why, but the Miz is looking for you. The Nexus is, to, so be careful.”
“I’ll inform the security guards of the situation.” Randy turned around and left the room.
“With that said, do what you want. Just stay out of trouble, avoid the Nexus, and don’t damage anything.” John nodded to you before taking his own leave.
“Waaahhhh, this is so COOL!” Kyle cried, falling onto the couch, “Can this get any better?!”
“Wanna go see the Miz?”
“It just got better!”
“That’s a yes, then?” you walked out the door, Kyle hot on your heels. Of course, you had no clue where to find him but walking around aimlessly usually works, so why not?
“Maybe we can ask someone this time…? I mean, John and Randy are working everything out, so we can ask now, right?”
You shrugged, “Ask someone and find out.”
“Alright!”
Before you could stop him, Kyle approached two men on the other side of the room. This man was wearing light blue jeans, a long-sleeved dark gray vest hiding the long-sleeved sky blue flannel shirt, but it poked out at the cuffs and collar. He wore casual black and white sneakers on his feet. The man he was speaking to stood a foot taller, wearing a loose sleeveless shirt and blue jeans.
By the time you realized who this man was, it was already too late. You tried to reach out and grab Kyle, but he was already at the man’s side, tapping his shoulder. He glanced at him before saying something to the taller of the two, who then walked away. Turning around, he looked down at Kyle, standing at five feet, ten inches; the facial hair only confirmed it.
You backed away slowly, hoping to remain unnoticed. Hopefully, Kyle will ask him what he wanted to know, said man would give directions, and you’d walk away without him noticing.
Kyle spoke to him and the man nodded every few minutes to show he was listening. You strained to hear what they were saying, hoping that Kyle didn’t mention you, but you were too far away to hear anything. You were in a large area, connected to three or four different hallways, which gave you enough space to stay away from the man. You looked off to the side, finally taking your eyes off of him.
Out of the corner of your eye, you noticed Kyle motion with his arm towards you, turning the man’s attention your way. With the small hope that he would not recognize you, your eyes stayed on anything and everything but him.
His eyes widened in recognition and you fought the oh so strong urge to facepalm; leave it to Kyle to ruin your plans.
“And this is my bitchy best friend, Y/ – ”
You held your fist up, eyes closed to control your annoyance. You hit him hard in the back of the head, sending him to his knees with a whine.
“And you wonder why I have so much brain damage!”
“If you didn’t say stupid shit, you wouldn’t get hit.” you paused, “And, actually, no. I’ve never wondered that.”
“Wow, really?”
“I just figured you were dropped multiple times as a child.”
“Hey!… that’s true, but still… hey!”
You shrugged, looking away from him. Maybe if you pretended like you didn’t recognize the male, he’d let it go. “Did you find out where Miz is?”
“Oh, right!” Kyle sprung up, a grin on his face. He formed a V with his index and middle finger, “Sure did!”
“Great. Let’s go then.”
Before you could take a full step, the man reached out and grabbed ahold of your arm, readjusting his WWE United States championship belt on his shoulder. “After all this time, you don’t have a thing to say to me?”
Kyle blinked, looking between you both with a questioning look, “You two know each other?”
“We do,” his grip tightened.
“Y/N… how do you know Daniel Bryan?”
You glanced at him and shrugged, trying to pull your arm free of his grasp. You scowled at his hand when his grip tightened. “He’s my brother.”
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💘 ROMIE & SEFF
@x060214​ // x.
