#My goofy little French boy

[sheepyazi]

Ok, I have a little head canon here, so bear with me.

So, the mercs fight with each other sometimes over silly things, they're passionate, eccentric and completely different from one another, so they're going to end up having differences of opinion on things they like or have arguments over who broke the latest appliance. But one thing that sparks fights without fail is losing a match.

As soon as that "You failed" message plays in their base they immediately start pointing fingers. Scout, Soldier and Demo usually blame Medic, Medic would point the finger right back at them for expecting him to be able to keep up with them and their special mobility methods, and if it was a really bad loss, everyone else as well for expecting him to be in 100 places at once.

Heavy doesn't usually blame anyone, he just sees losses as a learning experience, same with Engineer, although he'd still have a go at Pyro sometimes for not helping him with the enemy Spy or a sapper. Pyro just doesn't understand what's happening, but if someone tells him he did a whoopsie he'd still apologize and try to not repeat the mistake.

Sniper usually stays out of these fights, he doesn't really care since he was just doing his own job and what the others do doesn't really affect him.

And then there's Spy. His immediate response is to just blame himself for everything. His usual bravado and "I'm better than you" kind of attitude he has just vanishes like smoke as soon as shit hits the fan. He hyper focuses on his own mistakes and almost refuses to believe anyone else could be at fault.

It could still be seen as egotistical to just hoard all the blame like your the center of the universe, but he doesn't like seeing his team fight about this. And usually as soon as he opens his mouth everyone else stops arguing. Most just don't want him to put himself down like that, since they're all friends despite all the arguments, but Scout just wholeheartedly agrees with him.

Everyone knows Spy is a weak link in the team, nothing admin has done to balance things out within teams when it comes to class strengths and weaknesses has ever been in his favour really, at least not lately. And Spy himself is very aware of this, so whenever the blame game for losses comes around he'll shift blame onto himself, everyone can agree that the weak link is usually the one at fault.

Even when he hadn't done anything wrong, he'll still find something. Maybe he didn't get the right kills? Maybe he got into an accident and wasted too much time in respawning? Maybe he just spent too much time with his boyfriend in his little sniping spot rather than on the ground with everyone else? Maybe he just wasn't good enough in general? In his mind, there's always something he did wrong.

And since it usually immediately ends the argument and the only one that speaks up agrees with him, he gets stuck in that mindset, and isolates himself a little without really realizing it until Sniper or someone else pulls him back in to join whatever it is they were going to do. They weren't going to leave their friend all alone to sulk while they had fun to forget about their crappy work day. That just ain't right.

Usually chocolate and some wine is enough to liven him up again, but a bit of retail therapy and cuddles from his beaux are a bonus and speed the process up a little.

#tf2 headcanons #tf2 hcs #i may have gone overboard #Kinda angsty ig #Torturing Spy emotionally is fun sometimes #I love him really #My goofy little French boy

[grxmreaperx]

ive been stuck in the airport for 8 hours and awake for 29 hours so i have deleriously begun thinking of domestic Mark Hoffman on a vacation.

To me he definitley screams airport dad, he’s holding everyones passports and boarding passes, he’s weighing everyones bags , quadruple checking everyone has everything they need and the whole kit and caboodle. but on the flip side the second yall are actually in the plane in the air he becomes normal cocky Mark Hoffman again, whispering in your ear about joining the mile high club and honestly probably doing it lolllll ,, his hand permanently gripping your thigh or having you sleep on his shoulder

anyway thats the end of my delusional rambles about my fav psycho bastard <33

ok this is so fucking funny and i haven't been able to stop thinking about it since this hit my inbox so have some headcanons (might make this into a full goofy fic at some point we'll see)

first off, i hope you get some sleep soon!!

domestic Hoffman has me WEAK

he gets so stressed

"did you pack this?" "did you pack this?" "did you pack this?"

"for FUCKS sake Mark why don't you just pack?"

has to be at the airport like 8 hours early

wears the most outrageous Hawaiian shirts he can find

i have a headcanon that he dresses fairly darker on his days off (probably old band tshirts type of look) but on vacation this man would look like a stereotypical tourist

i'm just imagining you and Mark going on a vacation with all of the other apprentices (and Adam because i said so)

he's considered putting one of those kiddie leases on Adam because he always wanders off

the only person he doesn't yell at for walking too slow is John

he and Amanda are fighting because she tried to bring a knife through the metal detectors and now you're all stopped by security and he's worried you're going to miss your flight (it's four hours away)

the only people he doesn't get annoyed with are you and Lawrence (who he has put in charge of Adam)

"Amanda did you pack sunscreen for John? I don't want to listen to either of you complain if he gets burnt"

"babe i'm gonna kill them, someone is not making it on that plane."

he's internally screaming when Amanda and Adam start playing monkey in the middle with his wallet cause they're bored

"John control your children for fuck's sake"

"Lawrence would you control your boy toy my GOD"

you, John, and Lawrence are just sitting, patiently waiting to board the plane and watching Mark die a little inside

definitely said he would "turn this car around" at least once when you were on your way to the airport

once you're on the plane (and you've made sure he's not sitting next to Amanda or Adam) he's back to normal

absolutely makes a joke about you two joining the mile high club

(and you probably do if we're being honest)

will not stop whispering things in your ear just to entertain himself

Adam makes fun of you later after he saw you both sneaking out of the bathroom

you try and convince him to sleep on the plane ride but he refuses

it starts all over again once the plane lands

"babe someone is not going to make it to the hotel why didn't we just come by ourselves"

tag list: @bee-who-isnt-french, @enigmatic-blues, @kujofam, @aliengutzstuff, @mysunfishpeedinmyroom, @slut4hoffman, @schrodingersjigsaw, @hoffmansnightmare, @karmaswitch, @mrs-hotforhoffman, @returntodustsblog, @capan-deveraux2, @switchbabeeexo, @librababe99, @honimello

#saw #saw franchise #mark hoffman #mark hoffman x reader #headcanon #amanda young #adam stanheight #lawrence gordon #john kramer #fluff

[ringdabel]

My thoughts on OP ships except im being 100% honest (P.1)

