#all cats everything

[kentuckybasketball]

Hi, Tumblr. We’re back.

#basketball #kentucky #bbn #college basketball #coach cal #march madness #all cats everything #ncaa

[heavierthanlaila]

Palestinians and their everlasting love for their cats 🥺❤️

#gaza #ceasefire now #free Palestine #cats #cats of tumblr #from the river to the sea palestine will be free #i just can't get over how much they care for everything including their animals despite all they've been through #i love them #i pray that this war ends very soon

[prokopetz]

I’m not sure how much of it is innate and how much of it is imitative, but a thing I’ve always found interesting about feline vocalisation is that they enunciate for emphasis in pretty much the same way that humans do, so when a cat is being emphatic you can literally hear the exclamation point.

#life #cats #animal behaviour #linguistics #note: this distinction is typically not present with kittens because kittens say everything with an exclamation point #all kitten concerns are crises of the highest order

[ghostbsuter]

"Hey constantine, who's that?" Someone asks and Connie looks down at Danny, blue eyes staring back at him.

"My coworker."

"He's my dad."

"What?"

"What."

—

Who knew John Constantine would gain a ward, one being such a little mischievous bastard with bright eyes and good heart.

He certainly didn't.

Nor did he expect the stabby Robin to get into a heated argument with his ward, gesturing to his form next to Batman and spit venom.

"But‐ Damian! Look at him! I can fix him!" Danny argues back and Robin, so done with this, rips his mask off and—

Oh.

They have the same face.

Connie looks at Batman, nervous what the reveal will change.

("I don't care if you can 'fix' him, danyal! Return to Father, to me!")

Batman stares back.

("Connie is dad shaped! I chose him myself, damian! Leave me and my choice alone!")

The day will only get longer, it seems.

#dcxdp #dpxdc #fic prompt #writing prompt #dc x dp prompt #danny looks at constantine and goes dad shaped! #hes such a cat tbf #demon twins #batman found out abt danny like #not even a day ago #and immediately brought robin in #danny and damian are close to throwing down and deciding with their fists #danny and damian are twins #danny: i see a pathetic man and all i think is dad shaped #damian: this man is less than the servants at grandfather's #damian is like pikachu face meme #danny is now in shared custody #friday + weekends at the waynes #hes brings damian a dragon fire sword that gets lit on command and everything is forgiven

[broken-heart-raven-queen]

We all know by now Andrew and Neil are light sleepers because of trauma and being in unsafe places but I just read some of the extras and I picture this scenario:

Andrew wakes up night after night when the cats jump onto the bed the first few months because he is not used to their weight and they didn't learn yet to do get on from Neil's side.

Neil of course gets woken up by Andrew's panic and gets worried (he's also starttled at first) and tries to help and reassure him, but at the end neither of them goes back to sleep.

At the beggining is fine, they are both used to fucked up schedules but they are people and obvious they start to get cranky and fight a lot (more) during the day for silly reasons. Other people is noticing it too and then it affects their performance on the court.

So one night, Andrew decides to "sleep" on the couch (he thinks he could be awake all night binging some show to avoid beeing paranoid) and this is because he saw that Neil really needed to sleep well at least one night. He does not feel guilty, tho, he's just Andrew and cares for Neil way more than he cares about himself.

Ok.

So that night he innevitably falls asleep and is woken up by Sir who is now on his chest curled up as a fluffy ball.

He starts to get mad, but he can't. Not really when he picks the cat up and it is sooooo soft. And then Sir tries to lick his hands (he might be snacking when he passed out) and lets out a quiet "meow" because he can't reach him well.

And Andrew looses it. He starts laughing to the point he cries.

Because everything is fine. It's just a cat. His cat.

And no matter how broken he is, Sir would love him and do it again a million times more. Because he had chosen him.

Just like Neil who's staring at this situation in silence from the livingroom door.

#aftg #all for the game #aftg brainrot #andrew minyard #neil josten #nora sakavic #andreil #andreil with cats #cats #andrew and neil #andrew and sir #andrews way to show love are everything #andrew has a lot of trauma but he tries #neil just stares #staring #i think i just drabbled without trying to #idk is 3:30 #andreil brainrot is real #all for the game extra content #future andreil

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

lmao this but lights out!wally

yeah... he's the ultimate "this is fine" guy...

