#hes such a cat tbf

[ghostbsuter]

"Hey constantine, who's that?" Someone asks and Connie looks down at Danny, blue eyes staring back at him.

"My coworker."

"He's my dad."

"What?"

"What."

—

Who knew John Constantine would gain a ward, one being such a little mischievous bastard with bright eyes and good heart.

He certainly didn't.

Nor did he expect the stabby Robin to get into a heated argument with his ward, gesturing to his form next to Batman and spit venom.

"But‐ Damian! Look at him! I can fix him!" Danny argues back and Robin, so done with this, rips his mask off and—

Oh.

They have the same face.

Connie looks at Batman, nervous what the reveal will change.

("I don't care if you can 'fix' him, danyal! Return to Father, to me!")

Batman stares back.

("Connie is dad shaped! I chose him myself, damian! Leave me and my choice alone!")

The day will only get longer, it seems.

#dcxdp #dpxdc #fic prompt #writing prompt #dc x dp prompt #danny looks at constantine and goes dad shaped! #hes such a cat tbf #demon twins #batman found out abt danny like #not even a day ago #and immediately brought robin in #danny and damian are close to throwing down and deciding with their fists #danny and damian are twins #danny: i see a pathetic man and all i think is dad shaped #damian: this man is less than the servants at grandfather's #damian is like pikachu face meme #danny is now in shared custody #friday + weekends at the waynes #hes brings damian a dragon fire sword that gets lit on command and everything is forgiven

[saym0-0]

arm candy by day winter, rebel singer by night summer

#shes a bit like batman really #inverted her dress colour to drive home the whole different half of the year thing #sure she /could/ have. you know. switched genders #but wheres the fun in that #if she's found by authorities and not immediately recognised as an olympian then whats the point #the mechanisms #the mechs #the mechanisms fanart #does tls actually stand for anything #could literally be tim ledsam tbf #theres a very small cat on my lap rn #hes dreaming #gunpowder tim #persephone tim #gptim #my art

[amimuu]

VTA AU LESHY AND MIYU (YELLOW CAT) DESIGNS! (+ DOODLES)

Boy oh boy!!! Leshycat be upon ye!!! While Narilamb is the focus of this au there WILL be a couple side-stories that focus on the little adventures of different characters, Leshy and Miyu being one of those cases.

But omg! Look at them!!!

(Pssss their color palettes compliment each other—WHO SAID THAT)

Ya’ll already know who Leshy is so I will be skipping his introduction, so meet Miyu! Likely the Cult’s best farmer who definitely doesn’t sleep a healthy amount of hours every night and totally not works overtime at the farm to avoid said activity! They were rescued along with their two little siblings after the farm they lived in was attacked by heretics, fanatics of a certain ex-god of chaos, which got Miyu to grow quite scared and resentful towards said god. The problem? They interact with him everyday…oh but don’t worry, it’s not like they know it’s him, so it should be fine, right?

*laughs in plot convenience*

Anyways DOODLE TIME!! (Under the cut)

(Leshycat mini-comic #1: First meeting)

Fellas is it gay to stick around a random farmer cat because their smell reminds you of home and safety and warmth and they have a nice voice. Is it gay to think all that

(Leshycat mini-comic #2: overtime)

They make me ILL. AND IM THE ONE CREATING THEIR STORYLINE SO LIKE. I need to throw them into the sun.

Anyways! Side plots will likely have little comics like this ones to go over the shenanigans of the side characters and silly stuff like that…I’m very excited to cover the fun lore I have planned for these two!!!