*LuNami - Cute but im not a big fan of it - Autisum and girlboss frfr - idm if its canon! I mean i like their moments of hugging and all, they're all so silly and i absolutely adore them! ^^ *LuHan - Nah... HARD pass... - I do not ship them at all and refuses to - their age gap is 12 and i think personally Boa is just having some kind of highschool crush -if this ship becomes canon...... bro im gonna stare in the distance and cry - If you ship these two...... NO OFFENSE! But What is wrong with you :[ *LuZo/ZoLu - MY EMOTINAL SUPPORT SHIP YIPPIEEEEE - They are so SO CANON u cannot convince me otherwise!!! - Dumb and Dumber. - I love and ADORE their dynamic! their interactions, first meetings, etc... EVERYTHING THEYRE SOOO CUTE AGHHCBSDBIL <3333 - The crew KNOWS they love eachother. They know what they are. - shamelessly kisses eachother goodnight - Zoro will die for Luffy, and Luffy will stop him. *LuSan/Sanlu - ONE OF MY FAV SHIPS EVER!!! Their interactions!! >>>>>> - WE KNOW SANJI LOVES HIM AND ADORES HIM. WE KNOW THAT ALREADY YOU FRENCH FRY - He wants to be Luffy's special boy in the OPLA, c'mon, its so obv - Sanji gets jealous when Luffy compliments other cooks other than him, its canon guys, trust me. MOVIE 6, THAT PHYSILOGICAL HORROR MOVIE OF OP. *ZoSanLu/ZoLuSan -POWER POLY LOVERS ON TOP! -i love them. *cries* -I have 400 pages of fanart featuring these stupid boneheads. - they sleep together and Luffy steals all the blankets - Zoro will def giving them his earings. aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *LuKob/Koblu -Comfort ship of mine!!! THEYRE SO CUTE ITS ILLEGAL!!!! - I want them to reunite again, then hold hands and kiss eachother on the lips then go on cute little dates :[ - LUFFY IS KOBY'S GAY AWAKENING CHANGE MY MIND (i feel like hes more like bi or pan BUT) - Koby owns 6000 wanted posters of Luffy and its canon that he wants more of them. hes such a fanboy omg.... - If they ever date... they will have a matching handmade bracelet... Luffy's red and Koby's pink.... each has letters of eachother... - (ALSO THERES THIS FAV FIC OF THEM FROM AO3, THE AUTHOR IS okiedokeTM (madelinescribbles) AND THE FIC IS CALLED "Koby's Awful No-Good Very Confusing Day" CHECK IT OUT IF YOU CAN!!!!) - im very normal abt them (lie) *LuUso/UsoLu - Very cute ship!!1 - i personally see them as best friends more but its still verey cute! - They bond, they hug, they hit and they danced. yeah i get how ppl ship them!!!!!!!!! *LuLaw/Lawlu -Tbh.... its very cute! - i used to be obsessed with this ship bcs their dyanmic is so interesting, like Black cat and golden retriver! - i still kinda do ndcnas - Luffy reminds Law of Corazon bcs of his goofiness ughh CRIES - I hc Law that he has a soft spot for silly, goofy ppl, his sister, his crew, Corazon, LUFFY????????? He loves them but will never admit smh smh - When he ruins all of your well-planned plans that took you a whole week to make <3333333 *CobyLuLaw/KobyLawLu -AYEEEEEEEEEEE MY NEW FAV SHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!! - F**K BEING UNDERRATED, I WANT THIS TO BE KNOWN ACROSS THE WHOLE F**KING WORLD!!!!!! - PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ITS SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U HAVE TO WRITE FICS ABT IT I NEED MORE OF IT!!!1 - I want to thank @orange-artist for drawing and having KobyLawLu on my breakfast table!!!!!!!!!! - AND FOR YOU THE PPL WHO WRITE THE FICS ILY - me omw to make brainrots of these three stupid peas in a pod, fishes in a bowl, pens in a pencilcase :]]]

#one piece #kobylu #lunami #lusan #sanlu #zolu #luzo #lukoby #usolu #kobylawlu

[doccywhomst]

every classic regeneration of the Doctor as a university professor.

one: anthropology. he sucks at it. regardless, as someone with a degree in anthropology, i think he'd fit in. this dude is a being of pure chaos, but he looks like he was born to eat raisin bran. he's an anthro prof.

two: drama and improv. this is a guy that flies by the seat of his pants. he's my goofy little scrimblo, my scooby-dooby bimbam. i think he'd make a great theater, music, or dance professor - any excuse to perform.

three: chemistry or engineering. his car is literally sentient. he's a crime-fighting mad scientist masquerading as a frilly dandy, and by golly, he can invent shit. he's tenured, so they let him do whatever he wants, which usually involves breaking the laws of physics.

four: anthropology, but now he's better at it. he's always giving people little treats and making friends. he's still a bit of a wild card, but i think he'd be great at telling stories and giving long-winded lectures about culture, and he dresses like a lesbian grandma.

five: track and field, or literature, but you already knew that. he's a twink from 1983 who looks like he leads a barbershop quartet. he'd definitely teach at some posh ivy league school, and the Master would be a science professor, and they'd have an intense rivalry from afar, laced with palpable sexual tension.

six: language and poetry! writing stage plays, tongue twisters, sonnets, and soliloquies, six is the universal wordsmith! i wish The Two Doctors had just been about six and two going to brunch with their theater kid TAs.

seven: ohhh hohohoho..... hehehehehe. according to Human Nature (1995), he was a history professor at an all-boys school - but i think he could teach just about anything, like Twelve: poetry, particle physics, same thing. he's a quick-witted strategic thinker, so he'd be in charge of debate club and chess club.

eight: humanities, music, or French. he was designed in a lab to be the perfect professor. he's gay, he wears a cravat, he has a million fully lit candelabras going in his office at all times, and he sings while cooking breakfast. Dorian Gray, eat your heart out.

#new content!!!! wow. im surprised too #i hope this post did considerable psychic damage (affectionate) #doctor who #classic who #first doctor #second doctor #third doctor #fourth doctor #fifth doctor #sixth doctor #seventh doctor #eighth doctor

[sainz-leclerc]

Imagine :

You were out shopping for the entire day .

Just as you were about to enter another store , you received a text and stopped in front of the store .

Unbeknownst to you , a group of formula 1 drivers were shopping in the same mall .

Right when they were about to enter the store you were standing next to , Charles stopped them abruptly.

“What is it Charles ?” Carlos asked confused, bumping into Lando.

Charles dragged Lando , Carlos and Pierre a few steps back and made a small circle.

“Okay okay , try not to make it obvious” he whispered “but look behind you. the prettiest girl is sitting right at the entry of the store”

But of course , instead of subtly turning their head one by one , all of them turned at the same time , staring straight at you.

Charles slapped them behind the head , making them groan.

“Ouch Charles” Pierre complained but then nodded “yeah , she is pretty”

“So what mate , you want her number ?” Carlos asked

Charles shifted a bit on his feet “well … yeah kinda”

All of them sat in silence for a second before Lando jumped up “I have an idea , come here”

Lando whispered his plan into the guys ears , all of them nodding and making their way over to the store.

They stopped right in front of the entry , and Pierre took his phone out to take a selfie .

When in reality , he was trying to take a photo of you.

At that moment , you looked up from your phone , noticing 4 guy’s taking a pic .

Grabbing your bags , you moved away “Oh I’m so sorry , I didn’t realize you were taking a picture . I’ll move” you politely apologized , letting out a small friendly laugh.

They all burst out at the same time

“Oh don’t worry”

“You’re good , you’re good don’t worry about it”

“No worries , it’s alright”

“No no no , it’s okay but um ….”

You looked at them in a funny way , smiling at their outburst. Just as you were about to leave , one of them stepped up to you.

“Hey , um … Could I ask you something?” Charles asked , fumbling on his feet

Smiling at him , you nodded “yes of course”

“Well um … HE wants your number” and then he pointed at another one of the boys in the group.

The other boy threw his hands up , shaking his head “Nu-uh , he is the one who wants it” in a panic , Lando pointed at Carlos.

Carlos made a shocked face and simply pointed at Pierre while shaking his head.

Pierre at the same time pointed to Charles and started calling him out in french.

Soon enough , a full fight started between them , mixes of English , French and Spanish being thrown around.

You laughed softly at them , finding their little fight childish.

“I have an idea”

They all stopped and turned at you.

Pulling a black marker out of your bag , lucky you went office supplies shopping today , and pulled the first guys hand .

Charles blushed at you , loving the way your small hand felt around his large one.

“How about I give you all my number and then you 4 can decide who gets it ?” You ask , writing your number on Charles’s hand.

They all mindlessly nodded , giving you goofy smiles.

After you finished writing your name and drawing a small heart next to your number , you smiled at them and went on your way.

All four of them were stuck for a second, before Charles looked down at his hand and read you name.

“Y/n” he mused.

Hearing your name , Lando sprung back to life “you know what , I changed my mind . I do want her number”

“Same” Pierre and Carlos chirped at the same time.

Charles looked back and forth between his hand and the boys before breaking in a run , the other 3 hot on his trail.

