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#Walburga Black
lexithwrites · 2 days
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The Monica and Ross fight but it’s Sirius and Regulus:
Regulus: Dad, that wasn’t Uncle Alphard that stole your money, it was Sirius.
Sirius: Bella didn’t steal from the the wine cabinet, Regulus did.
Regulus: Sirius hasn’t had a job for a year!
Sirius: REGULUS AND JAMES ARE LIVING TOGETHER!
James: …
Regulus: Sirius got married to Remus and then got divorced…AGAIN
Walburga: …
Orion: …
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wolvesandshine · 14 hours
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Okay okay listen we all know that regulus was the “good kid” - the one who never spoke up, the one who took punishment with no argument, the one who always kept his head down and did what he was told to survive in that house
But listen the thing about these good kids is that they have a limit. And when they finally finally reach it they fucking snap. You thought Sirius was bad? Oh Regulus is just getting started. He kills his dad. Poisons his mom and gifts her with a long slow and painful death. Figures the dark lords horcruxes and kills one of them - all while writing a fuck you letter to him to remind him he was bested by a 17 year old.
After all it’s always the silent ones you need to watch out for
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altinaii · 1 day
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the person is like, "I'm mentally balanced," and then they tell me about their favorite headcannons about the Black family
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Guys I just finished Yeah my boyfriends pretty cool (but not as cool as me) by @paintmegrey and I CANT. I genuinely laughed and cried at the same time. It is 2 am and I am crying and I said “I’ll read one chapter” 20 times even tho I know I have to get up at 9 tomorrow and have a busy day. Hear me out tho, everyone needs to go read it because it’s literally the best thing ever. Like regulus’ character development is insane and I just❤️😍❤️😍❤️😍 and walburga black can go kill herself
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that-bitch-kat3 · 7 months
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walburga: you’re not good enough for my son
remus: you’re not good enough for your son
walburga: excuse me?
remus: you heard me.
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not-rab · 7 months
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Sirius: I don’t think I can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.
Regulus: *cracks knuckles* Manslaughter it is.
Sirius: What- no!
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guhmshuda · 3 months
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Walburga: You’re not good enough for my son
Remus: you’re not good enough for your son.
Walburga: …
Remus:
Walburga: …
Remus: I did not stutter.
*meanwhile*
Walburga: you are not good enough for my son.
James: *pulls out his guitar*
James: *breaks into RUDE by MAGIC!*
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arliedraws · 6 months
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"I don't like being back here. I never thought I'd be stuck in this house again."
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doodlemcjazzhands · 6 days
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regulusblqck123 · 6 days
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Regulus: why do I love mother gothel even tho she reminds me of my own mother?
James: maybe she’s a better person?
Regulus: she really isn’t.
James: idk why then.
Sirius: gothel actually loves her child unlike our mother.
Regulus: THATS WHY.
James: from now on me and Remus are your parents.
Remus: I didn’t sign up for this!
James: becoming friends with us you’ve been signed up to this since day one.
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garlicbreadfanatic · 1 year
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Walburga Black: You are not good enough for my son, and I don't want you around him. End. Of. Story.
James: *at the door with a guitar* so why don't you give me one more-
*door is slammed in his face*
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binvibin · 2 months
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regulus genuinely loving his parents in fics breaks my heart. all he could do was hope that they’d love him back if he tried hard enough
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wolvesandshine · 3 months
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When Sirius is comfortable around someone he becomes silent - preferring to exist in his own thoughts and just relax for a bit. When Regulus is comfortable around someone he never shuts up - he loves talking about anything and everything in between
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ilovejegulus · 9 months
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Sirius *I think your house is haunted,Your dad is always mad and that must be why*Black
James* I think you should come live with me and we can be pirates then you won't have to cry or hide in the closet* Potter
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rewritingcanon · 2 months
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hot take (maybe?) but sirius was walburga’s fav child because he was the most like her at his worst
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sophsicle · 9 months
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"I can't keep doing this."
"Doing what, Sirius?" "Apologizing for being...born. I'm tired. It's exhausting."
There's a pause, his mother's face unreadable.
"There's no need to apologize for being born, your birth was perfect," she says matter of fact. Sirius blinks, surprised, opening his mouth when: "It's your life you ought to be sorry for."
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