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#spooky month incorrect quotes
John: Due to personal reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.
Patty: ...Did Jack tell you he loves you and you said 'Thanks'?
John: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL–
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the-spooky-children · 15 days
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Pump: I hope when we die they put our hells close to each other
Skid: It'll be like a slumber party that never ends!
(Source: Sam & Max Beyond Time and Space)
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Kevin: *sees someone doing something stupid*
Kevin: What an idiot.
Kevin: *realizes it's streber*
Kevin: Wait, that's MY idiot!
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spookyquotes · 1 month
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skid: why are your boobs so big?
bob: ...they're not boobs.
pump: do you have to wear a bra?
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Ross: Favorite horror movie?
Roy: It.
Radford: Saw.
Robert: Annabelle.
Kevin: High School Musical.
Ross: Wha-
Kevin: After watching it I spent all my high school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics.
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incorrect-spookies · 1 year
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Bob: Bleeding out all by yourself, handsome?
Streber, raising a gun: Not for long.
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eunchancorner · 1 year
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Patty: Hello all, it is I, your favorite person. John: Actually, Jack is my favourite. Patty: Okay then, it is I, that bitch.
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willowshimmer · 1 year
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Kevin: Babe what are you doing???
Streber: *stirring a pot of water* I'm making holy water!
Kevin: *confused af* How?
Streber: *holding back laughter* You gotta boil the hell out of it!
Kevin: *opening the front door* I'm fucking done...
Streber: *wheezing* N-no com-come back🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Radford: hakefgahraouehoaiwkg Rick: What is that? Radford: it’s a keyboard smash Rick: How do I do it? Kevin: just press anything lol Rick: 7
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the-spooky-children · 15 days
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*At Skid's house*
Lila, Jaune and Aaron: *drinking, laughing, dancing and kissing each other*
Ross, looking through the window: *horrified stare, runs away from the house and down the sidewalk*
*Skid and Pump walk towards the house*
Skid: Ross? Why are you at m-
Ross: I'd go trick-or-treating again if I were you two, something horrible is going on in there
Skid, scared: oh no, what?
Ross: ...Romance.
(Source: Moominvalley 2019)
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Streber: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?
Kevin: *crouches down*
Rick: *kneels down*
Radford: *sits on the floor*
Streber:
Streber: I hate all of you.
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spookyquotes · 9 months
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streber: when's the last you had a vacation?
kevin: ...well yesterday i sneezed into the wind, closed my eyes, and imagined my face was barraged by a cool ocean spray.
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Radford: It's almost Christmas time! You know what that means?
Roy: Being forced to be happy even though I haven't felt joy in years.
Ross: Everyone trying to kill each other at the dinner table.
Robert: All the stress and anxieties boiling up because of pressure to cook, clean, buy presents, and live up to everyone's perfection standards.
Kevin and Radford: ...
Kevin: We where gonna say “ugly sweater competition”, but you know what? You're going to therapy!
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incorrect-spookies · 1 year
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Bob: Oh boy oh boy! I sure hope I don’t get hit by a 1996 Toyota Carolla!
Jack and John, in a 1996 Toyota Carolla:
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Frank: *after a particularly bad day* How am I supposed to be happy?
Wally: *easily* Just smile. Fake it until you make it.
Frank: *frowns at Wally in confusion* You want me to be happy... because yes?
Wally: Of course.
Wally: *demonstrates, pointing at his own smile* See, neighbour? Easy.
Frank: ...
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