#THAT WAS HOT LMAO

[suzufield]

first! career! fight!

#THAT WAS HOT LMAO #habs lb #juraj slafkovský #canadiens #nhl

[average-hua-cheng-fan]

#tbh after thinking about it i would probably be a side character #but on account of the butchness i might get assigned Hot by a small corner of the fandom #i speak #poll #lmao

[beanghostprincess]

I think we don't appreciate pre-ts Usopp because people keep thinking with their dicks. I know his boobs are awesome after the time skip, but look at this silly little guy. Love of my life.

#also usopp has always been hot i don't trust people who only like post ts usopp #i'm in my usopp era i am so not getting out of here lmao #but seriously i love him #one piece #usopp

[trellanyx]

You’ve really gotta hand it to Brennan because Bobby Dawn had what, 3 lines between the end of this ep and the preview?

And EVERYONE wants this motherfucker dead already.

You know you’ve mastered the Southern Evangelist voice when just a single sentence makes me feel like nails are dragging down the chalkboard of my soul.

#dimension 20 #d20 fantasy high #fhjy #fantasy high #spoilers #it was the perfect combination of patronizing and infuriating #like slime dripping down your ear canal #like hot coals in your chest #i want him dead guys lmao

[knifearo]

being aromantic is like. hey btw you're going to live a life that is the culmination of most of society's worst nightmares. sorry lol ✌️ but then you turn around and take a really good hard look at it and it turns out that living in that nightmare is fucking awesome and you get to wake up every day and take that fear that other people have and laugh and hold it close until it's a great joy for you instead. and being happy is a radical act that you define instead of someone else. and you're sexy as fuck that's just a fact of life i don't make the rules on that one

#aromantic people are just sexy i'm not making the decisions here it's just facts #course ur hot as fuck. it came free with the aromanticism #being sexy is just default settings for aromantic people 👍 #hope this all helps. anyway i'm on my 'i hope i die alone <3 i can't wait to die alone <3' kick rn #i think the existential fear that people have of Not Partnering specifically is so. well. #obviously that shit is strong and it is SO awesome to be free of it. #realizing you're aro and you don't Want a partner can be such a hit to the solar plexus #cause society says that's the only thing that'll make you happy. so either you go without that thing or you force yourself #into doing something you don't want which would make you unhappy anyway. #so you think it's a lose lose situation and you have to come to terms with what amatonormativity presents as the worst possible situation #but then! whoa! turns out personhood is inherently valuable in and of itself and romantic partnering is just a construct! #and that nightmare is now your life to do with as you please... define as you will... structure as you want... #best case scenario. is what i'm saying. #every day i wake up ready to spit all that amatonormative rhetoric back in life's teeth by being alone and being happy #and it's so fucking satisfying. every day. #fucking JUBILANT being by myself. and i love being a living breathing 'fuck you' to the romantic system #you need a partner to be happy? oh that's sooo fucking crazy guess i'll go be miserable then. in my perfect fucking dream life lmao #yeah obviously it's the worst possible outcome on earth to die without a partner. so terrible. can't wait for it :) #aromantic #aromanticism #aro positivity #aroace #arospec #sorry to bitches who are sad about not having a partner. i could not give a fuck though get better soon #you couldn't EVER pay me enough to go back to a mindset in which my inherent value wasn't enough by myself. #FUCK that shit. absolutely miserable and a bad life outlook in general. like genuinely do the work w/ amatonormativity and get better #life is something that can be so fulfilling whether someone wants to kiss you or whatever or not #i'm on antidepressants and i have people i care deeply about. what the fuck would i need a partner for lmao

[altarwaiting]

via spotify

#tswiftedit #taylorswiftedit #tswiftgif #tswiftgifs #tsedit #candy swift #the tortured poets department #ttpd #taylor swift #* #using my hot spot to post this lmao let me see if i can fix the wifi :/

[snarkspawn]

heeeeyho 💖

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #karlach #tiefling #barbarian #dnd #stuff and things #userpharawee #it was 30 degrees these past few days which is entirely too hot for me so I was inspired to draw her lmao #I was going to add a background too but oUGH #this cost me too much sweat already

[inkskinned]

my 10 yr high school reunion is coming up in november. does anyone wanna be my fake gf for it. i was super bullied in high school but i'm hot now so i obviously am only going to do lying, crime, and theft.

pros: - you can design your own character. i love improv games and will go along with whatever bit you desire - there's an open bar - you don't know any of these people and i don't care about any of these people, which is the closest either of us will ever get to diplomatic immunity. all bets are off. go hog wild

cons: - im devastatingly pretty & funny & charming and you will fall in love with me - some of the adults present will be business majors. i cannot do anything about that im sorry. - it is a high school reunion, which is the closest either of us will ever get to a nuclear waste site

#i live in boston and this is a real thing #i am actually asking for #drop a line #@ people who are like BUT ARE YOU HOT? #yeah.... . i am #lmao #maybe i'll make a post on my writing insta soon just to update others on the hot situation #every so often im like #im just gonna turn from poetry into thirst traps :x #me: all persons over 27 who are feelin evil TONITE come DO IT WITH ME

[painted-bees]

she came to me in a dream

#it's been a hot moment since I drew a graffiti in splatoon lmaooo. #splatoon #splatoon 3 #harmony #side order #drawing on a switch with the dpad and A+B buttons yeehawww lmao these always take like 3 fuckin hrs #where do all the other kids find the time???

[yeapples]

can we pls normalize not having a visually pleasing farm.... pls..