where they first met and how: i like the idea that seth was scouting out people to join him and dean, to create the shield, and he sees this big samoan man and just kind of goes, “yep, that’s him.” so he introduces himself and the rest is history.how long their ‘flirting’ phase was before feelings got involved: i don’t think they ever consciously flirted with each other, prior to them getting together?? like, we’ve seen these boys interact, everyone knows they flirt an obscene amount, but i don’t think it was intentional, because they were both in denial / too hesitant to risk their friendship.who fell for who first ( if applicable ): they were both attracted to each other pretty quickly ( how couldn’t you be? look at those boys ), but the romantic feelings were rather forcefully stuffed, so it’s hard to tell who fell first.where their first date was and what it was like: let’s be honest, their first official date was almost certainly at some rundown bar. it felt like all the other times they’ve gone out for drinks together -- which made them both realize just how long they’ve been harboring feelings for each other.who asks who out and how ( with a sign? spelled out on a cake? just a simple ‘will you go out with me’? ): roman would have to be the one to make the first move, i think. and he’d probably just ask him flat-out, because roman’s just straightforward like that.who proposes first: again, i feel like roman would be the one to initiate this step in their relationship, though this would definitely be more elaborate than when he asked seth out.if they keep / kept their relationship secret or let everyone know right away: i feel like both seth and roman keep their personal lives pretty close to their chests. they wouldn’t necessarily keep it a secret -- they’re not ashamed or embarrassed of their relationship -- but they just wouldn’t acknowledge it unless it came up organically.where the proposal happens and how ( kiss cam at a baseball game? on a hillside surrounded by ducks? at a disney park? ): i know i just said that they’d keep their relationship on the down-low, but i feel like roman would recruit some fellow superstars ( especially some female superstars, because they’re much better at subtlety and keeping secrets than their male counterparts ) to help him put together a proposal before some big ppv. ( roman pretty intensely hates the fact that he can’t pull a john cena and propose during the show itself, but he has no illusions about how that would go over with management and / or fans. )if they adopt any pets together: well, seth already has kevin, but i feel like they’d adopt another doggo together. maybe a cat somewhere down the line?who’s more dominant: i’m usually all about that Power Bottom Roman life, but i feel like seth is just such a bottom that i feel like this is an exception. ( though, technically, power bottoms CAN be the more dominant individual. hm.. thinking emoji. )where their first kiss was and what it was like: you didn’t hear this from me, but these boys definitely kissed long before they got their heads out of their asses and became a couple. it was after a show, coming off of a huge win, both boys buzzing with adrenaline. dean was finishing his shower and they were alone and it just kind of . . . happened? but they both figured the other didn’t mean much by it, so they just never talked about it.if they have any matching couples stuff ( mugs? sweaters? pillowcases? ): mugs, definitely mugs, because seth loves his coffee and roman loves seth.how into pda they are: roman’s a pretty lowkey person, so he wouldn’t be huge into pda, just because he doesn’t want to stir up trouble with management, but when they’re with their friends? you can bet that he doesn’t hesitate to wrap an arm around seth or press a kiss to his temple.who holds the umbrella when it rains: roman, because he’s a #gentleman, and also because seth talks with his hands too much and they end up getting wet when seth holds the umbrella.where their usual ‘date spot’ is ( if applicable ): bars, and they also love gym dates, so any gym that has crossfit ( though roman stays as far away from that crossfit shit as possible ).who’s more protective: they’re both pretty protective, let’s be honest.how long it is before they sleep together ( can be as in ‘had sex’ or as in ‘shared a bed’ ): they’ve shared beds in the shield. first few times, they slept as far from each other as possible, but by the end of the shield’s run, all three boys would kind of dogpile in one bed, even if two were available.if they argue about anything: they argue about very silly stuff, but it can get pretty heated. it doesn’t happen too often, though.who leaves more marks ( lipstick, hickeys, scratchmarks etc. ): seth does. thankfully, roman stays pretty covered in the ring.who steals whose clothes and how often: due to the fact that roman’s a bit broader than seth, he can’t really wear a lot of seth’s clothes ( and skinny jeans aren’t really roman’s style to begin with ), but seth will snag some of roman’s clothes all the time. his favorite is stealing roman’s sweatshirts for long car drives.how they cuddle ( spooning? facing each other? ): it’s