#also got to pay more attention to sun spider :D

[dooxliss]

saw across the spiderverse again 🎉

#lakimusings #spiderverse babey #atsv spoilers #gwen’s cop speech was still cringe btw #but i felt like i had a little more room to take in all of the surroundings #like i was out here like 👁️👁️ at earth 42’s color palette before the reveal #and little details in both miles’ rooms #like 1610 miles has a michelle obama 20xx president sticker on his wall #i didnt see the year oops #and another sticker thing is red in his #but 42 miles’s is blue and i think it says something different #and how 42 miles doesng have the collectable on his shelf #but he does have a speedbag (not in the same place) #and other small details like that #also got to pay more attention to sun spider :D

[shewhowantsmouseears]

morgwing meet-up messy drabble

My year-long-fic-break has been slightly broken, but don’t expect too much. I had enough brain juice in me to write this 3 page silliness.

Still riding the high from @queenie-draws-stuff ‘s rad Morgana redesign, I decided to write a potential “how they met” deal, combining the original Fungus Amongus quotes/situation with Queenie’s Goth Rock set-up.

Additional notes now I think of them before jumping right to what is basically “mel enjoys writing simps”

The Band uses a We Will Rock You style song (been listening to this cover) to hypnotize her fans into attacking Darkwing and the gang.

Halestorm’s cover of Bad Romance is definitely suitable for attacking and flirting with Darkwing at the same time.

At one point, Darkwing gets her guitar away from her and he’s confident “Ahaha! Now that I’ve taken away your magic, you’re helpless!” And Morgana smiles... then bursts into cackles. “Oh, Dark Darling... my guitar isn’t the source of my power. It’s merely a conduit.” (”a... a what”) “In other words...” her hands and eyes glow. “It’s time for the encore, baby.”

OKAY TIME FOR THE SHORT WRITTEN THING ITSELF

In hindsight, this wasn’t the best plan, but in his defense, it worked all the time on a TV show he’d watched as a child. Darkwing paused to think about that train of logic, and pondered if perhaps he should stop trying to plan his investigations that way and instead follow his own instincts next time.

 “OWWWWW BONES DO NOT BEND THAT WAY!”

 If there was a next time. He had assumed the whole goth rock mutant monster image was just that, an image. The guy with two heads, the girl with one eye, the behemoth of a drummer? All of it was just costumes and acting! So when announced his presence in his typical overly dramatic fashion, he assumed they would cower in fear before offering their assistance. Instead, they had jumped him and were now holding his arms behind his back and threatening to tie his limbs into knots. As he continued to squirm in place, he once more tried to plead his innocence.

 “I’m here to HELP!” He cried out, nervously noticing the two-headed terror cracking his knuckles while the one-eyed wonder was pulling out various sharp instruments from her purse, and they definitely weren’t the musical kind. “I was just looking for clues! You know those robberies that have been happening around here, right?! There’s a connection between them and your band!”

 “And now we’re about to disconnect your head from your neck!” Said the left head, and the right headed nodded vigorously.

 Darkwing winced, as the others advanced on him, the grip on his arms tightening. If this was his last day on earth, he really wished his last words to Gosalyn hadn’t been “Remember to run the dishwasher after homework.” He closed his eyes, his brain struggling to think of how to get him out of this sticky situation…

 “HEY!” A sharp - yet familiar – voice broke through the scene. “What’s going on here?! We do not treat our fans this way! Put him down!”

 It took less than a second for Darkwing to recognize the voice – this was the singer of the band, after all. When Gosalyn had showed him the link to her new favorite indie band, Darkwing had taken a compulsory listen without paying attention to the visuals, as he was busy trying to pin down the strange case of robberies where the victims couldn’t remember being robbed at all. The singer was definitely talented, a strong but sultry voice that Darkwing certainly wouldn’t have minded listening to on a loop. But it’d been also terribly distracting, so he hadn’t tried to give the music video any attention. Once again, this proved to have been not the best idea in hindsight.

 Because then he would have prepared for the absolute bombshell that walked through the curtains.

 Darkwing opened one eye to see his savior, and then both eyes were not only open, but they were also quite wide in shock. The woman in question was a leggy stunner, her black and white hair parted over one side and trailing down her eerily pale feathers like a shadowy walk lit by moonlit. Sharp green eyes pierced right through his heart, analyzing him as he stood there in a slack-jawed stupor. She adjusted her blood-red guitar over her back, the crimson and black spider-web outfit giving him the feeling he’d be the fly that eagerly walked into this parlor any day. She rested one hand on her hip, and snapped her fingers – even her nails were unique – long, sharp, yellow, and deadly.

 Darkwing had no more time to realize he had a type and she was it when he was let go and dropped to the floor. As he scrambled to get up and dust himself off, the one-eyed woman huffed. “We caught this weirdo sneaking around here, Morgana.”

 Morgana held up a hand, signaling for silence. “I got this, Cornea.” She looked Darkwing up and down once more before smiling in amusement. “I believe this is where you introduce yourself.” She offered her hand to shake. “Nice to meet you, mister…?”

 “D-Dingwing Dork.”  Darkwing sputtered, his palm feeling incredibly sweaty in her delicate hand. He was quick to realize his mistake, yelped, and fumbled with his hands and hat as he tried to make his brain calm down. “DARK! Darkwing Duck! Dark-Darkwing Duck.” After a hard throat clear, he tried to pretend he hadn’t made an absolute fool of himself several times, tipping his hat politely, doing a gentlemanly bow, and ignoring the various eyerolls of the other band-mates. “At your service.”

 “What an unusual name,” Morgana commented, lightly tilting his beak up with one of her fingers, closing the gap between them for a few but very, very personal seconds. “But then you appear to be very unusual… I like that.” When she pulled away, it was a sheer miracle Darkwing didn’t fall forward, though he certainly leaned in enough to make it a close call. “We were just wrapping up rehearsal. We want to close up shop early, what with all those midnight robberies going on.”

 Darkwing stopped for a second, befuddled. “Hang on. How did you know they were midnight robberies?” He was fairly certain that was something the press hadn’t leaked, and he’d only just figured out the timeline a day before.

 Morgana froze in place – eyes quickly shooting to her fellow players – before rolling her shoulders, readjusting her guitar so that it slid back into her arms. “I… deduced it.”

 Maybe if Launchpad and Gosalyn were there – the former to ask more questions, the latter to smack some sense into him – Darkwing would have taken greater notice of that lengthy pause. Instead? She deduced it, he thought, his heart doing cartwheels. My kinda woman. Despite his clear problematic infatuation, his brain did have enough cells left to ask another important question. “Isn’t it kind of… peculiar… to hold a rehearsal this late?”

 Morgana plucked a few notes off her guitar, walking back onto the front of the stage, the curtains now perfectly parted to show the moon shining down from the ceiling – the venue, such as it was, had certainly seen better days. But now the various holes above seemed to be an improvement rather than something that needed fixing. “I enjoy the night,” she answered, and then playfully added, “Besides, the sun is so harsh on my skin.”

 “You know…” Darkwing casually strolled up to Morgana’s side, his previous predicament forgotten already, “I’m something of a creature of the night myself.” He wiggled his eyebrows.

 Morgana chuckled quietly. “I bet we have a lot in common, Darkwing. In fact…” She lightly nudged the guitar’s neck into Darkwing’s actual neck, enjoying the audible tiny ‘eep’ his flustered mouth made. “I bet we could make beautiful music together.”

#morgana mccawber #darkwing duck #morgwing #i'm sorry for bothering you queenie #but its your own fault for making such a rad morgana #and yes I have the fungus quotes memorized #i have watched that episode TOO MANY TIMES

[liberty-barnes]

Tom being in love with your baby niece

Tom Holland x Female!Reader

Prompt: You meet Tom at a hospital and he’s immediately infatuated with the little girl in your lap (inspired by this video I found on tiktok)

Warnings: F L U F F, Tom being amazing with kids, mentions of alcoholic/drug addict mother, mentions of child abandonment, but overall fluff and feel good story

Word Count: 2379 words (this was supposed to be short but oh well)

Estimated Reading Time: 9 minutes

A/N: me, sweating profusely: calm down, just finish writing this, you are stronger than your baby fever, you are too young to have a child CALM TF DOWN

Masterlist

So, funny story, you met at the hospital

Tom had dislocated his shoulder while doing a backflip *dejected sigh*

And you were just trying to keep your baby niece calm while waiting for the nurse to come get you

You were sitting on the bed, Tom was right next to you, only a curtain separating you

But there was a tiny crack near the end from where it was pulled too far

And when you pressed Olivia closer to your chest, her head resting on your shoulder, she made eye contact with him

He saw her tear-filled eyes

(broke his heart)

So he started to make funny faces at her

Which made her start to giggle and coo and make grabby hands towards him

You turned around, visibly confused because hellooo she was just crying a second ago and now she’s???laughing???

And then you saw him

oh shit he’s hot

He smiled at you

You smiled back, cause what else are you supposed to do?

He got up and pushed the curtains back 

And sat on the chair instead

Still on his side of the curtain

But looking at you straight in the eye now

“So... what’s a pretty girl like you doing in a nasty place like this?”

Poor boy thought he was smooth

But he rested his weight on his injured arm

(that idiot) 

And it lead to him hissing in pain and cradling his shoulder with a pout while you laughed

“Fell down the stairs and twisted my ankle. You?”

“Dislocated my shoulder while doing a backflip.”

Meanwhile Liv was now resting on your lap

Looking at him with a smile on her face

And clapping while he smiled at made funny faces at her again

But then he noticed you were watching

And he was kinda making a fool of himself in front of you

(cue the blushing)

(so cute)

So you decided to help him out a little

"Thanks for putting her in a good mood again."

"No problem... is she yours?"

He didn't want to seem rude so he kept the judgment out of his voice, but you seemed a bit young to have a kid already.

"Nah, she's my niece"

"Oh, okay... Why'd you bring her to the hospital with you? It must be hard having to take care of a kid and get your ankle checked."

You looked a bit sad for a while.

"My sister left her with me as soon as I turned eighteen. My parents were never in the picture so it's been me and her for almost a year now."

"I'm sorry..."

"'S okay. Besides, at least I'm not alone all the time you now? I mean, it's hard to take care of a 13 month-old, but at least I know she won't grow up like I did... afraid... wondering if her mom was gonna come home drunk or half-dressed with another guy on her tail, wishing her sister would let her sleep on the bed instead of locking herself up with her boyfriend there."

He watched you smile as you looked down at the little girl in your arms that seemed to be a perfect reflection of you.

That was the moment he fell in love with you

Dark circles under your eyes and all

He got your number (yay!!) and had to work (read: pester you) for two weeks before you agreed to go out on a date with him.

Liv stayed with Harrison (after you checked that he was a good babysitter)

He took you to a nice little restaurant near the beach

They served giant burgers

Which you liked at lot

Conversation was easy 

He asked you what you were currently doing

"I'm working as a waitress in a little diner downtown."

He also found out you were doing online college to get your creative writing degree.

You told him about your family life. 

How your dad died in a car accident when you were three. 

How your mom was an alcoholic junkie and OD'd when you were fifteen.

How your nineteen-year-old sister had to take care of you for there on out. 

How she left soon after you graduated high school and left you with a three-month-old baby to take care of.

In turn, he told you all about his life

How he became an actor and got his big break as Spider-Man

He told you about his family and how much he misses them

How thankful he is to have Haz with him

You excused yourself to the bathroom just before dessert

And that bastard took advantage of that tiny window to pay the bill

You scolded him for that obviously

And tried to pay him back

He laughed and said no

Then he bought you a giant cotton candy

"Tom, seriously I can pay for my own stuff."

"I know but I like spoiling you."

You finished the cotton candy together while strolling down the beach

Then once it was done he threw out the cone and took your hand

The sun was just setting so it was like a picture-perfect moment

So he took advantage of that and kissed you

(so cliche)

You tasted like strawberry from your chapstick

The cotton candy you just had

You tasted like sweetness

And comfort

And home

You started dating officially not long after that

And that's when it all really started

You knew he was good with kids

That first day at the hospital told you as much

But you didn't expect him to be this good

Olivia was very much in love with him

They were practically glued at the hip

She constantly wanted hugs from him

He took her to the park and threw her up in the air while she squealed in delight

He picked her up and carried her while you were making dinner so she didn't feel left out

She sat on his back while he did push-ups

He'd kiss her nose every time he did a sit-up

They would have kissing contests

He kissed her cheek

She kissed his back 

Then he kissed hers again

And so on

Her first word was Tommy

You'd never seen him so happy

You, on the other hand, were not

"I raised you on my own ever since you were three months old and this is the thanks I get?"

They'd often fall asleep together on the couch

Your camera roll was full of photos of them sleeping

Her favorite thing to do was grab him by the sides of his head and kiss his curls

(a d o r a b l e)

He helped you plan the perfect birthday party for her

"Only the best for my best girl"

"I thought I was your best girl"

"Only the best for either of my best girls but in this case the youngest one"

She loved it

You're pretty sure he loved it more

But who can say for sure?

On your six month anniversary, he told you he loved you and that he had no plans on ever leaving you two.

He forced you to quit your job at the diner

"You're overworking yourself. I have more than enough money to take care of all of us and that way you'll be able to focus on your studies and travel with me since you do online college. Everybody wins."

