#actually entirely plausible

[dustykneed]

poll below!! for funsies:

#star trek #star trek meme #poll #star trek fanart #star trek tos #star trek the original series #leonard mccoy #bones mccoy #spock #jim kirk #mcspirk #tos #meanwhile as i shitpost i just started a new fic in my notes. we'll see how this goes (i say knowing full well i hv never finished a fic b4 #mainly i write for my own entertainment #posting actual writing is harder for me than posting art tbh! yes i put parts of myself into everything i make #but with art theres more plausible deniability in a sense. like i know that theres people out there who would probably enjoy my writing #but man that mental hurdle is. something (hums) #but sneak peek i guess? aight #His stomach is in knots the entire long-winded diplomatic dinner. He's not really listening as Jim makes cordial conversation with some #important so-and-so whose name he can't pronounce and whose forehead-- or whose approximation of a forehead is impossibly distended and #pulsating in a way that sends alarm bells coursing through the primal caveman part of his brain and fills the #medically trained part of his brain with morbid curiousity. #thats the entire first paragraph lmao. ill bet u five bucks youll never guess what happens next (mcspirk spice. but with so many feelings.) #ooh we're at 740 words!! im trying to make the intro as short as possible because i have a horrible habit of getting distracted #mmm the power of adhd

[redbean-nom]

star wars by silm logic

for the silm-sw dual citizens:

I was wondering what would happen if star wars (particularly tbb bc that's the currently-releasing bit of star wars) adhered to silm logic:

Hunter is the local leader of a hidden city (Pabu)

Omega is the heir

Rex is the overall leader of a warring people (clone rebellion)

Hemlock is the local leader of a branch of the Forces of Evil

Palpatine is the overall Enemy

so therefore

Rex and Echo gather an army of escaped clones. They rescue Cody or Wolffe from the Empire. Song and fire are greatly involved.

Themes of rising hope are invoked as they make a stand against the Empire. The clone rebellion grows further.

They are initially victorious and manage to rescue the clone prisoners from Tantiss with few casualties. Hemlock is ousted and flees to the heart of the Empire (but his operation will return in time)

Echo goes to check on the Batch on Pabu and ask them to ally with him and Rex in the upcoming battle.

They march on Coruscant. Things suddenly go disastrously wrong. Cody is killed in battle. Rex faces Palpatine in single combat.

Rex dies tragically.

Eagles.

Echo tells Hunter about the battle. They are delayed on their way and attempt to ride to the rescue. The Batch arrives just after the deaths. Echo is sad.

Pabu is betrayed while the Batch is on Coruscant.

Pabu is invaded by the Empire. Hemlock subjugates the people into his weird clone experimentation program.

Dragons.

The Batch returns to destroyed/invaded Pabu and is unable to intervene.

While attempting to protect their city most of the Batch dies.

Echo is very sad.

Hunter is captured and killed in front of Omega.

Omega escapes and swears an Oath mourns the Batch.

Echo is broken by grief for the ghosts of his past and vanishes.

Omega later becomes a Rebellion leader, carrying the memories of the failed clone rebellion and the haven of Pabu with her.

Echo fades/dies on some random planet as the forgotten remnant of the GAR/Clone rebellion.

#star wars #tbb #the bad batch #tbb s3 #redbean talks #um. very much not spoilers? #unless you count hemlock #tbb rex #captain rex #tbb hunter #tbb omega #tbb echo #Also the rest of the batch (tech; crosshair; wrecker; gonky) are not named anywhere outside Manuscript B of The Lost Unfinished WIP #which is only released 20 years later as part of an entirely different series and is also only one episode #and they each have one line of characterization; zero lines of dialogue (one if they're lucky) and are only mentioned in their death scene #can you tell i'm a FoG fan lol #seriously i wish we had a full novel FoG #alas #tbb: Fall of Pabu edition #next i need to do a silm by star wars logic! #imagine tFoG by tbb logic #everyone is about to die - oh look! morgoth just nabbed idril and ran away! #finrod somehow arrives to rescue turgon and the Lords! #everyone survives! #omg though silm by star wars logic #feanor dies; cremates himself; and then three chapters later is miraculously back #SOMEHOW FEANOR RETURNED #and given reembodiment it's actually more plausible! #star wars by silm logic everybody dies. silm by star wars logic feanor is alive and even more people die (because feanor)

[themyscirah]

I very much know this is because Jessica Cruz's origin story was written by Geoff Johns in a shitty comic, but by God is there so much going on there. Like damn.