Spooning central up in here. roman is always big spoon. uwuwhat their favourite nonsexual activity is: wrestling and / or working out.how long they stay mad at each other: they’re both capable of holding some pretty long grudges, but roman’s usually practical enough to recognize when they’re both just being stubborn and can put aside his pride to apologize.what their usual coffee / tea orders are: seth’s got some fancy coffee order that took roman a bit to memorize, but roman’s is pretty simple, just straight ( hah ) black coffee.if they ever have any children together: i feel like they’d adopt kids, eventually, after they’ve both retired from wrestling. i feel like they’d have to reach a compromise on how many kids, though, because roman is used to his huge family and seth seems like someone who’d only want one or two kids.if they have any special pet names for each other: uce and rome, usually. nothing too romantic. occasionally a “babe.”if they ever split up and / or get back together: i mean. they kinda already had one break-up. [stares in 2014]what their shared living space is like ( messy? clean? what kind of decor? ): roman keeps it pretty neat, though i feel like seth is inclined, when they’re on the road, to kind of leave stuff laying around and just kind of shove everything into his bags right before they leave somewhere.what their first christmas / hanukkah / etc as a couple was like: they did christmas alone and then with each respective family. roman’s family had a huge celebration with tons of people, while seth’s family had something more lowkey and on a smaller scale. they did christmas morning together, just the two of them, and they woke up early to open presents and just kind of enjoy each other’s company.what their names are in each other’s phones: probably just “rome” and “seth,” i don’t see them doing anything too crazy.if they have any ‘couple traditions’ ( buying a new mug for their collection every year? baking every friday evening? ): loser buys the beers ( a tradition that started with dean and they couldn’t seem to let go of ).who falls asleep first and who wakes up first: i feel like roman both falls asleep first and wakes up first, because seth seems like the type who will just keep going and going until he crashes, and then he’s OUT.who’s the big spoon / little spoon: roman’s big spoon. have you seen those arms? perfect for spooning, kthx.who hogs the bathroom: [side eyes roman]who kills the spiders / takes them outside: that’s definitely roman. seth is always the one who finds the spiders, though.
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Pleasurable victory
Word count: 1518 Genre: SMUT Pairing: Shinsuke Nakamura x Reader Warnings: Really smutty Summary: After winning a match with John Cena, Shinsuke and the reader goes to a nature to celebrate his victory and something really unexpected happens. You also can find this on Archive of our own
A/N: My first Shinsuke fanfic
‘So beer or wine? You choose, because either way I’m taking you to that special place :],’ I sent him a message. It was Shin’s big day, his match with John Cena, and I promised him that I will take him to one really beautiful place where either we could celebrate his victory or just sit and drink if he loses.
‘If I lose then we will need something stronger than wine or beer, but if I win then wine is fine,’ I smiled when I read what Shin wrote. He always was so charming and funny.
I wrote, ‘Wine it is. Good luck and see you after the match!’
Shinsuke’s matches always mesmerized me. Hell, he mesmerized me even more. The way he moved in ring; his sassy looks; and that almost predatory like, teasing smirk of his.. I wouldn’t lie that usually gets me all hot. I had a major crush on him and I tried with all the power I had to keep this a secret from him. I didn’t want to ruin our wonderful friendship with this bullshit called feelings. So I just kept my feelings and my lust for him deep inside me, letting out it only in the night, when I was alone..
Thanks to Shin I could watch the match from backstage. Two times my heart skipped a beat and I thought that there is no way Shin will kick out, but he did. And finally, after that horrible landing on the neck and receiving a Kinshasa in the head Cena couldn’t kick out and Shinsuke won. I couldn’t wait to congratulate and hug him. But then I saw Baron Corbin storming in and ambushing Shin. Everyone knew how much I hated Cena and Corbin, but I was glad that Cena came in help.
After everything was over I finally saw Shin coming up from the ring, I didn’t care that he was all sweaty I hugged him anyways, ‘I knew you can do it, I knew you can kick Cena’s head off’.
Shin laughed at this, ‘you’re right, I fought a legend and I won! I’m gonna be quick, so meet me in the parking lot’.
I didn’t have to wait long before he came and we both drove to my flat, he’ll be staying for a day or two. I grabbed wine bottles and I led him to that secret place. It wasn’t far from the place where I lived. At this time of evening it was secluded. It was a small hill, near the forest surrounded by the trees, we climbed at the top and the beautiful scenery of city opened before our eyes.