So you went wherever he went

Including filming for Infinity War/Endgame

He took you to set one day

Everybody loved you

But as always, Olivia stole the show

They passed her around like a little doll

She loved the attention

It was quite funny seeing such a tiny baby being held by the mountain of a man that is Chris Hemsworth

She only referred to Chris Evans as 'Cap'

And Robert would forever be 'Tony'

But they didn't mind one single bit

"She just looks so cute when she says it, I can't be mad at her."

You met his family when the filming ended and he went back to London

Dom was ecstatic to finally have a little girl to take care of

"At least she laughs at my jokes, not like those idiots"

"You can leave her with us whenever you want"

Nikki was very happy to have one more girl in her corner

"I swear, if I hear one more second of golf talk, I'll go nuts"

Harry loved taking pictures of Liv

"She's just so photogenic, it's so easy"

You learned a lot of recipes from Sam

"Finally someone that won't wreck my kitchen and taint my food's good name"

Paddy liked playing with Liv and Tessa in the backyard

"It's nice to take care of someone for a change, I'm always the one being babied"

You made your relationship public while you were in London, a year and a half after you started dating

The public loved you

Because he just couldn't help but brag

And Tom with kids is the content the fans live for

tomhotland: omgggg they're so cuteee

spideysbae: the heart eyes thoooo

peterpprotectionsquad: i hereby declare that Olivia is the cutest baby to have ever existed and she must be protected at all costs

He took you to the Far From Home premiere

Your dress matched his suit

The fans went crazy

Olivia was living her best life in her little red and black dress

She'd gotten used to the flashes after Harry's numerous photoshoots

So she was just smiling and clapping a lot

The paparazzi loved her

The interviewers kept asking about you two

"(Y/N)'s the love of my life and Olivia's the sweetest baby I've ever known, I couldn't love her more if she was my own"

"So, do I hear wedding bells ringing?"

"Well, you never know"

That caught your attention for a second but you let it go in favor of posing with Liv after the paps all but begged you to

"Livvy say bye-bye"

She sent a kiss a said bye-bye in all her baby glory

They awed so much

His Instagram was filled with pictures of the three of you

Zendaya took a bunch of selfies with her as well

"Our dresses match, I have no choice"

She kept pretty quiet during the movie

But hugged Tom especially hard when she saw him cry on the big screen

The next morning, you were all over the headlines

"The sweetest little family in Hollywood"

On your third anniversary, he took you on a week-long trip to Bora Bora

Liv stayed with his parents

He took you on a walk to the beach

(déjà vu much?)

And proposed

Clumsily, but he proposed

How can a proposal be clumsy, you ask?

Well, he kneeled on a rock at first

"Ow! Fuck my knee, hold on a second"

Then he kept stuttering because he was so nervous

And in the end (after you said yes and he checked about five times cause "Wait seriously?") he started freaking out cause the ring didn't fit

But she wears the ring I used as a reference all the time!

"Um, Tom?"

"Yeah, babe?"

"The ring's supposed to go on my other hand..."

Ah, that explains it

The wedding was simple but beautiful

Livvy was the flower girl cause she wanted to throw petals in the air

Tessa brought the rings

His heart almost stopped when he saw you walk down the aisle

He was convinced you'd never looked more beautiful than that day at the premiere when your clothes matched 

But right now, looking at your smile and how gorgeous you looked in that dress, he realized he was wrong

He sniffled, trying to hold his tears, but Haz just handed him a tissue

"I came prepared"

You two adopted Liv

She was your daughter anyway, you just made it official

She started calling you 'mommy' and 'daddy'

"She called me 'daddy'."

Oh, the tears

To Tom's great delight, she started picking up a British accent, as she grew

It didn't help that she stayed at Nikki and Dom's all the time when you started teaching at a university in London

So they dialed they're British-ness up to eleven so she'd pick up on the accent

"Mummy, what's for pudding?"

Good Lord

After two years of trying, you found out Tom was unable to have kids

He cried a lot, and felt like he failed

You shut him up with a kiss and immediately mentioned adoption

"There are hundreds of children begging for a home and parents to love them."

You adopted an eight-year-old boy named Lucas and his five-year-old sister Cleo

Olivia loved having another girl her age

They had tea parties

And played dress-up

And forced Lucas to play the prince

You taught them to bake so they could have cookies for their tea party

And Tom found himself often ambushed in one of their games

"No, daddy, you gotta pretend that the big bad dragon took you so we can save you."

They rolled around on the floor and made 'pew pew' noises to imitate guns

Lucas was always quieter

He was your little angel

You two were very close

He shared your love for writing and literature

As well as cooking, to Uncle Sam's greatest delight

You often sat down on the couch, the five of you (and Tessa, obviously) and someone read a book out loud, while the others just laid back and listened

Cleo became very interested in Uncle Harry's camera and took a bunch of photos of her sister and her dad with the polaroid camera she got for her seventh birthday

Olivia still loved the attention and remained the bright and photogenic child she'd always been

She became a model, to no one's surprise

Cleo became a freelance photographer, which allowed her to fulfill her dream of traveling the world while taking pictures and earning good money

Lucas became one of Hollywood's best and brightest screenwriters

But everyone still made time for each other

Attending every single one of Liv's fashion shows

Every time Cleo showcased her pictures in a gallery, they were the first ones there

All of Lucas' films

Going to all of Tom's premieres and wearing matching clothes, per Liv and Cleo's request

"It's for the aesthetic"

Everyone was happy

And life was good

i’m pretty happy now, ngl

i need a Tom in my life

#tom holland x reader #tom holland imagine #tom holland headcanon #tom holland fluff #tom holland #libbys stuff #libby writes #fluff #babies are cute #harrison osterfield #harry holland #sam holland #paddy holland #nikki holland #dominic holland #tessa holland #MCU Spiderman #marvel #avengers #spider-man #peter parker #peter parker x reader

[ghostburs-blue]

could u do 3 & 88 w/ peter pls? love ur work btw

I’m genuinely so sorry this took so long to come out. I had writer's block for a hot second, but eventually wrote this piece! Thank you so much for the compliment, I’m so grateful for you love <333 I hope you like it nonnie :D

Convenient

Request:  could u do 3 & 88 w/ peter pls? love ur work btw > #3:  “You’re not hurting me, you’re not heavy. I’ve got you, love.” / #88:  The one stumbling to the other’s front door after getting hurt/beaten up etc.

Summary: as usual, y/n and peter have some... hidden feelings and neither makes a move >:(

Warnings: mentions of a knife, injuries, and blood + fluff + angst if you squint!

Word Count: 2.1k

“Peter!” You called upon seeing him enter the crowded cafeteria. His eyes skimmed the room, smiling when he found you.

He walked over, sliding into the seat next to you. He wrapped an arm around your shoulder, and you casually let your head drop against him with a smile.

You were naturally a very touchy person. Your love language was touches and hugs, soft gestures to show that you appreciated and loved the other person. So, no one bat an eye when you made a habit to hug Peter every day in the morning by his locker. No one paid attention when you would lay a hand on his thigh, or gravitate close to him when walking.

They did pay attention, however, when Peter practically shrunk away from anyone else’s touches. If any other person tried to hug him, he would immediately step back and reject their affection.

It didn’t take long for people to start making the connection, but you both seemed oblivious to the obvious feelings between the two of you.

When Peter had first told you about his side gig as the hero of New York, you had laughed. Peter? The Peter you had known since you were 3? As Spider-Man? Laughable.

Peter was, of course, quite offended. When you finally calmed down and realized that he wasn’t lying, your eyes grew wide. Your next reaction was to punch him. Hard.

“Why didn’t you tell me?!” You had exclaimed, upset that he hadn’t told you about such a life-changing decision. He profusely apologized, explaining that he hadn’t wanted to put you in harm’s way. You had groaned, slightly pushing at his arm before smiling at him.

You whispered that it was okay, and that you would still be there for him no matter what happened. You both grinned at each other, Peter leaning forward slightly to wrap your body in a comforting hug.

It was a fond memory for you, one that you would often think about when you needed cheering up.

A nudge from Peter brought you back to reality.

“Hm?” You asked sweetly, as you had been zoned out of the conversation for a while.

Peter smiled down at you. “Everyone’s free to do a movie night tomorrow,” he said, as it would be the weekend. Your face scrunched up, trying to remember if you had any plans. Coming up with nothing, you nodded happily.

“I’m free!” You said, grinning. The rest of your group cheered, then proceeded to debate about what movie to watch. You glanced down at your phone, noticing that there were only about 10 minutes left of lunch.

You stood up carefully, unwrapping Peter’s arm from around your upper body. “I’m heading to class early, I have to talk to the teacher,” you announce. After you say goodbye, you head out of the cafeteria.

Just as you make it past the doors, a hand on your shoulder causes you to turn around. A look of happiness passes over your face as you realize it was Peter.

“Hey!” You start walking backward as you talk to him. “Why are you here?” You ask, slightly confused.

Flustered, Peter shrugged. “I- I just didn’t want you to walk to class alone,” he laughed. You gave him a confused smile, but went with it anyways.

Throughout the walk, you couldn’t help but study his features. You noticed every fine line, every crease near his eyes. God, those eyes.

You could stare into them for the rest of eternity. The deep chocolate brown pools were filled with emotion, something you couldn’t quite recognize.

A sudden urge to hold his face in your hands came over you, and you quickly looked away with a blush adorning your cheeks.

You looked back at him when Peter softly grabbed your arm. He looked at you with amusement in his soft eyes. He pointed to the door next to you.

“Isn’t this your class?” He laughed as you gave a sheepish smile.

“Sorry, I guess I just got… sidetracked,” you replied. Reaching up to loop your arms around his body, you buried your face in his neck. Breaking apart, you waved a small good-bye as you stepped into the classroom.

For the rest of the day, you couldn’t take your mind off of Peter. Sure, you knew you had a crush on him. But how far did those feelings go? You couldn’t take another day of soft touches and hugs only as friends.

As soon as you were released from the last class of the day, you and hundreds of other students flocked to the exit of your school. You waited near a bench outside for a certain brown-haired boy to pop up. You grinned as you noticed him, waving Peter over towards you.

Just like you always did, you waited for Peter’s ride to show up. Every day Peter would get picked up by Happy to train for an hour or two after school. You would always wait until you were sure Peter was safe, then head to the nearest subway station to go to your own apartment.

It was a Friday, meaning he would go on patrol today. This also meant you would stay up all night, worried, until he sent you a text letting you know that he was safe and in his bed at home. You never told Peter that you didn’t sleep until you were certain he was okay, out of fear he might become upset.

You eventually reached home, unlocking the door to an empty apartment. Your parents were out this weekend, working.

They worked late into the night and left early in the morning, leaving you to have it mostly to yourself for majority of the day. You knew better to complain, however. The dedication they put into their jobs enabled you to have all the luxuries you had today.

You made your way to your bedroom, collapsing on the bed with a huff. You simply lay there for a while, staring at the unmoving ceiling while thoughts swirling in your head. Many- okay all- of them revolving around the one and only Peter Parker.

Ever since you had been old enough to have feelings for somebody, you know you liked Peter. Of course, you had never told him. Why would you risk ruining such an amazing friendship?

So, you sucked it up. You encouraged him to ask Gwen Stacy out in the 6th grade. You held him at 3 in the morning when they broke up in 8th grade. You watched him pine over Liz Allen just a year ago, and you had a front-row seat to see his heartbreak when he had to let her go because of his hero duties.

You were there through it all. But would he ever see you as more than a friend? Would he ever realize that you had comforted him when nobody else had?

You sighed and rolled over, not bothering to change your clothes after the long school day. Even with the thoughts and fears pounding in your head, your eyes closed and you slowly dozed off.

You woke with a start to a dark room. The sun had set in the many hours you had been asleep. Cursing under your breath, you checked your phone to see no new texts from Peter.

You stood up from your bed, stretching out your limbs. Grabbing your phone, you padded over to the kitchen and began to prepare dinner for yourself.

It was 11 pm when you finished eating and cleaning the kitchen. Just as you were about to pour yourself a cup of hot tea, you heard a noise coming from your room. With a gulp, you grabbed a knife from a kitchen drawer and slowly crept down the hallway.

Reaching the closed door, you took a deep breath as you pushed it open, ready to stab at whatever was in there.

A startled, “WAIT!” stopped you, the knife in your hand dangerously close to a familiar masked face.

“Peter?” You asked, confused. “What are you…” your voice trailed off as you noticed the large gash in his side. Eyes traveling up and down his body, you took into account the cuts and scrapes littering his skin. Or at least, what was exposed from the torn suit.

You gasped, looking up into the white eyes of his mask. Peter’s hand came up, pulling it off his head in a swift motion. He winced, and you instantly leaned forward to steady him.

Peter’s gaze fell to his feet, and you gently took a step toward him. Placing a finger under his chin, you raised his head to look at him. You searched his eyes, finding pain and again, that mystery emotion you couldn’t quite decipher.

He cleared his throat, breaking the silence. “So, uh. I got hurt,” Peter tried for a joke, earning an eye roll from you.

“I can see that,” you responded with a laugh. He nodded, and you noticed he started to wobble a bit. “Woah there, babe. Sit down,” you dragged your desk chair out towards him, gently lowering him in it. It took you a second to realize what pet name had just rolled off your tongue. Peter didn’t say anything, instead looking at you intently.

“I- I was closer to your place than mine. It kinda hurts, y/n,” he murmured, hurt washing over his face. You nodded quickly, heart aching to see him in pain.

“I’m going to grab some first-aid stuff. I’ll be right back,” you promised, rushing away to grab the supplies as quickly as you could.