Like there's the really, genuinely compelling stuff, for example the presence of ring horror and loss of control w Jess and Power Ring/Volthoom + the implications of that (character wise, both before and after JL 50) which is just SO interesting (and angsty!) to me personally

But then there's also more plot holes than you can shake a stick at as well (where did Jess get her ring. Guys it just showed up who died where did she get it from GUYS-)

All interspersed between some of the worst character writing for other Justice League members in existence (Wondy fans you know what I mean) and crazy ass plots out there

#anyways was writing a meta (got distracted halfway through so dont expect anything as always) and i opened this issue for panels and guys. #What. first off i remembered this being weird now but what the fuck. second im not a wonder woman fan and this shit is now heinous to me. #why would they do that. also what was the general plot of that entire arc what the fuuuuuu #anyways. shits crazy that comic sucks except for when jess and/or vic + jess do things but anyways #it has left me with a bit of a conspiracy theory to be quite honest with you all. in terms of the plothole mentioned there. like to be fair #i have a couple theories bc i dont remember this being explored or making sense fully (although i could be forgetting) but yeah. #need to check comicvine and a few other things to see if my conspiracy theory is at all plausible but like. theres a chance. its not a #preferred actual outcome to me because i find a different one 10000x more compelling but crazy if true to the theory #blah #no this isnt coherent and doesnt make sense. deal. #jessica cruz

[crypt1dcorv1dae]

Kuwabara: WE'VE GOTTA RESPECT WOMEN HIEI!!!

Hiei: if she breathes she's a thot.

Kuwabara, throwing him into the sun: ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS YOU LITTLE RUNT

#kazuma kuwabara #hiei #the fact that this is entirely in character and plausible for them to actually say. #btw hiei doesnt actually hate women he just wants to piss off kuwabara bc im pretty sure its the closest thing to a hobby the guy has #yyh

[lucalicatteart]

Poll adventure (paventure? lol) Day 12: read the small story tidbit below the poll for more details, OR just vote based on initial impression

(✦ see past poll results + further information HERE (link) ✦)

Yesterday's poll decided that The Adventurer should rest for the night in an abandoned barn ...

~

Somewhat nervous about being out in the woods alone at night, he decides to try finding a more hidden sleeping spot, further off from the path. Though with his injuries, and his exhaustion, he knows he shouldn't walk too far. He tells himself that he'll just adventure a little, only an hour or so, and if he can't find anything better by then, he'll just give up and set a tent in some bushes somewhere......

After 30 minutes, he finally stumbles across an old barn. He can't see it very well with just a trickle of moonlight and the dull glow of his flickering lantern, but it seems to have not been used for many years. Structurally sound enough (at least he hopes), yet shrouded in moss and blankets of various overgrowth.. It takes a few moments to pluck away all of the ivy blocking his path, but he soon closes the rickety doors behind him to focus on the interior. There's no space to light a fire or set up a real tent, and he'll have to block a few holes in the walls so wild animals don't sneak in, but, there are a few surprisingly clear looking sections scattered amongst all the musty hay bales and cobwebs. He chooses a "cozy" spot in the corner, hidden behind a few dusty crates. Though he tosses about uncomfortably in his bedding for quite a while, he's eventually able to fall into a peaceful sleep.….....

