#ah fuck there he is

[trashbaget]

tell me your failed/embarrassing flirting stories to make me feel better, i’ll go first: today i said “get out of my way” forgot to say “i’m kidding” then immediately said “bye”

#it is awful having feelings for someone you know and have an established friendship with #but crushing on someone i barely know is knew to me and i legit feel like an idiot every time i do something stupid like this #i can’t just. talk to the guy #if i say hey and he says sup i say ‘sup indeed’ like what the fuck is that #i can barely even say hello to him #don’t get me wrong i’ve DONE it but most days i’m like #ah fuck there he is #okay you can do it just say hi #just say what’s up #and then he’s already gone #also. like. the setting we’re in is soooo not good for talking or flirting realt because um. it’s work he’s my coworker.. so um. do i fuckin #ask him for his number?? or to hang out??? but like. he’s kind of a stranger to me what do i want to hang out for 🧍 #but like. ​i dont want to do that until i have at least one successful interaction #or like. an actual conversation. #which is gonna be really hard to manage because he doesn’t talk much at all to anyone and i really only talk if someone talks to me first or #i’ll say something absolutely idiotic and ridiculous (and honestly i do that no matter what) #anyway so um. i guess i’m just gonna keep making a fool of myself until i get it right and hopefully i don’t screw it up 🥴 #i lost all my confidence in the last year and i cant do anything chill or smooth anymore (i was never that good in the first place but at #least i could PRETEND i knew what i was doing. like i could sell it. the whole weird and lost bit.) #anyway. i felt better for like 5 minutes when some guy at the gas station flirt failed with me on the way home. but that’s partly my fault #too oops. in his defense he probably could not see that i had headphones on bc upon mirror inspection they were well blended with my hair #but i was waiting to cross the street and this guy tried to like nod and smile and i did not know it was to me until i got to the other side #where the gas station was and and like. tried again and i awkward half smiled and saw his face get all mushy and confused like mine FELT 20 #mins before when i’d flopped so hard trying to flirt and by the time i’d processed WAIT i think he was FLIRTING WITH ME i was already gone 🤡 #but at least it ended better than the poor 14yo who very confidently asked for my number #who. i shit you not. SCREECHED for a solid 44.5 seconds and bolted the other direction when i said sorry im 21 #his friends were standing there like wtf too and one was like i am so sorry about him 🤦 #cheers to being fools universe

[blorbopolis]

desensitize your wizard bomb early and often

#bg3 #gale of waterdeep #gale x tav #gale bg3 #gale dekarios #i wouldve played bg3 way hornier if gale wasn't so chaste. AH WELL #early game gale is like “wait 'wizard' is slang for incel?? wtf that's not fair” and then proceeds to have the most chaste romance #yeah bud. wizard means incel #what if gale fucked way more than any of his wizard colleagues but that still means he didnt get laid til like 25 #and he's convinced he's a total chad in normal society #anyway happy valentines lol #sune

[invinciblerodent]

"I'll make a save here and try breaking up with Astarion, just to see the dialogue- I could see him get kinda nasty about it, but I honestly don't know what to expect so---"

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#-ke me back but that didn't fit #astarion #squirrel plays bg3 #when i tell you i reloaded so fucking fast..... #curse my curiosity #jesus fucking christ he's so RESIGNED #it's such an “ah; there it is. yeah can't say I'm surprised but it was nice while it lasted” #it sounds a bit mean but i fully thought he'd get at least a bit nasty about it #(the breakup also doesn't seem to have any options that nets disapproval???) #(which is just..... sad) #(it'd be so much less painful if he could at least hate you for it you know) #(this boy's self-esteem is -as we say in my country- beneath the miner frog's asscheeks) #(and now i need to go spend some time kneeling on the floor sobbing please do excuse me)

[girlboyburger]

cow's secret revealed! 🛸

fun lil alt design for cow i've been workin on >:03c

💫🛸

#....or has it always been like this? #*x files theme* #weewooo this has been in progress for um #almost 6 months! #weehee #focusing on my comms over my personal work = so long spent on a piece that i completely redo it several times #my art #furry #fursona #anthro #oc #cow #cattle #bovine #alien #ref #reference sheet #ref sheet #originally it was gonna be a xenobiologist but the i decided it would be more true to life if i made her a space stoner #so hes out there smoking galatic doinks and scavenging space trash #btw i fucking hate captioning my art. help #girl what do u mean out of this world update stfu #goo #? #do i tag it as GOO? #AH

[ikarakie]

s3 secret steddie where steve gets badly injured during starcourt, and his emergency contact is wayne munson. bc the dude loves him like a son and his actual dad never fucking picks up anyways. might as well have someone nearby, who cares, written down instead.

cue everyone discovering that steve has a secret boyfriend (fucking eddie munson, of all people!?) because he and wayne turn up at the hospital frantic after they were contacted and basically told "ur steve harringtons emergency contact. he is actively dying and there's a small crowd gathered in his hospital room that we can't fucking get rid of. what's ur eta??"

#steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #stranger things #prompt #steddie prompt #imagine #steddie fic #steve and eddie #wayne munson #wayne: someone wanna tell why my boy's on death's door? #eddie panicking: STEVE OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS HE OKAY AH AH AHHHHHH #steve: unconscious #everyone else: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!!!!!

[katabay]

Robin Hood and Little John walkin' through the forest--

alright! so! early robin hood ballads and narratives don't have an origin story for little john, but a later ballad (robin hood and little john) does. they fight on a bridge in it, but I like looking at illustrations, so I've swapped out the bridge for that tree peaking out of the panel in the first panel bc I enjoy louis rhead's illustrations a lot.

this is some kind of introduction scene after they fight and climb out of the river!

Robin Hood & Little John (edited by Stephen Knight & Thomas Ohlgren)

#read something that compared robin hood and little john to gilgamesh and enkidu and oh my god. christ. fuck!!! okay then #robin hood #little john #outlaws in the woods tag #komiks tag #some other text was like 'ah yes robin hood was young and blond' i am choosing to ignore that. he's young and filipino and has dark hair #its my comic and nothing i do will be as objectively terrible as that fucking 2018 movie #or honestly a lot of the movies that decide they want to have an opinion on the crusade #'katabay why did you draw little john like cassius' tbqh i forgot how i was previously drawing john's hair #it'll happen again 😔 but maybe not. i want to draw robin hood more ngl.

[fyoht]

oh my god. look at him. what a little bitch.

#AND HE WAS RIGHT. #the little 'hands on hips' adklbjndkbndb what the fuck #michael sheen i have questions about your acting choices. #but also like. yeah. that's them. #honestly though this scene drives me nuts cause aziraphale is such a little bastard in this one. look at him. so smug #so righteous. 'AH YOU SAY YOU CAN KILL KIDS? HAHA. NOPE. I KNOW YOU'. a bitch. poor crowley. but also i love them. #crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #good omens #good omens 2 spoilers #and YES. im aware i missed the 'well' part. I KNOW. IM SORRY. my photoshop works at the speed of 2010 internet. have mercy.

[barbiediamondcastleofficial]

Actually I lied I don’t like sex put your clothes back on today we’re going to talk about CHARACTER ARCHETYPES, TROPE SUBVERSION, and MARTIN K. BLACKWOOD

#tw incredibly dead meme format #tma #martin blackwood #god I just fucking love him #Like ah yes classic kind likeable guy character except he’s also manipulative and bitchy #and has to do absolute mental contortion to justify his own strict but fucked up moral code #AND he writes the world’s most mediocre poetry. And I love him so much #He thinks he’s not important enough to DIE #the magnus archives

[holographic-mars]

Rereading IDW and how Ravage and Co. found Soundwave and it’s lowkey really funny to me, she really just picked him up off the streets huh

#also their interaction is funny as hell #ravage goes ‘wtf are you doing on the streets you’re like the functionalists dream come true’ and Soundwave is like ‘gguh:((‘ #and ravage is like ‘ah that checks out’ #fucked up kitten I found in the gutters mumbling incoherently there’s something horribly wrong with him but I love him and he’s mine #I have a sickness that makes me obsessed with soundwave and ravage sorry guys #it’s a disease #soundwave #idw transformers #ravage

[christakisbang]

save seungmin from jeonglix

#stray kids #bystay #lee felix #kim seungmin #yang jeongin #skz #skz gifs #stray kids gifs #my gifs #bokseungah...... #dont look at the inconsistent coloring god the fucking lighting changed w every angle im not good enough to keep up w that #anyway seungmin iii wouldnt judge u #also it rlly cracked me up how he called inie 이놈아 #and the english subs completely skipped it but the korean ones wrote it as i.n.-ah #thats not what he said u cant gaslight me div1

[weezardthewizard]

You start out thinking Shane is the zany cryptid and Ryan is the sane one. And then you learn more about Ryan.

And you realize they are the same level of insane in different directions.

So you think ah, it must be Steven then! He's the genius businessman who keeps the ghoul boys in line. He must be the sane one.

And then you learn more about Steven.

#right now I'm thinking it's gotta be Mark or Carter #leaning toward Carter #he gives off strong “random NPC the d&d party adopted and will not let go home” vibes #they isekaied the poor bastard #watcher #watcher entertainment #ghost files #ryan and shane #ryan bergara #shane madej #steven lim #ah fuck what's mark's last name #can't just tag mark #have random marks in here goofin up the place #mark watcherentertainment #yeah that works #carter doesn't need a last name #like cher

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 114

What do y’know, another de-aged Danny. And another Danny with Talons. Only this time he’s found by a specific Talon. A very old Talon who is a very dramatic bastard. A very dramatic bastard who half grew up in a circus as a knife juggler and thrower. 

One Elder Talon William Cobb, has now acquired a Hatchling. Along with his fledgling Gray Son who keeps trying to peer at the small not-quite Talon. Why he gets this sensation to not tell the Court, he isn’t quite sure, but his instincts have never driven him wrong before. 