#he reminds me of the meme of the black cat holding on to two people's sleeves and screaming #except on one side its 'all of his friends trying to leave' #and the other its 'the neighborhood crumbling away' #he would put a bandaid over one of the sinkholes and think its an Adequate Fix! #Denial Is A River In Egypt- #rambles from the bog #scribble salad #wh lights out au #homie thinks nothing has changed when in reality Everything has 🙄🙄🙄 and there's no going back 🤣🤣🤣

[stil-lindigo]

art vs artist 2023

#it's been a turmultuous year #this place above all other platforms feels like it's been especially kind to me this year though. #high highs and such terribly low lows #for me and the artist community in general #i can't complain. this year hs been kind to me despite everything #ah #but i miss the month of spiderverse where i felt full to the gills with inspiration and hope for the future #that energy has been severely tempered now #what else what else #i got a cat this year #truly a highlight #i got followed by one of my most influential primary artistic inspirations #on twitter #parasocial maybe but it mattered to me then #tumblr my love i hope you stick around #you're the only place i feel comfortable posting this to #archive

[little-pondhead]

Danny moved to Gotham.

Freakshow is touring in Gotham.

Freakshow knows Danny is in Gotham.

Danny knows Freakshow is still after him.

Danny's faith in heroes has been shattered.

Danny turns to the only person powerful enough to run Freakshow out of town, hopefully for good.

Danny turns to the Joker for help.

The Joker is looking for a new punching bag sidekick after Harley Quinn left him.

Danny is just the perfect person to be shaped by the Joker's hands.

Danny becomes the new Joker Junior.

#pondhead blurbs #dpxdc #how we feeling about this fellas #i think it's an ideal angst fic #but i don't wanna write it lol #the younger danny is the worse it gets #someone said that danny shouldn't be afraid of the joker because he's a clown and freakshow is a ringmaster. not a clown #if i find that post i'll tag the creator cause i can't remember rn #but i'm imagining danny who is heavily traumatized and scared and lonely #finding out that one of his worst enemies he hoped to never see again is hunting him and is so close danny has to check his eyes every day #just to make sure they haven't turned red #his anxiety is out of control and he's not about to go find a Bat or Bird to talk to #who would believe him anyways? he's a monster #but danny needs help cause he will not survive this on his own and he knows it #freakshow haunts his every waking dream #but freakshow isn't from gotham. he doesn't have the city's curses engraved into his blood. he never died and he's not truly teasing death #so danny chooses to plead for help from the only predator bigger than freakshow (in his eyes) who IS from gotham #danny goes to the Joker. prepared to offer everything but his free will and free mind. he can't give those up. it's all he has. #danny is a feral house cat asking a tiger to take care of a mountain lion for him by offering the tiger his own liver on a silver platter #joker is...delighted? maybe? no one is quite sure. but he takes what danny offers. #here is this little boy. almost the same age as the second robin when he died. pleading for the JOKER to be his savior. this will be fun

[frmtheroombelow]

#sleep token #vessel #worshitposting #after seeing that clip of him doing the push ups and being so peeled after all the dancing he does ... he's a CAT he's a cat #the cheering and applause spur him on like they do my ancient cat #beloved first vessel of sleep you are everything to mE #he just has so much energy it's impressive like he's gotta either be absolutely fired up after the rituals or he must crash #IM TIRED JUST WATCHING HIM #made this on the clock as sleep intended

[kittyregime]

If you are a pro-Palestinian feminist of any kind, liberal or radical, and you are ignoring or somehow rationalizing/downplaying Hamas raping women and spitting on their bodies, please walk backwards off of a cliff.

Rape isn't resistance, fuck off. You don't care about "human rights". You want vengeance and bloodlust.

#the cats meow #radical feminism #liberal feminism #palestine #israel #hamas #gaza #pro palestine #pro israel #anti palestine #anti israel #edit: idk why ppl are talking about the idf raping ppl like this suddenly makes everything okay #this is what i'm fucking talking about ur more obsessed with excusing rape than being outraged that rape is happening AT ALL #NO WOMEN SHOULD HAVE TO SUFFER RAPE ISRAELI OR PALESTINIAN #THIS ISN'T ABOUT SUPPORTING YOUR FAVORITE TEAM THESE ARE REAL PEOPLE FUCK YOU

[bluerosefox]

Hmmmm

Single dad Danny (to deaged Ellie and Dan) meets his neighbor Selina Kyle after one of her cats get into their apartment and he finds his kids playing with it.