.. Suddenly, he's startled awake by rustling, catching a dark blurred movement in front of him. He's smart enough to always sleep wearing his backpack over his chest so nobody could just grab it without him noticing, but it seems for the first time in all his travels... someone is actually trying to. Still half asleep, he clings to the bag and yelps, pushing and tumbling away into a moldy wooden barrel after an initial struggle. He pulls himself up to face the hooded figure now looming above him, entirely obscured aside from their vague cloak-ish shape outlined by the faint moonlight behind them.. The Adventurer calls out in a shaky attempt at an aggressive tone, "Wh-wh.. whAT are YOU DOIng? WHo-whu..UHHH??? aahhhG" "Give me the bag." The hooded figure speaks in a smooth, stern, yet calm voice, slowly taking a step forwards. The cat scrambles to The Adventurer's side, hissing and giving a low growl.. "w-WELL , uh,, sORRY , n-NO , I would rrrather not DO THAT, I h-- I uh-- I don't have even anythi- I don't even have ANYTHING, I mea- wh-wh HWaAt d-do I look RICH to you?? EUggh-" he gulps loudly, holding back nervous vomit, "B-BACK OFF!! you-.. f- uh.. THIEF!!!!!" The hooded figure pauses for a moment, as if re-strategizing how to approach the situation. "Look, kid, I don't want to hurt you. But I need you to give me that egg." "WHWh-what egg? I-I don.. DON'T have an EGG, I'm uh…aCTUALLY a-allergic to eggs, s-sso-" "The egg that's in a wooden box. In your bag. Don't waste your time bullshitting me.. Come on, let's make this quick." The hooded figure extends their arm, motioning to be handed the egg. Still desperately fighting not to throw up everywhere, The Adventurer simply sits on the floor, staring up at the hooded figure blankly as he tries to think.. Is he seriously being robbed for the first time? Is that like, a cool milestone, or a bad one? He's read about it in adventuring books before but... the reality feels so much different.. How can he get out of this? Strategies scatter through his mind, but he's too shaken to find any clear answers.. What should he do?

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Additional Information

the adventurer's current main quest: follow his map to reach the abandoned castle ruins and see the rare animal specialist about the mysterious egg he has

#paventure posting #poll #polls #choose your own adventure #for the record - if he had gone to the stranger's cottage. walked all the way to the villiage. or kept walking all night. the hooded figure #wouldnt have had a safe place to corner him and would have had to wait for another day. all the other options #(abandoned barn. sleep out in the woods. etc.) would lead to the same thing #The dice lady was letting him know someone has been following him. perhaps multiple someones #I was also going to include the options 'threaten to blow up the entire barn with magic and then nobody gets the egg' #and an option for him to just throw the egg on the ground and break it #but those seem more out of character and also breaking the egg would end his quest anyway since he would have nothing #to bring the Innkeeper's brother anymore lol #also a 'tell the cat to attack the robber' option but I was afraid too many people would choose that thinking it was #funny or a cool way out of the situation when like.. realistically the cat would get hurt actually and I don't want to endanger them #or have to write about them getting harmed lol. WHICH I know is a choice. I could be like 'wow the cat is actually a #magical cat and they explode the person and win hooray!' . but it feels too far fetched given the hooded stranger's background #they're not going to be like completely incapacitated by one small cat #things must be goofy and silly and fantasy but also.. underlying realism to an extent #I held back on not making him get more injuries after sailing down a river in a dinky little raft because I really think thats probably #quite dangerous hjknjk. I stated it was a very slow moving river specifically to make it seem a little more plausible but #I feel like in real life the current would just smash your raft into a rock in like 10 minutes lol #ANYWAY.. uh oh. boy in danger! #he can get out of it though. I believe in him #somehow an unskilled swagless penniless nervousboy can still make his way in the world #(he does have SOME skills ghhgh.. just like. not really adventuring suited ones. since he just started adventuring like #less than a week ago and has no training or practical experience aside from reading a lot of storybooks) #also I know his belt thing is on the wrong shoulder... shhhh... I still don't feel good and drew very quickly and am not #going back to make changes lol

