#a perry the platypus onesie!!!

[matrivers]

i love pajama day because you get to see what kinda funky things people own

you own mean girls pajama pants? cool as fuck

you own a cow onesie? you’re the coolest person i’ve ever met

you own perry the platypus slippers? where did you get them, i need them

people are so interesting.

and all that from just looking around on pajama day

people are awesome

#pajamas #pajama day #i am the cool person who owns mean girls pajama pants btw #onesie #perry the platypus #humanity appreciation post #appreciation #people are so cool

[misirex-the-necromancer]

So I'm trying to make obey me in pokemon onesies

MFER LOOKS LIKE PERRY THE PLATYPUS

#obey me #obey me mammon #obey me sketches #Wip #a platypus? #MAMMON THE PLATYPUS???

[hwljpg]

Um uh um I think I am getting a Perry the Platypus onesie for Halloween unsure

Anyways trick of treat!

because of your pfp i just always imagined i was interacting with a duck

a perry onesie would b rlly cute! i have a cookie monster one :o]

#my first inbox trick or treat! #ty my fav moot

[amateur-air-guitarist]

if you get this, answer w/ three random facts about yourself and send it to the last seven blogs in your notifs. anon or not, doesn’t matter, let’s get to know the person behind the blog! <3

Cool thx! I’m really trying to think deep about facts about me because of all of these asks lol

1. I own two posters of “The Kramer” because one isn’t enough.

2. When I’m trying to calm down for sleep, I take deep breaths and imagine a little surfer dude surfing on the breaths. Idk if it helps but it’s fun lol

3. I was Perry the platypus for halloween (it was a comfy onesie)

[white-whaale]

Thought the woman walked up next to me and sat down was wearing a gorgeous teal burqa. Turns out it was just a guy in a perry the platypus onesie

[hammy-fan]

man: “babe i wanna spice up our sex life. let’s do some roleplay!”

other man (theyre gay): “give me a sec” *leaves*

*comes back wearing a perry the platypus onesie.* “gddggdggddggddgdgd”

[pinkplatiploo]

What if I wore my Perry the Platypus onesie to school in 85 degree heat. What if

#I’m going to wear a Halloween tee shirt and shorts underneath so I can not die this afternoon #pink thinks

[toontails]

OK OK I NEED EVERYONES THOUGHTS ON THIS LIFE CHANGING DESCISION

Should i get a Perry The Platypus onesie

Hell yes

#toon quest

[moved-please-leave-me-alone]

The nature of reality is that sometimes you just gotta. Set aside a Sunday to just. Get high. Play Plants Vs Zombies and Papa’s Burgeria. In a Perry the Platypus onesie. Sleep until noon. Watch Phineas and Ferb. Browse tumblr. This is how you healthily microdose heaven.

#jimmy.txt

[deityofhearts]

I just went to scare someone in the hall and got scared by them instead because they were wearing a perry the platypus onesie

#deity dialogue

[hanymelon]

Onesies!!!

#obey me #obey me mammon #obey me lucifer #obey me mc #mammon #lucifer #mira #the onesies are so cute!!! #i love luci's butt wings #i am very not okay with all the hard material they have on tho #wanna cuddle and not be poked by metal thanks!!! #anyway #put mira in a platypus onesie!! heheh #a perry the platypus onesie!!! #i want one #i feel like these would be good as keychains or stickers or smth lol #ok its late goodnight!! #hany art

[catawampuscorner]

A platypus?

HOWZER the platypus!?

Perry and Howzer are both teal, but their similarities go beyond the surface! For example:

-They both have more than just mad skill

-They both have a beaver tail and/or a bill, and

-The women swoon whenever they hear them say, "I will not abandon my squad. They're good men. I have to try to get through to them."

(Fun fact that's what Perry's "grghrhrhgh" noise means.)

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Baby clones in animal onesies are available as stickers, buttons, and other fun things on Redbubble!

More baby clones in animal onesies here

#baby baja blast captain #howzer my beloved #i refuse to believe that anything bad will ever happen to you #cat art #baby clones #baby clones in animal onesies #howzer #captain howzer #clone captain howzer #star wars #the clone wars #the bad batch #tcw #tbb #disney #phineas and ferb #phineas & ferb #p&f #perry the platypus

[dystopiax]

honestly this looks nicer with a white background

#no i am NOT brianrotting #yes it IS a perry the platypus onesie thingy???? coat?? jacket?? i dont know the names #[.art] #[.sketch] #{/dystopia}

[local-dragon-haunt]

Can you please draw 9 yr old Perry in a platypus onesie? (Maybe like the one Milo has in MML?)

Ask and ye shall receive!