Coming back, you immediately got to work. Unfortunately, that required Peter to peel off his suit, leaving him in only his boxers. You tried not to take notice of it, focusing on the rather large cut covering his upper torso.

After a few winces and yelps from Peter, you finished. He noticed you starting to doze off as you cleaned up the bloody mess around you, smiling to himself.

As you reentered the room, he beckoned to you. Walking over, you let out a sound of surprise as he pulled you into his lap. However, you didn’t protest as his arms wrapped around you, holding you tight to his bare chest.

You spent a few minutes like this, you straddling his legs with your face pressed into his torso. Finally, it was too much for you to handle.

You looked up, attempting to push yourself away from his muscular body. Peter was unmoving, however, looking down at you in concern.

“Peter, I-,” your voice broke, and you quickly looked away to hide your tear-filled eyes. Pushing harder this time, you stood up from his grasp and walked away. Turning back around, you felt your heart break again as you caught sight of his distraught face. “I can’t do this Peter,” you whispered, praying he heard the raw emotion in your voice.

“Why not?” He asked, voice catching. “Am I not good enough for you?” It was his turn to start crying. You gasped, rushing forward towards him.

“What? No, of course not!” You exclaimed, gently wiping the tears from his cheeks. “This whole time I thought you didn’t like me,” you confessed, becoming aware of Peter’s hands grabbing your waist.

“Are you kidding? I love you, y/n,” Peter murmured. He pulled you suddenly into a kiss, quickly taking control of it with a moan.

You broke apart, breathing heavily. “Goddamnit, Peter. I love you so much,” you hummed, pulling him into a tight hug.

“I have to tell you something,” Peter confessed. You gave him a confused look, sitting up straight.

“Yeah?” You questioned.

“I was planning to tell you tonight anyway. The injury was just… convenient,” he said with a smile.

You laughed, shaking your head and planting a small kiss against his lips. You leaned forward into Peter’s warm embrace.

You found yourself back in the position you were before, straddling his lap. You pressed your face against the crook of his neck, inhaling his sweet smell. This time, you dozed off, comforted by Peter’s presence.

You were awoken by the feeling of movement. Peter was standing, gently holding you and walking over to your bed. You made a noise of protest and tried to get him to put you down.

Peter laughed. “You’re not hurting me, you’re not heavy. I got you, love,” he said, carefully pulling back the covers and setting you down onto the mattress. As he stood up, your hand reached out and grabbed his.

“Stay? Please,” you whispered, gazing at Peter. One look at your face, and he knew he was done for. With a soft smile on his face, he nodded and climbed in quietly behind you.

Pulling the sheets over both of your bodies, you pushed back into his firm chest. Peter’s arms came up and wrapped around your stomach, hugging you close to his warm body.

“Goodnight, baby.”

“Goodnight, Peter.”

#peter parker #peter parker angst #peter parker fanfic #peter parker fluff #peter parker x reader #peter parker x y/n #spiderman #spider-man #marvel #marvel fanfiction #y/n #reader insert

[kittysukagasterfics]

A Spooky Night

Note: Happy Halloween everyone! I hope you’re ready for a spook-tastical fic to read while munching on some sweets. Anyway, onto the fic!

Handplates belongs to: @zarla-s

Requested by: Anonymous

Summary: It’s Halloween night and Gaster get roped into celebrating with Sam and the brothers. After  he wakes up from a horrific nightmare, can the Human convince Gaster that nothing’s wrong?

     It was late at night when Gaster entered the True Lab. He knew he should be back at his house in Snowdin sleeping, but he had too much work to get done. Alphys needed some reports done and even though she had said he could take as long as he needed on them, Gaster preferred not to procrastinate. The skeleton also hoped that Sam won’t give him give him too much of a hard time about it. The Human and the brothers should be asleep by now anyway so Gaster can just easily turn their scolding back on them if it comes to that.  Hopefully it wouldn’t though.

     Gaster then began typing on his phone, no longer paying attention to his surroundings. He only looked up when he heard what sounded like footsteps walking behind him. However, when the scientist stopped walking, the dim-lighted Lab grew eerily quiet once more.

    “...Must’ve just been an echo.”

     But when Gaster started towards his office again, the footsteps also started up again. But this time, they were coming at a quicker pace as if someone were running up behind him. Gaster felt his SOUL quicken and he got ready to summon an attack if needed Before he could turn around however, Gaster suddenly felt something tightly wrap around his waist...

    “*You yell out ‘Boo!’ in an attempt to scare Gaster.” ‘*It...didn’t really work out like you had hoped it would.’

    “Good evening to you too, Sam.”

     The skeleton sighed as he realized that the noise was just Sam, his human lover. As usual, they were up to their silly antics that will somehow involve him soon enough. It was very late for this though. Why were they still awake?

    “Human, you should have been in bed by no-”

     Gaster had turned around to face Sam only to find them...dressed up like him. They were wearing one of his sweaters that they had ‘borrowed’ from him. Along with the sweater, Sam was wearing his lab coat that he had left behind. The Human had also found his spare pair of eye glasses. The only piece of clothing that they were wearing that wasn’t his was their jean shorts. To go along with their whole attire, Sam was also wearing face paint that poorly resembled a skeleton, at least in his opinion. Although they looked kind of cute, it confused him as to why they were dressed like this.

    “Sam, why are you  dressed up like me? I mean, besides obvious reasons of course...”

    “*You reveal to Gaster tonight is Halloween and you’re celebrating with the brothers and Toby.”

     Before the scientist could ask anymore questions, Subjects 1 and 2 came into the room followed by Toby. He could see that the Human dressed those three up as well. 2-P had a white sheet with two eye holes covering him, probably to simulate a ghost of some sorts. 1-S also had face paint on but it’s made to resemble a cat. The babybones had on little cat ears that the Human no doubt gave to him to wear. Sam dressed up Toby as well, as a...sun?

    “Why is Toby...”

    “*You tell him that Toby’s a ‘hot dog’ now!”

    “...Oh, I see.”

     Gaster tried really hard not to laugh at the Human’s visual pun, especially since Toby was involved in it. His struggle was interrupted by Sam talking to him. They’re on their way to the kitchen with the brothers and Toby to bake Halloween-themed cookies and they want Gaster to join them.

    “I’m afraid I’m going to have to decline that offer, Sam. I have a lot of work to do and I would like to get it done by tomorrow.”

     The Human had a concerned look on their face but only nodded in response. The four of them then left as Gaster walked towards his office.

~~~~~~

     The scientist groaned as he sat up from his desk. He must’ve fallen asleep while he was working, again. Well, now that he was awake, Gaster might as well get straight back to work. Or at least he would’ve if it wasn’t now pitch black.

    “A power outage? Ugh, as if I haven’t already wasted enough time...”

     It was almost impossible to see anything. Gaster had to actually feel around on his desk in order to find his phone so he could call Alphys. Once he found it, Gaster attempted to turn it on. Those attempts were futile as the device instead started flickering and glitching before turning off completely. Gaster was confused about this. He charged it to full power earlier, didn’t he?

    “Well, no matter. I need to find Sam and the br-Subjects anyway and bring them back here.”

     Getting up from his chair, Gaster began to feel his way around. Using the wall as a guide, he made his way towards the kitchen where he knew the Human and the brothers would be. After a couple of minutes of walking endlessly, the skeleton suddenly heard noises down the hallway and a small, dark figure moving towards him. Thinking it was Sam trying to find him, Gaster called out to them.

    “Sam, are 1-S and 2-P with you? I hope those two didn’t run off...”

    “M̴̠̆ṅ̸̝͓̈̿ṋ̴̓n̶̬̈́.̵͕͘.̷̗̘̿̅͜.̸̡̭͋̀̊ũ̶̡̲͙̉͊ṇ̴͂͝͠n̸̻͊͝n̵̼̪̈̽n̴̨̨̫̈́.̷̢̣̫̔̓.̸̹̣̯͝.̷̹̫̒̀̂”

     Sam didn’t answer him and only groaned in response. They must have gotten hurt somehow by the sound of it. Concerned, Gaster tried calling out to them again in hopes of getting an actual response.

    “Sam, you sound injured. Just come over here and I’ll try to help you...”

    “ḧ̵̞̣́ẹ̸̑̀ê̸͉̳͐ȇ̸̗ë̷̲́l̴͇̘̝̀̽.̴̧̯̍̔.̶̯̓͜.̴̦̃͜ủ̸̟̯͓̏u̷̡͘u̶͍͗̾u̶̻̪̇̋u̸̱̪̘̓u̵͎̗̓͝.̶̖͚̇.̷̡͈̞̄.̶̪́͝”

    “I am, Human, just-d-dear God...no...!”

     The dark figure wasn’t Sam at all. It was Subjects 1 and 2, or, what remained of the two anyway. They seemed to have melted together into some form of an amalgamation, still being able to move as one. Parts of them dripping onto the floor as they walked toward Gaster. His Subjects weren’t completely unrecognizable as Gaster could still make out features identifying which brother was which. Nevertheless, it was still a horrific sight to witness. How did this happen though?

    “A-Alright, you two, where’s Sam?”

    “Ș̶̞͑͆a̴̡̝̕a̸̧̮̖̽͗a̶̐͜a̵̼̜͇̿̾m̸̝͇̎̿͝m̶͚͚͖̎m̸͍̓m̴̖̀.̸̜́̄.̵͉̔.̸̮͕̲͋͘”

     The amalgamation suddenly summoned a sloppy bone attack, getting ready to launch it at the skeleton. Gaster took this as a sign to start running. As much as wanted to just attack and end it, Sam would have his skull for trying to hurt the brothers, abomination or not. 

     Gaster swore under his breath as he barely dodged a set of bones. Running down the hallway, he managed to make it into the cell room and slam the door shut just as the brothers caught up to him. He pressed his back against it trying to ignore the loud banging from the amalgamate trying to desperately get in. Gaster took a couple of deep breaths as multiple questions ran through his mind: How did the Subjects get to be like this? How was he going to fix this? And also, where on earth was Sam?! Suddenly, Gaster felt a tentacle wrap itself around his ankle and yank him upwards.

    “Wҽʅʅ, ɯҽʅʅ, ɯҽʅʅ...ιϝ ιƚ ιʂɳ'ƚ Wιɳɠ Dιɳɠʂ Gαʂƚҽɾ.”

     The tentacle belonged to some sort of eldritch monstrosity. Tar was dripping from its body as lifted Gaster up to face it. The scientist tried to summon a Blaster but the eldritch goop monster just slammed him into the wall. Gaster cried out in agony, feeling his arm snap upon impact. That would take some time to heal, if he can even get out of this situation that is. The monster only laughed at his expense and futile escape.

    “Gυҽʂʂ ყσυ ʂαɯ ɱყ ʅιƚƚʅҽ 'ʂυɾρɾιʂҽ' ϝσɾ ყσυ? Aɾҽɳ'ƚ ყσυ ιɱρɾҽʂʂҽԃ, Wιɳɠ Dιɳɠʂ?”

    “Where...Where’s Sam?!”

     The Goop Monster didn’t reply. Instead it just slammed the skeleton into the ground. Gaster gasped as he heard and felt his collarbone crack. Pain was shooting through his whole body. His working eye was flashing rapidly as he tried to focus on attacking the eldritch. This only caused it to laugh at him even more and point multiple tentacles directly at him ready to strike.

    “Hαʋҽɳ'ƚ ყσυ αʅɾҽαԃყ ϝιɠυɾҽԃ συƚ ƚԋҽ αɳʂɯҽɾ, Dσƈƚσɾ?”

     Gaster’s vision went dark as the black tar tentacles came down on him...

~~~~~~

    “*You ask the brothers what they think of this plushie.”

     Sam held up a plush toy that looked similar to a spider. The two babybones beamed as they ate the Halloween cookies with a glass of milk. Toby has fallen asleep from all the excitement, curling up under the table for his nap.

    “WOWIE, HUMAN SAM! YOU’RE REALLY GOOD AT MAKING THOSE SOFT THINGS!”

    “can ya make more of ‘em?

    “BROTHER! DON’T BE GREEDY!”

    “aww, but i want sam ta make more...”

     While the two skeletons bickered between one another, Sam was busy hanging up the plushie spider on a fake cobweb. That should be all the decorations now. The Human would be lying if they said they weren’t tired. They had been putting up decorations and sewing plush toys for the past hour so Sam was obviously exhausted. Hopefully Gaster would be done with his work soon and come join them for the celebration.

    “*You grabbed a cookie from the try when you hear someone walk in.”

     Gaster had entered the kitchen and Sam thought he looked a bit tired. However, the skeleton had just woken up in cold sweat from his nightmare. It took a lot of willpower to not jump up and run into the kitchen, which could’ve potentially startle the brothers and cause Sam to needlessly worry about him.

    “*You ask Gaster if he’s alright...”

     The scientist looked between each concerned face. Even Toby who had just woken up looked worried. His...family was safe. Safe and here with him,  worried about him. Letting out a sigh of relief, Gaster gave a smile smile as he let himself be guided over to the table and given a cookie and some coffee by Sam.

    “Yes, Human, everything is fine.”

     Unbeknownst to everyone, there was someone, or, something lurking in the darkness, hidden away and watching the family closely. The figure hummed in thought as it observed.

    “Wԋαƚ αɳ...ιɳƚҽɾҽʂƚιɳɠ ԃҽʋҽʅσρɱҽɳƚ.”

