#not really no

[sbg-obsessed-blog]

I have a small headcanon that sometimes when they're on a supply run togather logan and aiden share a brain cell

#is this ooc? #probably #do i care? #not really no #school bus graveyard #sbg #sbg (webtoon) #aiden clark #aiden sbg #sbg aiden #logan fields #i mean they are both pretty smart #and what do they do on the off chance that they hang out? do dumb shit obviously #logan sbg #sbg logan #i might reread sbg this weekend #you can take this as logan x aiden if you want #Wowza headcanons 🌠 #sbg headcanon #abg hc #headcanons

[radiance1]

Teddy bear Danny au strikes again! With its partner in crime being the Uncle Waylon au!

So, Teddy Bear Danny ends up in Gotham because he heard his dad mention some man named Waylon in passing, so he decided to put his (figurative) big boy pants on and head out to find him!

He even had a little bag his mom made him, that he filled up with snacks, his allowance, and various Fenton gadgets he could get his hands on without his parents noticing- like the lipstick. It could also, and he's never sure how his parents managed to do it, hold way more stuff than it should looking at how small it is.

So then he left Amity Park with his family none the wiser, thinking about how awesome it would be when he shows up with his uncle!

He went through a few cities, getting weird looks here and there, playing with some kids he's met, being kidnapped by a few, being kidnapped by decidedly not children, practicing stranger danger- sometimes and others following random people he's just met when they said they knew who Waylon Jones was after he showed them a picture!

A picture he drew himself in crayon, thank you very much. His family said he was quite the artist!

He never managed to actually find his uncle though, even with showing random people his picture. So eventually, he always had to hop buses to the next city he could, though he was unfortunately running low on his allowance...

So low that, when he managed to think about it, could only drop his off at one more city, if he didn't want to impose on the amount he set aside to get him and Waylon back to Amity Park. So, he set his sights on Gotham City, hoping that he would be able to find his uncle there!

When he did get there, he psyched himself up, striking a few poses he saw on Tv once and then running off to go find his uncle.

Once again, a few people looked at him weirdly, but it wasn't anything he wasn't used to, but for some reason he got kidnapped more so than usual, not even by kids! Which were his usual kidnappers, sometimes they even tried to mug him for some reason.

So he gave them a snack.

Some took it and let him leave, others... not so much. So he had run away from those ones, fading through a wall or hiding behind a dumpster, or losing them in the crowd were all very effective methods!

He showed some people his drawing, and nobody still didn't know who he was asking about! Which was stupid, in his opinion, because his drawing was very detailed and very accurate! He was about to give him, thinking that nobody would be able to help him, and was just about to head back home.

At least until he ran into somebody, quite literally falling over due to his sides. It was an accident, but still! People should really be considerate of Teddy bears roaming around!

The guy bent down and apologized for running into him, which was a very rare thing when he stepped out of Amity! So this guy had an instant improve on him on that alone, so he got up, dusted himself off and showed him the drawing of his uncle.

The guy who introduced himself as Brucie Wayne actually recognized him too! He said he was on his way to meet him, to be exact, and Danny saw an opportunity when he saw one, so he climbed onto Bruce Wayne and practically forced the guy to take him alone.

He gave him one of his favorite snacks as payment.

Actually two, because he was nice and fun. But no more than that because these are his snacks, and some were also for his uncle!

So when he got to the place his uncle was being held at- Arkham Asylum-, he was informed that his uncle is currently held here in captivity for something, something, something that he didn't bother to remember if he was being honest.

So of course, the most natural thing and reaction to do was to plan a prison break.

He stayed on Bruce's shoulder, using him as a free ride throughout Arkham Asylum while directing him towards his uncle via picture. It took a while of insistence, but they eventually got to his uncles, so he got down, gave Bruce a handshake, phased through the glass of his uncles cell and stared up.

And up.

And up.

And up.

Sweet macaroni! He didn't know his uncle was so tall! he was practically taller than his Pa! Which said something considering he was like, the tallest person he'd ever seen in the history of ever. But regardless he managed to find him, so he jumped around him a bit in happiness, and showed him the picture.

===

Waylon Jones, otherwise known as Killer Croc, was exceedingly confused about why there was a tiny, sentient teddy bear in his cell. Who seemed happy being in his presence of all things.

