#and artemis was not helping

[money-and-dandellions]

So, do you think that Apollo did those please-notice-me-please dances that male birds do to attract females, when noticing/looking at his lovers or getting a crush on someone and trying to get their attention, with his wings

Or, was he tidying himself up to look more pretty and nice instead

Or both

#imagine his doing some sort of stances with his wings like a peacocks with their tails #and all shiny with some pretty glitter on his eyes so he would be more noticeable #and hastily tidying his clothes/himself up after seeing a person he got a crush on #imagine his first ever crush #how awkward he was #and artemis was not helping #she was trying very hard to keep a calm face but was giving literally everyone else glances #that were like my twin i can laugh i will cut your throats open #leto would put some flowers in his hair because he asked her stuttering and fidgetibg with his toga a little #apollo #artemis #he looked like the paradise bird when dancing #meg would force him to watch the documentaries about them #meg mccaffrey #sunflower siblings #the twins #bird apollo

[awerzo]

Haruspex is All Alone

#hhhhghghgh he's living in my head rent free now help #truly the guy of all time #artemy burakh #haruspex #pathologic #pathologic 2 #Мор. Утопия #art tag #100 #500

[cirnogaming]

artemis is one of the best characters ever created i think. she likes to feel like a cobb salad when shes having sex. she serves cunt at all hours of the day. shes bisexual. shes jewish. she's always serving a look. she is constantly on psychedelic drugs. she fucks nasty in the dumpster behind wendy's. shes perfect

#iasip #from time to time i think about how artemis transcribed charlies play into a script #with seemingly nothing to gain from it #besides the fact that charlie is her friend and she got to help put on a show #do you think she knew? do you think while writing it all down she figured out what it was actually about #i mean she doesn't deny what everyone is saying about the script but she kind of sides with charlie when he starts bickering with the gang #do you think she felt like the kinder option was to just let him express himself the way he wanted to.. #compared to the rest of the gang she's honestly a pretty selfless person #i mean yeah. she'll usually only get into something if it benefits her #but sometimes there's no reason for her to be involved. someone just asked her for help and she showed up

[meirimerens]

who up scrubbing and oiling their creature

#burakhovsky #burakovsky #daniil dankovsky #artemy burakh #pathologic #pathologic 2 #third snakovsky apparition ever... first two times was with the petermander... but now... he's finally here #my art #snakeniil #snakovsky #i have no idea name for minotauresque burakh. well he can just hang out #as but men they wash each other's hair and help each other shave their faces... as creatures they partake in horn & scales keratin care #who up scrubbing and oiling and rubbing their horn rn... #why are you as a man scrubbing and oiling and rubbing another man's horn etc i can keep going for days

[elena-illustration]

This one goes out to all the girlies who thought my goncharov fanart was patho at first. Anything is real if you believe it 💞

#(head in my hands) you were right you were all right #i can't help it #pathologic #pathologic 2 #burakhovsky #daniil dankovsky #artemy burakh #my art

[starfanatic]

The “always an angel, never a god” trend but with Greek Gods? (HEAR ME THE FUCK OUT)

Ares

Always hated, never adored

Aphrodite

Always to be seen, never to be heard

Athena

Always the statue, never a god

Poseidon

Always second best, never the best

Artemis

Always the attachment, never an individual

Zeus (titanomachy)

Always the soldier, never a child

Apollo

Always the lover, never the loved

Hera

Always the villain, never the hero

Hades

Always the ignored, never remembered

Dionysus

Always the drunk, never the wise

#MY FRIEND HELPED ME WITH SOME OF THESE #greek mythology #apollo #ares #artemis #zeus #poseidon #hades #aphrodite #athena #chat before yall start on zeus #zeus was literally born to usurp his father #like from the start #so #yeah #dionysus

[sharkrocket]

I just think that if Daniil gets to have fancy Executor clothes, Artemy should be able to be a big scary dramatic bird as a treat 

#Pathologic #Artemy Burakh #I'm so artblocked send help #Let him stomp around in platforms and tower over everyone in town

[sorcerous-caress]

what it feels like each time you receive a letter from Daniil in the Haruspex's route:

or I take a meme I made too seriously and end up making a realistic version.