[spectral-honey]

idk au where jason doesnt try to kill or maim tim when he came back to gotham and mostly left him out of his whole revenge-slash-become-crimelord scheme or smthn so tim totally fanboys like the loser he is and bruce catches him in red hood merch

#batfam #tim drake #listen im mostly just thinking about tim coming down the stairs in a red hood hoodie clearly exhausted and bruce runs into him and is like #'what the FUCK are you wearing!! TIM' #tim is like 'i forgot i was wearing this you are not supposed to know i have it' #i mean this is also kind of funny if jason DID still try to kill tim and tim regardless is wearing merch of him and everyone is like #'tim he tried to KILL YOU wHAT are you doing' #but also thats a little to far to consider plausible but lmfao theres that idea to chew on #1. red hood merch exists 2. tim is a robin stan first and a human person second #also entirely separate but tim should also privately still fanboy over damian as robin. #he takes pictures of big milestones damian makes as robin and one of them is like 'didnt threaten to stab mugger while arresting him' #im going to make that a separate post actually so it isnt just lost in the tags lol hold on

[doctorwhoisadhd]

hmm. im aromantic in the same way that my dog is a dog

#shes weird about it #like. 'what kind of weird dog has never gone thru the trash' is to my dog what #'what kind of weird aroace has written more love songs than anything else' is to me #anyway. WOW i wrote a whole lot of them in like. january thru april 2022 #probably wrote like 20 that year at least #like seriously what kind of weird aromantic does that #ari opinion hour #(the trick is: never ACTUALLY said it was romantic love. in any of those songs. so. plausible deniability in that i dont have to say what #anything is. because i do not actually know 😌😌😌😌 all i know is that its Not Normal 😌😌😌😌) #(also counting snows lullaby in that and that is entirely platonic BUT ITS STILL LOVE!!!!!!) #looking thru my back catalogue why is there so much. i have written so many fucking songs

[nyxi-pixie]

do the duffers need a beta reader for their scripts because.

#LMFAOFISJGIDJV why so many mistakes🤨 u remember that one 8flix script that we were all sus of for a bit cos it said mike lucas and dustin #insteas of max #but in actuality. thats an entirely plausible thing to happen cos these bitches are just out here #😭 #byler

[outoftheirdifferences]

"Well, that could have been worse."

star wars: knights of the old republic, vol i.  ∕   sentence starters

"Oh yeah, for sure."

Sitting up, brushing leaves out of her hair, Webby surveyed the debris around them. If it wasn't the best she'd ever come out of an adventure, it also sure wasn't the worst either. And hey, they'd got what they'd come for...

Whatever exactly it was. A relic of Rossiel's history, she had gathered: but while Webby knew plenty about the ancient culture's of earth, she felt like she'd only just scratched the surface of all there was to know about her new friend's people.

She just still wasn't sure she should ask, when it was a sensitive subject for the other girl.

Rather, she shrugged, rubbed the back of her head a little.

"I mean, I always feel like any top secret infiltration that you can get out of without getting almost sacrificed to an undead mummy is a successful one, heh."

#askrossiel #ic #meme response #charmingly violent best friend [webby] #v; solving mysteries and rewriting history #I'm sorry this is so ridiculously late! #I couldn't think of a good reply at first #and then I forgot about the ask entirely xD;;; #...was it *actually* a top secret infiltration or is Webby exaggerating? ...honestly either is plausible!

