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Seungmin: If you want to spend time with her you have to reach the keys on the top shelf with no assistance.

Changbin: But its too high.

Seungmin: Then jump.

Changbin: But my tiny legs, Chan tell him about my tiny legs.

Chan: Seungmin look at how little he is. Would our girlfriend like it if you bullied her favorite.

Seungmin: I guess not.

Chan: Look he can have my weekend and ill just see her monday.

Seungmin: Fine but you have to watch him, he's a risk with her.

Chan: Deal. Changbin be good.

Changbin: I'm going to lock me and her in my room and han will deliver us food.

Chan: Its a start.

#chan #changbin #seungmin

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when times gets tough and my anxiety decides to run back to me in style, sneeze anon finally makes a comeback 🥹

Yeah, im so glad to hear from them again its been quite a while since they've been here.

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Yangyang: Renjun, I would love for you to live here, but you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.

Ten: Hendery, get that Raccoon off the table. He's eating all the cats' food. And where's your pants?

Hendery: Where's your pants?

Ten: Who's the adult here?

Kun: Who clogged the toilet with cat litter again?

Hendery: And who's the real adult here now?

Ten: Shut up. Xiaojun, why is Bella wearing lipstick?

Xiaojun: Doggy beauty pageant. She's gonna win. Let's go try on your bikini, Bella.

Renjun: Yangyang, Jaemin tried to bathe me in the sink last night this freak show is nothing compared to the asylum where They raised Me.

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Hello, it's me sneeze anon from. Half a year ago. Or one and half?,Or something. I don't know if you remember me but I took some time offline to get badk on the tracks. Hello! I hope you're doing well <3

Hiii, yeah of course i remember you. Im not sure but i could be following you on insta. If im not confusing you with someone else im sorry if i am but this is my insta but i think i am. And I've been doing well, I hope everything has be going well for you also, and youve been doing okay.

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HELLO TODAY'S REMINDER IS I WILL BE ENGAGED IN LIKE 12 HOURS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

Hiii, oh my gosh yaaaay you're only hours away. I can't even imagine how excited you must be. I know your engagement party is going to be wonderful, amazing and youre going to look absolutely beautiful. Oh my gosh im just so so happy for you and i know this is just the beginning of your wedding journey. Congratulations mamas and i cant wait to hear all about it🩷🩷🩷

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HYUNJIN AS EMOJI for ELLE KOREA

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HELP MEEEEEEE-

I’M BEING DEADASS- I CAN’T STOP HEARING THAT ESPRESSO SONG IT’S AT THE CORNER SHOP, MY LOCAL TESCO, ON MY WALLS AND ON MY FRIEND’S TV, I CAN’T ESCAPE IT!!!!

OK FINE SABRINA I LOVE YOU PLEASE LET ME REST I WANNA CRY RN

I haven't heard it in public yet. I might have to go to the mall to hear it. I definitely know it will be in Victoria's Secret. i heard blackpink in there once, and i still wish i got one of the dresses i was looking at. And just all over my fave mall where they play Taylor swift all the time, even Taylor's version vault tracks. I know you're suffering, but i can't wait to go to the mall, and it's playing in every store. It takes me a while to get tired of a song. Nonsense was on replay for 3 months and i still get excited when it pops up. Same with every brina song ever. But Espresso, i can see maybe getting burnt out it a little quicker, but it's so addictive and fun, and i could listen to it all day for now.

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Lee know: It's been a while since our last session. How's everything going with your partners?

Hyunjin: My girlfriend lays on the floor crying when she listens to Taylor Swift, but she's pulling me on top of her when she listens to Sabrina Carpenter. I purposely play Sabrina Carpenter.

Chan: Speaking of, please keep it in your room.

Hyunjin: I thought we were alone.

Lee know: That reminds me, I have to check the security cameras in your dorm. What about you two?

Chan: I'm still in trouble with her and only see her every other night.

Changbin: I haven't even seen her in weeks cause someone can't share.

Seungmin: Now you know how it feels. I'll let you know when there's a time open for her to see you.

