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#first thing? lottery numbers #second thing? i wanna see some dinos #and potentially get exposed to an incredibly dangerous stupid prehistoric disease

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In the mid-2000s there was a brief fad in Australian government messaging where they went out of their way to insult the public as much as possible.

This fad eventually died out after the tourism board attempted the same style of messaging in the UK, causing a minor scandal which led to the head of Tourism Australia, Scott Morrison, getting the sack.

#q

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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If you play as Shadowheart and turn to Selune and then go confront Viconia with Jaheira, Minsc, and Minthara, I feel like that should do enough psychic damage to instantly kill her

Like imagine you kidnapped a kid and raised her in a cult and took all her memories and sent her off on a mission and she somehow managed to not just turn against your religion, not just turn to the religion in direct rivalry with yours, not just defy you and turn to her own goals, not just come back and confront you over it, but she came back with two idiots you used to hang out with over 100 years ago who definitely just came here to shit talk and annoy you, and the most unimportant loser ass Baenre she can find who still has a massive superiority complex

That’s like a targeted hate campaign at this point and should kill her right there. Boo will handle the rest of them.

#baldur's gate 3 #shadowheart

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Astarion ans Shadowheart in act 3 🩵

#aaaaah so cute!!! #my favorite white-haired fey-creatures #astarion #shadowheart #baldurs gate 3 #art #her little smile ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Gale is notorious in the academy for gushing about his partner all the time, so much that when students don't want to study for the day they distract Gale by asking about Tav and their adventures.

#baldur's gate 3 #i almost like it better to imagine that it's a perfectly innocuous question that sets him off #like in my case idk someone asks a question about divine magic #and as soon as professor dekarios says the words “for example; my husband--” #a faint but collective groan washes over the lecture hall #and everyone screws the cap back onto their inkwells #because nothing else is getting one today #gale

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THERE'S ONLY BEEN ONE CONFESSION ABOUT JAHEIRA THATS A TRAVESTY SHE HELPED ME EXPLORE MY BISEXUALITY

I've known I like women since like freshman year of college, but it's hard to successfully fantasize about sex with them while masturbating because I've never been with a woman and also I've had some serious sexual repression and internalized homophobia to get over.

But Jaheira changed that up REAL QUICK because I didn't even need to figure out what I would do with her just imagining her tying me up with druid vines and calling me "good cub" was enough apparently to make me come so hard and once I got over that mental block it's been so much easier to embrace my attraction to women. I've been fantasizing about Karlach and Minthara and Nine Fingers Keene too but Jaheira is still my favorite. Absolute queen she deserves to be eaten out like it's my last meal.

#nsfw text #baldur's gate 3 #jaheira #anon is a real one for this #i had the same experience with leliana from dragon age and i feel for them extra hard #for me it took a bit longer though lol #i remember her flirting with my self-insert for the first time and i got so flustered i benched her for the whole game #only to then replay as that character and finally be like “oh. oh i AM queer. how novel.”

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

#i worry when it's like... about personal information #but LOVE them when they're about characters #they give so much opportunity for character development #and i love seeing my mutuals' answers too #i try to send some questions when i can and love getting them ❤️❤️❤️

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The AI tech bubble finally bursting is going to be both catastrophic and very funny.

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#gallant troubadour is the closest but he's moreso a tired dad with a fanny pack full of fantasy fruit snacks #somewhere in the intersection of a troubadour and a Shakespearean actor and the most divorced man ever #without having been married #I've not gone in-depth with him but technically I've planned him as a bardlock #very “the devil went down to Faerûn”

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katara is one of those impossibly cool people who “has a guy” for everything. like run into any sort of problem and she’s just like “hang on i gotchu. just contact this number and they’ll know what to do.” but half the time that guy is just sokka

#atla

[invinciblerodent]

Twitter users are defending their right to assume Picasso was a renaissance artist. Tiktok users think watching any film made outside the US makes you a snob. “Replace classic lit with YA and fan fiction” discourse is flourishing. I think we’re just living in anti intellectual times.

#q

[invinciblerodent]

god I fuckign love ocs. my characters. my friend's characters. the characters of mutuals ive never spoken to. the characters of artists ive followed and maybe spoken to a little more. the characters of complete strangers I see in passing and think "aw that's cool". if you have ten fans I am one if you have one fan it is me etc etc. I love you

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i've a bit of a love-hate relationship with the way he sometimes looks straight into the camera like he's on The Office

what are you doing that for, boy, you've not said anything clever in your life

#squirrel plays bg3 #oc: petyr wildbrook #we've ditched halsin for astarion for a minute because.... man. #i do NOT know how to play a pure druid efficiently #and my man was doing Absolute Fuckall #though it never stops being funny that THIS mf attacks sometimes 7 times a turn and deals 100+ damage in 6 seconds #critting 2+ times in the process #and then halsin and shadowheart throw one spell each #and both whiff it super extra very bad #“ooh the big powerful archdruid halsin---” yeah he gets his ass carried HARD by Some Guy From The Woods #thinking about eventually rebuilding halsin as either part beastmaster ranger for Two Bears #or a moon druid/wildheart barbarian combo #make him a bearbarian

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hello fandom enjoyer can you explain to me why youve decided the caring and generally kind-hearted male character is a trans man. answer quickly and dont include "because of the vibes" or else the saw trap goes off

#i'm not tagging what i'm thinking but. i am thinking

[invinciblerodent]

we, as a society, need to talk more about how becoming a Grey Warden is horrifying actually

#dragon age #softly; do not drag me back in #please i just waded out recently #don't make me want to reread The Calling