#human!perry the platypus #human!perry #perry the platypus #Perry the human #phineas and ferb #pnf #fanart #my art #ask

[souperbulous]

kurapika x monoma x shinsou

a/n: don't bash kay?!?!??!?!?!?!?!? i worked so hard on this!!!!! they were MADE for each other!! 😤 ( for context fushi is my bff and i wrote this fic for him 🤤 he did not like it that much but that's okay )

they were both blonde. they were both gay.

"kurapika can i kiss you 😳" monoma asked in a hushed tone so his bf shinsou wouldnt hear

"oh yeah sure lol"

monoma kissed kurapika, but then kurapika died. the end.

sike. Kurapika didn't actually die. that was just a cloan that twice had made of kurapika to trick monoma.

"you fiend! you scallywag!" monoma yelled. twice laughed

"your mom called me the same thing in bed last night," twice said with a smirk

twice then ran away and monoma followed him so he could find kurapika

the league of villains had kidnapped kurapika! monoma could see him tied to a chair. monoma picked him up, and shigaraki saw him

"ugh, monoma, kurapika is mine!~"

monoma ran away, and shigaraki was too slow to catch up with him. monoma brought kurapika to the beach and set him in the sand. "are you okay babycakes?"

"oh yeah im fine haha except he actually stabbed me"

monoma could now see kurapika was bleeding. he ripped off his shirt, revealing his rippling muscles, and tied it around the wound. he gave kurapika a kiss

"okay you're better now"

"monoma, baby, i think im pregnant!" kurapika said, fainting and then waking back up

"how the fuck are you pregnant that's not how it works"

"oh right"

"soup please stop writing about monoma x kurapika!!!" fushi pleaded

kurapika cried and monoma punched fushi

"never say that again. we are in love REAL!"

fushi died.

"hey soup why did the chicken cross the road?" kurapika asked

"die" soup said

soup tried to shoot monoma, but monoma caught the bullet and threw it in the trash. soup then left because they got bored of this shit

"hey monoma can we go do pilates together??" kurapika asked

"no we cant i hate pilates and i hate you we're breaking up!"

kurapika kissed monoma and monoma blushed so hard "no baby youre not breaking up with me i wont let you i love you"

"O//O i-i love you too babe"

kurapika and monoma were holding hands. naruto approached them, scoffing

"ewww gay-"

monoma pulled out a shotgun and killed naruto

monoma: hey baby gworl

kurapika: hello

monoma: wanna be my discord kitten?? my lil meow meow?

kurapika: k

monoma: okay meet me at mcdonalds

kurapika: okay

kurapika: hi im here at the mcdonalds

monoma: why are you texting me were literally an inch away from each other

kurapika: idk

kurapika is offline

monoma is offline

kurapika was wearing a nice white wedding dress because he slays yass kween

"do you want to marry monoma?" levi ackerman asked

"yes, i do-"

they went to kiss but fushi showed up again and killed everyone. the end.

two years after the wedding

kurapika punched monoma "you're stupid and useless why did i marry a blonde like you ugh i like redheads"

kurapika divorced monoma and took all his money

out of anger monoma dyed his hair red and instantly regretted it

shinsou shows up while monoma is crying

shinsou hugs monoma "hey it's okay even though we broke up like two year ago are you okay"

"n-no"

"okay i help you"

shinsou invited monoma over to his house for a sleepover

monoma is wearing a really cute perry the platypus onesie

"uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh you're really cute m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-monoma," shinsou stuttered his face is all blushy

"oh thanks"

shinsou makes them both hot chocolate and they watch barbie fairytopia mermadia

when monoma woke up he was laying in shinsou's lap

had he fallen asleep on shinsou?!!?!?

he blush

shinsou wake up

"o-o-oh m-m-mo-o-on-n-a-a-m-ma, you fell asleep on me," shinsou said in a super manly and sexy voice

monoma kissed him. he was just so manly he couldnt resist!

shinsou kissed back

there was a knock on the door and Shinsou answered the Door.

"KURAPIKA WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE YOU BITCH!" Monoma yelled, he fainted

Shinsou used his quirk to kill kurapika he said "die" and kurapika died

he picked up monoma and gae him lots of kisses "its okay babe its okay"

they now in squid game

monoma gets shot in red light green light!!!!! rip

except monoma isnt actually dead he is the leader of the squid game

however shinsou doesnt know that so he cries :,(

then monoma has to kill shinsou for views on tikTok. the end.... unless?

#monoma neito #monoma angst #monoma fluff #bnha #shinsou #mha #boku no hero academia #kurapika #kurap1ka #hunter x hunter #hxh #shinsou x monoma #shinso hitoshi #hitoshi shinso #shinsou hitoshi #monoma x kurapika #kurapika x monoma #kurapika x monoma x shinsou #kurapika angst #hitoshi x neito