‘I’m not disappointed, it is beautiful,’ Shin said whit a big grin on his face. I laughed at his little sassiness.
Finally we sat on the grass. We had some snacks and most importantly – wine. We didn’t have any cups or glasses for wine, but we were comfortable enough to drink it out of the bottle.
‘I brought your favorite and my favorite wine,’ I said when I opened the first bottle. ‘To the victory! I hope that your dynasty will soon begin,’ I said and drank from the bottle and then handed it to Shin.
‘Dynasty? I like that,’ Shin smiled at me and drank.
We sat there, drank wine and talked about everything and nothing. Time to time I dozed off and just watched Shin, I noticed that his had his hair tied, so I randomly said, ‘Shin, let your fabulous hair loose’.
He knew pretty well how much I liked his hair and also, he knew that if he won’t do it I will annoy him with this, so Shin finally let his hair loose, he shake his head a bit. I couldn’t help myself but to bite my lip and hope that he won’t notice that.
We opened the third and the last bottle of wine, I’m sure we both were pretty tipsy, because we were laughing from our stupid jokes, then Shin casually asked me, ‘I noticed you often bite your lip, why?’
‘I do this when I’m thinking,’ I tried to be as casually as him.
‘And what are you thinking?’
‘Ah, nothing, stuff and things,’ I said and drank from the bottle.
‘C’mon, tell me. I know it’s something,’ oh gods, Shin had the same smirk on his face. I felt goosebumps forming on my skin and I knew that I can’t lie to him. Fucking feelings, ruining everything!
I sighed, I’ll hope I won’t ruin everything with what I’m about to say, ‘Shin, I-I like you, a lot. But never mind that, because I now that you think of me as a friend and I don’t wanna ruin our friendship with this, so it’s okay’.
Smirk on his face became bigger, ‘and what if I say that I like you too?’
I looked at him with confusion, ‘then I’ll say that either you’re just making fun or I don’t know. C’mon, I’m out of your league, there is no way you’d like me’.
Without saying anything Shinsuke leaned in and kissed me. I was shocked at first, but then I gave in and we were kissing until we both were out of breath. I looked him in the eyes and saw lust and passion. I leaned in and whispered in his ear, ‘take me, now and here’. Now it was my turn to smirk. Not a second passed and Shinsuke was on top of me.
‘You’re crazy and you’re drunk,’ he said against my lips, giving me a little teasing kiss.
‘So are you,’ I winked at him. We kissed again, but this time it was a short and heated kiss. Shin’s kisses traveled to my neck, he kissed and nibbled at my neck earning small moans from me. Soon my shirt and my bra was removed and his hands were massaging and gently pinching my already sensitive nipples. Suddenly he stopped and removed his shirt and pants. I saw a quite visible bulge in his boxers and couldn’t help but to bite my lip. Shin was on top again, he gave my neck last couple of kisses, making sure to leave bite marks and then moved on to my breasts. Giving them kisses and licks. My moans increased when he bit my nipple couple of times. The wetness in between my legs was growing, so I shifted my legs to get a little bit of movement. Shinsuke noticed that and one of his hands when into my jeans, ‘you’re soaking wet’. All I was capable of is to moan when I felt his long fingers rubbing me through my panties.
‘Tell me what you need,’ he looked at me teasingly.
‘Shin, touch me, please!’ I arched my back.
‘But I am touching you,’ Shin smirked.
As much as I loved his teasing I couldn’t take it anymore, ‘more, I need more’.
He helped me wiggle out of my jeans and panties. Shin kissed me again and I felt his fingers sliding down till it reached my clit and started to rub it in circles, I moaned in his mouth. Soon his fingers ghosted near my entrance. Shin kissed down my neck to my breasts and then as he licked my nipple he slipped two fingers inside and started to pump it in and out. His thumb never ceased to draw circles on my clit, bringing me closer and closer to the edge. He crooked his fingers and bit into my nipple and I had me coming in seconds, ‘Oh my god. Shin!.’ I moaned out as I rode waves of my pleasure, his fingers never stopped going in and out, heightening my pleasure.