It showed him a crudely drawn picture of him after jumping up and down around him, and he doesn't exactly know the significance of it, but it implied that the toy was trying to find him, he watched it dig through its bag and pull out a wide variety of snacks, all of which were thrown at him.

Quite literally.

So he decided to just, sit down and eat them. Not everyday he gets free snacks like this, so.

While he was chowing down, it took out a crayon and paper and started drawing, then after that it showed him a picture of Jack- helpfully labeled- and his family, which the teddy bear was on there along with another girl in the kids section.

Which, huh, he supposes he has a nephew and niece.

Then in the middle of eating the last snack, guards stepped into his cell to extract his nephew. His nephew's time was up, it seemed, so he waved goodbye and stared trying to plan a prison break to meet his nephew outside of prison the next time they saw each other.

He could have never expected for him to be turned into a smaller, stuffed version of himself and phasing through the walls of his cell.

===

Danny liked his uncle, he was nice! But it was a bit unfair that he was still way taller than him, even when turned into a doll.

Anyways, he had a prison break to complete, and then he could drag his uncle back home to his family's utterly surprised faces!

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc #dcxdp #Did Danny completely plan out his Uncle collection plan? #Not really no #Jack Maddie and jazz are scrambling to look for him because he literally disappeared out of nowhere #Danny has a very large allowance because of his other uncle #Who is Vlad #Who in this au is KINDA an ok dude #Not completely because he's rich #obviously #But he's just like that one weird uncle who talks shit about everyone he's met while sipping on wine he got from who knows where #He's literally just a wine aunt #But just a weeeeeeeeeee bit weird

[clarkegriffins]

so, i think since s4 came out i saw maaaaaaaaaaaaaany posts saying nancy AND steve shouldn't be in a relationship, and i'm not gonna talk about that right now bc it's not my point, what is curious to me is that i never saw a post saying that jonathan shouldn't be in a relationship, and it got me thinking, does the fandom even listen to jonathan? like at all?

so in season 1 we have this scene:

which was supposed to "represent" stancy back then, even tho it's just assumptions since we never got the idea that stancy would ever be like ted and karen, they might had their problems back in season 1 and season 2 but not to the point that we think they would turn into nancy's parents, the show has been showing us how much steve loves nancy and that he would do literally anything for her, even breaking his own heart and letting her go, so no, not ted and karen at all, but i'm getting off topic let's go back to jonathan, this is what he thinks about nancy and steve's relationship, not very positive right? he scares her into thinking she's going to end up like her mom and how unhappy she will become.

and now we have this scene, present day:

now we're talking about his relationship with nancy, and oops, not very optimistic either right? this is basically what jonathan thinks of relationships, that no matter what they are always doomed, and how someone who thinks like that can be ready for a relationship? and i'm not even mentioning his thoughts about bob/joyce, his constant judgment over their relationship even tho bob was good for joyce, jonathan's beliefs about relationships are very tragic, i think not only about relationships, but life too, which leads to my second question: what can jonathan offer nancy? like really? i'm not talking about career or anything i'm talking about partnership, he's been ghosting nancy for a while now

to the point that she's considering he is cheating on her

just because he's too scared of telling her the truth, and i see people like: oh but he's protecting her bc just like he said "she would drop EVERYTHING to be with him" and i'm sorry but him assuming that she would leave her dream college for him is a bit too much for me, and it's crazy how no one talks about that, like nancy wheeler, our ambitious nancy wheeler, would literally drop her dreams just because jonathan is going to a different college? and no one from the fandom thinks it's a bit pretentious for jonathan to assume that? this is just an excuse for not telling her the truth, because if he told her the truth, it would lead him to also say what he thinks about their future together, which, in his opinion, is not a very bright future

and look at this, he also talks about kids and marriage, but for him it would end in a disaster, an unhappy marriage, just like ted and karen, totally different from what we saw in steve's dreams (a family with love, affection, who really enjoy each other's company, seeing the world with them, which, i think, it suits nancy traveling a lot since she wants to be a journalist) but this isn't about him, it's about jonathan, i see many people trying to say "oh but it's the trauma talking ok?" and yeah i could buy that, but i don't think trauma should excuse everything, so like nancy will have to spent her entire life fixing him? changing him? i think if u really want to be with someone you should fight for that, but that doesn't seem to be in jonathan's plans, right?

so again: how is he ready to be in a relationship? i think before anything jonathan should heal, this is what s5 should offer him.

