#SpongeBob x Reader

[indulgence-is-key]

Self absorbed

Spongebob x reader warnings: mentions of drowning, nothing too bad a/n: i wrote this without checking through the spellings, sorry if there's a mistake!

why are you reading spongebob x reader, you fucking loser💀💀💀

#pls click the thing before you mock me💀 #satire #THIS IS SATIRE #x reader #spongebob #spongebob x reader

[yandere-toons]

Your SpongeBob yandere headacanons has inspired into getting more yandere stuff and saw some ppl posting their headcanon so I wanted to post mine that are abt plankton

•I see plankton as kind of an manipulative yandere, he treats his darling like how he treats the secret formula in a way where he just constantly thinks about them, sometimes they just ignore what anyone is saying to him just to think about how he’ll win his darling’s heart with some kind of ridiculous

•And the darling would be kind of aware of this since plankton doesn’t exactly hide it.. uncomfortably aware of it

•plankton indulges in a whole lot of stalking, he mainly stalks them from the restraunt’s massive telescope or some kind of weird robot that has a camera in it, he just has the weirdest ways to make sure he can pay attention to his darling

•I think the darling probably has a lot of friends and plankton would be super jealous easily considering his hate for other people (or other fishes I guess?) and would constantly complain about them either to himself or to Karen, he usually complains about one of their friends not actually being good enough for their darling and how they don’t rlly need them all that much

•It’s kind of gone to a point where the darling hides in the krusty krab a lot since the krusty crew usually protects them especially SpongeBob and Mr krabs, which plankton isn’t exactly pleased about and sees it as krabs trying to steal their love from them considering him and krab’s history together

•I definitely don’t think squidward rlly cares all that much unlike with SpongeBob and krabs who go out of there way to make sure the reader is safe from plankton

•But still he’s very hard to escape from, He always finds a way to see you, and it’s very hard to know if he’s watching you or not, he could be in a cookie or in a Krabby patty or a bug on your shoulder who knows if he wanted to he could make a weird disguise or robot to keep tabs on you and there’s a chance you wouldn’t even know it’s there

•he also does indulge in kidnapping the reader as well, either from their home or from the krusty krab, you could be just casually be eating a krabby patty or sitting at home doing work and then out of nowhere you’re suddenly being kidnapped by a tiny green mad organism and sometimes his computer wife if she feels like actually helping

•he’s definitely a tad delusional honestly, he cannot grasp the idea of his darling not actually liking him or trying to avoid or just generally not fitting his ideal version of them in his head, And just blamed his darling not being around him on Mr krabs or any of the reader’s friends

•I definitely think in instances where plankton’s schemes work in his favor like in the SpongeBob square movie where he does genuinely take over the world he constantly keeps you by his side while being mind controlled by the hats, in-fact you we’re probably the first to be mind controlled, because you can’t exactly say no to his love when you’re being mind controlled

•he also constantly tries to impress his darling a lot mainly by flaunting his plans or showing himself off when he’s doing one of his schemes, tho telling the reader his plans usually doesn’t work out for him very well since the reader ends up telling Mr krabs ahead of time what plankton is planning today

I’m sorry if not a lot of these make a whole lot of sense I get nervous about writing sometimes and I’m mainly trying to improve a lot since English is not my first language, and also sorry for having a word choice like plankton 😭 I just really like the idea of him being a yandere considering his personality

YES! Yandere Plankton finally exists! It is a glorious day, and I thank you!

#Yandere #Yandere x You #Yandere x Reader #Yandere Imagines #Yandere Headcanons #Yandere SpongeBob SquarePants #Yandere SpongeBob #Yandere Plankton #SpongeBob x Reader #SpongeBob SquarePants x Reader #Plankton x Reader #Plankton #Sheldon J Plankton #Plankton SpongeBob #SpongeBob Plankton #SpongeBob #SpongeBob SquarePants #Imagines #Reader Insert #Gender Neutral Reader #X Reader #Yandere Writing

[ava-imagines]

Hello! I just read your introduction post and I'm rlly happy that you write for spongebob, but anyways could you maybe do a spongebob x reader who acts just like him?