[justablah56]

god I just realized that it's completely possible for the dndads crew to have seen my dndads polls and reference them on podcast and I am now full of fear

#just blahs #like. yeah. i know that probably wont #bUT THEY C O U L D #IM PRETTY SURE THE MAJORITY OF THE FANDOM IS AWARE OF THEM ?? #SO IT'S ENTIRELY PLAUSIBLE THAT THEYVE SEEN THEM GOD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST- #anyways #welcome back to me and my irrational fears that I'll probably be more surprised than actually mortified if they somehow do occur #dndads #dndaddies #dungeons and daddies #dndads polls

[padfootastic]

so about the whole reckless as a trauma response thing, i see sirius as someone whos been through a lot right? i think he have severe ptsd obviously i can't diagnose him bc im not a professional, but i was reading about it and recklessness is a symptom of ptsd. 1/2

oh yeah, that’s an interpretation i can definitely get behind! sirius always going for the high over slow, steady because it’s the only way he can feel anything.

there’s actually so much angst potential with this, tbh. like both a james & non james world. a sirius who turns towards substance abuse, a sirius who lives recklessly & goes for extreme sports etc regardless of risk to his life, a sirius who never cares about personal safety. now this is so much better than the usual ‘sirius is an impulsive idiot’ thing that goes around.

and the gryffindor thing was a very random addition haha like,,,i was thinking of group cultures that would make the houses distinct (and how their house traits would show up in like, a tangible form right?) and maybe each house has certain traditions that really embody their traits ykno? so, gryffindor with like—an extreme activities competition where they have to do increasingly risky/adventurous stuff and everyone’s cheering the others on and it’s just like. a cycle that keeps getting more intense ykno?

#sirius black #thank u for this anon! actually pretty interesting #and def plausible #also i would not be surprised if gryffindor had some entirely avoidable deaths just from this culture of communal recklessness #i think what best exemplifies it is the weasley twins showing montague in the closet #vanishing closet* #like—a very bad decision but they don’t think it through bc they were considering the fun aspect of it more #pen’s (delayed) asks

[starbuck]

the lengths i will go to avoid directly typing what i want into a search bar… Unreal.

#i have been looking for this video for a half hour by searching for a post i know it was linked on #instead of just like. ACTUALLY searching the video #which feels FAR too direct and humiliating #even tho literally no one sees my search history except for me #and i can also delete it afterwards if it’s bothering me that much #but noooooooooo #i’m VERY desperate at this point so i’m going to try searching something EXTREMELY vague and hope it comes up #if not - i guess i’ll just rewatch that part of the ep tomorrow #bc i don’t mind searching up the entire ep… somehow that’s different… #cuz there’s plausible deniability!! i could have been looking for ANYTHING in there… #plausible deniability - again - ONLY to myself… #please help me idk why i’m like this 😂😂 #it’s not even anything bad at all!!!! it’s LITERALLY just a location reference for my fic pleaseeeeee 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[azems-familiar]

I am This Close to watching the untamed

So if you want to perhaps yell about it or something (since you’ve gotten me into stuff that way before) that could be cool idk

OH MY GOD PLEASE WATCH IT

okay to start with. the live action show is very good and a great place to start but it has some important differences from the novel and the donghua (animated show). i personally prefer a combination of cql (the untamed/the live action, that's the acronym i'll be using for it from now on) and the donghua; the novel suffers a lot of lost in translation effect and whatnot and i personally dislike the way the relationship is built in several places in it as opposed to how the adaptations do it, but it's definitely still worth reading. (dm me on discord if you want a copy of a pretty good fan translation of the novel and also like, a link to a place you can watch the donghua, btw.) other problems with cql: censorship hits the live action the hardest and their budget was i'm pretty sure basically nonexistent (they very clearly spent most of it on the costumes and the props, which you know what, the costumes are fucking stunning so great choice). so they changed the worldbuilding some and like.... the fight scenes? are really not good. they're really not good. also the special effects are universally pretty bad. it can make watching some parts of it difficult to get through, and there are some plot elements that are changed as well that i dislike, and a lot of the moral greyness of the original story had to get removed because again, censorship issues (if you want the most accurate, non-morally-whitewashed take first, you'll want to start with the novel, which is also what has the explicitly gay stuff). it's also not explicitly gay - but the actors played it as gay and there are multiple marriage metaphors and holy fuck like. honestly. there doesn't need to be a kiss or a confession or anything it's REALLY FUCKING GAY.