“Charles”

“Come back here hijo de puta”

“donne moi ce numéro ou je jure que je te tue” / give me that number or I swear I’ll kill you

Hearing shouts from the other side of the mall , you turned around , laughing when you saw the boy you gave your number to running from the other three.

#charles leclerc #charles leclerc x y/n #charles leclerc x you #charles leclerc x reader #lando norris #lando norris x you #lando norris x y/n #lando norris x reader #carlos sainz jr #carlos sainz jr x y/n #carlos sainz jr x you #carlos sainz jr x reader #pierre gasly #pierre gasly x y/n #pierre gasly x reader #pierre gasly x you #f1 one shot #formula 1 #formula 1 drabble #imagines #f1 #oneshots #writing #f1 smut #f1 fluff #sainz leclerc drabble #cl16 #ln4 #cs55 #pg10

[angel-gone-south]

Oh dearest writer I am requesting (again) what do YOU think tweek, clyde, kyle, jimmy and pip would call the reader (if that makes any sense 😅) like ig "petnames" but I hate that word more then anything (even more then my mom 🤭)

🖌 anon (as always)

Nicknames for the Reader!

i did romantic AND platonic if that’s okay

Drug mention

【☆】★【☆】

Stan Marsh

Platonic: Dude, Bro, “Lil Homie” or “Big Guy” depending on your height

Romantic: Darling, Honey, Baby. Typical shit unless he’s in a goofy mood, then it’s something stupid like “booboo bear”

Kyle Broflovski

Platonic: Dude, Bro. Classic.

Romantic: Babe, Dear, Honeybun. He never calls you Honeybun in public though, that one is for him only.

Kenny McCormick

Platonic: Babes, among other things that are probably not normally platonic (doll, pretty, etc)

Romantic: Doll, Prince/Princess, Hot stuff (or hotcock/pusspuss when he’s stoned out of his gourd)

Eric Cartman

Platonic: This is Cartman we’re talking about. He calls you derogatory things based on your appearance and background no matter what.

Romantic: Same thing, mostly. But alone he’s much sweeter, or he just adds “my” to the beginning of whatever slur he calls you. He’s not used to love.

Butters/Marjorine Stotch

Platonic: Fella, Buddy, Bubba, etc.

Romantic: Baby, sweetheart, darling, etc. Constantly giving you the sweetest compliments too. “Handsome boy” or “pretty girl” or simply just “gorgeous”

Craig Tucker

Platonic: Dude. Bro sometimes but he’s a very Dude guy.

Romantic: We all know he calls his partners honey, but also I think he would call you cupcake or love. Maybe even just baby.

Tweek Tweak

Platonic: Bro, my guy. Uses your name a lot.

Romantic: Hun, Cutie, just the most sickeningly sweet shit. He’s smitten.

Clyde Donovan

Platonic: Dude, bro, guy. Regardless of gender.

Romantic: Something stupid. Little lady/baby boy/my darling when he wants to embarrass you. Bae in front of his friends.

Tolkien Black

Platonic: Simple and straight to the point, he uses your name. Occasionally dude.

Romantic: I’m sorry he’s the guy to say pookie unironically 💀 he also calls you “little bug” though which is honestly adorable

Jimmy Valmer

Platonic: My man/Little Dude/Miss lady. He’s a jokester, whaddya want?

Romantic: Sweetums, cutie patootie, lovebug.

Scott Malkinson

Platonic: Dude, your name. Very simple.

Romantic: He’s probably so nervous but I think he would call you sugar, hon, and babe. He’s also definitely fond of dear and darling.

Pip Pirrup

Platonic: Friend, Chap, other British things.

Romantic: Love, sweetie, baby, missus/mister/mx. He adores you to the bone.

Damien Thorn

Platonic: Puny, worm, other such insults.

Romantic: Mortal. Also refers to you as “the Tolerable One” and “Mine.” Sometimes, when he’s feeling extra sappy, he calls you his little angel or firestarter.

Gregory (of Yardale)

Platonic: He does NOT know what that means so prepare for a litany of Prince/Princess, My Liege, etc.

Romantic: Others include: My sweet, love, sunshine, baby, little flower, beautiful, gorgeous, etc.

Christophe “The Mole” DeLorne

Platonic: “Friend” is the best thing you could squeeze out of him.

Romantic: lots of French. “Papillon” (butterfly), “Mon cher/Ma chérie” (my dear/my darling), “Amour” (love). He prays you don’t understand. Never point them out he WILL stop.

#south park #south park x y/n #south park fanfiction #south park x reader #south park x you #sp x reader #sp stan #sp stan marsh #sp kyle #sp kenny #sp cartman #sp butters #sp craig #sp tweek #sp clyde #sp tolkien #sp scott #sp pip #sp damien #sp gregory #sp christophe #sp the mole #ze mole #sp headcanons #south park hcs #south park headcanons #sp hcs #🖌️ anon #sp jimmy #➳ Return to Sender!♡

[djsherriff-responses]

Some LaserFrog thoughts I may or may not doodle out:

Dolph and Bullfrog using fruit word play and idioms as an inside thing between them (Dolph in particular saying “I don’t like bitter fruit, I want to taste something sweet” when admitting his feelings for the assassin)

Bullfrog comparing Dolph to literal hawks at the beginning of their relationship (especially when Dolph kinda caused Jade and Pey’J’s deaths) but after a long , messy and complicated trip of them learning more about each other and falling in love Bullfrog starts giving Dolph cheesy bird nicknames (either “little birdie” or some bird stuff in French)

I don’t really see Dolph being one to use nicknames , but he does act a bit like a dork whenever people use nicknames on him back (Alex calling him “my boy” definitely melted his heart)

Dolph tries so hard to not show too much emotions, but he definitely cracks when he’s around people he cares about

Also fun fact Dolph’s name means “wolf”, Hawks and wolves both eat frogs :)

Dolph opening up about his relationship with Alex and how despite the pain Alex caused and killing him , Dolph still loved Alex (Dolph likely shares some of the goofy good times he had with Alex too). Bullfrog comforts him about it, giving his own thoughts on Alex’s comment of “no happy endings” in that Bullfrog believes that life just goes on no matter who dies, thus there isn’t a happy ending, but that there also isn’t really a bad ending either. “I can’t promise we’ll have a happy ending, but I hope we have a nice story before we reach the finale mon capitaine“

Bullfrog also opening up about his weird origins and trying to explain how his father was alive during the French Revolution (going with the crack theory that he’s the offspring of Polokus and Arno Dorian) , or just some other traumatic stuff he himself experienced

the two have a bit of a rivalry/competition to see who can get the other more flustered

#laserfrog #captain laserhawk #captain laserhawk spoilers

[hymn-of-muse]

How Sweet.

A Tristepin/Percedal x Evangelyne requested by @hewasanamericangirl !

[for a bit of explanation, i grew up with the original french dub so i'll be using "dally"'s french name and nickname. the "n" in "pin" is silent]

"Eva!" Tristepin called over to the cra in his traveling party, a bright and cheery look on his face like he had another of his dumb ideas. A look Evangelyne was all too familiar with.

"Yes? what is it, Pin-Pin?" Evangelyne sighed as he confidently marched over to her, a hint of a playful tone as she called him by the nickname he claimed was "too childish".

"Clear your schedule for tonight, because we have plans!" He stated rather matter-of-factly, a smug and proud smile to match the proud pose he had with his hands on his hips. Clearly he thought he was being smooth, lucky for him she found his attitude amusing.

"We do? What are we doing tonight?" She asked, raising an eyebrow with her question and shifting her wait to lean on one side with a hand on her waist. "You arent planning to fight anyone are you? you better not have signed us up for some fighting tournament-" she started scolding.

