#a thing?

[hueynomure]

I just think she's neat :3

#alya cesaire #miraculous ladybug #jkjk i love her to bits #is #alyapril #a thing? #anyway #my art #sketch #id like to make an age progression thingie wish me luck

[lemonlinelights]

The Matpats:

Madpat (fnaf musical)

Detective (escape the night)

Hermit (ahwm)

Mack (iswm)

Matthias Patthias (gt live)

Mirror Matt (gt live)

AshPat (gt live)

And now introducing

✨Ness✨ (fnaf movie)

#dudes trying to catch up to #markiplier #and #all his egos lol #fnaf movie spoilers #matpat #gtlive #is #matpat egos #a thing? #did I miss any of them?

[tangeerin]

...

Algo con mis versiones de Wheatley y GLaDOS.

Perdón por los errores.

#fanart #portal 2 #digital art #wheatley #glados #drawing #my style #my art #a minicomic?? #a mini mini comic? #a thing? #im not proud of this one but whatever #enjoy #bad quality

[banannabethchase]

What if BTE had to be "cancelled" because Matt the shitty businessman accidentally sold the rights like when he sold Hung Bucks because he can't learn from his mistakes?

#I am entertaining myself with dopey theories #specifically related to the bucks being chaos monsters #but seriouesly #What if Matt the Shitty Businessman is like. #A thing? #Matt Attrackson #bte #wtf i like wrestling now???

[ithinkthiswasabadidea]

I wish I had a spotify wrapped for my mind.

Like I wanna know how many hours I spent thinking about (being horny for) middle aged fictional men, ranked on a sliding scale of how easily I could fix them

I need "You reacted with 🥵🔥 to this character 237 times this year"

#fairly sure sam drake topped the list for me this year #rambling #wait is #tumblr wrapped #a thing? #anyway top three is probably #sam drake #arthur morgan #charles smith #to no ones surprise this year #simon ghost riley #rising up fast but he arrived on the scene pretty late in the year

[allo-frouto]

Any travel plans to neighbouring countries? Sex tourism etc?

No, I haven't planned anything for the time being!

#<3 #even though #I wanna go #somewhere in the winter #also #is sex tourism #a thing? #I had no idea #lol

[sunnysideprincess]

Bucky and Sam don't mean to start flirting with their best friend's ex. But Tony is wearing those itty bitty shorts and THE crop top (the one he swears he didn't steal from Nat— whatever—he looks good, so everybody wins). And the terrible tragedy is that Steve is trying to win his boy back. Bucky, Sam... They don't want him to stop his, er, efforts. They even encourage him like the good friends they are. Except—

"Hey fellas," Tony chirps, bending over the couch to make grabby hands at the iced tea Nat's handing around. "Hot, isn't it?"

"You keep that up, sweetie, it's gonna get hotter," Sam replies, his eyes fixed on the red and gold tattoo over Tony's spine.

The genius laughs, takes a sip of his drink and flutters his lashes.

"Keep what up?"

"Those clothes? They're a sin, dollface." Bucky feels amazing at the smile he gets. "No man can resist."

It's instinct. Nothing else. Sam and Bucky always flirt with people. People who're pretty. People—

Yeah, alright. They only flirt with Tony these days. But in their defense: he is gorgeous. A brat. Except he could be so goddamn generous it would get him killed one day. He takes care of those he loves. Remembers birthdays and even if his gift giving needs... guidance? He still tries so hard to make his loved ones happy. He's a genius. His mind creates miracles out of scrap. And the way he laughs—

"Oh, shit," Sam and Bucky both mutter, looking horrified.

•••

"Steve, we need to talk!"

Steve looks up from his drawing pad. Bucky tries not to wince when he sees another outline of Tony's eyes.

"Okay? Who's we?"

"We—me, you and-" He pulls Sam away from the door. "Him."

Steve nods, saves his progress and then puts down his newest addiction on the table.

"What's wrong? Is it Sarah? She said she won't sell the boat-"

"No, not about the boat."

"Okay... Then?"

Sam inhales deeply, exhales. He smiles and claps Bucky on the back.

"You go first, Brooklyn!"

"No, you."

"No. You."

"How about I go first," Natasha speaks from the kitchen. All three of them jump. Then look at each other in alarm.

"How long have you been in my house," Steve asks, barely keeping from lunging across the table to snatch his phone back to safety. Not that it'll stop her from taking it.

"An hour. I'm out of sugar, sugar."

"Ugh." "Stop." "Please, never do that."

"Whatever." She flips her hair, then takes a sip of that organic juice Steve is obsessed with.

"Sam, Bucky and Steve. You're all in love with Tony. Tony is in love with all of you. And we're all sick of the pining, so do something about it already. My baby is deprived of the love he deserves."

"Wait-what? Your what?"

"Baby. Tony. Mine."

"I'm so confused."

She pats Bucky's cheek with the bottle then walks out of the door, leaving three dumbstruck boys in her wake.

#accept whatever this is #tony stark in a crop top and itty bitty shorts #sam bucky and steve love him #winterironfalconshield #a thing? #sambuckystevetony #ot4 #tony stark #stevetony #buckytony #samtony #natasha romanoff #nat knows it all #ficlet #stuckonysam

[jarrajada]

hi.

#is #internetcore #a thing? #there is #japanese #text too #and also #furry #raccoon

[mwezina]

why is it so hard to write things when other people are talking?

#is that like #a thing?

[willgrahamscock]

not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store

#alex says things #ITS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[calware]

shoutout to lil hal

#i say things #1k #2k #3k #5k #10k #homestuck #💾 #lil hal #25k #50k

[mysteriouseggsbenedict]

I love Matilda because it's a story about a child who sees injustice around her and gets mad about it and questions why things aren't fair, and instead of the ending being that she learns how the world works and that life isn't fair, she catapults one of the adults who abused her out of a building with her mind

#matilda #my beloved #never stop getting mad about the things you see that are wrong in the world

[calocera]

my pet mold spore

#this thing is so funny

[vilea777]

sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

#bpd blog #bpd fp #bpd mood #bpd problems #bpd shit #bpd stuff #bpd thoughts #bpd vent #actually bpd #bpd #borderline pd #borderline things #borderline problems #living with borderline #borderline blog #borderline thoughts #being borderline #borderline culture is #actually borderline #borderline personality disorder #bpd feels #bpd safe #bpd culture is

[literallyaflame]

my partner doesn’t use pet names nearly as much as i do, which is very funny because i will crack my gay little knuckles and say some shit like “good morning my sun and moon, my loveliest boy, my baby my sweetheart my darling dearest” and he will reply “hello adrian”

#this is not a bad thing. i love him

[tastylemonbread]

a post about when someone tags someone else on your post

#art tag #another silly ms paint thing