what cql excels in is its character interactions. the acting is absolutely stunning, the soundtrack is beautiful, and every single scene is just done with so much heart and emotion in it. so definitely keep that in mind going into it. i've watched it all the way through i think 3 or 4 times and i still keep seeing new fun details in the background that i hadn't noticed before.

the donghua, on the other hand, has an absolutely stunning art style, very very good voice acting, the worldbuilding and plot are more accurate to the book, and the magic and combat scenes are much more realistic for a fantasy and the powers they have. however, it, especially specifically the third and final season, is very rushed (and it has its own plot changes to fit how much they had to condense things, mostly just in the second half of season 3) and excludes some details, so it can be confusing if you don't know what you're seeing first. i recommend either watching cql or reading the novel first, then watching the donghua!

in terms of like, actual fandom stuff! so the main character of mdzs is, obviously, Wei Wuxian. i'm not sure how much you know but he's like. an incredibly ADHD man with horrible self-worth issues (despite being arrogant as hell) and a very strong sense of justice who is extremely brilliant and goes through a shitton of tragedy. he is known for inventing a viable form of necromancy, which is considered incredibly heretical and, among other things, gets him killed, and then gets him resurrected, so you know. pros and cons. he does magic by playing the flute. he is a disaster bisexual and also a bit of an alcoholic (okay a lot of an alcoholic) and i love him. his love interest is stoic and serious and incredibly autistic-coded and has been in love with him since they were teenagers and literally wrote him a love song. the two of them get trapped in a cave together and have to kill an ancient corrupted divine monster without weapons. it's very romantic. wei wuxian as a younger teenager is basically the epitome of a child pulling a girl's pigtails because he has a crush and is desperate for attention.

anyway, i'm not sure how much you know about the plot, but there's two timelines going on - the present and the past. the present is after wei wuxian is resurrected, and he and lan wangji (the love interest, in case you haven't picked up on the names yet - everyone has like two or three names and it can be hard to tell them apart at first) are basically going on a fun little murder mystery quest while also babysitting a bunch of teenagers which then abruptly devolves into politics, murder, more politics, and more murder. the past on the other hand goes from a high school definitely-not-a-romance to a goddamn war drama to politics and back to. hm. not exactly a war drama anymore but i'm really not sure how to describe everything that happens after a certain event. it's all very much a tragedy and the real "villain" of the story (which is less obvious in cql, again because of moral whitewashing due to censorship, though honestly i feel like they did a pretty good job of staying as true to the source material as they could all things considered, a whole lot of the scenes were word for word from the novel just slightly edited to fit the adjusted worldbuilding or plot changes) is the mob mentality, rumors and gossip and hearsay, and society itself!

lastly, because i am trying not to overwhelm you here, i am going to link you a couple great amvs i've found on youtube that will probably not make a lot of sense without context but will at least hopefully intrigue you?

and

and

the other one i really want to link i cannot because it definitely will make absolutely no sense without having watched the show and so you have to come talk to me when you've finished it so i can give it to you. also hey please feel free to come dm me on discord i Will ramble at length about this. especially about wwx he is my BLORBO and currently taking up residence in my brain. and also i need your live reactions if/when you start watching things oh my god

be glad it's almost 2 am and i'm still recovering from my covid booster or this would be even longer

#asked and answered #long post #i am not apologizing actually #mdzs #i want to yell more but i don't want to spoil things and i also don't want to sound totally deranged #i mean i am deranged but like. plausible deniability here #anyway he plays a FLUTE ginger. to do NECROMANCY. in the live action they didn't do this but #in the donghua you get to see his eyes go red when he does it and it is WONDERFUL #also he goes through so much trauma and there's like. a whole entire war which he wins basically singlehandedly #because of the necromancy. while having a prolonged fight with his not-boyfriend who he had a not-breakup with after he came back from #a three month disappearance (in which he did some Marinating in Spooky Hell Energy) after which he reappeared with a glowup #and a murder flute that he raised the dead with. so like honestly it's not unreasonable that lwj was concerned #wwx is just incapable of handling things normally. like ever. also has no emotional intelligence when it's other people's feelings for him #ANYWAY this man has like all of my mental illnesses but Worse i'm so attached to him <3 #wow i completely failed in not sounding insane huh