Note: Hehehe...hope everyone has a spoopy Halloween this year~ I also hope everyone enjoyed reading the fic! Thank you everyone so much for reading! I love all of you! Sweet dreams~

#undertale #handplates #gaster #the human #sam (the human) #sans #papyrus #toby #ukagaster #my fic #request

[sushi-dog]

hi stef im here for some fuckin food: 3, 18, 2, 4 andddddd 6

hello zoe welcome to h e l l

3.  Who is the closest person to them?

it’s definitely his older sister keres. she had his back when no one else did more times than he could count. but p e r h a p s, maychance there was someone he considered c l o s e r to him than her. once upon a time

18.  What is their favorite spell or method of attack?

bc he’s a warlock bastard his main method of attack is his pact weapon which is a long scimitar, you know the one. his favorite spell to use is probably scorching ray bc the little balls of fire they are before they shoot into a ray looks like a lil sun. its that spell or spider climb bc i think he would have a fantastic time screwing with people.

2.  What is your character’s relationship with their family? Family is a word which here refers to biological relatives, close companions, and/or the individual(s) who raised them.

oh man. what to even say... well for starters his mom? great woman 10/10 he loves her sm. his sister keres? that’s his best friend ez. but then.... there’s the family that didn’t really pay attention to him all that much. do with that what u will

4. What were the conditions surrounding their formative years?

uhhhh it was d a r k. very very dark. and g r a y and it was just kind of the worst.

6.   Do they have any bad habits?

oh he has s o many. too many. this absolute mess of a man. as for specifics? well for starters lets just say he has a habit of leaving places worse than when he got there : ) BUT on a funnier note here’s some dumb habits he has from being tall: he bends as he walks through every door, even if it’s tall enough to where he doesn’t have to, and also he tends to s l o u c h but if he catches himself he might suddenly stand very straight out of nowhere bc yeah.

#there u go zoe #take these freebies u h e a t h e n

[fedorasaurus]

I wrote up a detailed origin story for my D&D character. He's a chaotic neutral Drow Warlock who got swindled into buying magic powers from a Fiend and then used them to run away from home because his mom is a jerk. Now he roams the surface world selling trash to the locals who think his garbage is COOL AND EXOTIC because it came from the Underdark.

Now he has to pay back the Fiend (who he also considers his bff), but it's fine because he's about to join an adventuring guild to take missions for fast cash. I assume that our DM will take it from there!

Full story under the pagebreak 'cause it's a little long and also the other players MIGHT NOT want to see my boy's personal details all at once for the sake of roleplaying. *shrug*

Oh, one last thing: My goal for playing this character is to see if I can play a Dark Elf who isn’t edgy and brooding. I think I also project a lot of my own insecurities and weakness to flattery on him, so maybe we can help each other with that?

Quasaris: Origin Story

-1-

Quasaris was born to the House of Redsilk as the youngest of three siblings, having two older sisters: Lunasta and Celeste. While his sisters were physically fit and had an affinity for magic, Quasaris lacked the strength and wisdom necessary to perform any useful job skills. When Lunasta and Celeste became priestesses of Lolth, Quasaris spent his days in the family mansion, cleaning and taking care of other mundane tasks, or tending to guests at his mother’s lavish parties.

His mother, Lady Crauline, was a wicked old sorceress who kept a distrustful eye on Quasaris at all times, and he suspected that she even sent spiders to spy on him while she was away. It was Crauline who put fear into Quasaris by showing him the crazed Drider that was contained in the depths of the Underdark's dungeons, telling him that the hideous creature had once been her husband--Quasaris' father--transformed into a mindless spider-beast after disrespecting Lolth's priestesses. Although Quasaris began to doubt this story as he grew older, it was enough to make him obedient toward his sisters and mother for many years.

One night, while Quasaris was tending to the household duties alone, a shadowy figure appeared to him. It had no discernible shape, but it was vaguely humanoid and spoke fluent Undercommon.

The figure claimed to be a Fiend of great magical power, but, more importantly, it told Quasaris stories of a world high above their own, a world full of color and opportunity for financial success and social influence without the control of Lolth in every aspect of life. Quasaris was skeptical that Drow could be welcomed in such a place, much less respected enough to become rich and powerful, but the Fiend assured him that the overworlders were a curious folk who adventured for the fun of it, had deep pockets, and loved all things exotic. And what could be more exotic than a reclusive race of Elves who lived deep within the earth? Sure, the Drow had been banished long ago, but things were different now, the Fiend insisted.

Although Quasaris wasn't entirely convinced, he appreciated that this powerful, intelligent Fiend took the time and care to befriend a useless fool like him. The Fiend returned regularly to keep him company on dull, lonely nights, never taking the same form but often bringing small gifts from the surface: seashells, flowers, even once an iridescent beetle the likes of which Quasaris had never even imagined. With each of the Fiend's stories and presents, Quasaris became a little more convinced that maybe there was something to a life on the surface, selling "exotic" trinkets to the locals. But it was all only a grand fantasy, for there was no way Quasaris had the brains or brawn to actually LEAVE the Underdark. The exits were heavily guarded, and surely his mother or sisters would find him out before he even came close. He'd be no match for their magical abilities.

On his 442nd birthday, the Fiend appeared to him with a slice of beautifully decorated cake, and a special offer. The Fiend, generous as he was, could give Quasaris a means to escape: a catalogue of spells, and an orb of pure obsidian from which to cast them, no prior arcane training required. It was a bundle valued at over several million gold pieces, but for his best friend Quasaris (on his birthday of all days), he could give him a special deal of just 1k.

Quasaris didn't have a thousand gold of his own, and didn't think it would be wise to steal from his family's treasury (although the consideration was tempting), but this was all no problem for the Fiend. A contract was drafted, stating that Quasaris could have the discounted 500g orb and 500g spellbook, as well as cast any of its spells for 100g each [per spell level / cantrips 10g] with no money down. Quasaris could then repay the debt at any point in his life, so long as it WAS repaid before his death. In the event that he is unable to do so, well, the Fiend would simply claim Quasaris' soul as compensation.

Appreciative of the great offer, Quasaris signed the contract and used the rented magic to escape that very night.

-2-

Debt: 2k

Business on the surface was harder than Quasaris had anticipated. Most overworlders were out during the day, but the sun hurt his eyes and made his skin ache, so for a while he tried to engage only at night. However, he found that many businesses conducted after sunset were by those even shadier than himself, those far more streetwise and suspicious. He resorted to magic to escape from most trouble, but this only made his debt grow, and without a steady income to counter it, things could get tricky in the future.

He regularly communicated with the Fiend via the Orb, finding his Patron to be very patient and understanding. And, of course, remarkably generous, allowing him access to even more powerful spells after a time.

As months went on, Quasaris learned to conduct business in the shade, how to persuade his marks to buy common Underdark goods (junk from his old home, really; a broken fork here, a roll of wrinkled sheets there) for an inflated price. The money was good, but he would run out of stock eventually, and he still had the occasional troubles that were most easily avoided via magical means, so he would have to consider an alternate method of work when the time came.

-3-

Quasaris eventually learned not to stay in any one town too long while doing his business. It was safer to have fresh customers and less potential enemies or law enforcement attention. Not to mention, it seemed that some folk still regarded the Drow as dangerous, evil people.

One night, while traveling between towns, Quasaris was jumped by bandits on the road. Although he could have quickly dispatched the gang with some violent spells, he could talk a good pitch by now, and decided to give it a shot (and besides that, his spellcasting ability had been nearly exhausted earlier that day).

By some luck, he not only talked the bandits out of robbing and killing him, but also convinced them to purchase a number of his remaining trinkets in exchange for their treasure stash. The stash would have put him close to paying off his debt with the Fiend, but it turned out that it had all been stolen from a local village, and when Quasaris showed up there to pawn the items for gold, he was regarded as a hero for retrieving the goods. He was, therefore, forced to turn it over to the villagers, or risk looking like a thief himself.

It was shortly after this incident that Quasaris would be welcomed into the Silver Swords guild. With nothing but one last trinket and 15g, the opportunity to take on adventuring jobs for money could not have come at a better time.

Current Debt: 5k

- Other Notes! -

Quasaris has NOT seen his Patron Fiend's true form, nor does he know its true name. He just sort of refers to him as "Fiend" or "Friend" or sometimes "Benefactor," but like in a super ironic tone like when you and your pals are all in on a joke.

Whether the Fiend is more interested in money or Quasaris' soul is something I want to leave up to the DM's discretion, unless it isn't gonna be relevant to the campaign.

Quasaris has somehow been on the surface for months without seeing a single spider. He doesn't think they exist outside of the Underdark. Like. At all. He's gonna lose his composure when he finally sees one, I just know it.

Quasaris kinda-sorta has a crush on his Patron Fiend. Not in a romantic "I want to make out with you right now immediately" way (although I guess he'd consider kissing him if they met in person?), but he's just very smitten by the fact that the Fiend gave a damn about him in the first place and has just been SO NICE AND FRIENDLY AND GOOD AND QUASARIS YOU FOOL HE'S PLAYING YOU LIKE A LYRE. SPEAKING OF WHICH--

Quasaris is really good at playing the Lyre (self-taught), but music wasn't really useful where he's from so he never considered that to be a special skill. He still brought it with him to the surface with the other trinkets, but he plays it sometimes and isn't sure if he wants to sell it. (This possibly opens up an idea to multiclass him as a Bard, depending on how things go)

Quasaris wanted to be a priest when he was young, until he was basically told LOL, BOYS CAN'T BE PRIESTS OF LOLTH. He wouldn't rule out retiring into priesthood after his wealthy businessman days are over, assuming he found a deity that appealed to and accepted him. (I also love the idea of multiclassing him as a Cleric if he meets the requirements for that, or just imagining it as the ideal happy ending for my boy).

Quasaris never knew his dad, but he's like 70% sure that the Drider wasn't really him and 40% REALLY REALLY HOPING THAT THE DRIDER WASN'T ONCE HIS DAD.

Quasaris' sisters are twins and are about 7 years older than he is. They all got along when they were little, but they sort of fell out of touch with him once they became Priestesses.

His full name is technically Quasaris Redsilk, but he doesn't use his family name unless he has to, or he just shortens it to "Reds."

One of the reasons Quasaris has trouble paying off his debt is because he loves food. Like, a lot. He loves surface world meals and always asks what the different dishes are called so that he can use them as the verbal components to his spells (I have every intention of yelling "fillet mignon" when I cast something).

Quasaris isn't SUPER romantic/sexual, but he does think most Tieflings are cute and they make him a little flustered. Most of his emotional/flirty energy is directed toward his Patron Fiend, though.

ANY OTHER QUESTIONS? I'd be thrilled to explain anything further!

#Quasaris #original character #OC #D&D #Dungeons & Dragons #5th Edition #D&D5e #DnD #Dungeons and Dragons #Drow #Dark Elf #Warlock #I haven't played him yet but I love him a lot #that said I don't want the DM to go easy on him #MAKE HIM WORK FOR HIS GOALS AND CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT #even if he has to play half the campaign as a goat or something

[rainedrop777]

The Adventures of Spidey-Prom!

Seriously it’s probably not healthy how much I love Spiderman!Prompto! I didn’t know I needed it until @destiny-islanders drew the freaking CUTEST art for it. Please check it out. It’s good for the soul, trust me.

Anyway, enjoy this little bit inspired by their art! :D HOPE YOU ENJOY!

“This is your costume?”

Ignis’ voice rang almost shrilly in the small apartment complex, but Prompto was far too busy checking out the newest wounds to his body to pay much attention to what the man was saying - instead, he puffed out his chest and propped his hands on his hips, admiring the new slim and toned muscles that stood out starkly in the bad lighting.

“It sure is!” Prompto replied boldly, eyes squinting as pride welled in his chest.

So what if those thugs had landed a few hits and made him look like a bruised potato - he’d totally won in the end.

“It’s a cotton sweatshirt.” Ignis replied flatly, his widened eyes were evidence of his complete horror of the aspect as he held up the tattered garment of clothing.

“It’s not just a sweatshirt,” The blond replied, a small pout forming on his face as spun on his feet to swipe away the bloody clothes. “It’s my identity. Every superhero needs one.” He explained readily, ruffling out the sweater to examine the newest tears and ruffles. “It’s a part of me now.” He dramatically hugged the cloth to his chest, a small smirk forming on the edge of his lips as he thought about his most recent venture -

...that...hadn’t gone...exactly as planned…

But he’d still won!

Prompto could visibly see Ignis roll his eyes from the side, the older man reaching up a hand to adjust his glasses in an exasperated show of exhaustion. “Prompto, do you believe the police simply roll out of bed in the morning and seek out the local gangs in a pair of joggers and a sweatshirt? Their attire consists of at least some sort of protection - a bullet proof vest -”

“Pah -” Prompto interrupted with a scoff, waving a hand in front of him. “Last time I checked, cops can’t climb up freaking walls and lift a car without breakin’ a sweat.” The blond propped his hands on his hips and shot Ignis a wink, which the man returned with a twitch of his eyebrow that Prompto had quickly come to realize was onset to a migraine. “‘Sides,” he waved a hand as he tossed back the article of clothing, “I need my costume to be flexible, ya know - gotta make way for these babies.”

Another eye twitch followed when Prompto flexed his arms in the white tank top he was now donning, though he let out a sharp hiss of pain as he grabbed at his newly bandaged arm.

“How formidable.” Ignis replied dully, shaking his head as he stared down at the sweater.

“So are ya gonna sew it or not? I’m probably gonna need it by tomorrow. Duty calls, ya know.”