Now if only the bats would stop chasing them while his flock are trying to search for a nesting spot…

#dcxdp #dpxdc #de aged danny #talons #court of owls: Where the fuck is our Grand Talon and our Gray Son?! #court of owls: *sends more talons out to find them* #Cobb: Ah yes a larger flock- harder to hide but more hands to care for the hatchlings #Danny is so confused #He fell into this world #After something- he can't exactly recall what #And instantly got picked up by this dude clicking/cooing at him??? #Also why does this other undead call them Grandfather they don't look old at all #Danny is complaining until they get him baby food which doesn't attack so that's a win #The batfamily are so concerned about wtf is happening #HOLY FUCK IS THAT DICK #After them!

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

The ''Are you trying to romance me?'' meme but with Barnaby and Howdy

i belted this out in like a half hour flat <3 bc Yes

#AH FUCK I FORGOT TO PUT SOMETHING ON HOWDY'S TAG #listen listen this was done in a bit of a rush!!! i wasnt paying much attention!!! #i was thinking about what to have for lunch which is always a Very distracting topic #anyway thank you for introducing me to this meme it fits them So Well i think #like in my mind barnaby could do literally anything and howdy is off to the side all 'god... hes so attractive.... i need him' #scribble salad #rambles from the bog #laughingstock #barnaby x howdy #howdy x barnaby #thinking about them alwayyyyssssss #theyre so damn GOOD together what the Fuck is it about them!!! #i know i say this every time but agh! AGH!! #wait... no wait yeah i Do know what it is about them. ive Realized. #AGH THEYRE SO GOOOOODDDDDDDD #the boyfriends the husbands the Fluffy Fruity Pals <3 #alright time for lunch and then its back to packing & the five hour shrek video essay #unless im consumed by the laughingstock thoughts that are fighting to take over my mind again #i need to draw wormie

[radiance1]

The Justice League summons the Ghost King for his help with a certain something [you can decide what that is].

They expected something mighty, something that screamed royalty and was distinctly something other.

What they didn't expect, was for the Ghost King to appear in nothing but farmer attire, holding a bush, and humming.

Now, you see. Pariah Dark was enjoying his retirement, sure, he was still King, but in reality, the Ghost Zone no longer needed a king since it fell into Anarchy and sure, he could've just forced everything back together under his lone rule. But then a small koi passing through time whispered within his ear a most tempting offer.

And, well, he truly was unable to resist such temptation.

So, there he was, enjoying his afterlife on earth (or one of many) on a farm. His day started as normally as it would any other, waking up (and isn't that such an unusual thing?), fixing his bedding, taking a shower, preparing breakfast, eating said breakfast, and out the door to start his day.

All things that humans do, something he never thought he would do, but such a thing was... actually quite nice.

He walked around his farm, tending to his crops, taking care of any offending intruders upon his small kingdom, and picking up the ones that were ready to sell. Then he took out a brush and got to one of the best parts of his days.

Brushing his horses.

So of course, he had to be ripped away from his daily reward in the midst of a summoning. He was very disappointed, to say the least, he got used to not using his powers often in his new afterlife, so him not falling to the ground was purely his lower body strength.

He stopped humming, sighed, placed the brush in his pocket and looked over at the people who summoned him, vaguely recognizing them as that one group humans... liked? Raged? He doesn't know the exact words they used nowadays.

Okay, he could do this, he could be nice.

"What pathetic mortal creatures would dare summon a being higher than themselves."

Or not.

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc #dcxdp #Ya'll #I swear to Arceus #This is a GHOST KING PARIAH DARK POST #NOT A GHOST KING DANNY ONE #FuCK #Ahem #I'm sorry I know it's a popular headcanon but #Ah #No #<3 #Pariah Dark was summoned specifically because he was the Ghost King #And I am NOT hearing any Ghost King Danny reblogs sneaking their way in here #Just #Making that clear

[bruciemilf]

Bruce's love language is handing you his kids. Yes, even the 6'5 anti hero with anger issues. Lift with your back

Bruce: Isn't he precious

Martinez, struggling to hold this human tank: y..yeah ....

#also??? fuck out of here dick wouldn't fight for the spot #damian when he first arrived: now father. i understand my position as the new succesor of your legacy. after meeting the others god knows #im needed. #bruce: stares. picks damian up. big fat smooch on chubby cheeks #damian a touch starved little assasin: ...ah. #baba. #bruce wayne #jason todd #dc #dc comics #regarding first tag: they absolutely fight for the spot and bruce is sad LMAO #bruce: :( we can all cuddle :( #jason: id rather be 15 again #dick: yeah no id rather kiss lex luthor. kill one of us or shut up

[amethyst-halo]

man i am cursed to forever make refs huh. here's clay and branch au style

#trolls #trolls 3 #trolls band together #trolls au #trolls branch #trolls clay #sketch's sketches #putt putt branch au #branch will eternally throw down with any creatures no hesitation #i feel like he's kinda goofy but also a lot more feral in this #given the opportunity he'd wrestle a gator no questions #ah the tag is fucked up today ok cool