"no! no, no, no! Not a fight, Eva! i found a place to have dinner tonight!" he explained.

"oh, well thats a nice change." she smiled, dropping her scolding demeanor and casually crossing her arms over her chest.

"yes! I promise, it's a nice place in town, we'll go tonight, yeah?" he grinned, seemingly excited which was no surprise to anyone for him to be excited about food.

"okay" she shrugged, clearly not thinking too much of it but agreed and turned back to catch up with Amalia ahead of them.

"Evaaa, did i hear that right?" Amalia grinned at her friend rather mischievously.

"what...? why are you looking at me like that?" Evangelyne asked, quirking a brow at the princess' behaviour.

"did Tristepin ask you on a date and you just said yes? just like that?" the sadida giggled teasingly.

"w-what?? date? no, he was telling me about a place we could all eat tonight...wasnt he?" eva felt her face warm up as a slight blush appeared at the idea of a date.

"Evangelyne no! he asked you out!" Amalia insisted, slightly narrowing her eyes at the blonde as she spoke.

"oh boy, what have i gotten myself into?" Eva sighed and dragged a hand over her face as she did so in exasperation. She wasnt expecting this but did expect it to not go so well, the party did have a bit of a knack for getting into trouble and Tristepin did get himself into fights. he didnt exactly seem like the kind of guy that was very good with dates so you couldnt really blame her for expecting the night to not go so well.

Eventually the night did come, Amalia had insisted on helping Evangelyne get ready for her date, picking out a dress and doing her hair.

Eva stepped out of the inn the party had decided to stay at for the remaining time they would spend in the town, finding Tristepin waiting for her outside.

He had an arm behind his back and an amazed smile on his face as he looked at her. "Wow Eva! You look beautiful!" he complimented her, almost forgetting about the thing he hid behind himself. "oh-these are for you." he grinned, revealing a small bouquet and handing it over to her.

Evangelyne was a little taken aback by the surprise gift but smiled sweetly and took the bouquet from him with a small "Thank you."

Tristepin held out his arm for hers, his goofy prideful smile never faltering. "Shall we go then, my lady?"

Eva linked her arm with his, bouquet held close in the other hand, and nodded. "what's this place you had in mind then?"

As they walked down the street, Tristepin guiding their path, Evangelyne couldnt help but brace herself for whenever the moment would arrive that things finally went south. Little did she know, Tristepin was hoping desperately that this would work out, even asking Yugo and Ruel earlier for tips and advice.

Tristepin lead the two of them down the streets of the town, a short walk down to the little restaurant he'd spotted earlier that day. It was a quiet walk, the silence filled with a nervous and awkward tension.

When they arrived, Tristepin made sure to hold the door open for her, to pull her chair out and seat her himself. He had always referred to himself as a gentleman and tried showing it whenever he could, though normally his efforts were spoiled by his clumsiness or over eager attitude towards fighting, however tonight he expressed chivalry with ease.

Evangelyne found herself smiling fondly as they sat at the table together, once again thinking to herself "so far so good".

"So, Eva, what do you think? pretty nice place, eh?" Tristepin smiled brightly, though his demeanor gave away he was searching for conversation starters out of nervousness.

"Actually, yes, and very surprising too, coming from you." Eva admitted with a playful tone.

"yea-wait" Tristepin stopped himself from agreeing when he processed her words. "what do you mean 'coming from me'? is it really a surprise i picked out a nice place?" he tilted his head as he asked, confused, curious and ever so slightly offended by her remark, her teasing going over his head.

Eva only giggled at his reaction in response before a waiter came over to their table to take their order. After drinks and food were decided upon, the waiter wrote down their orders and left them to chat while they waited on their meals.

"so..." Tristepin spoke up, nervously glancing to the side and poking his fingers together. "what do you think so far?" he looked pretty cute when he got all shy like that.

"this is really nice. no fighting, just us enjoying a meal at a nice place, i like it." Evangelyne smiled honestly at Tristepin. it was a really nice change of pace from their adventures and it seemed to be going smoothly too, she was happy.

Tristepin smiled back brightly at her response, glad things were going so well for once and that she was enjoying herself.

Their food and drinks soon arrived and they chatted a bit amongst themselves while they ate, learning a little bit more about each other and sharing some experiences from their adventures.

Soon enough the night was ending and they were headed out back to the in. The bouquet from earlier still in her hand, Eva linked her arm with Tristepin's once again and they left the restaurant together, heading back down the street as lamplight lit the way and stars started filling the sky.

Eva found herself laughing at Tristepin's story as they made their way, he found himself smiling and a little flustered rather than upset at someone laughing.

Eventually they said goodnight to each other as they reached the hallway to their rooms in the inn.

"Pin-Pin, wait-" Evangelyne put a hand on his arm to stop him before they parted ways and planted a kiss on his cheek. "Thank you"

He stood there a minute with a red face before a huge lovestruck grin spread upon his face and he brought his fist into the air and back with a quiet little "Yes!"

Eva entered the room she shared with Amelia to find the princess standing in the middle of the room with a curious smile on her face. "Sooo?? how was your date, Eva?" She giggled before noticing the flowers Eva was holding.

"oh! he gave you flowers! oh how sweet!" Amelia smiled.

Evangelyne gave a shy smile in response, a light blush dusting her face. "Yeah...How Sweet."

thank you for reading

reblogs are appreciated and requests are always open!

#eva x dally #evangelyne #wakfu evangelyne #evangelyne x percedal #evangelyne x tristepin #eva x pinpin #tristepin de percedal #sir percedal of sadlygrove #wakfu percedal #percedal x eva #percedal x evangelyne #tristepin #wakfu #wakfu dally #tristepin x eva #tristepin x evangelyne #fanfiction blog #fanfic blog #fanfiction author #fanfic request #fanfiction requests #fanfic writer #fanfiction writer #wakfu fic #wakfu fanfic #fluff warning #requested fic

[leclerced]

Okay so I thought about boys and the girlfriend’s family. And I came up with:

Lando who everyone knows how he is. Goofy, sassy, playful, sometimes mean, he has his strengths and faults. But not with his girl’s family. He just wants then to see him as the perfect match for her so he’s always on his best behaviour and actually loves spending time with them because he knows how important it is for her. He charms the mom and even learns the language (sorry but I thought about someone that’s from not-English speaking country) so he can communicate with them and it makes his girl’s heart melt because it’s the sweetest thing ever.

Oscar is just a cutie pie with the family. Everyone loves him and loves to dote on him. He’s always a gentleman and wants to help the best he can. (This will be self indulgent) I think my mom would absolutely adore him and I can totally see her wanting to feed him and then when he says (with the saddest eyes ever) he can’t eat sth because of his diet she’d find the best recipes he can eat and make his faves for him😭✋

I don’t think I write Max well so I’m gonna leave him to you sweetie

Charles would be so nervous for the first time but he’d win everyone’s hearts right away. Because how can you not love Charles’s mess of a hair, French accent and squishy cheeks. Also he would always come with gifts (no matter how long he’d know the family) because he thinks it’s rude to come with bare hands.

hi im working so this is super rushed and messy im sorry

lando is definitely on his best behavior when he’s around his girl’s family. he learns her language as soon as they get together because he knows he wants to be with her forever, so he’s downloading duolingo and trying to do it in secret to surprise her with it until she somehow catches him and starts teaching him instead. he brings gifts for everyone, and greets them in their native language which surprises them alll so much, especially the grandparents who don’t speak english.