#♡otherfandoms #♡pathologic #pathologic #pathologic classic hd #daniil dankovsky #artemy burakh #the bachelor #the haruspex #artemy x daniil #Daniil x Artemy #idk their ship name either help pls #memes #figured it out #burakhovsky

[dislocated-thumbs]

more pathologic doodles and stuff I haven’t had the energy to do Actual big drawings . ft more of animalogic and me drawing rubin in situations

#shire’s art #pathologic #stanislav rubin #stakh rubin #oh nooo im not tagging everyone in the first one help #daniil dankovsky #artemy burakh #animalogic #taya tycheek #alexander block #pathologic 2

[hamletshoeratio]

"Zeus made Apollo human because an oracle gave a prophecy. Ares got away with being the lightning thief and being swayed by Luke and Kronos. Clearly, Ares was the favourite child!" Wrong! Ares is also Hera's son, so Ares had her protection. Apollo never did. If Ares pulled the lightning thief bs in HOO or beyond, he would be fucked because Zeus is unbelievably pissed off at Hera so her protection would count for nothing. Zeus' favourite child is Artemis.

#trials of apollo #toa spoilers #pjo hoo toa #toa #apollo pjo #ares pjo #artemis pjo #pjo series #pjo spoilers #hermes pjo #pjo #pjo tv show #pjo tv series #pjo tv spoilers #percy jackson and the olympians spoilers #percy jackon and the olympians #artemis is the favourite ares & apollo are at the bottom #hermes is somewhere in the middle because he's helpful athena is somewhere around there too and zeus forgets hephaestus #edit; to the people rightfully calling me out for not including mr d i want to explain myself #as mr d was born a demigod and later became a god i considered zeus more a sperm doner rather than an actual father #but absolutely y'all are correct he is right there with apollo and ares on the least favourite child podium #ares had Hera's protection apollo and mr d never did #i do think mr d would have a v interesting perspective on the olympian family #as he joined this dysfunctional unit as an adult instead of being born into it like his other godly siblings #and you can see how being born into it has shaped the other olympians especially apollo who we get a direct pov from #but also ares & hephaestus especially love the more indepth insight we're getting on them in the show

[laufire]

Bat brothers + Young Justice's "Rescue Op" for @blairwaldcrf “What strange creatures brothers are!” ― Jane Austen [Caption: gifs from Young Justice. In the first one, Dick, as Nightwing, fights the Red Hooded Ninja in Infinity Island, his escrima sticks against the ninja's sword, toe to toe; Sensei appears in the gif, fighting, as well as Black Lightning throwing a bolt against the Ninja after he kicks Dick. The last gif shows the two of them again, standing in front of each other, lowering their weapons after Ra's arrives. The third and middle gif shows Talia walking in the scene after Dick and his team have left, with a serious expression and a baby, Damian, in his arms. That middle gif is bracketed by two gifs with a black and white gradient in its borders, showing a scene where the Red Hooded Ninja removes the hood, revealing short black hair with two strands falling over his forehead, saying "Gray...son."; Ra's replies, ominous: "Oh, your memory is finally returning. Excellent."]

#dcedit #dcauedit #youngjusticeedit #young justice #dcdaily #batfam #dick grayson #jason todd #red hooded ninja #damian al ghul #yj 3x06 #tvcentric #nightwing #filmtv #userthing #happy birthday!! #artemis' gift reminded me ^^U #i was gonna leave it for tomorrow but inspiration struck. also despite my own opinionsTM i could NOT help myself with that quote lol #captioned #damian wayne

[orangerosebush]

Artemis will disassemble and clean a fountain pen with the same level of intensity as Butler disassembling and cleaning one of his guns.

#artemis fowl #Artemis will just automatically include the upkeep of Butler's his mother's Juliet's and Holly's fountain pens in the upkeep of his own #Holly and Juliet tend not to use their pens often (which they have because Artemis gifted them pens) so Artemis will help whenever they vis #visit. Then with Butler it is largely due to the man not having the habit of building 'frivolous' rituals of care into his day so Artemis w #will care for the pens as Butler does (at the end of it all) adore the devices #with Angeline I feel Artemis is just so wholly dedicated to that kind of small act of care when it comes to his mother #(thinking of him composing a unique ringtone for her calls) #I think Fowl Sr is more of a ballpoint pen or a pencil fellow and Artemis will sometimes include his father in the hobby by cleaning #and repairing pens in his father's study while the man works (so he will have the experience of being included through the upkeep) #Tim does appreciate when Artemis shows off some of the special/exclusive inks he purchases #he finds the beauty of the ink a much more accessible aspect of the hobby #that diane ackerman quote about crying in a museum while looking at a piece of yellow sulfur and thinking about how lucky we are to live on #a planet of a natural yellow that is so marvelously yellow #Artemis will do ink tests (when you get a new ink and experiment with it on good quality paper) when his father is in the room for this rea #reason