Until then :]

(He’s got that absolutely unhinged rizz)

#but tbf Miyu isn’t used to having someone actually listen to their advice #so it makes them very happy that Leshy tries #to some extent #when he’s not trying to eat the farming gear #or screaming #cult of the lamb #cotl au #cult of the lamb leshy #leshy x yellow cat #leshycat #vows to ash au #cotl oc #I think #idk #oh well #cotl yellow cat

[tara-the-star]

let my boy kevin day scrunch his nose in concentration

#i thought of this after watching a cat bite cardboard #am i projecting? yes #tbf kevin is the easiest to project on to hes just so #yk??? #aftg #all for the game #nora sakavic #the foxhole court #kevin day

[ohdeargodwhy]

As the likelihood of tedtrent never becoming canon looms ever closer, the fanart gets more and more intimate...

#am i manifesting or pre-grieving here? answers on a postcard pls #tedtrent #ted lasso #trent crimm #tedependent #ted lasso fanart #ted x trent #ted/trent #trent crimm fanart #my fanart #fanart #traditional art #tedtrent fanart #im not ready for the ted lasso finale wavefunction to collapse #i cannot change what happens but delusionally i think somehow with enough hope we can #tbf jason sudeikis is probably still editing it #why does trent look like a wet cat here. maybe hes drenched but safe. or he just got out the shower

[bonefall]

hi! just discovered this blog from your hearing loss post, which i ADORE. throughout it you mentioned pawspeak, and i was wondering if you had any sources/posts about it, or could describe its fundamentals very simply? sorry if youve already answered this!!! youre very cool

There's not too many fundamentals to share, really! Pawspeak is just the fandom term for a Clan cat sign language. Most people have their own takes on it.

Some people like to make it use two paws, other like to do a single paw in tandem with ear flicks and tail movements, some have omitted paw movements entirely and just use ear and tail signs. Most people aren't my queer ass who worked with a friend to ACTUALLY create a full Clan cat language with its own grammatical structure; so likewise, they're just making a cat approximation of a sign language.

So there's no rules! Do as you please! You can just adapt ASL or BSL for cat paws if you want, the same way no one bats an eye when people animate the cats lipsynching to English.

I would just try to remind you, and recommend, that your sign languages evolve from deaf people.

It's both a misconception, and insultingly common for media to show hearing people inventing sign language for the benefit of their deaf friends and family, when that's not how that happens. Deaf people have agency, theyre not just waiting for an abled person to bestow language on them. Deaf communities, and communities with high rates of hearing impaired people, come up with unique sign languages if they don't already have one!

These languages are often studied by linguists as examples of "isolate" language families, which mean they evolved without ANY genetic 'relation' to another language. Nicaraguan Sign Language is a neat example of that!

(The "hearing people invent sign" thing is perpetuated by the myth that Francosign, the language family containing ASL, was invented by one really nice philanthropist. It wasn't. The man took a bunch of words from an existing deaf community in Paris, which was likely a language under the BANZSL family, didn't care to record or learn what they were ALREADY speaking, and made up his own clunky system called "methodical signs" to make a "signed version" of French. This was practically useless for casual use. Actual deaf people mixed this with the languages they were ALREADY using to talk to each other to make new ones; one famous example of this is actually ASL.)

For BB I actually plan to show Pawspeak evolving as an isolate language after the Clan's move to the Lake. It's going to be born out of Gatherings and Aftergatherings-- while Clan cooperation has actually lead to a period so peaceful that it's allowed a proper community to form. Now with a stable population of hearing-impaired cats of all Clans, each of them bringing new signs and phrases home, it can standardize into a true language around the lake.

So then I can show how most of the signs come from RiverClan, mix with the signals WindClan uses to communicate across the moor, show how violent signs tend to be tail-based because they come from battle commands, etc.

It fits the themes of BB, and gives me a chance to show how fascinating sign languages really are. Even though it'd make sense for them to already have one, tbh, I think it's worth it. (Or maybe have Lake Pawspeak basically be a language that combined the several 'pawspeaks' of the various clans.)

