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sorry for taking so long to text you back i was plagued by issues and situations of daily life that i should be used to by now..

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^ wisdom from my cat who just stepped across my keyboard while i was trying to make a post

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Bit telling that for years and years evangelical religious extremists have been allowed on university campuses with their bullhorns and horrific imagery where they harass students into physical altercations and when students complain to the university’s administration they just shrug their shoulders citing freedom of speech but when those same tuition-paying students start protesting against war and genocide they call SWAT

#seriously #we will have evangelicals hurling abusive language at everyone passing by every other week #sometimes causing huge problems and making major pathways unsafe #but they won’t even ask them to like. move away from the entrance #steven crowder set up his whackadoodle ass table next to our library one time #and caused massive issues on campus all god damn day #like ‘i can’t get to class’ issues #while filming and harassing kids trying to get into the library #and he wasn’t so much as spoken to

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need my dick sucked so bad but i have this stupid ass vagina

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"all well" me when i'm lying

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cmon child safety lid you know it's me

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youre an olympic level hater. i respect it.

they asked me to represent my country in the sport of hating i said no. i hate my country

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most americans unknowingly breathe in about 30 to 40 "microburgers" daily

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these are my best friends in the whole world. my anchor when im in a storm. My lighthouse on a stormy night. The definition of i would know him by touch alone. Shout out to the keyboard bumps.

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not feeling very hundred emoji flame emoji today

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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

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