i think oscar would break his diet for his girl’s fam. i think he likes food and one meal isn’t gonna throw him off. im gonna be self indulgent because i love to bake and cook, and when my family gets together there is soooo much food. it’s different on my mom and dad’s side bc i have separated parents. my mom’s side are all country folk who hang out in the shop, the men drink beer and watch nascar or football, whatever is on the tv, and the ladies gossip. they fry foods in the shop or grill outside the shop, and it’s fish they caught or game they hunted, which i feel like would make some drivers wary, i think they’re used to fancy dinners in expensive cities, not something that was shot and processed by the people cooking and eating it. but oscar is up for trying new things and even though he’s never really had deer, he likes the gamey taste it has. the women would love him bc he does everything for his girl, always getting her drinks or just massaging her shoulders for her and little things like that.

i think max is so good natured he’d fit in anywhere, he’s very smart and knows how to talk to people. i think it’s hard not to like him. my family all have adhd and will listen to people talk about anything. my uncle loves to indulge people and bullshit, so like over thanksgiving my sister in law was talking about her family’s business and my uncle pretended to go onto their website and order twenty thousand dollars worth of leather. she was freaking out while everyone else is laughing because we knew it was a joke, until my aunt was like “excuse my husband, he’s a liar.” and i can imagine my family doing that with max but he’d bullshit back and egg them on. he’d get along really well with the men simplyn because they can bond over cars if nothing else. he’d get along well w all of them we’re all very laid back tbh. i think he’d never been happier as when he plays tag or hide and seek with all the little ones. he’d eventually make his way back over to his girlfriend when he needs a drink or to catch his breath after being it, but it’s never long before one of the kiddos is finding him and pulling him away again.

charles brings immaculate personalized gifts and a dessert he had flown in from some fancy bakery he’s obsessed with just to impress them. he shows up with a suitcase full of gifts, he would have memorized everything she mentioned about her family so he could get everyone a perfectly tailored gift. the first time they meet him they tease about him trying to buy their love and gf is just like “no, he just does this. he will do this every time.” and he totally does. they love him so much he’s their baby boy by the time the first meeting is over, her mom is telling him to call him maman and he’s on a first name basis with her dad.

#ask #lifeboredme

[cyberphuck]

top 5 breed of dog

top 5 final fantasy characters

top 5 stims (e.g. flappy hands, tapping, rocking)

*cracks knuckles* alright motherfuckers let's do this Top 5 Dog Breeds 5. Australian Shepherd. This is not a dog *I* would want to own, but they're super underrated, just as smart as Border Collies and just as energetic but with a cheerful energy instead of a "Finnish Soldier on Meth" one. Plus the lil butt. 4. Boxer. These dogs are pretty much just a bundle of Weird Dog Disorders and they aren't brilliant but they're SO fukken goofy and I love it. Boxers love a good time. 3. French Bulldog. I liked these before they were trendy, okay, but even though I love their lil ears and their bug eyes and the way they wail when they throw a tantrum, I probably wouldn't own one-- the breeding practices are cruel especially now that they're popular. Still, adorable little bug-eyed divas. 2. Any hound breed, honestly, but Coon Hounds. YOOOOOOOOOOH! YOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!! (one time a neighbor came over to check on my hound Travis because she thought "he might be injured or trapped somewhere" and I was like no he's just like that) 1. Pit Bull. Obvious choice, Velvet House Hippos are sweet, smart, loyal, cuddly, and loving. They're genuinely delighted to see you. They smile all the time. They've still got a good dose of derpiness and goofosity going on, too. I would totally own another Pibble, or five, or ten. Top 5 Final Fantasy Characters 5. Golbez/Theodore Harvey. Were you unsatisfied with how twinky and emo and pale the protagonist of Final Fantasy IV was? Meet his Better In Every Way older brother. 4. Tossup between Sephiroth and Zack Fair. Both of them were trying so hard to do the right thing, following orders, supporting and protecting their friends, and they were both done so dirty by Shinra. Also Sephiroth has schizophrenia. 3. Delita Heiral. Not a villain, not even the antagonist. Just a dead man walking, so focused on endgame that he doesn't care about all the blood he's wading through to get to it. 2. Isilud Tengille. The boy, the myth, the legend. Indoor Grasshopper, indoctrinated church kid, chapter three miniboss, he's in three scenes and there's a fantastic sprite animation of his dad slapping him across the face so hard that he falls to his knees. Delicious. 1. KAIN MOTHERFUCKING HIGHWIND. No FF character is more iconic, none more emo, none more perfect. Just his silhouette, the shape of his helmet, the spear, THOSE LEGS are instantly recognizable. He's on your side and then he's not but now he is and now he's not again just kidding now he is haha kidding again he's not now. At the end of FF4 he takes off his helmet and WHOOPS HE'S A TOTAL HOTTIE. His unrequited love for his best friend's girlfriend is so powerful that he breaks into two people so one of them can kidnap the girl and the other can fuck his best friend's son. In later adaptations, he's given an ovary-exploding sexy baritone voice by Liam O'brien. Don't let anyone tell you Kain is toxic or weird or creepy or inferior to whatever FFXIV character that is blatantly ripping him off: Kain Highwind is THE Final Fantasy character, period. Top 5 stims, if you're still here after I had a Kain Rant 5. Rotating the foot. Sometimes both feet, but just one is great. 4. Finger to thumb taps, rubs, and picks. Classic. 3. Joint cracking. Comes with added benefit of Noises. 2. Singing/echolalia. Just good in the mouth, also the dogs like it. 1. Playin' with textures, especially little ones. Bite off a fingernail, roll it against my thumb for a while. Paradise.

Thank you for your time.

[zamjd]

Furina's Character Demo

WDASJFAWBHSBD AAAAAA IM GOING FERAL OVER FURINA'S CHARACTER DEMO!!!

I WAS SUPRISED BY THE QUALITY OF THE EDITING LIKE GENSHIN REALLY PUT MORE THAN A 100% ON IT CAUSE HOOOOOOH BOY DID I ENJOY WATCHING EVERY SINGLE FRAME OF IT, LIKE THE FONTS THE STYLE THE TRANSITION THE LAYER TEXTURE I REALLY LIKE THE OLD FILM STYLE TEXT THEME THAT'S A REALLY NICE TOUCH LIKE HOW EACH OF THE SALON MEMBER WERE INTRODUCED WERE SO WHOLESOME LIKE 💕💕💕💗 THATS ADORABLE >//< WNADJSD FURINA TWIRLING WITH USHER, HUGGING CHEVALMARIN WHILE THEY BLOWS BUBBLES, AND THEN THE LITTLE TEASE WITH CRABELLETA!!!! ITS TO FUCKING CUTE AND ADORABLE I SWEAR!!!!! (Also Furina's little "Tadaa!" is so WAIHSDJAWB💕💕) ALSO I REALLY LIKE THE FLASHY CAMERAS WITH HER POSING AND LIKE BEFORE THAT WAS HER SILLOUGHETE AND THE POSES WERE MAGNIFICENT AND AUGHHHHHH AIWJDHASGDAW!!!! REALLY GIVES OUT THE WHOLE CELEBRITY THEME OH AND THE SONG IS A FUCKING BOP YOU DO NOT UDNERSTAND NOT THE MENTION THE FRENCH(French I think? correct me if I'm wrong) LYRICS NEAR THE END WAS AIWKDWJABNHFA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Fuirna having little alternate scenarios (I assume from her head but like, visualized) At first I thought she had the ability to stop time lmao XD SHE LIKE PLAYFULLY FLICKS NUVIELLETES HAIR LIKE MAN- WHOS SIDE YOU ON MY GUY WAJSDJBWA HAHA ALSO I LIKE HOW HARD FURINA TRIES TO PULL OUT FREMINET'S DIVING HELEMT AWAY WAKDSJAWGHSB GOOFY SHE TRIES SO HARD AAAA DWKJSDA I WANNA GET HER SO BAD BUT I ONLY HAVE 34 PULLS AND ZERO PITY ;-; (genshin give me really really early and make me win 50/50 pls pls pls pls pls plspls) unrelated but we getting a new fontaine pyro user 👀👀

#genshin impact #genshin #fontaine #furina #focalors #hydro archon #rant post

[bugoutreviewgirlie]

AH! NEW trailer stuff, time to over analyze every minute detail!!