Ignis’s hands flopped down in front of him as he stared deadpan at the younger man. “You’re not seriously going to do this again -” Ignis cut himself off as he slapped a hand to his forehead before scrubbing it dramatically down his face. “Prompto - you’ve barely a grasp on your abilities, why on earth you are so eager to get yourself killed!?”

“‘Cause a superhero’s work is never done! It’s like Cor said -” He cleared his throat and straightened up to mimic the man, “With great power comes great responsibility. And uh - I’ve got great power now - so might as well be greatly responsible with it and kick some bad guy butt!”

The sound of the buzzing cars outside the tiny apartment complex was the only sound audible as Ignis’s green eyes bore holes into Prompto’s own, and the young man couldn’t help but fidget nervously under the gaze.

After a moment a long, very Ignis-y sigh escaped from the older man’s mouth, the glasses on his face sliding down slightly as he once again stared at the sweater that might as well have been a piece of trash for all the way that he regarded it.

“I cannot believe you’ve worn this for the last three months and survived.” Green-eyes flashed up to Prompto as he held up the sweater. “You’re either brilliant and sufficient, or incredibly stupid and lucky. My bet is on the ladder.” Almond lips pressed together as he made his way over to the small dresser drawer that held various needles and thread.

“Orrr - just super awesome -”

“Or perhaps an utter moron -”

“Could a moron do this!?”

“Do - WHA -”

Ignis’s voice was immediately cut off when Prompto skipped over to where he was and effortlessly braced a hand under his back and on his thighs, effortlessly pushing against them to  lift the man above his head with a loud laugh.

“Howd’ya like that - eh, Ignis!?”

“PROMPTO! Put me down this INSTANT!” Was his friend’s immediate retort, the struggle that he was giving against him making Prompto’s arms quiver slightly - but not nearly enough to undo his hold.

Prompto barked out another laugh, keeping his arms locked even as Ignis squirmed above him. “Not such a moron now, huh?”

“Prompto Argentum, I swear to the Astrals if you do not set me down in two seconds -!”

“Alright, alright -”

Prompto heard Ignis yelp slightly when the younger man released his grip entirely, stepping back just enough so that he could catch Ignis in his waiting arms, dodging a swipe to his head before he set the man back down on his feet.

“You ever do such a thing again…” Ignis huffed, shooting him a vicious glare as he straightened out his ruffled sleeves.

The blond chuckled, stepping his way back over to the mirror, “So how’s about it - gonna help me? Wanna be my sidekick?” Prompto chippered as if he hadn’t just lifted the taller, more muscular man like a dumbbell. He rubbed his arm slightly as the slight strain had flared the ache in his bruised muscles.

A scoff followed the remark, “I’ll have to pass, thank you.” Ignis replied with a knowing glare in his direction, but, regardless, proceeded to pick up the needle and thread that was situated on the dresser.

“Whelp - position is open if you ever wanna apply!” Prompto replied with a happy smile, turning back to face the mirror.

He wish he could say that the muscles that he now admired in the mirror before him were from the months of hard work, and to be honest, he had been working hard to improve himself for a while now, but this type of improvement wasn’t exactly his doing.

Three months ago was when everything changed. Everything.

He’d been a scrawny kid three months ago - lacking confidence to approach anyone...especially a certain prince-like classmate of his that he’d admired since grade school. It’s not as though they hadn’t known about each other, and Prompto had managed to muster the courage to say hello and introduce himself on the first day of high school, but it was only recently that he’d felt that they’d made significant strides in their relationship when Prompto finally gained the confidence to make it a point to become his friend - and it was going very well.

Prompto was suddenly very glad that Ignis was focused on sewing the sweatshirt as a noticeable flush crawled up the blond’s neck and face - no wait - his entire body.

He’d decided to return the favor the gods had, for some reason, chosen to give him and fight evil in the world in repayment for this new life he was living - and well...yeah that part needed some work, but he was doing his best! Just tonight he’d managed to stop a robbery of a sweet older lady. The thugs hadn’t seen him coming at all - but, unfortunately, Prompto was still a bit shabby when it came to the fighting...so he’d taken home a few bruises and cuts as souvenirs, but he’d still beat their asses, called the cops, and saved the day.

Though, if it wasn’t for Ignis he probably would be in way worse shape - the man was pretty good at dressing his wounds. Ignis had found out about a week ago who he truly was...how the man was able to see through him he’d never know. Prompto still wasn’t sure he believed Ignis’s reasoning of “you’ve been behaving oddly. It seemed the most likely conclusion” - it was like he just knew. Maybe Ignis had his own spidey-sense - either way, despite that, tonight was the first night that Ignis had seen his outfit -

Psh. Who cared what he thought. His outfit was awesome. And...yeah no one would know that was him...right?

If he kept up like this, trained himself a bit - he was certain he’d become an awesome comic book superhero in no time - how hard could it be?

He shook his head, smiling to himself.

He couldn’t believe he was actually having these thoughts.

Three months ago...yeah - everything had changed.

~

Three months ago:

Prompto’s hands clasped behind his back as he stared at the large city around him, eyes squinting slightly at the morning sun that shone brightly down upon the research facility. The group of his high school classmates milled around the entrance to the building, waiting for instruction from their teacher, Mr. Weskham, to allow them in to begin the tour of the arachnid center they were about to visit.

To be honest, he didn’t really care too much about that, he was just hoping that a certain friend of his didn’t over sleep the field trip today.

He adjusted his glasses with his hand as he looked around, bouncing excitedly on his feet as the anticipation to get inside chewed at him.

He loved this stuff. He didn’t like spiders too much...but the tech inside was going to blow his mind - he could feel it. Maybe he’d even get a chance to browse one of their computers - maybe log away a few notes for the one that he was currently building himself.

Psh. Noct was right. He really was a technophile.

Ah, speak of the devil.

Prompto chuckled to himself as he briefly saw what must have been a knowing exchange between him and his father as they talked behind the windows of the flashy car, and a second later the door opened and out stepped Noct - also known as the Prince of Insomnia Inc. He saw the young man toss his dad a look over his shoulder as he straightened out his backpack, and it was with a roll of his eyes that he turned back to make his way up the stairs and away from the car.

Prompto was satisfied to see Noct’s face noticeably morph into something softer and - well - less annoyed as he trotted up the stairs. Prompto tossed him a happy wave which Noct returned with a nod.

“Heyaz!” The blond piped cheerily, his heart thudding in a familiar sense of excitement at the sight of the handsome face.

“Hey.” Noct responded with an easy smile, the typical mellowness of his tone somehow sending another spike of adrenaline through his heart.

“Ready to check out some creepy crawlies?” Prompto wiggled his fingers at the dark-haired teen’s face before he adjusted the camera strap around his neck, falling into a steady pace beside Noct as they walked up the stairs.

“I’m more ready to take a nap.”

“Dude, the lecture hasn’t even started yet.”

Noct let out a loud yawn, stretching his arms out on either side of him. “Exactly.”

Prompto chuckled, pausing slightly as he lifted the camera up to his face to snap a picture of the large building.

Field trip day was always interesting, especially when it involved checking out the nastiest things on earth - Prompto hated bugs, hated them. But he couldn’t deny that he was somewhat fascinated by them as well. Just because they were ugly didn’t mean they couldn’t be interesting, and besides, he was more interested in the technology they were bound to see in the research facility.

~

“Dude...this is the most advanced electron microscope on the Eastern Seaboard…” Prompto’s voice dripped with awe as he stared wide-eyed at the giant device in front of him, his hands fumbling with the camera to snap a few pictures.

“Wow.” Noct mumbled from beside him, clearly disinterested as they followed the voice of the woman ahead of them.

“For example, the delena spider, family sparassidae, has the ability to jump to catch its prey.”

“Eww…” Noct whispered, though his disgust clearly gave way to his curiosity as he leaned forward to observe the spider that the woman was talking about, head tilting as he noticed the little bug do exactly what she described as it jumped from one small twig to the next in its cage.

Prompto chuckled, though he stepped up next to Noct and lifted his camera to his face.

“For the school paper?” Prompto asked, eyes questioning as he looked up at the lecturer.

She offered him a side smile and nodded in permission.

He angled the camera so that he was able to zoom in on the little arachnid - but he grunted when he felt himself shoved from behind, the picture he was about to take snapped a lovely, blurry picture of the small hide instead of the spider.

Prompto furrowed his brows as he looked behind him, noting the obviously satisfied sneer of the blond that stood behind him.

Loqi.

“Leave him alone.” Noct snarled, glaring vehemently at the other blond.

“Or what?” One of Loqi’s lackeys lip curled in challenge.

“Or his father will fire your father.” Loqi sneered, shoving Noct slightly as he got into his face. “What’s daddy gonna do - sue me?”

Prompto almost jumped forward when he noticed Noct’s fist twitch at his side - but he was saved the trouble of holding him back when the dirty-blond was suddenly grabbed by the arm as Mr. Weskham pulled him back, shooting the both of them a harsh glare.

“What is going on?” He hissed, glaring at all four of them. When no one answered, his voice darkened in seriousness. “The next person who talks will fail this course. Understood?”  

The four remained silent, but Prompto’s heart skipped a beat when Noct reached behind him and grabbed his arm, pulling him forward and away from the small scene.

“Tsch.” The dark-haired teen scoffed, releasing Prompto’s arm as they made their way around the shelves.

“Those guys are jerks.” Prompto mumbled from beside him, earning a very Noct-like smile in return.

He loved those smiles.

“Yeah.” He mumbled, taking a breath as he looked around them.

Prompto watched as Noct milled around in front of him, bending slightly to look at the small collection of spiders that were neatly stacked in the plastic caging. “Yuuuucckkk…”

Prompto chuckled at the noise, but lifted his camera regardless. “Hey -”

Noct turned to face him, eyebrow quirking when he noticed the camera.

“I need one with a student in it.” Violet-blue eyes sparkled when Noct smiled, making a show of adjusting his tie.

“Don’t make me look ugly.” Noct said, eyes half-lidded with a small smirk as he propped an arm up on the small shelf.

Prompto could feel the heat bloom in his cheeks as he chuckled smally, looking shyly down at his camera as he readied it. “Oh, that’s impossible.” He almost hoped Noct hadn’t heard him, but the smile that his friend gave was evidence enough that he had. “Alrighty…” The blond stepped back slightly, angling the camera by his blushing face so that he captured a good view of the microscope and various arachnids with Noct by the side.

Prompto chuckled as Noct smiled easily for the shot, and he clicked the camera several times to snap the picture. “Alriiigghhhttt -” The blond’s face lit up in another bright smile as Noct posed again, pointing to the various spiders next to him. He knew the pictures he was taking now weren’t necessarily of the spiders or microscope...

Heh. These ones didn’t necessarily have to be in the school paper…

“Argentum! Caelum!”

Prompto and Noct’s head whipped over to where Weshkham stood, arms folded against his chest. They could see the rest of the class a good distance ahead of them.

Noct shot Prompto a look before he reluctantly moved ahead, and Prompto rapidly scrambled to put the cover back on the lens before he made to follow -

“YEEOW!”

The liquid fire pain that shot through Prompto’s hand in that instant was enough to send him stumbling back as his hand whipped back from the sudden, intense pain that tore through it. His face contorted into shock as he grasped at his hand, looking down to see a red circle surrounding white, blotchy skin - with two small dots in the center. His heart beat rapidly as he looked down at the ground - just in time to see a tiny spot of an oddly colored spider scramble away underneath a nearby shelf.

“Shit…” He breathed, brows pinching as the pain circling the bite mark dulled to something hot and numb.

“Chop, chop, Prompto!”

The blond’s head whipped up as he saw Noct a small ways away from him, waving him over with a patient smile.

He waved his hand once, hoping that it would alleviate some of the pain, but Noct’s smile was drawing him forward, and he donned an easy smile as he skipped his way towards his friend -

Doing his very best to ignore the sickening feeling pooling in his stomach and the small pain that was trickling up his arm.

Little did he know that from that moment on, his destiny had completely changed.

Hope you guys enjoyed! I LOVED WRITING THIS! SO MUCH FUN - thank you again to @destiny-islanders for making such awesome art - really made my day. :D

Stay tuned for more adventures with Spidey-Prom! :D

#promptis #spiderman!prompto #ffxv #spiderman au #prompto argentum #Noctis Lucis Caelum #ignis scientia #gladiolus amicitia #final fantasy xv #cute #fluff #high school #spidey!Prom! #fanart #original work #fan fiction

[abundantchewtoys]

Hiveswap ‘17-10-01 : Heavy, wet darkness and takeout leftovers

Which door to pick, oh which should we pick?

