yeah I'm a fag. what about it . shows you a little boucy ball from my pocket with a giant bite taken out of it. now scram. ass hole
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Happy aniversary you dumb fucks @staff
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wish list for people who don’t want anything
aka possessions which are just possessions, but which have noticeably improved my quality of life: for when people ask you “what do you want for your birthday/Christmas/graduation” and you instantly transform into St Francis and pledge fealty to Lady Poverty because your mind went blank
nice. new. sheets. I cannot emphasize this one enough. if you’re still using the same sheets you had in college, you should probably get new ones. get yourself some 100% bamboo rayon sheets—they’re silky and perfect for summer and great for sensitive skin! or, if you’re cold all the time, flannel sheets!
kitchen knives. or even just one really good kitchen knife.
new curtains—blackout if you are a creature of the night like I am
fleece lined anything, but especially sweatpants and hoodies. wool lined socks are also good. if you don’t have the option of coming home after work and putting on an entire outfit that is loose and fuzzy, you should change that, because you deserve that option.
cookie sheets with a layer of air between the top and the bottom. the bottoms of your cookies will never burn again.
kitchen scale!!! no more leveling off flour with a knife and getting it all over the table!! now all your measuring is just shoveling stuff in and out of bowls like you’re at the beach. baking is both more accurate and also way more fun.
coffee bean grinder. if you want to upgrade your coffee experience, this is a great one-time purchase. just-ground beans have a much better flavor than pre-ground.
CDs!! ask for a gift card and expand your physical music collection! or a collection of the DVDs for your favorite show!
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*sees a cop wounded by his car* omg!!! *rushes to the car and picks up the dispatch radio* OMG hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!~~ ^-^
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Sara Abou Rashed, “Against Content Warnings”
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koel says they'll lay on me if i get sad and i'm just like...ok promise? 🥺👉👈
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can i have $20 for wet food?
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Caylin Capra-Thomas, “Search History Sad”
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once you stop being terrified of wasps you can live in awe of their diversity and beauty
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think you're always gonna be the best of me babe
the death of me
think you're the last master i want to have
if i have to be a dog let me be your dog
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Got my spotify wrapped!!!! Anyone else? 😎
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They really had this girl lugging around multiple swords the size of her entire torso huh. And unlike everyone else who fights in this show she doesn't have any powers whatsoever. Upper body strength absolutely ridiculous. Minmaxed strength build.
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