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#Tom Brady is the GOAT
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McNabb didn't "choke" in the Superbowl. And give Andy a break about mismanaging the clock when he did everything else he possibly could to coach the Avengers into nearly defeating Thanos without any deus ex machina bull shit.
Just pure gumption and genius coaching. But nothing beats Brady and Bellichek when Gronk and Brady are in sync. Even as a fucking AARP member with the fucking Tampa Bay Rays he's still formidable and a regular contender for the Superbowl today.
In the 90's The trio was an unstoppable force that just plowed up and down the field and every possession ended in a TD.
The 2004 Eagles kept up with Brady.
And that hall of fame defense fucked him up like the spirit of Reggie White possessed them. They made him cry and throw a tantrum and got dirt on his uniform. And turf in his face mask. Hitting and hurrying Brady almost every down against the very best offensive line money and guaranteed Superbowl rings can buy.
And fucking Brady just got even better.
And yet. And yet with Terrell Owens on a broken leg playing half speed yet doing outrageous plays and a nervous McNabb playing extremely competently using his legs and working well with Westbrook doing his magic and Owens showboating, Andy Reid almost did it. He almost got his offense to keep up with Brady and slow Brady down enough to give Donovan a chance to win.
But McNab let the pressure get to him at the end and stopped having fun. And began to hesitate and second guess instead of just instinctively having fun and playing at his usual superhuman level.
He just got nervous. Probably for the first time in his life. A real chance to beat Brady! And win the Superbowl for Philly at last! With his favorite teammates and coach Andy Reid! (Andy Reid is what Joe Paterno pretended to be.)
Donovan McNabb got nervous because only Tom Brady wouldn't get nervous at the thought of facing Brady let alone hoping to beat him in the Superbowl when he was playing top of his game. So Donovan "choked" and made some shit plays at the end there. But up till then he had danced up and down the field vs the Patriots defense and kept up with Brady blow for blow. McNabb was beautiful that day.
Andy Reid was on his game too and against all odds almost lead the Avengers to victory against Brady.
But Brady and Bellicheck with Gronk on his game is absolutely invincible. Just an unstoppable force where you are hoping for a failed 1st down run and and short second to make for a long third and then some kind of miracle stop or on third and long. The best defense was to try and draw fouls. Because you can't stop the guy. You just have to slow him down and hope for one or pray for two bad throws this 3rd down.
Like, third and thirty five was difficult but doable most possessions.
Eagles actually hit that smug father fucker a whole bunch on his way up and down the field. It didn't stop him. But it was hella fun to watch as my team almost beat Brady in his prime, but nothing could ever beat Brady in his prime. Even on his bad days he was nothing short of perfect and intelligent and creative and instinctual that borders on godlike.
I hate his guts and I just don't know why. He seems hella nice. He's too good looking and dates a model but good for him on all of that. I'm happy to see decent guys win the lottery. But I still don't like him. Such is life. I wish him well in everything but football. Get sacked Brady.
But yeah, no body, no matter how well prepared, trained and superhuman can be perfect for the entire Superbowl. You are going to lose some possessions without having scored.
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The Eagles were a true Super Bowl team. Any other decade they would have won any Super Bowl against any team outside of the 2000's Patriots. They made every offensive line in the NFL look silly and picked off future hall of famers every other down.
The Lombardi Trophy belonged to Brady back then. Pure and simple. It was just who is going to lose spectacularly in the Super Bowl after playing big fish in a small pond till now.
Eagles almost beat Brady in his prime, but nothing can keep up with a demigod.
I submit that the 2004 Eagles were a feat of genius by Andy
He was able to cobble together a really good team around his star QB and other key players who are all hall of famers now. And I don't know how he snatched up Owens. Owens was amazing. He just had a big mouth and was a showboat. He backed up every boast too and made the greatest future hall of famer DBs miss every single time. And everyone loved it. Except the fucking racist NFL.
Andy managed to cobble together this amazing 2004 Eagles team and got them working together even though they didn't like each other at first and help them run together so well that he almost took this army of reject NFL superheroes up against Thanos and won.
He had a Lawful Good Deadpool instead of Captain America leading the charge. And Neutral Good Don't Give A Fuck Decent Guy Deadpool With a sharpie up his sleeve carving up the captains of Thanos. And Mysteriously unknown preternatural undersized Black Panther Westbrook conducting acrobatic feats y'all wouldn't believe today. Even still that man's shit was like watching Black Panther dance around dealing broken ankles and first downs out of third and long every time McNabb got in trouble.