As in they're always soo energetic and stuff LOL

OH MY GOD YESYESYES

Spongebob x Reader: Goofy Goobers Together! 🌊🧽

You guys are both adorable and chaotic together, depending on how different people view you

You two were friends for practically your whole life (your family were friends with Spongebob's family)

Bonus points if you're neurodivergant (you guys would stim together)

Patrick also joins in on your adventures alot, but sometimes it's just you and Spongebob

Squidward, however, hates it

He doesn't hate the fact you two are together, he's just annoyed that there's now going to be double the noise and chaos (and possibly double the chances of his house getting destroyed)

Btw, you even got a job as a server in the Krusty Krab (Squidward now hates his life even more, poor guy.)

Sleepovers at eachother's houses constantly!!

You guys either get NO sleep, or you get to sleep at like 5AM

Overall, you two are literally inseparable and are the bestest friends ever!

#spongebob #spongebob squarepants #spongebob x reader #sbsp

[maxslibrary]

Hi I heard you do stuff on nicktoons (barely see people do that so that made very happy)

Could you possibly do a spongebob X trans male reader?

[Spongebob X Trans Male!Reader Headcannons]

(This is my first time really writing anything for the ol' yellow guy so forgive me if it's a little off!)

So let's get the obvious out of the way. Spongebob is SUPER supportive of you!

He sticks by you when you're feeling gender dysphoria of any kind.

He tends to call you a "handsome man!" and all that cheesy junk honestly.

He has a lot of love languages but his main one is touch. He'll often reach his hand to hold yours at random times. He'll respect your boundaries if needed but generally speaking he's big on touch.

Something cute I can imagine him doing is that if he sees you in a binder or with top scars he calls you manly! He doesn't care what your chest looks like he's a man to you. :]

If you go and eat at the Krusty Krab he'll be distracted at his job for once. He'll lean over the window thing (I forget what it's called) and just sigh as he watches you.

Speaking of Krusty Krab! Squidward and Mr.Krabs probably know some random tidbits about you thanks to Spongebob talking about you A. LOT. In the Krusty Krab you're mainly known as "The Fry Cook's Boyfriend." very good title to have when it comes to your treatment in the establishment.

You're just on his mind often and he cares a lot about you.

Sometimes you'll get random letters in the mail from him, love letters about random things he likes about you. He notices little things about you and he loves those little things.

I can imagine when you first came out to him as Trans!Masc he instantly took to the terms that'd be applied to you.

#Spongebob #spongebon squarepants #Spongebob X Reader #X Reader #X Reader Head #Transgender #Trans #Trans Reader

[lizzysbrain]

#the hunger games #coriolanus snow smut #coriolanus snow #president snow #tom blyth #coriolanus x reader #coriolanus x you #hunger games #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #the mockingjay #spongebob

[sorrowfulrosebud]

Cont of this

*Wails profusely at the idea of reader walking in on Katsuki and baby play fighting in the nursery*

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The thick mahogany door separating your hall to your living room creaked loudly as you pushed it open before kicking off your shoes. You sigh in relief; you adored your friends, but by god could Mina and Denki talk.

“Katsuki? Keiko? I’m home my babies!” You shouted into the silence of your usually noisy home, before realising that Keiko could be down for a nap.

The delicious aromatic smell of Katsuki’s noodles filtered through the air and enticed you to your spotless kitchen. A small note was left on your kitchen island with Katsuki’s neat handwriting.

Hope you had a good time out with the losers, food’s in the fridge and Kei had his bottle. We’re probably upstairs in the nursery

- love, Ki

You smiled at his loving note, before prepping the food and tucking in.

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After the delectable dish of noodles and vegetables, you meandered your way up the stairs to the large nursery you had for Keiko. You crept the white door open slowly, before tears started pricking at your eyes.