Kim and Luka??

AWWW Adrien has SUCH a baby face!! Hard to imagine him as the sassy, somewhat sarcastic Chat Noir from the last teaser trailer.

Even though I only know a few words in French, I can tell Alya is brutally roasting Marinette 😂

my son is SOOOOOO pretty!! Even if he does look a little like the blonde flirty ballerino douche kabob from Leap!

new lore?? why is Tikki entering her heart?? uhhhhhhhh mixed feelings but! still looks neat!

Their dynamic here is SO early stage ladynoir, LOOK AT THE SASSY BOYYYY

bro? when I said new lore...haha why does he look scary from the back even though he's still wearing the goofy baldcap. Wait, can he fly??

ew never mind, he looks like a WWE fighter

THE MIME!! I love how he's been in every single incarnation of the show. He is a staple, he is an icon, he is the moment. And I guess the other lady looks fine. Don't like her outfit, reminds of a Psychomedian and Troublemaker. Like if Troublemaker had a daughter who took after Psychomedian. I wonder if the Mime is still Mylene's dad or if he's a totally different person.

omg Master Fu!! slay!!! I really missed him 😭

It's a hard knock LIFE for us!

I am SO regular about this and my arms definitely did NOT go flying and I totally did NOT get goosebumps

DSUCFLBDLJDS HELP THEY'RE SO CUTE

gonna pretend I didn't just have a stroke

She has ladybug wings on the back of her dress!!

Gorilla in the back! This must be the Agreste mansion

Alix in a suit works so well and she's talking to Kim 🥺 I'm never sure if Kim's best friend is Alix or Max, but I'll take it.

Juleka and Rose in the corner 🥺

NFBGIHKDFDKOJF ONJL O IS THAT NATHANIEL AND LUKA?????? LUKA IN A SUIT LUKA IN A SUIT LUKA IN A SUIT NATHANIEL IN A SUIT NATHANIEL IN A SUIT LET'S FREAKING GOOOOOO

why did I audibly gasp ;-;

go off baby boy

I know that's not the point of this scene, but omg?? Chloe voluntarily went on a ferris wheel with Sabrina? Are they *real* friends in this movie?

o-octopus? I feel like this is somehow Sandboy's doing. Or maybe the trickster lady. Looks very cool.

right, so: bakerix, kwamibuster, and a hotter Mime.

Tom and Sabineeee 🥺 they look so good and Marinette takes so much after her mom!

And finally done! Excited hehe. I really hope it comes to the U.S. so I can see it at night with other older ladybug fans.

#miraculous movie #miraculous awakening #miraculous ladybug

[sophieswundergarten]

Alright I know I made a whole impassioned speech about the gorgeous symbolism in Milligan's name and everything last night.

But.

Mr. Stewart. Sir. My good man. Author of one of my favorite series of all time and all around creative genius. As much as I absolutely adore your books.

What was going through your head with your naming system???

Some of them make complete and total sense, and some of them are just odd in the most weirdly intriguing way? I respect the decision on all of them because they fit the characters amazingly (for the most part), but, on occasion??

Therefore, I am going to rank all of the names from the main people in no particular order, according to my own research and slightly goofy reasoning.

S. Q. Pedalian - Exquisite character. But his name is a pun?? And it's an ironic pun, because "sesquipedalian" means to have a lot of syllables or use long words, which S. Q. continually struggles with!!!

7/10 Sad, and a little bit funny, but all in all clever and a really unique name for a sweet boy. Very calm and soft colors and connected to a very curly and gangly word that fits him quite well. I think he would really like using the word that is his namesake, whether he knows it or not.

Constance Contraire - "Constance" is, of course, a name meaning "constant" or "steadfast". "Contraire" is just an actual French word that means "opposite", which is an amazing summarization of her personality.

10/10 Hysterical and one hundred percent accurate, and it is alliterative! Very poetic. The "ire" at the end feels very defiant and Constance-y, not to mention that "Ire" as a word means "anger".

George "Sticky" Washington - "George" means "farmer" or "someone who works the earth", while "Washington" likely means "home of the Wassa people", and can be attributed to a place in England. Now, the very obvious connection is to George Washington the historical figure, who is likely someone Sticky looks up to, and also had a lot of pressure on him, there is something to be said about the metaphorical meanings of "home" and "settling" in conjunction with "farmer" (someone who works hard to grow).

8/10 Not as much fun in the meaning, but still a solid and green/blue cool colored name. It feels like a particularly friendly frog with sticky frog skin.

Kate Wetherall - "Kate" is short for "Katherine", which means "pure" ("Caitlin" is also a form of "Katherine"). I've talked about "Wetherall" being a play on "Weather all", but it is just so spectacular I had to go over it again. There are not a lot of credible sources, and while one mentioned that it might mean "place where wether sheep are kept" (wethers are male castrated sheep), I am much more inclined to think that it is made up, as it makes more sense.

7/10 Still love the way it communicates her independence and how hard she works, and the "pure" part is a nice association to her and Milligan's relationship with water (and the both of them being strong swimmers). Her last name also feels very windmill-y and helter-skelter energetic, like her.

Reynard Muldoon - "Reynard" is from a Germanic name meaning "strong in council", which is beautiful and poetic and just the best name for the one who tends to guide the group and continually falls back on them for reassurance. "Muldoon" is just one of those old Gaelic kind of names that means "descendant of whoever".

9/10 Lovely hidden meaning, and even more so when you consider that the only person to purposefully continue calling him that is Curtain. Really soothing colors, warm browns and more reddy colors, soft like a sweater.

Jackson & Jillson - I don't know their last names, so they get put together. First off, "son" as a name suffix literally means "son of". Some people say "Jack" is a form of "John", meaning "God is gracious", but there are one or two other theories. "Jillson" is a name of dubious realness, as I can't find a lot about it. Some sources (very, very few) say it might mean "Son of Juliana/Gills", but it is highly unclear. "Jill" by itself means "youthful", so the "son" suffix doesn't make much sense there either.

10/10 Even though they don't really make any sense, the "Jack and Jill" theme is evident and they both feel suitably pointy to be executives. Wonderfully silly and yet sharing the facade of trying to be Serious and Official.

Martina Crowe - "Martina" is a name derived from Mars, the Roman god of war, and "Crowe" is to do with the bird, and can be used for someone with black hair. It is also possible that "Crowe" means "hound of destruction", but either way it works with her aggressive and competitive spirit.

10/10 Perfectly fits her, black hair, need to dominate and all. It is a sophisticated sounding name, and comes across as authoritative. It is also prickly, and you can feel the prioritization of winning over social graces.

Milligan - Not really a name, but has the inherent meaning of his promise to take Kate to the "mill again" and is therefore a great name full of the most heartbreaking and incredible symbolism.

∞/10 I can't describe how well this name works in every conceivable way.

Number Two/Pencilla - Despite both of them being hints at her pencil-like appearance, I really like all of the love you can see in "Number Two". Her decision to go by her code name is initially out of her dislike of her legal name, but it is also a reference to her being Mr. Benedict's second in command (and possibly to the fact that she was the second person to join his organization, depending on when Milligan arrived).