The big doors seem like they lead outside, since the other pair of big doors in this space also do so. But then, how do we get to all of the other rooms left in the house, the trophy room and the kitchen (and basement)? Maybe there's another hallway to the right. --- Gonna try the right door first, it seems less likely the trophy room is behind it. WWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOWWWWW. Never mind! This is the trophy room after all. Wow. So dark. So atmospheric. ... Such a creepy background noise we hear there. (Horrorterrors? Wait no. :P) Is there a monster in here, maybe? ... And so it came to be that Joey entered the Land of Wrath and Angels. :P The style of this scene, with light pouring in from outside, and the rest in black, reminds me of it. Bonus points for Jake being a Hope player. Blaperile has a good point, that we might not even be able to DO anything here before the flashlight works. So we'll ignore my first instinct of exiting the room again. It'll probably take us getting batteries from the radio in the kitchen before we can find the attic key. And then - according to the spoiler we saw for CHERUB KEY + ATTIC DOOR... Apparently we temporarily lose it again? :P We're on this ride forever. LISTEN: ... Something... Breathing? D: Definitely a monster, right? ... That, or Jude's pet got out. ... I don't suppose it'll be a fakeout with regard to Jude's pet, that it's one of pigeons, actually. :P Because, you know, the hamster tube. ... Unless he uses the tube to send and receive covert messages! With pigeons. Through the kitchen (that I suppose is through the other doors) Ooooohh! We tried to contact Jude but COULDN'T. It's like the walkey got jammed! ... Are the monsters responsible for this? Or is it just a coincidence, for instance because she's on the farthest side of the house, away from the treehut? On a brighter note, item combinations with the dark room actually work and give hilarious responses! :DO CHERUB KEY + DARKNESS : It only glows in her dreams, apparently. TREATS, SHOES, POINTES + DARKNESS : I'm getting the vague impression the narration is prepping us for Round 2 vs the snake monster? :P ... Wow. We exit the room, only for something heavy and wet??? to slam against the door, shutting it. Eesh, doesn't seem like the snake monster. More like an ooze monster. D: Then we make contact with Jude, and he recommends we restore power to the house before the sun sets. That's a good idea, actually! Wouldn't want to be left in the dark with these things about. Although, the power box is either outside or in the basement, none of which are good options right now. Who knows what out there, or down there in the dark? But Jude also says we'll need the power to retrieve the key?! Is there a powered device in the trophy room containing the attic key? As long as it isn't a Five Nights at Freddy-esque animal corpse-turned-automaton. *shudder* He doesn't want to discuss it further over this "unsecured channel", so I guess he might send a pigeon over with instructions! That'll get accosted by one of the monsters, in the kitchen. Oooh! We could contact Jude a second time, and then he mentions the circuit breaker's in the basement! That was indeed helpful. Unlike the lead-in comment, which just told us what we already know: the power outage gives the monsters a significant advantage. For now, it's limited to stealthiness, but they also feed on darkness, who even knows! Anyway, the trophy room is probably off-limits until power is restored. That was actually a sweet extra scene we would've missed out on otherwise. ... Yup, the door can't be opened anymore now. Onwards through the big doors then! --- This is the kitchen! Ah, the radio is highlighted to draw our attention. The static actually sounds a lot like highway traffic, or construction site sounds! So the kitchen is about directly beneath Joey's room, given that we can see the treehouse. I like the old fashioned tiny tiles on the walls, very appropriate for this room. "HOME SWEET HOME", today and on most day, however, isn't very appropriate in this family. The pictures on the fridge are a delight again. Puppy Tesseract! Camera shy Jude! ... Grandpa posing with blunderbuss on a landscape that brings to mind Hellmurder Island! (Green pastures and blue skies.) And Bigfoot. Oh Jude. I like the abundance of kitchen magnets, especially the paw print one, top right. Oooh! There's the fax I remember from concept art. I do wonder whether Jude has power in his treehouse. Or... would have, if the power wasn't out. Maybe he has a fax of his own. The stains on the floor, mud on the door, and trash and dirty dishes all about are more proof that sitter is a lousy housekeeper. The hamster tube ends in a loop here. Huh. No tube going outside. I also hear a clock ticking. ... That spider web in the closet though. ... The spider even moves! I've had my fair share of spiders already this week, thanks. ... Huh, the tube... goes down on this end of the room? Through the floor, to the basement?? And the room even continues beyond the wall to the right! There's the basement door... And for some reason the tube both extends through the floor AND goes into the wall next to the basement door, huh. D'ahh, and there's a distinguished houseguest here. Looks quite like one of THE distinguished houseguest - the Napoliteanian mummie! It blocks one of the doors here. Maybe that door leads to the street? So, if we get no other stuffed humans in this game, this at least let's us reach our quotum. :P FAX : Apparently the device is quite important to Joey somehow. BATTERIES + FAX : ... Pfffffff, Joey takes the opportunity to think back with nostalgia to an 80s invention, the battery-powered fax machine. This is so meta, and the prompt acknowledges it: Decade-based nostalgia can be a tough row to hoe. POGS, TREATS + FAX : Oh Joey, keep being so silly, please. CHERUB KEY + FAX : Oh, so it's actually called the GREEN KEY? ... Does that mean there's a RED KEY somewhere too?? On Alternia, perhaps?? POINTES + FAX : Another dud! LOOK at FRIDGE : Welp, someone forgot to do groceries again? ... I guess all the takeaway leftover should've been a dead giveaway. Then again, how do they pay for the stuff, anyway? Does the sitter use her loan? Do Jude and Joey get an allowance? SNACK : Yup, sitter is slacking on the food shopping front, as well as all those other fronts. :/ BATTERIES + FRIDGE : ... Pfffffff. Now that's a spin on the old wive's tale (that might be true?) that cooling batteries in the fridge can restore some power to them. ... Also, seems like it's time for us to get more intel on the sitter. ... It might be more info than we bargained on, however. We're starting to learn about all the ways in which she is neglectful. POGS + FRIDGE : "Not even the FRIDGE can make POGS cool!" ... I should've seen that pun coming. And Joey, that was actually a good one, don't fret! GREEN KEY + FRIDGE : ... Cold case. ... Of course. In actuality, the fridge is of course slowly getting warmer from losing power. POINTES + FRDIGE : ... Hats off to you, Joey. Hats off to you. Trying to OPEN WINDOW : Oh, right, this is the window that the pigeon and monster bat will come flying through later on! BATTERIES + WINDOW : PFffff, now the narration is slamming on Gen-X' tendency to need batteries for enjoying everything, even sunsets! GREEN KEY + WINDOW : Heh, hearing "scratch" mentioned in the same sentence as the key makes me think of Doc Scratch. SHOES + WINDOW : I actually didn't think this would prompt her to dance, but here we are. POINTES + WINDOW : ... And I didn't expect this to prompt such a deep and meaningful message, but here we are. "If ballet be the hymn of wratch, let's dance" That's actually a very nice quote. I wonder if it's pre-existing? At least it's not misattributed. In fact, this whole prompt kind of reminds me of the texts accompanying the atmospheric scenes all B1 kids had! Oooh! We can finally acknowledge the hamster tube! ... TUBE HIGHWAY, pffff. Well, yeah, the pet can use it to zip from room to room in a hurry. Of course, there don't appear to be any ways for it to exit the tube, probably only from Jude's room? So, it must really be a slender animal. ... Or an octopus, they fit into everything. :P But yeah, there were hints it's a vertebrate. So a snake at this moment seems most likely. TREATS + HIGHWAY : Hmm, so it DOESN'T like the treats? I thought it did, the prompt for Jude's room said they made it get riled up? ... So does that mean it doesn't eat meat, perhaps? What could the "very specific" diet be then? ... Maybe Jude has trained his snake to eat insect only. You know, to de-bug his room, make sure he can't be overheard? GREEN KEY + HIGHWAY : OOOoooooh, this is some VERY specific denial going on here, it's very likely it's a serpent now! ... Bonus points for if it's a two-headed snake! That's a naturally occuring mutation, after all. :D SHOES + HIGHWAY : Yup, as I thought to remember, the pet gets worked up by tap dancing. Something about rhytmic pacing? Does it remind it of its prey? Trying to make Joey to CLEAN DIRTY DISHES : Heheheh, first time that it's addressed that Jude kind of bailed on his sis in a pinch there. Not that I blaim him, flight or fight response is a bitch. GREEN KEY + SINK : Joey says she's been having a weird feeling about the key all day. Yeah, prized though it may be, if it has any agency in sending Joey off-planet, its intentions can't have been all good. CHINESE FOOD PACK : ... Oh the irony. They order takeout to avoid doing dishes, then avoid taking out the trash instead. But apparently Mom is a decent enough chef! Who'd have thunk? Roxy's only ingredient was pumpkins, after all, there's not much routes you can take with them. Well, not much variety in routes, at least. POGS + PACK : Hahahahah, another reference to the fact that Jude probably filled those Pringles packs upstairs with pogs. Joey is suddenly chilled to the bone by, as she put it, a cold otherwordly wind. Dun dun DUNNN. --- With the kitchen half explored, we'll stop for the night. I think it's not going to be that long anymore until our first real strife! At least, I shouldn't think so. Maybe even in the next room we go from here!

#hiveswap #homestuck #upd8 #reaction #spoiler alert #joey claire #jude's pet #grandpa harley #pa harley's trophy room #hiveswap liveblog

[prfm-uk]

Get to Know Me Uncomfortably Well (Filled Out)

@southeastasyano wanted me to completely fill out these 100 questions and a bonus one, and an anonymous asker wanted me to answer just a few. So here ya go! Go on and stalk me, young ones.

For the questions below the cut, I tag: @southeastasyano, @fukigen-na-boy, @prfm-au, @prfm-us, @housekinoame, @cosmog-explorer, @jenmarii, @chrism-sol, @p-r-f-m, @securitylucy, @a-chan-san and @jeffhardys!

What is your middle name? I never use it on my passports or regularly, but I do have a middle name. But I don’t wanna say it >///<

How old are you? I am currently 17 years old!

When is your birthday? June 24th!

What is your zodiac sign? Cancer (yes, I’m that mentally unstable b*tch)

What is your favorite color? Green all the f*cking way!!

What’s your lucky number? 3

Do you have any pets? I had two fish, but they died when I was 11 :’(

Where are you from? While I was born in London, United Kingdom, my family originates from Sri Lanka

How tall are you? I am 6 foot 1 inch.

What shoe size are you? I am only UK size 7.

How many pairs of shoes do you own? I own only five pairs of shoes.

What was your last dream about? It was a dream in which my best friend committed suicide... Yeah, it was grim, and was more of a nightmare :(

What talents do you have? I am pretty good when it comes to learning foreign languages, and I play piano maybe kinda semi-decently well? I can also do that thing where I can show the red bit inside my eyes, and I can fit my whole fist in my mouth.

Are you psychic in any way? Ask @prfm-us

Favourite song? ‘New Americana’ by Halsey or ‘I Know Places’ by Taylor Swift or ‘Warm Blood’ by Carly Rae Jepsen...

Favourite movie? It would have to be ‘The Emoji Movie’

Who would be your ideal partner? James Wright <3 Well, he is my bf so, um, yay?

Do you want children? Yup, I’d love to see my kid go through life and me be like “ha, I remember when I went through that shizz”

Do you want a church wedding? Well, I’m a Buddhist and I don’t know how they do weddings, so I guess I’d be fine with a civil ceremony of sorts..?

Are you religious? Not at all, and I’m not really sad about it either.

Have you ever been to the hospital? So many f*cking times, honestly. Some weren’t as bad, whereas there is one in particular that will always be my worst ever day alive.

Have you ever got in trouble with the law? Nope, I’m pretty submissive with the law, I’m too scared of punishment haha

Have you ever met any celebrities? When I was in primary school, I was chosen to go meet the Queen and that was pretty cool. We gave her like this bouquet of flowers and she didn’t seem very appreciative. (Just kidding, I love you, Lizzie)

Baths or showers? I prefer baths, but I always have showers because otherwise I might never come out.

What colour socks are you wearing? I’m wearing black socks which say “Thursday” in green font. And yes, it is Thursday where I am, my OCD is too much.

Have you ever been famous? Well, Kyary tweeted my video once and I f*cking YELLED, but no, I’m pretty irrelevant!

Would you like to be a big celebrity? No haha, I wouldn’t be able to handle that much attention to be honest.

What type of music do you like? Electropop, I guess is what it is. I also like modern 80s pop (does that make sense) and also EDM.

Have you ever been skinny dipping? No, haha, I think that just isn’t a very common thing in Britain.

How many pillows do you sleep with? Just one, under my head.

What position do you usually sleep in? I sleep like a fetus does in the womb. Enjoy that mental image.

How big is your house? 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms. Not amazing, but my family is somewhat well-off.

What do you typically have for breakfast? Basic cereal, generally.

Have you ever fired a gun? Yup, I spent a short while in my school’s combined cadet force before deciding that it wasn’t for me.

Have you ever tried archery? No, I think I have terrible hand-eye co-ordination anyway haha

Favorite clean word? If you mean normal, random word, then my favourite is kumquat.

Favorite swear word? My favourite swear word on it’s own is c*nt because I love how it rolls off the tongue, it just sounds like pure spite. In an insult, definitely f*cknut or f*cktard is a common resort for me.

What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep? 4 days, powered by a coffee each day. And I wasn’t even tired, people basically forced me to have coffee.

Do you have any scars? I have one on my leg from a surgery where they put a metal screw in my hip to make sure that it grew straight (well I didn’t turn out straight, but my leg did). Also, I still have a few old ones on my thighs and wrists...

Have you ever had a secret admirer? Ahahahahahaha, as if anyone would go to that effort over someone like me.

Are you a good liar? If I do say so myself, yes, I am. Or was I lying there?!?!?!?!

Are you a good judge of character? Ask @prfm-us

Can you do any other accents other than your own? I can do an LA valley accent..?

Do you have a strong accent? I have a strong British accent, and then I have a semi-strong Essex accent layered on top, so words like “fam” and “lit” just sneak their way into my speech.

What is your favourite accent? Canadian and Australian are my favs!!

What is your personality type? Unstable, but caring..? <3

What is your most expensive piece of clothing? I have a £45 tie that someone gave me as a bday gift. Yes, I don’t get spending tons on clothes...