Cue meet cute where Selina at first is just flirting like always but Danny charms her (aka being a bit dense but somehow adorkable, its charming)

#danny phantom #danny fenton #crossover #dp x dc #blue rambles #danny phantom dc #writing ideas #random idea #dpxdc #selina kyle #dannyxselina #whats this ship name again? #danielle fenton #dan fenton #danielle phantom #dan phantom #Selina flirts but starts to fall for Danny #Danny is adorkable with Selina and the kids #Selina and Bruce broke up again so shes flirting #or isnt there a storyline where Selina and Bruce almost get married but dont? #maybe after that timeline? #Ellie finds Selina so cool btw. #she wants to learn EVERYTHING from Selina #Dan finds her awesome and he gets to pet all the cats she has in her place #i can see Selina denying actually having feelings for Danny for a bit #maybe even trying not to fall so he and the kids arent harmed if her night time activities catch up with her #but then of course the Fenton's have their own secrets Selina #some ghostly ones

[virgothozul]

I - idk I have a special connection to the groceryshoppingtogether trope.

#No homo daddies #buddy daddies #kazurei #Gay dads #i haven’t even watched the thing but at this point i think i know 97% of the story #« Don’t ruin this innocent anime !! :’’( » is the title of all the yt videos i could find when i searched for scenes from the show #That tells me everything i need to know really. #If the straights are upset ; it must be hella gay. #Fanart #And yes ofc i referenced cookie cat bc steven universe and his 3 gay moms raised me.

[icewindandboringhorror]

HAPPY 16TH BIRTHDAY!!! To this elderly bapy boye!!! he...!!!

#cats #ghhbbb this is the first time I've genuinely considered tumblr blazing a post lol but no.. i shant.. I feel too weird putting financial #information into tumblr or whatever unless I made like a seperate bank account or something not associated with anyhting else lol #but I gave it serious contemplation which is really sayng something (the evil magical spell that all cats cast over u by their perfection) #ANYWAY.................... old man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #it's technically like march 8th but I did his party a little early. I have other pictures to post later maybe too..hrmm #The '1' candle is actually a '4' candle with the side part cut off because they didn't have any 1s #I went all out (like under $15 still lol) and got new birthday decorations for him instead of using the same old #ones from the past like 5 birthdays that I've done for the cats lol.. #His theme was rainbows mostly in as light of colors as I could find #The legal age to drive a car in the US is 16 so.... honk honk beep beep.. I shall go out and buy him the most expensive car on the market #as soon as March 8th comes. then he can run little errands (probably mostly getting kibbles or chicken somewhere) #stealing the rotisserie chickens from walmart or something lol #AND they would let him have them. He would drive up and walk inside and they'd call the manager to come over #and they would be so moved by his presence and his big goofy stare that they would just be like..... okey.. have all the chicken in the #entire store. Actually. have the store. it's yours now. And This would continue all the way up the chain until he was handed #the entire walmart company. And every other company. a boy who owns everything. probably wouldnt use it for evil. he'd just abolish #everything and then focus on eating chickens.. ........ chibken son...

[inkclover]

They are battling for child custody I think - 🙄

#but we all know the real parent be Simon #single father of lost and wayward daughters djksjdksjdsj #prohibitedwish #prismo #prismo the wishmaster #scarab #scarab the god auditor #fionna and cake #fionna campbell #cake the cat #inky doods #inky art #adventure time #uwaaahhh this be something silly i had waiting in the sketch folders #i think prismo and scarab probs get the funky gay uncles status after everything calmed down post F&C #silly silly

[4gifs]

CATalyst

#Everything everywhere all at once #Fission #Nuclear fission #cats #gif

[shortmexicangirl]

my cat really is the most gorgeous cat in the world. sorry to all the other cats, i love you all and will offer you head kisses of commiserations. but i do in fact have the prettiest kitty <3

#i feel like this is just how all cat owners feel #because like. that’s my baby. of course she’s the best! #but my cat really does deserve everything <3 #mia’s rambles