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guys we’ve come full circle: people are posting tumblr screenshots ON TUMBLR

#mat rambles

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Your secret is safe with me (i dissociated mid sentence and didn’t hear a thing you said)

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why is half of youtube filled with 47 minute long videos that look like this

#because they’re great #let me live

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#i’m a vampire actually #/j

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If he’s your man why does his leitmotif harmonize with mine?

#mat rambles #leitmotif #shitpost #is this how leitmotifs work?

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oh fuck this is a really good hill i gotta die on this

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Top-Tier Villain Motivations

They will be safe. It doesn't matter who else or what else burns as long as They will be safe.

I will be safe. The hunger and the cold will never touch me again.

Fuck any bitch who's prettier(/cooler/better-liked/better at making dumplings) than me.

Yes, Master

Love me. Love me. Love me. Love me. LOVE ME!

I know the terrible things these so-called "heroes" will do if I don't stop them (<- is absolutely wrong)

I don't want a better future, I want a better past!

No other way to get performance art funded these days

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#REAL #food #mediterranean #mediterranean diet

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Oh, you think you're safe now?

Nothing can deliver you from these paws!

#*boop* *boop* *boop* *boop* *boop* #gif #gifset

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Guys let’s see if i can have 100 posts in my queue

#mat rambles #i put this in my queue

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ive forgotten the origin of "she blank on my blank til i blank" and i dont even begin to know how to look it up

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As Consciousness is Harnessed to Flesh, Susan Sontag.

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government is trying to ban tiktok meanwhile millions of poor and disabled americans are about to completely lose their internet access at the end of april because congress wont renew funding for the affordable connectivity program

hell fucking world

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Happy April Fools 2024

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i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:

1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.

2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.

60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.