Katsuki was laying on the floor with your chunky baby resting on his chest with a tiny Dynamight costume on. Katsuki was making Keiko punch his face, revelling in his laughter.

“What the hell?! Why is this hero so damn strong?!” He pretended to be scared as he gently manoeuvred Keiko’s tiny fists to make contact with his cheeks. Keiko was giggling away, drooly mouth flashing his proud daddy his singular tooth. Katsuki let out little “pew pew” and “whoopash” noises at every point of contact.

“No more Mr Hero! I’m too weak, don’t punch me again!” He faked groans of pain as he repeatedly made Keiko punch his cheeks, before delivering the final blow.

Katsuki slumped his head to the side as he made convincing sounds of death.

“Blehhhhggg,” he moaned as he died. Keiko laughed loudly as he tried to plunge for his daddy. Katsuki let out his own laugh as he snuggled his baby closer to him.

“This certainly looks like naptime,” you laughed out loud as Katsuki jumped.

“Uhhh. He woke up?” He offered, embarrassed you saw him admit defeat for his son. You shook your head playfully as you approached your two heroes.

You picked Keiko up as he cooed in your arms.

“You did a wonderful job of beating your daddy up, Keiko,” you nuzzled your face into his slightly pink cheeks, earning a babble.

Katsuki smiled widely at his family before groaning at the way his legs had gone numb from the assault from his son. He joined your hug, swaying the three of you softly together. Katsuki pressed small kisses to each of you as Keiko burbled away. You nuzzled your face into Katsuki’s neck, smiling when you feel him smile back.

“I missed you both today,” you murmured. Katsuki continued to smile.

“We missed you too, didn’t we little guy?” He nudged Keiko, who yawned sleepily in response. He rubbed his eyes before nestling into you, breaths slowly deepening as you gave him a gentle goodnight kiss.

“Time for a real nap now, isn’t it sweetheart?” You murmured, giving your husband a pointed look, who only let out a breathy laugh.

“Ain’t my fault he’s a damn good hero.”

#bnha x reader #bakugou x reader #bakugou fluff #bakugou x reader fluff #bakugou #domestic bakugou #just him. with his family. ISJRJRNNGNF #*spongebob voice* the gang’s all here. AUGH #Him being so soft and gentle with his baby boy I’m salivating

[pomefioredove]

I don't think we talk enough about how yuu basically doesn't exist in twisted wonderland. like they have no government documents or anything. crowley basically owns them like

malleus: if you had to choose between yuu and all the money lilia has in his pocket, which would you take?

crowley: that depends. how much money we talking about?

yuu: CROWLEY.

lilia: sixty two cents!

crowley: I'll take the money!

yuu: CROWLEY!!

#in reference to that scene from spongebob goodbye lol #twisted wonderland x reader #twst x reader #malleus draconia x reader #<- kinda #malleus #lilia #queued

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Y/N: Have you seen my underwear?

Natasha: No…

Y/N: Do you want to?

#natasha romanoff #natasha romanoff incorrect quotes #black widow #natasha romanoff x reader #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes #source: spongebob squarepants

[little-bumblebeeee]

man written by a woman energy

#joe keery #stranger things #steve harrington #djo #kurt kunkle x reader #kurt kunkle #walter keys mckey #free guy #spree movie #keys mckey #keys x reader #joe keery x reader #steve harrington x reader #Man written by a woman energy #Oh what I'd give to be that spongebob popsicle

[yanderelionwrites]

MHA Yandere Lists: Your Bedroom

Content Warning: yandere, kidnapping

These yanderes set up a separate room for you to stay in. They want to ease you into your new home and situation, so giving you your own room will hopefully make you see they’re trying to be courteous and make you comfortable. They’ll do their best to decorate the bedroom with all of your favorite things and design it to your liking. And if you ever get lonely sleeping in your bed all by yourself, you can always join them in their room 👀

| ALL MIGHT, Eijiro Kirishima, Fat Gum, Fumikage Tokoyami, HAWKS, Hitoshi Shinso, IZUKU MIDORIYA, Kyouka Jiro, Mezo Shoji, Mirio Togata, MOMO YAOYOROZU, Natsuo Todoroki, Ochako Uraraka, Sero Hanta, Shota Aizawa, SHOTO TODOROKI, Tamaki Amajiki, Tenya Iida, Tsuyu Asui

