I just think it’s so silly and funny that in ace attorney, the defendant can go “I’m fucking guilty” and the judge can be like “nice, we’ll put in you in jail then. BUT if any DELUSIONAL, I mean, DETERMINED defense lawyer wants to give it a shot despite the defendant’s plea, I mean we’ll hear them out.” It makes no sense, it’s not supposed to, and I love it. AND it happened twice with Lana and Miles.
Literally like this:
Defendant: I’m guilty.
Phoenix: nuh uh
Defendant: stop
Judge: wait let him cook though
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Comic Ending: angst, tragedy, gay love gone unfulfilled, and they never saw each other again, no one knows what happened, but maybe one day there will be hope
Movie Ending:
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IT’S DONE AND ONLY A DAY LATE
no seriously though, hlvrai is one of my favourite things on the internet . ever and all i really want to say is a huge thanks to RTVS for creating this goofy ass series 🧡🧡
happy 4 year anniversary funny half life :)
closeups under the cut incase tumblr slaughters the quality :D
and i know i drew the lambda the wrong way shush
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We’re really all just living here forever, huh?
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this is my agenda ❤️
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fun fact! contrary to popular belief, the “Final Fifteen” is actually a misnomer, considering the fact that it’s consumed the last five fuckign months of my singular, finite life :)
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not one of these fairgoers said a sentence that a normal person would ever say
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FitMC of 2B2T will wait until the LAST day of the SMP to hold hands with Pactw from Tazercraft.
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finale part one: pinocchio uses call of destiny and gets mira onto destiny’s children’s side, including a heart wrenching conversation about choosing your own fate
finale part two: pinocchio uses call of destiny to get the orange fairy onto the party’s side solely because the actual players are obsessed with her
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toxic by britney spears, rasputin by boney m, and spice up your life by the spice girls being canon doctor who just feels so right. campiest show on television.
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This is the face of a man who destroys lives
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marvel is just a bunch of bisexuals that punch eachother
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Neil Gaiman writing Sandman, probably:
And then he made Dream the sulkiest, saddest most frustrating yet somehow lovable character of all times and made it all of our collective problem 🤷🏻♀️
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What preparing for Valentine’s Day means before kids:
What preparing for Valentine’s Day means after kids:
I have helped cut out so many hearts today.
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“I thought we had no chance and that’s romance, let’s dance…” (glitch, taylor swift)
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