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daily-odile · 2 days
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thethirdtriplet · 1 day
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Headcanon for the Batbros, at the beach:
Dick, drawing something on the sand:
Duke: What’s Dick doing?
Tim: Looking for Damian.
Duke: By drawing a pentagram on the sand?
Jason: Exactly.
Bonus:
Duke: He’s not actually gonna show up-
Damian, coincidentally, shows up after Dick is finished with the drawing: You called, Grayson?
Duke: …
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(Really? He didn't need your help.)
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boywhoswaiting · 12 hours
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notsosmug87 · 3 hours
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“The love of my life could never forget me.”
GIRL HES GONNA BREAK YOUR SPINE, KILL YOUR BROTHER AND GIVE YOU ALL MORE TRAUMA. SMARTEN UP 😭
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ink-and-starlight · 3 hours
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in the mood to wake someone up with a blowjob
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duckthevillain · 3 days
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Save me Monkey King
Monkey King save me
I wanna be saved Monkey King
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I miss my wife you guys. I miss my wife so much
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ineffablevenus · 2 days
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(people have probably already talked about this before but i haven’t seen it so here we go)
i noticed this parallel between s1ep1 and s2ep2.
in s1ep1, azi is talking to gabriel about eating human foods.
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“it’s what humans do”.
in s2ep2, azi is talking to michael and uriel about maggie being in love.
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“it’s what humans do.”
these are both “only human” things that azi does too. eat human foods and be in love. all despite what the other angels think.
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sbg-obsessed-blog · 23 hours
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I have a small headcanon that sometimes when they're on a supply run togather logan and aiden share a brain cell
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queerspaceprince · 3 days
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I'm rewatching 911 but I'm also so deep into fanfics rn and let me say
Evan Buckley 100% has a praise kink
also....as much of a Buddie fan as I am.....I'm kinda loving tommy and buck together. rn I feel like Eddie's a bit too repressed to give buck what he needs
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Bob: When I get Doordash I order 20 Cheeseburgers at a time and heat them up throughout the week so that I don’t have to pay the delivery fee multiple times. Rick: I hope you understand how food poisoning works. Bob: I hope food poisoning understands how I work. I never met a burger i couldn’t eat.
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callmegaith · 2 days
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I'm gonna make a modern day AU shitpost about Jakob inviting David and Dale to a party so he's on the phone with David like
"it's gonna be a pretty important party so you should dress decently. That means a suit. A proper suit"
David: "no. I don't think I will."
Jakob: "okay can you give the phone to Dale for a moment?"
David hands Dale the phone
Jakob: "make him wear a suit"
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scrollonso · 2 days
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more sneak peaks bc this chapter is gonna be so long
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misc-obeyme · 10 hours
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If the bros worked in a nightclub, what roles would they have, along with their stage names? Oh, and today is my birthday! I just wanted to share it with you🥳💕
Happy birthday, anon!!
Um, so I might not be the best person to ask about nightclub related things... I haven't been to many of them. I am an introverted homebody lol.
I'm not sure what you mean by roles? Like what kinda jobs they'd have if they worked at a nightclub?
Because if that's what you mean, then I can tell you what I think they'd all do! And I'm gonna say that Asmo just came up with stage names for all of them because he felt like it, no matter what they end up doing.
Asmo is absolutely on stage. No question about it. Whether he's singing or pole dancing or doing drag or whatever, that guy's the center of attention! Stage name: I kinda think he'd go for the single name. It's just straight up ASMODEUS. Probably stylized all in caps like that, too.
Beel is the bouncer. Not working the door, but watching things on the inside. Big and quiet and can easily pick up rowdy demons and toss them outside without a second look. Stage name: I kinda think Asmo could talk him into doing pole dancing. Because you know, it's super athletic and requires a lot of strength. I kinda feel like it'd end up being something about his muscles. Mr. Buffington perhaps. LOL. I dunno how serious these stage names are. Beel would probably be like uhhhh I'm just Beel.
Mammon is the finance guy. Most of the time, he's just crunching numbers, but when the club is in action, he's out on the dance floor, just kinda bringing some ambiance with his enthusiastic personality. Yeah, he might be trying to get people to buy the most expensive drinks, but he's also having the time of his life so nobody minds. Stage name: I like the idea that Mammon regularly gets into his dame outfit. Either straight up calls himself Goldie or something like... Lady Grimm. LOL!
Satan is bar tending. I don't know why, but I just think he'd be good at it. And he's probably the most competent one to be handling all that booze anyway. Lucifer would probably do a good job, but he can't be trusted around the Demonus. Stage name: because Asmo makes him wear cat ears all the time, he's obviously going to be something like Kitty Meow Meow. Anyone who actually calls him this gets decked.
Levi is handling all the tech. Stage lights? Fog machine? Audio equipment? This guy is on it! Hides most of the time and plays video games when he's not needed. Hates being out in the main area so hides in vip lounges all the time. Stage name: Lord of Shadows! Asmo can come up with whatever cutesy thing he wants, but Levi won't go by anything else. It doesn't matter because he would never actually be on stage so Asmo lets it be.
Belphie helps out with bar tending. He's too sleepy to partake of too much alcohol, it'd just make him sleepier. But he's smart and he's good at keeping an eye out for creepers trying to roofie drinks. He looks like he's not paying attention, but he notices everything. Subtly lets Beel know when there's a creeper that needs to be escorted out. Stage name: because I like the idea that Belphie will also sometimes do the dame thing and then he just goes by Belle - simple, elegant, and Asmo approved.
Lucifer oversees everything. He's the manager, of course. Makes sure everybody else is doing what they're supposed to. Hires extra muscles for Beel when needed. Only has the best demons working the door. Books musical gigs when Asmo's not performing. Keeps himself away from the alcohol and the Anti Lucifer League lol. Stage name: only on rare occasions does Lucifer do anything that would require a stage name and then he goes by Morningstar. Asmo's so awestruck he wouldn't even dream of protesting.
OKAY well I did my best lol. I'm sorry if this isn't really what you were looking for! You can always send me another ask with more detail on what exactly you're thinking of. But yeah, my knowledge of this stuff is lacking in general.
Either way, I hope you had a fabulous birthday, anon!
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xshinina · 1 year
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*Married life playing in the background
This idea was probably funnier in my head
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sidsinning · 3 months
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How I imagine their dynamic in the beginning
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