#stranger things #stancy #bc i mentioned them #anti jancy #anti jonathan byers #not really no #i'm tagging just to be safe #sorry if there's any typo here i'm a bit sleepy kjgjkgns #nancy wheeler

[exactlaptime]

max and charles were born 16 days apart and just found out they have competed in 33 different races during their karting days.....!!!

#1633 #yeah completely normal about this #not really no #lestappen #max verstappen #charles leclerc

[poorlittleyaoyao]

In the book iirc scorpion just has erectile dysfunction and wants to make wenzhou fuck in front of him, but THAT wasn't going to fly with the censors, so we got Folgers instead

the WoH showrunners, having successfully gotten past the censors with something far more compelling and fucked-up and ongoing, gazing fondly at Zhaoxie: YOU'RE my present this year. 🥰

#'DON'T YOU WANT TO ADD TAGS SO PEOPLE CAN FIND THIS?' asks Tumblr #not really no

[aceofspaces16]

I think I have finally figured out my gender and it’s gender sloth

Am I feminine or masculine, meh I’m not bothered

#gender #agender #is it both or none I’ll never know #this is purely from a vid I saw saying different types of gender other than gender envy #my gender was stolen a while ago #but do I intended to get it back #not really no

[skylathescholar]

okay but how realistic does my fanfiction need to be, please I am struggling

#do i have an idea #yes #is it realistic #... #not really no #but the other idea is boring #it's making me second guess the first idea #now BOTH FEEL BORING #why must i suffer #ao3 #fanfiction #fan fic #fanfic writing

[illiana-mystery]

Am I the only one that finds this oddly cute? 

#i mean it looks cold as fuck #so that's probably why he did that #but still #it's just so cute to me #and i don't know why #god i'm down so bad #for this senior citizen no less #but do i have any shame #not really no #inspector gamache #three pines #my sweet alfredo #my heart #❤️❤️❤️❤️ #alfred molina

[idle-skull]

Ahem

#digital art #art #artist on tumblr #the dunwich horror #wilbur whateley #shenanigans #messing around with my artstyle #oh no #not warhammer #fandom? #not really no #ahhhhh

[that-one-motherfucker-airy]

silly doodles

#uh #do I feel like tagging all of these characters? #not really no #airy hfjone #fanny tpot #fanpaper #paintbrush ii #good enough #airys art

[spacehero-23]

that one scene in Malcolm's cottage in lord of shadows:

#does it make sense? #not really no #but i thought it was funny #blackstairs #jemma blackstairs #emma carstairs #julian blackthorn #magnus bane #lord of shadows #the dark artifices #tsc memes #shadowhunters #cassandra clare #tsc #the shadowhunter chronicles #tda

[ampleappleamble]

a city nestled in the southern bayous of the Dyrwood, famous for its big yearly quasi-religious celebration involving beads and boobs and cakes with tiny little baby figurines baked into them, a city that permits no folk, aumaua, elves, or dwarves to dwell there: a city called... New Orlans. is this anything

#pillars of eternity #not really no

[jjkeverlast]

will i cry if my crush’s cat doesn’t like me? yes absolutely.

#am i being dramatic #not really no #lati updates

[eros-moonknight]

Commission done for @superblysublimecreation/@decayed-corpse of their character Vince!

#ErosMoonArt #commission #alien character #drawing this was so fun #I redrew that shoe five times #Also I spent about two hours making those scatterbrushes for the leaves #cause I wasn't gonna draw all those leaves individually lmao #does this mean I'm open for commissions? #Not really no #This was an emergency commission done for them #I know most of you don't follow me for art but I was so proud of this

[bobbinalong]

look at my chart for the fanfiction i'll probably be planning for another year

#is this spoiling the fic #kind of i guess #does it matter #not really no

[campfire-collective]

me being sad because it's BEDTIME and i'm not allowed in the notebooks :(

#mine #mod pigeon #can anyone stop me? #not really no #am i going to respect the rules? #yes