But Shinsuke wasn’t done with me. He licked his fingers, moaning out as he tasted me. Finally he removed his boxers letting his cock sprang free. ‘Be a good girl and spread for legs for me wider,’ I did as he told me and without any hesitation he buried himself into me. We both let out groans and moans and the feeling. Shin let me adjust to his size and then began to thrust in me at quite fast pace. Soon he was hitting my sweet spot inside and my moans became louder and louder, not caring if anyone heard that. Shin’s grunts were quite modest, but you liked them anyway. He felt that I was close, so he took one of his hands and circled my bundle of nerves. I arched my back and soon enough I was cumming hard and with Shin’s name on my lips. Seeing me moaning in pleasure made him thrust in and out few times and with loud moan Shinsuke came too.
He collapsed next to me. We were both breathing hard, and then I started to giggle. Shin looked at me questionably, ‘I guess you just made me your queen of strong style’.
He grinned at me, ‘only if you’re ready for round two’.
‘Always,’ I replied and gave him a little kiss. We dressed up and slowly walked home where our round two awaited us
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Classic Review: Royal Rumble 2006
This is definitely a "spur of the moment" idea for me to review. I have no idea what brought me to wanna watch and review this pay-per-view. As I'm watching the intro while typing this I dont remember any of the feuds or big matches going into this event so I've got an open mind going into the pay-per-view.
Kid Kash (C) vs. Funaki vs. Jamie Noble vs. Nunzio vs. Paul London vs. Gregory Helms
This match feels so weird. A match name so complicated and long I didn't even bother including it in this review, its pretty much just a six man free for all with the first person to score a pinfall or submission winning the match. To me it kinda just feels like around this time the cruiserweight title picture didn't have much going on but WWE still wanted to include all these guys so they were just all put together last minute to make this match. A few quick notes, Jamie Noble looks a bit odd to me in any attire other than jean shorts and it's insane to me how Paul London wasn't better utilized. Hes easily my favorite in this match and arguably the most talented. That being said, Paul London did attempt a shooting star press off the top rope into the crowd of opponents and he kinda just missed everyone and landed face first on the outside of the ring. Another quick note, does anyone actually remember Kid Kash or anything he did in WWE? I knew of him before watching this but other than this match I can't name anything he did during his time with the WWE. Gregory Helms ended up winning by pinning Funaki. The cruiserweight championship, a smackdown exclusive title was won by a Raw superstar. Not only that but he kinda had the lowest amount of impact in this match. He hit a neck breaker on Paul London off the top rope but other than that he was kind of a nonfactor. Last quick note, on commentary they mentioned that Gregory Helms used to be the Hurricane. That's crazy to me, that's like if WWE referred to Stardust as Cody Rhodes. Weird way to start the show. Not boring, not overly exciting, just... weird.
Odd Rant: I dont typically speak on backstage segments in these reviews but watching Vince McMahon interact/touch on the "Divas" was pretty uncomfortable to witness, I feel the further I go back to do these reviews, the more common stuff like this is going to be and I'm not looking forward to it. But in this same segment we got to see a young Randy Orton and that's always great.
Mickie James vs. Ashley - Special Referee - Trish Stratus
Ah yes, the storyline of unrequited love between Mickie James and Trish Stratus. Not too sure what role Ashley plays in this storyline but I'm guessing it isn't because she was super over with the fans at the time considering the crowd was pretty silent as Ashley made her way to the ring. I was confused seeing Trish be the special referee of this match since at the time she was the womans champion. Just odd to see a champion at a ppv with her championship but not defending her title. Mickie James gets the win and immediately tries to celebrate with/hug Trish but was just met with Trish not wanting anything to do with her. Neither Mickie or Ashley were really.... the greatest wrestler at this point in their careers to say the least.
