I feel like people don't appreciate enough that Dandelion is a fast slippery little fucker. Granted we don't see this much since the books are heavily Geralt POV, but it's mentioned that a lot of his dalliances involve him scaling up houses, jumping out of windows, sliding down drainpipes, running along rooftops etc and that is hard as fuck to do
He's basically committing AssCreed level parkour and is able to outrun almost anyone who comes after him. When he's not travelling with Geralt, he has to be able to get out of trouble by himself somehow and since he's not a fighter that means being good at running, hiding and talking
Not only this but in Last Wish, as someone pointed out on my posts once, it's shown that when riding his horse, he can effortlessly lift one leg to hook over the pommel of his saddle while playing his lute at the same time the horse is moving. That's a lot of skill and balance and knowing your own horse's temperment and what they're willing to put up with. He's not just a casual rider he's an experienced rider pulling off shit that you'd only see from pros
Idk man it's just a little irritating how often he's reduced to "horny silly bard" when he has these skills under his belt too and is obviously capable of keeping up with hunting parties and actual warriors without much issue ya know?
“if you’re working a full time job you should be able to afford to live on your own and have access to food and transportation” gonna be real with you brother. everyone deserves this. Not just people working 40 hrs a week
I'll be real, I forgot i had a Tumblr account. Again. Oops. Think I am supposed to tag @toapril-official !
Prompt: wilted flowers
Also explanation since no one else is going to notice this detail. Observe the direction where Apollo's hair is blowing. Subsequently observe the direction which the hyacinthus blow. A certain westly direction. Just like a certain west wind
[Image Id: Apollo clutches onto a pair of hyacinthus blowing in the west direction. His hair blows dramatically east. It glows like only the hair of a sun god can glow. There is blood on his fingers and blood splattered on his face. More blood drips down his mouth.
A discus beheads the flowers. The stem is visibly unattached to the petals. The leaves blow westwards. End img Id]