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Swerve, it is not AEW putting you and Hangman together. It's the incredible undercurrent of violent homosexuality that you two charge from either end. Don't be silly.

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Aw man! Get well soon Kenny!!!

Source here.

#i hope it's minor #poor guy #kenny omega #wtf i like wrestling now??? #aew #adding to mention that speculation is unnecessary just wish him well and he'll share if he wants

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Matt in that fucking outfit wearing Eddie's baseball cap backwards is a direct attack on my fucking soul.

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I need someone else also watching Smackdown to assure me I'm not having a waking nightmare or a hallucination based on whatever the fuck I'm watching the Rock do right now.

#wtf i like wrestling now??? #in which sara liveblogs #i am #i am baffled

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I think BCC and the Elite should join forces simply because Bryan and the Bucks do fines and that could be very funny.

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I wonder if Hangman started saying, "I ate him alive" and then midway switched to "I kicked his ass" and had one of those moments I have all the time where I blend two phrases at once, so he went "I ate his ass alive" and implied he rimmed Mox on live television and sent us all into a frenzy.

#It happens to me all the time #I went to say 'see you later kiddo' and changed it to 'go to class' midway #And I said 'see your classo' #Hangman Adam Page #anxious millennial dreamboat #wtf i like wrestling now??? #100 notes #somehow????

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Mox is "dad at his kids sports game in the rain" windbreaker on top, "horny motherfucker trying to get railed by a stranger at the bar" skinny jeans on the bottom.

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Us 3 weeks ago: God I wish we could quit it with the Golden Jets thing.

December 15th: NOT LIKE THAT!!!

December 27th: NOT LIKE THAT!!!!

December 29th: NOT LE SEX GODS!!!

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Say anything you want about Hangman Adam Page, but he's provided us with some of the best one liners of all time

New year, new me, dumbass

I'm gonna knock his dick in the dirt!

I ate his ass alive!

As a self professed occasional dumbass

I'm angry, I'm frustrated, I can't sleep at night, I'm anxious, I'm depressed, the medicine is not working but I am still here

#And those are just the ones I can think of off the top of my head #Feel free to add with reblogs #wtf i like wrestling now??? #in which sara liveblogs #anxious millennial dreamboat

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Daniel Garcia, doing what millions want to do: Face fucking a Buck.

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I hope Matt and Ang are doing a really good job of co-parenting to help Danny understand that this new baby will not replace him and that the love in their hearts will grow, not be divided.

#in all seriousness I love babies and I'm so excited for them #wtf i like wrestling now??? #aew

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"Those are the guys that the Young Bucks named on their YouTube show."

Damn.

#wtf i like wrestling now??? #in which sara liveblogs #I mean they aren't wrong though

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Well mark me down as scared and yeehawrny.

#i am #unwell #blood cw #wtf i like wrestling now??? #aew #swerve strickland #Like okay but BOTH OF THEM???? #DID THEY GET DINNER AND SAY 'WHAT CAN OUT MOXLEY THE HANGMAN/MOX MATCH' #BAFFLING AND SEXY OF THEM I LOVE IT #anxious millennial dreamboat #Hangman Adam Page

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MoxYuta, an afternoon of windowshopping that may lead to feelings realized

Window Shopping

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Featuring autistic!Mox

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“I don’t know,” Yuta says, sighing. “I think Claudio’s going to judge us if we pick the wrong quality of clothes or whatever.” Mox watches as Yuta tugs gently at the fabric, running it between his fingers.

“We’re scoping it out,” Mox suggests. “They wouldn’t actually plan on us picking the jackets, right? Claudio’s too anal for that.”

Yuta snorts. “I can’t believe you just said ‘anal’ when we’re in a,” he looks around. “What’s the name of this store again?”

“Something stupid,” Mox says, shrugging. He yanks at a jacket and flinches. “Don’t know what the shit is, but I hate it."

"Microfiber," Yuta says. He looks at the tag. “Yup. You hate microfiber.”

Mox blinks. “I do?”

Yuta nods. “One of the shirts Bryan got us is microfiber and you always look like you’re bare ass in sand when he makes you wear it. It’s why I convinced Willow to make us those new ones for when we’re training.”

Yuta continues testing new fabrics, design, styles, but Mox doesn’t process any of it. He’s too busy grappling with the realization that Yuta pays attention, notices things about Mox that Mox himself never even knew.

He reflects, as they walk into Lululemon, how Yuta’s been all day. He only offers certain fabrics for Mox to try, watches Mox’s reaction carefully. When they went to the food court, he offered to wait in line while Mox found the table. Yuta drove and parked in a spot far enough away that they wouldn’t be sitting in traffic for too long.

He blinks and sees Yuta holding up two styles of jacket.

“Neither?” he asks.

“No, it’s not that,” Mox says, and then he starts talking because he can even think about it. “Think I realized I’m in love with you, because you, like, watch me, and I think that’s probably weird to notice in a lemon store or wherever the fuck we are, but I thought you should know the reason I’ve been staring like a fuckin’ weirdo for the past few minutes. So if you’re not cool with that, you gotta tell me.” Mox stops. “I like that one, though.” He reaches out and punches the middle of the one without the hood, yanks at the collar. “Looks cooler that way.”

Yuta blinks at him. “Jesus fucking Christ.” He tosses both of the jackets over the rack and steps into Mox’s space, grabbing either side of his face and kissing him with more surety than Mox had seen with him out of the ring.

He forgets to respond, in such shock, and Yuta steps back.

“You’re so fucking stupid,” Yuta says fondly. He takes a photo of the hoodless jacket’s tag, fixes both jackets back onto the shelf and wraps an arm around Mox’s waist. “I need to get you in a car before you say something even more dense and I have to blow you in front of Cinnabon.”

“That on the table?”

“Get your ass to the fucking car so we can get back to my house,” Yuta says, and Mox could almost call that a leer, if he was certain he knew what the fuck a leer looked like, “and you can find out what’s on the table.”

#sarahcakes613 #wtf i like wrestling now??? #in which sara writes #MoxYuta #Helpppppp I love them #madly in love with leather daddy jon moxley

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Okay so if Jericho is the Socrates who has the hemlock tea?

#for legal reasons this is a very nerdy history joke #wtf i like wrestling now??? #in which sara liveblogs

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ANYBODY WANNA HEAR HOW I AS A SPECIAL EDUCATION TEACHER WITH A NON-ABA BACKGROUND IN BEHAVIOR SUPPORT VIEWED THAT CLIP

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