Changbin: Tell her I miss her.

Seungmin: She knows. You text her every five seconds.

Lee know: Still codependent I see. Good job, Seungmin. You little homewrecker. And you two?

Johnny: Jaehyun won't even let me get near her.

Jaehyun: You're why she's having triplets. Im just trying to make it even.

Johnny: That's not how it works.

Jaehyun: It worked for you.

Johnny: Well, I'm Johnny.

Lee know: Such beautiful disfunction this morning.

Hyunjin: Wait cameras??

Lee know: Dont worry, i know about the role play, and you judged Jungwoo and Felix? The call is coming from inside the house.

#hyunjin #bangchan #johnny #jaehyun #lee know #seungmin #changbin

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hiiii today's reminder is today was the first day of my long weekend which means it's officially my engagement weekend ahhhhh I'm so excitedddd and also a little worried about being the centre of attention for so long and having people constantly come talk to me but mostly excited

Hiiii, oh my gosh, yaaaay! How exciting. I hope everything goes great, and you have tons of family and it's a great kick off to the wedding journey, and i can't wait to hear how it all went. And that's understandable it's an event literally for just you and your boyfriend, but of course, you'll be a bit more in the center, so i understand that worry. I hope it's not too overwhelming for you. Again, im so happy for you, and i hope your engagement weekend is amazing🩷🩷✨️

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Doyoung: Every time there's a pie in the dorm there's always a hole in the middle of it in the morning and i have to throw it out. Who's been eating a hole out of it.

Jungwoo: Why are you looking at me?!

Jaehyun: If im honest, i don't even know where the refrigerator is.

Johnny: If i eat a pie, im eating the whole thing on the couch while watching jersey shore family reunion.

Doyoung: Well, there will be no pie in the house till i get answers.

*to a camera*

Yuta: No, i didn't eat the pie...... I fucked it.

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Han: Dont get mad.

Chan: What did you do?

Han: I may have lost Jeongin.

Chan: How?

Han: He bit me and ran away, he can be anywhere.

Lee know: Look who I found in the woods leading a raccoon revolution.

Jeongin: Thank you for letting me continue the meeting before bringing me back.

Lee know: Of course, I support all you guys' deranged behaviors.

Han: You're leading the enemy to war.

Jeongin: You stole their alley, and its my duty to help them as fox prince.

Han: But I am squirrel king.

Jeongin: Not for long.

Lee know: You made them like this.

Chan: What do you mean?

Hyunjin: *rustling in a box of crumpled news paper* Chan, where's the treats you hid in here.

Chan: You gotta keep searching, bud.

#stray kids #stray kids incorrect quotes #stray kids incorrect texts #han #bangchan #jeongin #lee know #hyunjin

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HELP-

ever since i added sabrina’s new song into my spotify likes, she has been everywhere noooooooooooo

Oh that happens to me with Taylor so i allocated her in her own playlist and made different playlists for different groups of artists like Sabrina, Ariana Grande and Melanie Martinez are in one playlist cause they have a similar sound. And i repeat the playlist so nothing else gets in and i can stay in that vibe of music. I can't just play all of my liked songs it gets so chaotic. Also the artists that will dominate a playlist like Taylor, Lana and Doja my top 3 faves. i separate them into their own playlists even further. It helped like a lot.

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yooo i heard sabrina’s new song since it kept showing up on my youtube shorts feed and as a non fan i actually like it-

i’ve been keeping a tab on her since i saw her on stage last year, wishing i became a fan so i could’ve saved more photos. she seemed so cool, i’d love to get to know her a lot more.

it’s so funny that nearly 6 years ago i was hating on her for no reason at all and now i wanna be a fan. basically a justin bieber moment.