10/10 A terrific way to show her commitment to her work, and, in a similar way to Milligan, how her name changes to be what those who love her call her.

Rhonda Kazembe - "Rhonda" can either mean "good spear" or "noisy", depending on who you believe. "Kazembe" is the name of a traditional kingdom in Zambia, from what I could find. This has very little to do with her personality, but it sounds really pretty and is distracting, which I think may have been the point. Similar to her appearance when she was initially introduced to the kids, her name is unusual and draws attention to her (which is why I included "noisy" as a meaning), and it aids in her misdirection.

8/10 Not a lot of symbolic meaning, but I very much love how it sounds, her first name is full of nice round sounds and warm smiles, and her last name reminds me of the fun patterns on her clothes.

Dipika Perumal - "Dipika" means "light", and "Perumal" means "great one". While "Perumal" 's meaning is in reference to a version of the Hindu god Vishnu, in a literal sense it is quite accurate. Miss Perumal is a great light in Reynie's life, and in the lives of the others she meets. She is a guide and a kind but truthful source of advice.

9/10 It sounds like tea being poured into a cup. A lovely name that describes her in an intimately accurate way, as well as her surname being in Tamil.

Nicholas Benedict - "Nicholas" means "victory of the people", and "Benedict" means "the blessed one", both of which are in line with his personality. He is fighting for the people of the world, and while he may not consider himself blessed, he is certainly a blessing and a benevolent figure to others.

9/10 Extremely comforting name, fits him and his intentions amazingly. It has just the right amount of whimsy while still being grounding and secure.

Nathaniel Benedict/Ledroptha Curtain - "Nathaniel" means "gift of God", and with the surname "Benedict", it is easy to see how this applies to him. He definitely believes that he is a blessing, God's gift to the world. "Ledroptha Curtain" is a whole other story. Either it seems to be his real, actual name and some crazy people named him that, or maybe he made it his legal name (the books), or he definitely made it his name, for some weird reason (the show).

5/10 I'm really pleased with whoever made the decision to make his name "Nathaniel" for the show, but I just can't condone the stupid pun that he never uses!! What was he going to use it for?? He basically never interacts with a curtain, especially because his master plan isn't really physical!!

We're including Garrison and Crawlings because I feel like they're sort of each other's counterparts? Seeing as one is show-only and the other is book-only.

Dr. Garrison - "Garrison" can be both a name and a real word, and both mean "fortress" or "stronghold". And while Garrison may be considered a stronghold of secrets, she also hides herself in many strongholds, first on the island and then in the rootcellar.

7/10 Very thematic, but I wish we had learned her first name. I feel like it could have been just a little more creative and well-fitting.

Crawlings - That's just his name. There isn't really a way to find meaning in it, especially as it's only one word. I suppose it conveys a creeping, spooky, unsettling feeling, but he just sounds odd.

?/10 I don't really know what to do with him.

And, lastly, because I felt bad for leaving him out:

Jeffers - It means "Son of Jeffery", which, in turn, means "peace" or "God's pledge". Now, this does not really refer to his personality, because he is never at peace, poor man. It may refer to his goal to keep the peace, sort of?

7/10 Just a good goon name.

#just so you know #these rankings are absolute nonsense #i just picked random numbers for the most part because i knew if i gave them all 10/10 i would be revealed as a hack #goodness me #though #this really got away from me #sorry everyone #i hope you enjoyed #i guess #or that you at least learned something #i really love looking into name etymologies and thinking about what they say about a person #again #my apologies for an extremely long post #mbs #the mysterious benedict society #sq pedalian #constance contraire #sticky washington #reynie muldoon #kate wetherall #milligan wetherall #martina crowe #jackson and jillson #number two #rhonda kazembe #miss perumal #dipika perumal #mr. benedict #nicholas benedict #mr. curtain

[creamypeacheswithmorecream]

Kyman rp request!!

Plots:

1.) Similar to my fanfic (https://archiveofourown.org/works/48000550/chapters/121027678) Cartman isn’t around his friends much anymore, finding himself playing the role as ‘The Coon’ most of the time. Most of all though, stalking Kyle from a distance to make sure he is safe. One night Kyle is walking home at night and is held at gunpoint, fortunately Coon is there to stop the criminal. From there Kyle and Coon get to know each other, Kyle being none the wiser to suspect Cartman actually doing something like this. They grow closer the more the Coon stalks Kyle and they interact, eventually leading to romance between the two. Eventually, Coon reveals himself as Cartman.

2.) In a moment of weakness and desperation Kyle posts erotic pictures of his body to a horny ftm subreddit. It just so happens a young chubby boy also frequents the subreddit, in complete disbelief seeing the boy he had been obsessed with on it. Cartman does his best to compose himself and ask Kyle about it as he visits his house.

Kyle first tries to play coy, though he can’t help but to admit what truly happened. Cartman asks what he was thinking about when he took those photos, and when he says him he nearly melted on the floor.

Purely a plot of Cartman getting in a relationship with Kyle that is sappy and cute but also extremely kinky as he dominates him. (Basically for those who want a pure ‘plot what plot?’ kinda thing.)

3.) Kyle is a prince. It’s a fine life, of course, living in a castle, humble servants ready to accommodate, plenty of food, but sometimes it gets a bit dull. He has many ideas to improve the kingdom but never feels heard. He’s at his wits end with it officially once his father asks him to marry a wealthy young man from another kingdom.

The night before he is to wed, he is kidnapped. When he awakes he’s greeted in a cabin seemingly far in the woods in the middle of nowhere. His capture is Eric, a famous thief in search of reward money for eventually ‘finding’ and returning Kyle to the kingdom. Though as Kyle explores his new surroundings, the freedom, the rush of it all and eventually finds love from Eric, he realizes maybe he doesn’t want to be returned.

4.) Little red riding Kyle (based on Eric’s goofy ass book) a young man in a dress and corset, a cape as red as blood wrapped around him wanders into the woods. When venturing a little too far he meets a charming wolf named Eric Cartman (Hybrid fucking thing like the furry he is 😔) the redhead is eventually seduced and fucked and knotted by the wolf. Every day he follows the path, saying he’s ‘visiting his grandma’ who hasn’t been around for years to friends who may ask. Either to get to know mister wolf better, or maybe to get a nice fuck. He likes their arrangement.

5.) Kyle is trying to make his way in the world as a young adult. He’s quickly realizing the lack of money is fucking him over, minimum wage jobs aren’t doing the trick, he can’t afford college or insane debts later. So what is he to do? In a hasty decision he sets up a sugar baby profile online in hopes of some quick cash. Through the multiple messages he spots Eric, a very odd guy that he wants to know more about.

6.) Kyle is desperately seeking a well paying job. In his search he discovers a website for maids looking for work. He eagerly signs up, much to dismay his old- enemy? friend? A little of both? Takes up his offer with money he can’t refuse. He goes to Eric Cartman’s mansion now that he’s apparently a wealthy businessman. Under his supervision he’s forced into a ridiculous short little French maid outfit. He knows very well he’s being eyed down every time he’s bending down to clean up, getting groped and teased every chance Eric gets. Is it bad to say he sort of likes the attention?

Some rules/info! very important!:

-I will be playing Kyle, he will be trans (ftm) in all plots because trans Kyle is canon because I say so :’) If that makes you uncomfortable I’m not the rp partner for you. (And yes I am trans!)

-The characters being of age is a must! You yourself also must be 18 or older because I don’t rp with minors.

-I am literate to advanced lit., the length of my responses vary on what’s happening in the plot and how much detail I can give. I expect and appreciate the same amount of effort in your replies and around the same length.