Odd Rant: its increasingly getting more uncomfortable to watch Vince interact with the "Divas". If we're going to keep cutting here between matches I'm pretty worried how far these segments will go
JBL vs. The Boogeyman
The man who ate worms for real for the sake of the character who gave me creeps as a kid taking on the corrupt wall street millionaire. Wrestling has certainly given me plenty to talk about over the years. I cant even imagine how people who faced the Boogeyman planned for these matches. "Oh you're going to spit a worm into my mouth at this point in the match, okay sounds good". The Boogeyman was more entertainer than wrestler. A guy that wasn't very diverse when it came to in ring talent and was very reliant on his gimmick to get him over. Boogeyman wins in a pretty uneventful match. His finishing move was a pump handle slam and just one was enough to put away JBL which is odd because I've seen this man bleed buckets in an I quit match against John Cena so I guess Boogeyman and his pump handle slam was just that damn strong.
Royal Rumble Match
Weird that the selling point for this pay-per-view takes place less than half way through the event but like I said, I don't know any of the matches going into this show so maybe they just have a big main event planned. As I'm watching I'm now a little more than half way and this certainly isn't a very star studded rumble match. Out of the 17 entrants so far the only notable superstars have been Triple H, Rey Mysterio, Big Show, Kane, Chris Benoit and Bobby Lashley. Not even surprising returning legends its just been some mid carders who aren't too great and jobbers like Simon Dean. RVD now comes in at number 20, hopefully this is a sign of things starting to pick up. Matt Hardy is now being dry humped by Viscera in the middle of the ring and before I could even finish typing that sentence Viscera eliminates Matt Hardy. I just felt that was a notable highlight to add. Now that I've seen all the entrants I feel like I can now fully discuss the match since I already know the winner. Rey Mysterio wins if you don't know. The lack of star power in this match caused really legitimate possible winners to be a bit of a short list. It's very disappointing that it took the death of Eddie Guerrero for WWE to give Rey Mysterio a title run. A pretty forgetful title run but a title run nonetheless. The match wasn't really much to talk about until we hit the final five. I do wanna add that I appreciate that this match was also treated as a Raw vs. Smackdown event. I mean, it was everyone for themselves but on commentary they frequently added who in the match currently was on which brand, which makes sense because Raw and Smackdown are competing against each other and whenever theres a match where superstars from both brands are present, on commentary at least, it should be treated as a competition. Just something I wish WWE would do more of today, I hated when Raw was just one big "supershow" I prefer the brand split, but that's a different topic for a different time. Overall the match did feel like a bit of a chore to get through but in the grand scheme of things I did appreciate the story they told of Rey Mysterio overcoming all odds with the deck stacked against him to make good on his promise that he dedicated a victory to his best friend, Eddie Guerrero.
Edge (C) vs. John Cena
John Cena came to the ring in what Joey Styles called a "Spaceship Catwalk" and I cant really think of a better name for whatever this was so I'll just go with that. Cena isn't even the champion and he got a wrestlemania style special entrance and Edge didn't. It was such an odd touch, could've went without it but at least it looked cool I guess. Edge was such an absolute heat magnet, he knew what to do and what to say at all times to make the crowds boo him it was a bit of disappointment to see Edge drop the title in this match. I understand that in the long run Cena winning was probably the smarter move but if their plan all along was to send Cena to wrestlemania as champion I wish they didn't tease us with an Edge title run. I mean, in 2006 everytime Edge won the title, he beat Cena to get it and everytime he lost it, it was to Cena. Edge had a nice title run as world heavyweight champion on smackdown years later but in relation to this event, that smackdown title reign felt like it was an eternity away. If nothing else this WWE title run turned Edge from a midcarder to a main event talent and he was deserving of it. All in all, I just wish Edge had a more lengthy run with the title instead of losing it in a month after being the first superstar to cash in money in the bank.
