#PATCH! BABYGIRL!

[xoteajays]

cosima clayborne (dc / the batman 2022)

cosima clayborne never intended to become some vigilante type, but living in a city like gotham, it was almost fated. she gets lucky in the form of befriending selina kyle, working alongside her to pay her bills that were quickly stacking up. it's a shame her assistant job didn’t fully pay the bills, but it at least gets her introduced to bruce wayne during an art show.

patchwork, at most, is an irritant more than any real dastardly criminal problem in gotham. to give credit to her skills where it’s due though, her colour-shifting, borderline invisible suit is a masterwork. the batman is sure he can lure her to the heroic side, but she seems more interested in him than any of that.

#ocappreciation #ochub #fyeahsuperverseocs #fyeahdcocs #dc oc #the batman oc #batman oc #oc: cosima clayborne #second winner of the poll! #I F*CKING LOVE COSIMA #DESIGNER BABE #PATCH! BABYGIRL! #i forgot to make anything for her bc i made her shortly after the movie #and there were no screencaps #but i adore her #also alaqua cox? kiss kiss kiss

[calicobigamy]

Essence of a Babygirl (a tumblr joke essay)

Babygirl, the term has spiked in popularity, but what is a babygirl? Is the term a bit more complicated than at first glance? What is the essence of a babygirl? Today I will be answering these questions. 

Urban dictionary describes babygirl as thusly:

“A term used towards grown fictional men who have the fandom in a loving chokehold.”

A Mashable article titled The internet's 2022 horny dictionary defines babygirl as

“... a term of endearment for when a man is being cute, comfortable in his masculinity, or weak in an evocative way.”

These descriptions are wholesome. They create an avenue of masculinity that can be vulnerable and attractive at the same time. A term for a type of masculinity that creates room for a multi-dimensional character in fiction. Various fictional characters have been affectionately dubbed as “babygirls”. One of the most well known being Leon Kennedy from the Resident Evil franchise. 

However the term is also used to describe characters that are remarkably not wholesome. Characters like Izzy Hands, played by Con O’Neil from the incredible show written by David Jenkins called Our Flag Means Death and Marvel’s Loki, played by Tom Hiddleston, have been called babygirls. This must indicate a spectrum of “babygirlness” that scales from wholesome to not wholesome. 

A good babygirl can be seen at a glance, but what makes these other characters part of that babygirl spectrum on the negative side? As my colleague (@robogart) and I studied the issue we realized that negative babygirlness included more nuance. 

We created a study group to determine what attributes make up a bad babygirl. Included in our study was: Izzy Hands (Our Flag Means Death), Gal Dukat (Deep Space 9), David Xanathos and Oberon (Gargoyles), Anders (DA2), Yami Bakura (Yugi-oh, 4kids Production), King of All Cosmos (Katamari), Patches (Fromsoft), Ratagin (Great Mouse Detective), and the Six Fingered Man (Princess Bride). 

The five characteristics that we found amongst all of the babygirls we picked from various media were: being decidedly not wholesome, pathetic, emotionally unhinged and dastardly, but all in all containing some kind of charm. 

We went through and put all of our babygirls to the test with our system. The results were surprising, with Izzy Hands coming out decidedly less babygirl than we predicted and Ratagin being the epitome of babygirlness. 

What did these tests show about babygirlness on a whole? The spectrum ranges from morally good characters to bad, but all share a few common traits. However they express their vulnerabilities, either as completely unhinged or emotionally accessible, we as the audience are captivated and find “their weakness evocative”. Another aspect that is continuous through the spectrum of babygirlness, whether good or bad, is that a babygirl is secure in his masculinity however he chooses to express it. Babygirls on either end of the spectrum do end up having a “loving chokehold on their fandom”. Those people in the fandom are not necessarily of quantity, but of quality. Especially for the baby girls on the “bad” end of the spectrum. 

In conclusion a babygirl can be summed up as a fictional male character that is evocative in his vulnerability and at the same time confident in his masculinity regardless of his moral compass.

Co-Written with @robogart

THANK YOU FOR READING ALL THE WAY TO THE END OF THIS SILLY LITTLE ESSAY!

Please feel free to copy and paste the bad babygirl diagram and see where you babygirls fit!! I am excited to see your favorites!!

#babygirl #dragonage #gargoyles #ds9 #our flag means death #great mouse detective #yugioh #princess bride #oberon #izzy ofmd #gul dukat #anders dragon age #katamari #david xanatos #yami bakura #ratagin #king of all cosmos #fromsoft games #patches #memes

[babysolnyshko]

Daddy?

#baby #coquette #daddy’s babygirl #depressing shit #so hot 🔥🔥🔥 #so fuckable #lana del rey #patch cipriano #mcr #silly #cnc free use #slutty wife #free use slvt #three cheers for sweet revenge #fashion #fiction #business #cuminmypussy #comics #coqette #coqeutte

[lil-bat-outta-hell]

I’m just your cute lil Goth GF 🥰

#goth gf #bd/sm brat #hot goth girls #sexy goth #alternative goth #bd/sm kink #bd/sm babygirl #spooky girls #pumpkin patch #goth girl #punk gf #punk goth #punk girl #sexy alt girl #alt gf #alt aesthetic #alt goth #punk aesthetic

[genshin-impact-updates]

Genshin Impact Version 3.4 Preview

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Sing, where the fireworks are in full bloom.