Can you curl your tongue? I can do it into a U shape and that weird W shape thingy.

Are you an innie or an outie? Innie. Is this really helpful information to you?

Left or right handed? Right handed!

Are you scared of spiders? DON’T GET ME STARTED. I get terrified of the world’s smalliest spiders and I will legit scream and chuck my phone across the room and everyone else will just be confused.

Favorite food? Profiteroles..?

Favorite foreign food? Um, maybe, poutine? Tim Horton’s? Basically I love Canada.

Are you a clean or messy person? Clean, always clean. I cannot function in a messy environment.

Most used phrase? “I put the SAD in Social Anxiety Disorder”. Yes, I am too real sometimes.

Most used word? Well, it’s probably “the”, “a” or “lopsided”

How long does it take for you to get ready? Literally around ten minutes.

Do you have much of an ego? I mean, I don’t have a shred of self-confidence, so no..?

Do you suck or bite lollipops? I don’t know what this shows about my gay self, but I suck... yeah.

Do you talk to yourself? When I’m intensely lonely or need to calm myself down.

Do you sing to yourself? All the time. I cannot listen to any music without dancing and/or singing to it.

Are you a good singer? Hell no!

Biggest fear? Losing those who are closest to me. Oh, and f*cking spiders.

Are you a gossip? Nope, I guess i’m just not in that circle.

Best dramatic movie you’ve seen? I can’t name the best I’ve ever watched, but I recently watched a British-made film called “I, Daniel Blake” and I really liked it.

Do you like long or short hair? Short hair.

Can you name all 50 states of America? No, I’m British.

Favourite school subject? German or Physics!

Extrovert or Introvert? Introvert 100%

Have you ever been scuba diving? Yup, I’ve been in Sri Lanka

What makes you nervous? The dark and silence.

Are you scared of the dark? Oh, I just accidentally answered that. Yes, I am.

Do you correct people when they make mistakes? Only when it’s appropriate, I don’t want to bother people!

Are you ticklish? VERY ticklish! If you touch my neck, I’ll be on the floor in a few seconds.

Have you ever started a rumour? No haha I’d get baited out so quickly.

Have you ever been in a position of authority? I was an editor for my school newspaper? I mean, it wasn’t that thrilling at all

Have you ever drank underage? In the UK, the legal drinking age is 18, I’m 17, and although I’ve never gotten hammered or drunk vodka and stuff like that, I have had very light alcohol for the taste!

Have you ever done drugs? God no, and I intend never to!

Who was your first real crush? Ugh, it seems so immature when I see it now, but there was this cute guy called Josh in my class who kept paying so much attention to me, so I asked him out, and he was like “How’d you know I was gay? Oh, and I’m not interested”. Yeah, I cried that night haha

How many piercings do you have? None!

Can you roll your ‘R’s? I can <3

How fast can you type? Around 75 words-per-minute (I used an online typing test just now!)

How fast can you run? I think I run pretty slow! In school, I was just average, in the middle, but I’m not going to be winning any fun-runs :P

What colour is your hair? Jet black, but any other colour would look out out place on my brown skin :D

What colour are your eyes? A relatively dark brown, but they are still visibly brown in the sun.

What are you allergic to? Nothing, as far as I know :)

Do you keep a journal? I keep a kinda mood tracking thingamajig through an app called ‘Pacifica’. It’s great for anyone tackling stress or any mental disorders such as depression, anxiety, bipolar, etc. But other than that, I don’t keep a journal as such, no.

What do your parents do? My father is a physiotherapist, and my mother is a fraud investigator; she works for the government to find people who are illegally claiming benefits.

Do you like your age? No, because it’s too ‘in the middle’! If I was below the age of 14, I’d be able to relax and be pretty carefree, and if I was above the age of, say 25, I wouldn’t be studying random crap that will never come up in the future and will actually be doing worthwhile things. Instead, I’m 17 and I need to study stuff that won’t come up even in my degree, and it’s almost impossible to find motivation right now.

What makes you angry? People making mistakes when I literally warned them not to; they were just that f*cking ignorant.

Do you like your own name? Some people know, but no, I don’t like my name. I feel like it just sounds a weird, so whenever I tell someone my name, I always include some disclaimer like ‘Oh, it’s a weird Asian name’.

Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? Nope, I haven’t thought of any! I mean, unless I name my kids Dan and Phil...

Do you want a boy a girl for a child? Call me sexist, but I want a boy!

What are you strengths? I can fit my whole fist in my mouth, and I’m pretty good at languages.

What are your weaknesses? I’m quite sensitive and sometimes I get carried away with jokes.

How did you get your name? Well, my parents called over some kinda psychic name-giver as soon as I was born, and they’d use my star sign, read my palm and use God knows whatever info they could make up, and then name me based on it. That gave me ‘Yasath’, which I’m pretty sure means ‘treasure’ or something.

Were your ancestors royalty? No, but they were pretty high up in government jobs :]

Do you have any scars? That’s Question 39, so just refer back to that :3

Colour of your bedspread? It is white and brown. Hey, it’s like me! Sorry, bad joke.

Colour of your room? It has generic, textured cream (I think) wallpaper.

Does it ever get better? I like to think so, and it’s usually the only shred of hope I have left. But if you think it will never get better, then it won’t ever get better, because you won’t let it get better! So yeah, just have that small light at the end of the tunnel in mind whenever you’re starting to lose hope in yourself <3

Jeeeeeeez, that was long! I hope someone enjoyed that at least haha

#me #random facts #stalk #tag #filled out #prfmuk tags #sorry it's so long! #that's what she said

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Ferngully

henightetc 10:10 PM Pffff

highglossfinish 10:12 PM ...Does she not know what the forest looks like from above?

highglossfinish 10:12 PM Oh, apparently not.

thenightetc 10:12 PM Maybe not?

BlytheOne 10:12 PM But the prideful fairy flew too high, and the sun melted her wax win...wait, no, that is Icarus. Wrong mythos there.

highglossfinish 10:13 PM Apparently nature sprites can just be eaten by birds.

thenightetc 10:13 PM The picture's kinda low-res, are those like... beetle centaurs? Or are they just riding beetles?

BlytheOne 10:14 PM It is guys riding beetles as if they were motorbikes.

Thebes 10:14 PM hello!

thenightetc 10:14 PM Wait if she's never been above the canopy, why does she know what clouds are?

Zephra85 10:14 PM heck yes HI GUYS

thenightetc 10:14 PM Ahhh

thenightetc 10:14 PM Hi!

BlytheOne 10:14 PM Hi Thebes.

highglossfinish 10:14 PM Blame any low resolution on kast's end, this is a surprisingly sharp copy.

Thebes 10:14 PM technically rainforests can form clouds below the canopy

BlytheOne 10:14 PM How does someone who believes in the magic power of nature not know about smoke?

thenightetc 10:14 PM Hmmm, I'll allow it.

highglossfinish 10:15 PM Hello, hello!

thenightetc 10:15 PM That's also a good question!  They should know what fire is

Zephra85 10:15 PM I'm honestly just super excited for the villain song thenightetc joined the party. BlytheOne joined the party. Thebes joined the party. Zephra85 joined the party.

thenightetc 10:16 PM You should be!

Thebes 10:16 PM oh yeah, the finest combination of villainous gloating and 'come hither' innuendo

Zephra85 10:16 PM Tim Curry's weirdly sexually charged performanced delighted AND confused me deeply as a child

highglossfinish 10:16 PM Impact's showed me this movie several times and Hexus is the only part I remember.

BlytheOne 10:16 PM Is the villain song filling you with antici....

highglossfinish 10:17 PM Say it!

Zephra85 10:17 PM SAY IT

BlytheOne 10:17 PM pation?

thenightetc 10:17 PM Say what?

Zephra85 10:17 PM YYYEAH

highglossfinish 10:17 PM HAH! thenightetc joined the party.

thenightetc 10:18 PM Errrr

thenightetc 10:18 PM Is the picture working for anyone?

thenightetc 10:18 PM It froze for me, I reloaded, now it's all dark BlytheOne joined the party.

Zephra85 10:18 PM yeah it froze for me too

highglossfinish 10:19 PM Oh, for Pit's sake.

Zephra85 10:19 PM I'm gonna refresh anyway

BlytheOne 10:19 PM I too am in the dark, but that is par for the course for me. Zephra85 joined the party. BlytheOne joined the party.

Zephra85 10:19 PM ... nnope, freshing seems to have made it worse.

Zephra85 10:19 PM Awesome

BlytheOne 10:20 PM I refreshed and I got an ad. I'm not sure what it was an ad for, just it said it was an ad.

highglossfinish 10:20 PM Every week, I miss livestream.

highglossfinish 10:21 PM Those were golden days, sort of. Thebes joined the party. thenightetc joined the party. Zephra85 joined the party. BlytheOne joined the party.

thenightetc 10:21 PM Now it just says nobody is sharing.

thenightetc 10:21 PM They really were.

highglossfinish 10:22 PM How's that?

BlytheOne 10:22 PM Livestream, something so simple even I could use it.

thenightetc 10:22 PM Oh!

thenightetc 10:22 PM It's WAY better now!

Zephra85 10:22 PM THERE we go

thenightetc 10:22 PM Could you go back a bit?

thenightetc 10:22 PM There we go!

highglossfinish 10:22 PM There we are!

thenightetc 10:22 PM And it's so much clearer now!

Zephra85 10:22 PM ooh the quality is nice and crisp now too

highglossfinish 10:23 PM Wonderful!

thenightetc 10:23 PM Thank you :)

Zephra85 10:23 PM Thanks Knock Out!

BlytheOne 10:23 PM :)

highglossfinish 10:23 PM Of course! I'm glad it sorted out its issues, it's not often I fiund copies of things this crisp.

thenightetc 10:24 PM Dip doooooown

thenightetc 10:24 PM For ALL TIME end of discussion.

highglossfinish 10:24 PM The magical custodians of the power of nature who are preyed on by birds and probably drown in swimming pools.

Zephra85 10:25 PM aw yis I heart Batty

BlytheOne 10:25 PM I miss Robin Williams

Zephra85 10:25 PM same :(

BlytheOne 10:27 PM That biology lab needs to pay better attention to its biosecurity measures

thenightetc 10:27 PM I did not remember this

Thebes 10:28 PM you don't remember the glory of the  BAtty RAp?

highglossfinish 10:28 PM And not perform numerous conflicting experiments on random wild bats.

highglossfinish 10:28 PM "Oh, you're singing a song about how you're traumatized? Let me gush over the thing that stuck needles in you!"

thenightetc 10:29 PM Yeah, that's a little.  Gee.

Zephra85 10:29 PM Batty just describing white people lol

highglossfinish 10:29 PM He's not well. Why is nobody helping him?

Zephra85 10:30 PM Of course not, he wouldn't be comic relief then

thenightetc 10:30 PM I doubt they have any idea how to.

BlytheOne 10:30 PM clearly not ominous at all...

highglossfinish 10:31 PM They can magic the trees into growing, I'm sure they can grow back the part of his brain that they cut out and injected into his kneecaps.

BlytheOne 10:32 PM That is a cool mech though

highglossfinish 10:32 PM Looks Cybertronian.

thenightetc 10:32 PM Ewwwww, all that food everywhere

highglossfinish 10:32 PM Like those little houses they have on the plains.

BlytheOne 10:33 PM remember walkmans?

highglossfinish 10:34 PM "This doesn't look bloated with thousands upon thousands of spiders."

BlytheOne 10:35 PM That is where I call unrealistic. Walkmans do not float.

thenightetc 10:35 PM Om nom nom.

BlytheOne 10:35 PM Zack's just been magic anon'd

Zephra85 10:35 PM me eating pocky

highglossfinish 10:36 PM Now you've done it, Zack. Now the door's open for them to do anything to you.

thenightetc 10:36 PM I guess "fairy size" was a better option anyway; she didn't really have time to actually warn him

thenightetc 10:36 PM awwww, doggos

Zephra85 10:37 PM I love how this takes place in Australia and not a single person is speaking with an australian accent and everyone is caucasian

thenightetc 10:37 PM This is Australia?

Zephra85 10:38 PM Yeah Zach's ID had an austrialian address

BlytheOne 10:38 PM Yup, sadly there is even less tropical rainforest in Australia today than there was then.

thenightetc 10:38 PM Ohhh

BlytheOne 10:38 PM Even before the fires.

highglossfinish 10:38 PM And it's full of possums and cassowaries and whatsuch.

BlytheOne 10:39 PM and some sort of blue tongued lizard

thenightetc 10:39 PM Oh my god

highglossfinish 10:39 PM Why? *Why?*

BlytheOne 10:39 PM or not blue tonguged

thenightetc 10:39 PM Is this vore

BlytheOne 10:39 PM tongued, even

highglossfinish 10:39 PM Something intensely sexual anyway.

Zephra85 10:40 PM it's all about the delivery

Thebes 10:40 PM CHORUS OF LEECHES

thenightetc 10:40 PM Haha, oh Batty

thenightetc 10:41 PM A dinner of what, though?  Everything talks

BlytheOne 10:41 PM Australia's temperate rainforests down in Tazmania are doing a bit better than the tropical ones in the north east. Still too much logging though.

highglossfinish 10:41 PM Are falcons the only one excempt from this? Did the fairies do something to offend the falcons?

Zephra85 10:41 PM Here we go the smokescreen scene

highglossfinish 10:42 PM There it is.

thenightetc 10:42 PM Well

highglossfinish 10:42 PM "It's full of leeches and vore."