They make you sleep in their bedroom, chaining you to the post if they have to. That way, they’ll always know where you are, even when they’re sleeping. You don’t need your own bedroom, that’s just ridiculous. Why would you want to be away from them? You just look so cute lying in their bed and they get to cuddle you to their heart’s content. And don’t worry, they’ll make sure to include some of the stuff you like in their room so you feel more “at home” 😃

| DENKI KAMINARI, Endeavor, HIMIKO TOGA, Katsuki Bakugo, MIDNIGHT, Mina Ashido, Mirko, Mr. Compress, Nejire Hado, Present Mic, Re-Destro, Spinner, TWICE

They keep you in the basement and, maybe if you’re good, you can move upstairs. You’ll be chained up down there, with nothing but a mattress, a thin blanket, and a flat pillow to keep you company. Soon, you’ll have no choice but to behave and beg to stay upstairs with your captor. Anything would be better than living with the bugs and the dust covering each surface… 🪳

| All For One, DABI, Endeavor, Midnight, Mirko, Tomura Shigaraki

#yandere #yandere mha #yandere bnha #yandere imagines #yandere scenarios #i just know Momo and Hawks would give you the most lavish and over the top bedroom #and Midoriya would have an exact replica of your room lmao #down to the last detail #he even copied your mom’s stitch signature on your pillow #yes that’s a spongebob reference #yandere x reader #yandere my hero academia #yandere boku no hero academia #mha yandere lists #yandere izuku midoriya #yandere dabi #yandere hawks #yandere katsuki bakugo #yandere shota aizawa #yandere shoto todoroki #yandere endeavor #yandere tomura shigaraki

[angelofthenight]

Doc Ock: There isn't anything you can say to stop me!

You: Oh yeah? What if I said ... blargen fediddle no-hip?

Doc Ock:

Doc Ock: Well I gotta admit, that slowed me down

#source: spongebob squarepants #reader insert #doctor octopus x reader #doctor octopus #otto octavius x reader #otto octavius #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel #mcu incorrect quotes #mcu x reader #mcu #mcu imagine #incorrect mcu quotes #spiderman incorrect quotes

[constantly0lost]

I slept for like, twenty minutes, we're back in business baybee.

Anyways imagine cuddling up to kittyboy Sebastian at night. Your arms wrapped around his torso, and him snuggled up to you, his face in your neck as he enjoys your smell, something so uniquely you that he cant help but enjoy it.

Maybe it's raining outside, just a light drizzle to tap against the roof as you scratch at your husband's scalp, and he's purring so softly but so hard that your entire arm vibrates from his silent happiness.

He nuzzles deeper into you, looking up at you with starstruck eyes, and tilts his head up to kiss you, being sweet to try and coerce you into more head scratches. His tail sways lazily behind him as he enjoys your moment together.

He purrs again, though slightly more audible as you scratch him again, nuzzling back into you and fully content to turn into a stain on the blanket if it meant dying right here, happy and in your arms.

#stardew sebastian #sdv sebastian #sdv sebastian x reader #stardew sebastian x reader #stardew valley sebastian #stardew valley sebastian x reader #sebastian sdv #sebastian sdv x reader #jjjhhhhhhhhhhh #warming myself up to write Keenntttt #like deadass spongebob in anchor arms typa hyping myself up #e

[yandere-toons]

Yandere: "is that your family?" S/O: "nope, nah-uh, nada. I've never seen those people in my life"

Years of hard data say you're lying, but they're not about to incriminate themselves by revealing so: Huey Duck, Hunter | Golden Guard, Aziraphale, Sheldon J Plankton, Doctor Nefarious, Tenth Doctor, Shang Tsung, Dr Flug, Perry the Platypus, Midoriya Izuku