Dance, where the wind sweeps the sand.

Ancient melodies dissipate in the dreamscapes of memories.

For only in legends,

is the water still clear, and the meadows evergreen.

#genshin impact #genshin impact updates #official #genshin impact news #genshin impact 3.4 #god i cannot wait for this patch #even more than usual #it has BOTH of my babygirls in it (hu tao and alhaitham) #i wish i could go to sleep and wake up on the 17th

[marsdeathdefiances]

✨Alcibiades core✨

#love that crazy little man so much #he may have been real but he’s also my oc and also my babygirl but I also wanna hit him in the head with a baseball bat #then patch him up afterwards and knit him a blanket and make him some tea #all jokes here #alcibiades #kind of

[feraltwinkseb]

November 12, 2010 - Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates Source: Paul Gilham/Getty Images

#gigglemeister #babygirl #the same bicep on that patch as the 'cool guy bicep' flyer mac gives out from always sunny #sebastian vettel #red bull racing #red bull seb #2010 #f1 #formula 1

[fuckitinc]

Stuffies!!!!! 🥳🥳🥰🥰

#gothic #silverhair #latina #cutie w a bootie #fuckitinc #goth #me #101 dalmatians #patch #daddy’s babygirl #stuffed animals #stuffy

[frogwhore666]

Happy Wagner Wednesday, we are being fed tonight.

#gvf #greta van fleet #danny gvf #danny wagner #daniel wagner #don’t think about going on a pumpkin patch date with him #don’t think about sweater danny #he’s a fucking angel #hes so babygirl #literally why is he so perfect

[seakicker]

you’d be hard pressed to find something that makes me hornier than a pregnant and/or fat belly resting above a thick bush of pubes. peak fertility

#leave the razor and laser hair removal at home babygirl i got my jungle explorer girls scout patch #seakicker speaks

[isatoru]

i love you baldur’s gate i didn’t use mods for you and i never will. bless

#she’s perfect ! #also seeing what happened to ppl’s game after each patch was so funny LWNDKKD #not in my next 1000 hours will i use mods bless #but sky.rim babygirl…..

[tiredmoonslut]

Seeing how transparent and quick Larian Studios is with their patches and hotfixes, as a Cyberpunk truther, is really healing in a way I don't think any non-Cyberpunk fan can truly grasp 😭

#you just had to be there #wasn't it like a full year before Patch 1 came out #and Larian puts theirs out like three weeks post-launch #unfuckingreal #and how HONEST they are in their Community Updates #my babygirls #larian studios #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #cyberpunk 2077

[babysolnyshko]

I wake up and want my daddy!

#baby #coquette #daddy’s babygirl #depressing shit #so fuckable #so hot 🔥🔥🔥 #patch cipriano #mcr #lana del rey #cute animals #daddy k!nk #papi #coffee #needy wh0re #slutty wife #cnc free use

[doodlboy]

How mc el actually is

- Known arsonist

- A bit bloodthirsty and vengeful [see: immediately tried to rip belphie's head off on sight with his bare hands after he murdered them & they got revived bc time bs]

- Traumatized & wary of belphie for at least half a year bc of prev note

- Impulsive and will just do the wildest shit bc he feels like [thought he was dead for the first month or 2 in the devildom hell]

- Would eat human if he was presented with it at a demon restaurant [he'd fuckin ask for it out of curiosity tbh]

- Has killed at least 1 man in cold blood [may provide context someday/if someone asks]

How I draw him/talk abt him on here

-✨️🥺✨️

- Resting bitch face or :D with little in-between even tho a lot of his expressions r micro expressions bc 'tsm

- Cute model moment ✨️

- Apathetic [when he's the kinda person who cares too much]

- Crybaby

#i am apparently not immune 2 woobifying my own oc #he is still the things i draw him as but like #y'all have to know he's not just babygirl #he'd just straight up kill you if you got to far on his nerves #anyway #obey me #obey me mc #mc elliot #elliot oc #elliot rambles #note #el spent their recovery period from their murder with mammon. did not leave his room for a while at first #and often woke the whole house screaming in the middle of the night bc nightmares #he also used 2 tear at his neck in said nightmares bc bel choked him and mammon would have 2 patch him up a lot #which is why he wears chokers all the time✨️ lore tieback 2 that post i rbed a bit ago

[rowanisawriter]

GUH..

#if patch 5 has a photo mode it’s over for me.. #im love him……. #oc: marcus #babygirl #bg3

[homemade-clones]

i really said "i'll draw chibis because they're so simplified" and then decided today was a day as good as any to learn drawing braids

at least now i know how to draw braids and rope and similar overlapped things? watch me forget all about it by tomorrow asdghjasd

#art wip #yes ill make yall keep looking at dynamo he's my current babygirl 💖 #bacta patch on the nose bc he's got a fucked up septum #it helps him breathe