Zephra85 10:43 PM IT'S COMING

Zephra85 10:43 PM AW YIS

highglossfinish 10:43 PM It certainly is!

Zephra85 10:43 PM EXCITE

BlytheOne 10:43 PM yessssss

Zephra85 10:44 PM noooo video don't lag now

Zephra85 10:44 PM oh thank goodness

Zephra85 10:44 PM it's okay again

BlytheOne 10:45 PM Zak, read the room.

thenightetc 10:45 PM Well, I guess that's solved forever!  She'll never find out now.

Zephra85 10:45 PM honestly if a girl made that adorable pout at me while biting her lip I'd probably tell her whatever she wanted to hear too

BlytheOne 10:45 PM He doesn't even know where Ferngully is.

thenightetc 10:46 PM Okay seriously how do they not know what fire is

thenightetc 10:46 PM Fires happen naturally!

BlytheOne 10:46 PM If a girl shrunk me and my only hope for restoring my size was keeping on her sweet side, I'd probably lie too though

highglossfinish 10:46 PM I miss when I was young enough to get away with that pout.

Thebes 10:47 PM HERE WE GO

highglossfinish 10:47 PM It's coming!

thenightetc 10:47 PM 👀

Zephra85 10:47 PM YYYYEAH

thenightetc 10:47 PM here we GO

thenightetc 10:48 PM So here's a question

thenightetc 10:48 PM Does Hexus sound like their boss?

BlytheOne 10:48 PM The most tragic part of the movie.... they never are going to get paid that overtime.

highglossfinish 10:49 PM If my boss suddenly sounded like Hexus, I'd accept it as an upgrade.

Zephra85 10:49 PM Tim Curry's voice is a treasure

BlytheOne 10:49 PM regretting never giving Megatron a swift voicebox chnage when you had the chance?

highglossfinish 10:50 PM So much so that no one cares how wretched the lyrics are.

highglossfinish 10:50 PM Megatron couldn't have pulled this off.

Zephra85 10:50 PM this was made for a children's movie

highglossfinish 10:50 PM Aaand the scene came.

Zephra85 10:51 PM there really WERE a lot of things that contributed to my voice kink in my developmental years

thenightetc 10:51 PM Movies like this are how people get LOTS of kinks.

thenightetc 10:51 PM It's how animators make more animators

highglossfinish 10:52 PM Ah yes, the song that wouldn't go over well on Cybertron.

Zephra85 10:52 PM Batty being constantly catty towards Zach is delightful

Zephra85 10:52 PM ASDFJ;D

thenightetc 10:53 PM Hehe. 236 joined the party.

Zephra85 10:52 PM ASDFJ;D

thenightetc 10:53 PM Hehe. 236 joined the party.

BlytheOne 10:53 PM Bodacious.... there is a word I've not heard in years.

thenightetc 10:54 PM And I guess later he's going to teach them about a little something called rock and/or roll.

thenightetc 10:54 PM oh my GOD read the room

highglossfinish 10:54 PM Prove him wrong, Zak. Prove him wrong even once.

BlytheOne 10:54 PM I prefer to think of myself as numb from the neck up.

236 10:54 PM i love this movie

thenightetc 10:54 PM Still holding hte knife too SpadedAce joined the party.

highglossfinish 10:55 PM "Better go and kill a sugar glider, that'll convince her to let me touch her below the neck."

SpadedAce 10:55 PM -checks in-

SpadedAce 10:55 PM -sees Fern Gully-

BlytheOne 10:55 PM lol

236 10:55 PM hehehe

SpadedAce 10:55 PM -slowly backs away- ..... or has Toxic Love played yet.....

highglossfinish 10:56 PM It has.

SpadedAce 10:56 PM I may stay for slime Curry

thenightetc 10:56 PM It has.

Zephra85 10:56 PM Yeah we already had it

SpadedAce 10:56 PM darn

BlytheOne 10:56 PM yeah, you've missed all three of the catchy songs

thenightetc 10:56 PM AND the vore.

SpadedAce 10:56 PM oh god all the cishet nonsense is in full gear now then huh 😂

thenightetc 10:56 PM Maybe.

SpadedAce 10:57 PM I don't know if I can bear the love ballad scene

236 10:57 PM who is bae

Zephra85 10:57 PM PRICE CHECK ON PRUNE JUICE BOB

BlytheOne 10:57 PM Batty speaking truth on gentrification

thenightetc 10:57 PM :\

highglossfinish 10:57 PM "I'm a monster!"

236 10:57 PM yeah

SpadedAce 10:58 PM "weird creature" he's god round ears that's like the only differenc

SpadedAce 10:58 PM oh right no wings

Zephra85 10:58 PM I actually have to jet but thanks for the stream Knock Out!

thenightetc 10:58 PM Awwww!

thenightetc 10:58 PM Goodnight, then

BlytheOne 10:58 PM Nice seeing you again Zephra

Zephra85 10:58 PM Bye guys, enjoy the rest of the movie!

highglossfinish 10:59 PM Glad you could be here for Toxic Love! Good night!

236 10:59 PM ok thanks

Zephra85 10:59 PM As am I HEE

BlytheOne 10:59 PM This is not the song I remember from this scene. I guess they lost the licensing rights

thenightetc 10:59 PM zach they have never seen a microphone they have no idea what you're doing

thenightetc 10:59 PM or why you're thrusting a stick at them

SpadedAce 10:59 PM oh god I sawa some real badd clipping there LMAO

highglossfinish 10:59 PM Zak, you're just making everyone uncomfortable.

thenightetc 10:59 PM Yes just throw the baby

highglossfinish 10:59 PM All you've done is upset people and break things.

highglossfinish 11:00 PM I desperately want to see what Zak becomes at age 40.

SpadedAce 11:00 PM blgh the stream keeps cutting and freezing, I maay have to dip too

thenightetc 11:00 PM Heheheh.

thenightetc 11:01 PM Awww

thenightetc 11:01 PM It's working alright for me at this point, so it's possibly on your end

SpadedAce 11:01 PM but hey Doc if you ever want a movie sent your way, I've downloaaded a bunch recently!! All of MST3k, Fury Road, all the Godzilla movies (even the bad ones) just lemme know! I'm happy to share ^^

BlytheOne 11:01 PM Man, I wish this would be the next Disney live action remake

highglossfinish 11:02 PM Ooh, I may just have to take you up on that!

highglossfinish 11:02 PM Thank you!

SpadedAce 11:02 PM no prob! tumblr chat's always open ^^ have fun with the rest of this movie :D

highglossfinish 11:03 PM "Come frolic with me, human who made a lot of irritating noise and hurt a tree!"

thenightetc 11:03 PM Ooooooo.

highglossfinish 11:03 PM "Now you're pregnant!"

thenightetc 11:03 PM Ha!

BlytheOne 11:04 PM Seems like you were doing a good job of getting him unshrunk yourself

highglossfinish 11:04 PM Hah!

highglossfinish 11:04 PM Hah!

thenightetc 11:06 PM Ohhhh dear

thenightetc 11:07 PM Haha oops!

thenightetc 11:07 PM Wait how did she not notice this before?

BlytheOne 11:07 PM oh dear, is that lies coming back to haunt someone... ahahah

thenightetc 11:07 PM Okay.  How is the leveler HOLDING all that wood?

Thebes 11:07 PM okay how did she not have to deal with a swarm of fleeing animals screaming about that thing

Thebes 11:08 PM HOW LONG DID THEY SPEND IN THE ROMANTIC MUSIC VIDEO

highglossfinish 11:08 PM "I did the hand glow with you!"

thenightetc 11:08 PM "they", huh?

thenightetc 11:10 PM OOooo.

thenightetc 11:12 PM ...Uh oh.

thenightetc 11:12 PM Magiiiii :<

BlytheOne 11:12 PM "The ultimate evil is coming, so Imma just gonna Obi-Wan myself outta here and leave you all to it. " Kinda like Prime when you think about it.

highglossfinish 11:13 PM Thanks for that, Zak.

thenightetc 11:13 PM Nooooooo

236 11:13 PM i want some of that

BlytheOne 11:14 PM Still a wonderful brute of a machine

highglossfinish 11:14 PM Oh yes.~ 236 joined the party.

BlytheOne 11:16 PM I feel increasingly uneasy about all this "wrong channel"-ing of his brain.

highglossfinish 11:17 PM "I know you showed me kindness and forgave me  when no one else did  but I'm still going to treat you like this."

thenightetc 11:17 PM You mean you're uncomfortable how Zack keeps brainwashign him?

Thebes 11:17 PM "DID WE DROP ACID?! AND NOT REMEMBER IT?!

thenightetc 11:18 PM Better hope that coffee wasn't hot!

thenightetc 11:20 PM How embarassing!

BlytheOne 11:20 PM must be kudzu seed

thenightetc 11:21 PM WEll, that's another problem solved FOR ALL TIME.

BlytheOne 11:22 PM I wonder what they are gonna put on the insurance claim  form for losing that thing?

highglossfinish 11:22 PM "EVER."

thenightetc 11:22 PM "especially if we cut down this tree too"

highglossfinish 11:22 PM I'll say.

236 11:22 PM i wonder if has part 2

BlytheOne 11:22 PM Yes, never again, until the next time obviously.

BlytheOne 11:23 PM I mean, no tree lasts forever, and forest fires are a thing.

thenightetc 11:23 PM Although I guess this time it's right next door, so they'll know if someone comes near. TheOtherSpike joined the party.

Thebes 11:23 PM well, technically, tthe next time is about clowning around with humans instead of saving baby animals and a literal clown act being plot-critical

BlytheOne 11:24 PM it is funny because he's scared

highglossfinish 11:24 PM Fruit bats aren't that small.

thenightetc 11:24 PM Awww, he planted one tree.  That fixes the hundreds that were chopped down on the way.

thenightetc 11:25 PM I do like the shing noise

Thebes 11:25 PM not to mention all the toxins it pumped into the atmosphere and thus the wate table

Thebes 11:25 PM WOW Zac looked weird there

thenightetc 11:25 PM And directly into the water.  Remember the oil in the water?

highglossfinish 11:25 PM He goes back to the human  world, has no idea how to start a grassroots movement because he's an idiot, gets discouraged and dies in a ditch.

thenightetc 11:26 PM Probably.

BlytheOne 11:26 PM Nah, he gets mildly successful, and then a logging baron pays to have him... well, still dies in a ditch I guess.

thenightetc 11:27 PM Also, he can't talk about any of the experiences that led to his change of heart, because they would sound made up.

highglossfinish 11:27 PM People write them off as an acid trip.

Thebes 11:27 PM or him trying to start a cult

BlytheOne 11:27 PM Cheech and Chong, reallu?

highglossfinish 11:28 PM But it's okay, he decomposes in the ditch and the ditch water  runs into Ferngully so a part of him really will always be there.

thenightetc 11:29 PM Or!  Maybe wild animals eat them all on the way back.

highglossfinish 11:29 PM That lizard, for one!

BlytheOne 11:29 PM Right, well, it was lovely seeing you all again. But it is dawn here, and I have to go.

thenightetc 11:30 PM Awww.  See you!

highglossfinish 11:30 PM Good night!

BlytheOne 11:30 PM See you all again, hopefully sooner than it took this time too.

Thebes 11:30 PM see you!

highglossfinish 11:30 PM Alternatively, he begins to think the whole thing really was an acid trip, gets into increasingly powerful hallucinogens, fast forward to modern times when an aging, balding Zak runs straight into one of the Australian bushfires in an attempt to meet Crysta again.

thenightetc 11:31 PM Sound's not working!

highglossfinish 11:33 PM Ugh!

Thebes 11:33 PM still no sound

thenightetc 11:33 PM Damn.

thenightetc 11:33 PM Well, at least it worked for the movie.

highglossfinish 11:34 PM Let me try something.

thenightetc 11:35 PM Ugh, people are setting off fireworks Thebes joined the party. thenightetc joined the party.

highglossfinish 11:36 PM Yes, no?

thenightetc 11:36 PM Yes!

Thebes 11:36 PM yes~

highglossfinish 11:36 PM Wonderful!

Thebes 11:36 PM I'm always down for classic Lindsay

thenightetc 11:36 PM "Okay."

thenightetc 11:37 PM "Furthering the story, or giving people fetishes"

Thebes 11:37 PM ah, right, Lindsay's not crossing over in this one. STILL. THIS MOVIE IS A COMEDIC DISASTER ON ITS OWN

thenightetc 11:38 PM Pfffff

thenightetc 11:38 PM Tentacles

thenightetc 11:41 PM Shrink them and feed them to the lizard!

thenightetc 11:43 PM Where did he get that helmet?

highglossfinish 11:43 PM I'm not sure I want to know.

Thebes 11:44 PM the ADHD song

highglossfinish 11:45 PM Hah!

thenightetc 11:49 PM pfffffff

thenightetc 11:52 PM I mean... wow

highglossfinish 11:52 PM Agreed.

highglossfinish 11:55 PM And that's where we close for the evening!

thenightetc 11:55 PM And what an evening it was!

thenightetc 11:55 PM Once again, thank you for hosting. :)

Thebes 11:55 PM indeed, that was lovely nonsense

highglossfinish 11:55 PM And thank you for being here!

thenightetc 11:55 PM And goodnight!

highglossfinish 11:56 PM Good night!

Thebes 11:56 PM good night!

[callmemoprah]

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