Suspects the lie but rolls with it: Ian Malcolm, Louie Duck, Anthony J. Crowley, Nick Wilde, Nagito Komaeda, Captain Jack Sparrow, Lightning McQueen, Ratchet, Kaa, Bugs Bunny, Mike Wazowski, Johnny Loughran, Klaus Hargreeves, Sans Undertale, Arataka Reigen, Tyrion Lannister, Legoshi, Rouge the Bat, Wallace Wells, Kendall Roy, Connor Roy, Finnick Odair

Races over to introduce themselves: Toga Himiko, SpongeBob SquarePants, Dewey Duck, Judy Hopps, Kokichi Ouma, Beetlejuice, Celia Mae, Gaston, Mavis Dracula, Undyne, Beast Boy, Deadpool, Alvin Seville, Phil Dunphy

Believes you: Pinkie Pie, Bluey & Bingo, Jataro Kemuri, Chick Hicks, Caligosto Loboto, GIR, Daffy Duck, Bill & Ted, Olaf, Shigeo Kageyama, Starfire, Scott Pilgrim, Ken, Castiel

Laughs at your thin deceptions: Emperor Belos, Bill Cipher, Black Hat, Scar, Shere Khan, Tai Lung, Lord Shen, Pagan Min, Invader ZiM, Shao Kahn, Eleventh Doctor, Rainbow Dash, Shenzi, Randall Boggs, Duncan Pepperidge Anderson, Agent Smith, Doctor Eggman, Han Solo, Alastor, Izaya Orihara, Gideon Graves, Roman Roy, Shiv Roy, Gristol Malik

Alternative interpretation is equally funny—the yandere is pointing out random groups of people and slowly narrowing down their choices.

#Yandere #Yandere x Reader #Yandere x You #Yandere Imagines #Yandere Concept #Yandere BnHA #Yandere DuckTales #Yandere SpongeBob SquarePants #Yandere Good Omens #Yandere Owl House #Yandere Jurassic Park #Yandere Danganronpa #Yandere Bluey #Yandere MLP #Yandere PotC #Yandere Cars #Yandere Beetlejuice #Yandere Psychonauts #Yandere Monster #Yandere Zootopia #Yandere Looney Tunes #Yandere Mortal Kombat #Yandere Hotel Transylvania #Yandere Sonic the Hedgehog #Yandere Invader ZiM #Yandere Doctor Who #Yandere Mob Psycho 100 #Yandere Villainous #Yandere Star Wars #Yandere Undertale

[ava-imagines]

Discontinued writing blog. Don't send requests, please.

[rezitio]

┊⋆ ˚✯✩ :: 𝐏𝐮𝐬𝐬𝐲 𝐝𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐤 𝐰/ 𝐆𝐨𝐣𝐨

a/n : ion even like gojo that much

synopsis : when you get him so pussy drank he becomes as high as when he was fighting Toji.

characters : gojo Satoru, reader w/ a pussy.

warning : pussy drunk, use of safe word, overstimulation, not mentioned but implied relationship .

cw : 500+ wrds

You have no idea how you make him feel. He loves you so much. Always making sure you're safe, spending so much money on you, He'd destroy the world if anything happened to you. And you know this. So when you finally decide to show him some appreciation by taking his cock with your mouth, he can't stop praising you.

'God, you doing this all for me huh?' His hands digging deep into your hair. 'F-fuck'. He released in your mouth once again. Using his finger to guide the stray drop of his seed off your chin back into your mouth. As he pulled out and tried to scoop his semen from his dick, he realised he couldn't even touch it.

'Fuck, see whatchu' done to me?' He grabbed you up and put you on the bed. 'You can't be doing this to me without me doing nothin' to ya.'

Satoru always wanted to make you feel good. He had too. It's the only way for him to truly feel good. Knowing you're messed up, fucked dumb by him, satisfied gave him true solace.