Even the Avengers can't beat 2000s Brady.
Give McNabb and Andy Reid their due respect. They almost did the impossible together. Don't give them such trash about minor little lapses in perfection. You aren't the God of Noah.
You are an Eagles Fan! And you cheered through fucking Buddy Ryan's bullshit. Andy Reid and McNabb almost took down Brady in his prime! You should celebrate that team!
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mikegesicki · 8 months
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Thank you, Tom ❤️ (x).
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the-football-chick · 8 months
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IG: nfl
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blastofsports · 1 year
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My guy!! Tom Brady.
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ocandrew1 · 10 months
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Great Twitter Posts of my favorite athletes, past and present. Do you recognize them all?
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tracksidequeen · 2 years
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📷 Mercedesamgf1: The Boss. 🤜🤛 Brady.
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mansorus · 2 years
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TB12 🎯
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tattoorue · 1 year
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backroad-song · 2 years
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timmurleyart · 2 years
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The touchdown. 🏈
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zoease1 · 1 year
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With the small amounts I invested I put it 💵💲 some of every where didn't want all the eggs 💵 in one basket 🧺 so far i'm good😊 but this fuck face Sam Bankman fried character need to be taught to not fuck over people's hard earned money for real
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the-football-chick · 2 years
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When two 🐐 meet at the Kentucky Derby
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tampatom12 · 8 months
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Tom actually did yell at his OLine to “Wake the fuck up!” in a 2020 Bears game when he kept getting sacked (he’s very passionate when he thinks people aren’t doing their jobs).
I called you Eddie because your other username is youngeditor1999 and I wasn’t sure what you’d like to be called. I thought the nickname was p cute tho
I found the clip of this moment!!
My man was not happy. 😤🤬
I love how everybody knows what he said, despite Fox blurring out the exact words. 🤭🤗💯🌟🔥💖
One of the things I have always loved about Tom is seeing him get hyped, fired up, and yelling at his teammates when he feels that they aren't playing their best!!
Back when I was in junior high and high school and didn't like him, I still found him to be entertaining on the sidelines when he would do things like that to his fellow Patriots.
Like, yeah, he yelled at them, but they usually seemed to understand why and went on to fix/improve their performances from there on out!!
Also, 2020 Tom is so special to me, as that is the first year that he spent with the Bucs. 🥰🤩😎💞
For those that might not know:
After he and the Bucs ended up going to the Super Bowl for that season, that's when I started paying more attention to him and Rob, eventually becoming the obsessed fan that I am today!!
Anyway, seeing Tom yell at his teammates was great and proves how he deeply cared about and truly believed in them. 🥺😭🤧💪🏻💥💗
Ultimately, for me, that's why he's the GOAT--because he loved, admired and cared SO MUCH about all of his teammates!!! He really just wanted to see them be the best that he knew they could be and was there to support all of them as they achieved their goals together. He is very much a man of the people and wanted everybody to be positive and suceed.
One that note, one of my all-time favorite videos of him is this one, where he's speaking at the Buc's ring ceremony.
I highly reccomend that everybody go watch this for themselves!!! It's Tom at his very best. 🥰💯🌟🔥 The way that he gives compliments and shoutouts to his teammates and the coaches is chef's kiss. I find this speech/video to be all around excellent content!! 🌠😊
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Now, on a personal note...!!
Now that I know the true reasoning behind why you decided to call me Eddie, I have to say that that's pretty sweet and defintley cute a.f.❣❣🕊🌺🌻🌼☺
While I at first was confused about it and thought that it was odd, now I appreciate the thought and creativity that went into it (as silly as that might sound because it is just a goofy little nickname that you probably made up on the fly!)!! 🤩💯🔥💞
My actual first name is Rachel, but you-or anyone else for that matter!-can call me Eddie anytime. 🙂😘🤗🥰
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In closing, thank you for sending me this message!!!
It was a nice thing to wake up to today. 😊🌥⛅🌞💓☮
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tracksidequeen · 2 years
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ahihistyle · 9 months
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Tom Brady Goat Super Bowl Champions Thank You For The Memories T Shirt
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