-Proper grammar and punctuation are a must. (Though if English is your second language but you feel confident with it, I’m more than happy to be a bit lenient on that ^^)

-If you think you’re only going to be able to reply once a month or every once in a while we unfortunately probably won’t work as rp partners. I get super hyped on rps and I try to reply as much as I can, I just ask that you attempt the same but I know life gets busy ^^

-I’m always up for just chatting one on one, discussing the rp, fanart, headcanons, etc! I love making friends and am happy to do so :]

-If I feel like we are unfit as rp partners I may politely decline, though if you have read over the rules and feel like this applies to you then you should be all good ^^ vice versa as well though if I send my starter and you feel like we’re unfit to rp together.

-I really do not enjoy angst, of course some conflict is completely fine especially with these two but please don’t go overboard. I love smut and fluff.

-If you’re comfortable or want to I’m always down discussing mutual kinks to put into spicy scenes, I’m very open when it comes to that.

-I just need to put this here since this is the plot I wrote up uh- please don’t include misgendering in any rp. I know Cartman is a scumbag sometimes but let’s pretend he respects Kyle enough to keep using he/him. Some feminizing in kink is fine ^^

If you read all this and are still on board then hello! :] message me in discord please I’d love to try and rp with you!

Discord: peachesandcr3am

#cartman x kyle #kyle x cartman #kyman au #kyman fanfiction #kyman rp #south park kyman #south park roleplay #kyman #south park rp

[vine-black]

It begins, again.

Everyone is still inside for now, despite our positive 15 days. Nights are still too chilly for comfort, and we may see one last brief snow some time next week. I think my dog is looking forward to getting his napping spot by the sliding door back, once all these confounded pots are out of his way.

I've started lots of tomatoes, mostly from a mixbag of F1 varietals, so we will see how that turns out. It's like some kind of cherry tomato gachapon. Pictured with the above mentioned tomato is a tiny basil I've planted in the pot with him. Tomatoes like a little flavourful friend.

I have so very many french marigolds I've started from open pollinated seed I saved from last season. 28 of these goofy bitches so far. They will not be stopped. Pictured here also are a couple of rogue snapdragons from Mckenzie's Magic Carpet mix. I will share those boys later.

I'm doing multiple pots of the Heavenly Blue morning glories, I really loved growing them last year. I wish I lived somewhere where I could have them grow up the side of my house, but our season is too short and dry, our winters are too bitter. But it's nice to dream, isn't it?

#gardening #tomato plant #french marigold #morning glory

[killldeer]

what was meant to be liveblog

lotta yelling and caps in this one. consider yourself warned

- alright let’s see how well i can take notes while probably also geeking tf out

- the jolt of fear when I read “3000 years ago” that we were abt to see the eotw prologue oh my god

- WAIT UH OH

- this is so insane

- CINEMATIC INTRODUCTION JUMPSCARE FUCK YES

- dain’s armor 😍

- dain in silver and geofram in matching gold,,, father son armor set

- hello beach waygate from all of the promos <3

- i love how explicitly lanfear reveals layers of her Schemes to ishamael. like obviously this is a visual medium so it’s kind of necessary, but natasha o’keefe delivers it in such a delicious teasing way

- OH SO WE’RE GOING FULL FANTASY CATHOLIC CULT HUH. like what are the little holy water swingy things called. i can’t believe the whitecloaks just have these things.

- watching the whitecloaks and seanchan kill each other with unbridled glee and a bowl of popcorn

- NOOOO NOT CHARACTERS WITH PERSONAL AND CULTURAL RELATIONSHIPS TO THEIR HAIR GETTING IT CHOPPED OFF AS A PUNISHMENT THAT’S THE TROPE I’M SENSITIVE ABOUT

- “I know who kills [rand], and what he uses to do it”. I mean yeah but like. you don’t have to rub it in

- HM. DIDN’T LIKE THAT TRANSITION

- angry nynaeve. ANGRY NYNAEVE.

- “i’m not gonna touch it :)” sigh. this is the face of a man who is probably going to touch it

- moiraine and lan re-bonding forehead touch event leaves 8 dead 29 injured

- oh boy it’s Ingtar Reveal Time methinks??

- turak posturing himself to get into a Proper Blademaster Duel and rand just immediately killing the entire squad with saidin bullets. THAT’s how you fucking deal w the seanchan baby

- the tension of egwene being forced to channel to kill but also knowing that she’s doing it against the whitecloaks who tortured her is so thick i could cut it with a knife. ooouuughh

- suroth’s fucking azula lookin ass

- mat baby boy you can do it. i believe in you buddy

- ARE YOU MAKING A FUCKING SPEAR

- MATRIM CAUTHON I LOVE YOU SO MUCH IT HURTS

- haha holy shit. holy shit. they’re gonna do the Sul’dam Can Channel reveal with egwene and renna.

- “Pick up your weapons! Fight with us! Send these slavers back where they came from!” Heartbreaking; The Worst Man You Know Just Made A Good Point

- mat perrin reunion 🥹

- KICK HER FUCKING ASS EGWENE

- “you abandoned [egwene]. you made her a killer.” oh fuck OFF man c’mon. please please do not let this be the jumpstart for rand’s Weird About Women spiral please

- THE HORN OF BLOODY VALERE BABY

- I like that it looks so goofy and futuristic. it’s even got a mysterious little shimmer effect. I of course love the aesthetic of it being a funny little French horn as much as the next books fan, but lbr this is much more the speed of the age of legends ppl

- oh god. oh god i did get so caught up in the plot that i forgot the reason hopper spends most of this series in tel’aran’rhiod.

- hopper’s last sending being him soaring into the sky :,(

- kill geofram bornhald. kill geofram bornhald. kill geofram bornhald.

- YEAHHHH

- CMON BABY BLOW THE HORN

- THE GRAVE! IS NO BAR!! TO MY CALL!!!!

- “I… I remember.”

- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

- ohhh man the SCORE. the fact that it sounds kinda like a “regular” fantasy score is so fun

- UNO IS FUCKING HERE

- birgitte!! hi!!!!!!!!

- DOVIE’ANDI SE TOVYA SAGAIN

- HOLY FUCKING SHIT

- I would like to submit to the record. for posterity’s sake. that the above notes for this scene were written only after i rewatched it for the third time. because the first two times I watched it I was literally in tears almost the entire time. like as soon as i started to see the heroes of the horn materializing behind him I was gone. just pointing at the screen sobbing “that’s my fucking boy!”

- “I’m not sure I’ll be able to channel when I get there.” hey so why are we not letting nynaeve channel at all now!! how is she not furious about at least some aspect of the situation she is currently in??? i’m not even the biggest nynaeve stan but this one is even pissing me off

- egwene holding her shield alone against ishamael ohhhh my god

- well at least we still get the “rand meets elayne while she’s patching him up” meetcute or whatever

- the gang’s all here :)

- hm the big fiery dragon seems a little goofy. not sure what exactly i’m feeling about it

- YOU. MOGHEDIEN.

- the show shares my moggy pronunciation

- moghedien looks like a teen lesbian. I mean this in a tone of utmost praise. look at those crazy bangs and long dark skirt and huge chunky boots that still only take her up to Lanfear Tits Height

- “Light help you, rand al’thor.” lanfear seems aware of this but she’s literally gonna need that luck as much as he does if she’s gonna survive the average Daily Forsaken Squabbles without killing someone

#scheduling this one to post at a reasonable time lol #sorry for missing liveblogs for eps 6 & 7! I started them but got too engrossed in the eps/explaining them to my roommate to finish lol #wheel of time #wheel of prime #wot show spoilers #wheel of time spoilers #personal