i love Simon in all shapes but there's just something so fucking delicious about him getting fuller because of the way you feed him.
he's not military no more, he's hung that beret up.
no more MRE's and whatever else.
Just home cooked food that'll put a meat on his bones.
He ain't gonna starve no more. Simon comes home to a warm meal that'll fill his belly and he better ask for seconds, otherwise you'll be thinking he didn't like what you made him.
You like the extra pounds he's put on! He's gained happy relationship weight, and you love how his tummy presses into you as he gets between your thighs.
His hard body is turning soft and you love every inch of it.
The way to his heart is through his stomach and even if you make cookies that you messed the recipe up on by adding salt instead of sugar, he's eating it.
rugby player!ari lovingly beating the sh!t out of readers plushies while also taking care of them like they’d be his babies may be my favorite concept you’ve come up with this far it’s so cuteee and ari 🥹
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MINE TOO BESTIE !! bc c'mon, he's the type of bf to smack them across the room but also swaddle them like babies !!
you can never predict how he's going to treat them, sometimes he'll punch them before your very eyes bc "they were looking at me weirdly" or he'll use them to get your attention, "oh what's that, Mr. London? cub should stop being a nerd and come cuddle? I know, she's always studying when I'm here, it's like I don't even matter" and if you still don't give in, he pulls out the big guns, "and you all agree too? Yeah, it hurts but I'm used to it. she didn't even kiss me yet. I guess I'm unkissable."
you turn around in your desk chair to see your beefy 6'8 rugby player bf surrounded by all your plushies, absolutely dwarfing your twin bed: "are you done?"
"Are you done?" He asks in a rumbly English accent, holding up a little plushie wearing glasses. "Because you aren't treating your boyfriend how he deserves." He puts the stuffie down, "Oh, cub, I think Mr. London has had enough of you neglecting me."
the fact that everything Apollo does in all of the books after the burning maze is for Jason. He turns so human, always remembers what he promised to him, and even dreams about Jason to help him get out of Nero’s prison in the tower of Nero.
the impact that Jason had on all of these people is so powerful. He was literally amazing.
I don’t want to have to say this again, if you hate jason then we have a problem
this is an apology to garfield anon (love that name) and tuna 🐟 because im stealing the foreigner darling idea. the horror is truly coming in with fyodor and chuuya’s interaction. the former because fyodor and Jouno are terrifying yanderes, and the sheer unknowing horror that creeps in with Chuuya because darling doesn’t even know that chuuya is fully involved. Dazai and Nikolai are dark comedy trashfire and i love it - 🦄
i cant take nikolai and dazai seriously most of the time. its just a silly guy w homocidal tendencies and another silly guy w loser tendencies <3 i absolutely am both in love and terrified of fyodor though hehe