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light my candle holy man ♡

Since I am once again completely obsessed I need you all to see my favourite twitter thread.

Waidwen objectively hot confirmed.

#pillars of eternity #waidwen #print this onto a sticker and slap it onto one of them tall candles in a glass that usually depicts jesus or guadalupe

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Why the hell can’t I ask Brother Wojslav to translate this old-ass latin book, huh? He’s a former monk, his ass can DEFINITELY translate the Historia Tassiae. Lazy-ass.

#jesawyer jumpscare; rip op #thanks josh.

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#sailor moon #oh hell yeah the villain distaff counterpart squad from the snes rpg!!!! #all named after mesopotamian gods #i love the collars and ties replacing the sailor collars #and how moon venus and jupiter's counterparts look almost exactly like the originals #but with mercury's and especially mars' they got a lil ~*creative*~ #anyway this game sucked i played it once and couldn't make it past the boss rush on the ufo

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another necromancer zzz

#tactics ogre #oh FUCK yes

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Since I am once again completely obsessed I need you all to see my favourite twitter thread.

Waidwen objectively hot confirmed.

#pillars of eternity #waidwen #eothas: hmm which mortal should i inhabit to enact my plan to expose the true nature of the gods? #*scans the Here for a worthy vessel* #*spots Waidwen* #eothas: hmm let's see... common laborer... hates religion... daddy issues... pretty good so far #waidwen: *brushes away a bead of sweat while tossing a lock of his golden hair over his shoulder* #eothas: ........alright i'm in there 👀💦

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#pillars of eternity #main is a hearth orlan #secondary is a glamfellen #the aforementioned underdeveloped death godlike watcher is an island aumaua

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i included in-game non-playable godlike as well because yes

dawn godlikes appeared in a ttrpg version of pillars of eternity. i don't know how official it is but i still decided to include it

#pillars of eternity #poll #one's an orlan and the other's a pale elf #i have a death godlike watcher but she's criminally underdeveloped #to the point of not really even having a proper name #just my name but polynesian flavored #so i voted not a godlike #my spouse's watcher is a death godlike though

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the beacon is lit! scrunglo calls for adoration!

unfortunately i don't have the "you've... earned it!" line, but you're so right about the delivery; it's so good. atli gunnarsson nails every single line given to vatnir, i swear.

i do have the two preceding lines though!

bonus alternate reading of the second line:

(actually that's just what he says when he flees battle, although i've never managed to trigger it in-game because i've never run from a fight)

in case you were wondering. special thanks to dungeon meshi

"Rest then. You've earned it." was the most wondrous mix of fearful and relieved

"the dragon decided to end her life! we might not die here!!!"

@ampleappleamble come see your favorite pathetic scrungle

#pillars of eternity #vatnir #'i like him more than i like you' -> 'that's fair' lmaooooooo #also danaduchy on youtube has a veritable cornucopia of pillars dialogue and other scenes if anyone's interested

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i'm so sorry

(mild spoilers for forgotten sanctum)

EDIT: also this is basically Comedy Porn, read at your own discretion

new pillars of eternity writing prompt dropped. what kind of weird fanfiction about your Watcher exists in Eora

#pillars of eternity #best part is it's a purposefully ambiguous watcher! so this could be about *anyone's* watcher! #anyone's... 😈

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The Burning Bridge

#pillars of eternity #oh hel and damn yes #gorgeous and well done op ♡

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the idea of pillars characters working shit jobs wouldn't let me go until i drew this

#pillars of eternity #shoutout to dr. katz professional therapist for the 'tell me about it. i mean– tell me about it' line

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sinners in the hands of an angry god

bonus readceran puritan names:

Okay I've been cracking up over this too much, I have to post it. Thank you @ampleappleamble, it's impossible for me to every forget about this now

#pillars of eternity #if-christ-had-not-died-for-thee-thou-wouldst-be-damned is my second favorite weird puritan name #my very favorite is wrestling-with-the-devil #apparently his friends called him wrestling for short

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Dude, sick reference to Snoop Dogg smoking weed. I can’t believe you’re so clever. You were clever enough to bring up Sm – Snoop smoking weed on your stream, because you KNEW that Snoap Dogg smoke weed, and Smoke Dogg, he is s҉m҉d҉snoop. And you KNEW that if you brought up the Smook Dogg smokin 𝚍veed, that you – people would know that! And they would 𝕔𝕝𝕒𝕡!

#vinesauce #happy weed holiday

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Thought Project: Relapse (pt 1)

Buy Ly Ri a Coffee. ko-fi.com/lyriordan

#disco elysium #comics like these are the only fanart/fanfic that really *get* this game i swear

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Which Pillars characters would do best/worst at retail or customer service jobs? I'm imagining Aloth in a McDonald's uniform or Vatnir working at Macy's

Fassina, both. obviously.

all of these are secretly about Best Customer Service Associate Fassina. to me

#pillars of eternity #fassina #although the idea of any of these freaks behind a counter is pretty funny #edér having such good numbers at the ranch and home he works at they don't even write him up for coming in high anymore #aloth obsessively reshelving books *correctly this time* at his barnes and noble #pallegina managing her bank branch like a well oiled machine #vatnir doing the bare minimum at his cafe; drooling into the coffee and serving it anyway

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WIP Friday

thanks for tagging me @herearedragons :)

embroidered eothas patch! made on old pants

tagging @adozentothedawn and @sun-marie, no pressure <3

#pillars of eternity #oh this is lookin goooood #super interested to see this progress 👀