#mine looks like a hot mess it's so embarassing LMAO #stardew valley #sdv #sdv textpost #sdv 1.6 #yeapples.txt

[tizzymcwizzy]

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! i have another marichat holiday themed piece for y'all :D (imagine this is stuffed in ur stocking or smth (along with some tiny candy canes))

#this is a direct companion to that halloween drawing and i think i like that one more than this one lmao #ANYWAY THEY CUTE #HES GOT A MISTLETOE HEADBAND #even if you dont celebrate christmas i hope you have a good holiday season #it can be tough this time of year :') #merry christmas #christmas #ml #mlb #miraculous #miraculous ladybug #chat noir #marinette dupain cheng #marichat #my art #mistletoe #not a kiss this time surprisingly bdhdjfhhhfja #happy holidays #i want hot cocoa but its 3 am so i will go to bed

[yomeiu]

for @originalartblog's draw this in your outfit challenge. i added some personal belongings that were close to me while i drew this. anyway this was fun!

#why did i have to wear the corniest shit when seeing this i have better outfits i swear #okay so the left is what i wear underneath the onesie (when i get cold. i keep fluctuating between hot and cold lmao) #dazais like get me the hale out of here NNOW #i own the bunny slippers but i dont wear them cause i like my toes out </3 #dazai osamu #not my proudest moment

[huanghying]

Modern AU where Zoro is the barista and gets tortured by customer service

#hui art #hui op art #roronoa zoro #one piece zoro #sanji #one piece sanji #zosan #inspired by irl events lmao #my partner had a barista with a scar over the left eye and he had asked him if he wanted ice in his hot chocolate #thinking of you one eyed man #one piece #opfanart

[eurydia]

(meme)

#bg3 #bg3fanart #baldurs gate 3 #raphael the cambion #haarlep #bg3 raphael #haarlep x raphael #raphael x haarlep #it is a gorgeous painting i don't blame him - artist is: Jane Katsubo #anyone else try to steal one or just me hehe #my bestie called him a “hot cheeto” and I can't unsee it lmao #1k

[saphushia]

every damn time i forget how good msp is then i open it and enter a haze for 3 hours having the absolute time of my life

#art #dndverse utdr #dndverse #tobi the tiefling #sylsariph #kinda. lmao #theres no context or greater meaning for this one i just opened msp and drew whatever i could think of #which turned out to be hot knife reflection #oc #ms paint

[phoenixcatch7]

Lmao I'd love to see a fic where batman like. Doesn't talk at all. He just 'hn' and 'hrm's his way through the story like a Minecraft villager. All the bat kids understand him perfectly.

I actually know people irl who can do this, and I've done it myself during bad migraines, it's practically a second language, so I know it's totally possible to have full conversations between two speakers XD!

It'd be another degree of separation between Brucie Wayne, the ditzy, breathy playboy and batman, who used up all his vocal spoons for the day and now communicates solely through unintelligible grunts and sharp hand gestures when he doesn't need to talk to strangers.

Unfortunately, the best way to learn grunt speak is the same way most languages are learned, and there's no written word (outside of emoji, of course): immersion. And the justice league are no longer considered strangers.

This leads to:

Hal: which way do we go, spooky? Where's the tracker pointing?

B: *grunt*

Hal: what?

B: *insistent grunt*

Hal:..... Can we point?

B: *dour look* *slowly raises arm to point left down the street* *sharp, insistent grunt*

Hal, dryly: don't strain yourself.

-

Damian: greyson. I am calling because father has had an injury and is bed bound for tonight, however Alfred is downstairs and the rest are still on patrol. I am still in the early stages of learning father's intonations. Please translate.

Nightwing, eldest, regularly called for exactly this reason by just about everyone Bruce has ever spoken with since he was a kid, ranging from arkham guards to jl members: *heavy sigh* put him on.

Bruce: hrng...

Nightwing: He's telling you to close the curtains and keep the noise down, he's got a headache.

Damian, over the sound of footsteps and fabric rustling: it truly is just like another language.

N: nah, it's a lot of probability. I've known b for years, I can guess pretty well. There's a lot we can say. For example, that grunt actually carried a lot more meaning, I just trimmed it down.

Damian: truly?

N: yup! If I had to be pedantic, it actually meant 'I am in quite a lot of discomfort, the cause of which is my head, and I am struggling to manage it on my own. Please aid in my cause, my darling sons whom I love dearly -'

Damian: *muffled noise through the phone*

N: that'll be him telling us to shut up. But you can see why I asked you to close the curtains.

Damian: fascinating. I shall take this under advisement.

-

B, exhausted after a long day of board meetings as Brucie: *moody silence*

Gordon: Batman, how's it going?

B: *glower* *drawn out grunt*

Gordon: that bad, huh?

-

Supes, during a briefing: I believe it would be best if we attacked from the north, we've enough flying members to crest the mountains and ambush then that way - Batman?

B: *quiet grumble, with pointer fingers moving in semicircles*

Supes: ah, I see. You're right, we'd be too visible if the sun rose behind them*turns to see the other members standing behind him* what?

Flash, bowing at the waist, palms together over his head: teach me your ways, oh mighty bat-speaker.

#I see a lot of 'haha b grunts and rarely speaks when distracted' but I never see people actually taking it further #There's a lot of unrealistic things that happen in dc but having conversations in grunts isn't one of them!! #It's not a secret fictional human hybrid language lmao it's perfectly understandable #Once my friend told me to get an ice cream and a flask of hot water without opening their mouth once lol #Bruce can be semi verbal. As a treat. #batman #dc comics #bruce wayne #Brucie Wayne #1k #2k #?!