Kurt Angle (C) vs. Mark Henry
Listen, I get it, Mark Henry is a cool guy, but he isn't really an amazing athlete. Maybe its just me but I've never been able to get behind anything Mark Henry has been apart of, besides the hall of pain storyline but doesn't have for another few years. I don't know the story going into this match or the full smackdown roster at the time but I just feel like this match shouldn't have main evented. After seeing that this was the match they picked to go on last I wish they would have just saved the royal rumble to be the main event, they would've sent the crowd home happy with Rey Mysterio winning. I know we got a surprise Undertaker return at the end and that made people excited but looking back, Undertaker vs. Mark Henry at wrestlemania wasn't really all that great. Kurt Angle is fantastic but he cant carry everyone to a good match. Angle retains but other than that there just isn't too much to say about this match, it was slow paced and just didn't pack any real punch for me.
I cant really make a pros and cons list for this event, nothing was overwhelming entertaining and nothing was offensively bad. It was just a pretty "meh" event. Rey Mysterio won the royal rumble and Kurt Angle did an interview that made me laugh a little bit before his match and those are the highlights for me. The real lowlights I guess would be just how underwhelming this event was and how bland everything felt. Say what you want, I love womans wrestling today but watching the story progress between Mickie James and Trish Stratus was mildly entertaining too. I'm really reaching here.
2/5
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My Marvel Cinematic Universe X-Men Fancast
If X-Men characters ever make it into the MCU and are recast, these are my (current) picks for my favorite five:
Scott Eastwood as Scott Summers/Cyclops - Pacific Rim: Uprising was a clunker of a movie if I ever saw one but I did end up seeing a lot of Cyclops in Eastwood’s character. I think he could nail the role of valiant leader/ occasional asshole pretty well. Maybe my appreciation of his father’s spaghetti western roles makes me a little biased but I think Scott would be a cool Scott.
Jessica Chastain as Jean Grey/Phoenix - I’m a little perplexed that Jessica Chastain, who seems to be a very popular choice for Jean Grey, is now cast in Dark Phoenix as “not Jean Grey.” She’s supposed to be an alien shapeshifter named “Smith?” What is even going on with that movie? Guess we’ll have to wait until November 2nd later this year -oh wait- February 14th of next year to find out.
Joonas Suotamo as Piotr Rasputin/Colossus - Alright, hear me out on this one. His name might not be super recognizable but his main role certainly is. He’s the guy who took over for Peter Mayhew as Chewbacca in The Last Jedi and Solo. Dude is almost seven feet tall and, although blond, photoshopping his hair darker totally makes him a viable Colossus. Dude already has a Finnish accent, probably wouldn’t be too much of a stretch to try a Russian one. He might need to put on some extra muscle but I think he’d be a cool choice as Piotr, the gentle giant of the X-Men. And let’s be real, there aren’t a ton of easy choices for Colossus and Deadpool certainly took the easy way out making him 100% CGI metal. Now that I think of it, I wonder if John Cena can do a Russian accent.
Lily Collins as Kitty Pryde/Shadowcat - Can’t say I’ve ever seen Lily Collins in anything but she’s undoubtedly the Kitty Pryde type. Watched a few clips of The Mortal Instruments to get a sense of what she sounds like and I think she’s spunky enough to pull off Shadowcat. Throw in Lockheed and you’ve got Marvel’s Daenerys Targaryen right there. Runner up choice is probably Shelley Hennig from Teen Wolf.
Ed Harris as Erik Lensherr/Magneto - The more I watch Westworld, the more I really like Ed Harris. He brings a lot of moral ambiguity to that role and that’s just what I’d like to see in someone playing Magneto. Someone capable, confident, and ultimately misguided. The only snag here is Erik Lensherr/Max Eisenhardt’s European element, but I’m guessing an esteemed actor like Harris could make that happen convincingly.
Jonathan Rhys Myers as Nathaniel Essex/Mister Sinister - First let’s just enjoy this shitty mock-up image I made. Second, we can acknowledge that this dude has some serious acting chops. I’ve only seen parts of The Tudors but that’s convinced me enough that he’d be a cool Mister Sinister. My second choice for the role is heavily influenced by Joseph Fiennes of The Handmaid’s Tale but Rhys Myers can just look more... depraved. 
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