[shroom-gloom]

reupload because i drew more B)

#my own art #pathologic #pathologic 2 #danill dankovsky #artemy burakh #clara changeling #aspity #was listening to a gradual decline in moral while drawing this #what a combination #listen i like the snakeskin coat but im such a sucker for the waistcoat look so thats why i draw danill without #and for artemy im not drawing that fuckass surgeon garb if i can help it #cool character design but god so many buckles why

[lenin-it-to-win-it]

Artemis Fowl is what happens when you put all your stats into intelligence and have -800 left over for self-awareness

#artemis fowl #artemis: this sign wont stop me because I can't read (social cues) #can you believe artemis fowl was so smart he invented autism all by himself #truly a great achievement #also the most ooc part of this post is mrs fowl reading a book called 'how to help your autistic child socialize' #and not like #'top 10 crystals to cleanse autism out of your chakras' by gwenyth paltrow

[climbing-class]

[Burden to Bear] Artemy Burakh

Part 2 of my lil Pathologic x Fallout series! The Haruspex and his Wonder Brahmin, Noukher.

#Hes collecting broc flower plants :) #clara is next! #thank u to localcreatura for helping choose the perk #pathologic #fallout new vegas #pathologic 2 #artemy burakh #the haruspex #my art tag #Мор Уто��ия #haruspex #what tags do people search uh uh um

[sea-owl]

@animelover4157

Here's their prompt!

I have always had an idea where Colin’s biggest threat for grabbing Penelope’s attention isn’t a suitor or Eloise.

No no no.

Colin’s biggest threat and nuisance is that he consistently have to fight a big ass dog (like a mastiff, cane corso, Saint Bernard, etc) that Penelope somehow convinced her mom to keep while in the countryside and is the very definition of a Velcro dog. It growls at any potential suitor that shows an interest in Penelope (it’s the reason why She doesn’t have suitors but Penelope is not aware of that).

For Colin, it does something worse. In the rare chance, that it is not next to Penelope, it will purposely move itself right next to/on top of Penelope so Colin cannot sit anywhere near her while it stares him down. This causes to Colin and the dog to race and wrestle one another to get to Penelope’s side with Colin losing 80% of the time and him glaring it down. Penelope thinks that they are playing and are getting along but is completely oblivious of the actual situation.

Tiny woman with a big ass dog. Classic.

Here's what I'm thinking.

So the Featheringtons were out in Ireland to visit Portia's brother, Mr. Finn Carroll, and his family. During their family visit one of the cousins introduced Penelope to the puppies their dog recently had. One of those puppies became attached to Penelope.

"Aw Portia look at that Penelope made a friend!" Finn said as he slid up next to his big sister.

"No," Portia immediately said.

Finn fully looked at Portia. "No?"

"No," Portia repeated. "Finn, I do not need a dog in my house."

"Oh, come on, Porshie!" Finn said, pulling out his puppy eyes and the childhood nickname. Tricks with a proven track record for him on getting what he wanted from his sister. "Let my niece have a puppy! You're already taking away her title as baby of the family!"

Portia sighed, rubbing her pregnant belly. "Finn, I am not dumb. We were both raised with an Irish Wolfhound. That dog will most likely get bigger than Penelope, and they're made for hunting large prey!"

"Yes, but you also know they make great companions!" Finn argued. "And doesn't Penelope need a friend?"

Portia will later blame her pregnancy brain, but when the Featheringtons went home, they brought a new puppy named Artemis with them.

Well, much like the goddess she was named after Artemis was a girl's dog and hated most men. She tolerated a few like the male staff, and she tolerated Lord Featherington on a good day. But most of the time, she stayed by Penelope's side.

"It is like she is sewn to your side," Felicity commented once as Artemis laid across both her and Penelope's laps.

Penelope laughs. "She just loves me."

Artemis barked in agreement.