He brought you to the edge of the bed and kneeled ripping your panties of within a blink of an eye. Your legs over his shoulder as he started to lick, flick, suck, anything to keep hearing those moans eventually getting lost in them.

Pussydrank!Saturo doesn’t know what limits are. His mind is too far off to hear anything but his own thoughts, it's these very thoughts that prevent him from stopping. How you're such a good girl for trying to please him, how your mouth took him so well even though you've said countless times how he was too big. How he loved seeing you gag at first before you finally got used to his length and sucked him he had to release thrice before pulling out. God you're such a good girl.

Pussydrank!Saturo doesn't notice your begging and pleas for him to take it easy till you continuously pushed his head away with your arms and kicked his shoulders with your legs. Unbeknownst to him you had been begging him to slow down but it fell on deaf ears. He looked up at you and the look you saw, this man was not in his right mind. The stoned look on his face, he was high there was no reaching him.

Pussydrank!Saturo with his high stamina and skillfull tongue, he brought you to your limit countless times. You couldn't stop squirting, your legs gave up on you and you didn't feel the pleasure anymore. You're body was begging for rest before it lost its sensitivity, but you didnt know how to reach him, you didnt know how to get to him and the pain only grew so you did what you could only think off.

'Toru- Toru... cr-...' You could barely get the words out 'cross...'

Pussydrank!Saturo who finally got back to his senses and stopped what he was doing immediately. Pushing you on the bed gently and whispering a thousand apologies in your ear. He gently cleaned you up and wrapped you up in your robe, getting you water and a painkiller. God he feels guilty. You're gonna have to start comforting this man now. As you two fall asleep cuddling together with spongebob on the tv.

Can't believe I wrote this in 24 hours but ok. I was watching the fight with Toji then it just came to me. Planned the whole thing in my head and took it way too far when writing.

:: - 17/12/23

:: - 17/12/23

《rezitio》

#i had to get this out of my system #i fucking love spongebob #gojo smut #jjk smut #smut #gojo x reader #gojo satoru #jjk x reader #jjk

[onyourowndaisymae]

Trick or Treat!

Let’s have a trick please

"so they're stuck like that forever?!" mammon wailed angrily, his hand gesturing towards where you were sat on the couch, wild and annoyed.

satan's brow twitched in irritation. "did you even listen to what he said? it'll fade in a few days like every other minor spell."

solomon let out a lighthearted chuckle before speaking up again. "i've seen binding spells go sour in all sorts of ways, but never quite like... this."

"i'm still confused on why them of all people, though," asmo sighed. "any of us could have ended up tied together. why them?"

"a binding spell brings two objects together. a lack of focus when casting can cause it to lose track of its target and seek what it deems as objects with the most mutual attraction. like the path of least resistance, basically." with that, solomon stood.

ruby eyes followed the red string of fate tied around one of his pale fingers, weaving across wooden floors and around couch legs to where a matching knot rested just above your knuckle on the opposite side of the room. lucifer's gaze held a smoldering intensity that you dared not meet-- any acknowledgement of the "mutual attraction" described would only embarrass you further. considering how you'd already seemed to bury yourself into the throw pillows near your seat, nobody had to guess you were a little sore about your secret being exposed.

these metaphorical handcuffs would be a little inconvenient, sure. but the smugness heating his chest was present on his smirk, his slightly flushed cheeks, and the reverent silence he'd sat in since solomon explained your dilemma. only when the common room cleared out for the night did he attempt to make his move.

tug. tug tug.

the pressure on your finger made your eyes trace the now-taut string to lucifer. he'd gathered most of it in his hands, tugging once more to beckon you closer.

"it appears you and i have a lot to discuss tonight."

wanna trick-or-treat with me?

#fun fact my roommate and i will be watching the spongebob halloween episodes tmo #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me swd #obey me nightbringer #obey me nb #obey me lucifer #obey me lucifer x reader #obey me x reader #obey me imagines #obey me drabbles #daisy's trick or treat event 2023 #daisy's halloween event 2023 #daisy's seasonal writing events #otome