[todayisafridaynight]

in my heart sawashiro and arakawa have the same thing going on that minedai do but slightly to the left...like theres a visible difference and a different vibe but...its there yknow...less crazy but also more crazy because theyre older are you getting the vibe im laying down this is difficult to explain

no i get the vibe i got you. it's like minedai but with dads and less willingness to murder his boss out of grief

#snap chats #and they have a kid they both love see Minedai But With Dads yk #two kids if you want to include ichi but jo's more definitely like the stepdad ichi's dad married yk what i mean #like masato is very much Jo And Arakawa's Kid while ichi is Arakawa's Kid. which. yeah. yeah no shit #see thats the only thing with minedai they colud never have a kid cause mine would be the shittiest dad #its NOTHING but projection on the poor tyke and unfortunately daigo inversely has a soft spot for kids #lucky for me i dont mind if my pairings dont have kids. but its great if they have one in canon HAHA time to project the family i wanted #see arasawa is funnier because of the different vibes right let me explain #because mine generally is very upfront with how he feels so them coming to terms with their feelings mutually is more plausible #not OPEN about how he feels but he does tell daigo whats on his mind and all #and so thats why its easier to imagine them ACTUALLY being together esp knowing how daigo wants genuine bonds too #whereas jo like. locks everything away. like get phoenix wright on this dumbass there's a fucking barricade of locks #so its the funniest shit ever trying to imagine jo trying to invite arakawa places or vice versa #i guess it's a similar flavor though.. but different #cause mine'll be like Oh. Oh Ok and go and then he'll be like This Is Nice :) and forget whatever apprehension he had before #but i can only ever imagine jo just. ????? the entire time out whether its out to dinner or like an art show or something #like does he even know HOW to relax.. he's had more time for his mental illness to stew ok mine still had a chance #see thats the cute thing about arasawa tho Going By The Idea Of Jo Liking Art they could enjoy art together #im lit rambling sorry but yes tl;dr anon i get you 100% and its probably why i enjoy it so much

[oodlyenough]

replaying tlou2 on "moderate+" and i got through the entire day 1 subway section with dina/shamblers/wlf using two bricks and one exploding arrow, lol. i feel kind of like i cheated

#i know stealth is meant to be a viable strategy i guess i just never realized it is actually very plausible to avoid fights entirely #honestly i don't think the exploding arrow even contributed much to the effort but i did use it

[bitegore]

very important question. what various decepticon teams could use one (1) frontliner speedster

eta: i need at minimum four of them for this to work lmfao

#may or may not have evil plans for drag strip today #i just cant figure out which team leaders would have plausible uses for him #im sure almost any decepticon team lead could be like 'well everyone says your boss rapes you. i wanna see what all the fuss is about' #'hey actually hang on a second this is kind of fun. you did a good job' #and then accidentally gives drag strip like. just enough positive feedback that when he gets put back on his regular team #and back with motormaster who is like 'hes so egotistical. never say anything nice to him ever or he'll be even more insufferable' #hes just like shit. i need to go back to this other team. i liked them better. hello mr ex boss pweasies fuck me im miserable now' #and then the entire team can be like 'wait a second. what the fuck did you do to OUR fucktoy. we treat him better hes ours now. asshole" #extremely important to the genesis of this idea is that under no circumstances did drag strip want to have sex with any of them at first #but he's so absolutely twisted out of shape by motormaster's whole nonsense that hes just like 'oh ok so THIS rape was BETTER than that one #and i liked it more. so now that i feel genuinely miserable as opposed to like confused and only half miserable i think i need them again' #his life fucking sucks #red rambles #lemon #literally just for the tags