At her full-grown height, Artemis was about the size of a small pony and was taller than any lord Penelope had ever seen if she stood on her hind legs. Artemis faithfully sticks by Penelope's side despite Portia's groans of dog hair in Penelope's dresses. Penelope only giggles when Artemis's response is to fully lay on her.

Artemis loves her life with Penelope and would only really change one thing. One tiny annoyance in her life.

That damn Colin Bridgerton. He's trying to take Penelope away from her! And he doesn't leave when she growls at him like the other men! He even growled back at her once!

The fool tries to race her too on the rare times she is not in her rightful place by Penelope's side. Why the fool thinks he'll win against her, she'll never know.

Today just so happened to be one of those days. Artemis was out in the park with her family. She was playing with Felicity and Penelope. The two girls throwing a ball attached to a string and having Artemis chase after it.

Artemis sniffed the air and stopped. She smelled Bridgertons. Looking around she spotted the family. Now the Bridgertons themselves weren't a bad thing, a few in particular she could do without and one wished was never around.

Well, it looks like today won't be the day Artemis's wish comes true. Just as she spots Colin Bridgerton he spots her as well. They stare at each other for a moment before both take off towards Penelope.

Artemis stared smugly at the Bridgerton as she once again claimed her prize of being next to her favorite human. Her head resting in Penelope's lap as Penelope pets her.

"One of these days Artemis I'm gonna beat you," Colin swore.

Penelope giggled. "It's so nice for you to play with Artemis Colin. I'm sure she loves racing with you."

Artemis turned her stare onto Penelope, headbutting her in the red head's torso. Playing? Absolutely not Penelope. Can't you see he's trying to steal you?

"You are coming to my family's country party? Colin asked Penelope.

Artemis stares back at Colin. Why hasn't he left yet? He's lost the race.

"Yes," Penelope replied.

Artemis huffed, leaning herself fully on Penelope. Going to Aubrey Hall meant a long carriage ride, AND Colin being around every waking moment. He was worse in the countryside where he had Penelope and Artemis trapped in his family home. Well at least Penelope won't be going to that bad smelling place she goes to ever few nights. Artemis hates when Penelope comes home smelling like that. To the point she almost considered getting Colin to go look for Penelope one night when the rest of the family. If only Penelope didn't lave her in charge of Felicity.

On the trip to Aubrey Hall, Artemis lay on the floor of the carriage by her family's feet. The rock of the carriage lulling her to sleep. At least with this trip, Artemis will have more space to run around temporarily before returning to London for another few months.

Another family was arriving as Artemis' own family were getting out of the carriage.

"Oh Portia!" The mother of the other family greeted Portia.

"Hello Mary," Portia said.

The older women started talking, meanwhile Penelope struck up a conversation with the older daughter.

"How are your first impressions of Aubrey Hall Kate?" Penelope asked.

Oh Artemis has heard of Kate. She likes Kate for how frustrated she makes Anthony. It's funny to watch when Artemis is visiting the Bridgertons with Penelope.

"H-hello."

Artemis looked around before feeling the wet nose of another dog boop against her leg.

Looking down, Artemis saw the smallest dog in her life. Was it a dog? It smelled like one, but how is a dog this small?

The smaller dog stared at Artemis. "I'm Newton! Newton Sharma!"

Oh this is Kate's dog.

"Artemis Featherington," Artemis said. Bowing her head a little so she wasn't towering over the smaller dog.

Newton began to tap his two front feet. Was he nervous? Artemis laid down to be at a more even eye level with him. "Perhaps this will be better to talk?"

Newton lets out a little yelp, one of excitement and moves closer. "Yes! Have you been here before?"

Artemis nods. "Many times. How are you dealing with your interloping Bridgerton?"

"You mean the Viscount?" Newton asked. Newton moved his head a little. "Well, I did knock him into the Thames the other day."

Artemis barked out a laugh. "I'll have to remember that the next time Colin races me near it."

Newton's feet did a few quick taps. Did he have to go? Artemis wondered if she should ask him if he needs privacy.

Before she could Artemis caught a movement out of the corner of her eye.

Artemis let out a whine. Oh great Colin has made his appearance and he has that mischief making smirk of his directed at her.

#newton likes his girls tall #im sorry i couldn't help myself #bridgerton #polin #artemis the irish wolfhound #newton x artemis #colin bridgerton #penelope featherington #artemis x newton