#Stonewing is part of Berry's cats in canon. But I think in BB I need to make him a Heartstar loyalist #Because there's no way he wasn't close with Strike and Dove #Even in canon he was spotted with Strike a lot but in BB I've explicitly made Stone deaf #So Stone Strike and Dove are like a little community in ShadowClan #When the arc is over I'll sit down and sort the Shadow cats into camps. But tbf Heartstar's controversial but VERY popular with supporters #So it could be fun for Stone and his mate to end up on separate sides of that conflict #bone babble #pawspeak

[skitskatdacat63]

Pictures that fuel the 007 vettonso au that exists in my head(for now)

Also go listen to "You Know My Name", and think of Vettonso while doing so because I think it is SOOOOOO them coded(but also f1 in general tbh.) And also if you've seen Casino Royale, hey, remember that chair scene? >:)

#anwyays some thoughts on the au: #thinking that seb is Bond of course and Nando is a former 00 agent whos gone rogue 🤭 #(<- so basically like Raoul Silva lol) #(also my god basically im weirdly obsessed w the daniel craig bond movies(mostly casino royale) + #(+ bcs my brother and i watched all of them in two days last Christmas so theyre just forever embedded in my consciousness ig) #(SO PLEASE BEAR WITH ME YKNOW) #tbf the only reason this au is just in my head is bcs it would require me to draw them more masc handsme #bcs bond is not a twink(😔) and im not good at drawing men like that so UGH #mayne one day itll make its way into art. would you guys be satisifed w chibis? 🥺 #i wanna recreate one of those iconic movie poster poses or smth but yeah not my forte ig #but if i was drawinf LESBIAN james bond id be on it instantly(one day. one day...) #<- speaking of that. fucking hilarious how i can only draw fem men and masc women. duality!!! #but gaahhhh yeah this au is sponsored by eternal casino royale brainrot #just imagining vettonso playing cat and mouse is so !!!!! #also side note. all these pics are from various fia galas. waahhhh wouldnt that be an interesting setting for a bond film #i bet bond would like f1 🤭🤭 fast cars!! #also bond au btw literally originally just comes from the fact that they both race for Aston...its just so fitting #the fact that seb actually named his amr21 after a bond girl!! #well dw bcs Fernando in this can be both his bond villain and his bond girl. dualityq #fernando is an mi6 agent(0014) who seb looks up to but he defects and turns evil bcs seb gets promoted above him #as grace said when i told her this: seb would be a great Bond with his cockiness and jokes and confidence etc etc #sebastian vettel #fernando alonso #vettonso #catie.rambling.txt

[3-aem]

wild rascal has appeared where he shouldn’t

#the context is theres a spare chair there i put for storage bc my kitchen smol #and i didnt think he could but he found a way on it #i have two videos that show he popping up randomly as im eating #climbing onto the table and then sniffing my camera #i understand now that cats are assholes but theyre your assholes #tbf i know i also annoy him sometimes

[iloveallmyocs]

ngl outside of tumblr, dead boy detectives has depressingly less promo

#Dead boy detectives #like just comparing it to the atla live action that came out recently #There isn’t even many cast interviews #Although tbf atla prolly had a much higher budget #Still… #hope Netflix doesn’t cancel this #It was such a fun show #And I want to see more of the cat king (who stole every scene he was in)

[cuntlos]

I can’t believe carlos sainz just goes about his day looking like this 🥺 with his eager to please puppy personality and his physical affection and doesn’t receiving head pats and hair ruffles always

#unfortunately he’s a dog personality and only attracts nonchalant cat types who can’t return his affection #tbf if carlos was paired with an equally affectionate person I think the world would explode #carlos sainz

[zeroducks-2]

Hi! Hello! Welcome to another episode of

Reading Comics For The Plot

(all panels from Batman: The Button)

Look, look! With the blood streak on his brow and that smirk, Eo looks just like the Comedian's yellow pin!

Baby Bat :3 (I assume Bruce is Baby because Thomas is the average sized Bat, at least in Eobard's mind that is)

Don't mind me, I'm still reading this strictly for the plot

HI UMM ARE YOU LIKE, GOING TO BEAT HIM UP MORE OR...