She is really cool and just adorable. She's just so popstar. I love her. She's the only reason im still blonde. Ideally i want little twins stars hair but every time I see her, i just want to stay blonde and get my blonde lighter. And i remember watching her on girl meets world, i still wish it was more like the original cause it felt like they were trying too hard to be sentimental. But i really liked Sabrina's character Maya more than Riley's, like how i liked Shawn more than Corey. No one liked Corey. And i remember when she released her first song and it was so good but i just lost track of her. But shes really amazing i do suggest watching interviews and getting to know her shes so funny. And i love seeing her with Taylor. They're like Barbie and Skipper

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Johnny: Why is jungwoo in trouble?

Doyoung: Tell Johnny what you did.

Jungwoo: I hit on my friends girlfriend.

Johnny: Which friend?

Jungwoo: Hyunjin.

Johnny: Aw, Jungwoo. He's not your friend. He literally hates you.

Jungwoo: He just plays around.

Johnny: What did you say to her?

Jungwoo: She made me key lime pie and she called me baby and asked how i liked her pie.

Johnny: You can stop there.

Jungwoo: No, she was petting me, and her voice was so... and I asked, "Are you trying to slut me out? Cause you can"

Johnny: Where did you learn to say that?

Jungwoo: Jaehyun's been teaching me English.

Jaehyun: I got your back, man.

Johnny: Jungwoo, we dont learn things from Jaehyun. We pity him.

Jaehyun: Hey.

Johnny: Am i wrong?

Jaehyun: No.

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hiiii today's reminder is can we talk about Sabrina carpenter because like i don't go here i didn't even know she existed until feather exploded last year and even now i only know the hits but i CANNOT get "that's that me espresso" out of my head for the life of me

Hiii, yes i heard nonsense like two years ago and i have been obsessed with that little blonde lady ever since. Taylor was talking about putting narcotics in her songs which i wanna talk about miss swift later. But Miss Carpenter also puts some kind of drugs in her songs cause i cant stop listening to espresso. i listened to it like four times in a row while i was blow drying my hair. My hair came out so cute too. i also added little pink bows to it. there is magic in that song, i knew the lyrics after three listens. I randomly say my honey bee come and get this pollen. Im really trying to refrain cause i don't wanna get tired of it but its just so good. And shes so cute and shes my fashion inspo. I just love her.

Now to Taylor another one i can't get out of my mind also everything she does is so kpop coded hear me out cause one she releases albums in multiple different versions, shes been releasing so much music since 2019, she now has given us photocards which im putting my Taylor and Jisung photocards beside each other in my photocard album. So mother and son can be together. But people who dont get it are critizing it. And everything taylor does is for the obsessive fans, the mentally unwell girls, the girls who spent half of their 20s being in an off and on situationship with a little rat boy who couldn't care less about her and has absolutely lost their mind over him. People were saying they wanted the album to give English department but its giving psych ward honey those are the same thing. Also as someone who has been to the psychward three times i appreciate this album and im hoping for a Sabrina album by summer.

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Johnny: What's a lyric that's stuck in your head right now?

Jaehyun: White boy wasted channing tatum.

Jungwoo: I'm working late cause I'm a singer.

Haechan: Who's afraid of little old me! You should be.

Yangyang: I'm about to call up diamond bitch knuck if you buck.

Ten: I can't relate to desperation. My give a fucks are on vacation.

Hendery: You wouldn't last an hour the asylum where they raised me. Florida!!!

Xiaojun: Those are two different songs.

Hendery: Its my own remix of them.

Renjun: That's that me espresso.

Doyoung: I released some songs,guys.

Johnny: This isn't about you,Doyoung. For me, it's I bring the drip with wet vagina

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Yuta: It's funny that Christian Bring me the horizon fans are surprised Bring me the horizon are anti-christianity. Have they even heard a bmth song before?

Johnny: Like Ollie was screaming, "If i dont believe him, why would he believe in me?" when i was in middle school.

Yuta: Or "When you die, the only kingdom you'll see is two foot wide and six feet deep." Dont let them see immaculate conception by motionless in white. They'll have a heart attack.

Johnny: Flyleaf is right there for them.

Yuta: It's the same people who let mgk get away with how he is.

Johnny: I wonder what Andy Beirsack is doing right now?

Yuta: Being beautiful and funny.

Johnny: Of course he is.

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