(jokes aside, this story is very good. Tom King's ability to write gritty shit combined with Williamson's ability of just... writing good stories really pays off in this one. Also, )

BONUS!

RrrR.

#I love how ominous these panels look but if you read the story Eo's just #playing #a big cat pawing at a little bat #he's having fun this counts as enrichment for him #TBF this counts as enrichment for Bruce also after all #don't tell me he doesn't like getting beaten up #bruce wayne #eobard thawne #tw blood

[arthurtaylorlester]

WAIT OH MY GOD you can logic your way into trans Arthur being canon simple by having lie about the truth. I mean it is the 1930’s for him, so it would be understandable from him to keep his transness from others out of fear of being attacked or worse.

imagine john seeing someone's dick for some reason and being so confused he starts purple prosing with a description of it and arthur just starts groaning

#john: ORTHUR! THAT MAN... he has an /appendage/ coming out of his crotch ARTHUR WHAT THE FUCK IT'S DETRACTING #tbf john should know basic anatomy but he didn't know what a wheelchair was so like who knows what he knows #malevolent podcast #malevolent #malevolent headcanons #red replies #black cat killjoy tag #arthur lester #john doe #arthur malevolent #john malevolent #malevolent arthur #malevolent john #malevolent memes

[mayorofcattown]

Con is over, went very well! People liked the bookmarks and the shiny spyro stickers Very Much, and the outer wilds print did pretty good too

But the highlight was definitely the wolfwood cosplayer that bought my wolfwood cat sticker

#I did not get a photo of him cause it was a fairly brief interaction and also. 'wolfwood cosplayer' is pretty easy to picture #but it was very funny cause I cant see the sticker display from behind the stand and he was like #'Oh I need to get that cat sticker' and I was like oh which one? before I clicked as to where he was pointing and went OH DUH #anyway might look into doing charms next year? I need a higher value Thing cause my prints don't really sell as much #I get why tbf I'm just used to being on social media where ppl can tell who the characters are based on tags #so they aren't super recognisable as the characters from a distance. which isn't ideal for cons lmao #but also I like drawing cute little stickers more than prints lol. so keychains is probably a smart idea #also I like keychains and want to make them

[apotelesmaa]

if i had to sum up the tsukasa/rui school dynamic in one image it would be this… wtf is wrong with them. Tsukasa picked up a stray cat on the side of the road (asked rui to join wxs) and now the cat is being a menace (blowing shit up at school) & tsukasa has just resigned himself to this life.

#like tbf to tsukasa he *cant* stop rui. but also tsukasa. no1 is making u take responsibility for his actions. ur choosing to do that. #i think he should start carrying a spray bottle around and spraying rui whenever he is on his bullshit #like don’t do that to cats obviously (they don’t understand why you’re spraying them) but I think it would work a little on rui. #project sekai

[sporkberries]

Its so fucked up how on a completely full motherbase i only have two female soldiers and neither of them are good at combat

#doormouse and civet cat ur are my strongest soldiers #tbf tho theyre some of my best people in r&d and intel respectively so #i thought one of my soldiers was a girl but then I double checked and hes a guy and i feel offended

[moonlarked]

Characters I have had connections/hyperfixations on throughout my life (aka my blorbos) in chronological order:

Firestar (warrior cats)

Moonwatcher (wings of fire)

Peril (wings of fire)

Percy Jackson (pjo)

Sophie Foster (kotlc)

Wanda Maximoff (mcu)

Sophie Foster (kotlc)

Horatio (hamlet)

#one of these things is not like the other #tbf horatio is new so he might not stick around longs enough to be a Significant Interest #but I’m playing him rn in a production so I have a feeling he’ll stay #all of these characters are a part of me now btw #you can pry them from my cold dead hands #kotlc #keeper of the lost cities #warrior cats #firestar #wof #peril wof #moonwatcher wof #percy jackson #pjo #wanda maximoff #mcu #horatio #hamlet